>>92075766Why aren't you talking about Johnny Walker /heem/? You have seen his fights right?If not, go watch his last three fights, it won't take long, I promise, only about 2:48 seconds.
>I love my life
How would it do at MW?
The bride is the personification of all Khabib haters. You're all going to get dabbed on once Khabib wrestlemolests Pooirier in Bolivian.
Was the Ice man legit? He used to be pretty huge but people barely mention him nowadays
In many ways Max and Kelvin both got robbed
>>92088404He was the original brawl and sprawl JBG adept with legit wrestling credentials and hammers for hands. His chin was also great at one time, but deteriorated with age and punishment.
>>92088404Prime Chuck unironically flushes Jones
Why does every so easily assume Whittaker heems Israel?He is a good anti grappler like Aldo. But those guys are in trouble against striking specialists. Since Whittaker doesnt shoot takedowns, Israel is free to use his entire arsenal.
>>92088404No he was a tactless meme brawler who could take shots. >>92088429Idiot
Khabib has fought strikers for sure but has he ever went up against a Just Bleed fighter?Al is probably the closest and he did better than most against khabib. Dustin said he would use "the right amount of crazy" so I think he's going to go JUST FUCKING BLEED and bust Fhatbib up. It'll be like rocky iv when once drago gets a cut on his face he is brought back to mortality.
>>92088486t. Jon Jones
>>92087646all cans mateneeds to fight dudes like Silva and GastelumHere's the future, deal with it you butthurt aspies
>>92088480Israel is a chinlet
https://jrelibrary.com/upcoming-guests/>April 15, 2019>Brendan Schaub>Stand-up comedian, retired mixed martial artistwill it be kino?
>>92088499you're not getting your money back cazzieaccept the loss, move on
>>92088527Israel almost got slept by a midget several times
I would heem Israel and Kelvin in the same night
>"heavy"weight>not even 300lbspathetic
>>92088565Im 700lbs, it rekt him
How does Bangkok ready Rountree fair against Jon Jones
>>92088532>I-I-Israel b-bb-but h-h-he m-m-memegive it a rest you stupid cunthe owned, so did Gastelum. great fight
>>92088578The leg kicks will land
>>92088589He's a chinlet, face it
>>92088600Gastelum throws bombs, you lost money and are STILL seethingHow long till your monthly cheque m8?Mate who went to your shithole reckons eggs are pretty cheap, go buy a dozen
>>92088613t. butt mad Izzy fag
>>92087646>ALL-AMERICAN CHRISTIAN FAMILY MAN FROM LOUISIANA WITH A HOT WIFE >VS. MUSLIM RUSSIAN FROM BUMFUCKISTAN WITH TOWEL WIFECan't wait for the memes
>>92088624bow to your god
>>92088635Khabib will wrestlefuck Pee Head so hard cucks like you will convert to Islam.
>>92088641Literally KO'd by a midget
>>92088509He talks about sucking dick within 5 minutes of any podcast he is on. 85% of the time within the first two minutes. It's safe to say that he has an obsession
>>92088526Eryk CANders in on a 4-fight losing streak now if I'm not mistaken. Lyoto, Marreta, Theodoru, and now Rountree. What a bum. Just fuck off to bare knuckle already.
>>92088635lolpoirier losing is a forgone conclusion so save the reddit shit
>>920886583 fight you turbo cazzie
>>92088649Way ahead of you champ
What are the odds poirier wins against khabib?
>>92088658>yo so you finna beat my ass again?
Thawts on Brendan Schaub?
>>92088658Buddies for life
>>92088673this is why i wanted max to win not dustin, not because i dont like dustin but because i thought max would have a bigger chance of beating khalabeeb
Johnny heems Jones
>>92088706But did you see Max? He clearly would get ragdolled by Khabib, at least Porier is big enough to contest the aggressive style.
>>92088706Max has no power, which means his chances of beating Khabib are even worse than those of Poirier, i.e. they're in the fucking negative values.
Conor flushes Max, this is fact
>>92088706for sure max is a world beater at 155, khabib would have got slept
More like Dustin Poorier lmao
>>92088739More like Dustbin Poopier lmao
Is MMA just violent gay porn for deeply closeted individuals? I've noticed that most of the fans are of the hipster-beard variety who don't follow or enjoy any other sport. Just this one where two guys, wearing nothing but very tight briefs, grapple each other and roll around on the floor until one of them submits to the other in a sort of top/bottom relationship.
Anybody else found it odd that there was such a big push for Max to move up when he only has a 5'9" reach? It's almost Artem tier.
So will DC be cheering on his AKA brother Khabib or his hometown buddy Poirier?
>>92088736>/pol/ posting because youre a stupid cazziecringe
>>92088768i know you're mexican cos you dont understand english lad
I'd /heem/ Israel's prostate in under 10
>>92088763Khabib because dc is reddit incarnate
How can chinlets even compete?
>>92088787you just know he's a strict sub bottom
>>92088756This is the post
why do you fags still underrate Poirier this guy has beaten Pettis, Alvarez, Gaethje who everyone loves and now Holloway and you niggers still don't give him his fair due. don't be stupid /heem/. be serious.
oh for sure
>>92088652height advantage doesn't exist
>>92088816>PettisShit tier>AlvarezLiterally flushed by some can in ONE>GaycheeseChinlet>HollowayCut babby
>>92088816Because while this division is exciting, it's all meaningless until Tony beats Khabib. Everyone else will lose.
>>920888163/4 of them are cans and the other one is a featherweight framelet
Someone post THAT webm of Adesanya already
>>92088842Tony struggled against a staph-infected Kevin Lee, Tony vs Khabib will be reminiscent of Cain vs Ngannou
>>92088756Brit on vacation here. I can confirm I enjoy mma for the male domination part of it. Love seeing guys like Yoel with his bbc just beat on little white boys. I imagine I’m the white guy gettin the shit kicked out of him cause I asked him to stop fucking my girlfriend who loves the bigger stronger more fertile black man
>>92088861what a shit comparisonsperg beat his inner demonshe has ascended
>>92088861Ok. CoolHook Em!
>>92088658I really like Usman's fashion sense
>>92088837no, you are wrong.
>>92088880Im literally right though
>>92088871he's been photographed wearing that blazer so many times, dude's a broke bum
>>92088876Fer sure dawg you are correct but what you said was not correct
>>92088891lmao he's getting revved
>>92088717>>92088728You don't need power to beat Khabib. If Max establishes a range and goes to the body he can gas Khabib by the 3rd and make him look like an ogre by the 5th.
>>92088886no don't make me angry
>>92088901oh for sure 100%, max would be khabibs toughest matchup. all the tools
I invented dustbin poopier
>>92088899All I'm tryna say is that sometimes a bee stings and yewl be fine, 'nless yer 'llergic then yer toast
>>92088934i'm mad now.
Reactivate that fucking chip
>>92088904>>92088917Khabib still cuts a great deal of weight and I was very impressed by Max's cardio and chin against Poirier, so even if Khabib takes him down for a round or 2, I fully expect him to fight all rounds, unlike Conor.
>>92087646That's the problem though, most guys that go on a tear without going through adversity often wind up getting derailed hard.Big fish in a small pond type of deal. Remember Doo Hoo Choi giving Swanson and Stephens hell despite losing but he probably wrecks everyone in his gym and as a result can't fight going backwards or has any lateral movement.
>>92088495>Al is probably the closest and he did better than most against khabib.That's because Khabib was playing with his food and decided to go Muhammad Ali on Al. Mendes begs him to grapple at least half the round and he takes down Al right exactly there.>implying Al didn't decide to just eat jabs because he was batshit scared of the takedownPlus Al has an underrated grappling background and wrestled. Dustin has nothing special though, he's not that far above against Khabib in any aspect of the game which will turn him into another Johnson or Barboza.
>>92088652for sure he was out cold should've stopped the fight
>>92088480Whittaker broke Romero's orbital bone and beat him twice. >Israel is free to use his entire arsenalIsrael nearly got finished by Gastelum's same old one-two combo. Whittaker is more versatile and has more pop to his strikes.>>92088499He's definitely has a weaker chin than most and doesn't respond well to pressure. He has heart at least right until the 4th round where Gastelum decided emulate Soukhamthath's and Overeem's fight IQ.>Let us grapple and stall while the other dude is about to get finished by strikes>>92088532That midget is a strong midget that can lights out most of the division. Too bad he's a tamale fat fuck and gasses even during his cardio training and throws the same combo over and over again.
Whittaker flushed Israel in a round
i invented peaches
I hear all this talk of Whittaker/Adesanya but everyone is missing the key aspect of this match-up: Bobby has the old belt design and all the power that endows. Bobby trashes voltron belt bitch israel
>>92089105Do they have their pit?
>>92089108every single one b
>657 strikes, 0.5 knockouts>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus>Darrell "I have dayjob" Horcher tapped to his G'n'P! That guy is a rock, that's why khabib practices it in every embedded video, to break guys like him. And only him!>0 legit fights, no opponent had non gatekeeper career after, Al is unironically best opponent and could hold 5 rounds on short notice(You) now know why the mighty undefeated champion khabitch "savage eagle" nurgaymedov never talked about moving to WW and proving the world he's the best crotchsniffin wrasler.
>>92088480Israel has had trouble with guys bitzing in (Vettori and Silva) so Whittaker's Karate style could give him problems
>>92089003Problem with Max is that Khabib will probably sub the shit out of him. Remember, the only reason the fight went past the second round with Canor is because he threw that illegal knee to save himself from getting his shoulder destroyed by Khabib's kimura. Khabib could very well take Max down in the first, grind him and soften him up a bit with GnP, then take him down in the second, transition to side control and kimura the shit out of Max.Khabib has an extremely underrated sub game. He was a triangle and armbar machine before he started fighting in the UFC and won the NAGA WW world championship not via simple laynpray, but by subbing his opponents as well and these were expert division (purple-black belts) BJJ world championship finalists, not some can strikers with no knowledge of the ground game. The reason why Khabib doesn't go for subs very often in the UFC is because he values position over submission. In his mind, going for an armbar when you have top control in the UFC is absolutely fucking retarded, since a failed attempt will cost you top position which is risky and Khabib doesn't want to take unnecessary risks. He's very similar to Arona in this regard - both master submission grapplers, but both prefer position over submission, because it's safer. The deal with the kimura, though, is the fact that's it's safe, since a failed kimura from side control is not going to cost you top position. This is why the kimura is Khabib's go to submission in the UFC.If someone manages to actually put Khabib on his back, he's going to surprise a lot of cazzies with his BJJ skills (even though he doesn't even train BJJ, lmao).Start watching from 3:30:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s7c4fXGLqw&t=3m30sTL;DR: Khabib subs Max in the second.
>>92089107That meme was exposed when Kamaru bested Woody
>M-Max is the FW GOAT!!!>gets wrestleraped by Conor>gets dominated by the guy Conor sparked >A-Aldo is the FW GOAT!!!>gets starched in 13 seconds>gets flushed by toilet Max>b-b-bu-but Khabib!!!>b-but Floyd!!!
New open mat, ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qva978TSnX0
>>92088745that shirt seals it
>>92089116The eternally anally ravaged snownigger empties his bowels as he shakes in fits of impotent rage over the fact that ethnic Russians are worthless cans who will never hold a UFC belt.
>>92089131A lot of khabibs subs are from the bottom funny enough. He almost did it in one of his ufc matches (the one with 21 takedowns)He has both good wrestling AND ground game. This is a huge difference coz even guys like yoel have Olympic tier wrestling, they couldn't hold anyone down for long.But somehow Conor is more well rounded according to cassies for some reason.
Some Brendan once told me the world was gonna roll me
Dechipped Tony heems Khabib
>>92089074he got wrestle fucked by Magny for 3 rounds and still came back and dropped him in the 4th and 5th. his cardio isn't the problem
>>92089193Yep, Khabib's biggest strength is that he is a complete MMA grappler. Not a wrestler with shit sub defense, not a BJJ nigger with no takedowns, but a master grappler who combines elite wrestling with elite sub defense and sub game.
>>92089205Plot twist: There are 2 chips
>>92089192This. Hasnt been a "good" Russian slav fighter since Fraudor, and all he did was crush Pride cans in worked matches and get exposed by some Brazilian goof
wejk app jackare its all åver
Dustin wins the rematch
>>92089131You are probaly right in that Khabib could sub Max if he gets mount, but Max could still avoid Khabib's shots and stay away from the fence until Khabib gets tired.
>>92089046Lol he wrestled in high school amazing!!! So did Dustin, also a very talented black belt
>>92089315Yes, as we all know Khabib gets tired very easily
>>92089193Do you understand that the reason he can't hold the guys is because they are all fucking strong? It's jot because his inability to do so. It's impossible to hold a guy like Bobert on the ground
>>92089315Diving in for a single leg is too easy and unpredictable for any fighter to not have to deal with the TDs. It took Khabib 20 seconds against Conor to find the opportunity in the first round.
I'm gonna need your HONEST opinion on why Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time
>>92089315>until Khabib gets tired.stopped reading there
>>92089315My man, Max's entire style is walking forward while spamming square-triangle for those 1-2-1-2 Tekken combos. Problem is, the more aggressive you are, the more likely you're going to get taken down, since a grappler can change levels, duck under your punches and take your ass down. Max would need to completely change his fighting style, stay on the outside and try to keep Khabib at range while utilizing his reach (which he doesn't even have at LW). I don't see Max fighting smart, the guy doesn't even gameplan for his fights. He's a great fighter, but he's also a quintessential just bleed brainlet and while his style works great against other strikers who can't put him away with raw power like Pee Head did, he will get ragdolled by actually elite wrestlers.
>>92088495For sure, my dude. You are going to 'out crazy' a man from Dagestan.
>>92089335>>92089350If Max lands the bodyshots I was talking about then he will get tired.
>>92089355You sound incredibly cuckedStop listening to joe rogan, he's making you think the dagestani are supermen savages
>>92089357oh for sure those pillowfists would absolutely drain khabibs stamina
>>92089354Max stays on the outside weaving in and out plenty looking for pull counters and laterally moving. He wouldn’t be changing much and it’s moreso how he’s fought his career than anything. His jab body punches and body kicks are his range finders and im pretty sure he’s actually got a reach advantage on khabib even if minuscule
>>92089393>Max stays on the outside weaving in and out plenty looking for pull counters and laterally moving.Just like he did against peehead, amirite?
>>92089247This is the man who will end Israel.
>>92089333He also trains in Serra-Longo and they have connections with great BJJ dudes in NYC. He's not a grappling scrub like Conor. Lee couldn't do jack shit to Al even though the internet was harping on Lee being one of Khabib's greatest threat.
>>92089371First worlders will never get it. It's different. Dagestanis would literally mob up and kill anyone that did them dirty, western cucks will literally let their children by raped and not do shit about it.As a military vet that has spent a bit of time in some real shitholes, you have no idea how soft you are. You can beat these guys, but you're not going to do it by trying to test their mental toughness.
>>92089305He looks like thin Fatselum
Wonderboy heemed Whitakerbut pettis heemed wonderboydoes this mean that pettis an be a middleweight champ?
Can we all just admit that Holloway doesn't have the t-rex reach he's listed at? You can obviously tell when he's fighting that it's normal for his height. Remember that Anderson Silva used to list his height at 5ft 11 to throw off opponents
Champs by the end of 2019HW>MagumboLHW>Johnny WalkerMW>WhittakerWW>UsmanLW>KhabibFW>VolkanovskiBW>MarlonFW>Deleted division
>>92089357>If Max lands the bodyshotsHow does one land bodyshots from the bottom while being delicately dissected by GNP Cain Velasquez style?
>>92089399Are you saying Khabib fights exactly like Poirier? Hunny persent
>>92089417He had Al in a lot of tough spots. It was a very competitive fight
>>92089446For sure, my man, Max is a footwork munster. That's why he got punched in the head 100 times by a BJJ nigger.
Why can't cazzies just cope and accept Khabib isn't losing?
conor heems tony stiff
>>92089444>magumbono, DC will still be waiting to fight brock>walkerno, jones won't fall for his meme shit>whittakeryes>usmanaskren*>khabibyes>volkanovskimaybe>marlonhenry
Thawts on Brendan Schaub? https://streamable.com/tl92y
>>92089464Especially the last round when Al was raging on him and yelling. The look on Kevin "All I think about is Khabib" Lee was amusing.
>>92089481Usman will outmuscle Fatskren, he made the beefcake Woodley look like a sick child.
>>92089490Why does Schaub talk like a retard? He's getting on that Rogan conspiracy methhead regiment as well.
>>92089469So you just concede your argument? Okay. I was only going 10% tho
>>92089495Herb Dean will make sure Askren wins by the silliest of chokes
>>92089490Thaughlts on Tubert Schmeg?
>>92089495Thats because Tyquil twice pulled for a guillotine for no apparent reason. Askren would choke Martys ass lifeless like flushed Maia almost did if not for another Goddard special
Is this real?Did CM Punk go 0-2 in an old man blue belt BJJ division? Is he allergic to winning?
>>92089507I don't want to argue with you further, because if I do, I'm going to call you a nigger and worse and I don't want to do that, because you're a fan of Max and Max is a great down to Earth dude.
Prime derek would heem ngannou
>>92089527The fuck was Goddard thinking in that fight? Usman landing bodyshots and knee while holding Tyrone on the cage>It's a fight Kamaru
>>92089553Gillespie is legit good. I'm the biggest Khabib's fangirl on this board, but even I have to admit that Gillespie is the only one at LW who can potentially outwrestle Khabib. The only problem with Gillespie is that he would be at a size and strength disadvantage and both are very important in grappling. Also, Khabib probably heems Gillespie on the feet.
>>92089527Tyron thinks he knows how to do an arm in guillotine for some reason. I've seen him try this before, to zero effect. He tried it in one of the wonderboy fights, I think he just gassed his arms out squeezing.For sure the arm in is a tricky one to master. He might get taps from guys in the gym that just don't want their neck cranked by his gigantic arms, but clearly he needs work there.I suggest John Danaher's Enter the System: Front Headlock. Teaches you a lot about how to properly apply the arm in, and also what to do if it's not working.
>>92089536You’re preemptively poisoning the well and damage controlling for your own inability to make a coherent argument
>>92089553I like Gregor but I need to see more from him against some higher ranked guys because I'm not fully sold
>>92089585Keep in mind, Khabib himself has yet to fight an elite grappler in MMA.
>>92089553khabib retires way before gillespie is anywhere near a title shot
>>92089580I've already made my argument, you've just chosen to ignore it. Max demonstrated zero footwork against Ortega and Poirier, but for sure he's going to fly around the octagon like Ali when he fights Khabib.
>>92089590For sure Khabib is a can of a wrestler my guy
>>92089595You mad you german spaz
>>92089596What does that have to do with my post, Mo?
>>92089515Beast for sure
>>92089594End of 2020?
>Fighter gets knocked down and receives a few punches >Recovers and wins the fight >Fans unironically complain about it not being stopped Is this the most retard way fans react? I thought people wanted fights to be realistic. If they recover they recover
>>92089601For sure Kevin Lee would have Khabib in deep waters my guy
>>92089608Khabib is rumored to retire in 3 fights.PoirierTonyGaycheeseThen he retires as the LW GOAT.
>>92089606Why does Tiber look more... uh 'ethnic' than his dad?
>>92089608He will fight two more times: one in September and one in December
>>92089590>Khabib.... you don't remember what happened. Luckily you have me here to remind you. You shot for the takedown but you quickly got put to sleep, just like the Chechens put all your Dagestani ratfuck brothers to sleep. BOOM roasted.
>>92089568>Gillespie is legit goodHe's fun to watch but he's too static when he's striking. Stands and bangs too much. Subs are good but it's against low ranking guys. Would love to see him tear through the top but I doubt it. I think he'll eventually get clocked good.
>>92089612Fans have become conditioned to early stoppages now. They started happening and then they were defended on ESPN/FOX so cazzies would echo the same sentiments and now even shit stoppages are looked at as fine
>>92089627>Askren>finishing>anyone>by strikes of all thingsIs this how DMT feels like?
>>92088393>>92087646lmfao mma fans are full of weirdos
>>92089639We're in a new JUST BLEED era. Refs are going to let you take some major CTE these days. Before they would stop it if you got rocked once and then hit again. Now they are letting guys spend entire rounds rocked and getting tagged.
Boston Salmon was robbed
>>92089657if by before you mean like 1 year ago then sureHow new are you? Look up earlier UFC from years back
>>92089627Khabib-Askren would be kino. Too kino for this world, which is why it won't happen.
>>92089662from which store?
>>92089652>implying you can't get put to sleep by submissionJust ask your boy Robbie he'll gladly tell you. If he remembers that is
>>92089590>>92089590Yaquinta legit has elite ground game. His jitz a little moreso than his wrassling. He looked great on the ground against Lee, who has just as crushing top game as Khabib. The fact that Al took the Khabib fight on short notice and he was training for 3 rounds against Felder makes a big difference.
>>92089662That stoppage was unironically early
>>92089673He was out longer than robbie was
>>92089670kek, good post
>>92089680I'm not saying Al doesn't have a ground game, but Gillespie was a 4 time D1 all americanAl wrestled some D3
>>92089595You didn’t make an argument. You just said “lol max sucks xDD!” by ignoring his entirety of his career and comparing Khabib to two fighters he fights absolutely nothing like. And Max did use great footwork against Ortega and Poirier, the latter of which being better doesn’t negate this nor mean Khabib would execute the same gameplan This is pretty simple but socially stunted autists like yourself crave self-gratification and the last word than any meaningful dialogue.
>>92089673Robbie sure stood up fast and alert after all that deadly Askren choke. Go ask Herb Dean how a choke actually works.
Khabib will literally never ever fight an elite wrestler in his life ever, he is even running from bjj guys like Tony, he is a bum and a fraud and Gooby wins the rematch
>>92089680>legit elite ground gameAbsolute cringe. Is this the cope muslims have to try to sell towelboys hype?
>>92089708>does a bit of in and out then stands directly in front of Ortega and eats shots from the third round on>stands in front of Poirier the second he gets rocked right at the beginning of round 1 and stays in front of him for the entire fightbravo Maximilian
>>92089717Come on dude. I know you're baiting but the NYC BJJ scene is insanely talented especially with Renzo's contacts. Serra's always utilized these guys.
>>92089728absolute MMMMMMMMUNSTERS for sure b
I invented Darren Till
>>92089728This is true. Serra is a Renzo blackbelt, and Renzo has the best contacts in submission grappling. Pic related.
>>92088480Because Whittaker will be kicking, kicking, kicking.He doesn't have to worry about Romero's wrestling, or Jacare's groundgame.
Whittaker 28 years oldAdesanya 29wtf
How quickly would a cockney gangster heem prime Ngannou?
>>92089779Gastelum is 27
>>92088480I dont see Israel's shots hurting Whittaker to be honest.
>sends you back to anime town
>>92089763*ting ting ting*Hold on, I've got a few things to say.Fuck Gordon RyanFuck The SystemFuck heel hooks (they don't work btw)...and most of all...FUCK John Danaher!
>>92089760you didn't do a very good job
>>92088480Whitaker's chin has been deleted. He will sleep. Soon. Our gay African boy will floss over the belt soon enough.
>>92089771Bobert needs to improve his elbow game. His rotates easily and it's essential technique against guys who like to clinch.
>>92089726Yeah, he weaved in and out on Ortega and then stood in front of him to embarrass him when Ortega presented no threat anymore. But for sure my guy. Khabib “The Diamond” Poirier is a munster boxer
New vid from based renerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnPz7tHDDzM>>92089824Israel vs Paulo is the ultimate 4chan vs reddit fight.
>>92089728Yeah im baiting so hard by not calling some above average grappler absolutely elite. Eat shit you stupid fuck
>heems The Last Cockbender>forces Crunchyroll into bankrupcty>De La Rivas then leglocks Hayao Miyazaki to death>buys out all Toei anime properties including Dragon Ball and One Piece, immediately cancels them>Makes rape allegations on the creator of the last airbender, makes sure there are no sequel series>buys and destroys all Japanese-English dictionaries so that no one can ever translate subs again>introduces the Japanese to Family Guy
>>92089869uhhhh, yeah, I'm thinking this is cringe
>>92089843Based RenerHe taught me how to tie my bjj trousers so I am eternally in his debt
>>92089789The guvnor actually had a losing record
>>92089869he was literally watching boku no pico in an embedded episode and said that chico is best girl
>>92089891So where did he fit in to all of this?
>>92089869Stylebender isn't a weeb, he's a wannabe. Calling Naruto and Avatar anime is like calling panda express chinese food. Rob is a true weeb>>92089906
Oleinik > OvereemJacare > HermanssonYaquinta > CerroneFree money
https://twitter.com/stylebender/status/1117795336070811650okay I'm not a homophobe but he just fucking needs to admit he's gay already. Just admit it Israel and we can move on
Name a main event fight from 2016 to now. I bet I have a webm of it.
>>92089931>Oleinik > Overeem
>>92089932Holy shit that white dude he was dancing with is actually his gay lover lmaoooo
>>92089954Paige vs WatersonDerrick Lewis vs Shamil AbdurakhimovLineker vs DodsonCome on cazzie
whats boston salmons endgame
>>92089960Oleinik dropped Hunto, what do you think he's going to do to Overeems potato chin
>>92089926Bobby is a man who knows there is a time and place for his hobbies, whereas Israel has literally naruto ran inside the octagonhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BfcgoS-h46p/?taken-by=robwhittakermma
>>92089968Definitely some Massa/Slave shit going on here
>>92089977Miss it and get KO'd
>>92089970Nope I don't have any of those sry
>>92089968I got the impression that he was going come out after the fight but ended up pussying out
>>92089992Dude dont ever post again
>>92089982Plus gamers are WAY MORE powerful than gay weebs desu
>>92089886Same. Legit had no idea you had to pull out to the sides before you put them through the loops.
Name a bigger can than Boston Salmon
>>92090010its tough maaancody pfister mayyyybe?but cody didnt have that fucking npc face I'm so confuuused
>>92090010That dude who's brother killed himself and then got trashed
Can someone redpill me on interim belts?The guy acts like they are the championThey get treated like they are the championEveryone says that they are the ChampionBut really they are the number 1 contender for the actual champion.Yet the actual champion doesn’t have to fight the interim champion, even though they are the number 1 contender?
>all this Khabib PED accusationlel stay mad, his only performance enhancer is Allah on his corner, sodomites eternally BTFOjust accept that he's a beast, he wrestler bears as a child you know
>>92090034Literally was just about to say thisRyan MacDonald guy came out as if he wanted to be reunited with his bro. Got his legs heemed into oblivion
>>92090055imagine a Fat Tony(lol) his chin would literally be invincible
>>92089568>Kebab fangirlDoes It have anything to do with your skin colour, my "german" friend?
>>92090065In another world Tony is pushing 200, fighting in Thailand and chopping up ladyboys on the weekend
>>92090055Realistically and psychologically Tony's best chance is immediately pulling guard on khabib. He will be in a worse position when he gets dropped and wrestled so he may as well start off on the ground fresh and unheemed. Khabib isn't ready for tenth planet b
imagine yourself for a moment wearing this fucking t-shirtalso I request that bostonsalmon(dot)c o m will be included in the next OP for news
>>92090085>tfw your website gets heemed out of existence
>>92090083100%, Khabib will be in unfamiliar territory from top position in an MMA fight.
wake up Israel
>>92090085>1 (one) like
>>92090085>>92090112Back in the past Dillashaw's website domain actually expired and it was available for purchaseSomeone on /heem/ posted it but no one took it upWould've been memes
>>92089843Costa is based as fuck
Heh, you thought you flushed me Israel? Think again.
On a card that starts with Face The Pain- Tony wins and cuts khabib to ribbonsOn a card that starts with some gay shit- Khabib wrestlefucks to a decisionTony is my boy but he needs all the JUST BLEED energy he can get.
Hey bros, please follow me on Instagram :))https://instagram.com/dapperscrappers
>>92090196Gastelum remains unflushed, he didn't take that much damage. He's gonna end up flushing himself though if he doesn't stop the cheeseburgers and actually cut down to his proper division, because he's a fucking manlet at MW
lol dude boston salmon xDDDDDDDDDDD pls giv upboars :DDDD
>>92090207Lmao absolutely fucking MOGGEDCringejudo has been quickly making a case for boyhood in the last while
>>92090211>didnt take that much damageoh one hundy purshent my guy
>>92090198Whey will never fight
>>92089824>Has 4 wins in the UFC against 2 Joe Schmo's, USADA'd Hendricks, and Uriah "I peaked 6 years ago during the Ultimate Fighter" Hall.>Thinking based Stylebender is shit for winning against 6 opponents during a timespan which he fought just one time, against 1 Schmo, 1 Wrestlefucker juiceboi, 1 big beast of a fighter, 1 skilled wrestle fighter who is kind of a can but at least better than Hendricks, 1 Middleweight GOAT who has only lost to champs since 2006, and 1 hard hitting MW who Retired the Last lineal MW champ.
>>92090265I like Costa but he for sure doesnt have a resume as good as Israel's, nor do I think he beats Israel.
>>92090265Please use more reddit spacing this is an eyesore
I have a weird feeling that we're entering the Salmon era boyz
>>92087723>happy wife, happy life
>>92089305You stole my gimmick.
>>92090310I improved it.
>>92090312No you stole it, you're a fraud and a band-wagoner
>Frank Shamrock: Inaugural UFC Lightweight Champion - 4 title defenses, also Inaugural WEC and Strikeforce Champion>Benson Henderson: UFC Lightweight Champion - 3 title defenses>Frankie Edgar: UFC Lightweight Champion - 3 title defensesNot in the UFC Hall of Fame>Michael Bisping: 0 title defenses>Matt Serra: 0 title defenses>Rich Franklin: 2 title defensesMost recent UFC Hall of Fame inducteesUFC Hall of Fame: "Am I a joke to you?"
>>92090348How's this for a plot twist, I'm not even the guy who posted it, I just responded to your accusation for a laughHehehe
>>92090357>Gets exposed by stylebendingsmdh
Adesanya has made mistakes, such as using a gay slur directed toward Brunson.But in a world where so many fighters either make it intensely personal or deadpan about how each fight is just another business trip, Adesanya's lust for life and MMA radiates through the screen.
>>92090291Don't like that style of beard. Makes him look older and gayer.
I'm gonna say it /heem/ and you're not going to like it. Paulo Costa is overrated.
>>92090363>Michael Bisping: 0 title defensesare you intoxicated?
Mexican chin status: deletedCTE status: acquired
>>92090384>Adesanya has made mistakes, such as using a gay slur directed toward Brunson.Think he should be kicked out of the UFC and arguably face jail time, to be honest.And he should be put on the hatecrime register. Do we have one of those yet? Does NZ have one? If not we really need a hatecrime register for everyone who has ever said anything not acceptable to someone.
>>92090394decisioning a literal 60 yo man ranked 13 in the division and almost being ko'd by him doesn't count as a defense
>>92089490hes a can
>>92090428he got his win back, puts him in the based column for me
>>92090394Sorry forgot about prehistoric HendoESPN seems to have Rockhold and Bisping confused, easy mistake, both are cans
>>92090409Thought that was a normal picture of Mike Perry
>>92090455Can you post the one where he rocks the gay bear looking dude but then gets heemed in the ensuing brawl, and when he's on the ground he's trying to grab at the air with his feet up. Kino.
>>92090310You only ever had the interim gimmick buddy.
>>92090492Why is ESPN using that old ass pic of Bisping?
Schaub is scheduled for JRE todayWill it be legendary?
>>92090594We'll know if Joe wears the shirt
>tfw in my prime i would have been UFC Champ
Did anyone watch THE GOLD STANDARD on JRE? It seems so awkward, is Herb on some herb?
>>92090683Yeah it was based he's truly the best
>>92090683Herb has advanced CTE from his fighting days
>>92088864this ain’t it.
>>92089996What’s this, then? #dickpride is basically coming out without actually saying the words “I am a homosexual”
>Khabib has Allah>Romero has GEE-SUHS>both nattyIs religion>PEDs confirmed?
>>92089531>Is this real?>Did CM Punk go 0-2 in an old man blue belt BJJ division? Is he allergic to winning?he got a bronze medal!
noob here, what does heem mean?
Good afternoon /heem/, I hope you're training today.
>>92090795this is such a good webm
>>92090291>leather snakeskin print pantsvery trashy, completely based
>>92090795One of the more historic mma webms, three ufc triple champs in one room
>>92088378I'll probably fall asleep watching Khabib lay on Porier. Soccer kicks should be legal to stop boring lay n pray.
Will Izzy pull a Tyler and come out of the closet while denying that he's gay? That kind of feels like what's gonna happen. Apparently that guy he's hugging is his Manager so who knows
>>92088404He was big before I started watching closley, but just check his record. He was 20-3 in 20006, with alot of notable names on his resume, so alot of those wins were on the highest level (inlcuding a handfull of title defences)
>>92090783Romero is overrated
>>92089798depends a bit on how comprimised Bobby s after those fights with the natty goat Yoel. His chin can be fucked
>>92090196Nice gyno fag
>>92090891Weakest chin in mma ever?
>>92090931*blocks your path*
>>92090931we've seen a fair few guys get heemed by jabs
>>92090931For sure I agree but I also disagree
>>92090958Who knew the only thing that could defeat Cody was a right hand
>>92090958One day Cody's son will watch his fights and subsequently lose any respect he had for his father
Post your combat credentials. I'll start:>6'2">180lbs>2 Stripe Blue Belt>Muay thai for 3 years
>>92090891Thanks Nemanja Vidic you are a bro
>>92090990>>6'2">>180lbsSHOO HUNGRY SKELETON
>>92090958Yeah but shaub gets heemed with a slap almost in that webm, looked like it had no power behind it
>>92090997>>92091004now post your body
>>92091005Schaub gets heemed by heavyweights, Cody gets heemed by people the size of literal childreb
>>92091016I'm too busy cumming to your tummy
>>92091025you cum when I say you can cum, Muhammed
>>92091016You look short and flabby. I'd stay at range and gas you out with my jab.
>>92091018This, people talk shit but Schaub would absolutely heem 99% of people even in his current state
I cant be KO'd, how does this make you feel
>>92090794hairy eastern european men
>>92091050*heems you anyways*
>>92090794Put him to sleep Him to sleepHim sleepHeem Heemy sleepy
>>92090931Johnathon Gouley, James Thompson, Marvin Eastman.
>>92090363Frankie is still fighting you retarded zilch and Benson was a no dimes unmemorable vanilla midget who is still fighting and in smellator
>>92091050>I shoot a double leg takedown like Brock Lesnar and we fly across the cage >Pin your legs like Khabib, slowly make my way up to full mount >Ground and pound your face until it looks like a pile of mince meat >Repeat x5 (Because I'm champion of course)Pshh nothin personnell kid
>>92091093>poke you in the eye>stomp on your toes>kick you in the kneeGood fight brother
>>92091050*makes you hit me with a 12-6 elbow thus DQing you*
Rate pic relatedShould I go for it?
>>92091168Whatever/10 only the ass matters
>>92091168Depends on how ugly you are
>>92091168crazy eyes/10, go for it anyway
>>92091168bag her(?) head. it's all about the body.
>>92090713>you have been visited by the shirt of truth bombs and early retirementsfluidity and elite striking will come to you only if you post itt "thank you based Hogan"
>>92091197"thank you based Hogan"
>>92091208Go for it
>>92091168I can see some shades of Karolinathat painted eyebrow and corpse heavy makeup is a red flag thoughI would say have some booze and weed and go for it
>>92091230My friends made fun of me for considering it and said she looks ugly, but I honestly don't see anything wrong with her. I thought I was missing something.
>>92091263She looks fine, honestly. I think it's the norm for people to chat shit about people that aren't stunning when looking at photos. We truly live in a society
>>92091263She looks like she could be a bit chubby, but she doesn’t look awful or anything. Typical British woman to me.
>>92091319> typical British woman No head scarf or hijaab
>>92089145Can't deny you have a point145 is goobs weightclass without a doubt and he should have gone back down after flushing eddie
>>92091335Gooby dies if he tries to make 145 again
>>92091319I think she is polish t.b.h
>>92091341he shouldn't have done so much liftingprecision beats power
>>92091341he'd make it fine, he's never even weighed more than 170he's a manlet in denial, never should have gone up against the big boys
>>92091263>My friends made fun of me for considering itJust fuck your friends, brah
WHAT IS UP MY BUDDEHSHOW ARE THE HEEMS TREATING YOU?WHAT FIGHTS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
>>92091427Guida v BJ
>>92091431BJ is literally going to be beaten to death
>>92091385>buying into the tree times my size memecringe. hes the same height as tyron woodley
>>92091444Tyron Woodley is 200lbs you berkby that logic he could be heavyweight champ seeing as cormier is only an inch taller
>>92091443look, MMA is crazy, anything can happen
>>92091444>height is weight
>>92091456well yes*moves closer to the mic*anyone above 5'6 should fight in HW
>>92091443>The day of reckoning has come, Baby Jay. Nothing can save you now.
>>92091456you called him a manlet who shouldn’t be at lightweight. i’m saying people the same height have been successful in higher weight classes, his height isn’t an excuse
>>92091559Fucking finally now we can put a big beautiful mosque there instead
>>92091559More room for refugees, win win
>>92091559Wasn't Khabib's butt buddy just in Vienna?
>>92091559Surely a tragic accident
>>92091559and that's a good thing, here's why...
>>92091630The Notre Dame is in italy m8
>>92091559Based. Can't wait until they put a mosque there.
>>92091630i went to public school but let me just say>the absolute state of the american education system
>>92091581Dustin will heem Khabib for all of Christianity
>Khabib thought Max and Edson were the same >He thinks Al and Dustin are the same and stands with Dustin
>>92091661>>92091694>wasn't khabibs bro within 8 hours driving of there?>HURRRR YOU THINK NOTRE DAME IS IN VIENNA, I AM BIG BRAIN MAN AND I LAUGH NOW
>>92091197thank you based Hogan
>>92091814Kelvin wins the rematch
>I was willing to die out thereIs there a more annoying, a more vulgar cliche?
>>92091814he spars with light heavyweights and heavyweights according to him in his interview with arielhow long until he is fully flushed and deleted?
Uhh...should we be worried?
>>92091559was it (((jet fuel)))?
>>92092054My guess is that they put some shit down on the roof and it caught on fire due to powerful sunlight
More like Notre Flame, amiright?
You know, Quasimodo predicted this.
>>92089192Slavs r the best white fighters rn. In boxing slavs do very well
>>92092115He diddn prudict it But he hadda hunch
ben askren crushed the watermelons
>>92092259The watermelons win the rematch
>>92091726>following a false prophet
Kamal was fucking Khabib up before that lucky punch
>>92092436what the fuck is this thinglooks like he popped out of a living meme generator
>>92090787If there are only three people in your division and you lose all your matches, you get a bronze medal by default. 3rd out of 3 = bronze.
>>92092573I would love to see the Schmo approaching some nice Dagestani guys with that attitude
The only person to beat Israel.
>>92092728the italian borrachinha, paolo starches israel
>>92092772>borrachinhaDoesn't stand a chance against Israel, would lose to Marvin as well.
In many ways Amir Khan would flush the entire UFC
>>92092804but if he lands that left doe...
>be the most talented boxer on the roster>hit as hard as Rose NamajunasJUST
>>92089347Just straight up wrestling.
Do you have any thoughts on Brock's physical appearance/body at Wrestlemania 35?Asking only because he is fighting DC, of course.Doesn't look bad, to be honest. Compared to young Brock he is soft, but compared to most UFC heavyweights he still looks great.
>>92092728This is the night i found out anyone who hates Adesanya is just racist. This wasn’t even close, Israel clearly won yet incels raged about roiding spaghetti man getting robbed
>>92089804When is based Vinney gonna retire from mma and just become a full time grappler? He barley trains jiu jitsu and he’s unironically heeming world champion guys.
>>92089192Whiter than you Muhammad
>>92092922He's not fighting dc my dude
i dont think poirer was that good
>>92093026Yes, he is.
>>92092728JFK was assassinated bc he was trying to prevent Israel from getting a nuclear bomb.
>>92093026unfortunately he is, DC will retire before he fights a #1 contender and reddit will only cheer for him
>>92092573saw a pic of him a couple a days ago didnt care enough to checkbut watching now a couple of videos and dude is funnyi like whatever his shitck ishe has some good questions
Rogan: they were PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES going to meet the president...Jamie: actually they were college athletesRogan: Still... let's be real about that, college athletes should get paid!
>>92089824Costa is a brainlet, he would’ve been KO’d by Gastelum
Rogan is on but it's a boomer cawlmedian.
>>92093146Delusional to the max
BREAKINGnotre dame in Paris is burning
>>92093247Already posted muzzie
LOL NATTY PAULO IS SUCH A GOD LOOOOOOOL :DDDDDDDDDDPLS GIVE UPBOATS XDDDDDDDD
>Rogan shilling for open borders againHow fucking stupid can he be
>>92093247That's what those smelly frogs deserve for STILL not having legalized heems in the year of our lord 2019.
Was relentlessly kneeing and kicking a man in the stomach who just had 10 inches of colon removed the most redpilled gameplan of all time?UFC just put Brock vs Lesnar on youtubehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=E5_67WbyJUM
>It's a McGregor shares sychophantic proper 12 tweets and defends his horrible loss in several paragraphs while posting photos from fights he had 4 years ago episode Tired of these re-runs. Absolute JUST tier.
>>92093300Evading ban, reported
>>92093382He'll never win a fight again, absolutely flushed cardiolet and heartlet junkie. Feels good to have never fallen for the meme
>>92093440i do too
>>92088816he got beat by fucking michael johnson
>>92093555so did Tony, is he shit?
>>92088816still a can
>>92088901this guy is on point tho, khabib has no cardio and would gas out in the 3rd
>>92093568in many ways
Israel responded to Jones
>>92093279can he and snoozeman please stop with the african pride bullshit? Africa is a shithole and they knew if they ever would have visited it. (Both left africa when they were young so they see their past in nigeria thru a nostalgic filter)ALSO JUST NOTICEDever realised that italian shop always have a -ria at the end?pizze - ria : sells pizzapanette - ria : sells pane (bread)nige - ria : sells???
What is this "future of fighting" shit Dana keep bringing up?
>>92093594Just wait bro, it's insane what the guys at ESPN are doing, you gonna be mind blown
>>92093592Sells b-b-b-beasts of a peach
>>92088583>>92088583use this one
>>92093658I know you really want to be a personality valbong but please stop
>>92090990>186cm>91kg>having fights in lucid dreams and lifting
>>92091936based buffon, he will cry again when JJ wins the champions league this season
>>92093594UFC combat sports: mma, kickboxing, boxing, and other random combat sports
>>92091036The only thing that's getting gassed is you, you fucking auschwitz survivor.
>>92089490Talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded. The funniest thing Rogan has ever done is convince the world these two guys are even remotely funny/interesting
>>92088480>assuming whittaker wont wrestle an inferior grapplerWhy do people do this?