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Afg vs Ire

https://youtu.be/BrL7oE1Ko_M

NZ vs BL series cancelled
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I walked down the middle of Flinders Street the other day to take this picture, jeopardising my LIFE, and honestly it’s not that good
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>oooh we can't play because some people died a bit near us and we feel too sad
really have grown to disdain this modern generation of pampered sportsmen.
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>>91481694
another classic from straffGOD
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If phillip hughes was born in bangladesh would abbot have to resort to these kinds of drastic measures to get his man? how many matches has abbot played v bangladesh?
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Imagine being a Kiwi

IMAGINE
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1. Kill a handful of people from ethnic group I don't like
2. ???
3. ethnostate
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>>91481722
bit laboured this
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>>91481698
t. tough guy
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Being honest that shooting was kino.
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>>91481801
How's the throat lad
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bit tired because ive had cocks down it all morning
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bit gay
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bit homophobic
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>shooting was against humanity
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think it was pretty explicitly against islams.
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And that's a good thing.
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honestly surprised at the number of mudslime apologists on 4chan these days, /cric/ has been overrun by pissbourne subhumans
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>>91481883
just hate seeing innocent cunts getting killed m8
shouldn't happen anywhere
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>>91481883
shadilay my friend, it's like these p[eople dont realise islams are the enemy.. deus vult xDDDDDD based and redpilled massacre sure to help our cause. didnt come off like an embarrassing meme spouting loser at all hahahahaha BASED
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I'm a bit sad to be honest lads
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>>91481913
he couldn't have shot them if they stayed in their own country
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>>91481936
get some rest m8 disconnect from the net for awhile, we will still be here when you get back
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ah yes the second auto sage. Goodnight cric.
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>>91481936
Don't worry mate, you won't have to suffer long after Muhammad beheads you in a revenge attack
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>>91481942
This
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>ah if only there was a place where I could discuss my opinions on current events and project my fears and cowardice with like minded people! Oh well, better shit up /cric/
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Miss the BBL
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>uses the catalogue
>has the gall to call out anyone
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*hits your mosques for six*
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>>91482016
>front page
you don't even hide how dumb you are
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>>91482033
I miss it, but I also don't remember it. 2 points to whoever can remember who won it without looking it up
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what's wrong with the catalogue
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>>91481883
The British cuck was always here
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>>91482053
renegades m8 that stars choked in fantastic fashion
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*sharts on Muslim graves*
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>>91481815
based and redpilled
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>>91482049
>>91482036
How are them straws going boys? Got a firm grasp on them? you're just making shit up now, gate-keeping a community I want no part of.
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>>91481942

now this is edgy
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>gate-keeping a community I want no part of.
yikes get a grip on yourself
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>>91482105
> gate-keeping a community I want no part of

want to know how I know you're from reddit
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umm..ya so wats the latest on the nz-bang series bla x
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Absolutely seething newcunt doesn't even realise how he's exposing himself, lmao
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Poo Peeland couldn't handle the muscular banglaGOD banter
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>>91482174
^
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>>91482184
cheeky
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I've got a pretty good meme, one (you) and I'll post it. Sure to get a good laugh from you boys
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shan't
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>>91482184
weird flex but ok bla x
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oof
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>get's called out, can't explain themselves coherently

#1 & #3 can't even find the reply button due to their apoplectic autistic breadown while
#2 goes for the classic y-you're r-reddit responce like a good little NPC.

Absolutely pathetic how exposed you are. Just go back to the hugbox you massive faggots. See I'm such a nice guy I even put in some "reddit spacing" and puncuation mistakes to make your obvious replies even easier for you to type out.
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>>91482227
thanks for the shadow (you)

here's the meme as promised :D
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>>91482248
ur gay lmao
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>>91482248
What? Wrong thread mate?
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>>91482247
based pajeet
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a reasonable conclusion
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Where are all kiwi posters
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>>91482216
I expect much from you.
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>>91482294
72 virgins bla x
;_;
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Yep, he's a seething newcunt. Still doesn't understand why either, lol
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>>91482294
NZ issued a ban on 4chan and 4+4chan.
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>>91482335
one at the top of this thread blind cunt
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>>91482333
humour me projector virgin
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>>91482247
cheeky bhaanchood innit bla x
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>>91482248
Cheer up Muhammad, even though your Poo Peelander cousin Mohammad has died life will go on
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can you people having the autistic argument actually reply to each other properly rather than making these passive-aggressive posts along the lines of 'GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY, EH /CRIC/????'
its very confusing who is who and I don't know how to troll effectively
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>>91482247
Always trust Indians to be better at murdering Bangladeshis tbqh.
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charm of cric bla x
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uff
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shut up you blabbering fool
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>>91482016
Hopefully /pol/ will be deleted after this
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What's a good thing to do on a date if it's on Monday night? Just dinner and a movie?
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Get a load of this newcunt who actually quotes posts.
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>british muslim unable to follow discussion without direct links
crikey, maybe the strongest weapon against islam is the patented british inbreeding
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>>91482539
Pitch up some perfect leggies
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/pol/ is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, NPC, reddit, soiboy, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him /pol/ and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out."
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>>91482561
myth. we are naturally ugly and the muslims in this country are the most inbred of anyone so your insult doesnt even make sense
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So have the kiwis been b& or are they all asleep
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they have been blocked on the dns level so only the ones with IQ above 80 are able to get on
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>>91482602
I'm supposed to be fighting in chch next weekend.
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>>91482637
how are you posting here? I saw a post on twitter from someone I've never heard of saying 4chan was blocked in NZ... surely they can't have been making shit up
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>>91482625
>only the ones with IQ above 80 are able to get on

this is grim for /cric/
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>>91482660
google DNS 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.2.2
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>>91482680
don't do this it makes mustard gas
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>>91482680
spare me your computer nerd mumbo-jumbo, just tell me are you a hacker or not
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They should be blocking facebook, not 4channel.
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bit weird to block 4chan when everything came off 8ch
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>>91482706
I used my "computer nerd mumbo jumbo" to post here. I'm not a hacker, but I did manage to get Unreal Tournament 2000 working on a Macbook Pro (unix, don't hate). Wait, that might make me a hacker.
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About a month ago I tried magic mushrooms for the first time with my girlfriend. It was absolutely amazing; I had never done a psychedelic prior. The trip just seemed so big, and full of meaning with no explanation. My girlfriend seemed to like it as well during the trip, but after we came down she said that she didn't want to do it again.

A couple days ago, we were on a walk and she told me that she was okay with alcohol and weed, but other than that she doesn't want me doing any more drugs because it makes her uncomfortable. It sounds unreasonable, but her now deceased father ruined her and her family's lives in the past because of his drug problem. So I do understand why she's come to that conclusion.

I love her a lot, but I don't like the principle of this ultimatum she's given me. I mean, I'm only 20, why should i be setting such boundaries on myself now? But, if I really think about it, I'd look like a total piece of shit if I ended a 2 year relationship because I like to do drugs. Neither of us want this, but she's made it clear that this is where she draws the line, and if I want to continue experimenting then I'll have to do it without her.

I have no idea what i'm doing and I feel so torn.
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fucking around
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>>91482768
I think voat is involved too
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>>91482790
never heard of it
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>>91482773
Is this copy pasted or do you want actual advice
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>>91482827
Reddit's 2^3chan
Where redditors go when they are upset that they got banned
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has Trump weighed in yet? He's not to be outdone by some Queersland yokel surely
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Actual advice.
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>>91482846
don't believe you
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Move along then mate, and I'll get advice from someone else.
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>>91482841
sounds grim
enforced anonymity or do you set up an account?
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just set up my IPL supercoach
very productive Friday night
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Was there anything in his manifest about cricket?
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My name is dan and I'm a mushroomaholic
My family left me because all I cared about was my next trip
All my friends walked away because I was always talking about how we're all one lifeforce actually
All I have left is my ozric tentacles albums
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>>91482886
They're redditors obviously they want a name next to their posts
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>>91482907
nothing
reckon the Bangladesh team attending was a total coincidence
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>the shooter was 27
Jesus. He looks at least 40. How does one age that badly?
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>>91482944
skipping dutatseride day
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>>91482944
stressing excessively over things posted on /pol/
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It's all downhill from 25 bro. Sorry to say.
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>>91482907
>>91482927
The Christchurch and Linwood mosques had far more invaders, in a more prominent and optically foreign building, with less students,more adults and a prior history of extremism. Attacking these mosques also allowed for an extra planned attack on the mosque in Ashburton, whilst I am unsure as of this time of writing whether I will reach that target, it was a bonus objective.
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>>91482960
so true
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>>91482961
fewer students
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One day we will look back and be able to laugh at all of this.
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>>91482973
obviously I didn't write that
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So glad we will have less kiwi idiots here
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>>91482944
anglo aging + sun
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starting to miss the kiwi idiots
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>>91483010
Who the fuck are we supposed to bully now?
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>>91482846
I am unable to tell you what's more pathetic, breaking up a teen crush relationship because of drugs or not taking drugs because of a teen crush relationship. Either way realise none of this is important. Do whatever, but realise if you're planning to be a lifer with this set of flaps this capitulation on your behalf will set a precedent of you being an easily led bitch until you're in the grave or sleeping in your car because she took everything else.
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Can't imagine how low your IQ must be to actually do drugs
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>>91483050
I wonder if any of them are just pretending.
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>>91483031
I know the post makes it seem like he has a coke problem or something that is actually important but actually, what happened is that he went on one mushroom trip
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The post makes it very clear it's about mushrooms, not coke.
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Yeah I know but he said drugs and I'm like mushrooms are natural fungi man haha
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>>91481698
This when liverpool fans killed in cold blood 39 italians before a match, the match wasn't cancelled then when Platini scored he celebrated in front of fresh italian bodies and nobody gave a fuck
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>>91483050
>killing women and children
no better than ISIS tbf
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>>91483071
You can see the back left guy flinch his arm up to his chest so bad on the frist shot then. I dont know how old mate missed it
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>>91483110
Oh, so because women are the 'weaker sex' it is suddenly worse to shoot them? Like they can't defend themselves? Your casual sexism is laid bare, and it's disgusting
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>>91483122
uhm don't mansplain, sweety
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>>91483071
he puts a lot of bullets into those piles lad, reckon you would have to be pretty lucky not get hit, and any that were would have moved after the first time he left
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>>91483110
>women

if only you knew how many women joined isis in syria or irak
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>>91483122
sorry, i go out and murder some women to apologize for my toxic masculinity
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>>91483000
"fewer" you fucking ingrate.
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>>91483154
How about murder some PEOPLE. stop making this unnecessary distinction
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>>91483140
well someone has to cook for them
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Why was the police response so slow? And how was he such a good shot? Was he a regular hunter/sport shooter?
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>>91483192
they did more than that now isis is fucked they try to minimize what they did to avoid death sentence
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>>91483156
I wonder how long until VR games look like this.
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>>91483204
Australians are just superior
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>>91483204
they were busy making anti-messi threads
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The Steven Taylor show
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Looking on the positive side of things, /cric/ activity has increased tenfold.
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Bring me the head of Fraser anning
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Subaru Outback, truly the car of the white man https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=ksh90
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>>91482184
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>>91483300
the steering wheel is on the wrong side though?
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>>91483207
not enough chromatic aberration and lens flare. And the reload animations are janky af
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>this all happened at the exact same time israel carried out a massive attack in Gaza
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
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>>91482498
no, u
and never shadow u me again
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this time next week im in melbourne. any cunt that has fuking run his mouth off in /cric/ and wants to "settle the score" meet me at REVS at fucking 11pm friday night

i'll be the cunt who fucking puts one across ya chin, ya dog
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>>91483353
I don't understand this logic because all this does is inspire more sympathy for muslims and why would the jews want that?
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>>91483353
the goyim know. shut /cric/ down
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you see.. it turns out.. the man who took /pol/ memes too seriously was actually a plant by the jews
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(((91483386)))
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BSAs trashing the PooGayPee in t20 lads
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>>91483353
whoa
just unclogged me chakras
*farts*
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>>91483204

have a look at NZ police lad
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>>91483408
i dont think we have jews in australia
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>>91483450
why the fuck is that fat bastard a cop
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>>91483450
u n i t
n
i
t
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>>91483450
>the good the bad and the ugly
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>>91483450
Every one of them could heem your pathetic skinnyfay manlet body with one punch.
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>>91483450
*eats your terrorism*
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would probably be slightly annoyed if I was under fire and the police sent a woman and an obese bloke to save me
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>>91483488
lol
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beer review: This one is shit, tastes like a watered down Cruiser that someone pissed in. Describes most sour beers, but at 3.5% ABV it's barely mid-strength, and you feel it eating away at your teeth like Coke. Like the Sirens of The Odyssey, I too promise to tell you the future: This brewer is going belly-up because every beer from Green Beacon I've tried has been an atrocity.

1/10
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>>91483487

i'd have them all 6ft under before they could even fucking blink mate
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really weird day
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>>91483509
any beer that claims to taste of a non-citrus fruit or chocolate etc tends to be awful
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>>91483450
>leave the AusWORM to me
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>>91483509
they call you beerbro
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TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>91483546
heh, just like the copypasta
I bet some of the news reported it like it was sincere because they are dumb faggots who don't even know memes
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>>91483546
my sides
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life’s basically just one big dice with danger really isn’t it
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>>91483450
Don't think the guy on the right needs the vest desu
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>>91483570
you go out there everyday its a battle you know?? ppl always trying to get a piece of you and youre like NO this is my life stop trying to ruin iot
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>>91483575
it's just painted on
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Wish something big would happen in my town and make it more interesting.
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>>91483546
I was nearly in tears the first time I saw this.
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>>91483546
how do people get into media and aren't across these things? It's like a restaurant reviewer not knowing what sushi is
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>>91483602
they flunked their meme studies module
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>>91483577
so true
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28 years young
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>>91483602
this
at least google this shit before broadcasting it
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>>91483546
What that 4chan guy hacked him to do it?
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>>91483450
STG mogged the cops and their 15's
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>>91483622
damn, he's younger than me and looks about 20 years older
feeling pretty good about myself right now. and there's the added bonus of not being a mass murderer, but on the other hand... girls like a bad boy.. sigh
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>>91483622
the Australian sun is ruthless. no wonder the abos are so ugly
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>>91483624
>>91483602
To be fair, that meme is ancient. Even zoomers who are in touch with every current meme haven't seen that pasta before, so a clueless boomer (((journalist))) would obviously see it as nothing but sincere.
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>>91483622
Looks a bit like Dubya
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the freaks face reminds me of something but I can’t remember what, some kind of mask or character from a film or video game or something...not sure
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>>91483622
>white supremacist is a goblino
many such cases
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>>91483644
Yeah I see it

Also Merle from The Walking Dead
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*mogs your path*
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>>91483622
F
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>>91483664
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>>91483622
>sir we cannot afford Vinnie Jones
>never mind, begin casting
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>>91483678
im boycotting under amour
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>>91483622
>My job, my mission, the reason I’ve been put onto this planet, is to save wildlife. And I thank you for comin’ with me. Yeah, let’s get 'em!
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he really doesn’t look Australian, or at least not one of British descent. Looks slavic . Literally fucking hideous anyway
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>>91481942
Shoot the bastards who let them in. The fucking politicians and kikes in their guarded mansions. Don't just gun down women and children
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How did he get that semi automatic rifle in new Zealand ?
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>>91483741
hmmm
sounds like advocating political violence to me
better report you just to be safe. I am a vigilant, watchful eye over my international community
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>>91483734
Wut alot of anglos have that head shape . He looks like Vinny jones
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>>91483765
i guess he could pass as an underclass Brit you’re right
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>>91483741
Fuck off with your virtue signalling bullshit mate
Women and children are no more special than men
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>>91481942
same goes for his ancestors
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>>91483781
reported for toxic masculinity
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Pathetic attack desu. Muslims are like 1% of nz. He should've killed some chinese.
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>>91481801
this kino pov shooting sequence
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>>91483622
looks pretty masc. can understand baby faced chinlets seething
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>>91483784
>NZ doesn't get colonized
>Muslim refugees trying to flee to NZ get eaten by Giga Maoris after years of unrestrained evolution
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I thought all aussies were criminals?
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>>91483807
America with the fresh banter :p
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low IQ British people tend to have narrow almost chink like eyes
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>>91483800
A school shooting in america in one of those elite new york public schools that are full of asians that targets only asians would be pure kino.
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>>91483819
thanks :)
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>>91483827
asians never hurt nobody
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>>91483840
Asians don't help non asians and don't employ non asians(except maybe illegal spics)
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>DUDE!
>I've lost perspective of my basic humanity!
>LMAO!

why do edgelords brag about this?
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virtueless signalling
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>>91483884
>bragging about being cripplingly afraid of protecting his countrymen
grim
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>>91483884
I agree it's a horrible thing but 20,000 children die of starvation everyday and no one bats an eyelid.
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>>91483899
being secure in your environment, accepting of others and not lashing out in psychotic violence is the opposite of fear.

>>91483912
think Bono's pretty cut up tßh
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https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/b1c0ex/4chan_user_is_threatening_to_shoot_up_a_mosque_in/
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>>91484007
fuckin kek they’re retarded
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Last call before bedtime mates. Should I check in with ex in chch?
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it's become clear that the right can't meme
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actually kinda :(
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we autosagin again
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the first guy he shot was facing away
sounds like propaganda to me
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>>91484125
based
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Teach me how to cricket
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bit windy out the past few days
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Business idea: Attempt to stop the spread of Islam in New Zealand by only killing 30 of them and through doing so making everyone feel sorry for them and disgusted at anything you have to say
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bit windy yes


*pppptphphhttth*
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bulgaria is very non-windy
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looks like they’re gonna kill sir erec. peta on suicide watch
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>>91483156
I don't see blood splatter.
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The usurpation Plovdiv must be stopped, or we, its rightful owners, be forever destroyed and wiped out as a race of bluhhs.

I am now at the head of many bluhhhs backed by the strong arm of Effay.

Plovdivians, you have too long borne with grievous usurpation inflicted by the arrogant Turks and Greeks.

For tonight, Plovdiv shall be reclaimed, draped in the bluhhhhhful drip.
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>>91484098
lol
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>>91484098
>so used to the sight of someone with a shotgun and a semi-auto they confuse him for one of their own
kek stupid goat fuckers
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PATTINSON SKITTLES BLUES IN SHIELD RETURN

lads
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>>91484098
>even liked and shared his tweet
Big yikes.
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>New Zealand vs. Bangladesh test cricket match cancelled

What the fuck??? I've been looking forward to that game all day!!!
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If anyone’s feelin a bit down, you might want to go out for some curry, lads.

Jk, you might get shot next aha
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nice blog tripfag
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>>91484943
Thanks!
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nice page 7 thread you got here
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I wonder who did that haha
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Nice Virginity I've got here

Oh wait
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>>91484984
Some bitch robbed you of yours too?
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what sound is made when a cricket ball is hit with a cricket bat?
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>>91485034
>>91485034
>>91485034

Everybody welcome except obnoxious /hoc/ tripfags
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Any of yall have the link to the faggots manifesto
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>>91481664
you just know it was mi5
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>>91482509
retard, you know that they are just gonna migrate to /sp/. Also Hiroshima doesnt care about muslims, he wont even lock the board for couple days like moot did



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