Remove the chip
help there's somebody hiding between the posts
Has anyone proven there is NOT a chip? All I’m saying is to look into it
I hate this guy
>thinking that Khabib doesn't get heemed by Tony and also McNuggets on the rematch
>>91475998He's literally the only funny person among the Rogan crowd.
Tony heems Ferguson.
>>91476044He already heemed himself twice by missing out on his opportunities to fight for the real belt.
>>91476031For sure dont be so wrong, my guy
>>91475915/Heem/inder >>91475870Tibau won
>>91475998same to be desu. the good ol boy aww shucks routine wore thing almost immediately. tries to hard to be weirdly random when it's so obviously calculated.
>>91475998>That jerk older kid from every 1980's teen movieI can't stand him either
Dr Bravo... I'm CIA
show me the pictures. im just saying. show me a real picture of the inside of my wall with no one living in it. im craaaaaaazy. just show me one real picture.
Could current Schaub heem Ngannou?
>>91476065I don't see any losses on Khabib's MMA record, care to explain? Actually, don't respond
is Eddie indirectly responsilble for all this shitshow yes or no
>>91476031he sucks and you're gay
>>91476111that smile... that damn smile
>>91476121No, tony is crazy and probably a drug addict. Of course hanging around Eddie doesn’t help
>>91476111Can Numales EVER be normal in front of a camera?
>>91476065Describe the intensity of your anal anguish on a 1-10 scale.
>>91476121How long has he been Fergucan's coach? Whoever is in charge of his striking/striking defense is responsible
What went wrong
why do you guys have to be so mean?
Let's check the KO-Luke chart...Bispong: KO's Luke 4 times in 5 secondsBelfort:....KO's Luke 3 times in 5 secondsRomero: KO's Luke 2 times in 4 secondsConclusions?>Luke has been KO'd 9 times in 14 seconds>people really like KO'ing Luke>Luke's IQ decreasing drastically
>>91476214why do you have to STINKHAHAHA
>>91476173>former UFC heavyweight who fought the most dangerous men on the planet>numalehmmm doesn't add up bud
>>91476214what are you referring to?
>>91476176>judges are infalliblefor sure, my boy Larkin really took it to Masvidal and that was a sick draw with Dunham
>>91476165I saw your posts in the last thread and you can have my word that he's not on meththats not how meth worksgreen out while listening to Eddies shit is a more plausible scenario
>>91476216You forget Yoel molested Luke too.
>>91476274Your dogshit opinion is worth less than the opinion of judges, yes. Same goes for your worthless "media scores" that are worth as much as random posts on /heem/.
>>91475946why is tony all traps
>>91476328It's the only way to catch the man in the wall.
>>91476316oh for sure 118-110 canelo was completely reasonable my guy
Poor tony. He’s getting heemd irl
As a lesser than casual fan. I want to see Jones wreck Lesner. Big money!
>>91476173>guy who would heem Ngannou in his prime>guy who beat Mitrione who beat Frauddor so basically he beat Frauddor>numale
>>91476361>Ken Shamrock outlasted Tony
>>91476354this isn't /box/, you should have noticed as the thread is moving
woops just got word judges reversed their decision to 30-21 Tibau looks like I have to lose my female virginity now :(
>>914763289hr trap workouts listening to 80s music
>>91476316this coming from the guy who thinks Al won >>91476143
>>91476394>judges are infallible except when they arentYikes
Who has the most to gain from putting chips inside Tony?
>>91476354Canelo is still SO young. A baby. 50 wins? What is this... 1950?
>>91475946I can't believe this guy ended up hitting the wall
uhhhhh guys? anyone else realize that tony is richard ramirez's illegitimate rapechild ?
>>91476431People defer to judges when they’re too braindead to formulate their own judgment of a fight
>>91476437The government is trying to use mind control. They use DMT to talk to the machine elves
Everybody calm down and post bundas
>In police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,”why can't women handle a bit of banter?
did the guy hiding in tony's wall put the chip in his leg?
>>91476437CIA/Mossad, funded by the World Bank and ISISpretty obvious lad
>>91476486no the chip in his leg put the guy in his wall
>>91476474I honestly would turn this down, kind of gross
>>91475946>mfw a blood covered Tony actually pulls a chip out of his leg and screams at the camera
What cognitive dissonance do you brainlets go through during a split decision?
Tony will probably be released by the UFC soon. This is incredibly bad publicity for the company and they can't risk a Benoit situation. Likely the end of Fergo's career unfortunately.
>>91476465oh but for sure using media scores is a peach my guy 100% bigbrain, you can agree with them one hunny but cant agree with judge decision they are jews after all xd media arent
How can someone be inside the walls? Do Americans not use bricks? Are they illegal like kettles?
>>91476561yeah, he's donesad too, I was never a Tony fan but I didn't want to see him go out like this
I think tony is schizo or bipolar, which is surprising considering hes like 35, why didnt this behavior manifest earlier, or did it?
>>91476589There signs were there on TUF, we chose to ignore them.
>>91476584Americans make their walls out of toothpicks and cardboard. You can basically break into an American house with a pair of scissors.
Anybody denying the chip is likely (absolutely) connected to the guy who put it in there
>>91476568Yikes. Babby needs a dipey change
Stop doubting Tony.
>>91476474Why does she have such a grandma face?
>tony's done he's finished!i don't even fucking like him but who cares what some restraining order says when it's literally just his fat wife's word and women are known to be stupid, conniving and lacking sense of humor
>>91476561Nadia Kassem has mild schizophrenia. Dana also laughed at the idea of Pugilists dementia. They dont care
>>91476647>country ends in stansurprised you even have electricity
Tony the type of guy to text "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area" to Eddie Bravo
>>91476328All trap yet no chin
Anyone else checking their legs?
>>91476125You just hate southerners.
>>91476693We take turns running on the local treadmill.
>>91476361Matt Hughes was shook.
>>91476589Tony is a weirdo for sure but I dont think he's either bipolar or scizojust lack of sleep like his wife said can get you to this point of paranoia and temporary psychosisI remember after a 72 hours streak of no sleep I started hearing familiar voices around me in the train it was weird and trippy af
>>91476724im a southerner myself
>>91476474mmf, fuck. mommy.
>>91476584>>91476561>>91476486What are you guys talking about?
>>91476745Yeah but it wasn’t that one incident it was like 5 other times the cops were called
>>91476361Normally I stay away from mandrama lingo but Ken Shamrock was the biggest jobber in MMA history
>reddit unironically feels bad for Tony and wishes him well for going on a CTE sperg-out and abusing his wife but they shit on Hughes for the same thing
>>91476776Tony looked into it too much
>>91476745yeah but why didnt he sleep for 3 days? thats not normal at all. I think this is real mental illness
I wish Twitchy wouldn't have pussied out.
>>91476745Yeah anyones gonna be retarded after not sleeping for days. But the question is why isnt he sleeping for days?Isnt he a huge stoner like the rest of those retards? Weed can trigger this in people. So can alcohol. It's tough b. He needs to relax for about 6 months
>>91476793yeah well matt hughes is a republican probably!!
>>91476793Did you not read the reportIt's because Tony didn't beat his wife
>>91476736that was Markidiot
>>91476807at least he still posts, he probably realized putting himself out there on the internet was bad for him and his wife
>>91476842yeah, look at porn with girls who have done roids
>>91476647We lust to shoot are guns. Gib a reason, pls.The sexiest military of all time. Why? Why? Voluntary, bitch! Motherfuckers want a pension plan out a your ass.
BJJ is the only real martial art. Everything else is just cope.
>mfw Dildoshaw just moved up 3 spots in the Flyweight rankings and now some guy named Jordan Espinosa is #15 even though hes never fought in the Yuf-c
Americans are too poor to own houses
>>91476019can't wait for him to get BLACKED again
>>91476879They have giant clits that look like little willys, like Chyna the former wrestler for example.
how about Anthony Rocco Martin vs Elizeu dos Santos
>>91476785>>91476808>>91476799at this point we can only guess but if I have to put my monies on smth,it would be on his toxic and potential stressful enviroment and a combination of reasonsmental ilness like maniodepression and schizophrenia seem less possible and I am sure he isnt into stimulants>still hasnt got paid fuck you money>got stripped unrightfully of that interim belt>had a severe injury before a big fight>probably overtrains and is pumped the full day>hangs around conspiracy theory batshit crazy stonersthats my 2 cents,give Tony a xannie bar prescription for a week and homeboy will be fineplz upvote
Would suck if he actually has a chip in his leg and no one believes him
>>91476817Matt didn’t either. He took back his tractor and restored honor to himself as a husband
>>91476941Stress can induce this shit. Lots of shit can. Luckily he's rich and can retire tomorrow (probably unless he fucking wasted all his money).
>>91476935ZDS deserves a bigger step up for as long as he's been winning
>>91476941I appreciate your take but you gotta think Tony is still wealthy enough to not be so concerned about this stuff, hes got 300k in just bonuses in the last 4 years
thawlts n prayers with all the kiwis my guys..
>>91477013Yeah nah, he'll be right.
>>91476941>hasnt got paid fuck you moneyHe's not a draw and hes not a champ so no money for him>got stripped unrightfully of that interim belthalf agree, mcgregor should not have jumped ahead of him but hes a draw and brings in the UFC literrally 8-15x the money of a regular ppv, otherwise he was interim champ, injured himself so he pulled out getting stripped of the interim belt, then refused the next interim beltyou can say oh interim belts dont get you a shot, but in tonys case he fucked it up, and holloway/porrier WILL fight khabib 100% barring them getting injured
>>91477033also its hilarious that he turned down the interim belt with Max, then days later went and said hes ready to be the replacement fighter for Max or Porier, Tony's retarded
Been gone a few days.Can I get a quick rundown?
reminder zoomers had no idea who JDS was until last week and still underestimate his power level
>>91476975>>91476999that would be fuck you money for a country like Greece but is it for the US?isnt the average annual salary around 100k?I dont think Tony ever got paid over 200k ever and that was the Kevin Lee recent fight and after paying all the coaches and stuff,who knows how much remained>>91477033ufc treats interim belts like a joke anyway regardless of Tony's case
>>91477085He ducked Ngannou
>>91477084>On Feb. 19, police conducted a welfare check on Tony Ferguson after he made unknown threats, and his wife and son left their house, according to a separate police report. Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” Nearly two hours after the police made contact, Cristina Ferguson told police her husband’s trainer couldn’t get him to leave the house to see a doctor.>In police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” and his condition – redacted in the report – had been getting worse. He’d also refused to go to a hospital for an evaluation.
>>91477084Connor robbed a guy and hid out in Tony's wall, and now Tony has to be microchipped as part of his probation for aiding in a felony.
>>91477127the zoomer cope
>>91477107average salary isnt 100k, I think about half that. plus averages are skewed, you're looking for median. but still, tony is fine financially. I have no clue what to make of this situation
If Evan Tanner was even tanner he wouldve survived
>>91477107he made 250k/250k for the Kevin Lee fight apparently
>>91477161Took 11 yearsWas it worth it?
>>91477160he's got brain damage
>>91477166well thats good moneyI was thinking that money might be a factor cause he seemed really desperate to get that money fight for a long time
>>91477216yeah I mean I guess it could just be run of the mill brain damage, but still the reports are straight up unnerving
So when he said his family was being threatened, he meant he was the one doing it?
>>91477246ol' tony's always been a bit kooky
>False flag shooting to distract from Tony being microchipped, spied on and set upFuck (((Dana))).
>>91477221I agree there is a big difference between what he has made and Goob money, who he probably thought he would fight sooner than later
>Conor, Khabib, and Tony all get increasingly unstable and unhinged as their careers progressLads, it must be CTE. Right? I get these are tough rowdy dudes, but they used to have some self control.
>>91477254you don't need to know how deep this goes
Just blew my nose and blood came out lads. Do I have CTE?
>>91477320its the curse of the lw divisionweight till Dustin beats the shit out of his wife
Conor - NarcissismKhabib - FaggotryTony - Severe autism
How do YOU know you don't have a chip in your leg?
>>91477342holy shit RIP Juan
There is a reason Tony is a 10th Planet judoka. He noticed that the Gracie BJJ symbol looks too much like the NAMBLA symbol. I think I know who has been hiding in his walls...
>>91477281This is what happens when you look into flat earth
Think about this. When would the UFC be able to implant a chip in Tony's leg? During his knee surgery? Bingo. Now why did he need knee surgery to begin with? He tripped on a wire right? No big deal, eh? But remind me again, where exactly was he when he "tripped" on this wire? Oh, what's that you say? A mandatory UFC media event? I rest my case.
>>91477342>That chunk of brain on the rightOof
>yfw Tony & Eddie come on JRE to clear the air
>>91477520>yfw this is exactly what Eddie told Tony
>>91477342that happens to me everyday since i was like 16, gow up you stupid faggot
>>91476328have you seen him do the "deadlifts" with the hex bar? basically just a shrug
>>91477520We already know how they did it, but why?
Max isn’t even a hard fight for Khabib. Khabib unironically wins that off the couch - no camp mode.
>>91477546>Tony have you ever heard of a substance called psylocybin?
PSA Emotional and verbal abuse is equally as detrimental for individuals as physical abuse. Please do not start with the "Thank goodness this wasn't physical violence" posts with the Tony Ferguson news. All abuse is traumatic. Don't minimize one form of abuse to another.
>>91477342Quit picking your nose, doing cocaine, taking acne medicine, getting into fights, and having allergies you mong.
>>91477592PSA: i fucked your dad
>>91477626PSA I fucked him 6 times before you
>>91477575They are protecting khabib, they know that he is their mudslime cash cow and tony would ruin that for him.That's why they put the chip in his leg, so they could keep track of him whilst simultaneously pumping psychoactive drugs through the implant to keep him on the sidelines for good.All I'm saying isL O O KI N T OI T
>>91477626PSA your dad only did it for the deep web money, he didn’t even cum
>>91477591>It's entirely possible the UFC planted a computer chip in your leg
>>91477664well, that's a good reason desu
>>91476310>that ear rubholy FUCKhow did he get away with it? btw masvidal has always been my boi every since he put a whooping on kj noons
>>91477592He was having a manic episode dude this wasn't some long thought out scheme to abuse his wife, if you are gonna go full social justice on this at least acknowledge that Tony is mentally ill and needs support.
>>91477592No. That's a moronic statement. Of course physical abuse is worse, it's an escalation past emotional and verbal. Are you joking or do you sincerely think physical abuse can exist without emotional and verbal abuse?
>>91477693>DC still pretending to be the GOAT after losing to Jones twice
>>91477693Jon Jones is gonna pulse across the room and snatch those belts
>>91477696Yeah sounds kind of like bipolar to me, the no sleep in particular. And the fact he was tweeting fine just a day ago. With the little I know about mental illness if this was schizophrenia or anything I would think there would have been a lot of buildup and signs before. As opposed to just suddenly going manic and having delusions. Anybody know more that's able to weigh in? Amphetamine abuse or alcohol withdrawal could cause this as well, but he doesn't seem like a user.
>>91477693>>91477721>Popping for a banned substance automatically excludes you from the GOAT conversationIs there a more Reddit opinion than this?
>>91477742He's been having issues since February according to reports regarding his father.
>>91477281anon was found dead the next morninghe had shot himself twice in the back of the head and left a simple suicide note leaving all his worldy possessions to the pentagon staff
tony ferg gonna retire. can't keep getting hit in the head with these symptoms. another chris benoit waiting to happen
>>91477693this is almost as bad as LeBum claiming he's the GOAT, if you have to say it yourself YOU AINT A FUCKIN GOAT.
>>91477742Isn't Tony pretty straight-edge? Schizophrenia can also develop suddenly I think.>Source: WebMD
>>91477812I reckon he smokes a few spliffs per day but he definitely doesn't drink
>>91477812>"People with schizophrenia may have a number of symptoms involving changes in functioning, thinking, perception, behavior, and personality, and they may display different kinds of behavior at different times.It is a long term mental illness which usually shows its first signs in men in their late teens or early 20s, while in women, it tends to be in their early 20s and 30s. The period when symptoms first start to arise and before the onset of full psychosis is called the prodromal period. It can last days, weeks or even years. Sometime it can be difficult to recognize because there is usually no specific trigger. A prodrome is accompanied by what can be perceived as subtle behavioral changes, especially in teens."
>>91477812he's had drinking problems in the past, and mentioned he quit drinking before the pettis fight
>>91477812>tfw mini khabib was legitimately in danger
P V Z
>>91477812he probably gets tested constantly. he would have pissed hot at least once
>>91477838dat box just kills me
TFerg wears sunglasses indoors because:>he has sensory issues from autism>he thinks it's messing with the microchip that the FBI implanted in his retina
He's gonna fucking snap
just got back from, the hopsitalgot koed tor the rhtird time this week in traingin coach took me to ghet a scan and drs saimy brain has smooth regionsit'sf uckig over lads my ufc aspirtations are dead.
>>91477877I'd be worried if I was Dana right now. Probably has a security guard posted outside his house 24/7
>>91477825I once took Ambien/Zolpidem which fucked me up so much that I blacked out and took a shit more Ambien. I started hearing voices and seeing shit. Scary stuff.
>>91477877WHERE'S DANA THE PIECE OF SHITTELL HIM I'VE GOT HIS WIFE AND KIDS AND IN AN HOUR I'LL START TAKING FINGERS
>>91477877w-w-what is he going to do?
>>91477879There's always Bellator.
>>91477849Who was this faggot and does he still post here?
>>91477879this is why you need to train smartbad gyms can stifle/end peoples careers before they even get off the groundTeam Alpha Male is full of retards, and this is why Cody Garbrandt will never be good again
>>91477879its tough out there,byou were top 15 at best kid
>>91477879>got koed tor the rhtird time this week in trainginThis happens. Some coaches feed their top guys beginners or hobbyists to beat up on. Don't go to a gym that does this.
Anyone else feel really bad for Tony?This could easily be the end of his career
>>91477577>implying that off the couch Khabib could even make the weight
>>91477958If he has manic depression, he can be helped only if he takes his medication
>>91477935>cazzies don't know about the twitchGODoof and yikespilled
>Run the insomnia program >Now give it a little paranoia and ramp the hallucinations up to a 9 >Perfect
Hot take: Tony told his wife to get a restraining order against him so he could have another le ebic comeback story
>>91477958Jones went through worseIf anyone can bounce back, it'll be Tony
Jones whoops Brock? It'd make billions.
>>91477935He can heem every here
>>91478009>Gotta pay Brock monster just enough to get Jones overThat is the dilemma.
>>91478026I lust after Buddy Craw V Loma.
>>91478000Jon is just a cokehead and an asshole. This is different. Tony is literally psychotic. Look at his tweets from earlier today.
>>91478009I wonder how hard the Yuf-c actually tries to put these kind of fights together
If a fighter is mentally ill, but otherwise physically fine, would he be prevented from fighting?Is mental illness part of a fighter's screening?
>>91476449>Can't believe this ultra autist with serious mental issue finally breaksHope Eddie come through to calm him
>>91478059now THAT is a good question
>>91475915>On Feb. 19, police conducted a welfare check on Tony Ferguson after he made unknown threats, and his wife and son left their house, according to a separate police report. Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” Nearly two hours after the police made contact, Cristina Ferguson told police her husband’s trainer couldn’t get him to leave the house to see a doctor.w-..what's happening to /ourguy/?
it all makes sense nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZnL6-7dRM
>>91477713>>91477696sry I saw a tweet that said that by some dog of a woman and I couldn't resist copy and pasting that shit. I'll give myself 20 lashings as punishment
>>91476893What show is your gif from?
>>91477693DC needs to watch out for Khabib
>>91478059>>91478086>>91478059>Is mental illness part of a fighter's screeningIt is
>>91478125Then how does a rock-eating cretin like Khabib pass? No way that troll can even write his own name let alone prove his sanity.
>>91478125how do you prove it? there are a lot of quirky mma fighters
Where does Tony go from here?
Roided out knucklehead who beats the shit out of other men for a living turns out to have anger issues wow who woulda thunk it
>>91478148not anger, he's straight up at odds with reality lol
>>91478146fights Goob in a Miami mental institution
Wake up Tony
You took advantage of James Toney & yet you act like cunts about it...FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>91478144As much as any organization reasonably can. Think how the military goes about it.
>Tony realized Goober was going to prison so he too committed a crime in the hopes of meeting up with Goober in a south Florida prison yard
>Tony's massive ACL tear fixed in surgery then rehabbed in just 6 months through a self-made rehab programme, when most fighters take 9 to 12Was this the chip in his leg's doing too?
>>91476793Breaking news Reddit hates white Americans
>>91477838she's gonna be fat as shit in 5 years
W4S2C on this tony situation
>>91477838You mean Paige Sletten aka Paige Slutton aka The Gangbang Queen at Age 14 aka My Brother's A Pedo But That Ain't Me Tho
>>91478204oh god please yes
>>91478193Mr. White, we can rebuild him. We have the technology, but I must warn you there may be harsh ramifications for his personal well being.
>>91478280Whatever it takes doc, the UFC is nothing without its Interim Champs defending their titles
>>91477107which interim belt holder has got screwed?Colby? hes turned down the fight and now just had to wait and hes got his shotTony? he injured himself so he lost his shot, then was given another interim shot and he turned it downnow interim champ Max/Dustin gets to fight for the titlewhat other examples of interim champs getting screwed are there?
>>91476234>>91476378>>91476111Only good ate getting CTE gud lmao :^)
Someone plz post PVZ pics
how long before Schaub throws holy water on Joanna or thinks there computer chips in his lips
>>91478279waiting for schaub to comment
>>91477857First one definitely plausible I've never thought of that before. I can't imagine the sensory overload he goes through on fight night.
>>91478346http://lmgtfy.com/?q=paige+van+zanthere's a dump
was tony the christchurch mosque shooter?
>>91478355Schaub doesn't even know about pic related. You really think he's know about computer chips?
>>91478395Nice joke pops go to bed
>>91478498ok goodnight :)
>>91478457tough but fair my guy
>>91477320I always told you guys Dustin was the guy. You never listen.
why my favorite fighter ;_;
Wrecking his home following three days of no sleep and believing someone placed a computer chip in his leg;Throwing “holy water” at his wife repeatedly; (cops advised him to see a professional and told Cristina to give him some space)Claiming “someone was inside his walls” (this was reported during a welfare check where cops couldn’t reach him so they couldn’t do anything about it)Kicking his father out of his house and acting erratically enough to warrant a police call (the report just ends with “Incident closed”).So her man of 20 years who brought her everything starts experiencing paranoia and she just ditches him?
>>91477320With Conor, it's fameWith Khabib, it's a tight circle of sycophants With Tony, it's mental illness
How can I prove right now that my leg is not microchipped?
>>91478172First time I genuinely laugh at one of this posts
>>91478711put it in a microwave oven
>>91476274Larkin deserved that win, they made the right call in that fight.
>>91475915Honestly, if I was a cool dude who had a bunch of microchips and wanted to put them in people's legs, Tony would be the Belle of the Ball baby. Think about it: so much great data to collect, he had a huge following, and he's so silly no one will think twice about it!
>>91478165anyone that says they wouldn't pay to see this is a liar or a bindipper
>>91477693bobby knuckles would murder usmanyoel would murder him even harder
>>91477879why on earth would you want to become a professional fighter
>>91478831Robert Whittaker was finished by wonderboy, never beat Yoel, got lucky against a flushed jacare, and desperately ran away from a 5'9 Mexican that he knew was going to finish him in the first round in front of his home country. Whittaker is the WORST current champion BY FAR.
Wake up, Khabib.
You think Tony is bad wait till it hits Max Holloway.
>>91478861russian rape baby
Nunes v Cyborg II but this time the cyborg is chipped tony
>>91476793Jesus Christ your fucken idiotGo read the Matt Hughes Report. Then the Tony Ferguson one.Then Draw a fucken Venm Diagram to help your dumb ass understand the difference easier.Then come back and thank me for helping correct your stupidity
>>91479006this guys fucking FUMING
>>91477592Grew up in a shit environment. I was verbally abused alot and to an extent physically but much less.They are nowhere near the same level. Physical is on another level.Your statement reeks of sheltered person that read some fem bullshit on internet
>>91478688Women do that a lot. Look at boxers, when they lose big fights their wives leave them all the time
>>91478762it was close but i had Masvidal winning 1 and 3
>>91479036Nice generic reply faggot
Fuck I thought you were all memeing on Tony, that's actually really sad he's my favourite fighter. Was it CTE?
Does schizophrenia make you tougher?
>>91479159Doubt it, but getting hit in the head would not help.
>>91478861He demonstrated strong takedown defense but those were some blatant illegal strikes
>>91475946>>91475984>>91475969>>91475948>>91476107can i get a quick rundown?
>>91476431thank you for posting thisthats exactly how i remember the fight. I love Al, but Gamebred is my nigga!!
>>91479201> MMAJunkie.com was provided with each of the incident reports involving Ferguson and his family. The reports included Ferguson and his wife getting into arguments, Ferguson's father asking him to leave his house, Ferguson staying awake for days at a time and causing damage to their fire place, Ferguson claiming there was a microchip implanted in his leg and someone living in his walls, and repeatedly splashing his wife with "holy water." At one time, he also called the police to report that his wife had been missing overnight.He's not doing too well I reckon
>>91479182And god knows he's taken a few
El cucuy means "the loco" which means crazy in spanish
>>91479159the fuck is this scramble
>>91478077>Hope Eddie come through to calm himEddie probably told him all this chip and holy water shit.In fact I am absolutely sure Eddie either started this, or made it worse.
>>91479287the panic spin and roll
>>91479287A fine example of 10th Planet JiuJitsu™ technique
>>91479272In many ways if you look into it, "Cucuy" (Cuco, Coca, Cuca, Cucuy, Cucuí) is equivalent to "boogeyman", much like T Ferg is to the lightweight division. Illustrated in this post: Que Viene el Coco (1799) by the Spanish romance painter Francisco Goya
Sounds like he’s losing touch with reality they need to put him on meds ASAP. I don’t think he’s gonna fight again.
I hate only getting 6 hours sleep but it keeps happening.
>>91479222Me thinks relationships troubles is root cause. Wife probably caught hoeing around. I can totally see Ferguson losing it from something like this. He was always a lil crazy to begin with.Im sure all that microchip bullshit is probably delrium from lack of sleep, and drug abuse
>>91479375do you nap during the day?
>>91479405No never napped before.
he's been hanging out with eddie too much
>>91479401I always feel so ill and low energy.
>>91478861we lost the new zealand posters because of this guy
>>91479433This was me before I stopped masturbating and looking directly at women. Now I'm full of energy and my chakras are fully aligned.
>>91479433Interesting...Maybe you have a bacterial imbalance. Try out Probiotics. People with low energy sometimes have stomach issues/digestion issues
>>91477721DC will always be the real captain americafuck jones- hes elite and all, but he cant play by any rules
>>91477760Ugh, I fucking hated listening to this arrogant lip smacking motherfucker. He was talking to Joe like he was a whitebelt, and he does that shit to everyone.
>lose fight>get belt>run away from the division>poke eyes, win belt>defend against a can>disappeartruly the goat.
>>91479433You need some TRT in your life
>>91479502neither of them is /ourguy/we /chuck/ here
>>91479429I can't nap I just wouldn't fall asleep for ages.
>>91479517Joe is a white belt compared to Danaher, Joe hasn't even entered the system and heelhooked Eddie Bravo as a display of alpha dominance.
>>91479517Joe's metajitsu is really poor, he even admits that himself
Ben Askren q&a later what hilarious things are the English people going to ask?
>>91479587>Why were you covering Robbie's ear?
>>91479629>those cumstains all over Robbie's shortsjesus how long was Ben backed up
>>91479641Ben powdered before the fight, opposite of greasing
not defending conor but pretty sure the n*gger-muslim that was trying to take a pic was an avid Khabib fan trying to rustle McGregor's jimmies with stupid comments
These brand new Ben Askren fans are annoying, nowhere to be seen before. Conor McGregor fans were just desperate to jump onto the next white guy who could talk trash.
>>91477760look at this pic... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9KRRGHmsr/total fucking meathead who thinks he is superior in his understanding of everything. I could see this dude talking mad shit about everyday life to his bjj students. fuck this cunt.https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9KRRGHmsr/
>>91479726state of your post
just found out about this:>Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” >She said that, while Tony Ferguson hadn’t been violent to her or anyone else, she was concerned for her husband’s well being. In police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” and his condition – redacted in the report – had been getting worse. He’d also refused to go to a hospital for an evaluation.>In January 2018, police were called on two separate occasions for family disturbances. Ferguson’s father reported his son was “out of control” and kicked him out of the house. Tony Ferguson also reported Cristina Ferguson missing overnight.have the menes gone too far bros?the man is in actual need of helphttp://mmajunkie.com/2019/03/ufc-tony-ferguson-wife-files-restraining-order-police-visit-home/
Did you guys know Alex Oliveria has 3 kids to 3 different women who all live in the same town?
>>91480168i know tony is a hard sell but the dude has conor's manager managing him. surely that man would have to be able to hook him up with something after all the connections he's made because of conor and yet tony is here begging for people to work with him... sad
>>91480168I feel really bad for him. What a shame. He was a good fighter
>>91480238Why he didn't work with another manager? He well be in Canor's shadow all the time. Sad!
>>91480286are you making fun of my post bro
>>91480316Why? Absolutely not. Maybe I've just missed something, sorry anyway
>>91479446honestly pretty sure the nz posters were khabeeb fanboys so you might not be far off
>>91477968off the couch during Ramadan maybw
>>91480762Was it Dana White who called him a little bitch?
>>91480762>complains about social media users who seek attention >writes a massive post on social media to seek attentionSupercharged autism
>>91480168>not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg>he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” >someone was inside his wallsCould he be anymore /ourguy/? And you fucks kept calling him reddit.
>>91480868>>91480762Writes a massive social media post without actually saying anything
wish someone would snap into me
If Paulie Vs Artem happens I won't be able to stop laughing, there's no reason that should be allowed to happen.
Seems like most of it happened when Tony was severely sleep deprived, and sleep deprivation mimics the signs of schizophrenia.Sleep deprived because of hypopolarism.
>turns out Tony is actually crazyhuh. well i must admit I am surprised.
>>91479222oh shit not our boy
>>91479222legit sounds like someone smoking meth
>>91481372This desuSeen a fair few guys on meth and the “people in the walls listening” is a common scenario
>>91481372How popular is meth over there?It's big down here, most popular hard drug I reckon
>>91480168That sucks. I am 99% sure he has brain damage.
>>91481423meth is huuuuuuge in the midwestsocal has a homelessness epidemic so i'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that it's growing in popularity there, too
Is it possible that Tony knew about the NZ mosque attacks and was frustrated that no one believed him?
>>91481473I agree with people on sherdog who say that Eddie's stories probably made him paranoid
>>91481519someone translate this
in a slightly different timeline, Tony would've taken his sunglasses in the studio and avoided tripping over that stray cable, gone on to flush Khabum and then gotten a multimillion dollar payday for Conor's big comeback fightbutterfly effect lads.
>Tony vs khabib will never happen >khabib will stay undefeated beating cans with no tdd like mcgregor >Tony will get sent to an insane asylum and probably kill himself >prime schaub would get heemed by ngannou Friendly heeminder
>>91481557On second thought I take back calling mcgregor a can but there's no way he beats khabib in a million years, literal nightmare matchup for him
>>91479222This has murder suicide written all over it
>>91477652Muslims don't buy PPVs, neither do Russians. It makes zero sense to protect Khabib. Conor is the real cash cow along with Jon Jones.
>>91481529It's ChampShitOnly, bro. You either understand it or you don't. #blessed #100 #snapintuit
>>91481519DSP get a job>>91481529I am a religious person and not a bitch. Instead of criticizing me on ig do something productive. I use social media only as a source of entertainment btw>>91481593There are a lot of muslims left even after today's incident who lives in a first world countries and are ready to buy ppv
Wake up Alexander, it's time to retire. You have a beautiful family, go spend your time with them.
>>91481527That's cause you're a normie automaton.
>>91481443Go back to rddit you cocksucker fuck.
Oh boy he's getting revved again.
>>91481618Based and SmifpilledAlso Smif is the only person who can beat Gus AND Whittaker>>91481621>>91481634pic
wake up UFCs welterweight division
>>91477693Confirmed to be the servant of Baphomet
>>91481761just another dude. WW has so many top 25 guys like belal or price who can fuck your pretty little regional record and son the shit outta youthen turn around an get first rounded by a top 15
>>91477879You should change your nickname to “Smooth Brain.”
prime schaub would heem ngannou
What kind of info do you think the chip in Tony's leg was gathering?
Hey Tony are you still there?
>>91476437Khabib so that Tony can never make weight again and he'll always be 0.001 lb off.
*blocks Dana's path*
>>91479390You fucking retard, it’s got nothing to do with his relationship. This is schizophrenia (or something similar like schizoaffective disorder).
>>91482844Well that kind of language sure is persuasive, buddy
Fuck you. Its whatever this whole fight game
>>91481910you'd be surprised.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWsFot303k
>>91482844Wow we got ourselves a psychologist over here
Based tony working the smarks>read third hand account >make armchair diagnosis Poor people are easy to spot
A picogram-sized microchip
>>91482972>>91483007I’m not trying to give armchair diagnoses, I have a friend with schizoaffective disorder who does the similar shit. He thought his room was bugged, told me not to talk to him over the phone or else “you’ll be a target too,” claimed people were taking pictures of him and the news was sending him messages etcObviously it could be me projecting but it seems like Tony could be experiencing something like this too.
Does anyone think Masvidal actually has any chance to win tomorrow?
>>91479539Is that Holly Holm???
>>91483060Yep, that's right you pathetic little sheep. Believe (((them))). The people that actually know the truth are just [insert made up mental disorder here]. Grow up, idiot.
>>91483060>I'm not giving an armchair diagnosis >I'm just giving an armchair diagnosis and blog postingWow some guy did something and you knew him cool who cares attention whores like you can't take a liver kick
>>91483060my friend who's bipolar also gets really paranoid and aggressive when he's in a manic state. shit like this is hard to diagnose but i agree it sounds schizoid. wonder what set it off though.
>>91483068No I think it's chuck little
>>91483118Probably the micro chip in his fucking leg? Leave it to a swede to think some freeloader living in your walls is no big deal. Fucking cucked faggot.
>>91479539nah man.who /blessed/ here?
>>91483118Stress is a pretty common trigger for episodes, and if you’re a fighter there’s a lot of potential sources of stress. Hope your friend is ok.
>>91483137take it easy buddy>>91483147eh, you know. ups and downs hurr hurr
>>91483146Holloway isn't a 205er (yet)
What’s the best martial arts to dodge bullets?
>>91483062100%Don't forget that the best fighter Till beat is fat Canboy Cerrone.Masvidal might not be that great, but Till is total bum.
>>91483341Till is the most propped up can in the division. Everyone knows this and that's why every fighter is calling him out. Expecting a Masvidal ko
>>91483062For sure my guy
General rule of thumb: if Ben Askren wants to fight someone, they're not very goodBen Askren is a total non fighter pussy that looks for the easiest fight possible because he's a spineless faggot
>>91483377Exactly, that's why Askren is calling him out. After meeting Robbie he realized he can't really compete with the top of the division.
>>91483435He literally called out the current champ, he just knows that if Till wins, it's the best fight to make
>>91483435I don't understand how anyone who saw askren fight hasn't immediately realized this
>>91483473Ben Akren is a faggot and a fucking loser
Maia vs Askren, who wins?
>>91483526Who ever decides not to watch it
Askren is faggot
>>91483478>"l-lemme just horizontally climb on his back, it works in Bellator!!"
Name one fighter who spent his "prime" fighting in Southeast Asia tat hasn't been exposed as a total can
mental timezone gonna have to break out the boomer juice
Anyone here play Apex Legends? I like to main Cuastic and drop at bunker and spam gas traps
>>91483603Askren is the Hector Lombard of MMA.
>>91483628Heeminder that Lombard is an aussie
>>91483628Hector Lombard is the Ben askren of being a shitty fighter that makes his living selling false goods on twitter like a whore
I just want Ben ASSkren to fight someone that's going to beat the shit out of him. I doubt he could even beat nick diaz
>>91483648Robbie without a paid-off ref would work.Even JDS was LMAOing @ how much of a paid-off shit ref Herb is.
>FridayWeekend boysGonna watch Smashing Machine and Pride Fighting Decade
Askren is going to be really quiet after Masvidal wins and will probably exit the arena quickly. Jorge is actually funny, too.
>>91483715Why? Askren can wrestlefuck Masvidal.
Can Volcan do it? I have this fight 50:50, Reyes hasn't been tested yet.
>>91483744Volkan has the coolest first name I’ve heard but I still think he loses. Sorry
>>91483648Seething little dick virgin. Askren is the people’s champ. Only a true patrician enjoys his style
>>91483742Askren can wrestlefuck Bellator bums at best.Askren is a blue belt who has been smashing one-stripe white belts his whole career. He has nothing to do among UFC blackbelts.>>91483776No need to apologize my man, Oezdibum isn't Swiss by any stretch.
>>91483435>top of the divisionIs Robbie still elite? Does he have time to make another run for the belt before old ages catches up to him?
>>91483377>>91483341Masvidal has practically zero chance to KO Till. I like how when a fighter gets KO once then he's automatically "muh chinlet can xDDD". Masvidal is a fucking LW and has nowhere near the kind of power that Tyron does. And he's fighting a MW that outstruck Wonderboy. God, I am so sick of explaining this shit to you low fight IQ bums. I'm capping your posts btw Swisscuck. You're literally wrong about every single fight, you mental midget. I actually hate you. For sure my guy, Lawler will g-g-gadooosh Askren headass.
>>91483809He could easily be a Bellator or ONE champ. In UFC, probably not, there's a lot of talent on top.>>91483821Nice copypasta.
>>91483821But Lawler did gadoosh Asscan.
>>91483792Askren is an Olympic level wrestler. He has always been able to wrestlefuck a lot of guys, UFC level or not.
> get a dog, brofuckn lol?
>>91483892Hector Lombard has better credentials than Askren, look how it worked out for him.
>>91483742He wouldn't even take Jorge down
>>91483908all of lombard's ufc losses were flukes
I see Rebbit Robbie fans are still assblasted lmao
>>91477693>le i'm le goat xD le goat xDIf you have to say it, you're not the goat. Besides I'm pretty sure all this cringy goat talk is a conspiracy by dana to make fighters care more about legacy at the expense of pay.
>>91479726>>91483908Olympic judo is not better credentials than Olympic wrestling.
Reminder that Ruthless Robbie Reddit have Based Ben literally everything he had in a vicious onslaught and couldn't put him away. He got flushed immediately after. Canaru, wake up. GOATren is coming.
>>91483785>people’s champ>true patrician enjoys his stylewords have meaning, yo
Askren is literally rêddit personified. Khabib is what rêddit thinks is a total beast.
>>91484148STOP BEING RUDE YOU RETARDYOU CAN BE A FAN OF FIGHTERS WITHOUT DISRESPECTING OTHERS SILLY TWAT. BLOODY CUNT ALWAYS CHATTING SHIT WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT. FIGHTERS GO OUT THERE AND PERFORM AND YOU'RE SAT CHATTING SHIT HOW ABOUT YOU JUST ROOT FOR WHO YOU LIKE AND LEAVE THE REST FAGGOT
gotta admit this generated a big yikes from me my dawgs Why do Mixed Martial Artists love beating up their spouse?
>>91484181hey thats not fair to say, I beat my wife for exercise and ive never done mma
I JUST MYSELF TODAY
>>91484148>boom roasted xD
>>91484196Not me btw.
>>91484180Hey anonHave sexBOOM roasted
>>91484180based and correctpilled>>91484148cringe
>>91484181He didn’t beat her, he just had a mental breakdown and she didn’t feel safe. She said herself that he’s never been violent to her or the kid
>>91476793Tony never actually physically harmed any of his familyhe just sperged out and trrew "holy water" on her
>>91484252let's be real that was his piss
>>91484181Why do you assume he did anything?He might be the innocent one in this, jerk.
>Tony gets back from the gym, the onyl place he finsd rest>wife immediately starts giving him shit>bullying him>for hours>Tony gets up>pours some water>blesses it>sprinkles it on her>prays for her spirit>she files a restraining orderWomen are bitches.
Ben Askren can only dream of triggering as many people as Colby triggers.
My fucking boys are falling apart
GOATren is in London currently Someone who is going to the show try to heem him and see if you winhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k2HPAYl8uVU&time_continue=19
Derek what the fuck did you do in new zealand last night?
>>91484381he won’t punch you, just lay on top of you with his saggy flesh until security arrives would rather be heemed tbqh
>>91484405I'd spike him on his curly haired head like Lawler did
>>91484317He already triggers you. Canby triggers no one.
>>91483683I feel like Robbie was given something before the fight. It's obvious he needs to calm himself down from whatever was given to him. He acted and looked like this version of Bane.
>>91484367>Conor is a chimp who hasn't thrown a kick in decades>Khabib just cannot get his shit together and manage to consistently fight without missing weight or getting suspended>Tony is Chris Benoit >The Chris is dead>Max gets violently ill before fights due to the cut and when he goes up he will undoubtedly be heemed just like Conor, plus he already probably has CTE or else he just speaks like a retard>Knucks clearly isn't champ material and is winning split decisions to hold onto the belt>Gus is considering retirement because he knows he is flushed>Stipe got heemed by Daniel Redditier>DC himself won't stop talking about how he's the GOAT despite being heemed by the GOATthe only one of my boys not in dire straits is Jon himself, who ironically probably deserves to be JUSTed the most I need some new boys.
Tferg is literally on meth.
TONYS WIFE IS A CRAZY BITCH LOOK INTO ITMY BOY IS INNOCENT
>>91484486A Smifpill was given to him. He couldn't really comprehend the greatness of incoming fight so had to manually slow slow down his heart rate
All I can say is that if some guy was living in my walls that I fucking paid for you better believe I'd be pissed tooTony went to easy on that fucking guy
>>91484499This chokey boy is gonna send all the fans of black american super-athlete wrestlers on suicide watch.He's definitively my boy.
>>91483683In awe of the absolute traps on this lad
>posting a picture of old wrestling medalsI know this feel. It's depression guys.
>>91484431This. Ben isn't trying to but he succeeds, while Colby tries soo hard to be the edgy trigger fella and fails
>>91484499Jon is doing well because he listens to his body. All top athletes do this. If he needs cocaine he does it. That's why he's the goat and DC is a try hard Ben askren tier pretender
Cejudo needs to go have a talk with Tony.
Absolutely love Aldo. He could take the Sam Alvey career path and smash journeyman cans, but instead he's going on a retirement tour of DEMOLISHING top contenders. Aldo Bless.
>>91484559Ben is also a legitimate FAGGOT and Colby is a legitimate fighter so it's hard to respect Ben and hard to not respect Colby
>>91484590Aldo is our last boy standing
Bros...Hes just too strong. The UFC will never recover. Once he gets ahold of the belt nobody will be able to unseat him
>>91484590he's trying to stay relevant for the McNuggets rematchIt's sad that Conor has been ducking him for years now. Conor expects immediate rematch every time he gets heemed but won't give it to a guy that actually deserves it
>>91484598>Colby>Legitimate fighterHes a cagehugging autist but talks like hes a knockout artist. He also pays porn stars and strippers to hang out with him for his cringey videos.
>>91484590He ducked Ortega
>>91484640Ortega ducked into some 50 year old cougar pussy
>>91484640Ortega got crushed already
>>91484639>doesn't understand cringe humorHe needs to do a collab with sam hyde for his next in-house promo
Let the Bong make the thread.
>>91484640If Cantega can't take Max down he's not taking Aldo down lmaoHe's lucky he never fought Aldo
>>91484639Colby is the fighter Ben pretends he is. Colby can legitimately beat top guys Ben is flushed and never was good. The other shit you said is irrelevant to fighting
Go on Rhys
>>91484673You're a sperg
>>91484708Colby isnt a legitimate fighter. His best win is a flushed LW and he barely won.
>>91484708Kamaru would absolutely embarrass CanbyHe could literally take his shorts down and put his balls down Canby's throat and there's nothing he could do about it
>>91484672>cringe humornah I think he's just stupid af
New you goofs>>91484793>>91484793>>91484793
>>91484148He will get the mop chopped off his head with a high kick soon
>>91484580jon just has an addictive personality and may or may not be a sociopath >>91484598most wrestlers are legitimate faggotsboom roasted