Heem UFC London meetup edition
literally the worst heem thread of all time.
For the love of god, can a based bong find that gay Ortega faggot at the UFC event in London this week and heem him?You gotta look out for a 40 year old pedo who pretends to be an 18 year old and obviously speaks with a heavy german accent.Please post pictures on here afterwards
>>91468049>uses r9k >likes mma>is a neetYup, you're perfect, we're going to meetup and I'm going to buy us both escorts
I don't have a ticket for the event but I actually might show up just to prove to you cunts that I can fucking heem all of you Tell me what hotel and room number you're staying in so I can fucking take you down and berimbolo you
>>91468068that's an odd looking bloke
>>91468104Sounds like Conor
MMA is a real sport.
>>91468127imagine getting this riled up over an internet mma database.
Masvidal looks like a bum with long hair
Someone has to document this neetup, it'll be a bigger train wreck than pic related
Lets do a meetup then separate to the cringy twitter one. You guys got discord?
Was this the moment Paulo decided to start roiding?
>ITT: Fighters that only boomers rememberI'll start with the Ice Cold.https://youtu.be/HoEn2RuZxdA
>>91468339that one doesn't beat the /brit/ meetup where no one could find the right location and everyone got lost so like 2 people showed up
>>91468068I went into a poundland once in my lifeI'm pretty sure most of the stuff you can buy there, you can buy for less than a pound in tescosAlso the people all smell
>>91468407Did you go to that?
Just watched some old highlight footage of Derrick Lewis. He's gotta cut some carbs and get back down to 245, damn.
>>91468452nah just saw a screencap somewhere, don't think I saved it though
>>91468068las criaturas de isla...
So are you all going to back out of the meet up now?
>>91468498Dunno why everyone is writing off Lewis, yes he lost to a 40 year old LHW and a flushed JDS but there's wriggle room there for a proper title run if he makes the right adjustments.
>>91468549Hug was Kyokushin Kino rip in peace.
>>91468434Babalu was shit though.>>91468549*sips* now that was great fighter, RIP Andy
>>91468560why you trying to naysay it?
>>91468560I hope not, someone better document it though.
>>91468601Babalu would heem your entire country
>>91468637That's why I wouldn't go someone would just take pictures to mock on here.
Toilet flushing incoming
>>91468672Why is he growing a mexi-mullet
Is gooby unironically racist? Not a memy internet kind of racist, but rather an angry little chauvinist kind of racist?
>>91468683Irish can't be racist they lack the power and privilege
Darren Till vs. Jorge MasvidalLeon Edwards vs. Gunnar NelsonVolkan Oezdemir vs. Dominick ReyesNathaniel Wood vs. José Alberto QuiñónezDanny Roberts vs. Cláudio SilvaJack Marshman vs. John Phillips
>>91468715Darren TillLeon EdwardsDominick ReyesNathaniel Wood Cláudio SilvaJack Marshman
>>91468672Gamebred vs inbred. I think we all know how this will end.
>>91468715Jorge MasvidalGunnar NelsonDominick ReyesNathaniel WoodDanny RobertsJack Marshman
>>91468662Don't be such a turbofaggot
>>91468715TillGunnyReyesNatty WoodHannibal SilvaJack Darshman
>>91468715MasvidalNelsonOezdemir QuiñónezRoberts Marshman
>>91468560Only way I would ever go to a meetup is if Luke is there, God I'd like to pick his brain for an hour or two
>>91468662>not being a perfect unmockable specimen
>>91468410>tescosAlways annoys me when idiots add that 's'. How do you struggle with a name that's only 5 letters long?
>>91468339>>91468407>meeting up irl wtf is wrong with you ppl
>>91468715toilet tillgunnithe devastatorwoodroberts philipps
>>91468955Tescos just sounds betterno one actually thinks its called Tescos
>>91469048>hard paper ticketsI havent been to an event where my ticket wasnt on my phone in years
>>91469048Anyways lad is this your first ufc? Are you gonna get there early and watch every fight?
>>91469072>owning a tracking and monitoring cancer deviceyikes
>>91468672he talks about street fighting all the time (biting, eye pokes etc) but having long hair is such a disadvantage in a real fight.Nigga should stop pretending to be that tough cholo he maybe once was or cut his goddamn hair short
>>91468683probably notHere in Ireland people call each other boy all the time. Americans blow everything out of proportion. they squealed about him talking about "dancing monkey"s but he was literally talking about the scene in Rocky III when Rocky had a big song and dance about his training and ended up getting heemed
>>91469086Might as well make a day of it
>>91468407>>91468452>>91469011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_7q_cQawvEit was great
>>91469112I think it was Faber who once said judges think he's getting hit hard because his hair bounces around because it's long or some weird shit kek
>>91469048post your seat location if YOU are not a pussy
>>91469048hehe great job doxxing yourself JILLjust kidding I know you just stole the picture
>>91469176That you valbong? Always had you down as a britfeeler for some reason
>>91469192it says it on there you fucking retard
>>91469245no i'm not that person and that's my only post in this thread desu, just remembered it and thought it was funny
>>91469141Based. You're a better man than me, I cant sit an an arena that long and I usually show up during the prelims.
>>91469280I'm going to get you one day you fucking swine
>>91469186Yes thats why in his fight with dom at 199 he made sure his hair was super short, though really he should have grown his hair out and done cornrows cause cornrow faber is based.
>>91469247>>91469269I know you are the spammer larping again, put at least some effort in it you lowincome zilch.I really hope some based bong heems your gay friend Lukas this weekend
>>91469192>>91469269BTFO and REKT
>>91469247How did you even find her instagram? it's very strange
>>91469297rum is fucking garbage
You better fucking answer me spain or you're going to get it
>>91469531me no hablo ingle'th
Smith fought an unconventional fight to be sure, but that's not a bad thing in and of itself.
>>91469579smiff has a large skull, I wonder what future archaeologists will think
>>91469339calculate the velocity v in relation to the trajectory t in which g gravity of course remains a constantinstagram hashtag search bludit's not complicated
>>91469600Nowhere near anvil heads like Cain or Stipe
>>91469603Yeah but there's so many #ufclondon posts, to find it and then pretend it's you. It's just odd mate, you need to take a look at yourself.
Just FYI I literally coined the name toilet till
>>91469649found it in maybe 15 seconds, possibly 12 nonironically there's nothing odd about me...finding it anyway ahue aha aha>>91469686i coined masvibidet
>>91469686I literally coined the phrase "all in a days work"
>>91469297don't let the pic deceive you this is dockbro standing up
>>91468672This man is going to be destroyed
>>91468672Masvidork is going to get his head shaved in the octagon
>>91469783>15 secondsAnd it took me even less to find the account from your screenshot, and it wont take me long till I find you and we can get this sorted
Was this gay of Schaub?
Valbong wanna meat up in London?
>>91470200All they ever do is talk about dicks, if they aren't gay, they want you to be.
>>91470154heh im in canada now blud
>>91468672Why are Cuban men so sexy?
>>91470268theyre not funny or insightful so naturally they use dick talk as a crutch
Gunni subs Edwards via dick thrust.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MFZ27Ei-qY
>>91468215I'm staying at The Intercontinental, if you can get past Big Marv at the door you've earned your shot at me. Ask for Steve at the concierge desk.
name 3 reasons to vacation in england
>>914705561.Rain2.Traffic jams3.The Queen
>>91470556RoundaboutsFish and Chips
Lol that german up there is seething i would meet up with you guys if i wasnt the second most hated poster on here lol
How does Jon do against Baki?
>>91470556The cultureThe architecture The cuisine
>>91470936i dont want to kill you no no you you complete me
>>91471025pokes him in the eye
>>91468715>Darren Till>Leon Edwards>Dominick Reyes>Nathaniel Wood>Cláudio Silva>Jack Marshman
>>91468715Fuck you. Last card I got 6/6 but you left me out
>>91471044lolyou want to come here there's an alpaka farm
>>91471136did i really? link me to your post via 4plebs. it's tough sometimes because the fucking zilch always deletes my shite
>>91471143There was an alpaca farm near where I live, but they turned it into a natural burial ground. I miss those fluffy guys.
>>91471025>Heems your grappler
Yo I heard you wuz talkin shit about TWood
>>91471207Lmfao from where is that
>>91471207he can be the luke perry for zoomers
>>91471207Fuck Ortega he's a fake
>>91471263he's going to be huge in hollywood
>>91471105he is getting chubby.Miss the skinny and dorky Ariel
>>91468590It's 20 years ago, why do you and everyone else on the internet spam "Andy Hug RIP upvotes below xDDD"? It wasn't fucking last month you piece of shit retard.
>>91468308Masvidal looks very ethic with a buzz cut, but he looks like a white acoustic guitar player with longer hair.
What did Tony El Cucuy Ferguson did to his family /heem/? Did he ankle pick em? Was he cuckcuyd?
>>91471414he crippler crossfaced them
>>91471025Oh shit!!! Thats the rizen guy
Was never a fan of Ortega, but he took one hell of a beating from Holloway, he deserves some respect for that at least
>>91468715gamebred via anaconda choke 3rdedwards via ko head kick 1stno time via ko 1stwood via decsilva via tko 2ndmarshman via tko 1st
>>91471512I took one hell of a beating from my dad, yet no one respects me
will he be ok?
>>91471564My mom, dad, and grandpa all took turns whaling me
>>91470556I'm like a reverse weeabo for Ireland so I wanna go there and have my fantasies crushed.
>>91471602If I had mcgregor money I'd move to nunavut and drink myself to death.
>>91471693I'd start a Twitch channel.
>>91471412he's a mutt. his mother is from peru (white).
>>91471690>>91471740shut up lukas
>>91471690come here and I'll fucking heem you bro. I'll wear you out with the jab then take you down in the fourth and knock you out with hammerfists and illegal elbows Then we'll see about being crushed
"The wife of former UFC interim lightweight champion Tony Ferguson on Wednesday filed a restraining order against her husband, alleging domestic violence.According to online records, Cristina Ferguson filed the restraining order in Orange County (Calif.) Superior Court. An ex-parte hearing took place the same day. The court’s domestic violence prevention services project has scheduled an investigation for March 22; a domestic violence hearing is scheduled for April 5.Details were not immediately available on the specific allegations made by Cristina Ferguson. The court’s definition of a domestic violence restraining order is an “order that helps protect people from abuse or threats of abuse from someone they have a close relationship with.”
>>91471882le closeted homosexual manprobably murdering people like all gays in california do
>>91472028Nooo Tony ;_;
>>91472028its literally unironically real
>>91472090now who do SJW like in the LW division?
>>91472113Probably Khabib, they dont dare pick on muslims
>>91472028>>91472090is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
>>91472028Apologize to the sherdog guy
On Feb. 19, police conducted a welfare check on Tony Ferguson after he made unknown threats, and his wife and son left their house, according to a separate police report. Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” Nearly two hours after the police made contact, Cristina Ferguson told police her husband’s trainer couldn’t get him to leave the house to see a doctor.
>>91472167Told you he was a meth addict, classic signs
>>91472167Your brain on JRE
>>91472167more liketony 'el cuckoo-y' fergusonhehehe
>>91472167Eddie Bravo's conspiracy theories are bad for the autistic psyche
>>91472167No surprise when you look at his sperg act
police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” and his condition – redacted in the report – had been getting worse. He’d also refused to go to a hospital for an evaluation.
>>91472167it's either marijuana or cte
>>91472215literally blurting out laughing
Just three days earlier, on Feb. 16, Cristina Ferguson called police from a nearby park after leaving their home. She said that, while Tony Ferguson hadn’t been violent to her or anyone else, she was concerned for her husband’s well being. In police comments on the incident report, she reported that “he kept throwing ‘holy water’ at her,” and his condition – redacted in the report – had been getting worse. He’d also refused to go to a hospital for an evaluation.When officers showed up to the their house, one advised Tony Ferguson to see a doctor. He agreed to go and was not deemed a danger to himself or others. But Cristina Ferguson was advised to take their child to her parents’ house.In more than one police report, officers note Ferguson is a UFC fighter and owns a taser. They are also advised to send multiple units for any calls.In January 2018, police were called on two separate occasions for family disturbances. Ferguson’s father reported his son was “out of control” and kicked him out of the house. Tony Ferguson also reported Cristina Ferguson missing overnight.
Guarantee tony beats the shit out of his wife she just would never say anything she knows he’d kill her, psychopath
>>91472179lol he would have failed an in competition drug test for amphetamines or been in absolute shambles during fight week no way could he perform
>>91472285If tony touched her she would be dead
>>91472272>In more than one police report, officers note Ferguson is a UFC fighter and owns a taser. They are also advised to send multiple units for any calls.Reads like he is a boss from a videogame.
>>91471602dead eyed irish subhuman
Someone pay me for the ticket ill come to the heem meet upIll even try to force people to drink and maybe bring some drugs too
The UFC needs to make a strong statement against domestic violence and cut all ties with tony furgeson immediately
he never got the big payday after waiting for years and now hes FUCKED
>Wait he's actually crazy?
>>91472167>https://mmajunkie.com/2019/03/ufc-tony-ferguson-wife-files-restraining-order-police-visit-homelads t. sperg seems legit cuckoo
It's like two drunk people having an argument, there's something not quite right about it
>>91472272Why did she called the cops so much? With Tony's crazyness they might have shot him, or i guess that only happens in the ghetto and not in LA.
Tony's 'learning disability' is actually schizophrenia.
The wife of former UFC interim lightweight champion Tony Ferguson on Wednesday filed a restraining order against her husband, alleging domestic violence.According to online records, Cristina Ferguson filed the restraining order in Orange County (Calif.) Superior Court. An ex-parte hearing took place the same day. The court’s domestic violence prevention services project has scheduled an investigation for March 22; a domestic violence hearing is scheduled for April 5.Details were not immediately available on the specific allegations made by Cristina Ferguson. The court’s definition of a domestic violence restraining order is an “order that helps protect people from abuse or threats of abuse from someone they have a close relationship with.”MMA Junkie obtained five police incident reports that detail several domestic disturbances at the Ferguson residence since January 2018, including three in the past month. The police reports were redacted to protect certain identifying information. Tony Ferguson wasn’t arrested or charged with a crime in any of those situations.MMA Junkie was unable to reach Cristina Ferguson or her attorney of record for comment. Tony Ferguson’s management, Paradigm Sports, issued a statement to MMA Junkie: “This is a private family matter that is in the process of being resolved.”
>>91472449CTEeven khabib has it unable to control his emotionsconor toowrap it up this sport is done
The restraining order was filed less than one week after six police units were dispatched to the Ferguson home in Santa Ana. Cristina Ferguson told police she was at her parent’s house in La Mirada this past Friday when Tony Ferguson took their 2-year-old son back to their house and changed the locks on the doors, according to a police report. She said she didn’t fear for the child’s safety, and officers left after determining there was no custody order and no crime committed.On Feb. 19, police conducted a welfare check on Tony Ferguson after he made unknown threats, and his wife and son left their house, according to a separate police report. Police spoke to an unidentified female who stated Tony Ferguson had “not slept for three days and was tearing apart the home” and “broke apart the fire place and believed someone placed a (computer) chip in his leg.” An unidentified male who’d called the police said the fighter had told him “someone was inside his walls.” Nearly two hours after the police made contact, Cristina Ferguson told police her husband’s trainer couldn’t get him to leave the house to see a doctor.
>>91472394WHY IS EVERYONE WITH ALI ABDELAZIZ WINNING!?!?!? THIS SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF! FUCK THAT TERRORSITS !!q
Tony, whats going on big guy?
>have been memeing about Tony being Chris Benoit for days now >it's realMy stomach simultaneously dropped in sadness while bursting out laughing
>>91472539>Tony, whats going on big guy? you just ankle picked my wifehttps://youtu.be/xbllxgxgQVQ?t=104
Grim day bros
>>91472167Based and Bravopilled
I bet Tony has a notebook where he writes full page paragraphs about being gangstalked by Ali and Dana. Eddie Bravo probably texts him about psyops and shit and gets him worked up.
CTE symptoms include pathological jealousy and paranoia.
>>91472577Didn't laugh at all watching that
Real shame, I was looking forward to a fight with Khabib getting scrapped a fifth time
>>91472167It’s fucking real?
mma is a pretty young sport, this was always going to happen sooner or later. I guess Tony is patient zero. I always thought it would be Liddell desu
>>91468068Reminder that Masvidal +210 might be the easiest way to double your money in your lifetime. Till is a bum who has beaten nobody.
>>91472636https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphiaand he starts all words with capital letters
>>91472710Hasn't been doing it lately
>>91472669Stop stealing posts from Sherdog.
>>91472702diego is still fighting and he admitted to being an alcoholic on top of it lol
>>91472028lol and you guys thought this CTE'd zilch could heem Khabib when he cant even handle his fat wife
>>91472650That's presumably because you are "blue pilled"Sam Hyde is a white suprematist, and therefore is "our guy", which means if you don't like it, you have to stop posting here because descenting opinions are not part of 4channel culture
>>91472636Read the report faggot, it literally says Eddie was trying to get him to see a doctor
>>91472728i threatened to kill shonuf and he died the same month lol
>>91472736khabibs a chinlet
>tfw now it's never fucking happeningTony will never be allowed to fight in the UFC again after thishttps://vimeo.com/206672563
>>91472728I don't browse Sherdog. Pretty sure there are some memelords that repost shit on all the boards, though
>>91470077She really should just do porn. Make a lot more money
>>91472769Tony flushed himself without Khabib needing to throw a single punchKhabib won the war
https://youtu.be/P--twvzKPTsThis was the seed
This is how every MMA fighter's story endshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullen_Finnerty#Disappearance_and_death
>>91472750proof that eddie is a cia plant
TONY REDDITSON FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TONY FERGUSON THE TYPE OF GUY TO GET HIS KID TAKEN FROM HIM BY HIS WIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>91472858Always thought it was baller as fuck that when he was sober he doubled down on the where's your kid at shit
Heem I’m taking shelter in a mall, there’s a tornado outside fucking shit up. If I get heemed by a tornado tell Schaub hunnid percent I hate him, b.
I just heemd my knee FUCK
tony ferguson's mental illness was advanced by shitty fans who thought being a schizo retard was epic win lol what a madman haha
WHERE'S YOUR KID AT?
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to start destroying items, talking about a computer chip he claimed was implanted in his leg, throwing holy water at his wife, and believing that “someone was inside his walls.”
>>91472948Where u at?
>>91472990take it easy cain
>>91473058oh fuck kek
>>91473049I don't know. It's not like he was ever literally insane or something. He was just an autist that brings up the ninja turtles in interviews.
Getting a titleshot should be part of Tony's rehabilitation
>>91473058I wish Tony would have stayed a jerk that said inappropriate things about people's family
>>91473049kek he’s just autistic they tard out every once and a while big deal, he’s still The Champ #Snapintuit
>>91471414>There are people in my walls>Someone put a microchip in my legPoor, poor Tony.
There needs to be more organizations that take MMA back to its roots with a good old one night open weight tournament.
>>91473091you're wrong. you could see when doing interviews and press he was doing that schizo word association thing where he thinks he's making insightful points but he's just stringing together words that have some association but not a meaningful one in the context he was using. classic schizo/pre-schizo behavior. if youve ever talked to or heard mentally ill street people they all do that shit.
>>91473143The effects of getting dropped literally every other fight
>tfw Tony is such a nice guy that despite being a GOAT level LW fighter in the middle of a CTE fuelled psychotic episode that he didn't even kill his wife and kid
>>91473126Didn’t even know y’all got tornadoes
THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>91473156I see what you mean and you're right but there's really no telling between this sort of thing and sperglord Tito with the reaching for grapes and violin shit
I think right now Tony is at a crossroad and he needs to decide which path he will take
khabib conor and tony which of the 3 is most respected by women?
>Welcome to our BJJ school. Today you will be rolling with Dianna. She will teach you how to survive a thigh squeeze.
>>91473190He has such a bizarre way of speaking
>>91473245A man willing to slap his wife inyo order is a man worthy of respect
>>91473190What the fuck is he even saying
>>91473155Even weak tournaments are a blast
>>91473293"I am schizophrenic"
Post fighters who are immune to CTE
Remember the spammer gets banned because she tells the truth LOLOLOL fucking zilches
Tony is doneConor is doneEven khabib is doneWho will save the most memed division ever?
>>91473361Sherdog is dead tho
>>91473384Every major MMA forum was crippled between 2015-2017
>>91473365eyman blessd era iswadidis ey lesgoooooo
>>91473341Based BispingI read a stat that said that he's the number one most heemed (knocked down) fighter in the UFCI guess it's just a case of him already being a brainlet in the first place
I don’t know, this whole tony thing seems fishy, he could be being set up by the Mexican cartels or something
>>91473197tito speaks poorly and garbles stock phrases. you know what he's trying to say and you can see where he's getting the words confused. it's not the same thing with tony. tony says something that makes sense, then his schizo brain flashes *word association* and he says something else that doesn't make any sense and isn't just mixing up the words of an existing phrase. also im just remembering he rehabbed his knee himself because the PT gave him a "condescending handshake" lol.
Threadly reminder id unironically heem every single poster itt
>>91472709As long as Till doesn't get finished he gets the decision since it's in England.
So it was to kill the microchips all along.
>>91473420Did they ever confirm Schaub’s report that he had a stroke?
The alleged victim in the phone-smashing incident in Miami is now suing Conor McGregor for over $15,000 in damages.According to the Associated Press on Thursday, Miami-Dade County court records show that McGregor is being sued by Ahmed Abdirzak, the alleged victim in the incident. The lawsuit accuses the Irishman of assault, battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. While the phone itself was valued at $1,000, the additional damages account for the remainder, totaling at least $15,000.
>>91473545>$15,000 in damages.Sounds like nothing. I thought this was America?
>>91473515>>91473515>he rehabbed his knee himself because the PT gave him a "condescending handshake" lol.It's only a matter of time before tony takes the PT hostage John Q style and demand he take the microhip out of his leg.
1. Who put the chip in Tony's leg?2. Who's in the walls?
>>91473555Ahmed is a Brit
>>91473545>Not suing for $5000 and going on the series premiere of Judge JerryMissed opportunity, man
>>91473515>tito speaks poorly and garbles stock phrases. you know what he's trying to saywhat did he mean herehttps://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1033507314198667264
>>91473567>Only 'He' has gone through VR training.
>>91473545No phone is worth $15,000If Conor assaulted or battery'd this dude, he would at least have a bruise. We knew he'd try and milk it, I wonder what will happen.
>>91473567Who put the bop in the bop sh bop sh bop?
>>91473598he trains 6 days a week5 of those days he trains 3 hours daythe remaining one day he trains 2 hourshe just mixed up days and hours, easy to spot.
>>914735986 days of the week he trains UFC5 days it's 3 daily sessions1 day is 2 daily sessions
>>91473245ConorWomen haven't heard of Tony or Khabib
>>91473646yeah, I unironically think titos brain is fine, dude just gets really nervous whenever he has to speak
>>91468339Was this a /pol/ meetup?
>>91473515>he rehabbed his knee himself because the PT gave him a "condescending handshake"please tell me this is real he's richard trenton chase tier insane
>>91473646>>91473647Moments later he had a second go clarifying his training schedule and he said thishttps://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1035564979850629121
Its over Tony
did till get veneers or what
>>91473696yeah he's saying the same thing and doing the same mixup. no one is saying tito speaks normally. he obviously doesn't. but he's not doing the schizo word association thing ferguson does.
20-0 in two months
>>91473545>15000 dollarsLmao, that's pocket change for mcgregor. This is like stubbing his toe for him
>>91473699>khabibIt was Pettis that heemed him into his current psychosis
>>91473696He clarified it there, it's just that his mouth isn't saying the exact right word3 times a day Mon-Fri2 times on SaturdayOur Tito might not be the best talker but he's been a world class cagefighter since he was 19 years old, been near the top of the sport for almost 20 years
>>91473696I wanna tell me what you see let's go ahead and see it by the link, what you saw, in the video
remember kids, don't do 10th planet
>>91468715till EYELL FITE ANY UHV YASGOONNIreyeswoodRobertsmarshamn
>>91473739What’s an example of what Tony does?
>>91473515It makes sense in his world
inb4 Tony is vindicated when they dig a NSA chip out of his fibrula
>>91473740the fucking goat
>>91473691Chase developed hypochondria as he matured. He often complained that his heart would occasionally "stop beating", or that "someone had stolen his pulmonary artery." He would hold oranges on his head, believing Vitamin C would be absorbed by his brain via diffusion. Chase also believed that his cranial bones had become separated and were moving around, so he shaved his head to be able to watch this activity. Chase began to capture, kill, and disembowel various animals, which he would then devour raw, sometimes mixing the raw organs with Coca-Cola in a blender and drinking the concoction. Chase believed that by ingesting the creatures he was preventing his heart from shrinking.In 1976, Chase was involuntarily committed to a mental institution upon being taken to a hospital after injecting rabbit's blood into his veins. The staff nicknamed him "Dracula" because of his blood fixation. He broke the necks of two birds he caught through the institution window and drank their blood. He also extracted blood from therapy dogs with stolen syringes.
I'm so bummed out about Tony. I hope he gets help and recovers...
IIIIIINTRODUCING THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTTTED BRAINLET CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD: CODY "NO THOUGHT" GARARANNNDT
>>91473844>people unironically thought this treasonous spic would be champI don't like Khabob but I'm glad it's him and not spergerson
>>91473838>Chase began to capture, kill, and disembowel various animals, which he would then devour raw, sometimes mixing the raw organs with Coca-Cola in a blender and drinking the concoction. >Chase believed that by ingesting the creatures he was preventing his heart from shrinking.This is on par with what MMA nutritionists thinkHow long before George Lockhart starts telling fighters to bring him roadkill for heartshakes
>>91473844if it's brain damage he's not recovering if it's psychosis unrelated to brain damage maybethe best thing to hope for unironically is its from abusing substances
Good bye tony Ferguson, you will be my boy for ever...
Did we meme his child abusing ways into reality?
>>91473895the court found that guy sane btw lol
>>91473874the most unmarketable cringe induced fighter. no wonder dana doesn't want him fight for the title
>>91473854cody "CTE" garbrandt
>>91472167based and benoitpilled
>>91473944Which MMA fighter will Yang pose with the Olive Office?
>>91473973>implying Cody has a brain to get damaged in the first place
>>91472167and they say mma doesn't cause cte
>>91473854>MMA fighters trying to box
>>91474014>Canelo trying to box
How do you defend against this?
>>91474014please don't watch the jds vs lewis "highlight"conor's phone video is much more popular anyway
>>91474079jump and pull guard
pettis lost the fight but flushed ferguson's brain
>>91474079Utilize your free nut shot
Tony has literally cemented himself as my permaboy. Boyhood Contract rescinded, this is a blood ritual
>>91474130>cemented >rescindedwhich is it?
Tony is a fucking meth head it all makes sense now
“Anyone that wears sunglasses inside deserves to have that happen to them” Statement from @danawhite After my knee accident when I was wearing prescription glasses.https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1106355784340758528
>>91474149>state of your reading
CTE strikes again
Who will Ferguson fight next
>>91474304the fucker in his walls
>>91474304Bendo at bellator
>>91474304The Man in the Wall.
>>91474369So that's why he trains by hitting solid objects. Motherfucker is training to take that wall down.
>believing he has a microchip planted on his legthats straight out of Eddie books isnt itI wonder if they smoked weed togetherdont you know I'm loco eseeee
>>91474394me inside the tyre
If you've never been chipped or had a man in your walls you can't judge Tony, tough times
How can one man be so BASED?
Will Dana heem sperguson from the roster nowHe surely doesnt want another War Machine fiasco with the media
Tony after 3 days of no sleep vs Baruto
>>91474492ufc is a terrible company. no wonder dana gets away with half the shit he does all the fighters are pre-shizo cte
10-8 man in Tony's wall
Ostovichs husband is getting probation after trying to kill her?
>>91474492>being a company man for a garbage companyyep, it's CTE
>>91474367Wahder we dune 'ere Murko?
>>91474192>waaaaaah it's dana's fault my life is in shambles
does UFC give their fighters full medical?
How do you heem a wall?
>>91474628Train by heeming pipes
>>91474628Weren't you supposed to pay for one?
tony ferguson the typa guy to kill his family
Tony, are you okay?So, Tony are you okayAre you okay, TonyTony, are you okay?So, Tony are you okayAre you okay, TonyTony, are you okay?So, Tony are you okay?Are you okay, Tony?Tony, are you okay?So, Tony are you okay, are you okay Tony?
>>91474394Imagine fighting this guy. Khabib missed weight on purpose
>>91473854High IQ fight
>>91474606Yes, 3 to 5 rounds of it.
>>91472028Dude is actually full on crazy
>>91474826It's been kind of goofy & endearing up to this point but hearing that he had a full on paranoid breakdown is a bit sad desu
>>91474826Or maybe the man in the walls was inside the studio walls that day and set that cable up for Tony to trip on. Think about it.
>>91474777>gets dropped every fight>CTE'd to the point of hearing people in his walls and thinking hes been chippedhe's an absolute munster fer sure, that interim belt off of kevin pee was a beast
>>91474889He’d beat the shit out of Canbib, for sure coke mcbooger featherweights and real estate agents on a days notice are a beast my guy
I remember there was someone saying that Tony was Reddit on here yesterday when I argued he was definitely /ourguy/Well yeah I'm thinking I was right
feeling a bit sad for Tony. delusions are no fun
>>91474957>He’d beat the shit out of CanbibHe got taken down and mounted by Lee. Khabib would take him down and mount him. He has never subbed or outgrappled an actually decorated grappler. Khabib is two times NAGA world champ.Khabib outgrapples Ferguson with absolute ease and dominates to an easy 50-45.
>>91474957both better than kevin pee you absolute zero lmao, braindead reddit spic is permaflushed
>>91471105good grief that is an awful carpet
>>91474990I feel worried for him because he will definitely be cut from the UFC. I think it might push him over the edge
>>91473492Bad news lad. Reem will never recover.
Reyes vs Oezdemir is the best fight on the card. Volkan is about to continue his hard skid.
>>91475008>loses to Tibau
>>91475008Lee mounted him off a crazy scramble then landed zero punches. Then got his ass beat. >two times naga world champAnd I won an intramural softball league in college
>>91474889>>91474957>>91474964>>91475008Leonardo Santos beats literally everybody mentioned in these post btw
>>91468715Toilet TillGunni ReyesWoodSilvaPhilips
>>91475021that, and he seems like the kind of person who spends too much time on social media. real paranoia is no joke>someone says something to you>take it the wrong way>spend 4 days awake plotting
>>91475009Kevin Lee beats the shit out of the goatfucker. Al beats the shit out of Fatbib on a full camp. Motivated Conor embarrasses the closeted man-sheep lovechild>f-for sure mj was a b-beast my guyYikes
>>91474957*real estate agents that hadnt fought in 2 years
>>91475084>30-27x3cope. Khabib is undefeated, undisputed, meanwhile tony is cte'd and flushed.
Guys, Tony is my favourite fighter.
>>9147508430-27. Does it hurt?
>>91475111Checked...to see if Leonardo Santos has retired
>>91475144Michael Johnson beat Tony Redditson with ease you retard zilch lmao
>>91475179I'm sorry for your loss, friend.
The list of fighters who would wipe the floor with Khabib is longer than the list of fighters who would even survive 5 minutes against Tony
>>91475175>>91475180>30-27 judges said so
>>91475100Pee took down and mounted Tony while having staph. Khabib will literally sit on his face for 5 rounds straight.
>>91475209>phoneposter zilch is dumbno shock there
>>91475179He'll be back
>>91475196Tony had a broken arm and got robbed. Khabib was nearly flatlined by a featherweight and got outstruck by Gleison Tibau lmao>zilchCringe. Imagine larping as the spammer. BIG yikes
>>91474062that white guy is a defensive genius
>>91475175>>91475180>thinking the ufc would want to remove khabibs undefeated recordyikes muzzies
>>91475175Go rewatch the Darrell Horcher fight and realise that Fatbib has just fought a bunch of fucking bums, McNuggets includedCTonE fucking wrecks him with his unpredictable mind and impossible to read movesAny time the Sambosexual tries to take him down he will just flip out of his gripMy man been training for a guy in a concrete wall what the fucks your guy gonna do
Khabib has dominated every fight he’s been in and he fought the same guys Tony has
>>91474192dana is a 56-year-old man who acts like a 20-year-old wannabe gangsta and it is embarrassing af
>>91475225>phoneposter zilch is dumb>no shock there
>>91475250>le rigged meme
Bros, how do we unflush Sperguson
>>91475140definitely DON'T activate your network of sockpuppet accounts across all major social media sites to fuck with him
Tonyzilches absolutely worked and seething right now
>>91475212Fatbib couldn’t even sit down on a real estate agent.
>>91474394why do MMA athletes train like it's 70 years ago?
>>91475284Not only has he dominated and never lost a round against the same opponents, but he has beaten them while taking virtually zero damage, which makes it far more impressive. Utter domination.
>>91475179He has bipolar disorder at best and should probably not be cleared to fight again. The real fight has just begun for him.t. best friend was incredibly Tony-esque and had a similar incident then flushed his life down the shitter hard.Then again, because we're in an interesting timeline, Tony will probably fight again but after he gets his shit rocked eventually may off himself and possibly multiple family members.People who've seen this shit in their own lives aren't making any jokes about T. Ferg. His "cookiness" will never be funny to us.
>Wake up Tony. It's all over.
>>91475179Mine too bud...
>>91475351why were you friends with a tony-esque person?
>yfw blessed express deletes Dustin and then somehow beats Khabib>yfw Tony isn’t the one to beat Khabib
>>91468068why is the working class so grim?
Who will CTE ruin next?
>>91475436lmao rigged as fuck
>>91475411I respect Max, but he has zero chance against Khabib. Max got outwrestled and outgrappled by Gooby and even though he has definitely improved since that fight, the grappling skill disparity between the two is far too great.
Tony opened his third eye
>>91475441It’s not cte, every last symptom says tony is a meth junkie Probably smoked himself retarded
>>91475477>t-that fight from 6 years ago!!!Yikes
>sperguson fags eternally seething because their boy is a retard, not as good as Khabib, and will never fight againtopkek
>>91475441PVZs new tits
>>91475436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Qj6LP3w-AKhabib completely dominated Tibau to a 30-27. You don't understand how scoring works. Deal with it.
>>91475436Tibau was also landing the hardest shots (the knees from the clinch)
ufc will sweep this under the rug. matt hughes parked his truck on train tracks. war machine almost killed that pornstar. conor is throwing trollies and assaulting people with phones. tony ferg thinks he's chipped and people are in the walls. reminds me of the stories from the nfl that came out every year
>>91475399Best friends since childhood. Later years saw him descend into the constant battling against any form of social norms or conventional wisdom (e.g. Tony's refusal to work with a PT after surgery, his constant need to implement his own experimental training methods, his scattered free association comments on media days).When my friend encountered struggles in his life, it brought out his bipolar disorder. His mania was much like Tony's: no sleeping for days, psychosis, ranting about unreal things, etc. He did not engage with treatment and lost everything. His wife, his son, his job, his home, his friends (I no longer speak to him. He was constantly abusive and accusatory).Anyway whatever. Just saying that I recognize this pattern and Tony may be subject to the same diagnosis.
>>91475511Even if Max were to train wrestling 6 years straight he would still not be able to catch up. He made a mistake moving up, Khabib will flush him back to 145.
>>91475517it'll be ok m8
Anon, remove the chip. Here's the knife
>>91475351Speak for yourself, I have family members that went full tony yet I am joking. You have to make light of things anon or I'll crippler crossface you and hang myself on my weights set
>>91475572khabib has mentally checked out. he loses his next fight
>>91475572for sure my guy real estate a peach hunnert persent
and we come full circle
>>91475607Khabib controlled the entire fight. Octagon control and aggression are scoring criteria. You know nothing about UFC rules and scoring.
>>91475645oh for sure that octagon control put tibau in deep waters my guy
>>91475617are you working class and like dirty and shit? do you use coal heating? i heard lots of poor brits still do.
just listen to him talk during the interviews. i don't think its drugs at all. he would be lit up during a piss test
>>91468715Jorge MasvidalLeon EdwardsVolkan OezdemirJosé Alberto QuiñónezDanny RobertsJack Marshman
>>91475624>>91475631The harder you resist now the more it will hurt once Khabib subs Max in the second with a shoulder lock just as he subbed MJ.
so sounds like Tony is schizo or bipolar?
>and we come full circle
Pretty sure I failed my calc exam today over a simple arithmetic error. Feeling very low right now desu Post heems
Who here /TankAbbout/ ?
>>91475670oh for sure my guy the octagon control will land
>gone for 2 hours>only got 1 (You)
>>91475659Khabib's aggression did. Your opinion is worthless dogshit, because you don't understand the scoring criteria. The opinion of judges is the only one that matters.
>>91475673could be drug induced.
>>91475645bbbbut rogans commentary indicated a tibau win!
>>91475645>Octagon control and aggressionliterally the last things judges look at and mean basically nothing
>>91475681>calc examunderage or retarded?
@91475703here's a pity @
>>91475714>and mean basically nothingThat "basically nothing" won the fight. Deal with it.
>>91475721Calculus is first year college there right?So she's just old enough to post here
>>91475714means a lot when the strikes are virtually even and the grappling exchanges stalemate>but tibau took him down twice!and then khabib got up immediately after
>>91475681>a heem for brainlets
>>91475707Yeah you're right dudeI'm surprised that Tibau survived, what with all that octagon control he was subjected to.
>>91475748Tibau won the story of the fight
>>91475707oh for sure tibau was rocked by the aggressive
>>91475747calc is high school if you're not a dummy
>Mexicans are retarded >people are surprised
Very Canelo Alvarez like with his offense
>It's a bump limit bait episode
>>91475748>stalemateGoatfucker got taken down and didn’t get a takedown. That’s not a stalemate, dumbass
>>91475786man, i could only make it like 200 pages through that book
>>91475617DONT MAKE ME COMMIT U BROITS 4 UR OWN GOOD
The striking wasn’t equal. Tibau outstruck him in two rounds with harder strikes.
>>91475776>>91475766Does it hurt? There wasn't a single judge who gave at least one round to Tibau. Complete domination by Khabib and anal devastation of his haters.
>>91475748effective striking is the number 1 thing judges look at and Khabib was out struck every round and ate knees from the clinch every time he got stuffed.
answer me you limey fuck
>>91475865One of the cardinal rules of heem is to never respond to phoneposters
>>91475807yeah man takedowns where you do absolutely nothing and cant even hold the opponent down for more than 2 seconds are a peach beast
>>91475786well, they haven't bought any walls
>>91475891You’re right. Tibau shouldve been stuffed everytime then he can get the appraisal of an obese neckbeard
>>91475901A difference of 3 strikes with both octagon control and aggression being utterly on Khabib's side. Tibau got dominated, deal with it.
>>91475865why don't you show the media scores
>>91475887>heems you>takes you down and berimbolos you
>>91475939Every media member gave the fight to Tibau, fwiwI thought Tibau won, but don't really care one way or the other
>>91475971>media scorescringe, this is how you know youre losing the argument
>>91475974i just want to know if you're poor and/or use coal heating
>>91475924Does it bother you at all that you're being paid to destroy an online community
>>91475974refusing to answer means yes btwalso idc if you do im just curious
>>91476024I am a poorfag but I don't use coalHere in Ireland we use oil like normal people
not your best, /heem/
>>91475982>media memberA media vote is worth no more than a random opinion on heem.
>>91476017oh for sure Al beat Masvidal my man
>>91476057were you aware that poor people in britain often still use individual coal furnaces to heat their homes? like they have to go buy coal and burn it in their home furnace
>>91476097He literally did. Masvidal is notorious for winning an early round and then just coasting to a falsely perceived decision win.
>>91476100nothose people are fucking weirdos
>>91476147yeah when i heard i was like wtf this is some charles dickens shit
My own sis had had mania bursts, but shes the unlikable kind of looney tunes, mayb becaus most women are unlikeable
Max isn’t even a hard fight for Khabib. Khabib unironically wins that off the couch, no camp mode.