>1st round of the playoffs>series tied 1-1
this is our year
GO FLAMES GO
enjoying a cold can of Bang's root beer right now lads
Let's go Avalanche!
Makar will score a goal
Mike Smith has a lame as goalie mask.
God i cant stand cassies voice
Makar about to get an assist on the power play.
FLAMES ARE THE TURK SMELL
what a fucking ten-ply call
Nice 5 on 3, get them goals.
Lets go avs or flames. Need a better game than last one.
>>92099726Are you kidding? Last game was amazing
No Alt stream but this NBC stream seems pretty good. Announcers seem unbiased which is nice for a change. You guys are right about Pierre
>THE CITY OF CALGARy
Damn Makar is fucking fast
OHNONO O O O LNO K K
This is rigged
>>92099760Pierre's freak out at Ovie and Svechnikov's fight was great
Which city is worse, Calgary or Edmonton?
>>92099776What did he say?
Calgary came out so strong but WOW the avs are crushing them.
IT WAS THEIR TURN
>>92099777Both are nicer than where you're from
>>92099777Edmonton by far
MAKAR IS ELITE
Does Tkachuk have nigger gene?
>>92099777Calgary is redneck cityEdmonton is redneck city drowned in piss
>>92099806Science points to yes.
>>92099806brady does at least
>>92099793I'm from Edmonton
>>92099777Calgary has a poo mayor who has turned the city into a shithole
>>92099806And an extra chromosome
>>92099786He was shouting at one of the canes assistants "GET OUT THERE" after Svechnikov got btfo
Reporting in for the Bing Bing Wahoos!
>>92099823Nenshi is based
Why has James Neal been so awful this year with Calgary, last year with Vegas he was decent?
Say it with me /spee/G
>>92099871uhm its called /spuh/
>>92099850Yes he opened up three designated shitting streets for his people
>Can*cksGET OUT OF /AVS/
Smith's starting to flop about! Get ready for him to start slashing and diving for calls.
2 goals! Avs bringing it.
THE REFS ARE FUCKING GAY
>flambesjust get these canadian teams out of the offs already jfc
holy fuck my wifes son is so ecstatic right now!
>>92099930Mine too. He just started yelling "YAHOO, BING BING". I knew right away his Avs were doing good. I for one am glad that Mr. Bettman made it a priority to make this game more friendly towards zoomers like himself.
Thoughts for those watching the Altitude feed on the new announcer lady?
REMINDER THAT CALGARY IS REDDIT'S TEAM AND REDDIT IS GETTING BTFO RIGHT NOW>3-0
YOU JUST GOT DABBED ON BY THE NEW GUY FRESH OUTTA COLLEGE
wow terrible tending my mike sieve
Smith is done
So what you;re telling me is that USA teams are better than Canadian teams?That doesn;t make sense to me but seems to be the truth
>Mike SmethThe prince has become a pauper.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAA!
B I N GING
Oh fuck please don't blow this
>>92100022not watching but she is a qt pah toot
>>92100036Teams locations don’t represent the players origins.
sakic got our future looking so bright :^)
Are you shitting me, I feel like I'm dreaming with this start..
Welp refs ruined this game
Makar is fucking elite.
>>92100076>I sure hope a Canadian team wins it this year!>Canadia teams start losing>Teams locations don't represent the players origins
>THE CITY OF MIKE SMITH
What the hell
Avs already have 20 shots, crazy.
Go /a/vsFuck the flomez
Guys my butt is still clenched after the regular season games the Avs had against the Flams
>>92100104only casuals/idiots want a team other than theirs to win the cup
Rough 1st period but there's still 2 to goGFG
>>92100133used to think like that but honestly want flames to win. I like their team and Canada needs something to cheer about
>>92100104We only bring that up when idiots bring up "Canadian" vs "American" teams. They're all Canadian teams because we dominate the sport.
Damn I should have jumped on the opportunity to get a ticket for $62 last night when my friend offered. But then I would just spend another 60 on booze. Being not rich sucks.
FLIM FLAMS EXPOSED IN THE 1ST
>>92100146You'd be better off backing the laffs at this point
Calgary just has to stick to their game. Refs will likely give them soft calls early in the 2nd, so they have to focus and capitalize on those pp's. Balance out this pp heavy game so far.
Makar is FRESH out of college. He can't even drink yet, he's still 18. This is his very first game.Get fucking dunked on flams
Crapalanche still finna bouta lose
Albertans are gay
just gotta stick to the game plan. theres still 40 minutes to go. gotta keep getting pucks in deep and traffic to the net. hopefully a few bounces will start going our way.
>>92100177At least get the year right burger. But at any rate, I don't even know what year to put down for last USA team win...80s or something? You want to talk about "Canadian" and "American" teams, but those only exist in international competitions. But I guess you got to take the wins where you can get them eh.
Great start for the Avs. Now step on their throats in period 2.
Which team just signed zoomer to play during the playoffs?
>>92099383Are you a prophet?
>>92100208>fresh out of college>18>American education system
>>92100208hes 20. he almost 21.
>>92100235>>92100235Avs, and that zoomer just scored
>>92100238Yes my child.
What is the best Canadian city for someone who hates ice hockey?
I think Makar is 20 years old.
>>92100235The biggest zoomer team in the league. BING BING YAHOO!
>>92100263are you watching this game fernando?
>>92100222nucks arent even in the yoffs bcuz they're so hella gay
>>92100247>>92100249Yeah shtu the FUKCI will cum in my MOUTH
>>92100263Vancouver. They are more into ping pong over there.
Die Hard avs fans watching their third game of the season
B I N G B I N G W A H O O Error your system thinks it's FUCK
>>92100298Got to build that fanbase somehow with all the newly moved to Colorado people.
>>92100278Better than getting bounced in the first by the Bingalanche as the top seed
>>92100283>I will cum in my MOUTHDo it faggot.
>>92100296No. We never win the draft lottery.
Anyone found a ALT stream yet lads?I got the NBC one but miss Moser.
>>92100298California transplants want to support the local teams, anon.
>>92100329I don't see what that has to do with your love of indoor sports that can easily be played in small cramped quarters, the kind popular among people of China.
>>92100276in these moments I listen to the opening 19 of naruto shippudenand I'm just looking for a Canadian city that is ideal for someone who hates ice hockey and is not interested in the NHL
>>92100335there are no regional streams in the playoffs. its all nbc/cbc.
>>92100312has that happened? because I think it's only game 3 if im not mistaken
>>92100349Bingo is more for first Nations.
>>92100335i found it on my cable box
>>92100358ALT are covering all the playoff games.
>>92100375Try from here.https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/bdns3x/game_thread_flames_at_avalanche_1000_pm_et/
>>92100351no where fernando. the canadian premier league will fold within a few years too.
Imagine actually getting blown out by a 1-line (1-player?) team
I like that landeskog gary harris commercial
Sharks - Knights is the best series so far
Whole lot of fucking cope in here
Is Mike Smith Chinese? He clearly does not have the best vision for the puck.
>>92100385Yeah I've checked all of them unfortunately
>>92100389Lots of good series imoSharks knights is nice
>>92100263>>92100351fuck off we're full
>>92100392Albertans get very angry sometimes
>>92100387Flames will tie it
>>92100416Then why are houses so cheap in Alberta?
>>92100432It is all the pipe they keep wishing they we're laying
who /a/vs here?
>>92100416Not according to Trudeau.
>>92100447Nobody wants to live there
>>92100363You got me there, but Bingo tends to be played in large halls, more suitable for places with lots of open space; typical of the man who is more interested in becoming self sufficient and utilizing big manly vehicles to get around. The indoor sports I'm talking about are restricted to small living room sized places, and mostly played by manlets that enjoy being little cogs in a tight, suffocating, city.
>>92100483He's going to extreme measures before he gets kicked out.
>>92100483luckily this is his last year as pm
>>92100389>sunbelt seriesHaven't even bothered watching the highlights.
Lucky trump is almost out too
>>92100447If you want to see cheap houses look at the maritimes. You can buy a mansion in New Brunswick for like 20 k
>>92100492do you frequently have gayfantasies involving bingo?
>>92100487>>92100506I thought he was facing serious charges with the scandal around that Quebec company?
>>92100506Lol nope. You do realize West of Medicine Hat Scheer is unelectable and no in Quebec likes Jinglejeet Dhaliwal or the Bloc.
>>92100528i dont want to be a fisherman tho
>>92100529Nothing gay about them. But I'm curious now, what kind of gay fantasies are you imagining?
>>92100528Maritimes is nice. Most people just fish for lobster there huh?
>>92100546>unelectable>literally the most milquetoast candidate conservatives have ever put up
>>92100556in newfoundland you can work on an oilrig
Cale Makar is from Calgary
>>92100556Actually the main industry is taking government hand outside funded by Equalization payments from the "have" provinces. It's an incredibly booming industry
>>92100581>dabbing on your home teamAbsolutely based.
C's would be fucked without Smiff
>>92100556That shit died years ago, labourers then went west during oilsands boom, got addicted to drugs, oil busted, came back as unemployed addicts, bankrupted for buying huge trucks in 'berta, snorting the rest of their paycheck, thinking the good times will never end
>>92100569Can I live with the trailer park boys?
>>921006222 of the goals were pretty weak tending by him
>>92100631Living the life.
>that fucking mom and her blue haired mohawk kid
Damn, thought landeskog had that for sure.
God we were so close>>92100658>Unironically being Canadian
>>92100631The good times never end in Alberta.
>29 shots to 10It's pretty close then. Flames can still do this.
>>92100713They did and elected some pipe laying Muslim hater will not bring them back lol.
flems what u doing
Nice short handed goal, I think this game might be over.
FALMES FUCKING EXPOSED
>both #1 seeds are done in the first roundholy kek
Does Calgary know that they are the ones in the power play?
Oh Calgary... it’s going to be a long night.
LolFlims have given up
>I don't want itFlames strategy in a nutshell. Just keep on passing the puck to another player, nobody take initiative or shoot.
>mike sieve shit againget him out already
Final score 10-4 flames
wowregular season confirmed meme
Why dose Milwaukee have no NHL team?
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Best Smith in Calgary since Steve amirite?
>>92100781too far north
>>92100765And, it finally paid off. The "i don't want the puck" strategy comes through in the end.
>>92100781wisconsin smells bad
>>92100781why would they?
>>92100781>>92100781Ducks aren't willing to relocate
fagstache gets a free one
I see the problem with the flames, they think they are playing soccer.
WERE NOT DONE YET
So, this is the power of the one seed
>flim flams going to do their 3rd period boogaloo againCan't wait desu.
>>92100815Ducks are staying in Anaheim. Stay mad
that mustache is lopsided
The Flames might have the worst top line in the playoffs, next to the Penguins and Tampa of course.
>>921007811. Too close to ChicagoThe cuckhawks have to give permission since Milwaukee is in their media market 2. Too small of a market for both NHL and NBA teams Wish the bucks could fuck off and we could get a NHL team no one gives a fuck about the bucks with the acception being right now since there good once they go to shit all the niggers and soibois will be bulls fans again. Where the Brewers shit or good have always drawn well and been generally cared about a decent amount I feel NHL team could be the same
>It wasn't in
Organica girl got some tig-o-biddies. Too bad she ugly as hell too though.
>letting Matt "Long Beach Native" Nieto score shorthanded on you>letting him do it twiceState of Smith
>>92100869>Milwaukee is in their media marketWhat does this mean? Milwaukee gets zero chicago channels or news.
Is Makar elite?
>>92100908You're right, it's mild territory
>>92100921Has scored in every NHL game he's played. You tell me.
>mike sieveget him out already lmao
>>92100921Yes. So are the Avs tonight.
>>92100921>Sage of the Wind Temple I'm thinking hes pretty Elite, yes
>>92100781cause they're all minny fans
Smith has seen so much rubber this game already. Flames are leaving him out to dry.
Why doesnt Tkachuk fight Zadorov? He's not a pussy is he?
German goaltending > Canadian goaltending
>>92100964Think they might pull him if the Avs score again?
Still only 1 game. Give it to the Avs, especially Mackinnon. They came out with a ton of energy. I doubt they can keep it up for the rest of the series though. Flames have to keep coming in this game and make them fight to defend this lead. Then brush it off and get ready for the next one. Lots of hockey left to play here zoomers.
FLAMES IN 6SHOW US YOUR TITS
>>92100983When compared to Zadorov he certainly is.
>>92100876blonde? yeah she got some melons
>>92100997Think Calgary can keep up with the zoomer energy? I don’t know. They’re going to need a lot of monster energy drinks.
>>92100995Probably. Should have done it at the 3 goal mark. Now they are basically letting him get rekt and probably starting Rittich the next game.
>Scorch died for this
>>92101025Avs have been fairly inconsistent all year with this kind of energy. But they do tend to go on streaks, so Calgary might be in trouble.
Mandeskog pulling double duty as a goalie.
HOLY FUCKING GRU!
It's a long series. I still see the flim flams coming out on top but credit to the avs they have really proved everyone wrong with their performance tonight
Get Tkachuk's crap gear wearing ass out of the game, too many delay of games, sad!
Get fucked cuck.
I bet Tkachuk wishes his mouth guard was a nice juicy cock
Tkachuk is a fuckin beauty
Cole takes too many stupid penalties.
lol did anyone catch an image of them talking about putting Riddick in and Riddick looking absolutely terrified? Literally looked like pic related
>>92101095Ed was an idiot.
>>92101143Yeah I saw that lel
>be the number one team in your conference>suck absolute dick in the offsinteresting year so far
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=174063My salt mining operation is booming
that's one soft PP
4 min minor. Based avs
>>92101095he was asking for it
>>92101143you watching altitude?
did he just pull a tooth out
>>92101170Knew they were about to give up yet another shorthand goal so he did everything to stop it.
>>92101164Yeah getting highsticked is pretty soft. Get fucked ukraine.
BIG bing pp
Makar lookin pretty good
PowerPlay: The game.
>>92101242This is what happens when you let the two teams with the most penalty minutes play each other.
>>92101242Refs should keep calling soft penalties until we just 3 on 3 the rest of the game.
name one thing Vancouver will never have: a single Stanley Cup
>>92101269A white majority
refs handed this game to Denver
>nobody even mentions canucks>start talking about them
>>92101269Streets with out discarded heroin needles and human excrement. Oh and a Stanley cup.
>>92101291this... fucking travesty
>>92101291C O P EOPE
>>92101305>Get skated on all game>fuckin refs lol
>>92101291No, 5mith did
Best places to live in Canada? (Only lived in Calgary and bumfuck nowhere BC).
>>921013255mith really needs to start shooting more too. lames almost getting outshot 2:1 tonight.
>>92101325smith played fine desuyou can't let a team shoot 40 times in the first 40 minutes, especially not with that many powerplays and odd man rushes
>>92101343This. Smith has been good but his team isn’t doing him any favors.
>>92101301Some cunt literally posted Canucks avatars ITT
>>92101324flims haven't done any favors, but there's a pretty decent bias towards avs tonighteither way I don't think it matters tonight, they've been playing like shit, and their PP is ass
this is Cassie's fault IMO
>>92101408my wife's boyfriend loved that
Flames?more like lames
OMG I love onions and I also LOVE the Colorado Avalanche
3 on 5 shorty. Put a fork in it flames. It’s done.
2-6 THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MEME GAMEMEME GAME
Avs just artificially making the game seem close so Calgary considers starting Rittich game 4
What's re-assuring about this series is that neither team is going to make it past Vegas.The Aves are now the new Wild. First round exit, with a possibility of a 2nd round exit.
>>92101467it's a nailbiter
SCAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR FLAMESWE NOT DUN YET
Flames suck dick
god smith is shit
>>92101501the flames sure as hell aren't
>>92101448No wonder you post with a Canadian flag!
>>92101519>scores a meme goal>against the Swiss junior teamWow. We should just give him the next 12 Richard trophies based on that. You Aves fans grasp at any straw you can. Clearly to get over living in Denver, "Muhhhhhhhhhh weeeed" Colorado.
Flames in 6
>>92101503I'd rather chew tinfoil than keep watching Smith desu
>>92101448The fact that the mods of /sp/ hate the word 50y, really shows you how triggered they get. Probably because they know they are 50yboi faggots.
>>92101516No u fuckin suck fucki dick
Smith is hacking away. That’s fine you still let in 6 goals.
>>92101544Denver is based actually
What's with the refs these playoffs trying to steal the spotlight ?
>>92101587He gets paid millions of dollars. You only watch and cheer on "your" team.He has you beat.
Sam Bennett is a goddam beauty
Refs going to starting booting people out of the game soon.
>>92101597Sure, if you're high ever second of the day. What burnout wouldn't like Denver. It's like Commiefornia, but with less spics.
Bennett is a piece of shit
>>92101605moustache power finna win deez playoff series
Get fucked fagtash
just let them fight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking WOW Cucknadians
>The refs have to take one guy from the scrum!>Guys continue fighting>Guys will continue fightingIt's really pathetic that they have to talk down the aggressiveness that playoff hockey has. Just speaks measures as to how Canada and liberal America has become sissified.
there's probably more PIMs than all other plof games combined
Refs have been terrible and they're losing control of the game now.
>>92101617Not by much, fucking tons of spics in denver.
>>92101605I hope Sam kills McKinnon so the whole Avs offense disappears next game
Does Bennet shout "worldstar!" whenever he hits the ice?
>>92101644It's all the California spics that moved in
>>92101646I hope you get raped by a bear
>>92101646The only killing he's going to be doing in in his locker room.
>>92101617you have no clue what you're talking about, eh?
>>92101649You're the one crying about a pro athlete on the internet. Sounds like you are jealous of Smith. You likely want to suck his cock, too.>inb4 the years old durrrrr projecting reply that newfags love to post. Come up with something original.
>>92101646That boy toucher doesn't have the stones for it, that's why he threw a punch so he could escape to the locker room and cry into his mustache.
Sam is a secret Jets fan
Imagine letting the Avs outshoot you by over 25.
>>92101676Found the gated neighborhood faggot.
>>92101635Gaudreau is American superstarMacKinnon is Canadian superstarMacKinnon is the superior player this series Thinking Canadians are winning this series
Colorado doesn't even belong in the yoffs
>>92101694>6 - 2>b-b-b-but they're c-cancuckian we win hah!
Mike Smith going to start game 4?
Fact: This was the last time the Aves were relevant in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.https://youtu.be/nxQDR1AXRqY?t=12
>>92101694>when the Canadian teams are so shit you start cheering for Canadian players on the other teamLames fans everyone
>>92101698Niether do the Flames>First in the west
>>92101705Mike Smith is getting absolutely gangbanged rn. He lost his starter spot
KEK IS A NIGGER
Landeskog is the definition of bitch.Throws dirty hits, but chimps like a nigger any time someone sneezes near him.
>>92101698honestly they're better than a lot of the other teams
>>92101679S E E T H I N GEETHING
>>92101707>BennetAnd then Roy brought the Aves to the playoffs in his first year coaching and, what happened? Lost in 7 to the Wild...
Tkacheap being a bitch again
Big Dick Rittich in game 4
Serious question, who's the bigger douchebag in a Landeskog v Tkachuk scuffle?
>>92101720He has had some really good saves though. Aves could eadily have score 8 or 9 at this point if he hadn't been standing on his head.
>>92101739Can you BELIEVE that people don't suckle on clear diversity hires that suck at their jobs?For shame! You better send this to Princess Trudy so that the mounties can visit these citizens at their jobs and homes.
>>92101744he's a CTElet
Colorado is gay
>>92101744>>92101761Landeskog didn't do anything at all in that scrum. It was all Tcuck being a dirty fucking nigger. Watch the replay.
Grinding OSRS while watching the games so can't really post much, but I have to get this off my chest: TKACHUK IS A FUCKING CHIMP NIGGER
>Chad AmeriGODS bullying soifag sweedtoidsBASED
>>92101779Redpilled a f
>>92101761they both push boundaries but Id say Landeskog sometimes says fuck the boundaries so probably him
>>92101781His bitch ass trying to drive his head hard onto the ice.
anyone have that funny face Brassard made last game after he got that tripping call
>>92101781How does that ONE instance change anything I posted? He's a sissy-ass faggot who can't take hits. He's a BITCH.
>>92101779Cope faggot leaf, you are going to lose this series.
>>92101781Totally agree in this case but Landeskog has a reputation for a reason.
1st seeds exposed for being low t regular season babbies
>>92101782i have an account from the original days up to the current RS. Is there a way to transfer it back to old school or do i have to start all over again?
Imagine being the first seed and giving up 50 shots to the 8th seed
Z should just put johnny's ass on blast
What were the fans chanting?
>>92101840Smith you suck
>>92101837Johnny gets passed around the locker room every game. He too cute
'ate avviesate flamiesluv canesluv knightssimple as
I'm not even that mad bcuz the Stampeders won the Grey Cup
>>92101854Would have thought you'd have loved Avs for Rantanen binland
>crowd doing a wave
Didn't an escalator at a Colorado game go berserk and mangle a bunch of people years ago?It might have been at a Rockies game if I remember correctly.Were any of you CO boys on that wild ride?
The ABSOLUTE state of Gaudreau
THAT SCRUM IN FRONT OF THE NET HOLY SHIT WE NEED A SLOMO REPLAY OF THAT ENTIRE SEQUENCE
>>92101865What's that? Roller derby contest?
>>92101817Nah everyone starts from scratch. Enjoy the grind :^)
Are Calgary planning on playing defense these playoffs?
"Flames" is fitting because their D and goalie are a dumpster fire
>>92101865Dont forget the Inferno won the Clarkson Cup
>>92101917They're trying to set the record for the most players that get ejected from the game.
>>92101850Based and twinkpilled
calgary gonna get swept
Good stufd, hopefully the aves can keep that intensity up next game too.
>>92101917They don't need to, Smith is elite :^)
56 shots on goal. 80 total shots. Calgary what are you even doing?
Would say GG Flames, but Avs curbstomped you tonight. Either way game 4 should be good.
>>92101933yeah but it doesn't count because the league is now defunct
>>92101949Getting bing bing wahoo'd
Flames are lucky the avs didn't go for double digits desu. That was a pathetic performance by everyone not in net for them
>>92101935It'll never be like Ottawa vs Philadelphiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py5a999-rqA
Thanks for the fun /hoc/ see you fine gentlemen game four.
>>92101967Seriously, Smith played about as well as you could when the aves are basically playing with two pucks against him. If he hadn't made some great saves the aves would have put up a dozen.
im actually pretty used to the flames getting bounced in rd 1
>>92101957it does count hater we beat everyone
>>92102071>weYou did nothing to contribute. You watched.
>>92102081I'm actually the lead scorer lmao
>>92102081Not a burn, but the use of a fire extinguisher!Woosh.
smokin darts breakin hearts
92101649Oh look its this bitch again
go Lanchewho's winning
>>92102071I was joking. The franchises still exist along with their history.