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phoneposting edition
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go knights
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/cric/
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>>92101205
>tfw no ukrainian wife
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reminder to not spread invasive species
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>>92099999
reminder
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Friendly reminder that it was 3-0
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>>92101232
found one:
>>92101220
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Apparently Stars fans banted Watson so badly that they had to get kicked out? Can Stars fans confirm?
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ITT: Cursed images
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Game four is a must win IMO
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>>92101333
>cursed
more like blessed
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w-we're not reeally gonna lose to the >laffs? r-right bros?
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Brind'amour is such a faggot holy shit
The kid wanted to go
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>>92101333
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>>92101333
>>92101333

>>92101333
>>92101333
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>>92101351
Black fingernails = sloot
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>>92101245
onion rings are for everyone :)
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>>92101373
Breathes = sloot*
ftfy
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Do the penguins get swept tomorrow?
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N/a/shville!
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>>92101385
Unless Gary steps in, no question
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>>92101333
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>>92101378
>>92101378
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>>92101401
Nah, son, that's Blessed as fuck
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>>92101205
>phoneposting
disgusting
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>>92101418
>>92101418
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>>92101435
lmao fuck that zoomer bitch
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>>92101418
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Absolutely no excuse from either Calgary or Tampa Bay will suffice, that's for certain
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>>92101435
>kid clearly already heemed
>still go for one more shot on the way down

I'm not gonna defend that stupid shit for trying to start something with Ovi to begin with but cmon man
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>>92101435
>19 year old taking on a player in his prime
I guess it can be considered pride to say you got KO'd by Ovi.
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>>92101435
>>92101451
have sex
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>>92101470
except it didn't even connect if you watch the other angle
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>>92101470
you've literally never been a fight.
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>>92101476
Why is this even a thing. Go back to r*ddit
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>>92101225
Looks like Kennedy Leigh.
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>>92101492
>he's actually trying to defend it
genuinely impressed
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THE STARS AT NIGHT
CANT PLAY ALRIGHT

*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEX-ASS
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>I’m so lonely out there
t. pekka
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>>92101508
yes i'm defending that he punched the air in front of his face, i know how scary that can be for some people
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>>92101470
Use some critical thinking lad
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>>92101521
You're defending that he went for another punch on a guy who was already going down.
Below Subban-tier.
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>>92101435
they're both idiots for fighting tbqh, obviously it works out how you'd expect but OV looks like an idiot if he loses or it's even a draw, even after dumping on the kid he's shaking his hand thought it might be broken
let your bottom 6 do the fighting
great for the memes tho
>t. blog
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92101554
get better bait
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Post >your anthem for the ploffs, /hoc/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9JS5iSaTxo
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>>92101418
phoneposters are SUBHUMAN
exterminate phoneposters
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>arguing with Canadians
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>>92101568
Ovi is also in the box for 5 min, missing a shift or two, not optimal for the caps
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>>92101225
>those empty dolls eyes
nty
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>>92101508
Shut up and go away
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mackinnon is doing whatever he wants out there. do the flims plan on defending him at some point?
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>Colorado has 46 shots in the first 46 minutes
wew
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>>92101595
Shopped? No blood vessels in the whites of her eyes
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>>92101603
>Flames
>physicality
>defense
no
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>>92101601
t.
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>>92101576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mo7rFWLbY
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Freddy should be the first star of the game every goddamn night
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Why are there so much more women on commentary

normally you have the play-by-play and a colour commentator but these women are literally just repeating what was said 5 seconds ago and add nothing of substance.
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>>92101616
hey don't you doubt Mark "I've never fought in my career" Giordano's physicality
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>>92101633
uhm excuse but hockey is for every one
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>>92101633
They've decided to mimic the NFL on that for some reason.
Doesn't make any sense. Idk how they think anyone likes that.
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>>92101633
think you know the answer m8
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>>92101633
They're pushing an agenda cause women are strong and independent but can't get the jobs on their own merit so they need to take away jobs from knowledgeable men to feel like they are equal.
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PREDS DESU
>posted from a Google Pixel XL™
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>>92101633
colour commentators are basically all 100% replaceable and only serve to give a former hockey person a post-retirement career, play-by-play is way more important to the broadcast and actually demands a skill
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>>92101629
>Lehner’s sv% and GAA
Hnnnggggggg
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>>92101633
Such is the inevitable death of the modern corporation.
Chase the approval of loud, complaining progressives who don't actually watch or use your product, ruin it for the people who actually do use it, and kill your own brand.
We forget that the NHL is a corporation just like any other.
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How did Randy feel when his russian twink got laid out?
t. Hate both teams
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>>92101568
Faggot.
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>/hoc/ is playing with their imaginary friends again
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>>92101633
yea cause most color commentators are highly intelligent former all-stars and not 4th line dusters/career backups
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>>92101691
Id make u mine
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>>92101683
Lehner has looked solid besides the first game. His only weakness is really a defenseman blasting a shot in, which the penguins have done three times. But he has done so well keeping his posture in the crease, and gloving down and puck that comes by. Anderson is amazing also, but lehner has just been spectacular with that save percentage
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>>92101633
>>92101672
If they try to take away my Tripp I will travel to Raleigh and make the Killdozer look like a fucking joke.
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>>92101633
Would legit take any dykepucker over Pierre
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>>92101688
It's actually a non profit organization.
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>>92101701
>that's why I'm glad
>glad that I am dreaming
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>>92101612
Not shopped she's just a soulless robothot only useful as a degrading cum slave
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>>92101721
fucking based
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>>92101721
fucking kek someone is seething so hard right now
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>>92101742
lmao rekt
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>Chad AmeriGODS bullying soifag sw*eds
And all is right in the world
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>>92101726
Functionally identical in how they're run and how they cave to outside pressure.
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>>92101742
>when your team gets BTFOd so hard that you resort to wikipedia vandalism like it's fucking 2007
y i k e s
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Reminder that the Tampa Bay Lightning are in the middle of the greatest collapse in North American sports history
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>>92101742
Get it together, Caps fans. This is embarrassing.
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I don't remember many playoffs that started off this crazy 2bh
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>>92101791
>kucherov will only remember the 2019 playoffs for his penalty minutes instead of points

Topkek
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>>92101791
>Kucherov
Oof
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>>92101814
What is this supposed to be showing
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gonna end it all lads
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>>92101791
>colored people make up 3 of the top 5 PIM leaders
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>>92101839
The world is your oyster
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>>92101825
Nothing in particular
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San Jose is a suburb of Vegas
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>>92101859
Maybe they should just stop misbehaving.
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>>92101862
What if he is allergic to shellfish
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>they're doing the fucking wave
jesus christ relocate them right fucking now.
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>>92101882
>someone somewhere is having fun
>reeeee
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>>92101882
>Not starting the wave yourself
That's not very alpha of you, brah
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Flames literally can't even buy a gifted goal tonight
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>>92101791
*ahem* Despite being less than 10% of the player population in the NHL...
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>>92101899
At least they didn’t give up a second short handed goal
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>>92101882
do you ever see spics doing the wave? they get it going in both directions at the same time.
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FLAMES YOU SUCK

FLAMES YOU SUCK

FLAMES YOU SUCK
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>>92101912
Yeah, what kind of fucking shitty retard team would do that haha
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>>92101923
It'll be okay, shorkbro... eventually... probably... maybe.
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What the fuck is with all these blowouts this year, holy fuck
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when's hockey on?
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>>92101942
it's kinda hilarious that the toronto-boston drama is just so fucking overshadowed by the rest of the playoffs turning on its head
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Jesus, just watched the fight
Ovechkin flattened the guy
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>>92101876
ding dong diddily based
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>CalGaRY WiLl SwEEp thE AvS
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>>92101955
Toronto Boston is still a fun series, but shit like tonight with calgary and washington. Just goes to show how strong home ice can be (or weak if your the lightning :))
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>>92101955
I'm not keeping up with that series since I hate both those teams. What drama?
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>>92101435
did he died
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BING
I
N
G
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wow these turns in your script are crazy gary! keep them coming.
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Matthew Tkachuk has a really punchable looking face. Just throwing that out there.
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>>92101975
kadri cross-checked debrusk in the face, chara has been decked by trevor moore and hyman, refereeing has been quite the spectacle, that's about it
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>>92102005
The entire Tkachuk family has punchable faces
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>>92102005
brady tkachuks face looks even more punchable
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>>92102013
Also the >laffs celebrated a home win in the first round like they won the eastern conference
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>>92102019
>look up pictures of brady tkachuk

Well I see where all the chromosomes went in that family.
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>flakes
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>>92102037
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>>92102005
So does nathan mackinnon
and he sounds like he has brain damage whenever he speaks
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SHANNON!!
NEED MY NUMBERS RIGHT NOW!!!
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>>92102045
Upset your team's losing to an 8 seed?
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>avs blowing out flames
>jakeks blowing out bolts
what is teams like this' end game? beating and eliminating a legit stan lee contender only to get blown out themselves in the 2nd/3rd round?
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>>92102063
my team didn't even make the 'yoffs actually
but both these teams can fuckoff desu
flames are shit and avs will just lose to an actually deep team in the next round
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>>92102050
imagine Shannonposting if Vancouver was good
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>>92101968
>IT WAS 1-0
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Bing
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Post cocks
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48 minutes to Bolts elimination day (mountain timezone). Get excited!
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>>92102064
It's so we can laugh at the flim flams and blots.
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gettin real sick of these bing bings
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>>92102139
It's 48 hours in every time zone you litteral belland
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Your nightly numbers, /hoc/:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5GKZ1Wodg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4rIzfxFnM&t=0s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZNBSRR-Is
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRbIwS7rQA
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>>92102146
>it's 48 hours
>using bellend as an american
hmmm yikers!
yikes!
stinky post!
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>>92102146
Based and bigbrainpilled
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>Make some noise! on jumbotron
>Children start screeching like they are being kidnapped
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For me, it’s my team being up 2-1 in the series
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imagining a ted vs bing final and meme overload
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>I'm not sure why Reaves chose to question Thornton's eyesight
>We already know he can't C
based reddit
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Flames in 6
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>>92102199
>camera pans to shitter children flossing
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>>92102274
Zoomfloss is the biggest sport in North America
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>blots AND pongs are eliminated in less than 24 hours
It’s finna boutta be a great day for hockey
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>>92102274
>Kiss Cam pans to opposing bench
Cameraman at Mohegan Sun has got some bants
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>>92102331
>thinking this is new
18 year old to post here
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>>92102365
>Implying I have the money to travel anywhere else to watch hockey
That was the only exposure I've had to it
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>>92102387
sorry you are poor
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>>92102407
I appreciate your concern
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>>92102387
Stop posting and lurk
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>>92101633
what they need is to get players that are playing right now. Both Sarah Nurse & Natalie Spooner are really good at analyzing the play. Spooner did it as a panelist during the Clarkson Cup on Sportsnet. She could speak about the game & the players at length because she currently is one. Both would be great as between period guests at some point during the NHL playoffs.
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>>92102457
The tournament ended its time to stop
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>>92102457
Yeah for sure. It would give their side of the sport much needed exposure too.
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>the blots will be eliminated in less than 21 hours
Based Teds exposing the sunbelt.
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>>92102457
well they don't "need" to do it but they "could" do it. Most people aren't interested in hearing about A.J Mleczko or Cassie Campbell much anyways because they played so long ago, anyone under 20 probably didn't watch them play.
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>>92102457
if only they had an audience of interested females to talk to
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>92102525
I already made this exact post
Shan’t be (you)ing a post thief
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What's the status on Svechnikov?
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Alright Jannies my three day ban is up and you better NOT fucking ban me again during the stan lee cup playoffs. This is your last warning and also a reminder that you do this for free.
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>>92102487
yeah i'm done.
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post yfw the canes and teds have a better chance at the leeb than the blots
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Reminder you can get banned for questioning the moderating staffs decisions and complaining about them in a thread.
Tread lightly, lads.
Big Brother is watching.
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>>92102585
Reported
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>>92102606
>fearing the jannies and pedomods
/hoc/ runs /sp/. Jannies fear having to ban /hoc/ posters.
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Happy blots elimination day lads
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>>92102598
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I can’t handle this NBA coverage on sports center when they could be talking about the teds or isles
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>>92101215
Based
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>>92102625
or how my canes btfo the casps and svech got heemed by ovi
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I seriously can't stand hurricanes fans
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>>92102606
why would i give a shit about being banned?
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golf is actually pretty sick
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>>92102635
They covered the heeming and that game already
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>>92102647
Because you are an anime poster so clearly you have nothing better to do
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>>92102646
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>92102646
Posts like this makes me pull for the team In question. If this is reverse psychology, wry well done
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>>92102646
a literal fucking meme team
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>>92102689
based and subversivepilled
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Remember. No Tampons
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>>92102712
I’m a raging Brady/Belichick fan for this exact reason. The asshirt they now generate is incalculable. I’m primarily a NYG fan (on the rare occasions I watch handegg) so they’re not even incompatible.
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>>92102660
wow you're dumb
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>>92102765
Wow cool do you have a blog this is so deeply uninteresting
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proud of >my team's effort tonight
know that the series isn't over yet
looking forward to the next game

simple as
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A request for fans going to game 5

If there’s any way you guys can start an “I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN” or “I BELIEVE IN MARTIN JONES” chant that would be dope.

It’s something out of the ordinary and I’m sure it would hype up the boys. Gonna send some DMs to Root, Sharkie and the Teal City Crew on trying to get this happening.
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>>92101633
Cheap labour
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>>92102797
lmao imagine actually spending time making this. at least its quality oc
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>>92102798
>“I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN”
>a syllable and a half away from a fucking Hillary 2016 chant
How many fucking layers of parody is this on?
Are /hoc/posters making redditposts now just to be able to bring them back over to /hoc/?
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>>92102832
Sharks are so fucking cute I can't stand it. Shame the franchise is awful.
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>>92102820
>imagine actually spending time making this
They were editing people's Wikipedia pages a few hours ago.
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>>92102780
Here you go, champ. Be sure to subscribe!

https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/10-reasons-people-really-don-t-like-you-and-how-to-fix-that.html
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>>92102820
Imagine thinking I have anything better to do on a monday night
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>>92102844
that is a cute shark desu
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>>92102797
I appreciate this
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>>92102625
you don't want espn to trot out barry dumbass for his yearly embarrassment
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>>92102844
>>92102862
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>>92102851
Which ones
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>>92102861
iktfb
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>>92102878
desu
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It's a SEVEN GAME SERIES - Stay Calm, Keep Supporting, Go Sharks

I feel like a lot of you think the series is over just because we are down a game right now. Yeah it didn't look pretty, but it didn't look pretty and we still did OK.

We got a lot of hockey left. We out of all fans should know that leading in a series doesn't mean it's over.

Remember how good we looked Game 1, we can get back to that dominance.

Have faith Go Sharks Do it for Simek
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>>92102797
>does nothing
>more goals than OV on the series playing from the 3rd line
hmm
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its almost RPH i didnt stay up this late for fucking nothing where is piano anon
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>>92102844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yHLFTpyZNo
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>>92102894
shhhh, those are hatefacts
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>>92102798
Fuck off knights will beat you like they do every time except when you get refpuck
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>>92102860
Thanks
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>>92102874
He was on already. He’s now an expert on Makar because he saw him play 4 games the past 2 weeks. He says kid will be a good player, very insightful and full of added valued.
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leafs nation reporting in
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>>92102689
I seriously can’t stand leafs fans
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>>92102918
>responding earnestly to redditposts
Lad...
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>>92102932
Nice try, I know what you're doing.
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>>92101435
Carolina deserves this with their disrespectful shitty celebrations.. Act like goofs all year, don't be surprised when you get punched in the face by real hockey
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>>92102918
>Vegass lifelong with the audacity to bring up refpuck
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>>92102894
Yeah but now he's out indefinitely
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>>92102894
>2019 playoffs most likely over for the lad
Not a smart move.
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>>92102932
Sorry laff anon, I’m an Isles fan and have the Laffs Innoculation
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>>92102947
Poor kid probably has a double concussion (legit concern)
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what time is it in europe? i wanna chat with overseas leaf nation
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>>92102797
>250 pound vet vs 190 pound teenager
Seriously what the fuck was either of them thinking to be desu
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>mfw flames thought they'd sweep
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please stop shork posting. they are dead. just accept it and move on. please.
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I've been a /lifelong/ Ted since last Wednesday and I couldn't be more excited to see my team finally win a series tomorrow!
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>>92102977
Kid: I get to hold my idol in my arms. Pls be gentle, it’s my first time

Ovi: this kid says he wants to fight me? Clearly he knows how to handle himself cause why else would he start with me?
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>>92102984
I need more sharks with anime facial features pics for a friend’s research
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>>92102991
based
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This isn’t fun for you. It’s not fun for us.

But we’ve got one more chance to do this on Tuesday.

We’ll see you there.
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>>92102992
>Ovi:
Was it autism?
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>>92103004
One more chance to shit the bed, kek.
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>>92103004
what did he mean by this?????????
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watching raw lads
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>>92103005
Don’t know but now it’ll be TBI
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>these scores so far
what the fuck are these playoffs. This has been based as fuck
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>>92102894
>first season rookie making more team contributions than a veteran leader
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>>92103005
I always just say ovi because it sounds cuter
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>>92103017
based big dog
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hello playoff hockeyers
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Accurate look so far in this series now that Joe Thornton has been suspended.
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BARRY MELROSE IS ON offering zero insight
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>>92103043
good morning europe
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>>92103033
I meant was ovi autistic, I already know you are
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>>92103045
based stupid fucking faggot poster
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>>92103026
>never won the cup
Vs
>haswonthe cup,smythe, calder in crosbys rookie year, multiple goal scoring titles, and fucking killed the kid

Uhhhh congrats on outscoring ovechkin through 3 games and getting concussed I guess
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>>92103062
i was watching leafs did ovi really punch somebody so hard they got a concussion??????
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>>92103045
>hit a player in the head
>get suspended
Why can you not accept this?
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>>92103068
Probably a second one when he fell and hit his head, too
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>>92103068
He hit the kid three times and he needed5 minutes to stand up with a guy on each arm
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are Russians born with innate heeming abilities?
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>>92103068
he literally knocked him out
unconscious
i think some folks said he hit his head on the ice, since he was out and couldn't protect himself from the fall, so that might have given him a concussion.
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>>92103068
>did ovi really punch somebody so hard they got a concussion?
He won the fight, the pushed Svech down to the ice as he fell on top of him.
It was probably Svech's head hitting the ice that hard that gave him the concussion.
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>>92103073
Ah so Ovi gets suspended tomorrow?
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>Can get away with murder on the ice in the BOS/TOR series
>Can't sneeze towards the opposing team without a penalty called in SJ/VG
Glad that Toronto situation room really made officiating more consistent
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>>92103077
>>92103078
fucking based what a series that will be vs leafs
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>>92103068
Ovie a fucking bull. Probably concussed Svechnikov on the hitting blow.
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>>92103082
Mother Russia not a gentle place.
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>>92103085
>headcheck is the same as two players getting into a fight
How does a Shorks fan understand the rules less than a reddit knights fan?
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>>92103084
retard opinion
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>can't post hot takes on /r/hockey because they are super easily triggered
>can't post hot takes here because its basically /r/hockey
aaaaaahhhhhhhh
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>>92103086
are you gonna cry? maybe pee and poop your pants too?
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>>92103082
Putin HEEM'd american democracy
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>>92103085
Unsure, but if I had to guess I'd say no.
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>>92103100
If they're dumb enough takes we'll assume you're doing it for giggles. Go ahead, only fags and uberautists care what other people think of their opinions on an anonymous anime forum.
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>>92103085
based retard
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>>92103087
who will he heem on the leafs roster??
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>>92103102
He HEEM'd our democracy
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>>92103087
Eh I like a good fight but this kid got seriously hurt, not that cool even if he was the instigator
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>>92103106
Of course not are you joking
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>>92103084
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>>92103100
Here's your (you) now post your hot take.
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>>92103116
honestly if he hits marleau he might die
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Ovechkin heemed a fucking zoomer LMAO BASED
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Can someone redpill me on why ""playoff hockey"" is even a thing?
If its so damn effective at winning games why don't teams ever use it to get into the playoffs.
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>>92103121
not even sure what you're trying to say, but obviously you're a faggot and you don't know anything about hockey

Go watch cricket with the other pussies
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>>92101225
>those disgusting fake lips l
Ruined herself t b h
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>>92103132
Physical and mental strain you fucking poop brain
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>>92103129
I don't think Ovi is dumb enough to try and pick a fight with Marleau.
That said I could see him heeming Kadri.
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>>92103062
>implying
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>>92103132
Because there are 82 games in a season and you don't play the same team every night so physical hockey doesn't have a residual benefit you stupid fuck
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Colorado is the most undeserving team I've ever seen make the playoffs. You should have to win at least half your games to even be eligible for the playoffs. Give the top seed a first round bye or something.
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>>92103082
Svech is also a Russian and he got murdered
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>>92103144
kadri will jus cheap shot him before he gets a chance i dont trust that kid
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>>92103098
>reddit knights
Based retard. The kniggs are one of the universally most hated teams on there.
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>>92103150
we need to fix the zoomer problem
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>>92103157
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>>92103157
t. reddit expert
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>>92103147
>>92103139
so why do teams just outside the playoffs like >yotes not start frantically imploring this style of hockey when they are like a few wins out of the playoffs?
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>>92103157
u would know wouldnt u mr las vegas reddit expert
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>>92103132
Refs usually let a lot more stuff go in the playoffs, and the stakes are higher, so the players play with more intensity
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>>92103127
Do you have a point to make?
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>>92103163
Because it doesn't make sense in an 82 game season where you play a different team every night you stupid fucking Asian
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>>92103163
u cant just summon it wtf have you never raised your intensity level when the situation requires it?
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>>92103157
>Thinking because I hate the reddit knights and the shorks that means I'm a kangz fan
>>>/reddit/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
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>>92103163
the last stretch of wildcard races basically is playoff hockey
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>>92103173
u have to go back
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>>92103164
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>>92103179
Playoffs lite
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>>92103173
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>>92103179
Roenick talks about it every other day how the BJs have been playing playoff hockey for a month while TB hasn’t given a shit for a couple of months
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>>92103178
>kings
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>>92103170
You're retarded. Check mate.
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>>92103196
>Roenick talks about it
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>>92103209
Roenick never won shit and is the make equivalent of the female commentators
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Fighting Ovechkin is a stupid thing to do desu
Even if you beat him, you know that Wilson will fuck you up in retaliation
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>roenick
based
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>>92103217
>Even if you beat him,
Let's stay within the realm of reality here..
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why is everyone shitting themselves about the ovi fight. all i see is game of normies and ovi everywhere on the internet.
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>>92103216
>Roenick's penchant for stirring controversy also saw him claiming in 2006 that USA Hockey has "blackballed" him, and was being disrespectful by not including him on the American national team at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin. He claimed, "I'm a lot better player than my points indicate"; he had 6 goals and 7 assists in 32 games when he made that comment.
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>>92103229
It’s not often a grown man knocks out a kid and his only punishment is sitting in a box for five minutes
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>>92103229
because you're a faggot mainly
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>>92103239
>grown man knocks out another grown man
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>>92103228
I reckon someobe like Kovalchuk could heem Ovi
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elias just dabbed on the hasb and their faggot french fans on raw
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>>92103239
go back
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>>92103252
Lmfao not in 2019 that old fuck is washed up
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>>92103253
what did he say???
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>>92103228
if he were heavier he had a real shot. he landed behind ovis ear before ovi even hit him. a bigger guy could have handled him.
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>>92103272
>if he was a completely different person he might have a chance maybe
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Exclusively AND inclusively
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>>92103280
no i mean if he were the same size he woulda rocked him before ovi could even hit him.
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>>92103268
raw was live from the bell centre tonight, and he mentioned how it was "packed tonight, and the energy is off the charts. just think, you could feel this energy regularly if the canadiens were good enough to make the playoffs"

worked the crowd into a shoot
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>>92103291
based drifter, he shoulda beat up tha undertaker last week
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>>92103288
No p
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Take it to >>>/asp/ queers
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>>92103342
ya boiling. cody graves just mentioned maurice richard too.
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>>92103342
seething
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>>92103346
*corey graves

also, rph
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2r7skqSkNM
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I have a gut feeling that Tampa Bay will pull off the reverse sweep
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>>92103399
god damn it.
i would laugh so fucking hard at the teds.
i'd rather laugh at tampa getting swept tomorrow desu.
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>>92103411
At least no matter what happens we get to laugh at somebody
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>>92103399
same. idk what's a better meme. teds pulling off the sweep, or getting ted's hopes up and getting reverse swept. i reckon it'd be nice to get tampa posters out of here for the season though.
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will the lightning fire cooper if they're out in the first round?
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>>92103426
Teddit posters aren’t much better
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>>92103430
i don't think there are many unironic ted posters. i prefer them over falseflaging anime posters
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Islanders fan here!!!
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>>92103473
needs a better source but i'll isolate it for you
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for me, it's watching goon with my nigga based latvia.
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>Sharks coach Pete DeBoer confirms Martin Jones will be in net for Game 4 tomorrow
things are truly looking grim for the sharks. vegas has dabbed on martin jones for the past two years, but i don't know if it'd be worth trying dell instead.
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>>92103635
fuck em, it's over.
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>>92103635
>dell
they should try korenar at this point. both jones and dell went to shit, they need to try something completely different
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>no penalty this time

STAY JEALOUS M9
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ded thread ded sport
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wish i was dead.
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>>92103722
this
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absolutely based and knightpilled
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>>92103803
>teds 2nd, blues 3rd
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the only good weeb is a dead weeb
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>>92103872
This


Huomenta
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>>92103908
huomenta
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>>92103910
That was fast
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i eat ass
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huomenta btw
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>>92103915
patrician
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>>92103922
eres un buen hombre, buenas noche anon
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>>92103291
>dabbed on their faggot french fans
he didn't you pulled that out of your ass
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>tfw elimination day
I'm going to try and get to the watch party, if I get out of work early enough
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You guys hear about this "Ray Fortino" guy calling Kadri a raghead? His sister plays hockey for Canada.
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What will be your face when Vegas Golden Memes win the Stanley Cup
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>>92103993
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>>92103993
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>>92103993
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>>92103993
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>>92103931
The weirdest thing is that I'm a hue posting from France. Somehow got the spanish flag
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>>92103993
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>>92103993
no such thing cause it's never gonna happen. if we're going down, you're taking our curse with you
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Wow! Congrats to the maple leafs! Love does TRUMP hate!!! <333333
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>>92104053
this can't be real
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>>92104053
based
hockey is for everyone
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>the state of Tampa Bay
How did this even happen?
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>>92104071
the ted collective memed them into choking
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>>92104053
they're a couple?
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>just found out Phil Kessel is 31
Keeeeeek

Love the guy, but dem genes.
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>>92104053
>Diversity wins!
kek
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>the Carolina Hurricanes have won more playoff games than the Tampa Bay Lightning this year
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imagine a world where Colorado advances and Tampa gets swept
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>tfw tampa bay wins 7-0 today
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>>92103429
Yes, and he will then take the Sabres to the ECF next year
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>>92102797
You clearly dont understand the essence of the chad vs virgin meme, never make another one again you pleb
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>>92104252
you're clearly a 150kg neet
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>>92104264
stop projecting
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>>92104269
stop being a fat neet
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i stand with finland
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>>92104252
Absolutely BOILING and mad
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im bored lads
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>>92104349
that bracket is gross and definitely not kino
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>>92104385
the east is fucked, but the west is coming to fruition.
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>>92104397
Winnipeg and Calgary win their respective series. I feel it in my bones.
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Happy blots elimination day 12 hours to go
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>>92104024
Basque region?
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If he dies...he dies
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>>92103993
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>>92103993
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Is someone getting a meme ready for when the lightning get swept?
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Who else is a caniac and knows what time it is?
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>>92104438
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>>92104474
will this suffice
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>>92104425
no, I was actually in Toulouse
Probably something regarding the mobile operator
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>>92104498
Not me, the guys on the road I take to work don't do the promotion. Such is life of a backwoods fuqnut, but a win is fine too
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How do we stop Avalanche?
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>>92104637
That's the thing my Finish friend, you can't
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>>92104438
fair until Ovechkin kept his hand on Svetchnikov's throat as he went down. Ovi could have let go, he didn't and he won't get a free pass from me. It should be looked at.
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>>92104637
the golden knights
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I'm 2019 guy.
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Is MacKinnon the best #1 pick of the decade?
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>tfw your brackets always fail after first rounf
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>>92104733
Stop picking the obvious winner in every pair.
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>>92103993
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>>92104784
>Shorks over Knights
>obvious
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>>92104654
you would have preferred if ove let go and let svevh crumple to the ice force his head to hit the ice even harder?
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>>92104053
>tout diversity
>specifically don't acquire Simmonds
>token Arab suspended for remainder of their season
What was meant by this?
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>>92104820
this post is a mess
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>>92104733
>Falling for the PONS

Oh no no no....
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Go sharks
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>>92104733
>didnt take a single upset
babbys first bracket
>>
hokki
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>2018: So glad ovi finally got his cup! Well deserved and its been a long time for him. Haha look at him partying all summer! Lol

>2019: Ovi is a scumbag who beats up teenagers, How can this be allowed?

joggins noggin
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>>92104991
who are you quoting?
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>>92104945
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>>92105004
>Reddit Andre Show
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reminder that ovechkin is /ourguy/
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ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN LEAFS NATION
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>Boss, I dont feel so good.....
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>>92105009
>reddit reddit reddit reddit
Here's a (you)
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>>92105036
thanks, itll go a long way tonight, ill probably buy some lunch later with that (you)
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>>92104998
probably reddit
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>>92105042
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>92105028
foligno is going to tear that man up tonight
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are we ready, lads?
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>>92105103
revving up that shitposting
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at least if my team gets knocked out ill be able to join the ted bandwagon
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>>92105103
I was born ready. Happy bolts elimination day
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>>92105111
flamers were nearly as disgusting during the regular season as tranpa
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>>92101215
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Why is Nashville vs Dallas so irrelevant? Hardly anyone is talking about it.
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>>92105135
because goalie/defense duels.
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>>92105135
most of the sunbelt falseflaggers have moved on so we only have that one anime autist posing as a prods fan
dallass never had any fans
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who gets eliminated tonight?
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>Jackets and Islanders going for sweeps tonight
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>>92105167
>maple leafs lead series 2-1
thats the stuff
>>
from the desk of Commissioner Bettman: Avs - Blues & Jackets - Canes for your conference finals, Blues - Jackets for your 2019 Stanley Cup

t. script haver and knower
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>>92105179
nah its gonna be sharks v leafs
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>>92105167
>blots
>flims
shall be HOWLING when both 1 seeds get dabbed on by the wild cards
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>>92105103
Never been more ready
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>>92105179
>canes
>ecf
lmao NOW this is shitposting
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>>92105191
why would you just hand the laffs a cup like that
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>>92105196
Thats not Ted, thats Kevin!
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>>92105229
we're all Teds this faithfull evening
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>>92105163
>>92105167
>>
i bet tickets to sunbelt games are like $10
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>>92105135
Canes vs Caps is an infinitely more interesting matchup
>>
Going to make my dog wear a Teds Jersey I got when I was little while I watch tonight's game
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>>92105309
best seats in the house for game 4 caps@canes are 500 us
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>>92105334
Actually sweaty the best seats for the game cost the same as one cup of coffee an hour
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>>92105323
Cute!
>>
Anyone watching the Juventus game today?
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>>92105334
for reference similar seats at game 4 in toronto are 1800 us each
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>>92105135
Because every other series has a storyline going for it.
>the best team in the league on the verge of being swept by an 8th seed that has never won a playoff series
>the worst team in the league at one point being willed into the playoffs by a rookie goaltender
>a team with only 38 wins getting into the playoffs and taking a 2-1 series lead
>a team that won back to back championships on the verge of being swept by a team that hasn't been respectable since the 80s
>two original six teams that despise each other
>an expansion team in it's second year playing against another expansion team they hate
>defending stanley cup champions playing against a team that hasn't been in the playoffs in 10 years
There's no interesting storyline with Nashville vs Dallas. They're just kinda there.
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>>92105379
yeah I am, ready to watch Ronny score another hat trick.
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>>92105416
what is the /hoc/ equivalent to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
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>>92105408
I honestly forgot about the jets blues series and had to think about your post for a minute

Binnington gets no attention and Berube gets little
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>>92105408
>a team that won back to back championships on the verge of being swept by a team that hasn't been respectable since the 80s
shittsburgh lost last season in the 2nd round
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cooking up something special for the next thread lads
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will be posting the bulju nudes gary just leaked to me in the next thread
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>>92105452
sorry but the next thread will be CANADAS TEAM THREAD devoted to the members of leaf nation
>>
/mlb/ owns ya
n we pwn ya
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>>92105434
/hoc/ doesn't have anything equivalent because /hoc/ is a cultureless cesspool of subhumans
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>>92105468
And yet they managed to hurt your feelings this bad
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>>92105468
ya seethin
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what is shannon’s take on the ovi fight?
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kaapo kakko?
more like
KAKKA KAAPO :DDD
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>>92105487
I think he said the time it happened, according to the box score, and the duration of each penalty asssessed (5 minutes) according to the box score while staring directly at the camera while his eyes teared up from the pungent onion like odor emanating from his fat, ugly, but also used goods wife
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>>92105487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4rIzfxFnM
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>>92105487
Think he said that zoomer faggot deserved it
Come at the king, best not miss
>>
WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS SHANNON?!
>>
Reminder the hockey guy didn't even impregnate his wife because his sperm is too weak to get through her blubber
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>>92105550
How long has that fat fuck been marries?
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>>92105553
Which one?
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>>92105550
Cant slip one past the goaltender eh?
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>>92105558
Shannon
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shannon shitposting should be an automatic ban
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>>92105576
Winning!
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>>92105587
agreed, no bullying allowed
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>>92105601
bullying is fine
shannonposting is not hockey discussion
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Tavares is _________ ____
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>>92105633
correctly rated by the canadian media
>>
new thread >>>92105641
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leafs nation checking in for post 500 bby
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>>92105648
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
btfo by the gay community!
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>>92105633
marner babby
>>
someone make a real non-early thread with /hoc/ in the subject line
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>>92105690
>500th post
>early
Let's not be a booty blasted faggot, okay? You and the leafs can fuck right off this board and none of us would even notice your fat ass dropping dead
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>>92105696
with this post there are 506 posts ITT
the shitty thread without /hoc/ in the subject was post 499
now apologize immediately
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>>92105633
a stinker.
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>>92105408
>you need storylines to enjoy hockey
Brainlet
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>>92104474
>it was 3-0
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>>92105440
>won two of last 3 Stan Lees
Better?
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>>92105633
Well behind comparative Islanders in points and rating



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