>>92101205>tfw no ukrainian wife
reminder to not spread invasive species
Friendly reminder that it was 3-0
Apparently Stars fans banted Watson so badly that they had to get kicked out? Can Stars fans confirm?
ITT: Cursed images
Game four is a must win IMO
>>92101333>cursedmore like blessed
w-we're not reeally gonna lose to the >laffs? r-right bros?
Brind'amour is such a faggot holy shit The kid wanted to go
>>92101351Black fingernails = sloot
>>92101245onion rings are for everyone :)
>>92101373Breathes = sloot*ftfy
Do the penguins get swept tomorrow?
>>92101385Unless Gary steps in, no question
>>92101401Nah, son, that's Blessed as fuck
>>92101435lmao fuck that zoomer bitch
Absolutely no excuse from either Calgary or Tampa Bay will suffice, that's for certain
>>92101435>kid clearly already heemed>still go for one more shot on the way downI'm not gonna defend that stupid shit for trying to start something with Ovi to begin with but cmon man
>>92101435>19 year old taking on a player in his primeI guess it can be considered pride to say you got KO'd by Ovi.
>>92101470except it didn't even connect if you watch the other angle
>>92101470you've literally never been a fight.
>>92101476Why is this even a thing. Go back to r*ddit
>>92101225Looks like Kennedy Leigh.
>>92101492>he's actually trying to defend itgenuinely impressed
THE STARS AT NIGHTCANT PLAY ALRIGHT*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEX-ASS
>I’m so lonely out there t. pekka
>>92101508yes i'm defending that he punched the air in front of his face, i know how scary that can be for some people
>>92101470Use some critical thinking lad
>>92101521You're defending that he went for another punch on a guy who was already going down.Below Subban-tier.
>>92101435they're both idiots for fighting tbqh, obviously it works out how you'd expect but OV looks like an idiot if he loses or it's even a draw, even after dumping on the kid he's shaking his hand thought it might be brokenlet your bottom 6 do the fightinggreat for the memes tho>t. blog
92101554get better bait
Post >your anthem for the ploffs, /hoc/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9JS5iSaTxo
>>92101418phoneposters are SUBHUMANexterminate phoneposters
>arguing with Canadians
>>92101568Ovi is also in the box for 5 min, missing a shift or two, not optimal for the caps
>>92101225>those empty dolls eyesnty
>>92101508Shut up and go away
mackinnon is doing whatever he wants out there. do the flims plan on defending him at some point?
>Colorado has 46 shots in the first 46 minuteswew
>>92101595Shopped? No blood vessels in the whites of her eyes
Freddy should be the first star of the game every goddamn night
Why are there so much more women on commentary normally you have the play-by-play and a colour commentator but these women are literally just repeating what was said 5 seconds ago and add nothing of substance.
>>92101616hey don't you doubt Mark "I've never fought in my career" Giordano's physicality
>>92101633uhm excuse but hockey is for every one
>>92101633They've decided to mimic the NFL on that for some reason.Doesn't make any sense. Idk how they think anyone likes that.
>>92101633think you know the answer m8
>>92101633They're pushing an agenda cause women are strong and independent but can't get the jobs on their own merit so they need to take away jobs from knowledgeable men to feel like they are equal.
PREDS DESU>posted from a Google Pixel XL™
>>92101633colour commentators are basically all 100% replaceable and only serve to give a former hockey person a post-retirement career, play-by-play is way more important to the broadcast and actually demands a skill
>>92101629>Lehner’s sv% and GAAHnnnggggggg
>>92101633Such is the inevitable death of the modern corporation.Chase the approval of loud, complaining progressives who don't actually watch or use your product, ruin it for the people who actually do use it, and kill your own brand. We forget that the NHL is a corporation just like any other.
How did Randy feel when his russian twink got laid out?t. Hate both teams
>/hoc/ is playing with their imaginary friends again
>>92101633yea cause most color commentators are highly intelligent former all-stars and not 4th line dusters/career backups
>>92101691Id make u mine
>>92101683Lehner has looked solid besides the first game. His only weakness is really a defenseman blasting a shot in, which the penguins have done three times. But he has done so well keeping his posture in the crease, and gloving down and puck that comes by. Anderson is amazing also, but lehner has just been spectacular with that save percentage
>>92101633>>92101672If they try to take away my Tripp I will travel to Raleigh and make the Killdozer look like a fucking joke.
>>92101633Would legit take any dykepucker over Pierre
>>92101688It's actually a non profit organization.
>>92101701>>92101701>that's why I'm glad>glad that I am dreaming
>>92101612Not shopped she's just a soulless robothot only useful as a degrading cum slave
>>92101721fucking kek someone is seething so hard right now
>Chad AmeriGODS bullying soifag sw*eds And all is right in the world
>>92101726Functionally identical in how they're run and how they cave to outside pressure.
>>92101742>when your team gets BTFOd so hard that you resort to wikipedia vandalism like it's fucking 2007y i k e s
Reminder that the Tampa Bay Lightning are in the middle of the greatest collapse in North American sports history
>>92101742Get it together, Caps fans. This is embarrassing.
I don't remember many playoffs that started off this crazy 2bh
>>92101791>kucherov will only remember the 2019 playoffs for his penalty minutes instead of pointsTopkek
>>92101814What is this supposed to be showing
gonna end it all lads
>>92101791>colored people make up 3 of the top 5 PIM leaders
>>92101839The world is your oyster
>>92101825Nothing in particular
San Jose is a suburb of Vegas
>>92101859Maybe they should just stop misbehaving.
>>92101862What if he is allergic to shellfish
>they're doing the fucking wavejesus christ relocate them right fucking now.
>>92101882>someone somewhere is having fun>reeeee
>>92101882>Not starting the wave yourselfThat's not very alpha of you, brah
Flames literally can't even buy a gifted goal tonight
>>92101791*ahem* Despite being less than 10% of the player population in the NHL...
>>92101899At least they didn’t give up a second short handed goal
>>92101882do you ever see spics doing the wave? they get it going in both directions at the same time.
FLAMES YOU SUCKFLAMES YOU SUCKFLAMES YOU SUCK
>>92101912Yeah, what kind of fucking shitty retard team would do that haha
>>92101923It'll be okay, shorkbro... eventually... probably... maybe.
What the fuck is with all these blowouts this year, holy fuck
when's hockey on?
>>92101942it's kinda hilarious that the toronto-boston drama is just so fucking overshadowed by the rest of the playoffs turning on its head
Jesus, just watched the fightOvechkin flattened the guy
>>92101876ding dong diddily based
>CalGaRY WiLl SwEEp thE AvS
>>92101955Toronto Boston is still a fun series, but shit like tonight with calgary and washington. Just goes to show how strong home ice can be (or weak if your the lightning :))
>>92101955I'm not keeping up with that series since I hate both those teams. What drama?
>>92101435did he died
wow these turns in your script are crazy gary! keep them coming.
Matthew Tkachuk has a really punchable looking face. Just throwing that out there.
>>92101975kadri cross-checked debrusk in the face, chara has been decked by trevor moore and hyman, refereeing has been quite the spectacle, that's about it
>>92102005The entire Tkachuk family has punchable faces
>>92102005brady tkachuks face looks even more punchable
>>92102013Also the >laffs celebrated a home win in the first round like they won the eastern conference
>>92102019>look up pictures of brady tkachukWell I see where all the chromosomes went in that family.
>>92102005So does nathan mackinnonand he sounds like he has brain damage whenever he speaks
SHANNON!!NEED MY NUMBERS RIGHT NOW!!!
>>92102045Upset your team's losing to an 8 seed?
>avs blowing out flames>jakeks blowing out boltswhat is teams like this' end game? beating and eliminating a legit stan lee contender only to get blown out themselves in the 2nd/3rd round?
>>92102063my team didn't even make the 'yoffs actuallybut both these teams can fuckoff desuflames are shit and avs will just lose to an actually deep team in the next round
>>92102050imagine Shannonposting if Vancouver was good
>>92101968>IT WAS 1-0
48 minutes to Bolts elimination day (mountain timezone). Get excited!
>>92102064It's so we can laugh at the flim flams and blots.
gettin real sick of these bing bings
>>92102139It's 48 hours in every time zone you litteral belland
Your nightly numbers, /hoc/:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5GKZ1Wodg>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4rIzfxFnM&t=0s>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZNBSRR-Is>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRbIwS7rQA
>>92102146>it's 48 hours >using bellend as an americanhmmm yikers!yikes!stinky post!
>>92102146Based and bigbrainpilled
>Make some noise! on jumbotron >Children start screeching like they are being kidnapped
For me, it’s my team being up 2-1 in the series
imagining a ted vs bing final and meme overload
>I'm not sure why Reaves chose to question Thornton's eyesight>We already know he can't Cbased reddit
Flames in 6
>>92102199>camera pans to shitter children flossing
>>92102274Zoomfloss is the biggest sport in North America
>blots AND pongs are eliminated in less than 24 hours It’s finna boutta be a great day for hockey
>>92102274>Kiss Cam pans to opposing bench Cameraman at Mohegan Sun has got some bants
>>92102331>thinking this is new 18 year old to post here
>>92102365>Implying I have the money to travel anywhere else to watch hockey That was the only exposure I've had to it
>>92102387sorry you are poor
>>92102407I appreciate your concern
>>92102387Stop posting and lurk
>>92101633what they need is to get players that are playing right now. Both Sarah Nurse & Natalie Spooner are really good at analyzing the play. Spooner did it as a panelist during the Clarkson Cup on Sportsnet. She could speak about the game & the players at length because she currently is one. Both would be great as between period guests at some point during the NHL playoffs.
>>92102457The tournament ended its time to stop
>>92102457Yeah for sure. It would give their side of the sport much needed exposure too.
>the blots will be eliminated in less than 21 hoursBased Teds exposing the sunbelt.
>>92102457well they don't "need" to do it but they "could" do it. Most people aren't interested in hearing about A.J Mleczko or Cassie Campbell much anyways because they played so long ago, anyone under 20 probably didn't watch them play.
>>92102457if only they had an audience of interested females to talk to
>92102525I already made this exact post Shan’t be (you)ing a post thief
What's the status on Svechnikov?
Alright Jannies my three day ban is up and you better NOT fucking ban me again during the stan lee cup playoffs. This is your last warning and also a reminder that you do this for free.
>>92102487yeah i'm done.
post yfw the canes and teds have a better chance at the leeb than the blots
Reminder you can get banned for questioning the moderating staffs decisions and complaining about them in a thread.Tread lightly, lads.Big Brother is watching.
>>92102606>fearing the jannies and pedomods/hoc/ runs /sp/. Jannies fear having to ban /hoc/ posters.
Happy blots elimination day lads
I can’t handle this NBA coverage on sports center when they could be talking about the teds or isles
>>92102625or how my canes btfo the casps and svech got heemed by ovi
I seriously can't stand hurricanes fans
>>92102606why would i give a shit about being banned?
golf is actually pretty sick
>>92102635They covered the heeming and that game already
>>92102647Because you are an anime poster so clearly you have nothing better to do
>>92102646Sounds like a personal problem.
>>92102646Posts like this makes me pull for the team In question. If this is reverse psychology, wry well done
>>92102646a literal fucking meme team
>>92102689based and subversivepilled
Remember. No Tampons
>>92102712I’m a raging Brady/Belichick fan for this exact reason. The asshirt they now generate is incalculable. I’m primarily a NYG fan (on the rare occasions I watch handegg) so they’re not even incompatible.
>>92102660wow you're dumb
>>92102765Wow cool do you have a blog this is so deeply uninteresting
proud of >my team's effort tonightknow that the series isn't over yetlooking forward to the next gamesimple as
A request for fans going to game 5If there’s any way you guys can start an “I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN” or “I BELIEVE IN MARTIN JONES” chant that would be dope.It’s something out of the ordinary and I’m sure it would hype up the boys. Gonna send some DMs to Root, Sharkie and the Teal City Crew on trying to get this happening.
>>92102797lmao imagine actually spending time making this. at least its quality oc
>>92102798>“I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN”>a syllable and a half away from a fucking Hillary 2016 chantHow many fucking layers of parody is this on? Are /hoc/posters making redditposts now just to be able to bring them back over to /hoc/?
>>92102832Sharks are so fucking cute I can't stand it. Shame the franchise is awful.
>>92102820>imagine actually spending time making thisThey were editing people's Wikipedia pages a few hours ago.
>>92102780Here you go, champ. Be sure to subscribe!https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/10-reasons-people-really-don-t-like-you-and-how-to-fix-that.html
>>92102820Imagine thinking I have anything better to do on a monday night
>>92102844that is a cute shark desu
>>92102797I appreciate this
>>92102625you don't want espn to trot out barry dumbass for his yearly embarrassment
It's a SEVEN GAME SERIES - Stay Calm, Keep Supporting, Go SharksI feel like a lot of you think the series is over just because we are down a game right now. Yeah it didn't look pretty, but it didn't look pretty and we still did OK.We got a lot of hockey left. We out of all fans should know that leading in a series doesn't mean it's over.Remember how good we looked Game 1, we can get back to that dominance.Have faith Go Sharks Do it for Simek
>>92102797>does nothing>more goals than OV on the series playing from the 3rd linehmm
its almost RPH i didnt stay up this late for fucking nothing where is piano anon
>>92102894shhhh, those are hatefacts
>>92102798Fuck off knights will beat you like they do every time except when you get refpuck
>>92102874He was on already. He’s now an expert on Makar because he saw him play 4 games the past 2 weeks. He says kid will be a good player, very insightful and full of added valued.
leafs nation reporting in
>>92102689I seriously can’t stand leafs fans
>>92102918>responding earnestly to redditpostsLad...
>>92102932Nice try, I know what you're doing.
>>92101435Carolina deserves this with their disrespectful shitty celebrations.. Act like goofs all year, don't be surprised when you get punched in the face by real hockey
>>92102918>Vegass lifelong with the audacity to bring up refpuck
>>92102894Yeah but now he's out indefinitely
>>92102894>2019 playoffs most likely over for the ladNot a smart move.
>>92102932Sorry laff anon, I’m an Isles fan and have the Laffs Innoculation
>>92102947Poor kid probably has a double concussion (legit concern)
what time is it in europe? i wanna chat with overseas leaf nation
>>92102797>250 pound vet vs 190 pound teenager Seriously what the fuck was either of them thinking to be desu
>mfw flames thought they'd sweep
please stop shork posting. they are dead. just accept it and move on. please.
I've been a /lifelong/ Ted since last Wednesday and I couldn't be more excited to see my team finally win a series tomorrow!
>>92102977Kid: I get to hold my idol in my arms. Pls be gentle, it’s my first timeOvi: this kid says he wants to fight me? Clearly he knows how to handle himself cause why else would he start with me?
>>92102984I need more sharks with anime facial features pics for a friend’s research
This isn’t fun for you. It’s not fun for us.But we’ve got one more chance to do this on Tuesday.We’ll see you there.
>>92102992>Ovi:Was it autism?
>>92103004One more chance to shit the bed, kek.
>>92103004what did he mean by this?????????
watching raw lads
>>92103005Don’t know but now it’ll be TBI
>these scores so farwhat the fuck are these playoffs. This has been based as fuck
>>92102894>first season rookie making more team contributions than a veteran leader
>>92103005I always just say ovi because it sounds cuter
>>92103017based big dog
hello playoff hockeyers
Accurate look so far in this series now that Joe Thornton has been suspended.
BARRY MELROSE IS ON offering zero insight
>>92103043good morning europe
>>92103033I meant was ovi autistic, I already know you are
>>92103045based stupid fucking faggot poster
>>92103026>never won the cupVs>haswonthe cup,smythe, calder in crosbys rookie year, multiple goal scoring titles, and fucking killed the kidUhhhh congrats on outscoring ovechkin through 3 games and getting concussed I guess
>>92103062i was watching leafs did ovi really punch somebody so hard they got a concussion??????
>>92103045>hit a player in the head>get suspendedWhy can you not accept this?
>>92103068Probably a second one when he fell and hit his head, too
>>92103068He hit the kid three times and he needed5 minutes to stand up with a guy on each arm
are Russians born with innate heeming abilities?
>>92103068he literally knocked him outunconsciousi think some folks said he hit his head on the ice, since he was out and couldn't protect himself from the fall, so that might have given him a concussion.
>>92103068>did ovi really punch somebody so hard they got a concussion?He won the fight, the pushed Svech down to the ice as he fell on top of him.It was probably Svech's head hitting the ice that hard that gave him the concussion.
>>92103073Ah so Ovi gets suspended tomorrow?
>Can get away with murder on the ice in the BOS/TOR series >Can't sneeze towards the opposing team without a penalty called in SJ/VGGlad that Toronto situation room really made officiating more consistent
>>92103077>>92103078fucking based what a series that will be vs leafs
>>92103068Ovie a fucking bull. Probably concussed Svechnikov on the hitting blow.
>>92103082Mother Russia not a gentle place.
>>92103085>headcheck is the same as two players getting into a fightHow does a Shorks fan understand the rules less than a reddit knights fan?
>can't post hot takes on /r/hockey because they are super easily triggered>can't post hot takes here because its basically /r/hockeyaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>92103086are you gonna cry? maybe pee and poop your pants too?
>>92103082Putin HEEM'd american democracy
>>92103085Unsure, but if I had to guess I'd say no.
>>92103100If they're dumb enough takes we'll assume you're doing it for giggles. Go ahead, only fags and uberautists care what other people think of their opinions on an anonymous anime forum.
>>92103087who will he heem on the leafs roster??
>>92103102He HEEM'd our democracy
>>92103087Eh I like a good fight but this kid got seriously hurt, not that cool even if he was the instigator
>>92103106Of course not are you joking
>>92103100Here's your (you) now post your hot take.
>>92103116honestly if he hits marleau he might die
Ovechkin heemed a fucking zoomer LMAO BASED
Can someone redpill me on why ""playoff hockey"" is even a thing?If its so damn effective at winning games why don't teams ever use it to get into the playoffs.
>>92103121not even sure what you're trying to say, but obviously you're a faggot and you don't know anything about hockeyGo watch cricket with the other pussies
>>92101225>those disgusting fake lips lRuined herself t b h
>>92103132Physical and mental strain you fucking poop brain
>>92103129I don't think Ovi is dumb enough to try and pick a fight with Marleau.That said I could see him heeming Kadri.
>>92103132Because there are 82 games in a season and you don't play the same team every night so physical hockey doesn't have a residual benefit you stupid fuck
Colorado is the most undeserving team I've ever seen make the playoffs. You should have to win at least half your games to even be eligible for the playoffs. Give the top seed a first round bye or something.
>>92103082Svech is also a Russian and he got murdered
>>92103144kadri will jus cheap shot him before he gets a chance i dont trust that kid
>>92103098>reddit knightsBased retard. The kniggs are one of the universally most hated teams on there.
>>92103150we need to fix the zoomer problem
>>92103157t. reddit expert
>>92103147>>92103139so why do teams just outside the playoffs like >yotes not start frantically imploring this style of hockey when they are like a few wins out of the playoffs?
>>92103157u would know wouldnt u mr las vegas reddit expert
>>92103132Refs usually let a lot more stuff go in the playoffs, and the stakes are higher, so the players play with more intensity
>>92103127Do you have a point to make?
Do you guys find any merit to this theory?
>>92103163Because it doesn't make sense in an 82 game season where you play a different team every night you stupid fucking Asian
>>92103163u cant just summon it wtf have you never raised your intensity level when the situation requires it?
>>92103157>Thinking because I hate the reddit knights and the shorks that means I'm a kangz fan>>>/reddit/>>>/trash/>>>/out/
>>92103163the last stretch of wildcard races basically is playoff hockey
>>92103173u have to go back
>>92103179Roenick talks about it every other day how the BJs have been playing playoff hockey for a month while TB hasn’t given a shit for a couple of months
>>92103170You're retarded. Check mate.
>>92103196>Roenick talks about it
>>92103209Roenick never won shit and is the make equivalent of the female commentators
Fighting Ovechkin is a stupid thing to do desuEven if you beat him, you know that Wilson will fuck you up in retaliation
>>92103217>Even if you beat him,Let's stay within the realm of reality here..
why is everyone shitting themselves about the ovi fight. all i see is game of normies and ovi everywhere on the internet.
>>92103216>Roenick's penchant for stirring controversy also saw him claiming in 2006 that USA Hockey has "blackballed" him, and was being disrespectful by not including him on the American national team at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin. He claimed, "I'm a lot better player than my points indicate"; he had 6 goals and 7 assists in 32 games when he made that comment.
>>92103229It’s not often a grown man knocks out a kid and his only punishment is sitting in a box for five minutes
>>92103229because you're a faggot mainly
>>92103239>grown man knocks out another grown man
>>92103228I reckon someobe like Kovalchuk could heem Ovi
elias just dabbed on the hasb and their faggot french fans on raw
>>92103252Lmfao not in 2019 that old fuck is washed up
>>92103253what did he say???
>>92103228if he were heavier he had a real shot. he landed behind ovis ear before ovi even hit him. a bigger guy could have handled him.
>>92103272>if he was a completely different person he might have a chance maybe
Exclusively AND inclusively
>>92103280no i mean if he were the same size he woulda rocked him before ovi could even hit him.
>>92103268raw was live from the bell centre tonight, and he mentioned how it was "packed tonight, and the energy is off the charts. just think, you could feel this energy regularly if the canadiens were good enough to make the playoffs"worked the crowd into a shoot
>>92103291based drifter, he shoulda beat up tha undertaker last week
Take it to >>>/asp/ queers
>>92103342ya boiling. cody graves just mentioned maurice richard too.
>>92103346*corey gravesalso, rph
I have a gut feeling that Tampa Bay will pull off the reverse sweep
>>92103399god damn it.i would laugh so fucking hard at the teds.i'd rather laugh at tampa getting swept tomorrow desu.
>>92103411At least no matter what happens we get to laugh at somebody
>>92103399same. idk what's a better meme. teds pulling off the sweep, or getting ted's hopes up and getting reverse swept. i reckon it'd be nice to get tampa posters out of here for the season though.
will the lightning fire cooper if they're out in the first round?
>>92103426Teddit posters aren’t much better
>>92103430i don't think there are many unironic ted posters. i prefer them over falseflaging anime posters
can someone help me out with a better quality version of this devastating display
Islanders fan here!!!
>>92103473needs a better source but i'll isolate it for you
for me, it's watching goon with my nigga based latvia.
>Sharks coach Pete DeBoer confirms Martin Jones will be in net for Game 4 tomorrowthings are truly looking grim for the sharks. vegas has dabbed on martin jones for the past two years, but i don't know if it'd be worth trying dell instead.
>>92103635fuck em, it's over.
>>92103635>dellthey should try korenar at this point. both jones and dell went to shit, they need to try something completely different
>no penalty this timeSTAY JEALOUS M9
ded thread ded sport
wish i was dead.
absolutely based and knightpilled
>>92103803>teds 2nd, blues 3rd
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
>>92103910That was fast
i eat ass
>>92103922eres un buen hombre, buenas noche anon
>>92103291>dabbed on their faggot french fanshe didn't you pulled that out of your ass
>tfw elimination dayI'm going to try and get to the watch party, if I get out of work early enough
You guys hear about this "Ray Fortino" guy calling Kadri a raghead? His sister plays hockey for Canada.
What will be your face when Vegas Golden Memes win the Stanley Cup
>>92103931The weirdest thing is that I'm a hue posting from France. Somehow got the spanish flag
>>92103993no such thing cause it's never gonna happen. if we're going down, you're taking our curse with you
Wow! Congrats to the maple leafs! Love does TRUMP hate!!! <333333
>>92104053this can't be real
>>92104053basedhockey is for everyone
>the state of Tampa BayHow did this even happen?
>>92104071the ted collective memed them into choking
>>92104053they're a couple?
>just found out Phil Kessel is 31 KeeeeeekLove the guy, but dem genes.
>the Carolina Hurricanes have won more playoff games than the Tampa Bay Lightning this year
imagine a world where Colorado advances and Tampa gets swept
>tfw tampa bay wins 7-0 today
>>92103429Yes, and he will then take the Sabres to the ECF next year
>>92102797You clearly dont understand the essence of the chad vs virgin meme, never make another one again you pleb
>>92104252you're clearly a 150kg neet
>>92104269stop being a fat neet
i stand with finland
>>92104252Absolutely BOILING and mad
im bored lads
>>92104349that bracket is gross and definitely not kino
>>92104385the east is fucked, but the west is coming to fruition.
>>92104397Winnipeg and Calgary win their respective series. I feel it in my bones.
Happy blots elimination day 12 hours to go
If he dies...he dies
Is someone getting a meme ready for when the lightning get swept?
Who else is a caniac and knows what time it is?
>>92104474will this suffice
>>92104425no, I was actually in ToulouseProbably something regarding the mobile operator
>>92104498Not me, the guys on the road I take to work don't do the promotion. Such is life of a backwoods fuqnut, but a win is fine too
How do we stop Avalanche?
>>92104637That's the thing my Finish friend, you can't
>>92104438fair until Ovechkin kept his hand on Svetchnikov's throat as he went down. Ovi could have let go, he didn't and he won't get a free pass from me. It should be looked at.
>>92104637the golden knights
I'm 2019 guy.
Is MacKinnon the best #1 pick of the decade?
>tfw your brackets always fail after first rounf
>>92104733Stop picking the obvious winner in every pair.
>>92104784>Shorks over Knights>obvious
>>92104654you would have preferred if ove let go and let svevh crumple to the ice force his head to hit the ice even harder?
>>92104053>tout diversity>specifically don't acquire Simmonds>token Arab suspended for remainder of their seasonWhat was meant by this?
>>92104820this post is a mess
>>92104733>Falling for the PONSOh no no no....
>>92104733>didnt take a single upsetbabbys first bracket
>2018: So glad ovi finally got his cup! Well deserved and its been a long time for him. Haha look at him partying all summer! Lol >2019: Ovi is a scumbag who beats up teenagers, How can this be allowed?joggins noggin
>>92104991who are you quoting?
>>92105004>Reddit Andre Show
reminder that ovechkin is /ourguy/
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN LEAFS NATION
>Boss, I dont feel so good.....
>>92105009>reddit reddit reddit redditHere's a (you)
>>92105036thanks, itll go a long way tonight, ill probably buy some lunch later with that (you)
>>92105042Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>92105028foligno is going to tear that man up tonight
are we ready, lads?
>>92105103revving up that shitposting
at least if my team gets knocked out ill be able to join the ted bandwagon
>>92105103I was born ready. Happy bolts elimination day
>>92105111flamers were nearly as disgusting during the regular season as tranpa
Why is Nashville vs Dallas so irrelevant? Hardly anyone is talking about it.
>>92105135because goalie/defense duels.
>>92105135most of the sunbelt falseflaggers have moved on so we only have that one anime autist posing as a prods fandallass never had any fans
who gets eliminated tonight?
>Jackets and Islanders going for sweeps tonight
>>92105167>maple leafs lead series 2-1thats the stuff
from the desk of Commissioner Bettman: Avs - Blues & Jackets - Canes for your conference finals, Blues - Jackets for your 2019 Stanley Cupt. script haver and knower
>>92105179nah its gonna be sharks v leafs
>>92105167>blots>flimsshall be HOWLING when both 1 seeds get dabbed on by the wild cards
>>92105103Never been more ready
>>92105179>canes>ecflmao NOW this is shitposting
>>92105191why would you just hand the laffs a cup like that
>>92105196Thats not Ted, thats Kevin!
>>92105229we're all Teds this faithfull evening
i bet tickets to sunbelt games are like $10
>>92105135Canes vs Caps is an infinitely more interesting matchup
Going to make my dog wear a Teds Jersey I got when I was little while I watch tonight's game
>>92105309best seats in the house for game 4 caps@canes are 500 us
>>92105334Actually sweaty the best seats for the game cost the same as one cup of coffee an hour
Anyone watching the Juventus game today?
>>92105334for reference similar seats at game 4 in toronto are 1800 us each
>>92105135Because every other series has a storyline going for it.>the best team in the league on the verge of being swept by an 8th seed that has never won a playoff series>the worst team in the league at one point being willed into the playoffs by a rookie goaltender>a team with only 38 wins getting into the playoffs and taking a 2-1 series lead>a team that won back to back championships on the verge of being swept by a team that hasn't been respectable since the 80s>two original six teams that despise each other>an expansion team in it's second year playing against another expansion team they hate>defending stanley cup champions playing against a team that hasn't been in the playoffs in 10 yearsThere's no interesting storyline with Nashville vs Dallas. They're just kinda there.
>>92105379yeah I am, ready to watch Ronny score another hat trick.
>>92105416what is the /hoc/ equivalent to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
>>92105408I honestly forgot about the jets blues series and had to think about your post for a minuteBinnington gets no attention and Berube gets little
>>92105408>a team that won back to back championships on the verge of being swept by a team that hasn't been respectable since the 80sshittsburgh lost last season in the 2nd round
cooking up something special for the next thread lads
will be posting the bulju nudes gary just leaked to me in the next thread
>>92105452sorry but the next thread will be CANADAS TEAM THREAD devoted to the members of leaf nation
/mlb/ owns yan we pwn ya
>>92105434/hoc/ doesn't have anything equivalent because /hoc/ is a cultureless cesspool of subhumans
>>92105468And yet they managed to hurt your feelings this bad
what is shannon’s take on the ovi fight?
kaapo kakko?more likeKAKKA KAAPO :DDD
>>92105487I think he said the time it happened, according to the box score, and the duration of each penalty asssessed (5 minutes) according to the box score while staring directly at the camera while his eyes teared up from the pungent onion like odor emanating from his fat, ugly, but also used goods wife
>>92105487Think he said that zoomer faggot deserved itCome at the king, best not miss
WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS SHANNON?!
Reminder the hockey guy didn't even impregnate his wife because his sperm is too weak to get through her blubber
>>92105550How long has that fat fuck been marries?
>>92105550Cant slip one past the goaltender eh?
shannon shitposting should be an automatic ban
>>92105587agreed, no bullying allowed
>>92105601bullying is fineshannonposting is not hockey discussion
Tavares is _________ ____
>>92105633correctly rated by the canadian media
new thread >>>92105641
leafs nation checking in for post 500 bby
>>92105648ahahahahahahahahahahahahabtfo by the gay community!
someone make a real non-early thread with /hoc/ in the subject line
>>92105690>500th post>earlyLet's not be a booty blasted faggot, okay? You and the leafs can fuck right off this board and none of us would even notice your fat ass dropping dead
>>92105696with this post there are 506 posts ITTthe shitty thread without /hoc/ in the subject was post 499now apologize immediately
>>92105408>you need storylines to enjoy hockeyBrainlet
>>92104474>it was 3-0
>>92105440>won two of last 3 Stan LeesBetter?
>>92105633Well behind comparative Islanders in points and rating