how many cricket fans do you think died in New Zealand today?shall we give our respects to /cric/?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE>Vich rink has the best ice? Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents >Vich rink has the werst ice? BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents
Too many men on the ice, lads
>>91476945>>91476945Yes, absolutelyPeeland needs to feel solidarity
>>91476957some shooting in New Zealand or something. was skimming /pol/
>if kootenay can take down red deer this weekend Brandon can still sneak in to Dub playoffsHold me brehs this is coming down to the fucking wire
>>91476978No, I meant who the fuck is /cric/.Never heard of 'em.
>Kitties score>crowd boos what?
xth for >rags
>>91476997>>91477008ha ha meow
>>91477010shouldn't it be the lesser known NZIHL?
Hot take: leafs are gonna upset the bruins in 6 games
jets 4 cup
I know the Jets won but can it still be real sad hours?
TIMO MEIER GREATEST SWISS PLAYER OF ALL TIME
T R E B E KREBEK
>shork up the leadIt's gonna be one of these games
if this is the end of chans then I just want to say it's been a pleasure posting with you gents
>>91476945If only for the Conchords & the sheep fuckers.
>>91477052>end of the chanslong jogup?
>>91477049not so fast retard
>>91477060Tim Tomas is a Boston consultant when?
THE SCORING DEPTH, LADS
MONEY IN LE BANK
>>91477060whats a jogup
>kongs responsible for powered plays
I lust Brashier, this ain't no race thang.
>>91477082it's like a fourth dimensional rundown
>>91477082jogup my balls, bitch
>>91477082jogup my balls lmao
>>91477095That MAN, goes into the Hall of Fame.
might go take a walk down to /cric/s house and share my condolences with them, lads
can't wait until the NHL is majority black tbqh
>>91477158You wont have to worry about that, Tucker.
>>91477158Niggers cant skate (or afford to)
If BJs 1st round exit, would the fallout be just as bad as not making the playoffs? Their opponent would be either the caps or tampon bay.
>>91477141they're being pretty gay about it desu one of them is literally shaking
>>91477183sure thing, Fucker.
>>91477201check the replies ;^)
>>91476945Fuck off. This isn't a joke
>>91477210Everything is a joke.
The only WC team with a chance to win a series this year would be whoever gets san jose if they win the Pacific. Down year for the league tbqh
>>91477210hopefully he took out a few at least
>>91477187ted will show some grit and upset tampon gay then go on a cinderella run to the SCF where they lose to the western conference teamsimilar to the 06 cup run for the oilers
>>91477258Shut the fuck up cocksucker
>>91477206WHY DID THEY FUCK WITH HER?
>>91477256Still holding out hope that Montreal slips past the Teds at the last moment.
>>91477265um how can I be talking if I'm sucking cocks??? logic much???
>>91477230>>91477238>>91477249Imagine it was your family. Jesus. Grow up
>inb4 4chan shut down forever
>>91477273Imagine it wasn't. Jesus. Grow up.
>>91477273Fuck off, soft cunt.
Just farted and a little bit of/hoc/ just came out. Starting to feel ill because of the smell.
The only new zee lander I know gives jets fans like me a bad name.
>>91477190>that one guy saying he did it because he doesn't understand western society's need for mass migration
>>91477311must be nice to fart gold.
>>91477273Imagine if mudslimes didn't bring this on themselves
>>91477326is that what the rest of /sp/ is like now? christ imagine if pedo state happened now half the faggots wouldn't even have any fun
https://youtu.be/iQLVF1rOSZQWhen hockey meant something
Why are you guys being such edgy tools?
YOTES YOTES YOTES!!!
>>91477367I'm a saw.
>>91477367I know you are but what am I
>>91477367not your safe space
>>91477324nah australia jr. jetsbro is baste
>>91477311not the time kiwi
>>91477270Might be easier to cheer for the flylels.
Niggers on Ice!The phrase alone makes me smile.
>>91477366>that pre-game promo set to treble chargerso unbelievably based
>>91477419you got me too
Based yotes helping the tank
Saw this little guy earlier today AMAHe looked p comfy when the lady went into Target
>>91477498C'MON YOTES VS JETS!!!
Literally execute Martin JonesWhat the fuck was that you stupid cunt Jesus fucking Christ you are getting paid millions to be a useless sack of fucking trash
Are there any jets fans that want to do some blow Saturday night? You find it I'll pay. I'll meet you in my forest at 9 pm
>>91477544get your own dealer loser
>go all in>miss playoffs
>>91477498You should update your paint image m9
I need a new team. Can we just follow the AHL team for a year, ladsIt's too fucking painful
yotes yotes yotes!!!I'M GETTING PAID $750!!!!
>>91477504comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>91477604Support the Yotes~!
>>91477553I can hit half the houses in town if I fire a slapper and more of them are on pension than not. There are none here
Just got home from work lads. What did I miss?
>>91477647You're mother sucking and fucking my super big dick haha
>>91477544bruh come to vegas, i got you
Not surprised Sam can't into grammar.>leaf ejukashun
>>91477657you’re your mother’s faggot
>>91477647Birthday is in an hour and I close on my house tomorrow afternoon. The snow is melting and I'm worried there's gonna be water in the basementcuz the last owners were idiots
>>91477666Hard pass satan
>>91477671you're a faggot, and your mother is as well
>>91477666Next trip is either Vegas or Cuba and you better believe I'll make it known on /hoc/ >>91477667>you're>you are She are (is) his mother. Fucking idiot
>>91477366I miss that old orange NHL logo
>be sharks>do faggot hand clasps when awarded a pp
>>91477695They’re is no need to be upset.
I'd heem you quickly.
>>91477730Not going to fall for your bait, mate
>>91477726Canadians go on vacation in Cuba cuz Americans haven't ruined the tourism industry there yet
Who got >>91477777 ?
Marc Summers.The guy I want if Trebek dies... which he wont.
>7 beers inAlright, do I turn this into a party for one or take it easy?
>>91477747Can you count, dipshit?
JONES DOING SOMETHING
>>91477747> wanting a getGrim
>>91477747Me haha. Go jets
>>91477766>actually getting a getyou gotta go back
>>91477747not /cric/ lmao they all ded
>>91477777STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>91477753Pancreatic CA turned Bill Hicks into Alex Jones depending on who you ask
>>91477366>no goals scoredwell at least it was accurate for the era
>>91477681Sounds like the new owner is also an idiot for not having the previous owners fix the place before buying or getting money put into escrow
kitties tryna dab on san lose, but they're getting bailed out by jones singlehandedly
>>91477777where should we bury /cric/?
>>91477604that's gotta be the Wild right?just sit tight, they'll be good eventually. then you can gloat about how you stuck with them through the tough years when everybody else is just bandwagoning
>>91477777/hoc/ wins again
>>91477802No water damage at all, amazingly. I'm just paranoid. Gonna seal the basement the best I can this weekend even if it's dryThen put fiberglass in the attic and the garage. Can't fucking wait
>>91477818>buryjust leave em to rot in the elements
It’s midnight lads and my birthday
TOO MUCH MAN
>>91477777serious question how do you guys keep dabbing on /cric/ SO fucking hard every time
>>91477853it's in our blood
>>91477796If Trebek lives.... teach Wayne Brady not to be a dumbass. Had a spoke with Jesus. He said. Good Sir, dat damn deer Brady iffim bees talented. Needs a home. Jeopardy izzim am home. What if? A million years from now... Wayne Brady becomes the ne.... I swear, I can't do it. Not even with Sammy Davis. These darkies can't nuance a damn thing.
>>91477853how do birds fly lad?
>>91477845Are you me (>>91477504)
>>91477859>>91477882/cric/ got wrecked again so it’s good so far
more like jonathan slow lmao
>>91477777I feel bad for laughing so hard @ this
>>91477777smackdown status:[ ] not laid[x] laid
lads, this yotes joke has gotten out of hand
>>91477845no it's not, it's only 6pm
Did hoc break spThe absolute madmen
>>91477845Grattis på födelsedagen kompis
>>91477777please stop bullying us
i wrote a script for the next get lads
>lose pill I CAN NOT let grandma take >cycling through my open tabs and all 4 of them are this thread Reckon I oughta go into hiding til the Jets BTFO flames on Saturday
>>91476921I think the finals will be San Jose sharks and the Tampa Bay lightning but I hope not tho
>>91478044>top seeds making the finallucky for you lad, it won't be them. it will be the vegas golden knights and boston bruins.
>>91478041Worst states1) Mississippi2) Alabama3) South CarolinaPower Gap50) Minnesota
post your battleststions
>>91477919What joke? /hoc/ has said since last year that the Yotes were elite. In the 2nd half of the year the yotes were top 4 or something
so is dahlin a bust or what
>>91478069Damn bitch you live like this?
>91478080>/hoc/ has saidstopped reading there
>>91478084Calder trophy winner 2019
>>91478093>no tits>no hips>frumpy facep cute desu, far from the 9/10 the lad claimed to have.
>>91478062'Bama ssippi coastline property is nice. Biloxi is a fine place.
>shorks powerplayoh no no no
damn /cric/ is having a meltdown lads
>>91478145>sip-piThe third coast gets a pass; but the actual state political issues in all of the Gulf states is just terrible. Shit education, shit infrastructure, everybody is way too religious, college baseball is too boring/important, governments and cops are too corrupt
lmao /cric/ is actually crying right now
Be honest, are the yotes elite?
>yfw you realize Kitties are E L I T E
>>91477777>>91478264how will they ever recover?
>>91478274florida sucks.flashes of brilliance at the end of the regular season, when it's too late to matter, doesn't make a team elite.desu fuck the sharks, i'm glad the kitties are winning.
>>91478265>>91478274>10 seconds left in the game>score anywaysNo fucking mercy
>>91478292Yeah but I'm having fun regardless, just memeing around lad
not a good night for the schlorks either
>>91477777its almost sad how much /hoc/ continually BTFO of /cric/>almost
Go Jets and Yotes tbhon https://youtu.be/ioPa1URjZ_Y
Fuck Muslims bro
Churchill deserves a Junior A hockey team
>>91478319doesn't he have some degenerative brain disease or something, that makes him have severe memory loss?Check back on his Twitter in like 3-4 days and let me know who's he rooting for then
How did Brannstrom do today?
>pewdiepie trending in USAman that kiwi/aussie shitposter really fucked him over
>shorks losing to kitties
well they didn't get btfod in the first but i knew they'd fuck this up.
I understand that the ducks are orange for "Orange County" but their uniforms are probably the worst in hockey
>>91478365more like /pol/ did
>>91478416Better than the Flyer's
How the fuck did the Blose lose to the SNES?
>>91478435The normal flyers uniforms are ok but the weird one offs are total shit
Montembeault? More like GODtembeault
WHAT WENT WRONG LADS?
why is he so cute bros
gg wild cats :(
>>91478365there's no such thing as bad publicity. I bet he will start a go fund me and raise tons of money for the families. if anything this is good for him
>>91478470Shorks are the only original team to never win a cup.
Who would have guessed secret ELITE forwards can dismantle sub-par goaltending????????????
>>91478476Gg fren, shorks played a tough game
>>91478484they predate the Stanley Cup
>>91478467Just wanted to let you know you're my favorite Finn
where's the /hoc/ backup if SHTF?
Still best in the WEST
/hoc/ buys its own web site
>>91478543it won't. it never does. and if something does happen then /pol/ will get btfo while 4channel gets untouched
>>91478543Get rid of internet and start running twice a day again. Full body cleanse this summer. No fap, no toxins/junk food, avoid the news, do a couple half marathonsM-maybe a trip or two to Bayfield
suggestions for new places once 4chins goes down;ylilautas international board, r/hocgeneral, pixelzone, shannons youtube video comment sectionAny other suggestions?
NEVER had a twitter accountNEVER had a reddit accountSHANT be starting now
i say we meet up on kiekko
>>91478664>shannons youtube video comment sectionI'm already there, lad.
we're going to hfboards and thats final
gonna start a /hoc/ tumblr for you all to follow
>>91478664finnish 4chan sounds good but i reckon they won't take kindly to english speakers
"Official THG Discord Server" is now our backup I guess
kek i wonder if the retards who spam "muh 5 /hoc/ holy scriptures" are the same kind of weirdos who would drank too much of the /pol/ koolaid
>>91478746thats why I suggested the international board
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON
>>91478761most of em are just harmless edgy incels desu
>>91478774i'm all for memes but it's pretty clear some faggots take "whites only" a little too seriously
just woke up, lads
>>91478784do they like sunbelters?
Boy, do I hate those damn darkies in Vancouver, I tell you what.
>>91478639but I want to talk hockey with my /hoc/ friends
>>91478664>ylilautas international boardthis sounds like a good place. shall look for /hoc/ thread there if this place goes tits up
>>91478772No problem Jose
Hot take: Morgan Rielly hired professional kiwi killer to kill 2 birds - him saying "fucking faggot" isn't top racist story of the week and /hoc/, the place where everyone shits on >laffs will get shut down.
Yotes are honorary snowbelt
>>91478818Feel free to start at any time you sunbelt pussy that doesn't know SHIT about hockey
shall be doing a cheeky toke before bed to rid myself of nightmares like being a laffs fan, lads
>>91478784it's always been about the memes
SAN JOSE IS WHITE!
>>91478816Okay, now this is cringe
>>91478888there's more hockey knowledge in the tip of my prick than you could ever hope to amass in a lifetime of watching hockey, bucko
when are we going to find out seattle's team name
>>91478942too bad none of that hockey knowledge will ever find its way into a woman.
my hockey IQ is in the 500s you plebsI know the outcome of games 5 seasons in the future.
>>91478942I think you're confusing hockey knowledge with chlamydia again
>>91478961Four straight Jets Cup dynasty....right?
please pay appropriate respect to evander kane's daughter unfortunately passing away
>>91478959this desu, i hope it's not boring blue/red
>>91478922kek i fucking hate those faggots
>>91478961Will the yotes take it all this year?
>>91478960my hockey enlightenment transcends the lust of flesh
>>91478990Gonna have to call 1-800-BULL-SHIT
>>91478973>>91478988sorry but the Bogs won't let me spoil the outcome.
>>91478959when they get around to it.there was already a poll for fans to vote, but rest assured, all of the options were fucking horrible.
>>91478989delete your post shitlord
>>91478990Based canadian retard hocley siddhartha
>>91478977That isn't very Ca$h Money of God
>>91478977Oh fuck, I didn't knew. I guess God doesn't want for Sharks to win stan lee
>>91479033i read the full article and it is just a pregnancy miscarriage so not as big news as i thought
is this the abortion the girl was suing him over?
>>91479037Delete this post shitlord
>>91479044not all abortions are equal
>>91479028the only butthurt people here are sharks fans that got exposed by a team that isn't even going to the playoffs this year
>>91479080>thinking that shorks fans are butthurt because of shorks shorkingyou can do better, sam
>>91479080t. Butthurt Jestsfag that got cucked so hard by a Sharkschad he willed prostate cancer onto him
Stay scared m8s.
>>91479136i thought we were frens finlan
>>91479136LOL if you think his pants are Braun now just wait until the playoffs start
lets go boys
How suicidal would Sam be if the shorks shorked their way into winning the Lee?
>>91479156scared of what? if the sharks somehow make it past round 2 there's no way they make it past the semis
So close, the odds were 55.07
>>91479177I don't mind the sharks actually. Made the image last october after the season had just started and I was bored cause >my team only played 1 game while most other teams had played 3 at the time.
>>91479215how about you go and stay go
>>91479232why the heck do you do that
Vancouver's new logo
hahhaa sharks laughing my ass off
SHANNON GIVE US THE GOD DAMN REVIEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>91479317that shit is gay and boring just read my posts if you want insightful opinions on hocckey shit and stuff
>>91479332how many jerseys do you have?
gonna sleep lads. no more violence, i just want to live in a world of peace with hokkei and onion rongs :)
>>91479347one chinese knockoffand no I don’t wear another man’s name on my back and fuck bettman and the satanic conspiracy
>>91479360most of us do, gnite faggot
staying up another hour because i got a long night tomorrow
>>91479360>>91479381does hockey violence count? because I want a world with more open ice hits.
>>91479417hockey hits absolutely counts. thats good violence
all memes aside, no one deserves to be shot by some incel poopeelanderfucking hockey karlsson netminder
Did I miss something? I was busy doing stuff
>>91479460he was an aussie
laine is playing fortnite right now
sitting here missing the whalers, lads
>>91479518double xp weekend, lad. fortnite is trying to pull out all the stops to compete with that new battle royale game
>>91479518I don’t blame him. Even non americans are dying in mass shootings. What is the point of it all? Based Laine seeing past the hand in the puppet.
>>91479460I think we can all agree on that. the only shooting I want to think about from now on is sniping bar down top cheese from the hashies boys
>>91479568He's working on real life skills. If a shooter came to a rink, he'd be the one to save them
>>91479518I really love some for'nard
Imagine dying like a fucking dog while millions worldwide look on like it’s some video game. I’m either too drunk or not drunk enough for these thoughts. I just wanted to enjoy some hockey I’m sorry everyone.
relocate the ducks please to victorville
Ducks to Albuquerque when
DELETE /POL/ IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS desu
>>91479723im glad the worksafe boards are a separate website now. I went to /pol/ when I first heard about the incident to see what people were saying and it was pretty depressing to see the lack of humanity there.
>>91479646yeah it's fucked man. we live in a crazy world
That NZ shitter may never see /hoc/ or /cric/ ever again.
>>91478478I wouldn't be surprised if he gets shadow banned on Youtube
what kind of beer should i get tomorrow?
>>91477366When did the NHL video games lose their soul brehs?
>>91479723what's this "/POL/" you're talking about?
>>91479751Shall be looking forward to his sentencing
>>91479773it's ipa season lad
>>91479758not cool man
THE KITTIES ARE COMING
Where can I see the video?
>>91479773the cheapest lager you can purchase
>>91479810based and kittehpilled
>>91479789sorry binlan we have no binlan beer. i'd probably have to go to some international store
>>91479819webm over at /cric/ i think. or just go to liveleak
>>91479793I think it was around the time 2K sports stopped making NHL games. when that happened then EA no longer had to compete with anybody so they just started releasing the same game every year with minor updates
>>91479819https://youtu.be/-5Xzm4u3yq0Here you go, lad
>>91479844so this was on infinitychan then
>>91479819don't watch it, it will just fuck your day up
WHO will draft this alpha male??????????
post the manifesto, i cant find it anywhere. finland was mentioned
if you want the video or the manifesto, go look somewhere else. this is the hockey forum
>>91479863kitties will somehow win the lottery, mark my words
bowen byram desu
>>91479933you are on the list.
Shitmonton will loose the playoffs spot by ~3 points and will get top 3 pick just to ruin someone's life, mark my words
>>91479863well it looks like he's projected to go 1st overall now based on the most recent scouting reportsOttawa is most likely going to finnish lowest in the standings this year, so they have the highest odds of winning the draft lottery, but Colorado has their 1st round pick from the trade they did (I think it was the Duchene trade but I could be wrong)so it's most likely that he goes to Colorado with Ottawa's pick
>>91479831very nice. love kraftwerk my favourite song by them is Ohm sweet Ohmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZWtJCni7khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp9ki2jPWdghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXyQ8XOzGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-o38vkSQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBA9etSUVMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggkaj2lRPuM
>>91479958yeah i can't wait to see yet another top prospect ruined
for me it's falco, the greatest german singing musician of all
Fucking hate /cric/ sometimes lads
>>91480014lots of r*dditspacing going on there
>>91480014what did he mean by this?
>>91479999it's not your fault. we live in twisted times.
>>91480014thought you hated too /hoc/ m8
>>91479959thats according to laffsnet not according to latest scouting reports. teams arent going to share their scouting reports and drafting rankings with the media.
>>91480046why do you feel the need to share this here
>>91480046How is this hokkei related?
>>91480093I think laffsnet gets their rankings from NHL Central Scouting
Baby shoes for sale, never worn
>joe sakic was in happy gilmorehuh. neat
Lads /cric/ is getting heated can you rph guys come in and lighten to mood with your best one liners?
>>91480201>scores of people die in senseless violence>/cric/ still makes it all about them
Went to Ducks @ Coyotes earlier. I had a good time.
Inside /cric/. kek>>91480222
>>91480217the test series against bangladesh is cancelled. the banga national team were close as fuck when it happened m8
>>91477777I just got the joke
thank you based Latvia for answering the call
>>91480272what am i even looking at
>>91480397jet flying faster than the speed of sound (mach 1) and breaking the sound barrier
/cric/ is having a meltdown lads
>still thinking about /cr*c/
>>91480580we are mourning and would appreciate some kindness at this time
>>91480615/cric/ is our friend
why dont people just do as Disturbed teaches us about shootings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dixPDujD2g
>>91480793they're right, the white nationalist larping is cringe>muh 5 holy lawsso cringe
>>91480793they were emotional
>>91480816there is no place for women in sports
>>91480811Go to bed justin
>>91480811it's just an edgy meme, not community guidelines. we have tons of people that don't fit that description. Ted is one of the most well known posters on here and he's a raging homosexual
>>91480950i know it's a meme, but would you be surprised if some retards unironically believed it?
>>91477777OH NO NO NO NO HOC KEEPS ON WINNING
Just took a HUGE kiwi
>no more kiwi posters in /hoc/Lads, truly the start of a greater era for this general
>>91479589i hope somebody guns you down
>>91481386how does it feel to have just one of your citizens get the entirety of kiwiland banned from 4chan
>>91481414feels bad man
>>91477210Don’t get your panties in a bunch ahmed, it’s part and parcel of living in the city
>/cric/ autoshiggy when it rains it pour. is this rock bottom?
hlw dear bros
>>91481550my dear bro
>>91481541cry babies desu
Can’t sleep lads
>>91481631same. even had a wank. im doomed
>>91481641>>91481631just go to sleep lmao
>>91481539close to it
>>91481631thingken of kiwiland :(
just fell asleep
>>91480561They used to call him Fat Balloon because in the summer he would gain like 60 pounds. I don't blame him, I'd probably do the same things after I got my pro contract if I was some Saskatoon shitter
>>91481763t. Jake Dotchin
>>91476921lads whats the sabres nickname. I went with gayres.
>give up on fantasy hockey by December>Kucherov now in first place by far with points
>>91481669a rare based finn. good insight.
>>91481775Cowswords is also acceptable
>>91481771Did they ever find out what unconditional team rule he broke
>>91477210Imagine going to the most vitriolic website on Earth and being suprised when they don't display any sympathy in the face of tragedy.
>>91481742People are quick to forget the atrocities they commit
>>91481811thats gayer than what my 14 iq brain came up with.
>>91477210good point, why aren't we raiding them?
reminder to recycle at 500, shan't have MY /hoc/ shitting up the board>>91473247
>>91477210i bet you're an avs fan
hello lads and happy friday
>>91481902thanks happy friday
>>91481902Hi lad did you see laine got an assist I know you guys get really excited about that he got it against a goalie from Finland too and also vittu Suomessa
One time my mom called Adler Mannheim and asked them if I could play for them
fuck recycling I want a fresh, on-time /hoc/
>>91481938Hello yes I saw that.
>>91481902just had a $6 parmi at the pub and a furphy. was mint.
>>91481902hi binlan have a nice day
>>91482068Hello I'm happy to hear this you must be very proud of Laine also vittu Suomessa
>>91482181you wish you were vittu suomessa
>>91482411Vihaan Suomea >:o!!!
>>91482485liian älykäs sinulle
>the absolute state of /cric/
make a new /hoc/.
>>91479758be careful not to cut yourself on that edge or you won't make it to your 10th birthday
>>91486074>bumping a dead thread from page 10feel good about what you did there?