STL: Tyler O'Neill leaves game with arm injuryLAA: Ohtani (elbow) a week away from live pitchingCLE: Indians activate Kipnis from injured listLA: Clayton Kershaw activated for season debutLAA: Tyler Skaggs (ankle) placed on injured listSTL: Harrison Bader (hamstring) out again MondayLAA: Mike Trout (groin) returns to Angels' lineupKC: Billy Hamilton (knee) back in lineup MondayPHI: Phillies place David Robertson (elbow) on ILMIA: Alfaro (knee, chest) not in MIA lineup Mon.
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Are the Royals elite?They swept the losedians and now will sweep the whos.
Baltimore Orioles, number 1.
>>92098274Baltimore Orioles, number 1.
BREAKING: Anthony Rizzo is refusing to wear the #42 jersey. Wow.
>>92098186does big time heims deserve a second chance?
>>92098515>W h t.
Fucking Greg Gibbons
>>92098509Mexico gave him a second chance and all the little prostitutes he can handle
I still don't get why Robinson's number is universally retired
>>92098750it's a reminder to be humble, for we are all niggers
Can't wait for a woman to break the gender barrier
So nice that all of MLB came together today to honor the greatest pitcher ever, Mariano Rivera
>>92098956what happened to the other qt, that looks like a trap
>>92099048>>92099090here you go
Reds @ Dodgers thread>>92099163>>92099163>>92099163
>the reds leadoff hitter is the catcherwhat
Holy shit Bedrosian is hot garbage
>>92099218Indians @ Mariners
How the FUCK does St. Louis vs Milwaukee not have a gamethread? I know I've seen a bunch of support for both these teams on /sp/. Early season match up between the two teams that will probably challenge for the division title and no one is talking about it? I'm not even an NL fan but that seems like a great game and my sports app stopped working so I wanted to see if something happened.
>>92098413Jackie Robinson? sounds like a girl XD
Padres need to win for Notre Dame
when is ohtani back and why would anyone put Kole Calhoun in the leadoff spot
>>92099432Cardinals have never had fans on /sp/ for some reason
>Jackie Robinson Day>nothing but white guys and Latinos with subpar English skills wearing his number >Black player pool keeps dropping What did MLB mean by this?
>>92099432I wouldve made one but I was at work and couldnt watch but I'll probably make one tomorrow
>>92099471How new are you?
Based Puig dabbing all over Kershit
>>92099475niggers aren't smart enough to play baseballthey all play apehoop and concussion eggball
*ahem*Did someone say I wouldn't be the MVP this year? I just have one thing to say about that...
>>92099531It's true though. You never see Cardinals fans in these generals.
>>92099653What did you say, bitch?
The rags are bullying again tonight
Cubs win!Cubs win!!
>>92099653This is the year we'll find out he does steroids.
reporting this hereGrade BASED BAUER's pitches:4 seam- A+2 seam- A-12-6- A+slider- B+changeup- B-
Hey mariners that division lead looks a bit tighter
>>92100043Cringe mariners are cuhringe!
my bad sorry about that I'm so sorry !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHCddWyxVy0
>>92099653>Using a nazi memeAs expected, he's a nazi!
>>92100187Based and kek'd
>>92099945You think Trout and Harper and every other elite player doesn't roid as well?
Nothing says kershaw like giving up runs in his debut
The Milwaukee Brewers and San Deigo Padres are dominating the National League and both of them have given up more runs than they've scored. The epitome of clutch teams.
>>92100284https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1735450-mike-trout-wants-first-time-ped-users-banned-from-mlb-for-lifeI'm almost certain Trout doesn't do them, considering if he were caught he would instantly become the biggest laughing stock of a player for his prior statements.
They REALLY need to start making rules about necklaces and "chains" shit is just getting fucking out of control.
where is gaysconsin loli when you need him!
>>92100333Rafael Palmeiro roided for over 10 years and still did the finger wag and said all roiders should be gassed. Denial doesn't mean anything. Trout doesn't pass the eye test so it's laughable that he claims natty.
>>92100354>Trout doesn't pass the eye testHe looks average as fuck. I'm in better shape than he is.
fucking dumb retard spotted
>>92100393He doesn't have a pump and he's not flexing here. You must be a model. Looks like I've triggered the roider internet defense force.
>>92100475wow how fat are you lol!
>>92100475Jesus you must be one out of shape fuck if you think that looks like a roid body
Now that was a harper moment
>yelich 3RD HR of the nightthe absolute state of the city of st louis
I thought they took away Castillo's drugs.
>>92100498>>92100522Yep you look like that unflexed at 235lbs. Of course you do. I can see you're so dumb you don't even understand the basics of the human body so I'm going to stop engaging now.
>>92100579fatass has been spotted, has entered a seeth! and is no longer engaging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>92099432Cardlels are shit
>>92100597Look at all those exclamation marks, come on dude that's not a nice play
In the midst of the turmoil and hubub about missing out on Machado and Harper, did Hahn suddenly luck into an actually good closer?
Christian Yelich will canonically finish this season with 76 HR, 29 SB, 143 RBI and 191 hits and there's still some fag who will say he's not the eternal GOAT MVP.
>>92100579Fat cope the post
>>92100657i'm so sorry sir...
>>92100657I mean if he does what you say he will then it's not even close
Why was Christian Yelich a powerlet before he got to Milwaukee? Is Marlins stadium that hard to hit dingers in?
>>92100690it's in the brew
>>92100690obviously using a "korean focus technique" like thames in 2017 or the same vitamin smoothies like braun in 2011.
Woodruff is 4/4 batting this year for the Brewers
>>92100690its the fans
>>92099432Only a handful of brewer fans here that post, and I’m usually not around to make threads at this time, also methinals have no fans
>>92100737Say the fatman rooting for Wellington Castillo.
>>92100738Brewers pitchers overall are hitting like 0.350
>>92100353seething over stl getting dunked on
>there people posting itt that are so out of shape they unironically believe this is a roid bodyLMAO
>>92100737Thames got tested something like 11 times in the first two months of that season. Meanwhile Aaron Judge didn't get tested at all the entire season or post-season
>>92100690miller park is better for hitters and he changed his launch angle, plus the marlels have shit team environment
>>92100802if he didn’t have such a thick neck people wouldn’t say anything
>>92100805>Meanwhile Aaron Judge didn't get tested at all the entire season or post-seasonGee I wonder why...?
>>92100785might be a decent strategy. if you can't afford the megacontract pitchers at least get some guys who aren't an automatic out at the plate
>>92100785perfect time for manfred to barge in and make the DH universal
JOSH "KKK" HADER
>>92100777i say "GO BEEF" when he does well for the team, but really he is a scumbag desu. i hate juicers. so many teams have one or a former one, i might as well root for mine though i personally condemn such behavior. i just pretend barry bonds doesn't exist and based hank aaron is still the HR king
oh boy two shit teams facing off, the red sucks and the jew york stankees
>be bruce parper>strikeout330 million
>>92100857What did you think about Melky Cabrera?
>>92100857you think hank aaron and babe ruth didn't use PEDs
>>92098186Did Heimlich get signed?
I call him fakeputo
Is Diaz the most elite closer in all of baseball?
>>92100877he made a bad mistake, i like how he played for the white sox. he did fine without the juice. it's just a taint on a player that makes it so i can never embrace them when they cheat the game.
>>92098186desu Heimlich handled the whole thing pretty poorly, he should have been doing every interview possible stating his case and side of the story, not just somewhat hiding from it
>>92100887He's Mexican now
Why did we trade for Ozuna instead of Yelich? Thought Ozuna had the higher ceiling, bros... what happened? The brewers don't deserve Yelich like we do. He's single handedly keeping us from being on top the division.
>>92100933He would have had more support if it was after he was drafted by a team
>>92100938But what happened to your goldschmidt?
METS ERIES 2019
>>92100938lol at the idea that the Cards deserve anything more than the Brewers
>>92100938Yelich asked to be traded after Ozuna, Stanton, Gordon all were purged. They were likely to trade him regardless, but were going to play hard ball before giving him up.
Good game Mets. Stay mad philthies.
>>92101102also the Brewers GM is just smarter than the Cards
>>92100802Dee Gordon was suspended for roiding once. It isn't used exclusively to bulk up, it's used for recovery as much as anything else.
>>92101137say the one about eric thames winning mvp
Thames is one big dude
>>92101348That would be the roids.
>>92101403Right, like Mike Trout
>>92099713That's a stretch from "never had fans on /sp/ for some reason" which is the kind of thing you'd expect some 2016 Cubs lifelong to share with the class
>>92101441>he doesnt remember the days of methinals cancerNewfags out
>>92101013lol remember when you lost the NLCS 4-2 in 2011 with im totally not using steroid this is anti-semitism ryan braun to the cardinals lol
>>92100802Who is that?
In the past 10 years or so of /sp/ and /mlb/ which team have had the absolute worst fanbase possible?I think people will quickly bring up the philthy infestation of the last 00s to early 10s (MUH 4 ACES) but a cancer far worse than them were Tigers fans who had the very notorius NoHS, Feces, and many more. I don't think anything comes close to the shitposting and chaos they brought. Not even Giants fans with their "dynasty" and surprisingly not even Yankees fans.
Are the dad's a meme?
>>92101502The overall most obnoxious fans across all sports are from Seattle.They don't know anything, but they pound their chests and screech about being "true blue!!" and "always here!!" and "the best fans in sports!!" but not a single one of them is anything more than a casual on the fringe of the fringe.
>>92101473fuck you you piece of shit cockroach we own you for the last 3 years
>>92101550with all that ownage you must have won a world series or somethin?
If it turns out that Trout roids there's no point in playing baseball.
>>92101566HOLY BASED BANTZ
>>92101574him or harper, they'd cover it up. it would destroy the mlb otherwise.
>>92101502I wonder if anyone here can still name those 4 aces.
>>92101566YOURE A FAT FAGGOT STAY MAD
>>92098274What is wrong with this? The police murdered a man so they taught the local government a lesson.
>PAPRER 330 MOLLION DOLLARS HURR HURR HURRStay seething
>>92101731Bragging about MUH DICK won't help your gorillion dollar wonder boy strike out less lmao
Are there any Jackie Robinsons in here today?
>>92101799Reporting in. Check my 42 for authenticity
>>92101813That was an imposter. here's my real 42
>>92101594halladaycliff leehamelsand maybe vance worley?
yankees will stop being hurt and everything will be ok after
>>92101826lousy slow as fuck board
>>92100042FOUND JACKIE ROBINSON
KEMP KEMP KEMP
More like Jagoff Robinson
>>92101889Dodgers winning again?
>>92101848You missed it, you mong
>>92101919Yeah, Kemp and Puig are winning.
>>92101846but your life will still be meaningless
>>92101456The bait is real, gentlemen
Press F to pay respects to the Reds
>>92101502The Phillies, Reds, and Braves couldn't ruin this place. The Cubs have ruined this place.
Dodgers win due to the bullpen being slightly less shit tonight.
>>92101951truebut at least i will have good baseball team to root for again
>>92102058oh fuck yourself
>>92100657>GOATLOL, stupid redditor with redditor memesLook at who he's gotten 7 of his 8 HR's against, the Methinals.You can't get MVP by just stat padding on one garbage team.Javier Baez is going to be more likely to get MVP than Yelich if this the pace that's being set.
>>92101836>Vance Vance Revolution>one of the four aces>even from the four aces eraAnon, you....
>>92101836I was looking up this era and saw that the phillies closer at the time was Brad>lidge
>>92102070>redditor>redditor memes>Cubs lifelong>/sp/ touristThey never even try to hide their newfaggotry and reddit obsessions. I bet this guy shoos nazis frogs.
>>92102066I think i just might desu
Is this where I>cusb
>>92102043>you are now remembering neon deion
9 pitches 3 outs you say?
>>92101731>strep mapLOL keep crying, tiny
>>92102136Neon was just an easy target bully victim 2bh, because he replied to personal attacks and played into it. He posted paywalled Insider stuff on request, never bothered me.
>Dodgers walk off on Jackie Robinson dayAbsolutely based
>>92102167>tfw we don't have any paywallers anymoreI haven't visited the Athletic in at least 2 years now.
I often wonder what happened to our old trips. /mlb/ needs a where are they now.
>>92102043I am SO sorry
Anyone remember BAJP
>>92102104Redditor butthurt detected
>>92102192We have one based The Athletic anon, but I don't know how to signal him. Probably just try your luck posting your /r/ here.
Gallo shit all over the Angels of Los Angeles tonight
MARINERS HAVE HOMERED IN 19 STRAIGHT GAMES
I am so sorry sir
>>92102280Nice, they must be in the lead!
>>92102123u-uh are you a g-girl?
>>92102280Better hope Gallie don't see ya
I make mistakes
Yeli owns ya
I fucked up
bauie pwns ya
>>92102345Oh, are they not in the lead? I assumed that was the cause for celebration.Are there moral victories in baseball?
>Bauer gets the ND
this is psychotic
>>92102426ma'am sirs of seattle
>>92102381Check back with me in 20 minutes. Just keep stewing in the meanwhile.
Discord spy here with a message for the discordOh i own ya,Pwnage to the nth degreeNo end in sight,Bend ya over the tableKill ya like cain did to abel,Redpilled with a hint of the blackpillCut ya no slack,As I put the pieces in a sack
>>92102398you can't deny the fat fucker was the first on /mlb/ to recognize bauer's talent even before 2018
>>92102523TrueHe is Jackie Robinson after all>>92100042
BAJP owns ya
>>92102523stop phoneposting and get back to your ubering duties, sausage man
>you're on your way to get some food and all of a sudden this man walks up to you and says "/mlb/'s discord sends their regards"wyd
>>92102587>he goes outside to get his foodpleb
19STRAIGHTGAMESMOST HOMERS IN THE LEAGUE
>>92102633Did they win? Did they win?Yaaay M's win!!!
>>92102648fuck off and die and die!!
>>92102587What kind of food?
>>92102648They're about to.
YAY MARINERS WON THE MORAL VICTORY!
l-losing c-control. s-sorry for what I-I'm about to say pl-please hel- SCUBA KEK SCUBA
MARINERS OH NO NO NO NO
>>92102577im back on my PC, i made it back by Bauer's 3rd inning, which means i got to see him K 3 in a row to get out of a jam in the 5th. I put a good dent in my video card savings fund by just driving one asshole to midway, then bringing one back that only lives like 15 mins from me. it's not my job, i just recently starting doing it because there are some computer parts and gun parts i want to buy this summer, and uber is literally getting paid to listen to baseball games. >>92102561I would dream about segregating baseball again, but the black dudes that play are so goddamn white. I mean...Josh Bell...how can you dislike that brother?
XEXENERS KEK XEXEXES!!
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WININ SPIRIT19 IN A ROW
Is the preferred term “heimlichposter” or “heimsposter”?“That is one based heimlichposter!”“That is one based heimsposter!”
>>92102696How do you feel knowing this man right now is your team's MVP?
MY OH MY THE MARINERS CIDF IT
heimie owns ya uhand he just pwnd ya uh...time is used to measure movement uhbut heims doesnt carecus he just snared ya heims is a savage, but he's fair uhtraps ya and then caps yayer in a ditch laying face down uhas the dirt rains down on yaya here the last few words, as ya cower like a bitchthis aint a world for snitches
>>92098425>MARINERS!Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
>>92102718BAJP would have a heart attack or try to deny and say that the true MVP is some white player like Daniel Palka or Nate Jones.
>>92102740>BAJP would have a heart attackUnfortunately that's due to meatball not baseball
heime makes ya seethand he just knocked out some teeth
>>92102718fine, as long as he keeps playing hard and doesn't pull any bullshit where he doesn't run out balls and gets taken out of the game and benched like last year. >i swear i legit dont hate all black people, only "certain" ones
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>92102763someone take this man out
>>92102763Hobble this asshole. Clip his wings
>>92102740I was a huge fan of frank thomas, lance johnson, tim raines, harold baines as a kid...yet i hadn't been on /pol/ yet... >i dont post on /pol/ either, well unless there are good memes like the New Zealand thing a few weeks ago
>>92102763get the pliers... make sure he can't walk
>>92102804>good memes like the New Zealand thingHe has no heart... THIS GUY IS A MONSTER!!
>>92102804people died u p$1k0p@+H!!!!!!!!!!
>>92102872So is Boston supposed to have Native American players?
For me it’s Nick Markakis
>>92102306only online ;-)
the genny is so much better when houspie holds the L
Why isn't Kikuchi good like Ohtani?
>>92103050sorry I had no idea.
The Chicago Cubs
You know what, I'm gonna say it. Is being a Mariners fan the most agonizing, painstakingly heartbreaking thing to be in baseball? Without a doubt. But I know that one day, I will see players in Seattle jerseys jumping up and down and crowding around a World Series trophy. I will be filled with nothing but joy, shed tears and be just as broken of a man in that moment than a man on his hardest of times. I'll feel elated and on cloud nine just like I've seen the fans of other teams be before me. In the end, I stick with this team because I know that I'm the end, it will be worth it.
I'm so sorry
>>92103182There is no guarantee that any team gets a championship in your lifetime.
>>92103205As long as the season goes normally, I can guarantee some team wins a championship this year
>>92103231I am so sorry I meant an arbitrary team of your choosing.
Everyone makes mistakes!
>>92103247hi kumiko doyer
>>92100936lol he got a citizenship change?
>>92103453I love Rize.
>>92103453>>92103487how's it going tonight?
>>92100936Which Mexican country?
>>92103492Los Estados Unidos
>>92103491Going well lad
That vindictive little shit couldn't handle the Heimie bantz
>>92103491I'm well. My team won and i didn't off myself
>>92103493That's the one with the insane dictator right?
>>92101502On /mlb/, it's definitely Cubs fans, but Indians fans are a close second because of that sperg who keeps posting about Bauer. For /sp/ overall I'd say LA fans (specifically Lakers and Dodgers) have been the worst.
based bauer...based schwarbie...based kershie...
>>92103586Lakers fans on /sp/ are on par with Leafs and Yankees fans with how cocky and annoying they are.
>>92103586>For /sp/ overall I'd say LA fans (specifically Lakers and Dodgers) have been the worst.Socal shitposter has been doing his schtick for the better part of the life of the board. Fuck LA but that's some dedication.Lakers vs. all Bay Area teams is a board classic. I'm a Giantsbro but God bless that magnificent troll son of a bitch.
Cubs piss me off
>>92103633Lakers fans on /sp/ act like Cowboys fans irl.
>>92103677>Cowboys fansKnew I forgot one.
>>92098186STL: Entire team gets ass reamed by Christian Yelich*
>>92103663Then maybe consider that their fans on /sp/ are getting exactly what they want out of you. Cubs 1 - You 0>>92101502>Not even Giants fans with their "dynasty"Eh, we were benevolent system lords and everyone knows it. Except the A'ssfags. Perturbed to say the least and I couldn't have been happier.
Legends tell of the pitcher who got three outs in one inning
Cub won and /mlb/ is comfy tonight.Lemme hear your hands claphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVGSDXM2C-8
>>92103663You're just upset that Yu Darvish got the win today.
>>92103586I think the bauer sperg is a cubs fan
>>92103962Where you born stupid or did your parents drop you on your head in young age?
>>92103977Clam down, you're clearly upset that Yu Darivsh got the win today.
ello janqui fan
why does christian yelich turn into barry bonds when he plays the cardinals?
Has there been any team more exposed than the Mariners?
Good morning, boys.
Carlos Zambrano trying to make a comeback. Based. Loved this fucker, and I'm not a Cubs fan.
>>92105833You didn't need that last part. No current cubs """""fan""""" remembers Big Z.
You now remember Brett Lawrie
>>92105983in fairness that was some awful umpiring
White Sox are based.Royals are shit.Look at the standings.This fact is legit.
>bird to the ILWe have a full lineup now!C - Sanchez1B - Bird2B - TuloSS - Didi3B - AndujarOF - StantonOF - HicksOF - EllsburySP - SeverinoRP - Betances
>>92106145That's an adorable looking pupper, you've got there, anon.
>>92105983Umpires were a mistake.
>>92106199Baseball was a mistake
6 more hours till baseball
Guys...are they serious?https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1116809001709207552https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1118183688146182144https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1118183686938267650?s=19
>>92106473They put the known ped user as the MLB logo? I'm done with this sport!
Anybody else want a puppy?
>>92106473Wow that looks like shit
>>92106473mlb's twitter is run by some meme lord. They post tings to look "savage". They aren't changing the logo.
>>92106473>we'll still change our avatar for the day because we love you.>for the dayReading comprehension is->because we love you.N-nani?
How bout those Red Sox (._.)
>>92106612Hey Pete Davidson why don't you get another tattoo
>>92106825How about that stupid face
>>92106825>>92106871Orange ducks make ya seeth?
Had a dream last night that the Braves beat the Mets 38-3. What does it mean?
>>92107621It means you're dreaming
>>92107689>>92107621yeahmest cant score 3 runs in one game
>>92107825And they say Americans can't banter.
Yonder Alonso lolPete Alonso Whoa
>>92108052Al(f)onso soriano kek
>>92105964But Doctor, I AM Brett Lawrie!
>>92108314Don't bite, Brett
What did he mean by this?
Le long neck obp man
sorry sir I had no idea sorry D:
>>92108660He like the cumber, dumbass
I call them the cobs.
>your team>who you believe is the current face of the franchise>who you believe will be the future face of it
>>92110866>>92111040can you please make one for the mets thanx
>>92110866>>92111040Post mariners version
hello yes this is /hoc/fuck soccerfags and their shit
>>92111172MetsThe one and only NYC Homeboy Robinson CanoThe future GOAT Tim Tebow
>>92111172>Orioles>Chris Davis>Cedric Mullins
>>92111399Nevermind it's sneed
>>92111260Trout can easily pull an Ortiz and play at GOAT levels until the 40s. Namely because he doesn't roid and fuck up his body.
hmmmmm yes mariners i see so this is how you lead the AL west
>>92111172metsdeGrompete alonso (simeon woods-richardson future ace in a few years)
>>92111619We hit 19 home runs this year. Ring or no, postseason or no, we'll always be in the record books. Mariners already won the season.
>>92110866>>92111040>>92111397>>92111724not liking this dawg that's gonna be a yikes from me
>>92111769i'd rather have a ring desu
>>92111326well hello there
>>92111880And I'd rather be realistic than a delusional drowning subhuman spic.
tankb owl http://www.tankathon.com/mlb
oh mariners how i feel bad for an overachieving team like you, at least you aren't the rags
>>92112144Nice right edge subhuman
If Joc Pederson can just learn how to hit lefties he could be the left-handed version of Khris Davis
>>92112138>>92111724>>92111397>>92111040>>92110866Old pinkhair is old and bustedChika is new hot pinkness
>>92112213Come back when your team does something
arcade league west banter is cringe
>>92111426it's mancini both now and in the future if they don't trade him imo
>>92111426>>92112342It will probably be Adley Rutschman, who is supposed to be the best catching prospect since Buster Posey
>>92110866>>92111040make one for the dodgers pls
>>92111172>white sox>Jose Abreu>Tim Anderson
>>92112934pretty impressive that anderson is unbusting himself this year
>>92112934Uh oh! The racist fatman is not going to be happy with this!!!
>>92113007His babip is sky high and of course it's super super early but I still want to believe
>>92113309he's already halfway to his WAR from last season
>Pivetta pitching for the philthies>honkey hydra batting for the mestyep this one's a W
>>92113070a faggot incel apparently.
so Benintendies is sitting for the second straight night with a foot bruise. this is a game against the Yankees which is important and he plays for a team that is 5 games under .500. i just don't know about these millennials anymore
Are we the good guys or bad guys?
>>92114676Good guys. Bad guys usually have actually good teams which creates animosity to label them as bad. Obviously that doesn't apply at all to you.
>>92114676Neither, you're just pathetic.
>>92110866>>92111040NO CROSS OVER ALLOWED
>>92112138>>92111724>>92111397>>92111040>>92110866Doesn't she murder people?
>>92114777>triple 7'sWho's confirmed as this general's perpetual joke.
>>92114888Trips for truth.
>>92114888Nice Hitler get, and yes she does.
Yuno is a shit waifu
>>92115756Why do the Japanese hate their police?
>>92115785You're a shit husbando, its no wonder your waifu left you
>>92115950Most intellectual people hate the police and for good reason.
>>92116023still not as shit as yuno
>>92116438stay delusional with the taste of shit
>>92116107>MAGA worships the police and are idiots>ANTFIA hates the police and intellectualsI cannot refute anything here.
Chika > Yuno
LOLLLLL, HOLY FUCK CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT.NO WAIT. LOL. OKAY SO GET THIS. THE SEATTLE MARINERS. THE SEATTLE FUCKING MARINERS.U REMEMBER THOSE LITTLE DICKLETS RIGHT? I SURE AS HELL HOPE U FUCKIN DO, CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOVE THIS.THE SAME FANS THAT SAID THEY WERE GONNA WIN THE ALW, 14 GAMES INTO THE SEASON, SAID THEY WERE THE CREME OF THE AL CROP, THIS SAME TEAM WHO SAID THEY WERE THE REASON WHY A MAJORITY OF THESE TEAMS WERE UNDER .500COULDN'T EVEN BEAT A TEAM THAT, OKAY GET THIS, THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS SWEPT. THEY LOST TO A TEAM THE ROYALS SWEPT.HAHAHAAA AHOLYYY FUCK.
reminder the royals will not win in 2021, it'll probably be the yankees or cardinals
>>92116867sir im sorry.
Who are the browns of the MLB?
>>92117125mlb doesn't have a franchise as shitty as the browns honestly
>>92117192okay, who are the chiefs of the MLB?
Post your team’s free t shirt giveaway. R8 other teams free t shirt giveaways. >pic related.
who are the padres of the NFL?
>>92117284the Arizona Cardinals
Who are the Knights of the MLB?
>>92117488but the Marlins aren't good
>Hits all 3 people at the plate with one 99mph fast ball.https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1117974476199800832/video/1True skill
Rate my seat /mlb/
>>92118756>>92118756>>92118756>>92118756BOS @ NYY
>>92118707Me blue jeans
>>92118707Nice, baseline seats close to the corners are the best
>>92117245Currently? The Dodgers.
Cubs @ Marlins>>92119299>>92119299>>92119299
>>92119284This would imply that the chiefs can get to the superb owl.
Rags run /mlb/ and there isn't anything you can do about it. Keep crying while you watch Gallo highlights.
Why is Snell a brainlet?
>>92119038actually behind home plate is the best place to sit
It's Blue Jays time!...or Twins... whatever!
>>92120280Sauce on Blue Jays butt?
>>92120280God I wish I was that pizza
>>92120366IG #bluejayshotties user kirst0711
>give up 8 runs>0 outs>M E S T
>>92120660>>92120660>>92120660>>92120660Cardinals @ brewers
>>92120280fuck the entire reason I posted this thing was for this:>>92120241
>>92113467This post aged well
Is someone going to make Royals vs White Sox thread?Oh, Lopez is starting.Nevermind.
>>92120280god i want to fuck those feet
>>92121020Royals @ White Sox>>92121922
>>92111040>>92110866based and animepilled
>>92111328>teboqI'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 4th place in the NL East.
>Woodruff batting .800this is a number I've not seen before
Recker will be on the pre and post game shows of the Oakland A’s game tonight. Thoughts?
>Acuna goes to a knee swinging>hits a 114 mph dinger
>>92122851More like laughing.
>>92123064none because I'm not a faggot
>>92123064>Thoughts? I think you better get some screenshots
>>92123064Your mother and I aren't getting any grandchildren, are we son?
>>92123123Oh yes you are
MONCIES IN DA HOUSE
yaks bringing red cucks back to earth
Red Sox fans can't deal with a loss without bringing up the ALDS or WS lmaojust take the L like a man and come shitpost in the thread tomorrow
>>92123154>Oh yes you areAre you saying he is a faggot or that he has thoughts?
>>92102246>>92102192I've got an account. HMU if you want to see something.
>>92123600kiss the king
>>92123600>Yankees fans act like they just won the wsTypical of the 56% club
when was the last time a bat was checked for cork?
>>92124228No idea. Is someone getting their bat checked?
Let me tell you something. I've been watching this game for 30 years and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Fernando Tatis Jr. has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 World Series. I've seen it all man. Tatis has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Fernando Tatis Jr. is special let me tell ya.
hmmmmm padres hmmmm yes so this is the power of the so called chadres, no wonder the dodgers cruise
>Barves bullpenFuck this trashfire
>>92124374just saw a broken bat and made me wonder
>>92124228when was the last time your mom was checked for cock?
>>92124476Tatis is fun to watch for sure. I watched him play for the first time last night and was really Impressed.
>>92124554why the fuck did they take Fried out right before the top of Arizona's order
>>92124786Close to 100 pitches, his velocity was starting to dip
Anyone see that out by Urias? Athletic little guy
>>92125157well looks like both teams will score over 10 before this over anyway
>>92125291I'm making a new thread, so no one think of doing anything funny.
Can anyone explain how a dumpster fire like the Padres are leading the division?
>>92125535The Dodgers are being nice and letting them have a head start.
>>92125535They're the fire that's burning brightest.
>>92125535The NL west is a joke, much like the AL central
>>92125535They've done nothing but bully the most dogshit teams. I don't want to downplay their achievements much though; low key rooting for them to do well.
>>92125604The dodgers are superior in every way possible though.
Dodgers vs Reds>>92125829>>92125829>>92125829
>>92125683You asked, I answered.