>Adesanya is the future MW GOAT
lets be realJones is whiter than Cormier
>>92093995whittaker isnt that good
>Val pissed hotJust fucking allow steroids already, Jesus.
>>92094055>Val pissed hot
I wish she pissed on me
Jones loses his next fightBy the Lord witness my digits
>be white belt in bjj>train for a few months>take my coach and upperclassmen's advice to not explode and instead try and use technique >leap past the other mouth breathers who started even before me because of this unreliance on power resulting in a quicker development of technique >still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit I now understand how black people can be like "fuck niggers" because fuck white belts bros. now I'm stuck at home browsing heem for the next few days
>>92094207nice catch this fat dork cuts his own hair for surelearn2fade motherfucker
>>92094329>>still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shitThought about eating more meat and lifting frail boi?
A buddy of mine is saying Max will rise up 155 if he “bulks up properly.”I’m sorry but there’s no fixing those pillow hands.
Why does Khalil Roundtree Jr sound """"""""""wh*te""""""""""
>>92094527Are you a brainlet? Muscle mass is the direct solution to pillow fists. If anything Khabib is more pillowfisted and has only landed one clean shot once and it was on McTapper
Name a UFC employee more BASED than Jon Anik
>"Kelvin looks really good and healthy at this weight class">Kelvin walks into frame with his gut and muffin top hanging outMy favorite part of Saturday night. Tbh
>>92094568See your kids John, also Michael "The Count" Bisping.
>>92094595My favorite part was gastelum so excited to get fucked by Israel, he threw his shorts off before getting in the cage.
>>92094607>hit someone with 20 unanswered clean strikes including 13 elbows>no koYep, that's a yikes.
>>92094567everything in your post is wrong.
>>92094614Israel is a bottom.
>>92094567Muscle mass won’t affect muscle fiber type and bone structure
>>92094621I would heem you in under a round
>>92094496Bro, you don't know who you're talking to okay? I just landed my first triangle choke tonight so I'd advise you to step back and be humble lest your carotid arteries get heemed. I bet your coach isn't even brazilian
>>92094397black on black crime
>>92094649Bro, my coach is so brazilian the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom hasn't been filled a single time since I started. We have to use an actual towel.
>>92094397Jon is so cringe at trying to act like a CHAD
>>92094329Yup, got my ankle snapped by someone like that. Still doing physio all this time later.
>>92094707Why would a nintendo switch player even have a gf/wife? I have never understood this meme.
>>92094722he's her provider
>>92094730But wouldn't he just be a sexless incel that lives at home?
Israel is a fucking bum and he will get BONEDYou Israel guys really don't think he's the guy to beat jones do you? The hype train has to end somewhere and this is the stop. Don't even attempt to argue that he will beat Jonny bones
>>92094765of course not but he'll beat whittaglass
Spicy Salmon wins the rematch
>>92094842Big if true
>Janni Bones vs pillowfisted MW? Now that's a fight! Fuck moving to HW and proving you're baddest MF on planet>Khabitch vs yesterday LW? Now that's a fight! Fuck moving to WW and proving you're baddest wrasler on planetGentlemen, it's a pleasure sharing MMA discussions with true legends of sport. Blendun would be extremely proud with such a netflix decision making by "goats" and their fans.
>>92094595Guy is a fat lazy Mexican glad he took the L
How would the world of mma react if Jon "Bones" Jones was knocked out in the first round?
>>92094869Will Gaycheese beat his wife like BJ?
>>92094886Would be the biggest HEEM of all time, everyone would collectively bust even if Jon is their boy.
>Connor moves up>holds the division hostage>GSP moves up>fucks up the division>DC moves up>holds the division hostagefuck off, there are weight classes for a reason
>>92094817Why doesn't everyone just do this?I keep telling these bums to just throw bombs but no one listens.I swear I would be a champ right now if I was in the UFC.
>>92094901Stop having mental illness and LARPing as a neckbeard redditor.
>>92094817>ISIS finger after winningYikes
>>92094929you sound like a beast, maybe you really are a mma protege
>>92094567>Khabib is more pillowfisted and has only landed one clean shot once and it was on McTapperCasual
>>92094890nah her last man did that job for him
>>92094527What if he adds 10 pounds of muscle to each fist?
>gets utterly dabbed on by Jones>begs and whines and moans for rematch for years despite no reason to be given one>Jones finally has enough of his shit so fights him again, heems him this time so Daniel has no excuses >Young Daniel cries in the cage>Young Daniel defeats Stipe, the best champion HW has ever seen>never gives him the rematch, memes his way into the GOAT conversation, holds the division hostage while chasing after a WWE bum who he knows he can easily wrestlefuck and retire withhow Daniel Redditier has fans fucking escapes me
>>92095047>But he’s wholesome! Hhhha he’s so epic and THICC I wish he was my DADRedditors are subhumans
>>92095047You forgot>Eyepokes Stipe to win
>>92095036He’d have to fight at 170 guy is already a massive cut babby
>>92095032Did they all? Based Gaethje
>>92094765He'll beat Whittaker but not Bones. Jon is the clear goat.
>>92095032Is Geathje a chad?
>>92095115>rachael ostovich constantly in his instagram comments putting hearts under his shit>is he a chadyou tell me pal
>gets bullied by a fat welterweight>will beat a human sized championbobby wins 9/10 times
>>92095127 holy fuckin based CTE man
>>92095127I don’t know maybe she’s just friendly
>>92095047The fact he never gave Stipe a rematch despite Jon giving him a rematch is just sad. Instead he fought "muh bawls wuz hawt" and now a literal WWE star. Hopefully Brock juices out of his mind and beats up DC and I'm not even a Brock fan. I'm just tired of seeing this fat manlet act like he's a goat. I also don't see why he's still the #1 p4p when he clearly ran away from light heavyweight when Jon Jones came back.
CharmingTactfulEarnestrecipe for a gentleman
Where is schaub? its 5 minutes past
>>92095154Had to make a quick run to the calmedy store b
>>92095165that stuff that comes out of your butt when you are on the Till
>>92095186Chugga chugga chugga
>>92095197man just as an aside I love this Till I dont know what the fuck I called a toilet before this but it might have been shooting a deuce in the leaves It just flushes so easily I can't believe its possible
what motivates a man to fly all the way from Ireland to throw a trolley on a bus
>>92094614accidentally pulled his own shorts down in front of millions of people. i think that's the moment he lost the fight, destroyed his confidence.
>>92095226I think it was the 9 inch reach disadvantage and him fighting 2 weight classes above what he shouldalso walking out to ranchero music
>>92094329Yeah, white belts/beginners are often more dangerous because you least expect it. They're overly eager and don't know how to regulate themselves, but the older dudes usually put them in their place and let them know why it's painful to be a retard try hard on the mat.
>>92095255>Fatselum at LW I'm laffin
>>92094527>I’m sorry but there’s no fixing those pillow handsJust like them Diaz boys have no power behind their pillow fist volumes right? Max took the fight on short notice, didn't even cut that much weight. Meanwhile Porier looks like a sun dried fossil. Proper muscle bulk takes time. Max did well considering he was smaller but he seems headed for CTE land.
is jon jones a degenerate?
Is Izzy a bottom or top?
first clue: it's a type of fish
>>92095148He earned his rematch against Jon, Stipe has done nothing to warrant a rematch in the shallowest division.
>>92095047Yet despite all of Jon's talk and picograms he still won't move to HW.Jon knows. He probably got tagged by Arlovski and decide HW isn't for him.
>>92095308did I win?what did I win
KNUCKLES SPEAKS>If you watch the fight you can see the holes that were there from every fight before, they just got exposed bigger. There were holes and there were a lot of things Gastelum exploited, and there were a lot of things Gastelum could’ve exploited but couldn’t because of his makeup, because of his striking style, because of his height, his reach. Gastelum was getting in. Gastelum was landing his left. I’ll get in, I’ll land my right. I’m much faster than Gastelum, I’m a better striker. Israel should be very worried. I’m a very hard fight. >He had a great win on the weekend and it seems like every time someone asks him a question or they put the spotlight on him for two seconds, he can’t help but mention my name; it’s a little concerning to be honest. He can’t stand the fact people like me more than him. And even if they don’t, he can’t stand the fact people are talking about me in the same sentence as him. He can’t do it. He wants all the spotlight. He wants all the attention, and he can have it. But I find it funny that it gets to him. Just relax, mate. Great fight. You got yourself a shiny belt. We can fight for my one later. Based bobby with the polite verbal heem
How long till fighters use virtual reality games for training?
>>92095342Has he ever been this openly critical before? Obviously he's still being civil but it seems like he’s irritated
>>92094698cant believe you are still moaning about this on here fat arse
>>92095342>Le fake nice guy schtickThis fag is the biggest plebbit fighter there is. Can't wait for based Israel to flush him once and for all.
>>92095348when vr games are actually decent
>>92095374Obviously I am, still can't go back to training. Still can't go back to my main work all because someone had an ego problem. Yet missing a few days is okay to complain about.
>>92095365never, not even when Bitchping talked shit in his face
>>92095127i thought he had a wife?
>>92095342He sounds scared
>>92095415you are 100 percent some little neek wimp you were moaning ages ago about it its probably fine now you are just too afraid of confronting your own inability to do better so you sit here mentioning your ankle at every point to try and extract pity
>>92095382Why do you keep going on about this? How the fuck is he being fake? Would you rather he just chimp out when someone shittalks him?>we have reached the level of WWE where remaining civil means you are fakeHe would be fake if he was pretending that he likes Israel, when it's very obvious that he has no time for him or his bullshit yet isn't working himself into a shoot over itTake your worthless post and get the fuck off this board you juicy little ratfuck
>>92095463>you're fat>you're a little wimp Make your mind up spergy. You can't do anything until physio is done and you know what the NHS is like.
>>92095415>>92095463I am going to agree with this guyWhile you stay on heem not doing anything your ankle breaker is at the gym acquiring more power. You need to get back or he will become too powerful for you to ever handle.
>>92095471He’s just pissed his swarthy spic fatfuck boys and eternal bridesmaids got BTFO
>>92095493You're samefagging but I will go back soon as physio is done, you have never trained hence why you're getting so upset.
Some anon caught shit in the last thread when he mentioned that Max could gas Khabib. I don't understand why because that anon was right. Khabib is conditioned to be a aggressive grappler (aerobic). Not an aggressive striker (anaerobic).>muh khabib pressure>muh "gas tank"This is what makes beating Khabib such a challenge, right? Wrong. I bet Khabib feels under-appreciated when he hears this. It's not strength and cardio it's extremely intelligent and energy efficient grappling (cazzies won't see the difference.) You're confusing a weighted blanket with a surgical machine. Khabib's instincts and threat on the ground are so real that he wins the fight the moment his opponent brings in elite grapplers to roll with. >They think they actually have a chance of surviving his onslaught for 5 rounds. And the moment they get a taste of what khabib has to offer, most of that training goes out the window. All wasted time. If Max can give up on training like he's already fucked, he could find a way to shake up the world.
>>92095533Who fucking cares?
>>92095493>>92095525why don't you bongs just become friends
>>92095525>multiple people agree that you are sandbagging in your life and give you some advice>y-you're samefagging!!! And you never trained!!you're trash brockGo to the gym and ask whoever you roll with to take it easy on your leg and just drill techniques from mount or something, quit your excuses fat boi
WAAAAAA JON KEEPS BEATING MWs ITS NOT FAIR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>Stephan Bonnar (6'4 lifetime LHW and HW)>Vera (current ONE HW champion)>Bader (current Bellator HW and LHW champion)>Shogun (former PRIDE and UFC LHW champion when Jon beat him)>Rampage (former UFC LHW champion and lifelong LHW/HW)>Rashad (former UFC LHW champion and lifelong LHW)>Lyoto Machida (former UFC LHW champion)>Vitor (former UFC LHW champion, reborn mohawk-TRT form, just beat sexyama and rumble, lost to Jon, then won 3 straight via headkick decapitation)>Alexander Gustaffson x 2 (6'5 LHW perennial top 3 contender)>Glover Teixeira (6'2 LHW, on a 20 fight win streak)>Daniel Cormier x 2 (former UFC LHW champion and current HW champion, undefeated in his career except vs Jon)>OSP (6'3 and a half)>Anthony Smith (6'3, 3 straight finishes at LHW)
https://youtu.be/Fo_ymT8NJwYSCHAUB IS LIVE LET US BEAR WITNESS
>>92095303WHY WON'T ISRAEL COME OUT AS A FAGGOT? WHY ALL THE MYSTERY?He could get a huge publicity boost. Go on Ellen's show, get awards for homosexual bravery, faggot of the year. Gay AND Black! What is he waiting for?
>spending so much effort on bjjall you nerds could have become jacked if you kicked a heavybag everydayalso good lucktrying to grapplefuck someone in the street that will teep you from a mile away
>>92094817early stoppage, salmon had this
>>92095574It's pretty normal to become depressed and pissed off when you go through a surgery and can't walk for a really long time, instead of bitching about it in real life it's better to just do it here. Kind of like how you're bitching now. Also the last time I mentioned it I was still in the cast so you're talking shit there.
>>92095621bro I trane both Muay Thai and bjj. So when I heem you on standup and then you try to wrestle me, I will cut through your pathetic little guard like butter and leglock you so you can't throw any meme kicks ever again
>>92095541Does it matter? I'm defending someone else's point.
>Whittaker pulled out from literal asshurt
Joe is literally lusting over Whittaker taking it up the ass
>>92095654>I-I'm so HURT feel bad for me!!No fat boi go to the swimming pool and do some strokes, lift some dumbbells, do some pullupsyou are so lazy no wonder you got heemed
rhonda wins the rematch
>Joe trying to bring real life situations into MMA fightsAbsolutely fuck off joe you gimpoid the system is fine
>>92095753Joe is literally a cuck
>>92095707I do weights and exercise bike when I can, depends how bad it is on the day. And I'm volunteering until I can start work again. Just trying not to get too out of shape. You're not good at this because a good troll makes people annoyed and miss their bedtime, I will not be missing mine. Goodnight, you'll be here all night I assume.
>>92095753aint cliking that shit with that thumbnail and that titlemy brain has already been fried enough
do people unironically believe ben askren can beat khabib? its just a meme right?
>>92095803wtf i love jon even more now
>>92094765yea fersure 100% jones can outstrike israel
>>92095047jones would rather fight israel than move up
>>92095833Why do khabibniggers get so defensive about shit no one is posting? Take your reddit posturing back to rmms
>>92095861>not keeping your hands up/chin down on your dateI would have timed a nice straight right on that bitches telegraphed kick
>>92094329Your gym is trash. Upper belts should be beating the fuck out of you losers so you stop thrashing around like wounded carp.I want to see Jones fight Adesanya because Jones would take him down and submit him in about 45 seconds. Healthy Bobby KOs Adesanya in 1 round.
Rewatching the Adesanya-Silva fight after Gastelum you Just know he wasn't even in second gear.
>>92093995>Whittaker still has a chinsmugrashadevans.png
>>92094397Thanks for sharing, did he tweet anything else? Usually he posts shit and then quickly deletes it
anyone have that webm of schaub jobbing
Holy fucking shit Schaub is astoundingly dumb.
>>92095047Exactly, only fat people support DC because they can relate to him
>that Cuban genepoolwhen will this shit stop
>>92096367I’m 6’1 190. My dick is 8 inches hard. DC and Cejudo are my boys
>>92096426>he’s a manlet AND a dicklet OH NO NO NO
>>92096461I pray to Schaub everyday that things will get better
>>92095047I unironically think DC heems Jones at heavyweight
anyone else seeing that Joo stars on Schaub's jersey?
>>92095127This lesbo I talk to keeps sending hearts when we talk. Really makes me think
>>92095047>butthurt Stipe Stan no.15783SHHHHHHHH STIPE STILL SLEEP
Are these to be believed? It's from UFC's partnership. They're using some flimsy glove sensors.
>>92095773>I'm not sure I could have gotten out of the chokeKek, the dude thinks that just because he's a man he would get out of a choke by a girl around his weight that's probably around purple belt by now ?He has no idea how much she's playing with him during these "wrestles"
"He knows about the chip. It's time to execute plan B. You know what to do."
>>92096656*sips s o i milk*
>>92096629>Tecia Torres could probably sleep Toilet Thompson
>most people don't want to go through the hassle of getting a streamlol Joe is clueless
One of the best players in the NHL just heemed some kid in a playoff game
>>92096826based ovi, rarely get heems via fights like that nowadays let alone during the playoffs
lmao @ JOE DEFENDING TENSHIN VS MAYWEATHER
>>92096826>punching a helmet without gloveswhy
Lmao I still haven't seen the swiss fag post here yet since the fights. Where are you hiding, you beta bitch boi?
>>92096891helmets dont protect your chin buddeh
>>92096826>trips are a heemyikes
>>92096826Why is hockey full of so many braindead retards trying to heem eachother? There aren't even that many niggers ffs.
>>92096973>the whitest sport is the one with so many fights it has to be incorporated into the rules Hmmmm
>>92097141>Not cutting the bastard's face off with an upkick0 fight IQ
Nate Diaz beats Khabib.
>>92095313DC has done nothing to be a noteworthy champ in a division with actual contenders now. His excuses for not giving Stipe a rematch prove he's scared to lose.
>>92097307He would have beat Porier and Holloway too
Rogan btfoing Schaub about the Tenshin fight right now
>>92097479what he say
What is the MMA equivalent of spamming a hadoken?
>>92097510Takedowns or jabs
>>92097479I skipped back like 6 minutes and they're just blabbing about drinking whiskey.
>>92097505>>92097576you should watch it Schaub backpedalled so fuckinh hard really quickly
>>92095803look at this based blackman
>>92097630Goddammit I'll keep trying to find it.
>>92095803Think Jon Jones is in the closet. The GOAT is gay.
>>92097650You’ll want to watch the full episode and at least he last few months of schaubcasts to appreciate the context
>>92097650its around 1h10min from start
>>92094397To be fair Adesanya was pretty stupid calling out Jones. He doesn't have the frame to fight at 205
>>92097342this but unironically
>>92097809Thanks. It's literally like talking to /heem/ about that fight.
>>92097866Yeah, and now he's backpedalling, making it even more emarassing
I invented this post.
>blocks your path and says something cringe-worthy
>>92097966>bashes live snake to death on the floor
>>92097966He's kurt angle but not funny
>>92097975Will Moraes beat the cringe out of him?
>>92097995This. He should just go full Kurt Angle and wear his Olympic Medal everywhere he goes
this guy needs a swift punch to the face
has cejudo become from memeslayer to being the meme?
>>92098117I disagree with some of his business decisions but that would go a tad to far
>>92096095It's was obvious during the Silva fight that they had agreed to just spar to hype Israel for cazzies. Neither guy was really trying.
>>92098168ariel is the only journalist that deserves respect
who would do best in WWE?
>>92098205What’s a cazzie?
Who’s the fighter who was always good?
>>92098308Randy CoutureDan HendersonAnderson SilvaGSPRich Franklin
>>92098117I want to see him interview Tony
>>92098205Take off the tinfoil hat m8. Silva is old as fuck now.
It's exceedingly apparent that most heemsters suffer from one or a combination of the following:>weak physicality>social anxiety/social retardation>crippling loneliness>severe mental illness>lack of any training beyond beginner levels>poor characterWhich boxes do you tick, anon?
Seats from 236. It was lit, lost my voice during the co-main.
>>92098503projecting a bit there lad
>>92098503>>weak physicality>>social anxiety/social retardation>>crippling loneliness>>severe mental illness>>lack of any training beyond beginner levels>>poor characterAll of them.
>>92098608Not sure why it posted upside down, the image is very clearly right side up on my end. Hopefully this one works better or else I'll just go kms.
It's exceedingly apparent that I am weak physically, socially inept, lonely, mentally ill, don't train, and am a piece of shit. Why am I posting this on 4chan?
>>92094023>>92094055again gimme any fucking source on this pls
>>92098608How uncomfortable are the seats? Are you literally rubbing elbows with people sitting left/right?
>>92096656I'm not trying to brag, but I've NEVER been choked out by a female unless I was just goofing around. Not even as a white belt rolling with upper belts.However, if he is a 145lb twink I'm not surprised. I see my female training partners absolutely shitting on small guys that are fresh white belts. Big guys they often struggle with. An athletic 190lb+ dude is going to be a nightmare for nearly any female.
For me, it's Pittsburgh Tuna
>>92098718I was actually surprised at State Farm Arena's seating quality, they had really comfy and spacious seats. I'm 6'4 so it's almost always that I'll be up against someone but those were fantastic.
>>92098608>>92098703>>92098831Take care boys.
>>92098759>An athletic 190lb+ dude is going to be a nightmare for nearly any female.I'm a 210lbs white belt and rolling with female blue belts literally feels like rolling with a child.
>>92094869This is the post
Mods can I get a new flair: Team Adesanya
Okay bud, you think your tough? Throw on the gi, let’s go a couple rounds.
You rockin Toyo Tires™ too?
>>92095127>rachael ostovichis she a stacy?
>power puncher>cant knock out a slow, hittable featherweight
>>92094207His hair looks pretty friendly
>>92099109Ummmm max Holloway is tough as nails sweety
>>92099231He actually is, he took some hard shots and it didn't affect him that much.
cm punk wins the rematch
>>92095605>faggot of the yearYoure giving him a run for his money here
>>92098503>>social anxiety/social retardation>>crippling loneliness>>severe mental illness>>lack of any training beyond beginner levelsdon't see how this stops me from heeming you
>>92099109max hollow ay has a hollow skull rendering him unheemable
>>92098503absolutely none mate, plus id low kick away your ability to walk
>>92099567>its a jon jones fight
>>92099567>guy wearing maga hat
>>92098503Bottom 3 for me, dawg
>>92100082Looks like a lesbian
>>92098503Just be aware, it does not get better
>turning 21 tomorrow >still not an elite martial artistit's all downhill from here for me lads
>>92100082that mans is named jessica?
>>92100309>tfw turned 21 >nine years ago
>>92100285lol speak for yourself spammy. I can walk to recover
>>92098503social anxiety/social retardationearlier i was at the library and i thought i pissed myself so i left all my stuff on the table and sprinted to the bathroom. it turns out my balls were just sweaty. i am grateful that nobody stole my laptop while i was freaking out in the stall
>>9210036113 years ago for me, if i knew how bad things were gonna get i'd have probably ended it all back then
>>92098503literally noneI deadliftt 3.5 pl8s bro
>>92097885I wasn't being ironic Diaz is a beast only simps use his record against him. He's clearly a tough matchup for any lightweight and has gotten a lot better as his career has progressed.
Guys the full avengers movie just leaked. You think Colby will spoil it on twitter before it even releases just to work the soibois?
>>92100584He'd be my new favorite fighter.
>>92100584I hope he spoils the new Star Wars when it comes out to get all these nerds worked up
>>92100562all true. my bad i thought it was sarcasm
Has Robin Black always worked for RT?https://twitter.com/RTSportNews/status/1117916286548434949
>>92100470>if i knew how bad things were gonna getHave a Sanko on me
>>92100827PIcs like this make me want to commit suicide. How can I go through life not experiencing something like this?
>>92100931She has a strong chin but I think she can still be heemed.
Is there a more /ourguy/ fighter than Sakuraba? I honestly can't think of one.
Is JJ the only fighter who uses his arm to prevent you breathing during takedown attempts? He did it a lot against Smif and it's the only time I saw it in the octagon. The same goes for shoulder strikes. Very few people do it
How would she do against Rose?
>>92097141I fucking love hockey
>>92101226Max is equal in basedness to Saku
>>92094329Do Brits apply the same method of boxing to bjj? Jesus...
>>92100562sure, but he's still a gatekeeper like his bro.entertaining guys, tho
>>92096942Was he talking down Ade?
>>92100931just get an escort, bud.
>>92101290is this that guy who beats up all the female wrestlers cuz he identifies as female or whatever?
Are we really sure we need these people on the panel?I mean Tyrone Woodley and Rashad Evans? 2 former world champs analysling fights? I mean is that really the best ya got fox?We get it man you're not racistWoah we get it we giddd ittt we gettt ittttBut how about actually getting some real experts on the show like ones who were 6-5 in the UFCWe get it mannnn you're not racist like woah we get ittttt
>>92101234no GSP does it, Machida, Anderson iirc, Carlos Newton and Saku...Genki Sudo, I think -- basically all the guys who are elite, disciplined, and smart enough to keep their shit together enough to stay calm and continue thinking throughout the fight.
>>92097141how many sports are there where men are truly men? HockeyFootballMMA Boxing, sort of...is that it?
Post Poirier getting heem'd
>>92101708I am talking about the guys who are in the top of the mma. JJ is the only person who consistently steals good ideas from others and tries to implement them. Every fighter says "I am better than I was x years ago" but very few actually change something
>>92101696"Are these really the best brains to represent the sport?"
>>92094618He clearly goes at 10 seconds
>>92098308gsp is the only one who never really fell off.
>>92100082OAC's little brother?
https://youtu.be/KWy2-pPY2-gAll I learned is the both interim champs from Saturday will get murdered by the champions of the respected divisions.
>>92101775GSP changed all the time, Sudo was always super-creative.
I just spent a good five minutes trying to figure out the name of an actor from This Is The End (shit movie) that my wife described as "tall and really thin" After awhile, I figured out she was thinking of James Franco. Don't hespect women, my guy, they're retarded.
>>92101864Well, then you offer up someone else. Maybe Hardy, or Bisping?
>>92101909GSP was never good
>>92101897>I just spent a good five minutes trying to figure out the name of an actor from This Is The End (shit movie)>women are retarded
>>92101941You're right, I should just be a big brain homosexual like you. We should spa
Did Val piss hot from a recent out of contest, or did they test an old sample?
>>92094689>>92094649>falling for the "Brazilian bjj instructor" memeNever gonna make it
>>92102008Ariel removed the tweet, but the article is still up on mmafighting
It's Nate for you next as previously scheduled
>>92101674other way around, it's a transman (female to male)He gets testosterone pills that help him look like a guy but make him too strong so it's a nightmare for the cis girls he's throwing around
>>92102095I got into a bit of an argument with my co-workers today when I told them transgenderism was nonsensical and one of them told me, "People like you are why the suicide rate is so high"
>>92102095>cisdon't use their language, it poisons your mind
>>92102131damn you are literally a mass murderer my guy
>>92098503>I'm a retard so everybody must be it too!
>>92101290>sheMurder-suicide that tranny faggot
>>92102321Calm down Pedro
>>92098503I ticked your mum's box with my small penis
>>92095828>rage quits Cant lose a match if your not in it. :^)
>>92094397>dat salt from Izzys pico callhaha
>>92095215Is this from Brandon Shobb's new set?
>>92094397Why is he picking on some kid?
>>92101655this. i love my wife but we're both ugly so i hide a little money to fuck 22y/o escorts once in a while
>>92102610you are garbage
>>92102580Israel called him out for using drugs
>>92102755Well he's not wrong...however Jon needs to stay in his lane iirc he's the one who said he thinks he'll fight Israel in the future and Israel just responded.
>>92102610based and living in the real worlddoing gods work anon, incels mad as fuck you fuck your wife AND fuck 22 year old prozzy nymphs
>>92102406Not all countries have state enforced faggotry, Faggot
>>92102610>ugly on the inside AND the outside Pottery
>>92101897Sure, he's not that tall but I don't understand why that makes her retarded.
>>92098503>weak physicality[ ]>social anxiety/social retardation[ ]>crippling loneliness[ ]>severe mental illness[ ]>lack of any training beyond beginner levels[X]>poor character[X]
>>92102942Have you seen Annapolis, my guy
>>92100462This happened to me once in elementary school. I thought I shat myself, sat for the rest of the class in what I thought was my own shit, walked like a penguin to the bathroom only to realize I had just farted.>>92102957No, I rarely watch Hollywood movies anymore. What about it?
>>92095533seriously consider a lobotomy
>>92102986Its from 2006 and was alright, about naval academy boxing. Franco was the lead and had alright hands.
>>92103015Is it an alright watch if you're not really into boxing?
>>92103034Probably, performances were good>>92103060You think Cody remembers this?
>>92103034I haven't watched it but I rather recommend you Million Dollar Baby starting and directed by Clint Eastwood
>>92103064I personally even struggle to remember this fight happened given how badly his last 3 fights have gone, I like looking at that webm to remember what could have been
>>92103111yeah in all cirrhosis it is pretty tragic
>talmbout I want to see more of this
>>92097673>le homophobes are the reel gayskeep your pathetic projection out of heem
>>92098207this but 100% unironically i fuckin love the nose
>>92100082thicker neck and better jawline than everyone ITT (except me)
>>92096629how does this list only have big names but no khalil roundtree? glorified advertisement
you're all a bunch of no wikipedia having bums
>>92096744stephen has always been a chinlet, not a shock a FW KO'd him cold
>>92096891hokkei rules. If two players are going to fight they have to take their gloves off.
>>92098608236 was in australia?
Moose would end the Israel Adesanya meme.
>>92095329lifetime /heem/ premium account and a "based" commentbased
>>92103365He would also end the Whittaker meme
>>92103365boston salmon? more like providence guppy
>>92094329>Learning bjj if you aren't going to be a fighterEnjoy getting your head kicked around like a pinball machine by Gaz and his mates when you try pulling guard in the street. Just learn judo you mong.
>>92094607Me on the bottom
its hilarious how much schaub is promoting the illegal streams while saying its bad
>>92103419WE GEDD ITTT
dont look up jack hermanssons sister
Oh boy, I have such a good word play ready for Tony Ferguson's next UFC Embedded.
Why do fighters managed by Ali love to walk around with their belts everywhere?
>>92100706Bongs awake at 4am be like>star wars is for fucking nerds, by the way my favourite films are bladerunner and lost in translation
>>920985031, 2, 4, 5, 6
>>92100584Weren't his infinity war spoilers wrong?
>>92103567Nah they were accurate
>Here's your CTE money, broDustin Poirier: $250,000 (no win bonus)def. Max Holloway: $350,000Israel Adesanya: $350,000 (no win bonus)def. Kelvin Gastelum: $150,000Khalil Rountree: $70,000 (includes $35,000 win bonus)def. Eryk Anders: $50,000Dwight Grant: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)def. Alan Jouban: $43,000Nikita Krylov: $160,000 (includes $80,000 win bonus)def. Ovince Saint Preux: $86,000Matt Frevola: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)def. Jalin Turner: $12,000Alexandre Pantoja: $36,000 (includes $18,000 win bonus)def. Wilson Reis: $34,000Max Griffin: $40,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus)def. Zelim Imadaev: $10,000Khalid Taha: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)def. Boston Salmon: $10,000Belal Muhammad: $70,000 (includes $35,000 win bonus)def. Curtis Millender: $31,000Montel Jackson: $24,000 (includes $12,00 win bonus)def. Andre Soukhamthath: $22,000Poliana Botelho: $50,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus)def. Lauren Mueller: $12,000Brandon Davis: $36,000 (includes $18,000 win bonus)def. Randy Costa: $12,000
>>92102434He was just joking anyway, no one's that miserable.
>>92103600>Israel Adesanya: $350,000
>>92103600You boys remember how Sage had a 72 to show/72 win bonus contract for his UFC debut?
I want the UFC to be on Spike again.
>>92098992happy cake day !!!!
How many of you think you would be a better strength and conditioning coach than some of these bums coaching fighters? I've just seen too much retarded shit to respect them.
>>92103600Why the fuck is Krylov making that much money
>>92095773Somebody has to send it to rogan.
>>92103375he would get guillotined again by gramps jacare
>>92096379cuba gene pool is just mainly west african genes, spanish genes, and a littl bit of original island natives.
>>92103729yeah tony's deadlift form hurt to watch while his coach stands there shouting GOOD JOB
>>92103826that was a pretty hot video
>>92103600>Dustin Poirier: $250,000 (no win bonus)>Kelvin Gastelum: $150,000Damn, my bois got robbed.>Zelim Imadaev: $10,000Hahaha. Dumb ass mountain nigger.
>>92095803kek, swedish fag BTFO
where the hell is spainsperg at a time like this
>>92103783Ray Pork finally pulling the plug?
What training today?
I found Israels girlfriend account, so he's not gay. I think he keeps her secret because she's white and that's a big deal to a lot of black people. Like he could lose fans over it.
>>92103924you're a fucking weirdo
>>92103924Get help son
>>92103953he looks like he fights white guys
>>92103953/heem/ stay taking L's
>>92103953Aussie slags > bong slags
>>92094329You got a few months in and still were reliant on explosive movement? weww
>>92103845>Zelim Imadaev: $10,000Desu he could live on this comfortably for a year in his shithole country so in a way he won the battle and the story
>>92095062lmfao. Def a ton of reddit faggots in my gym.
>>92104041>communicating with anyone in your gym outside of signing up and touching gloves
>>92104029A meme yet a drawl
prime schaub would heem ngannou
i want to see cain get heemd after his last performance tbqh
>>92104083Already revved him up innit
>>92104087Just HOW BAD is Conor Mcgregor?
>Izzie saying Rob is scared to fight himI want to see Izzie get bodied by Romero
>>92104162romero would fold that twink in half
Free fight 4the real1shttps://youtu.be/iJoN7rMWLHA
>>92104162Rob is getting turbo-flushed once and for all. Izzy will finish the work Yoel started.
>>92104162Romero is never making 185 again.
How does adesanya beat Elias? I just don’t see it
Adesanya couldn’t get past Alveys left hook simple as
>>92095707Good news I only have 2 more sessions of physiotherapy left.
>>92104195>Romero is never making 185 againDumbass
>Americans up and posting at this timeLosers
>>92104221Why do you have to be such a foul mouthed bong. There is only room for peaceful discussion here.
>>92104216Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can’t.
>>92104221The early peach gets picked first. (All American posts in the last 45min are me btw)
>>92104228British posters are the worst.
>>92104259God I wish I was a british poster
>>92104232He was going to make 185 against Whittaker but commission cut him short an hour for what was believed to be less than quarter pound.
>>92104276Oh, my bad Ali
>>92104292Nice thread bro, mind if I make one too in a bit just to shake things up a bit?
>>92104289Ali isn't Yoel's manager you dumb fucker
>>92098117More like an acid laced shin to the face
Been listening to schaubs podcasts (below the belt, the fighter and the kid, big brown breakdown, king and the sting, JRE appearances, etc) on iTunes for years and I just saw what he looked like for the first time today. Wow... that’s all I can say..
>>92104333I agree, but i disagree
>>92098503>tfw checking all the boxes
>>92104347Based jew knows kino when he sees it, con air is one of my favorite movies
>>92100292The test boost I receive from this webm is powerful and instant.
>>92104377>giving your wife syphilis but not telling her so she slowly goes crazy and dies never knowing how badly you betrayed her>wholesome
>>92096826>referee just standing by and only intervening once there's been a KOis this kinda shit sanctioned in the rules?I'm thinking this sport could be based
Now that the dust has settled......where does BJ Penn fit in the GOAT discussion?
Stop watching anime
>>92095072He would have won anyway in the same fashion. stop coping
Max would piece Khabib up on the feet and sub him if he tried to wrestle
>>92104515Flushed his own legacy
Wake up Khabib
At this point should TJ just move to Asia and fight in one of their promotions?
>love Jones>love Izzy>they hate each other now>tfw they will never have a beautiful broshipIts all falling apart brehs
>Cowboy vs YaquintaLmao flushing imminent
>>92096942>Getting dropped by arm punches
>>92104666Jon Jones will never have any real friends because he's a sociopath. I don't think his teammates even like him.
>>92104666Israel is just hyping a fight and is probably amazed that this opportunity is presenting itself. Jon Jones is doing the same, I'm not sure if he has any animosity, I'm pretty sure he's some type of psychopath but I don't know if that means he can't feel animosity or feels it towards everyone at all times.
>>92104676Iaquinta is a bit overrated, couldn't finish a gassed Kevin Lee I doubt he'll finish Cerrone. Usually when people don't get Cerrone out within the first 2 rounds it goes his way.
>>92102671>>92102700Go back homos
>>92098503Depends some times all sometimes few
Cerrone is a chinletThere i said it
>>92104764He's not though, eats bombs for dinner.
>>92095773imagine not finding being choked out cool, god i hate reddit users
There are no interesting fights currently booked.Discuss.
>>92104807This is not true
>>92104662wouldn’t the ufc have to release him from his contract first
>>92095773what is with these guys? why are they all getting choked out by their gfs?https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2fmuwq/m_23_girlfriend_choked_me_out_after_an_argument/
>>92104835Could they touch him legally if he went to say Japan tomorrow and signed for Rizin?
How is BJ still allowed to fight after the r*pe and cuck allegations?
>>92104844Schaub vs stigmas around brian traulma
>>92104837>GF is 3 inches taller than me, and i only weigh 115 lbswut
>>92104866I'm about 160cm and 55kg so almost all my gfs were the same as that guy, that's just how it is when you're the little guy.
heems are good man
>>92097510Wonderboy's fighting style
>>92097510Jon Jones oblique kick
>>92097510it really should be teep spamming but you never see it done in mma for some reason
>>92104929Jones did it a lot against Gus.
>>92104856i’m not sure because i don’t know the terms of his contract. isn’t this kind of similar to the wanderlei situation though, where he received a ban and still didn’t compete again until after he was released?
>>92104837It's fake you redditor
hey guys my ankle really hurts yeah SERIOUSLY be careful at bjj places you never know when you could get injured ...... REMEMBER ME think of me i need attention big time
>>92104837probably fake but reddit is full of passive, effeminate soibois so who knows
heems Ben in the first
>>92104949baka onee-chan desu
25% chance bobby kills izzybut 75% chance the fight never happensalso whats with dana thinking they can sell out a stadium here? where the fuck does he plan on doing that, unless you're handing out binoculars the grounds here are too big for a tiny octagon, the events they've held here have been on tennis courts not football grounds
>>92104997Holm heeming ronda got 56k at "marvel" stadium you flamin galah.
>>92104997Those are already too big. I wish the UFC was at an RSL.
>>92105024do they put seating on the grass then? surely couldn't use the actual stands
Heh yeah, I think that this sport called "mma" might be le based
>>92105049Man you can't even see the fights
>>92105049well he said biggest sporting event in australia ever, so he's gunna have to go bigger than marvel still and look how far away those people are there damn
>>92105073>>92105049does sydney have a roofed stadium as big as marvel? cos if not the fight wont be happening until october
>>92105095We have Didyabringabongalong Arena which sits 45 thousand
>Jones punching down like a fagYikes. Pick on somebody your own size
>>92105095NRL fans don't go and watch their terrible sport so we still don't know how much their stadiums can hold.
Reminder Jon Jones is the natty GOAT and there's nothing you can do about it
>>92104951Have you just woke up lol.
Jon would ruin Israel's life
>>92100584Colby is a God