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Games today:
Newcastle Knights vs Cronulla Sharks

Kickoff at 6pm AEDT

Sydney Roosters vs South Sydney Rabbitohs

Kickoff at 7:55pm AEDT
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Will be an easy win for Easts I would expect.
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Dead spoort dead poomunity
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terrible op
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Sharks
Roosters
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Everyone knows by now Souths always win the first game and the Roosters win the second one
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YOU CAN TAKE ME NOW

I HAVE SEEEEEEEEEN IT ALLLLLLL
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Come and get it, faggots.
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>"He hurt a disk in his back, or he felt an issue with his back on pretty much his first carry.
>"We will see how Jimmy pulls up tomorrow morning and get the doctor to assess him.
>"He was in a fair bit of pain. He is not lying down," the coach said.
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>>91471784
Rubbish OP
Wheres the greentext?
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>>91474980
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100% tip record for 2019

feels good being E L I T E
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>>91475229
>Dude what if we take the Minnesota Timberwolves logo, rotate it and remove the background?!?
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>>91475474
based retarded autism cunt
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Based elite Locky
>multiple gf wins
>voice like rocks in a blender
>no degenerate tattoos
>gets spot on broncos ltd. board of directors
>resurrected his hair from death
>sired multiple sons
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>>91475177
I dont get it. Is this a Da Vinci code joke? Wtf
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>>91475474
>>91475229
What if we take the denver broncos and change nothing
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/the-fans-have-spoken-whopping-increase-in-viewers-despite-offseason-from-hell/news-story/2acadf9d3186ffcb3cea434c8deaaa6d
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Cheeky little monkey fella
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>>91476204
Based Montanna saving the game from bankruptcy
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Gib spot in the NRL to the Kumuls pls. Its time PNG was represented in the NRL.
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We'll swap them in for womanly
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>>91476270
The butterFace of the Game
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Christchurch getting shot up lads
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Need some HIGH IQ commentary from BASED richo lads
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>>91476447
>Muslims getting shot in Christ’s Church
an audacious twist from the usual plot
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>>91476270
The hero we need and dare I say it deserve
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Just got a fuckin job lads holy shit
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I have a soft spot for the knights, hope they get up
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things happening in christchurch lads
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>lodge getting 2 match ban for completely fair tackle
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really want to fug the girl at the front desk at work lads
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This weird fat balding bloke at work is always creeping me out giving me these gross looks when he comes in in the morning and a bunch of times he's been right there when I come out of the toilet, thinking about reporting him to hr ladies
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awful gimmick
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Tips for tonight fellas?
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cheering for GOATcastle but probably sharks
and probably poosters
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>>91476376
Based kumul bro
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Souths win and they make a zillion more bennett v seibold articles
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Whos going to the game tonight?
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think ive got cronulla and easts
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>>91478185
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Is there a more banal """""personality""""" than nightshit lads?
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Morgod WILL be leading the cowboys to the finals

In Morgod we trust
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>>91478277
He's certainly a very manly personality if that's what you mean by this.
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Sharks finna bouta get EXPOSED
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apparently im 'banal' because im not a pedo, or have a longstanding DV relationship with a drug addicted prostitute lads
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>>91474980
Newcunt detected, the first gamethreads never contained greentext
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Watching the basketball and realized Luka Doncic kind of looks like Angus Crichton with a small head
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are rugby injuries common?
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>>91478414
You got that joke about manly losing their hymen to norths though
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>>91478487
There's usually a player or two injured in every other match. Very rarely seriously. Anal prolapse is quite common amongst Eastern Suburbs players.
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manly fucked northsnin the ass if anything. where are the pooears now?
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>>91478635
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>nightshit
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Greenturd should postpone tonight's games in light of the events in Christchurch
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>>91478699
I swore to protect you from bullying.
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i agree, i'm already off my face after the celebrations i need time to calm down before focusing on the games
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>>91478735
It's a term of endearment
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What's Piss thinking lads
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>>91478834
>my feet hurt
>fucking kaylin isnt a 5/8
>i wish i was at kings cross
>i should buy a dog
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ded code
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>>91478468
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I thought Warriors vs Bulldogs wasn't until tomorrow??
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cocomuds BTFO by BIG MUSCULAR white men yet again how can shitskins ever even begin to compete with the white man?
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test
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Based Grafton
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Had to fly to Chile because 4chan got blocked in my country after certain events

Stupid Brenton
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>go to /cric/ to see how they're handling things since poo peelanders are too scared to come to /nrl/
>thread is everyone crying about being sick from the video and how scary it is
LMAO
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god all i want is to die lads
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>>91479488
i hear that's a popular new sport in new zealand mate
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SBW is pretty sad lads
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>I rate Ponga
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Storming again lads
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>>91479196
edgy post
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>>91479803
sorry mate i don't recognize the use of edgy unless it's accompanied by a picture of bismuth
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>Darkie fucks up a sure try
Glad we got him on our peem lads
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>>91479803
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Can my /nrl/ family stop fighting and watch the footy please, I'm lonely and need this.
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>you now remember the 2016 prelim final
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>>91479848
DELET
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anybody else got Goylan?
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No but I did fall for the Fifita meme
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>galel is still playing
If only he could read he could write a book or something.
>dis 1 teim eye dropped da ball
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/nrl/ proving once again that /cric/ is for little bitches
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Kek
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Poogan getting shown up by shitrik pee
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Fitfita more liek FatFatta
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>>91479972
>>91479964

Got Moylan, Fifita, SJ and PonGOD. C on Fifita
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>Johnson 0
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>My Johnson 0
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>only 2 games deep
who else /panicmode/ here
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Why do the sharks still have their stolen premiership?
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Finders keepers.
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Klemmer was a steal for me
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awwwwww Moylan caught the ball :3
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>both peems so shit that they can't score or hold onto the ball
Loving this season so far lads
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White boi getting btfo by black MAN
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Getting a coffee. Second half better have a fight in it.
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>>91480248
Based fecking Ireland needing a fight in everything
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...
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>NRL mentioning the attack
Fuck off I want to watch the footy.

Don't ban me jannies, they're literally talking about it on the telly.
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How's the weather in Sydney?
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>>91480373
ebin
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Nice try that. Fucking video ref better not...
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Redpilled play
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Bullshit
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>>91480413
Fecking Potato famine, more like Try famine
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>>91480410
This. My godfather is a manly man and he is friends, obviously, with my father. Don't know if he has any other friends though.
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Peerce
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>piss
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Cronulla is going to win this 2 nil
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>onions
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Goylan
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Poolan
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Fucking hook Moylan he's gone gumby wtf, ruined my outrageous final score tip
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where are we streaming from these days lads?
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Good that the refs are consistently clamping down against incorrect play the ball. It's not tunnelball you retards. Scrum feeds need to be next.
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is this angle kino?
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3-2 final score
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>>91480541
Kayo. it's worth it
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What even is this game lads
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>>91480551
For replays in slow-mo yes
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>he doesn't give based aussie battler murdoch some pocket change
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>>91480541
WatchNRL app for outside australia-pacific. It's basically fox nrl channel live and on demand. Works really well.
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>giving murdoch my neetbux

yeah nah
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>>91480551
CUTE
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>pooasslel umpball
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>>91480565
waiting for the tv/console application. any news on when thats out?
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>>91480650
just use [REDACTED].live, it's not hard and it's free.
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can't believe gallen killed those poor muzzies
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>>91480650
You don't need that though, there's a kayo phone app and it does chromecast. I got a chromecast dongle thingy for €30 which is like $40 and now can use my phone for youtube, netflix, nrl
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Based GAL
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>>91480650
You absolute moron. You can literally use your kayo login details on the already existing foxtel now app. Dumb cunt.
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Pass from Pearce looked forward
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Don't know how I feel about this whiney fecker lads
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>>91480706
Looks dodgy
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>>91480711
Chill out, its Friday.
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P R O F E S S I O N A L
F O U L
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P O O A R K S
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thanks for taking edrick pee, pooasslel
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R E F B A L L
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The refs just don't know the rules do they.
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>>91480766
Audience numbers are low, need to create hype with a golden point game. Learn 2 narrative.
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>>91480772
Johnson fg incoming
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>nigger who should have been in the bin scores
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>>91480760
Whoopsie
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BLACK MAGIC BEATS YOUR REFBALL CUNTS
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Edrick "Redemption" Lee
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HOW CAN WHITE MEN COMPETE
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Feels good to be black, bros
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All that practice from running from the cops paid off lads
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>>91480797
Oath man. I always had a soft spot for him at the Raiders. I will admit, only this week I was calling him the worst player in the game. Will be good if this is the beginning of a redemption arc because he's a good lad.
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>>91480790
>>91480818
no need, fellas
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>>91480821
based walkie
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awwwwww Moylan trying to play footy :3
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Gallen needs to retire like 5 years ago. He fucking secks.
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>>91480863
enjoy this gimmick
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No justice until they return the stolen premiership
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>Shaun Johnson using Christchurch as an excuse
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Inglis is fat
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>>91480893
kys cuckstormer
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Inglis on boot watch
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They see themselves as cosmopolitan, trendy, yuppie good guys holding the line against the bogan horde. What they really are is a bunch of aspirational liberal voting poofters and toothless ice-addicts and the most fair-weather supporters in the game. Fuck you Easts!
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Freddy is fucking back lads
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Boys what are some good exercises for shoulder stability? I haven't played footy for a few years and I've had surgery on my shoulders. A bit unwisely I joined a rugby team the other week since I'm trying to be a real social cunt... I wanna prep these shoulders for impact.
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>>91480919
the reporter hamfisted it into the conversation he was confused when she mentioned it dickhead
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>>91480938
Pushups and laps around the oval mate. I'd ask /fit/ though if it was me
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>>91480925
I fuckin don't like melbourne but the sharks cheated a premiership. Why have it one way for the storm but not for the sharks?
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>>91480938

shoulder presses, internal/external rotations. Youll wanna strengthen your lats if you're playing footy.
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GOATCASTLE LADS
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>>91480969
based smithy
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is our guy at the game?
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just remembered that poo peeland is a feeder club for the poosters
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F I crie everytiem
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>>91480969
>they cheated the premiership
um sweaty they cleared them of that
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based jwh
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shireGODS UH
PRETENDERS YUH
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fuck up josh
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>>91480969
But Cronulla were not over the cap in 2016. In 2014-15 and 2017 they were over but not the year they won the comp. Salary cap should be scrapped anyway, free market principles and all that. I watched Melbourne win two gfs and don't give a fuck what the nrl says, they were the best team those years and deserved to win but rules are rules.
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had to watch on catchup so I'm a bit late but based GOATcastle lads
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kek

KEK
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In which minute will Morris become injured? 35th for me.
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>>91481090
Do NOT show this to /afl/
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>>91481087
after his 4th try
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going to activate my brapper lads
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>poodesco
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>>91481095
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Refs just becoming lazy now.
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Imagine not having cam murray
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Based Reynolds always aiming for the goalposts
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1v1 tackles should be 2 points lads
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Based tap and go not like last season where it was penalty goal every time.
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kek

KEK

>boorrus
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Nicole if you're reading this I wish I could go back to what we had. I know you don't want to talk to me but I miss you in my life. Please call me, just to chat.
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Tactical blunders: not taking the two at a nil-all scoreline.
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Move on, I left you on read for months, please take a hint, I'm ghosting you now.
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graham is fucking shit lads
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>>91481252
What minute are you in?
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that was burns m8
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Imagine not having friend lads
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Still don't like the clock counting down instead of up
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>not watching 9
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>>91481287
I don't have any friends and haven't for years.
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based touchie missing crocks forward pass
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>>91481247
Based regretbro
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>>91481298
9 is worth it for joey. 9 would be dead if he left for Fox
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>cheats cap
>still BTFO by knights

the eternal losers
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don't forget fred m8
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SURGESS
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still over the moon with GOATCASTLE lads
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r8 lads
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>gets three wooden spoons
>gets mad at premiership winners
kek every time
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Woolies have this mint mud cake and you should check it out lads
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That's the Australian dummy-half, can your friend do that? Don't think so.
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Woolies has some pretty good stuff at their bakery desu
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>wins the first 4 games of the season
>gets wooden spoon

based
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>>91481369
Based GOATcastle.
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>>91481340
They played pretty good. Cronulla weren't at their best and there was refball but it's looking good signs for Newcastle this year.
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The grass is not going to hold up. Is it pissing down in Sydney, looks like but can't tell on tv
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Accidentally fell asleep and burned my veggies and missed the first 30 minutes of the game lads
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Imagine shopping anywhere other than Aldi's
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FUCK I put 2k on Rabbits
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Imagine shopping at Aldis.
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>pluralising aldi
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Cronk is still the best halfback in the game. Just beats two tackles with footwork and puts a perfect pass. He's awesome.
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who is this newcunt paddy
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He's an absolute faggot
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hes not that new
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>>91481440
newfag
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Just defended western civilization lads.
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Souths is literally, right hand edge good, left edge bad: the team
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Imagine passing yr 10 English
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need latrel to get in lads
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>he doesn't go to multiple aldi shops for his groceries
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>tfw i captained Latrell
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Can someone post that pic of Ivan?
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>>91481544
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Not that one. The one where he's at a club or something and has longish hair.
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I reckon when its raining they should just go do their half time meeting in the showers so they stay conditioned to the elements when they go back outside
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PLAYSTATION MENTIONED

XBOX BTFO
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Whats with this bunnies refball?
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>gus rabs 'banter'
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>>>/int/102811909
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>>91481701
based sebbo
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What the fuck was the touchie looking at lads
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That's not a knock on.
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>>91481747
BTFO
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Actually I'm right, it's not a knock on.
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video ref disagrees m8
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broken fukken arm
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get ready for a broken arm
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Doesn't change the fact I'm right.
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no m8, that means your officially wrong
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So show of hands guys. Who /SJ/ here?

I feel i made a big mistake taking him
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>not picking based QLD halves pairing munster and morGOAT
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Fixed for rabbitohs - too much public money on the roosters.
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Actually I'm correct.
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cody walkGOD
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yep, I'm cracking the 1000 this week
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based sea eagles will redeem my peem
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>souths refball
>in 2019
getting really sick of this shit
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>MorGOD and walkGOD in my peem
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did i fuck up not getting cook
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nah m8, you fucked up with the rest of your cookie cutter team
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>>91481862
>38 points

Nah youre good
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>poosters
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this is the time of the game when walkie scores 100 points m8
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QT
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Missed screencapping those girls
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does wifebeating run in the family mate?
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>>91481821
RICHETTE UH
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based slippy aj
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Poosters on SEETHING watch
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>iphone ad about black guy getting cucked by spanish guy
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please show young women watching our sport
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>poonial poopou
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Just pulled a ben hunt lads
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>Back to back premiers
HAHAHAHAHA only small brained retards and rural hicks believed this
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>>91473101
(You)
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don't know anyone from the country that supports the chooks m8
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>it's okay if people don't follow the rules of the game, you just have to cheat better than the other team
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2 forward passes there before tupous try lads
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>cook
>fifita
>murray
>gillett
>moylan
>johnson
>ponga

>nikora on the pine

SJ aside I don't think I'm doing too bad so far
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You're literally doing terrible
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Did Rabbits win I got bored and stopped watching
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>>91482044
rabs is still commentating m8
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pooptrell is losing it lads
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kek

KEK
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when will they learn
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>cheering at bitchell bleeding
Based crowd
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more like tedeadshit
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>3 good
>3 mediocre
>1 shit

Middle of the road 2bh
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>ponga 40
>SJ 26
>tedesco 26

kek

KEK
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3/3 tips bois
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40 is pretty good for a half in such a slow grindy game. He's just lucky he's a goalkicker
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>>91482139
1/3
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Who was that thick hipped girl doing an interview in the background
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Liked the quality of Kayo tonight, I started the free trial tonight and the quality was perfect. Didn't drop out at all, can anyone here speak to it being any good?
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>>91482139
1/3
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>V Radley 25
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I switched from tipping Knights and Rabbits 10 minutes before the lockout
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>tipping
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>friend 98
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time to watch some angel
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shall be cracking 500pts this week lads
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>>91482204
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>>91482190
>>91482190
>>91482151

I know this feel
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>in 3 tipping comps
>can't remember who i've tipped for each comp
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All these abo players with snow white kids
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>>91480650
Telstra Tbox lad
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Tbox was discontinued and superceded over half a decade ago
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The virgin Latrell Mitchell
The used to have a good amount of sex but is now depressed dad mode Greg Inglis
The chad Joseph Manu
The omnipotent sex god Braidon Burns
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Thought burns was a bum 2bh how did he become good suddenly
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hes not m8
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Won't be making any trades going into round 2
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>>91482465
He's good when he doesn't have to play wing and catch kicks
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Will be thinking about 1
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>>91482555
I'll be thinking of plenty, but will give everyone a second chance to impress me or prove they aren't flukes
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anybody going to wests v manly tomorrow?
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Based i30
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rd 2 score is more important than the rd1 score for cash generation, but thinking of downsizing one of my CTW to boourns to then have space to upgrade host/tatola for rd 2->3
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>going to a game with 2 irrelevant spoon contenders who are bankrupt and will be relocated or folded within 5 years
Yikes
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For me, it's leaving your jumper in the car and getting soaked in the SCG
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getting sick of this manly bashing. all you turncoats were /NMC/ lifers the last few seasons. what happened
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>>91482653
as the original manly supporter here, your a faggot.
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Lil lad
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>>91482669
please post more manlybro
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I'm literally the most active member of the poomunity
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top kek you fucking faggot. i literally make 95% of all posts here
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For me it's Adam Reynolds. The BEST halfback in Australia
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No you don't because I do
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>arguing over who is the more active on this almost dead poomunity
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>>91482792
>>91482815
>>91482816
All me
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Ivan, the nightshift gimmick has run its course. when will you just let this thing die
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for me, it's MorGOD. The Morgan/Holmes combo is gonna be lethal next year.
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>thinking i don't have big plans for this gimmick
OH dear...
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Morgo is going to the BroncGODS next year m8. You losers are stuck with clifford lol
>>
>>91482882
whats your endgame
>>
/nrl/ on more dead than a new zealand mosque watch
>>
For me, it's giving your star recruit $1million to warm the bench just to spite your rivals and lose anyway
>>
Eating my last woolies discount rack cupcake lads
>>
night boys
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>he doesn't have friend
>he doesn't have murray
>he doesn't have walkGOD
>>
>>
Stalking a guy at work is a bit faggotty
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no poopoo peelands on tonight kek
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>can't even make 400 posts
Is there anything more poothetic?
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*marches on*
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Friendly reminder that there are always meme players that go large in Round 1. Let the peems who took these meems brag.

Friendly reminder that you picked the boys in your squad for a reason and that you shouldn't panic after 1 round.
>>
Jamal, you alive m8?
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>two games in one night
>doesn't even hit 400 posts

kek, this place is a wasteland. /afl/ fucking runs this
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*fights your biggest and tallest player*
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>>91490930
you reckon moylan will come good mate?
>>
All the games today are shit
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>silvertails vs fibros
>shit

pleb detected
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Nobody has cared about the silvertails vs fibros for over 30 years
>>
just talking up the game mate
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>>91492264
He had an ordinary night but still managed to hit 50. He was also in pretty much everything the sharks did. Might even update higher yet. I have him too and he's one of the picks I think I really nailed.
>>
The on demand stuff on kayo is in 480p and low bitrate. Disgusting.
>>
>>91493124
Never gotten anything below 720 with good bitrate
What're you watching
>>
All the mini replays and certain docos are only available in SD. Pathetic.
>>
Had a look at Knights v Sharks Mini and it's 720p 5.3mbps bitrate
Anything you can actually give an example of
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>>91493377
Yeah this is true. Lmaoing at this murdoch shill trying to dispute an indisputable fact.
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>doesn't provide a screenshot
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>>91493501
He's been doing it for years now.
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>>91493548
Yeah, first it was all the foxtel IQ shit, then foxtel play, then foxtel now, and currently it's kayo he's shilling. I wonder what sub par Murdoch trash he'll shill next.

Embarrassing that they still can't stream above 480p in 2019
>>
Australian internet infrastructure does not support streaming above 480p. Thanks Malcolm.
>>
>le fug le trun bull xdxd
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disappointed that i share /nrl/ with NBNlets
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>>91493615
It's fucking retarded. They stream the live shit at 720p (albeit at low bitrate), but the on demand content is SD.
>>
Bulldogs 49-0 Warriors
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>>91493791
It streams live at 1080p 50fps
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>>91493791
They do it deliberately because they have a monopoly, goy.
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>salty poorfag making things up because he's jealous of high bitrate kayochads
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>>91493904
A monopoly created artificially by the cuckalition.
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>>91494022
Well yeah, no one's gonna argue against that
>>
Edge is the best browser for kayo
>>
Anyone else watching Reserve grade at 1080p 50fps 7.43mbps from based kayosports on their NBN fibre connection?
>>
>>91494064
sad state of affairs
>>
>>91494166
I am watching the same quality on WatchNRL. Doggies reggies looking strong. The game clock time is increasing in reserve grade which is nice too
>>
Warriors just gave away enough tickets for it to technically be a sellout lads
>>
>>91494311
Giving away tickets is the only way your shit sport will ever "sell out"
>>
*stat pads against shit nations*
*gets shot*
>>
Just realised that the on screen game clock is moving up because it's sky nz broadcast. Which retard at fox thought it necessary to move the clock down? Is it trolling?
>>
Just realised I can watch the non-fta games for free on my phone because I am a telstra customer lads
>>
Haven't had an L&P for ages lads
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>>91494433
Yeah but you cant cast it to the TV because thats the one feature every cunt wants and we cant give the people what they want.

Or god forbid give them a decent alternative to Nine and Fox
>>
>>91494576
fuck off walkcunt
>>
Cowmen play today lads
>>
reckon cricket is too dangerous these days
based wifebeating and pissdrinking for me lads
>>
The doggies had a try where the lad didn't put the ball down
>>
warriors will win after muh christchurch

its free money lads
>>
Kerrod Holland Ltd
>>
for me it's Napa and the nz cheapie half lads
>>
fuck yeah based throwback warrirors jersey
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cowgods aren't on til 6
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Holland looking a bit like Theon Greyjoy

>>91495734
Napa and RTS here.
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>holland, -1
JUST
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i don't get why so many people got holland, shit choice
>>
is it Maumalo's year?
>>
>dat defensive read by holland

Show of hands. Who here picked him?
>>
*raises paw*
>>
is Kata the only player with a try celebration song?
>>
based cheapie
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>tfw didn't include him in my 17
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Not really based because everyone has him
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>>91493799
>>
cunterbury spoondogs
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everyone might have him but i'll use the money better than everyone else
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poodogs will win, cap this post
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>score ends 49-0

book it greenberg
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Beirut Bulldogs BTFO
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Warriors will capitulate in the second half, my digits will confirm this prophesy.
>>
surely this ance commercial is irrelevant to 90% of foxtel viewers
>>
Sydney traffic today got me into a FOUL mood lads

What I miss?
>>
Bildogs getting btfo
>>
Need a new phone lads, any recommendations?
>>
This is the 2nd massacre in poo poo land this week lads
>>
$19 coles button phone
>>
>has no friends
>doesn't talk to girls
>is unemployed

>thinks he needs a phone
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Only 1 of those things are true m8
>>
top kek
>>
What happened to /our lad/ lachlan lewis lads
>>
*sidesteps your mosques*
>>
FUCK kerrod Holland
>>
Second year syndrome m8
>>
>>91496679
based sanga
>>
Thank fuck I didn't fall for the holland meme
>>
Is lachlan lewis the son or grandson of wally?
>>
>lewis

lol
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>>91496703
Nephew I think
>>
He's wally's nephew iirc
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>"christian" violating nz space to score
Bit inappropriate at this time to be quite honest ladies
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It would have been a 40/20 you fucking retarded commentators
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woah woah waoh, video ref made the right call
>>
>poois
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>>91496800
Refs have been surprisingly good
>>
Can't even remember what forwards the fullwogs have anymore
>>
Knights have no class. Disgusting
>>
top lmao
>>
Perth Bulldogs when?
>>
dat cheeky poo peeland slag in the background
>>
>>91496884
why mate did they dab on the corpse of new zealands muslim population
>>
Need a screencap of that hand up the ass
>>
poowis might just be the worst half in the comp
>>
>dot cum
>>
Can't believe I fell for the Holland meme, at least I didn't play him at hooker like a lot of retards
>>
.CUM
>>
Best way to finish, lads
>>
>tfw fell for the crapa meme
>>
Reminder that Tedesco, Ponga and Tom Trbojevic are all must haves
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>>91497016
Not only did I do this, I failed to fall for the Tolman meme like I wanted to.

Now I can't even work out how to get rid of this fucking log.
>>
Based DCE being humble and well spoken
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>Madge and Sam

;_;
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>>91497323

Clearly forgetting Matt Groat. Even his name was ugly.
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>its almost DCE time
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Jurbo on my captain watch
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>>91497323
>>
anybody listening to the grandstand call? the absolute fuck is this retard talking about "little bit of helpful cheating"
>>
>>91497214
DCELITE
>>
G'day lads
>>
The gf is watching gossip girl lads. Have to watch the game on my phone
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anyone else at the ground
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>>91497552
no and neither are you you lying poof
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>>91497323
>>
Jurbo on ACL watch lads

>>91497503
Tell he Chuck is a fuckwit and that she can watch that fucking garbage later.
>>
i think theres 19k other people there m8
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>>91497503
It's Dan
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>>91497583
Chuck is alright. My favourite arc in gossip girl is the Juliet Sharp one, and I wish she won.
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>watching gossip girl past season 2
>>
The Virgin Serena
The Chad Blair
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DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE
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Moment silence again.
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Moment of silence boys. No posts for at least one minute
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based sydney weather
>>
HE'S ELITE
D
C
ELITE
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>poofua
>>
>>91497595
Based nasonex
>>
POOLY
>>
just jurbo in this one lads, two bottom 8ers here
>>
Hey Richo send me a text mate. We're going out tonight
>>
DCELITE
>>
>got the C on jurbo
FUCK
>>
>having any of these players on your peem
>>
>>91497783
got a new phone, what's your number again?
>>
>>91497906
0408018953
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>>91497926
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>
got 5 of these lads lads
>>
got jurbo and tapau in the 17 and some Wests cheapie forward on the bench
>>
CHERRY POPPED
>>
Sad thing is DCE will probably still play for Queensland and Australia
>>
Taupau
Jake Trbojevic
DCElite
Twal
>>
Shit game lads going to watch F1
>>
>>91497998
>>91498058
Sad stuff. My peem was scoring so well before this game
>>
based ref
>>
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>Confirm I took out the Tigers fullback
kek
>>
GOATLY
>>
dumb fucking ref
>>
Based ref fucking manly
>>
LITERAL MATCH FIXING
FUCK OFF
>>
>this is a rule

wtf lads
>>
>>91498192
If the ref causes it yes
If the player is a retard and runs into the ref then it's play on a lot of the time
>>
CTE
>>
how have wests not scored
>>
>>91498316
based rain
>>
Wests just can't hold onto the ball.
>>
It's easier to not score than you think, I haven't scored in 29 years for example
>>
They can hold my balls
>>
Taking the two. Absolutely elite tactical decision. Based coaching by Hasler.
>>
Let's get this bad boy to 600 by the end of the next game
>>
OH NONONO
>>
Elliot literally murder yourself you fucking dumb cunt
>>
The absolute STATE of womanly
>>
>smelliot
>>
>>
OH NONONONONONO
>>
Dear oh dear oh dear
>>
Imagine having Brandon Elliot in your round 1 starting team (injuries or not) and thinking you're NOT going to win the spoon
>>
unironically kill yourself
>>
based elliott thinking about my supercoach
>>
God Defend New Zealand, Australia and Canterbury-Bankstown.
>>
NEW THREAD:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59390250
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59390250
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59390250
>>
wet cutie sideline reporter
>>
based DCE single handedly winning this game for manly
>>
>terrible half with loads of knock ons and no tries
>32 points
yep i'm thinking jurbo is a must have
>>
>Manly are so poor they still use HP Laptops instead of based iPads
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oh nononono
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Des made all the players buy ipads in the off season with their own money. Keep up
>>
Danny has only played 4 players so far.
>>
>>91498811
How can you tell that lad?
>>
refball
>>
>based joey and based SJ on the one program

Think I'm going to cum lads
>>
>>91498890
Have a look at his team. He's gonna crack 1100 easily.
>>
yeah i've only played 4 too... haha
>>
>>91498904
How do see his peem? The app isnt showing me shit.
>>
>>91498939
I've been able to see everyone's team since the round started. Might be exclusive to SC gold though.
>>
REFBALL
>>
>>91498952
Doesn't everyone have Gold for the first two weeks?
>>
>>91498903
>Johns and John's son.
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>>91498967
I don't know. I've never been without gold.
>>
>>91498983
>>91498952

Who's teams are looking good m8? Also please post a cap of danny's team.
>>
>>91499001
The usual contenders are looking good: jamal, terence, n etc. Milky and that wojak team will surprise everyone.
>>
Some absolute refball going on. NRL need Wests to win at Leichhardt to keep interest going in the west of Sydney. Pathetic.
>>
DCEgregiously poor tackling form
>>
manly are spoon material lad
>>
Redpill me on the good parts of Sydney
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>mfw
>>
Jurbo is doing literally nothing and is still over 50
>>
kane ellgy or whatever he is called is looking awful
>>
why are there so many fat islanders playing centre or wing in the nrl
>>
>>91499099
40 tackles, he's a machine
>>
I used up my $300 free bet on the Cowmen winning tonight. Didn't realise Feldt isn't playing.
>>
Because all they have to do is run over manlets
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God damn. Why didn't I listen to sangster and buy farrah?
>>
fuck this shit
>>
someone make a new thread for the main event COWGODS
>>
>That 35 year old boomer who scores a double against Pooly
>>
need gutherGOAT to score 200 lads
>>
Based Fibros
>>
>>91499155
imagine if your clubs whole identity was being poor lmao
>>
TOP FUCKING KEK
>spoonly
>>
Muscular fucking FarahLORD
>>
>build club identity around being rich
>play at crumbling decrepit urban cesspit
>>
Manly have been in far more dire positions than this over the years, but have still NEVER won a spoon.
>>
Imagine being Luke Brooks
You finally get the team to yourself, the commander, the director
And then two old cunts come in, take over and everyone on your team and in the crowd loves them way more than you
>>
The fuck are you talking about? It is a picturesque suburban ground, right by the ocean. Brookvale is iconic.
>>
Just stop nightshit mate.Its getting embarrassing
>>
Brookvale isn't right by the ocean m8, one of the WOAT suburbs on the beaches
>>
Sunshine Coast Sea Eagles when?
>>
Robert Farrah.
>>
Wasn't going to watch any of the games, but it's comforting to have some noise in the background
>>
Did Hannah Hollis just say sweetie?
>>
Amazing how the footy season can temporarily distract you from thoughts of killing yourself.
>>
>>91499283
based nrl player
>>
>>91499289
Go make a sextape
>>
Ravalawa Ltd
>>
Want to put my willy inside of Vonnie lads
>>
Based. Dropped gavin pooper to the bench. Now just need to drop this plodder completely to reserve grade
>>
>>91499329
wew
>>
Gavin Pooper has like a 9 game scoring streak m8
>>
And that scoring streak masks the fact he turned into a useless plodder in 2018. Time for him to go. Dunn and Jensen are in now.
>>
>jurbo finished 6 under projection

DROPPED
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>playing taumalolo on an edge
KEK
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Footy is back
>>
*yawn*

tired lads, so won't be watching this snoozefest
>>
I prepaid a hooker to finally lose my virginity but she never showed up to the nice hotel room i got, i got it for a couple extra days because we were hitting it off on txts as well. I never had caviar or french champagne before so it wasn't a complete loss i guess.
At least I get to watch cowcucks lose with my /nrl/ family.
>>
>>91499471
unlucky shiggies m8
>>
two shit peems
>>
BASED WHITE GOD
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>this guy steals your fire
Wut do?
>>
Hess kinda turned into a nothingburger but why lads?
>>
>widdshit
>>
De Belin is INNOCENT
>>
So who /kahu/ here? Can't believe I fell for this meme
>>
Dragons keeping Cows in this with their incompetence
>>
Dumb fucking coconut
>>
What an awful game
>>
Anyone got a stream?
Would pay for that watchnrl shit but it doesn't fucking accept maestro
>>
>maestro
>>
>>91499600
https://www.viprow.net/north-queensland-cowboys-vs-st.-george-illawarra-dragons-1-online-stream
>>
>Taumalolo trying to put a step on when he has a 60kg weight advantage
???
>>
it's the only card they use in this bumfuck country
>>
>tfw no more reddit vlc stream
>>
If you want convenience just get Kayo
>>
>>91499632
Dont think it works overseas?
>>
>>91499632
>25 dollareedoos for a bunch of sports nobody cares about like afl and super rugby
>>
fml
>>
league and grig are easily worth 12.50 if you split your sub with a mate
>>
Watch me nae nae
>>
CowGODS suck but Fagons worse
>>
God I hope Kyle Feldt is the goal kicker when he comes back. Or Clifford when he replaces fartin
>>
>>91499648
The basic package allows 2 simultaneous streams. Go halves with a friend and share the account.

You DO have friends, right?
>>
>>91499667
Don't worry, based Dunny gonna tear up the dragQUEERS in the second half.
>>
>>91499688
I can't believe that retard Granville played the whole half
>>
>>
can't believe i fell for the kahu AND opacic memes. why isn't hampton playing? he'd be on 2 tries by now
>>
>>91499683
Not that like decent sports
It's all football over here
>>
>>91499688
>>91499690
Asiata and Dunn are all we need at dummy half. Granville needs to go along with Cooper.
>>
kahu meme was a common trap

if you fell for the opacic meme you are dumb as fuck lad
>>
I panicked with opacic because I was set all off season for Hampton to goat it up, then this retard takes his spot
>>
AND ANOTHER THING
I’M DISCOVERING LATELY
I’M A BIT CRAZY
FOR MY RUGBY LEAGUE PEEM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8BA6bBvyhRc
>>
just thumbed down a youtube video lads
>>
Do you guys think Barba is watching the game?
>>
He's at the shamrock hotel with his missus right now. Absolutely off his face. He's gonna assault someone tonight.
>>
Someone split a Kayo sub with me
>>
Dragons are a boomer team
>>
Cows probably winning the spoon again this year
>>
>tfw no qt personality disorder gf
>>
just want to die lads
>>
>mfw we break 650 posts
>>
This might just be the worst game of the Round
>>
#freeDufty
>>
Dunn is still on the bench. What is green doing?
>>
Ugh, there's always 2020 I suppose
>>
>Dunn comes on
>CowGODS start dominating
Hmm...
>>
MorGOD
>>
>>91499842
>tfw I'll never impregnate a girl
>>
Pee Maire Fartin
>>
>that
>pregnant
Thats why
>>
Based JT
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>>
How is lolo so fast lads
>>
He's got big strong leg muscles that allow him to move fast.
>>
Someone have the 4th panthers sextape?
>>
it's just me and ya mum with MG's roastie daughter
>>
Corey Norman was a terrible signing
>>
Based bisexual mum
>>
Fuck Bowen is retarded
>>
dim sims
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MorGOD
>>
Aitken came way too far up then
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>hunt couldn't pick it up
>>
Ravalawa garbage time try
>>
>its a “dude every home team wins so the fans are happy and keep turning up to games” opening round
*yawn*
>>
>widdrop
>>
>he did NOT fall for the MorGOD meme
yikes
>>
De-merge already, bring back the Steelers
>>
Dragqueens absolutely btfo by the cattlelads
>>
Brent is the only one with a higher projected score than me.
>>
I don't think it's premature to pencil in the based Cowwies for a second premmie and MorGOD as Dally M
>>
>>91500097
Morgan is my target for Round 3. Need to use my two trades this week to dump Nappa and Kahu.
>>
cowboys will lose next week. they always do at suncorp. i think they only have won once their during the Green era.
>>
Danny's 17
>>
this brent lad sounds like a legend, probably going to run away with it tbqh
>>
Why are (You) not at CMC Rocks QLD 2019?
>>
>richo was too scared to text me
>we are now heading to FAMOUS without him
Sad.
>>
>>91500306
Go to bed Brent
>>
>>91500340
what's FAMOUS?
>>
jeez, you don't get out much, do you?
>>
just the beat usually
>>
gotta now joe, about to have my ID scanned. you better come out next weekend
>>
you know where to find me
>>
>>91500300
You know what? Apart from the Radley meme that isnt too bad. Was expecting way worse 2bh.
>>
>THE Broncos have made a decision on the charge levelled at front rower Matt Lodge out of Thursday’s match against the Storm.
>The club will accept the two-match ban for contrary conduct for a tackle on Storm five-eighth Cameron Munster.
>>
yeah I'm thinking I'm cracking 1k
>>
Who on 700 odd here with 6 players to come tomorrow?
>>
>>91501821
700 with 5 left
>>
The only thing of mine that's 700 is my weight in kilograms
>>
If you have 5+ players in tomorrow's games, your peem is trash
>>
4 players in my peem, confirmed top tier
>>
Joseph Melican is a paedophile.



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