Games today:Newcastle Knights vs Cronulla SharksKickoff at 6pm AEDTSydney Roosters vs South Sydney RabbitohsKickoff at 7:55pm AEDT
Will be an easy win for Easts I would expect.
Dead spoort dead poomunity
Everyone knows by now Souths always win the first game and the Roosters win the second one
YOU CAN TAKE ME NOWI HAVE SEEEEEEEEEN IT ALLLLLLL
Come and get it, faggots.
>"He hurt a disk in his back, or he felt an issue with his back on pretty much his first carry.>"We will see how Jimmy pulls up tomorrow morning and get the doctor to assess him.>"He was in a fair bit of pain. He is not lying down," the coach said.
>>91471784Rubbish OPWheres the greentext?
100% tip record for 2019feels good being E L I T E
>>91475229>Dude what if we take the Minnesota Timberwolves logo, rotate it and remove the background?!?
>>91475474based retarded autism cunt
Based elite Locky>multiple gf wins>voice like rocks in a blender>no degenerate tattoos>gets spot on broncos ltd. board of directors>resurrected his hair from death>sired multiple sons
>>91475177I dont get it. Is this a Da Vinci code joke? Wtf
>>91475474>>91475229What if we take the denver broncos and change nothing
Cheeky little monkey fella
>>91476204Based Montanna saving the game from bankruptcy
Gib spot in the NRL to the Kumuls pls. Its time PNG was represented in the NRL.
We'll swap them in for womanly
>>91476270The butterFace of the Game
Christchurch getting shot up lads
Need some HIGH IQ commentary from BASED richo lads
>>91476447>Muslims getting shot in Christ’s Churchan audacious twist from the usual plot
>>91476270The hero we need and dare I say it deserve
Just got a fuckin job lads holy shit
I have a soft spot for the knights, hope they get up
things happening in christchurch lads
>lodge getting 2 match ban for completely fair tackle
really want to fug the girl at the front desk at work lads
This weird fat balding bloke at work is always creeping me out giving me these gross looks when he comes in in the morning and a bunch of times he's been right there when I come out of the toilet, thinking about reporting him to hr ladies
Tips for tonight fellas?
cheering for GOATcastle but probably sharksand probably poosters
>>91476376Based kumul bro
Souths win and they make a zillion more bennett v seibold articles
Whos going to the game tonight?
think ive got cronulla and easts
Is there a more banal """""personality""""" than nightshit lads?
Morgod WILL be leading the cowboys to the finalsIn Morgod we trust
>>91478277He's certainly a very manly personality if that's what you mean by this.
Sharks finna bouta get EXPOSED
apparently im 'banal' because im not a pedo, or have a longstanding DV relationship with a drug addicted prostitute lads
>>91474980Newcunt detected, the first gamethreads never contained greentext
Watching the basketball and realized Luka Doncic kind of looks like Angus Crichton with a small head
are rugby injuries common?
>>91478414You got that joke about manly losing their hymen to norths though
>>91478487There's usually a player or two injured in every other match. Very rarely seriously. Anal prolapse is quite common amongst Eastern Suburbs players.
manly fucked northsnin the ass if anything. where are the pooears now?
Greenturd should postpone tonight's games in light of the events in Christchurch
>>91478699I swore to protect you from bullying.
i agree, i'm already off my face after the celebrations i need time to calm down before focusing on the games
>>91478735It's a term of endearment
What's Piss thinking lads
>>91478834>my feet hurt>fucking kaylin isnt a 5/8>i wish i was at kings cross>i should buy a dog
I thought Warriors vs Bulldogs wasn't until tomorrow??
cocomuds BTFO by BIG MUSCULAR white men yet again how can shitskins ever even begin to compete with the white man?
Had to fly to Chile because 4chan got blocked in my country after certain eventsStupid Brenton
>go to /cric/ to see how they're handling things since poo peelanders are too scared to come to /nrl/>thread is everyone crying about being sick from the video and how scary it isLMAO
god all i want is to die lads
>>91479488i hear that's a popular new sport in new zealand mate
SBW is pretty sad lads
>I rate Ponga
Storming again lads
>>91479803sorry mate i don't recognize the use of edgy unless it's accompanied by a picture of bismuth
>Darkie fucks up a sure tryGlad we got him on our peem lads
Can my /nrl/ family stop fighting and watch the footy please, I'm lonely and need this.
>you now remember the 2016 prelim final
anybody else got Goylan?
No but I did fall for the Fifita meme
>galel is still playingIf only he could read he could write a book or something.>dis 1 teim eye dropped da ball
/nrl/ proving once again that /cric/ is for little bitches
Poogan getting shown up by shitrik pee
Fitfita more liek FatFatta
>>91479972>>91479964Got Moylan, Fifita, SJ and PonGOD. C on Fifita
>My Johnson 0
>only 2 games deepwho else /panicmode/ here
Why do the sharks still have their stolen premiership?
Klemmer was a steal for me
awwwwww Moylan caught the ball :3
>both peems so shit that they can't score or hold onto the ballLoving this season so far lads
White boi getting btfo by black MAN
Getting a coffee. Second half better have a fight in it.
>>91480248Based fecking Ireland needing a fight in everything
>NRL mentioning the attackFuck off I want to watch the footy.Don't ban me jannies, they're literally talking about it on the telly.
How's the weather in Sydney?
Nice try that. Fucking video ref better not...
>>91480413Fecking Potato famine, more like Try famine
>>91480410This. My godfather is a manly man and he is friends, obviously, with my father. Don't know if he has any other friends though.
Cronulla is going to win this 2 nil
Fucking hook Moylan he's gone gumby wtf, ruined my outrageous final score tip
where are we streaming from these days lads?
Good that the refs are consistently clamping down against incorrect play the ball. It's not tunnelball you retards. Scrum feeds need to be next.
is this angle kino?
3-2 final score
>>91480541Kayo. it's worth it
What even is this game lads
>>91480551For replays in slow-mo yes
>he doesn't give based aussie battler murdoch some pocket change
>>91480541WatchNRL app for outside australia-pacific. It's basically fox nrl channel live and on demand. Works really well.
>giving murdoch my neetbuxyeah nah
>>91480565waiting for the tv/console application. any news on when thats out?
>>91480650just use [REDACTED].live, it's not hard and it's free.
can't believe gallen killed those poor muzzies
>>91480650You don't need that though, there's a kayo phone app and it does chromecast. I got a chromecast dongle thingy for €30 which is like $40 and now can use my phone for youtube, netflix, nrl
>>91480650You absolute moron. You can literally use your kayo login details on the already existing foxtel now app. Dumb cunt.
Pass from Pearce looked forward
Don't know how I feel about this whiney fecker lads
>>91480711Chill out, its Friday.
P R O F E S S I O N A LF O U L
P O O A R K S
thanks for taking edrick pee, pooasslel
R E F B A L L
The refs just don't know the rules do they.
>>91480766Audience numbers are low, need to create hype with a golden point game. Learn 2 narrative.
>>91480772Johnson fg incoming
>nigger who should have been in the bin scores
BLACK MAGIC BEATS YOUR REFBALL CUNTS
Edrick "Redemption" Lee
HOW CAN WHITE MEN COMPETE
Feels good to be black, bros
All that practice from running from the cops paid off lads
>>91480797Oath man. I always had a soft spot for him at the Raiders. I will admit, only this week I was calling him the worst player in the game. Will be good if this is the beginning of a redemption arc because he's a good lad.
>>91480790>>91480818no need, fellas
awwwwww Moylan trying to play footy :3
Gallen needs to retire like 5 years ago. He fucking secks.
>>91480863enjoy this gimmick
No justice until they return the stolen premiership
>Shaun Johnson using Christchurch as an excuse
Inglis is fat
Inglis on boot watch
They see themselves as cosmopolitan, trendy, yuppie good guys holding the line against the bogan horde. What they really are is a bunch of aspirational liberal voting poofters and toothless ice-addicts and the most fair-weather supporters in the game. Fuck you Easts!
Freddy is fucking back lads
Boys what are some good exercises for shoulder stability? I haven't played footy for a few years and I've had surgery on my shoulders. A bit unwisely I joined a rugby team the other week since I'm trying to be a real social cunt... I wanna prep these shoulders for impact.
>>91480919the reporter hamfisted it into the conversation he was confused when she mentioned it dickhead
>>91480938Pushups and laps around the oval mate. I'd ask /fit/ though if it was me
>>91480925I fuckin don't like melbourne but the sharks cheated a premiership. Why have it one way for the storm but not for the sharks?
>>91480938shoulder presses, internal/external rotations. Youll wanna strengthen your lats if you're playing footy.
is our guy at the game?
just remembered that poo peeland is a feeder club for the poosters
F I crie everytiem
>>91480969>they cheated the premiership um sweaty they cleared them of that
shireGODS UH PRETENDERS YUH
fuck up josh
>>91480969But Cronulla were not over the cap in 2016. In 2014-15 and 2017 they were over but not the year they won the comp. Salary cap should be scrapped anyway, free market principles and all that. I watched Melbourne win two gfs and don't give a fuck what the nrl says, they were the best team those years and deserved to win but rules are rules.
had to watch on catchup so I'm a bit late but based GOATcastle lads
In which minute will Morris become injured? 35th for me.
>>91481090Do NOT show this to /afl/
>>91481087after his 4th try
going to activate my brapper lads
Refs just becoming lazy now.
Imagine not having cam murray
Based Reynolds always aiming for the goalposts
1v1 tackles should be 2 points lads
Based tap and go not like last season where it was penalty goal every time.
Nicole if you're reading this I wish I could go back to what we had. I know you don't want to talk to me but I miss you in my life. Please call me, just to chat.
Tactical blunders: not taking the two at a nil-all scoreline.
Move on, I left you on read for months, please take a hint, I'm ghosting you now.
graham is fucking shit lads
>>91481252What minute are you in?
that was burns m8
Imagine not having friend lads
Still don't like the clock counting down instead of up
>not watching 9
>>91481287I don't have any friends and haven't for years.
based touchie missing crocks forward pass
>>914812989 is worth it for joey. 9 would be dead if he left for Fox
>cheats cap>still BTFO by knightsthe eternal losers
don't forget fred m8
still over the moon with GOATCASTLE lads
>gets three wooden spoons>gets mad at premiership winners kek every time
Woolies have this mint mud cake and you should check it out lads
That's the Australian dummy-half, can your friend do that? Don't think so.
Woolies has some pretty good stuff at their bakery desu
>wins the first 4 games of the season>gets wooden spoonbased
>>91481340They played pretty good. Cronulla weren't at their best and there was refball but it's looking good signs for Newcastle this year.
The grass is not going to hold up. Is it pissing down in Sydney, looks like but can't tell on tv
Accidentally fell asleep and burned my veggies and missed the first 30 minutes of the game lads
Imagine shopping anywhere other than Aldi's
FUCK I put 2k on Rabbits
Imagine shopping at Aldis.
Cronk is still the best halfback in the game. Just beats two tackles with footwork and puts a perfect pass. He's awesome.
who is this newcunt paddy
He's an absolute faggot
hes not that new
Just defended western civilization lads.
Souths is literally, right hand edge good, left edge bad: the team
Imagine passing yr 10 English
need latrel to get in lads
>he doesn't go to multiple aldi shops for his groceries
>tfw i captained Latrell
Reminder that Tedesco is a must
Can someone post that pic of Ivan?
Not that one. The one where he's at a club or something and has longish hair.
I reckon when its raining they should just go do their half time meeting in the showers so they stay conditioned to the elements when they go back outside
PLAYSTATION MENTIONEDXBOX BTFO
Whats with this bunnies refball?
>gus rabs 'banter'
What the fuck was the touchie looking at lads
That's not a knock on.
Actually I'm right, it's not a knock on.
video ref disagrees m8
broken fukken arm
get ready for a broken arm
Doesn't change the fact I'm right.
no m8, that means your officially wrong
So show of hands guys. Who /SJ/ here?I feel i made a big mistake taking him
>not picking based QLD halves pairing munster and morGOAT
Fixed for rabbitohs - too much public money on the roosters.
Actually I'm correct.
yep, I'm cracking the 1000 this week
based sea eagles will redeem my peem
>souths refball>in 2019getting really sick of this shit
>MorGOD and walkGOD in my peem
did i fuck up not getting cook
nah m8, you fucked up with the rest of your cookie cutter team
>>91481862>38 pointsNah youre good
this is the time of the game when walkie scores 100 points m8
Missed screencapping those girls
does wifebeating run in the family mate?
based slippy aj
Poosters on SEETHING watch
me in the background keeping an eye on the cunny
>iphone ad about black guy getting cucked by spanish guy
please show young women watching our sport
Just pulled a ben hunt lads
>Back to back premiers HAHAHAHAHA only small brained retards and rural hicks believed this
don't know anyone from the country that supports the chooks m8
>it's okay if people don't follow the rules of the game, you just have to cheat better than the other team
2 forward passes there before tupous try lads
>cook>fifita>murray>gillett>moylan>johnson>ponga>nikora on the pineSJ aside I don't think I'm doing too bad so far
You're literally doing terrible
Did Rabbits win I got bored and stopped watching
>>91482044rabs is still commentating m8
pooptrell is losing it lads
when will they learn
>cheering at bitchell bleedingBased crowd
more like tedeadshit
>3 good>3 mediocre>1 shitMiddle of the road 2bh
>ponga 40>SJ 26>tedesco 26kekKEK
3/3 tips bois
40 is pretty good for a half in such a slow grindy game. He's just lucky he's a goalkicker
Who was that thick hipped girl doing an interview in the background
Liked the quality of Kayo tonight, I started the free trial tonight and the quality was perfect. Didn't drop out at all, can anyone here speak to it being any good?
>V Radley 25
I switched from tipping Knights and Rabbits 10 minutes before the lockout
time to watch some angel
shall be cracking 500pts this week lads
>>91482190>>91482190>>91482151I know this feel
>in 3 tipping comps>can't remember who i've tipped for each comp
All these abo players with snow white kids
>>91480650Telstra Tbox lad
Tbox was discontinued and superceded over half a decade ago
The virgin Latrell Mitchell The used to have a good amount of sex but is now depressed dad mode Greg InglisThe chad Joseph Manu The omnipotent sex god Braidon Burns
Thought burns was a bum 2bh how did he become good suddenly
hes not m8
Won't be making any trades going into round 2
>>91482465He's good when he doesn't have to play wing and catch kicks
Will be thinking about 1
>>91482555I'll be thinking of plenty, but will give everyone a second chance to impress me or prove they aren't flukes
anybody going to wests v manly tomorrow?
rd 2 score is more important than the rd1 score for cash generation, but thinking of downsizing one of my CTW to boourns to then have space to upgrade host/tatola for rd 2->3
>going to a game with 2 irrelevant spoon contenders who are bankrupt and will be relocated or folded within 5 yearsYikes
For me, it's leaving your jumper in the car and getting soaked in the SCG
getting sick of this manly bashing. all you turncoats were /NMC/ lifers the last few seasons. what happened
>>91482653as the original manly supporter here, your a faggot.
>>91482669please post more manlybro
I'm literally the most active member of the poomunity
top kek you fucking faggot. i literally make 95% of all posts here
For me it's Adam Reynolds. The BEST halfback in Australia
No you don't because I do
>arguing over who is the more active on this almost dead poomunity
Ivan, the nightshift gimmick has run its course. when will you just let this thing die
for me, it's MorGOD. The Morgan/Holmes combo is gonna be lethal next year.
>thinking i don't have big plans for this gimmickOH dear...
Morgo is going to the BroncGODS next year m8. You losers are stuck with clifford lol
>>91482882whats your endgame
/nrl/ on more dead than a new zealand mosque watch
For me, it's giving your star recruit $1million to warm the bench just to spite your rivals and lose anyway
Eating my last woolies discount rack cupcake lads
>he doesn't have friend>he doesn't have murray>he doesn't have walkGOD
Stalking a guy at work is a bit faggotty
no poopoo peelands on tonight kek
>can't even make 400 postsIs there anything more poothetic?
Friendly reminder that there are always meme players that go large in Round 1. Let the peems who took these meems brag.Friendly reminder that you picked the boys in your squad for a reason and that you shouldn't panic after 1 round.
Jamal, you alive m8?
>two games in one night>doesn't even hit 400 posts kek, this place is a wasteland. /afl/ fucking runs this
*fights your biggest and tallest player*
>>91490930you reckon moylan will come good mate?
All the games today are shit
>silvertails vs fibros>shitpleb detected
Nobody has cared about the silvertails vs fibros for over 30 years
just talking up the game mate
>>91492264He had an ordinary night but still managed to hit 50. He was also in pretty much everything the sharks did. Might even update higher yet. I have him too and he's one of the picks I think I really nailed.
The on demand stuff on kayo is in 480p and low bitrate. Disgusting.
>>91493124Never gotten anything below 720 with good bitrateWhat're you watching
All the mini replays and certain docos are only available in SD. Pathetic.
Had a look at Knights v Sharks Mini and it's 720p 5.3mbps bitrateAnything you can actually give an example of
>>91493377Yeah this is true. Lmaoing at this murdoch shill trying to dispute an indisputable fact.
>doesn't provide a screenshot
>>91493501He's been doing it for years now.
>>91493548Yeah, first it was all the foxtel IQ shit, then foxtel play, then foxtel now, and currently it's kayo he's shilling. I wonder what sub par Murdoch trash he'll shill next.Embarrassing that they still can't stream above 480p in 2019
Australian internet infrastructure does not support streaming above 480p. Thanks Malcolm.
>le fug le trun bull xdxd
disappointed that i share /nrl/ with NBNlets
>>91493615It's fucking retarded. They stream the live shit at 720p (albeit at low bitrate), but the on demand content is SD.
Bulldogs 49-0 Warriors
>>91493791It streams live at 1080p 50fps
>>91493791They do it deliberately because they have a monopoly, goy.
>salty poorfag making things up because he's jealous of high bitrate kayochads
>>91493904A monopoly created artificially by the cuckalition.
>>91494022Well yeah, no one's gonna argue against that
Edge is the best browser for kayo
Anyone else watching Reserve grade at 1080p 50fps 7.43mbps from based kayosports on their NBN fibre connection?
>>91494064sad state of affairs
>>91494166I am watching the same quality on WatchNRL. Doggies reggies looking strong. The game clock time is increasing in reserve grade which is nice too
Warriors just gave away enough tickets for it to technically be a sellout lads
>>91494311Giving away tickets is the only way your shit sport will ever "sell out"
*stat pads against shit nations**gets shot*
Just realised that the on screen game clock is moving up because it's sky nz broadcast. Which retard at fox thought it necessary to move the clock down? Is it trolling?
Just realised I can watch the non-fta games for free on my phone because I am a telstra customer lads
Haven't had an L&P for ages lads
>>91494433Yeah but you cant cast it to the TV because thats the one feature every cunt wants and we cant give the people what they want.Or god forbid give them a decent alternative to Nine and Fox
>>91494576fuck off walkcunt
Cowmen play today lads
reckon cricket is too dangerous these daysbased wifebeating and pissdrinking for me lads
The doggies had a try where the lad didn't put the ball down
warriors will win after muh christchurchits free money lads
Kerrod Holland Ltd
for me it's Napa and the nz cheapie half lads
fuck yeah based throwback warrirors jersey
cowgods aren't on til 6
Holland looking a bit like Theon Greyjoy>>91495734Napa and RTS here.
i don't get why so many people got holland, shit choice
is it Maumalo's year?
>dat defensive read by hollandShow of hands. Who here picked him?
is Kata the only player with a try celebration song?
>tfw didn't include him in my 17
Not really based because everyone has him
everyone might have him but i'll use the money better than everyone else
poodogs will win, cap this post
>score ends 49-0book it greenberg
Beirut Bulldogs BTFO
Warriors will capitulate in the second half, my digits will confirm this prophesy.
surely this ance commercial is irrelevant to 90% of foxtel viewers
Sydney traffic today got me into a FOUL mood ladsWhat I miss?
Bildogs getting btfo
Need a new phone lads, any recommendations?
This is the 2nd massacre in poo poo land this week lads
$19 coles button phone
>has no friends>doesn't talk to girls>is unemployed>thinks he needs a phone
Only 1 of those things are true m8
What happened to /our lad/ lachlan lewis lads
*sidesteps your mosques*
FUCK kerrod Holland
Second year syndrome m8
Thank fuck I didn't fall for the holland meme
Is lachlan lewis the son or grandson of wally?
>>91496703Nephew I think
He's wally's nephew iirc
>"christian" violating nz space to scoreBit inappropriate at this time to be quite honest ladies
It would have been a 40/20 you fucking retarded commentators
woah woah waoh, video ref made the right call
>>91496800Refs have been surprisingly good
Can't even remember what forwards the fullwogs have anymore
Knights have no class. Disgusting
Perth Bulldogs when?
dat cheeky poo peeland slag in the background
>>91496884why mate did they dab on the corpse of new zealands muslim population
Need a screencap of that hand up the ass
poowis might just be the worst half in the comp
Can't believe I fell for the Holland meme, at least I didn't play him at hooker like a lot of retards
Best way to finish, lads
>tfw fell for the crapa meme
Reminder that Tedesco, Ponga and Tom Trbojevic are all must haves
>>91497016Not only did I do this, I failed to fall for the Tolman meme like I wanted to.Now I can't even work out how to get rid of this fucking log.
Based DCE being humble and well spoken
>Madge and Sam ;_;
is klemmer the least photogenic creature in human history?
>>91497323Clearly forgetting Matt Groat. Even his name was ugly.
>its almost DCE time
Jurbo on my captain watch
anybody listening to the grandstand call? the absolute fuck is this retard talking about "little bit of helpful cheating"
The gf is watching gossip girl lads. Have to watch the game on my phone
anyone else at the ground
>>91497552no and neither are you you lying poof
Jurbo on ACL watch lads>>91497503Tell he Chuck is a fuckwit and that she can watch that fucking garbage later.
i think theres 19k other people there m8
>>91497583Chuck is alright. My favourite arc in gossip girl is the Juliet Sharp one, and I wish she won.
>watching gossip girl past season 2
The Virgin SerenaThe Chad Blair
DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE
Moment silence again.
Moment of silence boys. No posts for at least one minute
based sydney weather
just jurbo in this one lads, two bottom 8ers here
Hey Richo send me a text mate. We're going out tonight
>got the C on jurboFUCK
>having any of these players on your peem
>>91497783got a new phone, what's your number again?
>>91497926DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
got 5 of these lads lads
got jurbo and tapau in the 17 and some Wests cheapie forward on the bench
Sad thing is DCE will probably still play for Queensland and Australia
Shit game lads going to watch F1
>>91497998>>91498058Sad stuff. My peem was scoring so well before this game
>Confirm I took out the Tigers fullbackkek
dumb fucking ref
Based ref fucking manly
LITERAL MATCH FIXINGFUCK OFF
>this is a rulewtf lads
>>91498192If the ref causes it yesIf the player is a retard and runs into the ref then it's play on a lot of the time
how have wests not scored
Wests just can't hold onto the ball.
It's easier to not score than you think, I haven't scored in 29 years for example
They can hold my balls
Taking the two. Absolutely elite tactical decision. Based coaching by Hasler.
Let's get this bad boy to 600 by the end of the next game
Elliot literally murder yourself you fucking dumb cunt
The absolute STATE of womanly
Dear oh dear oh dear
Imagine having Brandon Elliot in your round 1 starting team (injuries or not) and thinking you're NOT going to win the spoon
unironically kill yourself
based elliott thinking about my supercoach
God Defend New Zealand, Australia and Canterbury-Bankstown.
wet cutie sideline reporter
based DCE single handedly winning this game for manly
>terrible half with loads of knock ons and no tries>32 pointsyep i'm thinking jurbo is a must have
>Manly are so poor they still use HP Laptops instead of based iPads
Des made all the players buy ipads in the off season with their own money. Keep up
Danny has only played 4 players so far.
>>91498811How can you tell that lad?
>based joey and based SJ on the one programThink I'm going to cum lads
>>91498890Have a look at his team. He's gonna crack 1100 easily.
yeah i've only played 4 too... haha
>>91498904How do see his peem? The app isnt showing me shit.
>>91498939I've been able to see everyone's team since the round started. Might be exclusive to SC gold though.
>>91498952Doesn't everyone have Gold for the first two weeks?
>>91498903>Johns and John's son.
>>91498967I don't know. I've never been without gold.
>>91498983>>91498952Who's teams are looking good m8? Also please post a cap of danny's team.
>>91499001The usual contenders are looking good: jamal, terence, n etc. Milky and that wojak team will surprise everyone.
Some absolute refball going on. NRL need Wests to win at Leichhardt to keep interest going in the west of Sydney. Pathetic.
DCEgregiously poor tackling form
manly are spoon material lad
Redpill me on the good parts of Sydney
Jurbo is doing literally nothing and is still over 50
kane ellgy or whatever he is called is looking awful
why are there so many fat islanders playing centre or wing in the nrl
>>9149909940 tackles, he's a machine
I used up my $300 free bet on the Cowmen winning tonight. Didn't realise Feldt isn't playing.
Because all they have to do is run over manlets
God damn. Why didn't I listen to sangster and buy farrah?
fuck this shit
someone make a new thread for the main event COWGODS
>That 35 year old boomer who scores a double against Pooly
need gutherGOAT to score 200 lads
>>91499155imagine if your clubs whole identity was being poor lmao
TOP FUCKING KEK>spoonly
Muscular fucking FarahLORD
>build club identity around being rich>play at crumbling decrepit urban cesspit
Manly have been in far more dire positions than this over the years, but have still NEVER won a spoon.
Imagine being Luke BrooksYou finally get the team to yourself, the commander, the directorAnd then two old cunts come in, take over and everyone on your team and in the crowd loves them way more than you
The fuck are you talking about? It is a picturesque suburban ground, right by the ocean. Brookvale is iconic.
Just stop nightshit mate.Its getting embarrassing
Brookvale isn't right by the ocean m8, one of the WOAT suburbs on the beaches
Sunshine Coast Sea Eagles when?
Wasn't going to watch any of the games, but it's comforting to have some noise in the background
Did Hannah Hollis just say sweetie?
Amazing how the footy season can temporarily distract you from thoughts of killing yourself.
>>91499283based nrl player
>>91499289Go make a sextape
Want to put my willy inside of Vonnie lads
Based. Dropped gavin pooper to the bench. Now just need to drop this plodder completely to reserve grade
Gavin Pooper has like a 9 game scoring streak m8
And that scoring streak masks the fact he turned into a useless plodder in 2018. Time for him to go. Dunn and Jensen are in now.
>jurbo finished 6 under projectionDROPPED
>playing taumalolo on an edgeKEK
Footy is back
*yawn*tired lads, so won't be watching this snoozefest
I prepaid a hooker to finally lose my virginity but she never showed up to the nice hotel room i got, i got it for a couple extra days because we were hitting it off on txts as well. I never had caviar or french champagne before so it wasn't a complete loss i guess.At least I get to watch cowcucks lose with my /nrl/ family.
>>91499471unlucky shiggies m8
two shit peems
BASED WHITE GOD
>this guy steals your fireWut do?
Hess kinda turned into a nothingburger but why lads?
De Belin is INNOCENT
So who /kahu/ here? Can't believe I fell for this meme
Dragons keeping Cows in this with their incompetence
Dumb fucking coconut
What an awful game
Anyone got a stream?Would pay for that watchnrl shit but it doesn't fucking accept maestro
>Taumalolo trying to put a step on when he has a 60kg weight advantage???
it's the only card they use in this bumfuck country
>tfw no more reddit vlc stream
If you want convenience just get Kayo
>>91499632Dont think it works overseas?
>>91499632>25 dollareedoos for a bunch of sports nobody cares about like afl and super rugby
league and grig are easily worth 12.50 if you split your sub with a mate
Watch me nae nae
CowGODS suck but Fagons worse
God I hope Kyle Feldt is the goal kicker when he comes back. Or Clifford when he replaces fartin
>>91499648The basic package allows 2 simultaneous streams. Go halves with a friend and share the account.You DO have friends, right?
>>91499667Don't worry, based Dunny gonna tear up the dragQUEERS in the second half.
>>91499688I can't believe that retard Granville played the whole half
can't believe i fell for the kahu AND opacic memes. why isn't hampton playing? he'd be on 2 tries by now
>>91499683Not that like decent sportsIt's all football over here
>>91499688>>91499690Asiata and Dunn are all we need at dummy half. Granville needs to go along with Cooper.
kahu meme was a common trapif you fell for the opacic meme you are dumb as fuck lad
I panicked with opacic because I was set all off season for Hampton to goat it up, then this retard takes his spot
AND ANOTHER THINGI’M DISCOVERING LATELYI’M A BIT CRAZYFOR MY RUGBY LEAGUE PEEMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8BA6bBvyhRc
just thumbed down a youtube video lads
Do you guys think Barba is watching the game?
He's at the shamrock hotel with his missus right now. Absolutely off his face. He's gonna assault someone tonight.
Someone split a Kayo sub with me
Dragons are a boomer team
Cows probably winning the spoon again this year
>tfw no qt personality disorder gf
just want to die lads
>mfw we break 650 posts
This might just be the worst game of the Round
Dunn is still on the bench. What is green doing?
Ugh, there's always 2020 I suppose
>Dunn comes on>CowGODS start dominatingHmm...
>>91499842>tfw I'll never impregnate a girl
Pee Maire Fartin
>that >pregnantThats why
How is lolo so fast lads
He's got big strong leg muscles that allow him to move fast.
Someone have the 4th panthers sextape?
it's just me and ya mum with MG's roastie daughter
Corey Norman was a terrible signing
Based bisexual mum
Fuck Bowen is retarded
Aitken came way too far up then
>hunt couldn't pick it up
Ravalawa garbage time try
>its a “dude every home team wins so the fans are happy and keep turning up to games” opening round*yawn*
>he did NOT fall for the MorGOD memeyikes
De-merge already, bring back the Steelers
Dragqueens absolutely btfo by the cattlelads
Brent is the only one with a higher projected score than me.
I don't think it's premature to pencil in the based Cowwies for a second premmie and MorGOD as Dally M
>>91500097Morgan is my target for Round 3. Need to use my two trades this week to dump Nappa and Kahu.
cowboys will lose next week. they always do at suncorp. i think they only have won once their during the Green era.
this brent lad sounds like a legend, probably going to run away with it tbqh
Why are (You) not at CMC Rocks QLD 2019?
>richo was too scared to text me>we are now heading to FAMOUS without himSad.
>>91500306Go to bed Brent
jeez, you don't get out much, do you?
just the beat usually
gotta now joe, about to have my ID scanned. you better come out next weekend
you know where to find me
>>91500300You know what? Apart from the Radley meme that isnt too bad. Was expecting way worse 2bh.
>THE Broncos have made a decision on the charge levelled at front rower Matt Lodge out of Thursday’s match against the Storm.>The club will accept the two-match ban for contrary conduct for a tackle on Storm five-eighth Cameron Munster.
yeah I'm thinking I'm cracking 1k
Who on 700 odd here with 6 players to come tomorrow?
>>91501821700 with 5 left
The only thing of mine that's 700 is my weight in kilograms
If you have 5+ players in tomorrow's games, your peem is trash
4 players in my peem, confirmed top tier
Joseph Melican is a paedophile.