no dubs allowed edition
leafs are elite
>>90854483jets 4 cup
>>90854483fuck this fucking thread already
>>90854505>can’t beat the rags s e k i y
>Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage>To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;>Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage>And make a Northwest Passage to the sea>Westward from the Davis Strait 'tis there 'twas said to lie>The sea route to the Orient for which so many died;>Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered, broken bones>And a long-forgotten lonely cairn of stones.
no dubs so far, this thread can continue
>>90854523mamma mia
>>90854523MAMMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
>>90854532>Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage>To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;>Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage>And make a Northwest Passage to the sea>Three centuries thereafter, I take passage overland>In the footsteps of brave Kelso, where his "sea of flowers" began>Watching cities rise before me, then behind me sink again>This tardiest explorer, driving hard across the plain.
>I support a team because some fag from my country plays thereFinns and Danes are fucking retarted. Why are Swedes smart enough to not fall for this meme, but their neighbors are not?
>>90854530the lightning have lost the leafs this season, does this mean tampa is not elite?
>>90854523go home mario, you,re drunk
um, can the playoffs please start already????
>>90854556>Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage>To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;>Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage>And make a Northwest Passage to the sea>And through the night, behind the wheel, the mileage clicking west>I think upon Mackenzie, David Thompson and the rest>Who cracked the mountain ramparts and did show a path for me>To race the roaring Fraser to the sea.
>>90854560>Why are Swedes smart enough to not fall for this memewhat kind of retardation is this? swedes exclusively follow plenty of teams cause they have/had prominent swedes on the roster
>>90854573>Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage>To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;>Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage>And make a Northwest Passage to the sea>How then am I so different from the first men through this way?>Like them, I left a settled life, I threw it all away.>To seek a Northwest Passage at the call of many men>To find there but the road back home again.>Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage>To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;>Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage>And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
IT AINT MEIT AINT MEI AINT NO SENATORS SON NOOOOOOOO
>>90854483>not fargo editiondisappointed desu
>>90854590duchene and stone be like
>>90854567your team's not gonna make it lad sorry
>>90854514>jets 4 cup>4 cup>4 cups>post ends in 4
>>90854590>>90854630>mfw
>>90854547>>90854553>>90854566italy confirmed avalanche fan
>>90854583Name one.
>>90854675the swede that follows the lightning because of hedmanthe swede that follows the red wings cause of lidstromthe swede that follows the canucks cause of petterssonthe list goes on
>>90854560say, why do you support your team?
>>90854710>no swede fans for >my based teamhaha get fucked sweden
>>90854721what is >your team la
>>90854726there's only one that meme arrows
Hockey is for poofs, fight on dry land like a real man also check em
>>90854710All of those have Finnish heritage on at least on parent’s side, so they don’t count.
Homers are fucking STUPID
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's 'Hockey Night' tonight.Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice.The goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insane.Someone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good ol' Hockey Game.Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.
>>90854771>sister made me sing this with her for her snapchat her friends probably all made fun of me
>>90854771>’Reddit’ Tom ConnorsCringe.
>>90854721>>90854736
Sharks
>>90854790more likely they secretly all lust for your cock now
>>90854652my friend indirectly works for melnyk and is a die-hard snes fanI often feel bad for him
>>90854790She is trying to help you out, show you off to her friends
>>90854803Absolutely this
>>90854811>my friend indirectly works for melnyk and is a die-hard snes fanPress F to pay respek>F
CAUSE WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
>>90854833this power level...
>>90854827what does it say
>>90854811>die-hard snes fandigging himself an early grave
blinded by the lightwrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
>>90854803>>90854833i liek sharkies :3
You are hereby granted ONE (1) hockey related wish from the hockey genie. Make it count /hoc/.
fuck north america and fuck mr gary bettman aka buttman
>>90854889this is already happening so I guess I wish for pulju to be sent to the echl indefinitely
Just another day in Winnipeg
>>90854889>*lips smacking intensifies
And, once again, /hoc/ cant go 50 FUCKING POSTS without anime retards shitting up the thread.
>>90854863yeah buddylightweight babyoh fug joni, now we got to start using creatineoh yeah make
>>90854889i wish McDavid drops an N bomb on Wayne Simmonds
>>90854889awakening of pulju
>>90854913/hoc/ is a anime and furry general get used to it
>>90854889Hard mode: No "My team gets the orb"
>>90854910tbf it’s pretty fucking cold there right now so everything looks like it’s on fire
>>90854863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOmrh-4qEoI
>>90854923heheheheh
>the hockey tard keeps consistently getting everyone else's stats right and >my team's stats wrongYOU HAVE ONE JOB.
>>90854889auston matthews life ending injury
>>90854948Why do people like this guy?
>>90854948Literally all he does is copy stats from the NHL website and he STILL consistently fucks upHow does that even happen?
>>90854942Glad you could clear this up for us.
>>90854956Stop shitposting and get back to Fortnite, Patrik.
>>90854926i would fucking giggle
>>90854926Rolling for this>>90854956Rent free
>>90854889
>>90854889laine awakens from his depressive fortnite slumber and goes on a tear to end the season
>>90854968>How does that even happen?He’s autistic, but of the boomer variety
>BowmanGood GM>Delia 24 yo12 GP2.98 GAA.923 SV%>3 year contract >1 million cap hit>Ciarelli Bad GM>Koskinen30 yo30 GP2.89 GAA.906 SV%>3 year contract>4.5 million cap hit
>>90854889>rags
>>90854999trips confirm
>Ignorance isn’t born, it’s raised and taughtWhat the actual fuck did this retarded nigger mean by this?https://youtu.be/l4s_Zgz8gJs
>>90854999>Great One tripsIT'S HAPPENING!
>>90855056bix nood
>The biggest surprise of the tournament was Belarus, 0–3–0 in Group D play, knocking off 3–0–0 Sweden in quarterfinal play. After that upset, the Swedish media held their players responsible for the loss, even going as far to publish their NHL salaries. The players responded by not returning to Sweden during the NHL break, although that was unlikely since the Olympics were held in the same continent as their NHL teams and play resumed soon after the Olympics ended
>>90855056>Ignorance isn’t born, it’s raised and taughtIgnorance is the lack of knowledge. That's specifically the absence of teaching.What dumb motherfuckers.
>>90855089>Swe “plays like they have concussions against the Belarusians” den
>>90854889that we do a good proper rebuild and become a contender for the cup
>>90855123Subjective.
>>90854889three peat
>>90854929This
Hot off the presses from leddit. I like this one because I am from Tampa.
>Allegations have surfaced of Sweden throwing a game against Slovakia so the Swedes would face Switzerland instead of Canada or the Czech Republic. Shortly before the game, Sweden coach Bengt-Åke Gustafsson was reported to have publicly contemplated tanking in order to avoid those teams, saying about Canada and the Czechs, "One is cholera, the other the plague."[1] During the game itself, one reportedly suspect sequence came when Sweden had an extended five-on-three powerplay with five NHL stars on the ice—Peter Forsberg, Mats Sundin, Daniel Alfredsson, Nicklas Lidström and Fredrik Modin—and failed to put a shot on net. Sports Illustrated writer Michael Farber would say about this particular powerplay, "If the Swedes had passed the puck any more, their next opponent would have been the Washington Generals." "[They] were even afraid to shoot!", Russian coach Vladimir Krikunov said.[1]
>>90855160You fags had your chance and lost.
>>90855056>we wuz all born geniuses straight out of the womb, but it wuz whitey that made us ignant in schools n shietThe absolute state of whatever-the-fuck Reaves is.
>>90855215White people enable this way of thinking its your fault wh*ty
>>90854889I wish for unlimited hockey related wishes, repeating numerals confirms
>>90854721same lol
>Marie-Philip Poulin-Nadeau (born March 28, 1991) is a Canadian ice hockey forward, playing for Les Canadiennes de Montreal. Poulin was a member of the Canada women's national ice hockey teams that won the gold medal at the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver and 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, and had previously played for the team Dawson College Blues. She has been referred to as the Sidney Crosby of women's hockey for her high level of achievement at a young age.[1] She has the unique distinction of having scored the game winning goal in the gold medal games in the first two Olympics in which she competed. She also scored the second goal to give the Canadians the lead in the 2018 Winter Olympics gold medal game until Monique Lamoureux tied the game with 6:21 remaining.
>>90854791I'm glad you don't like him, shoo shoo not for you
>>90854889I want to fug Kapinens girlfriend
i hate sex because my boss fucks me every day
>>90855332>pierced nipplesYikes
>>90854803>>90854833>>90854887nuckies
>>90854913there was virtually no anime posting like a month ago. I blame all the NFL fags moving to /hoc/ now that football is over
>>90855348get em good tonight for me
>>90855344"I love a pierced tit, not 'fraid to admit"
>>90855306noonegivesafuck
>>90855149does she have penis?
>>90855402lol u mad bro?
>>90854889Marner and Matthews to get legally married
/cric/ sends its regards*farts*
oh using slurs are we?that's the unintelligent way of being mad
>>90855549trolololololololololol what are you 55?get a life broI'm going back to 9gag
>>90855555>fucking quints >mad at being mad
>>90855555quints confirm trololololol
>>90855580what a great attitude you have dickfaceu mad bro? hohoho
>>90855555hoc runs spee haha
https://9gag.com/gag/aE2dBgK
>>90855306does she take it up the garbage chute?
>>90855662Lewd and rude m8
>>90855658Hahaha epic!!!! xD
>>90855689trolololololol
>>90855658>all that toxic masculinity Didn't they watch the Gillette ad?
>>90855714L O N D O N trololololol
women are gross
>>90855714Surprise buttsex in 3... 2... 1...
>tfw you hope your team loses every game the rest of the season because it might get them a better draft pick
>>90855777nice tripsshit team
>>90855764No you're just gay
>>90855777you'll finish 17th and get jack shit
>>90855798g h a s t l y
Anyone going to the rivalry series games?
>>90855833THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL CALGARY LADY AND YOU ARE JUST GAY HOMOSEX
>>90855798
>>90855798>>90855872EPIC TROL xDDTROLOLOLOLCALGRY WOMEN SO UGLY XD
Anime out
>>90855799>and get jack shitI doubt he'll fall out of top 3
look at this pretty lady from calgry XD
>>90855898Here's the assblasted albortion.Post some of your ugly slags for us lad so we can bully you some more.You fucking faggot.
>>90855923EPIC WIN XDDDD
>>90855937im not who you think you are9gag army owns 4channelu mad bro?
9gag.com/sp > 4channel.org/spstay butthurt virgins
>>90855962fuck you got me lmao XD
for me, it's NHL '09https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3QCv2S3Afg
/cric/?i'm thinking /cric/
>>90856024it's no /hoc/
Thinking about crashing this place, with no survivors
>>90856048How can you kill what was never truly alive?
>>90856048Was not having an Olympic gold medal part of your plan?
>>90855789wow, Canadian bro.without your superior hockey IQ, I would have never realized that >my team sucks.thanks for your amazing insight.
>>90855437Transvestigation confirmed
For me it's never getting mad no matter how much my team gets bullied (which is never)
>>90856000trolololololol
>>90856104because they're too irrelevant for anyone to care about
>>90856104your team is shit and your mom hates you
>>90856112>implying only relevant teams get bullied>avs>mild>rags>oilers>canes>relevantTry again chang
good night sweet prince
>>90856104>implying we think about this faggot at allkek
>>90856121She made me a sandwich to take to work today for lunch so at least one of those things isn't true.
flylels please beat the pongs today
>>90856152>he ate the shit-sandwichgod damn anon how stupid can you be
>>90856140notice me senpai :3
instructions unclear
I am the ranch dressing in the salad that is /hoc/
>>90856209I am the grapes in the salad that is /hoc/
>>90856217t. raisin
i am the leaf in the salad that is /hoc/
>>90856159>cats making the playoffs
I am the turd in the salad of /hoc/
>>90856152probelm?
>I am the spark, that will light the fire that'll burn /cric/ down.
>>90856244
>>90856278
I like that price barrier for hockey keeps out white trash and only allows in the normal (middle class/rich) minorities. Everyone besides the French frogs can speak proper English and knows how to act.Even in the pros in NBA and NFL are criminals.
>>90856336Fuck you say about hockey?! sorry!
>>90856360i noticed that too, all the blacks who play hockey are about as well-presenting as they come
>>90856360white trash play hockey here too, we just buy 2nd hand equipment that is falling apart and smells like death or get hand me downs from dozens of cousinst. white trash, played hockey
>>90856360most of the black players in the nhl are actually mutts and have a coal burning parent.
>>90856336
>>90856291I am the flint that started the spark, that will light the fire, that will burn /cric/ down
>>90856398>t. 2% finngloid
I am the thumb that will flick the flint that wil start the spark that will light the fire that will burn /cric/ to the ground
>>90856435and most of the white trash from rural farming towns arent really middle-class either.
i am the gigolo satisfying your wives when you leave for work
>implying I have one wife let alone multiple wives
>>90856485
>>90856384Can you speak like a normal person? Do you or your father have a mullet?>>90856398Is getting BLEACHED supposed to be a bad thing?
manlet = /cric/gril = /sp/
I am the dick that the thumb gripped that jizzed all over the fire that burnt /cric/ down
Who /Beanpot/ here?Go NUFuck BC
>>90856556Me in the jacuzzi chatting up the brunette
>>90856594>eating bread from a canwhat an absolute joke of a city
>>90856556WHEN
>>90856556>dat cheeky ass grab at the endkek
>>90855911underrated
>>90856608me tapping you with my shoe to let you know that she's NOT interested dude
>>90856654>4 drinks and $96 later and she leaves with jamal
>>90856556>me, not pictured, doing the SEX in the VAGINE upstairs in my suite with a cute tranny
Dzingle
Who are some meat and potatas players?
>>90856753mcdavid
>>90856548I might have a mullet wont confirm or deny
DIRTY FUCKIN DANGLES BOYSWHEEL SNIPE CELLY BOYS>>90856753met. had meat n taters last night for dinner
>>90856722gays not allowd at /sp/ party
had a mullet for close to ten years, not gonna lie
>>90856753
>>90856785yet you're here
>>90855437I hope so who is this?
imagine being shittsburgh and realistically having the chance of getting eliminated from playoffs contention by the canes
Y I K E S
>>90856787truly the tropics of haricuts
>>90856866Where's Caggiula? He seemed like a good player, hasn't he done more than 16 points?
>>90856799I know cuz I aint gay
>>90856866
>>90856766I had yor moms meat n taters last night for dinner
>>90856902i dont like bulju anymore sorry
who else /shitfaced/
>>90856928It's monday
>>90856949
>>90855149Built for ___________
>>90856949fuck
>>90856928the absolute state of the leaf
>>90856915AYO!
PREDS DESU
imagine allowing a canautist to live in your head rent freefor one of you americans you won't have to
there's a really annoying noise outside what is it
>>90856987>waiting for him to score>webm ends
>>90857001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTbZm4pO41U&index=14&list=PLp_UfoyWC-us3A3jMubhdRWBIx5NMai-x
>>90857001just a snow plow anon I looked out the window
>>90857026>their smile and optimism: gone
G-guys what are the locks for tonight? Thinking about Sharks desu
>>90856858Revenge for 2009 tbqh.
>>90856209Ranch is gross
>>90857053>these +/- stats
>>90857058me shitting myself and possibly pissing the bedbet on the sharks if you want to lose money otherwise it's pens and caps all the way
what game are we watching tonight hoc
>>90856858
>>90857072>first overall picks go to bad teamswhoa...
>>90857058yup, bet against canucks from now on
>>90857045good tune anon>16 views
>>90857071So are you.
>>90857053nail would have been elite had he been developed properly by literally any other team
>>90857076pongs v flylels is always guaranteed memery
>>90857088They're a local Vegas band, I've never heard them mentioned anywhere ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTbZm4pO41U&index=14&list=PLp_UfoyWC-us3A3jMubhdRWBIx5NMai-x
>>90857072its stats from first 66 career games, it's no wonder the +/- is crap because rookies usually get started on the 4th line
>>90857058pens, kings, canucks
>>90857076the battle of transylvania
>>90857088Didn't mean to link the same song but here's another one I particularly enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FK8rte6Qz0&list=PLp_UfoyWC-us3A3jMubhdRWBIx5NMai-x&index=7
>>90857045shit tune anonkeep it to yourself next time
Whenever a hinge on a door or a cabinet in my house squeaks, I'll often say "squeak" quietly to myself.Whenever a ref blows his whistle and everything else in the arena is silent and you can hear it really clearly, I say "tweee" quietly to myself.Am I retarded?
>>90857133>white people fucked up the bluesrevenge because black people fucked up the midwest
>>90857075>>90857121I really hope the flyers win tonight
>>90857134Thanks lad, will keep that in mind.
>>90857135fully
>>90857135>Am I retarded?i have some bad news anon
>>90857164normally i'd pick the flyers but pens have lost 4 in a row and are in danger of missing the playoffs so they'll be playing hard
>>90857164Same.
>>90857135Did your mom ever refer to you as her special little guy?
>>90857133i'll try to find the whole album and give it a spin. makes me think of the calmer silver jews and pavement songs.
>>90857135No you just need more human interaction
>>90857135yeah probably
>>90857202It's all on jewtube, dunno if it will work for you or not.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp_UfoyWC-us3A3jMubhdRWBIx5NMai-x
>>90857208ha ha this is correct how the fuck did you know
test
>>90857257Didn't seem to work, try it again.
success
>>90857238I'm a borderline shut-in myself
>>90857237turns out it's free on their bandcamp, and looks like they have a new album coming out this week>Brian and Tom began recording Black Camaro’s first album on a digital 16 track in 2001 in various bedrooms and living rooms throughout North Las Vegas with no expectation of releasing anything. A year later, the band released White People Fucked up the Blues; twelve month’s of 18 different emotions summed up on one LP. The album was soaked in Yamaha reverb and hung out to dry on a Casio afternoon. Amongst a soundscape of cheap drumbeats, angelic guitars and both solemn and superficial subject matter, the songs evoked a certain charm in listeners. After selling over 300 homemade copies to a band-less fan base, BC received positive album reviews and several articles. With a demand for a live performance, Black Camaro officially became a band in the winter of 2003. With the addition of James, Christian and Gary, Black Camaro embarked on a 36 day tour the following spring, selling over 500 copies of White People from their RV. With shows up the Pacific coast, from San Diego, CA to Bellingham, WA and moving as far east as El Paso, TX, the band was well received in 76% of the town’s they played in.this is a cool little gem, thanks man.
>>90855937R E N T F R E E
>>90857164Why isn't she wearing a bra or shirt?
>>90855776Struggle Snuggle
>>90857297This one doesn't even have a hoodie on :^)
>>90857304rip anon
>>90857311>implyingThese get posted all the time. Apparently they're fine.
>>90857164too busty
>>90857276rock on brother
>>90857164>fake tits
ok gary i'm ready for hockey
>>90857323this anon was banned for it originally posting it
>>90857329>too busty
sometimes feel like society can't understand me lads
>>90857329Literally not a thing
>>90857364dont mind him, he finds a flaw with every woman posted here(calling him a homosexual will just unleashed autistic rage)
>>90857370IT'S JUST ME AGAINST THE WORLD NIGGA I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
>>90857360For that image, literally never.I was briefly banned for the ol' "/hoc/ logo over the brapper" OP a few days ago. But other than that, I can't remember the last time I got banned for something.
>sunbelters will never know this feel
>>90857401>For that image, literally never.Are you calling me a liar?
>>90857370i miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
am I b&?
>>90857379gonna post some qts for us?
>>90857413Less of a liar, more of a bad guesser.
What should I do with this lambneck a friend gave me? It’s about a pound.
>>90857427naw, ive given that up since it wasnt appreciatednow i just post dicks with tedgive the people what they want is what i always say
>>90857428>more of a bad guessermaybe i poorly stated myselfi was banned for posting that image originally
I'm a two way player that always hustles and backchecks. I'm the player that coaches dream about
>>90857470Coaches dream about you but not for the reasons you listed.
FOW CORNERS HO
>>90857483Nah exactly for the reasons listed. Just blocked a shot? I'm still hustling, working those corners.
your mom and girlfriend switch bodies and you have to fuck one of them to change them back. who do you pick?
>>90857520>that scenarioThere is no changing back.
Chaput on waivers it's habbening
>>90857520I'm already fucking both of them so it'd be a nice change of pace.
>>90857453Ohhhhh. Okay. I thought you were trying to say that you knew for a fact that I was. I was confused.Sorry, lad.
>>90857520
>>90857520that's impossible. I would never have a girlfriend
>>90857562not big on the kings' 4th liner bargainbin fetched today, but he was basically free so we'll see
Nashville needs to get rid of Subban in exchange for a Weber type of defenseman
I miss Kippers iiatbchwy,l (if I am to be completely honest with you, lads)
Weird, there is a filtered post above me.I wonder if it is greece, or a cric street shitter, or something else entirely?
>>90857600Is it because you still don't know how to talk to girls or are you a man lover?
>>90857666it was mentioned by name
>>90857636remember when nashville retards thought they won that tradeLMAO
>>90857607Can't be worse than chapoo
what a handsome team
>>90857671the first one
>>90857704That's a chair
>>90857706You just need practice. Can you ask for directions or order a coffee without spilling spagheti everywhere?If not then you might be too far gone to be helped
NHL needs to get rid of the salary cap and move to the pro/rel model. Imagine a league without the Snes or Ducks shitting it up. I'd rather much watch Saskatoon HC and Markham HC than snes or ducks
>>90857688Normies all thought Montreal was stupid for getting rid of “my big personality you’re just racist he’s the best defenseman in the NHL” they just tune out that he’s a turnover machine and locker room cancer
>>90857749based retard!
>>90857749In addition to this, teams would be left to develop their own talent and McDavid wouldn't have to play for such a shit show. Teams that can't develop their own talent or reddits favorite team (knights) would get no welfare handouts
>>90857749companies make more money working together than competing.
R E N T F R E E
>>90857805Who?
>>90857749>markham hcthe arena would smell like curry and unwashed shit hand
>>90857819Are?
>>90857830You know damn well that Dot Indians don't like hockey.
>>90857833You?
>>90856627I think he was trying to finger her asshole. What an absolute madman.
>>90857849she's like 6 bruh
>>90857830markham is full of chinese peoplesyou're thinking of brampton, that is where the curry is>>90857841is that a fact now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImME-zScD9Q
Just got home is /hoc/ being rude today?
>>90857841quite wrong lad
>>90857869It's been a very friendly /hoc/ today actually.
>>90857749That jersey is aesthetic
>>90857869same arguments as always
>>90857871BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
>>90857886shut the fuck up dustin
>>90857819>>90857833>>90857842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY
>>90857884Ain't it? I'd watch that team on tv just to see those sweaters.
Ameritards are FAT and STUPID and should not voice their opinions regarding hockey or the NHL
>>90857891actually i dont think we have argued over dykepuck yet today
>/OURGUYS/Jeremy RoenickMike MilburyAnson CarterPierre McGuire>LlTERALLY REDDITMike “Doc” EmrickKeith JonesBob MackenzieKathryn TappenBrian Boucher
>>90857906>wahman
if Philthy defeats the >pongs they're done, no ploffs
>>90857906miss me with that gay shit
Helllllo, /hoc/, How are you?.. I am "fine"...>I miss (You)
>>90857926Pongs will find a way
>>90857916They're all reddit except for Carter.
>>90857926if carter hart gets hit by a bus, no ploffs
>>90857937What team do you even support?
>>90857926why have they been losing? the games i've watched of theirs they've done fairly well
>>90857916milbury is basically the grease of hockey analysts. wouldnt be surprised if they had similar iq.
Just read my first Michael Crichton book. What did I think of it, and which one should I read next?
>>90857916That's a man ass btw
>>90857949
>>90857968Which one?Andromeda Strain was kino.Sphere was trash.
Imagine not being able to skate lmao
>>90857986i cant even begin to comprehend itfor others here, i worry
Holy shit, I haven't read a Crichton book in over ten years
>>90857937
>>90857986I'm deathly afraid of ice.
>>90857979Rising Sun, sorry. I was thinking about reading the Andromeda Strain, but aliums scare me too much.
>>90858000>>90858000>>90858000>>90858000>>90858000>>90858000
Just a heads up if any of you ever have the cajones to show up when I invite you and I find out you chew with your mouths open I'm gonna bleed you and field dress you and have the bartender fry you up for my midnight snackGo Jets
>>90857926Gary literally not allow golden faggot boy to miss the ploffs
Headed to one of >my team's games next week. Should be a blast.
>>90858037Do you always type like a nigger?
>>90857978quality edit
remember all those mental gymnastics the cuck guys IDF tried when it was established that nobody here likes him lol
Michael Crichton was a conservatard conspiracy retard that unironically believes climate change is a hoax. While it’s good that the talentless hack is dead, his death came far too late, well after he did irreparable damage to this country. Fuck you.
>>90857749>No Chicoutimi HC
where my fuckin lifelongs at?
>>90857860Did you watch the video?
>>90858061That'd be a possibility if the cap were abolished and pro/rel put in place.
>>90858072Penguins at Flyfags
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>>90858063/lifelong playoff bandwagoner whenever >my team misses the playoffs/ here
>>90858073yah I'm a retard I though he was referring to that dumb little eCardI wonder how drunk everyone is in that webm
Leaving work now to go home and watch hockey.Nobody post anything cool while I'm gone.
>>90858100I would like to "fly" her if you know what I mean
>>90858063if you didn’t also cheer for the las vegas wranglers you’re not a lifelong
>>90858100cor, she's a dishright fit bird
>>90858100she looks a little 56 but she's cute
>>90858107
>>90858100I’d have non consench with her
>>90858118>Wranglers mentionedyes hello
>>90858060>In 2006, Crichton clashed with journalist Michael Crowley, a senior editor of the magazine The New Republic. In March 2006, Crowley wrote a strongly critical review of State of Fear, focusing on Crichton's stance on global warming. In the same year, Crichton published the novel Next, which contains a minor character named "Mick Crowley", who is a Yale graduate and a Washington, D.C.-based political columnist. The character was portrayed as a child molester with a small penis. The character does not appear elsewhere in the book. The real Crowley, also a Yale graduate, alleged that by including a similarly named character Crichton had libeled him.Holy fucking BASED
If global warming is real how do we have hockey in the sunbelt?
I know how to skate but not how to play hockey, what does that make me?
>>90858075just go back and look at the nhl in the 1970s and 80s if you want to see what the league would look like then.do you realize how little "parity" there was back in the day? you think the snes or kongs or cucks are bad this year? it was common for teams to have a sub-.250 winning% back then. a lot of those teams ended up folding because nobody wants to go watch those shit teams.
>>90858154A faggot
>>90858100she was playing with the kid's hat and hair it was cute
>>90858154Lost.
>>90858100For me it's Lyndsay Rowley
>>90858154Not a total lost cause.
>>90858189for me it's alex
>>90858060gay post
>>90858164Fuck parity. I don't want the Panthers and the Canes of the NHL to be artificially propped up.
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
>>90858175
>>90858209What a fashionable, reasonably length skirt. Too many thots out here walking around with belt length skirts.
>>90858219word.
>climate change is a Chinese hoaxIt would be funny if we didn’t have a literal retard that believed this in the WH right now...
>>90858175good mommy
>>90858217yea but gary is most concerned about making money. the nhl was pretty irrelevant and minor league back then. gary has done (((his))) thing, for better or worse, and helped grow the leagues total revenue to around apehoops levels.
Slapshot is on NHLN and they're cutting out all the fucks and fuck yousGary you faggot
>>90858139>Not mentioning the based Solar Burrs
>>90858271Gary sucks...
Winnipeg Jets are winning the Stanley Cup and anime is real. End of discussion
patrick nolan
based benuldy bjug
I’m brand new to hockey, but I just have to say you guys are lucky to have Bettman as your commish. It’s quite likely that he’ll go down in history as the best NA commissioner in history. Even a newbie like me can see his passion for the game and his desire to grow the sport across the country and the world.
thinking about moving to nova scotia
>>90858356Not with that baggage they're not.
holy shieeee
Onions rings is the worst meme to ever come out of /hoc/. It’s forced and unfunny, and everyone would appreciate it if you’d just fuck off.
>>90858367I feel he will make all the necessary relocations that /hoc/ feels most desirable, Kitties, Puppies, Duckies, what have youAnd that Gary is a sad bastard and can suck shitfucking twat, god damn Gary
crosby is elite
Reminder there's no such thing as a Canadian pens fan or American Crysbitch fan
>>90858408indeed
>>90858403>>90858403
>>90858408Wtf is Lindblom doing he missed two open nets already
@90858403
flyers are looking goodgood game so far
Holy shit games bettman
>>90858449it'll go in eventually if they keep knocking on the door like that
>>90858476AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>90858408he's a system baby
whoopscrosby is elite
>>90858497
Whoa....... so this is....... the power of............... carter hart.............
fuck crosby 2bh
>hart
>>90858530why? did he bang your girlfriend or something?
>SHARTER SHART
>>90855149Who dat?
Tedgei Tedrovsky sucks
Going to try some surgery on my back this week. Wish me luck :)
>>90858540dabbed on my hart
>>90858579Good luck. I got hospitalized for my back recently too, it's an awful feeling. Hope recovery goes smoothly
>>90858559won't be a ted for much longer
I've fucked most of your moms and I'll get to the rest over time.
>>90858579Getting a backiotemy?
>>90858579herniated disc?
>>90858579What is wrong with your back nigga?
>>90858628>backiotemythe latest finnish bust
>>90858151Is that Eichel or just a really close lookalike??
>doing so much manual labor you break your back
>>90858606Oh no lad, I'll be performing it in my bathroom>>90858628No. I have a bump I don't like. You can't see it really but it's probably half a thumb big
>>90858424I live in the maritimes and I know a bunch of pens fans
>>90858680livestream it
>>90858579what color would you like your wheelchair to be faggot?j/k good luck man
>>90854514So qt pic I chuckledAlso wouldn't mind if Jets win the stan lee
>>90858118wranglers were my first hockey game lad
>>90858690Come post in the game thread Hal
>>90858669It's the real deal
>>90858711But that's not Flames Neal.
>>90858711friendship with buffalo: ended
>>90858721Neal is washed up and can't score
>>90858721now he's called big deal
>rags
>>90858731>friendship with buffalo: endedThat....sounded awfully similar to a reddit post.
>>90858669That was my first thought
>>90858750based lundquist. truly our guy
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Michael Frolik and Austin Czarnik, the Flames were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Minnesota.I unleashed my fury against the Winnipeg Jets, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Bob Cole, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Tampa Bay in 5 games.It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.-Flames Neal, reflecting on his career in 2048.
For me, it's screaming "WHEEL, WHEEL, WHEEL" at random and unhelpful times.
>>90858761based retard
>>90858761you must be fun at partiesedit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
comfy snowstorms are the best. Sunbelters will never know this feel.
>>90858773for me, it's yelling "DROP IT" when there's no one behind him
>>90858781Okay you can stop now.
>>90858794For me it’s yelling “SHOOT” on the power play with no shooting lanes
in anyone even watching lak @ wsh
>>90858835i've got it muted on my 2nd monitor
>>90858819Username checks outedit: why am I getting so many downvotes?
>>90858841same.
Would /hoc/ rather have a hot OP or a qt OP?
Where's that canuck that said they're gonna heem the shorks tonight
You guys don’t watch hockey games alone at your computer do you?
>>90858835I don't want to miss filthadelphia fans throwing batteries at crosby
>>90858854hot is my vote
>>90858860of course not, shannon is with me in spirit
Gonna take a few bong rips desu
>>90858845Seriously, cut it out.
>>90858877Gotcha.
>>90858860only when my team's playingwatching sports with no human interaction is the galaxy brain method
>>90858854I would like a /beav/
>>90858879>>90858893It’s ok, I used to do the same thing.
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
>>90858883take my upvoteedit: wow my top rated comment
>>90858860im watching them with u :)
end of thread reminder that the alien in Alien WAS gestational.
>>90858860im watching with my /hoc/ frens :)
>>90858857hey bb
500
>>90858899Hastily edited it to include a beav.>>90858933>>90858933>>90858933new
