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STL: Tyler O'Neill leaves game with arm injury
LAA: Ohtani (elbow) a week away from live pitching
CLE: Indians activate Kipnis from injured list
LA: Clayton Kershaw activated for season debut
LAA: Tyler Skaggs (ankle) placed on injured list
STL: Harrison Bader (hamstring) out again Monday
LAA: Mike Trout (groin) returns to Angels' lineup
KC: Billy Hamilton (knee) back in lineup Monday
PHI: Phillies place David Robertson (elbow) on IL
MIA: Alfaro (knee, chest) not in MIA lineup Mon.
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GALLO DINGER
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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Are the Royals elite?

They swept the losedians and now will sweep the whos.
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Baltimore Orioles, number 1.
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>>92098258
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>>92098274
Baltimore Orioles, number 1.
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BREAKING: Anthony Rizzo is refusing to wear the #42 jersey. Wow.
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MARINERS!
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general when?
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>>92098186
does big time heims deserve a second chance?
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>>92098515
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W h t.
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Fucking Greg Gibbons
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>>92098509
Mexico gave him a second chance and all the little prostitutes he can handle
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I still don't get why Robinson's number is universally retired
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>>92098750
it's a reminder to be humble, for we are all niggers
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Can't wait for a woman to break the gender barrier
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>>92098862
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>>92098947
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Astros desu
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So nice that all of MLB came together today to honor the greatest pitcher ever, Mariano Rivera
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>>92098956
what happened to the other qt, that looks like a trap
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>>92099048
>>92099090

here you go
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>yesmany passedballs
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Reds @ Dodgers thread
>>92099163
>>92099163
>>92099163
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>the reds leadoff hitter is the catcher
what
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Holy shit Bedrosian is hot garbage
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>>92099218
Indians @ Mariners
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How the FUCK does St. Louis vs Milwaukee not have a gamethread? I know I've seen a bunch of support for both these teams on /sp/. Early season match up between the two teams that will probably challenge for the division title and no one is talking about it?

I'm not even an NL fan but that seems like a great game and my sports app stopped working so I wanted to see if something happened.
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>>92098413
Jackie Robinson? sounds like a girl XD
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Padres need to win for Notre Dame
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when is ohtani back and why would anyone put Kole Calhoun in the leadoff spot
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>>92099432
Cardinals have never had fans on /sp/ for some reason
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>Jackie Robinson Day
>nothing but white guys and Latinos with subpar English skills wearing his number
>Black player pool keeps dropping

What did MLB mean by this?
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>>92099432
I wouldve made one but I was at work and couldnt watch but I'll probably make one tomorrow
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>>92099471
How new are you?
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Based Puig dabbing all over Kershit
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>>92099475
niggers aren't smart enough to play baseball
they all play apehoop and concussion eggball
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*ahem*

Did someone say I wouldn't be the MVP this year? I just have one thing to say about that...
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>>92099531
It's true though. You never see Cardinals fans in these generals.
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>>92099653
What did you say, bitch?
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The rags are bullying again tonight
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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!
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>>92099653
This is the year we'll find out he does steroids.
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reporting this here

Grade BASED BAUER's pitches:

4 seam- A+
2 seam- A-
12-6- A+
slider- B+
changeup- B-
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Hey mariners that division lead looks a bit tighter
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>>92100043
Cringe mariners are cuhringe!
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my bad sorry about that I'm so sorry !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHCddWyxVy0
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>>92099653
>Using a nazi meme
As expected, he's a nazi!
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>>92100187
Based and kek'd
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>>92099945
You think Trout and Harper and every other elite player doesn't roid as well?
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Nothing says kershaw like giving up runs in his debut
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The Milwaukee Brewers and San Deigo Padres are dominating the National League and both of them have given up more runs than they've scored. The epitome of clutch teams.
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>>92100284
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1735450-mike-trout-wants-first-time-ped-users-banned-from-mlb-for-life
I'm almost certain Trout doesn't do them, considering if he were caught he would instantly become the biggest laughing stock of a player for his prior statements.
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They REALLY need to start making rules about necklaces and "chains" shit is just getting fucking out of control.
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where is gaysconsin loli when you need him!
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>>92100333
Rafael Palmeiro roided for over 10 years and still did the finger wag and said all roiders should be gassed. Denial doesn't mean anything. Trout doesn't pass the eye test so it's laughable that he claims natty.
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>>92100354
retard
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>>92100354
>Trout doesn't pass the eye test
He looks average as fuck. I'm in better shape than he is.
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fucking dumb retard spotted
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>>92100393
He doesn't have a pump and he's not flexing here. You must be a model. Looks like I've triggered the roider internet defense force.
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>>92100475
wow how fat are you lol!
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>>92100475
Jesus you must be one out of shape fuck if you think that looks like a roid body
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Now that was a harper moment
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>yelich 3RD HR of the night
the absolute state of the city of st louis
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I thought they took away Castillo's drugs.
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>>92100498
>>92100522
Yep you look like that unflexed at 235lbs. Of course you do. I can see you're so dumb you don't even understand the basics of the human body so I'm going to stop engaging now.
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>>92100579
fatass has been spotted, has entered a seeth! and is no longer engaging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>92099432
Cardlels are shit
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>>92100597
Look at all those exclamation marks, come on dude that's not a nice play
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In the midst of the turmoil and hubub about missing out on Machado and Harper, did Hahn suddenly luck into an actually good closer?
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Christian Yelich will canonically finish this season with 76 HR, 29 SB, 143 RBI and 191 hits and there's still some fag who will say he's not the eternal GOAT MVP.
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>>92100579
Fat cope the post
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>>92100657
i'm so sorry sir...
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>>92100657
I mean if he does what you say he will then it's not even close
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Why was Christian Yelich a powerlet before he got to Milwaukee? Is Marlins stadium that hard to hit dingers in?
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>>92100690
it's in the brew
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>>92100690
obviously using a "korean focus technique" like thames in 2017 or the same vitamin smoothies like braun in 2011.
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Woodruff is 4/4 batting this year for the Brewers
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>>92100690
its the fans
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>>92099432
Only a handful of brewer fans here that post, and I’m usually not around to make threads at this time, also methinals have no fans
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>>92100737
Say the fatman rooting for Wellington Castillo.
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>>92100738
Brewers pitchers overall are hitting like 0.350
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>>92100353
seething over stl getting dunked on
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>there people posting itt that are so out of shape they unironically believe this is a roid body
LMAO
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>>92100737
Thames got tested something like 11 times in the first two months of that season. Meanwhile Aaron Judge didn't get tested at all the entire season or post-season
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>>92100690
miller park is better for hitters and he changed his launch angle, plus the marlels have shit team environment
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>>92100802
if he didn’t have such a thick neck people wouldn’t say anything
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>>92100805
>Meanwhile Aaron Judge didn't get tested at all the entire season or post-season
Gee I wonder why...?
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>>92100785
might be a decent strategy. if you can't afford the megacontract pitchers at least get some guys who aren't an automatic out at the plate
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>>92100785
perfect time for manfred to barge in and make the DH universal
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JOSH "KKK" HADER
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>>92100777
i say "GO BEEF" when he does well for the team, but really he is a scumbag desu. i hate juicers. so many teams have one or a former one, i might as well root for mine though i personally condemn such behavior.

i just pretend barry bonds doesn't exist and based hank aaron is still the HR king
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oh boy two shit teams facing off, the red sucks and the jew york stankees
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>be bruce parper
>strikeout
330 million
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>>92100857
What did you think about Melky Cabrera?
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>>92100857
you think hank aaron and babe ruth didn't use PEDs
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>>92098186
Did Heimlich get signed?
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I call him fakeputo
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Is Diaz the most elite closer in all of baseball?
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>>92100877
he made a bad mistake, i like how he played for the white sox. he did fine without the juice. it's just a taint on a player that makes it so i can never embrace them when they cheat the game.
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>>92100887
In Mexico
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>>92098186
desu Heimlich handled the whole thing pretty poorly, he should have been doing every interview possible stating his case and side of the story, not just somewhat hiding from it
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>>92100887
He's Mexican now
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Why did we trade for Ozuna instead of Yelich? Thought Ozuna had the higher ceiling, bros... what happened? The brewers don't deserve Yelich like we do. He's single handedly keeping us from being on top the division.
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>>92100933
He would have had more support if it was after he was drafted by a team
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>>92100938
But what happened to your goldschmidt?
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METS ERIES 2019
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>>92100938
lol at the idea that the Cards deserve anything more than the Brewers
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>>92100962
Fools gold
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>>92100938
Yelich asked to be traded after Ozuna, Stanton, Gordon all were purged. They were likely to trade him regardless, but were going to play hard ball before giving him up.
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Good game Mets. Stay mad philthies.
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>>92101102
also the Brewers GM is just smarter than the Cards
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>>92100802
Dee Gordon was suspended for roiding once. It isn't used exclusively to bulk up, it's used for recovery as much as anything else.
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>>92101137
say the one about eric thames winning mvp
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Thames is one big dude
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>>92101348
That would be the roids.
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>>92101403
Right, like Mike Trout
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>>92099713
That's a stretch from "never had fans on /sp/ for some reason" which is the kind of thing you'd expect some 2016 Cubs lifelong to share with the class
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>>92101441
>he doesnt remember the days of methinals cancer
Newfags out
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>>92101013
lol remember when you lost the NLCS 4-2 in 2011 with im totally not using steroid this is anti-semitism ryan braun to the cardinals lol
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>>92100802
Who is that?
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In the past 10 years or so of /sp/ and /mlb/ which team have had the absolute worst fanbase possible?

I think people will quickly bring up the philthy infestation of the last 00s to early 10s (MUH 4 ACES) but a cancer far worse than them were Tigers fans who had the very notorius NoHS, Feces, and many more. I don't think anything comes close to the shitposting and chaos they brought. Not even Giants fans with their "dynasty" and surprisingly not even Yankees fans.
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Are the dad's a meme?
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>>92101502
The overall most obnoxious fans across all sports are from Seattle.
They don't know anything, but they pound their chests and screech about being "true blue!!" and "always here!!" and "the best fans in sports!!" but not a single one of them is anything more than a casual on the fringe of the fringe.
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>>92101473
fuck you you piece of shit cockroach we own you for the last 3 years
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>>92101550
with all that ownage you must have won a world series or somethin?
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If it turns out that Trout roids there's no point in playing baseball.
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>>92101536
Found houspie
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>>92101566
HOLY BASED BANTZ
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>>92101574
him or harper, they'd cover it up. it would destroy the mlb otherwise.
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>>92101502
I wonder if anyone here can still name those 4 aces.
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>>92101566
YOURE A FAT FAGGOT STAY MAD
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>>92101590
Based Doyiners
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>>92101590
Yikers
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>>92098274
What is wrong with this? The police murdered a man so they taught the local government a lesson.
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>>92101590
>memeiners
LOL
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>PAPRER 330 MOLLION DOLLARS HURR HURR HURR
Stay seething
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>>92101731
>pissconsin
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>>92101731
Bragging about MUH DICK won't help your gorillion dollar wonder boy strike out less lmao
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Are there any Jackie Robinsons in here today?
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>>92101799
Reporting in. Check my 42 for authenticity
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>>92101813
That was an imposter. here's my real 42
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>>92101594
halladay
cliff lee
hamels
and maybe vance worley?
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yankees will stop being hurt and everything will be ok after
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>>92101826
lousy slow as fuck board
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>>92101836
oswalt
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>>92100042
FOUND JACKIE ROBINSON
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KEMP KEMP KEMP
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More like Jagoff Robinson
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>>92101889
Dodgers winning again?
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>>92101848
You missed it, you mong
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>>92101919
>again
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>>92101919
Yeah, Kemp and Puig are winning.
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>>92101932
Based
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>>92101846
but your life will still be meaningless
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>>92101456
The bait is real, gentlemen
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Shit Iglesias
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Press F to pay respects to the Reds
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>>92102024
S
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>>92101995
Based
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>>92101928
Yes
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>>92101502
The Phillies, Reds, and Braves couldn't ruin this place. The Cubs have ruined this place.
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Dodgers win due to the bullpen being slightly less shit tonight.
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>>92101951
true
but at least i will have good baseball team to root for again
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>>92102058
oh fuck yourself
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dodgers win!
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>>92100657
>GOAT
LOL, stupid redditor with redditor memes
Look at who he's gotten 7 of his 8 HR's against, the Methinals.
You can't get MVP by just stat padding on one garbage team.
Javier Baez is going to be more likely to get MVP than Yelich if this the pace that's being set.
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>>92101836
>Vance Vance Revolution
>one of the four aces
>even from the four aces era
Anon, you....
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>>92101836
I was looking up this era and saw that the phillies closer at the time was Brad
>lidge
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>>92102070
>redditor
>redditor memes
>Cubs lifelong
>/sp/ tourist
They never even try to hide their newfaggotry and reddit obsessions. I bet this guy shoos nazis frogs.
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>>92102066
I think i just might desu
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Is this where I
>cusb
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>>92102043
>you are now remembering neon deion
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9 pitches 3 outs you say?
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>>92101731
>strep map
LOL keep crying, tiny
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>>92102136
Neon was just an easy target bully victim 2bh, because he replied to personal attacks and played into it. He posted paywalled Insider stuff on request, never bothered me.
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>>92102043
ya mad?
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>Dodgers walk off on Jackie Robinson day
Absolutely based
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>>92102167
>tfw we don't have any paywallers anymore
I haven't visited the Athletic in at least 2 years now.
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I often wonder what happened to our old trips. /mlb/ needs a where are they now.
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>>92102043
I am SO sorry
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Anyone remember BAJP
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>>92102104
Redditor butthurt detected
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>>92102192
We have one based The Athletic anon, but I don't know how to signal him. Probably just try your luck posting your /r/ here.
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Gallo shit all over the Angels of Los Angeles tonight
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>>92102104
reddit spoted!
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MARINERS HAVE HOMERED IN 19 STRAIGHT GAMES
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I am so sorry sir
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>>92102280
Nice, they must be in the lead!
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>>92102123
u-uh are you a g-girl?
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>>92102280
Better hope Gallie don't see ya
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I make mistakes
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>>92102296
SEETHING
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Yeli owns ya
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I fucked up
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bauie pwns ya
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>>92102345
Oh, are they not in the lead? I assumed that was the cause for celebration.


Are there moral victories in baseball?
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>Bauer gets the ND
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this is psychotic
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xexeners
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>>92102426
ma'am sirs of seattle
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>cusb
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>>92102381
Check back with me in 20 minutes. Just keep stewing in the meanwhile.
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>>92102447
xirs
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Discord spy here with a message for the discord

Oh i own ya,
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight,
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel,
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack,
As I put the pieces in a sack
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>>92102398
you can't deny the fat fucker was the first on /mlb/ to recognize bauer's talent even before 2018
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>>92102523
True

He is Jackie Robinson after all
>>92100042
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BAJP owns ya
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>>92102523
stop phoneposting and get back to your ubering duties, sausage man
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>you're on your way to get some food and all of a sudden this man walks up to you and says "/mlb/'s discord sends their regards"
wyd
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>>92102587
apologize
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>>92102587
>he goes outside to get his food
pleb
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19
STRAIGHT
GAMES

MOST HOMERS IN THE LEAGUE
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>>92102633
Did they win? Did they win?
Yaaay M's win!!!
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>>92102648
fuck off and die and die!!
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>>92102587
What kind of food?
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>>92102648
They're about to.
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YAY MARINERS WON THE MORAL VICTORY!
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l-losing c-control. s-sorry for what I-I'm about to say pl-please hel-
SCUBA KEK SCUBA
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MARINERS OH NO NO NO NO
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>>92102577
im back on my PC, i made it back by Bauer's 3rd inning, which means i got to see him K 3 in a row to get out of a jam in the 5th. I put a good dent in my video card savings fund by just driving one asshole to midway, then bringing one back that only lives like 15 mins from me. it's not my job, i just recently starting doing it because there are some computer parts and gun parts i want to buy this summer, and uber is literally getting paid to listen to baseball games.

>>92102561
I would dream about segregating baseball again, but the black dudes that play are so goddamn white. I mean...Josh Bell...how can you dislike that brother?
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XEXENERS KEK XEXEXES!!
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MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN
IN SPIRIT
19 IN A ROW
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Is the preferred term “heimlichposter” or “heimsposter”?
“That is one based heimlichposter!”
“That is one based heimsposter!”
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>>92102696
How do you feel knowing this man right now is your team's MVP?
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MY OH MY THE MARINERS CIDF IT
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heimie owns ya uh
and he just pwnd ya uh...
time is used to measure movement uh
but heims doesnt care
cus he just snared ya
heims is a savage, but he's fair uh
traps ya and then caps ya
yer in a ditch laying face down uh
as the dirt rains down on ya
ya here the last few words, as ya cower like a bitch
this aint a world for snitches
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>>92098425
>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
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>>92102718
BAJP would have a heart attack or try to deny and say that the true MVP is some white player like Daniel Palka or Nate Jones.
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>>92102740
>BAJP would have a heart attack
Unfortunately that's due to meatball not baseball
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heime makes ya seeth
and he just knocked out some teeth
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>>92102718
fine, as long as he keeps playing hard and doesn't pull any bullshit where he doesn't run out balls and gets taken out of the game and benched like last year.

>i swear i legit dont hate all black people, only "certain" ones
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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
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S
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>>92102763
someone take this man out
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>>92102763
Hobble this asshole. Clip his wings
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>>92102740
I was a huge fan of frank thomas, lance johnson, tim raines, harold baines as a kid...yet i hadn't been on /pol/ yet...

>i dont post on /pol/ either, well unless there are good memes like the New Zealand thing a few weeks ago
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>>92102757
hmmm
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>>92102763
get the pliers... make sure he can't walk
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>>92102804
>good memes like the New Zealand thing
He has no heart... THIS GUY IS A MONSTER!!
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>>92102805
"""""""""""White""""""""""" Sox
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>>92102804
people died u p$1k0p@+H!!!!!!!!!!
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>>92102872
So is Boston supposed to have Native American players?
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>>92102872
kek this
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For me it’s Nick Markakis
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>>92102763
BASED
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>>92102901
7
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>>92102306
only online ;-)
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the genny is so much better when houspie holds the L
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Why isn't Kikuchi good like Ohtani?
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>>92103050
sorry I had no idea.
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The Chicago Cubs
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You know what, I'm gonna say it. Is being a Mariners fan the most agonizing, painstakingly heartbreaking thing to be in baseball? Without a doubt. But I know that one day, I will see players in Seattle jerseys jumping up and down and crowding around a World Series trophy. I will be filled with nothing but joy, shed tears and be just as broken of a man in that moment than a man on his hardest of times. I'll feel elated and on cloud nine just like I've seen the fans of other teams be before me. In the end, I stick with this team because I know that I'm the end, it will be worth it.
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>cubes
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>>92103182
>us 12s
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I'm so sorry
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>>92103182
There is no guarantee that any team gets a championship in your lifetime.
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asucbb
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>>92103205
As long as the season goes normally, I can guarantee some team wins a championship this year
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>>92103231
I am so sorry I meant an arbitrary team of your choosing.
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Everyone makes mistakes!
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>>92103247
hi kumiko doyer
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cubb
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>>92103269
my lad
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>>92100936
lol he got a citizenship change?
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>>92103453
I love Rize.
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>>92103453
>>92103487
how's it going tonight?
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>>92100936
Which Mexican country?
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>>92103492
Los Estados Unidos
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>>92103491
Going well lad
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That vindictive little shit couldn't handle the Heimie bantz
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>>92103491
I'm well. My team won and i didn't off myself
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>>92103493
That's the one with the insane dictator right?
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>>92103503
omigosh..
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>>92103516
>>92103499
nice
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>>92101502
On /mlb/, it's definitely Cubs fans, but Indians fans are a close second because of that sperg who keeps posting about Bauer. For /sp/ overall I'd say LA fans (specifically Lakers and Dodgers) have been the worst.
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based bauer...based schwarbie...based kershie...
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>>92103586
Lakers fans on /sp/ are on par with Leafs and Yankees fans with how cocky and annoying they are.
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Based Bauer
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>>92103586
>For /sp/ overall I'd say LA fans (specifically Lakers and Dodgers) have been the worst.
Socal shitposter has been doing his schtick for the better part of the life of the board. Fuck LA but that's some dedication.

Lakers vs. all Bay Area teams is a board classic. I'm a Giantsbro but God bless that magnificent troll son of a bitch.
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Cubs piss me off
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>>92103633
Lakers fans on /sp/ act like Cowboys fans irl.
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>>92103677
>Cowboys fans
Knew I forgot one.
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>>92098186
STL: Entire team gets ass reamed by Christian Yelich*
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>>92103663
Then maybe consider that their fans on /sp/ are getting exactly what they want out of you. Cubs 1 - You 0

>>92101502
>Not even Giants fans with their "dynasty"
Eh, we were benevolent system lords and everyone knows it. Except the A'ssfags. Perturbed to say the least and I couldn't have been happier.
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>>92103516
CUTE
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Legends tell of the pitcher who got three outs in one inning
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Cub won and /mlb/ is comfy tonight.

Lemme hear your hands clap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVGSDXM2C-8
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>>92103663
You're just upset that Yu Darvish got the win today.
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>>92103586
I think the bauer sperg is a cubs fan
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>>92103962
Where you born stupid or did your parents drop you on your head in young age?
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>spicswing
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>>92103977
Clam down, you're clearly upset that Yu Darivsh got the win today.
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>>92103996
>Church Burning
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>>92103977
>where
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ello janqui fan
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why does christian yelich turn into barry bonds when he plays the cardinals?
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Has there been any team more exposed than the Mariners?
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Good morning, boys.
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Carlos Zambrano trying to make a comeback. Based. Loved this fucker, and I'm not a Cubs fan.
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>>92105833
You didn't need that last part. No current cubs """""fan""""" remembers Big Z.
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You now remember Brett Lawrie
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https://youtu.be/sm4VySz1LUU
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>>92105983
in fairness that was some awful umpiring
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White Sox are based.

Royals are shit.

Look at the standings.

This fact is legit.
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>bird to the IL
We have a full lineup now!

C - Sanchez
1B - Bird
2B - Tulo
SS - Didi
3B - Andujar
OF - Stanton
OF - Hicks
OF - Ellsbury

SP - Severino
RP - Betances
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>>92105767
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>>92106145
That's an adorable looking pupper, you've got there, anon.
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>>92105983
Umpires were a mistake.
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>>92106199
Baseball was a mistake
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6 more hours till baseball
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Guys...are they serious?
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1116809001709207552
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1118183688146182144
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1118183686938267650?s=19
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>>92106473
They put the known ped user as the MLB logo? I'm done with this sport!
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Anybody else want a puppy?
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>>92106473
Wow that looks like shit
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>>92106473
mlb's twitter is run by some meme lord. They post tings to look "savage". They aren't changing the logo.
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>>92106473
>we'll still change our avatar for the day because we love you.

>for the day
Reading comprehension is-
>because we love you.
N-nani?
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How bout those Red Sox (._.)
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>>92106612
Hey Pete Davidson why don't you get another tattoo
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>>92106825
How about that stupid face
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>>92106858
(;_;)
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>>92106825
>>92106871
Orange ducks make ya seeth?
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Had a dream last night that the Braves beat the Mets 38-3. What does it mean?
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>>92107621
It means you're dreaming
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>>92107689
>>92107621
yeah
mest cant score 3 runs in one game
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>>92107825
And they say Americans can't banter.
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Yonder Alonso lol
Pete Alonso Whoa
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>>92108052
Al(f)onso soriano kek
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>>92105964
But Doctor, I AM Brett Lawrie!
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>>92108314
Don't bite, Brett
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What did he mean by this?
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Le long neck obp man
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sorry sir I had no idea sorry D:
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>>92108660
>cukes
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>>92108660
He like the cumber, dumbass
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cukies!!
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astros desu
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I call them the cobs.
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Go sox
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>>92108660
FUCK OFF!!!!!
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Go roylies
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>your team
>who you believe is the current face of the franchise
>who you believe will be the future face of it
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>>92110866
>>92111040
can you please make one for the mets thanx
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>>92111172
>Angels
>Trout
>Ohtani
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>>92110866
>>92111040
Post mariners version
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hello yes this is /hoc/

fuck soccerfags and their shit
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>>92111172
Mets
The one and only NYC Homeboy Robinson Cano
The future GOAT Tim Tebow
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>>92111172
>Astros
>Altuve
>Bregman
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>>92111040
Good taste
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>>92111368
>>>(((Bregman)))
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>>92111172
>Orioles
>Chris Davis
>Cedric Mullins
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>>92111399
Nevermind it's sneed
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>>92111397
>>92111040
>>92110866
bad taste!
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>>92111260
Trout can easily pull an Ortiz and play at GOAT levels until the 40s. Namely because he doesn't roid and fuck up his body.
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hmmmmm yes mariners i see so this is how you lead the AL west
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>>92111172
mets
deGrom
pete alonso (simeon woods-richardson future ace in a few years)
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>>92111454
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>>92111619
We hit 19 home runs this year. Ring or no, postseason or no, we'll always be in the record books. Mariners already won the season.
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>>92110866
>>92111040
>>92111397
>>92111724
not liking this dawg that's gonna be a yikes from me
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>>92111769
This.

Houspie BTFO
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>>92111769
i'd rather have a ring desu
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>>92111326
well hello there
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>>92111880
And I'd rather be realistic than a delusional drowning subhuman spic.
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>>92111920
>seattle
>not subhuman
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>>92111769
BASED MARINERS
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tankb owl

http://www.tankathon.com/mlb
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>>92111818
Stay jealous
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oh mariners how i feel bad for an overachieving team like you, at least you aren't the rags
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>>92112144
Nice right edge subhuman
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If Joc Pederson can just learn how to hit lefties he could be the left-handed version of Khris Davis
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>>92112138
>>92111724
>>92111397
>>92111040
>>92110866
Old pinkhair is old and busted
Chika is new hot pinkness
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>>92112213
Come back when your team does something
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arcade league west banter is cringe
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>>92111426
it's mancini both now and in the future if they don't trade him imo
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>>92111426
>>92112342
It will probably be Adley Rutschman, who is supposed to be the best catching prospect since Buster Posey
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>>92110866
>>92111040
make one for the dodgers pls
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>>92112632
Olé!
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>>92111172
>white sox
>Jose Abreu
>Tim Anderson
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>>92112934
pretty impressive that anderson is unbusting himself this year
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>>92112991
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>>92112934
Uh oh! The racist fatman is not going to be happy with this!!!
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>>92113007
His babip is sky high and of course it's super super early but I still want to believe
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>>92113309
he's already halfway to his WAR from last season
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>Pivetta pitching for the philthies
>honkey hydra batting for the mest
yep this one's a W
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>>92113070
a faggot incel apparently.
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so Benintendies is sitting for the second straight night with a foot bruise. this is a game against the Yankees which is important and he plays for a team that is 5 games under .500. i just don't know about these millennials anymore
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Are we the good guys or bad guys?
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>>92114408
It's April
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>>92114676
Good guys. Bad guys usually have actually good teams which creates animosity to label them as bad. Obviously that doesn't apply at all to you.
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>>92114676
Neither, you're just pathetic.
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>>92110866
>>92111040
NO CROSS OVER ALLOWED
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>>92112138
>>92111724
>>92111397
>>92111040
>>92110866
Doesn't she murder people?
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>>92114676
neutral losers
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>>92114777
>triple 7's
Who's confirmed as this general's perpetual joke.
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>>92114888
Trips for truth.
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>>92115018
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Yuno GAYsai!
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>>92114888
Nice Hitler get, and yes she does.
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Yuno is a shit waifu
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>>92115756
Why do the Japanese hate their police?
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>>92115785
You're a shit husbando, its no wonder your waifu left you
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>>92115950
Most intellectual people hate the police and for good reason.
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>>92116023
still not as shit as yuno
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>>92116234
stay jealous
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>>92116438
stay delusional with the taste of shit
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>>92116107
>MAGA worships the police and are idiots
>ANTFIA hates the police and intellectuals
I cannot refute anything here.
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Chika > Yuno
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LOLLLLL, HOLY FUCK CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT.

NO WAIT. LOL. OKAY SO GET THIS. THE SEATTLE MARINERS. THE SEATTLE FUCKING MARINERS.

U REMEMBER THOSE LITTLE DICKLETS RIGHT? I SURE AS HELL HOPE U FUCKIN DO, CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOVE THIS.

THE SAME FANS THAT SAID THEY WERE GONNA WIN THE ALW, 14 GAMES INTO THE SEASON, SAID THEY WERE THE CREME OF THE AL CROP, THIS SAME TEAM WHO SAID THEY WERE THE REASON WHY A MAJORITY OF THESE TEAMS WERE UNDER .500

COULDN'T EVEN BEAT A TEAM THAT, OKAY GET THIS, THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS SWEPT. THEY LOST TO A TEAM THE ROYALS SWEPT.

HAHAHAAA AHOLYYY FUCK.
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>>92116867
>>
reminder the royals will not win in 2021, it'll probably be the yankees or cardinals
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>>92116867
sir im sorry.
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Who are the browns of the MLB?
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>>92117125
mlb doesn't have a franchise as shitty as the browns honestly
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>>92117192
okay, who are the chiefs of the MLB?
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Post your team’s free t shirt giveaway. R8 other teams free t shirt giveaways.
>pic related.
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>>92116867
#blessed
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who are the padres of the NFL?
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>>92117284
the Arizona Cardinals
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Who are the Knights of the MLB?
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Greg bird????????????????????
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>>92117429
Marlins
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>>92117488
but the Marlins aren't good
>>
>Hits all 3 people at the plate with one 99mph fast ball.
https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1117974476199800832/video/1

True skill
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Rate my seat /mlb/
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>>92118756
>>92118756
>>92118756
>>92118756
BOS @ NYY
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>>92118707
Me blue jeans
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>>92118707
Nice, baseline seats close to the corners are the best
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Based Bauer
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>>92117245
Currently? The Dodgers.
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Cubs @ Marlins
>>92119299
>>92119299
>>92119299
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>>92119284
This would imply that the chiefs can get to the superb owl.
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>>92117245
>Rags
>>
Rags run /mlb/ and there isn't anything you can do about it. Keep crying while you watch Gallo highlights.
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Why is Snell a brainlet?
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>>92119038
actually behind home plate is the best place to sit
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It's Blue Jays time!
...or Twins... whatever!
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>>92120280
Sauce on Blue Jays butt?
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>>92120280
God I wish I was that pizza
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>>92120366
IG #bluejayshotties user kirst0711
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>mets
>>
>give up 8 runs
>0 outs
>M E S T
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>>92120660
>>92120660
>>92120660
>>92120660
Cardinals @ brewers
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>>92120280
fuck the entire reason I posted this thing was for this:

>>92120241
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>>92113467
This post aged well
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Is someone going to make Royals vs White Sox thread?
Oh, Lopez is starting.
Nevermind.
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>mest
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>>92120280
god i want to fuck those feet
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>>92121549
based!
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>>92121020
Royals @ White Sox
>>92121922
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>>92111040
>>92110866
based and animepilled
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>>92120280
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>>92111328
>teboq
I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 4th place in the NL East.
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>>92122650
SEETHING
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>Woodruff batting .800

this is a number I've not seen before
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>>92122650
>>teboq
Teboq.
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Recker will be on the pre and post game shows of the Oakland A’s game tonight. Thoughts?
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>Acuna goes to a knee swinging
>hits a 114 mph dinger
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>>92122851
More like laughing.
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>>92123064
none because I'm not a faggot
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>>92123064
>Thoughts?
I think you better get some screenshots
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>>92123064
Your mother and I aren't getting any grandchildren, are we son?
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>>92123123
Oh yes you are
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MONCIES IN DA HOUSE
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yaks bringing red cucks back to earth
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>sneks
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moncie mania!
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Red Sox fans can't deal with a loss without bringing up the ALDS or WS lmao

just take the L like a man and come shitpost in the thread tomorrow
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>>92123154
>Oh yes you are
Are you saying he is a faggot or that he has thoughts?
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>>92102246
>>92102192

I've got an account. HMU if you want to see something.
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>>92123600
kiss the king
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>>92123633
Based anon
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>>92123600
>Yankees fans act like they just won the ws
Typical of the 56% club
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when was the last time a bat was checked for cork?
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>>92124228
No idea. Is someone getting their bat checked?
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Let me tell you something. I've been watching this game for 30 years and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Fernando Tatis Jr. has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 World Series. I've seen it all man. Tatis has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Fernando Tatis Jr. is special let me tell ya.
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hmmmmm padres hmmmm yes so this is the power of the so called chadres, no wonder the dodgers cruise
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>Barves bullpen

Fuck this trashfire
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>>92124374
just saw a broken bat and made me wonder
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>>92124228
when was the last time your mom was checked for cock?
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>>92124476
Tatis is fun to watch for sure. I watched him play for the first time last night and was really Impressed.
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>>92124554
why the fuck did they take Fried out right before the top of Arizona's order
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>>92124786
Close to 100 pitches, his velocity was starting to dip
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Anyone see that out by Urias? Athletic little guy
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Teboq. Heims.
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>>92125157
well looks like both teams will score over 10 before this over anyway
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>>92125291
I'm making a new thread, so no one think of doing anything funny.
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Can anyone explain how a dumpster fire like the Padres are leading the division?
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>>92125535
The Dodgers are being nice and letting them have a head start.
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>>92125535
They're the fire that's burning brightest.
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>>92125535
The NL west is a joke, much like the AL central
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>>92125535
They've done nothing but bully the most dogshit teams. I don't want to downplay their achievements much though; low key rooting for them to do well.
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>>92125604
The dodgers are superior in every way possible though.
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Dodgers vs Reds

>>92125829
>>92125829
>>92125829
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>>92125683
You asked, I answered.
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New thread
>>92125863
>>92125863
>>92125863



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