T-15 minutes until mma is saved
Fuck you khabib
>>90854460you just know he has a wall of fantasy swords
>>90854460I unironically want to be like TFerg - in the zone like crazy.
Official thread theme:https://youtu.be/p3VhPJ5FwuA
>>90854518kek you saw my post
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to unironically browse 4chan
*floatily struts in your path*
Based Tony Sperguson
Everyone is saying that Robbo should be stripped of the title because this is the second time that he has done this now, but lets get one thing straight: Robbo is currently in hospital undergoing surgery, and first and foremost we should be hoping for a botched operation and a painful death for that faggot Robbo, and only if that fails should we hope for his stripping.
>Cain Velasquez is fighting>In 2019>His last win was a guy who isn't even in the UFC anymoreBet the house, farm, tractor, and food processor on Francis.
how about a *grunts*teep kick
JRE is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqrBuzHy5vYtalking Brazil
Is the Ngannou meme making a come back?
>>90854934Ngannou beats everyone except Stipe.
>>90854662*makes you even looser*
>>90854934Not if Brock has anything to say about it.
>>90855049getting to say nigger is half the appeal of communing with the synagogue of satan
>>90855049>pisses off right by not sticking up for his friend Alex Jones>pisses off left by saying the prohibited wordJoe Rogan is done bruh
>>90854756heavyweight division is fucked, not betting on that shit
You guys think the goat will head to RIZIN after he dominates ONE?
>>90854818why would you ever watch this liberal dick sucking cuck
who put a witch's curse on ronda and travis browne?
I'm a janitor at AKA. Cain just tore his scrotum in half while he was defending a takedown. The fight is off. Sorry guys.
Brown Pride, you're about to feel the flying fists of Magumba. You better pray that your crippled little bones and atrophied little muscles give way (like usual) before Saturday, because if not, YOU WILL SLEEP.>Magumba beats Cain>calls out DC>DC fights Magumba for his retirement fight>Stipe cries himself to sleep
>>90855175It has to be rape.
>>90855222No one, weirdo.
Wake up Henry
>>90854934he will literally never be the same after Stipe made him his prison bitch
Young Val in the back, aged... young.
Rousey has been credited for breaking down several hurdles regarding female mixed martial arts, as well as challenging barriers regarding body image and female conformity. She has been regarded as a symbol of female empowerment, and has been praised for her involvement in the polarizing female mixed martial arts industry, in which she became one of the highest-pay-per-view draws in the world. Rousey was described by Fox Sports as "one of the defining athletes of the 21st century."
>>90855377>0-4 in his last 4>0-2 in her last 2>getting booed out of the WWEidk about that one champ
>>90855413The Cain meme ends soon
>>90855554CMON REF I GOT UP THE THIRD TIME AND I ONLY HAD TO BARELY HOLD THE CAGE EARLY STOPPAGE.
>>90854818>Rafinha Bastos - 6' 7" >Joe Rogan - 5' 8"Why are americans so short?
>>90855550She's actually getting booed? Got any footage of it?
>>90855554All Cain has to do is survive one round basically.
>>90855554*limp wrists a jab in your direction*
>>90854983that fucking mexican manlet that dana pushes away always gets me
Cain will heem Francis in round 1. Trust me, bookies love me.
>>90855571tall people have survived an stature and status, never having to prove themselves; in America you had to be tough, like a bowling ball
>>90854983The glee on DCs face is hilariousHe loves mandrama so much, this is like a dream come true for him
>>90855592Is her character supposed to be a hero or a villain?
>>90855716I don't know but she is absolute dog shit at improvising
is alex gus the most overrated fighter of all time?
cain would have to be the biggest brainlet in the world not to be able to beat francis
>>90855763no he's just a typical swede that got cucked by three big black men
>>90855791He already learnt his lesson when based JDS sparked him out, can't see it happening again
>>90855763>Hey, Alex, we think it would be good to develop your ground game>No
>>90855513>empowermentCan we all just take a moment to appreciate just how gay this word is.
Alexander Gustafsson is 0-5 against American blacks in the UFC. He has 2 wins over black people, but they were both eurocucks with no fighting spirit, like him.
>>90854706>Robboit's Robbie lad
>>90855870I knew he was losing the second I heard his lame walkout music
>>90855763Not at all, he's just shit coming off of long layoffs. When he lost to Rumble, it was his first fight in a year. Same for the Blachowicz fight where he looked like shit as well as the second Jones fight. At his best, he's one of the top 5 LHW ever. At his worst, he's gatekeeper-tier.
>>908558034 but who's counting
My dad looks younger and he’s 58
>>90855554Blaydes was fine, Goddard strikes again
>>90855763what a dumb commenthe's an excellent fightershame he has that swedish mentality
>>90855554That fucking hand speed is amazing. I gave Ngubu a lot of shit prior to the Stipe fight but that fucking flash of a haymaker is impressive. >Blaydes wasn't completely outThe chin on that cheeky nig.
i wanna make a thing straight herei dont give a fuck what dumb retards think but CAIN will never be goat unless he gets his belt backso many more better fighters who have been for a way longer time on the mma scene short really good career < long really good career>yfw you dont agree with my commentdont even try to give me you's ill call you a dirty beaner
Wake up Jon
>record setting HW title defenses>possibly most well-rounded heavyweight>has saved children and old ladies from burning buildings>not black enough for Rogan rants
>>90855924Irish girls are so ugly.Bad genes what to say
>>90856136what if he knocks out ngannou with a wheelkick or a spinning backkick to his roided liverI could totally see that happening
>>90856225UFC HEAVYWEIGHT STIPE MIOCCIC...
>>90856225thats a scary mofosheeeet>>90856231no, stand up he will bob and weave put his head down as always and throw those haymakersa and if he wants to win he will grind on ngoobu and take him down and wrestlefuck him
>>90856074There's been a huge shift recently in trying to stop fights at the first sign of dangerIf you go back and watch fights from even 3 years ago, you'll see how lenient the refs are in letting action go on. Now though, they try to stop it quick, and people just say "oh well he wasn't going to recover from that anyway"Which doesn't work. The point of a fight is to definitely decide the winner, not to assume who it would be. It has to actually end, you can't end it based on how you think it'll end
>>90856226actually not true, i've seen really cute blond oneseven some british women are pretty not even kidding
>>90854460Based TiramisuKeebabs & McNuggets need not apply
>>90856293Rogan hates anyone that looks remotely like his father
>>90856259The guy is not even Croatian.He doesnt speak Croatian either.ufc made him Croatian lol
>>90856312Also EXTREMELY closeted.
>>90854409fuck u heem.
>>90856284The spice girls (puke)
>>90856226Not enough body hair for an Arab like yourself
>>90856284stop lying the women here are disgusting, the food here is disgusting, the weather is terrible don't come here don't look at me stay away
1. His refusal to fight is 100% voluntary, and is in addition to his legal prohibitions from fighting. He is not making the UFC money, he is not hurt, and he has several worthy contenders.2. His "point" that he is making is morally repugnant. He is clearly trying to show that his backwards "Muslim brothers band together" mentality needs to be forgiven and given wide breadth. Both his friends jumped into a cage to assault a fighter. Zubaira did it from behind, and was not even a cornerman. He should be banned for life, frankly. This is not a savage nation. His standing up for his vile friends makes it worse, not better.3. Ali Abdelazziz is trying to increase his standing and influence, and often does this by banging the Muslim drum. If ever there was a moment to remind him that only McGregor gets special treatment.4. Unlike Conor, Khabib is not a mega star. Conor was stripped of the 145 belt fairly quickly, and only stripped of the 155 belt when an actual title fight was booked.5. There are extremely worthy opponents, and Ferguson has already gotten an interim title. It would be wrong to make contenders fight each other when neither has had a chance against Khabib yet.6. All the players in the championship hunt (Poirer, Ferguson, Khabib himself) except Conor are extremely injury prone. Time is not on anyone's side.In conclusion, I believe the correct move is to strip Khabib if he refuses to do the PSA and book a pre-Ramadan fight. Tony and Poirer (both of whom are injury prone as is) need to be booked for the belt this spring. Let Conor fight Cerrone. If Khabib is ready after, let him be the challenger, and make challenger money, against the winner. OR if you really want to make a point, let him fight someone else, let the Conor-Cerrone winner or another challenger fight in the fall, and let Khabib get his shot if he wins later, in February 2020. >you in charge of deciding what's attractive. i know who you are from the flag and the typing style.
>>90856492I can't wait for Tony to kick that stupid hat off
>>90856579>chill champ chill
>>90856284>you in charge of deciding what's attractive. i know who you are from the flag and the typing style.
>>90856492i hope this bitch gets hit by a bus
>>90856579>>90856604i'm in communique with her on instagram
>>90856570WME wanted to belt a muslim in MSG so badly that they went through three fighters and settled on 2 year inactive #14 real estate agent that didn't even make champ weight.
>>90856630Joke's on you its copypasta from Sherdog. I read Wiesel, you should read Emily fucking Post.
>>90856662They have flags on Sherdog
>>90856492Oooof puberty is starting to hit this lady
>>90856276It is because refs like mario got a lot of shit for it and they try to save face from the fighter that is losing. If they let it go too far they can lose their job real quick while when they play it safe they seem to get away with it
>>90856740no chance kid i got banned there in 2006 and i'll never make another account there.i'm on /heem/ every hour i'm awake unironically.>>90856717yeah once that jaw is fixed she'll be a 7&up
>>90856739Good point, it's a finer line between an ideal stoppage and a late stoppage, and late stoppages always get more flak as has been shown by Mario losing his job. Now refs are going to play it's safe with early stoppages and they can just hide behind the shield of "that's not REALLY intelligent defence" and "muh fighter health". When in reality I think most fighters would actually prefer to "be a warrior" as Yamasaki put it and have a chance at recovery when they're hurt.
>>90856492mini_khabib@patgreenesr hopefully fingers crossed appreciate the support . Yeah it’s crazy how much the ufc has grown_.__mohd__._@mini_khabib ___savdji_777_Khabib timeiownheemAre you going to UFC 235?Fucking loser I hope you get arrested who the fuck talks to a stranger child on the internet?
Unpopular opinion:I'd be more hyped about Adesanya if he beat Yoel than if he beat Whittaker and got the belt
>>90856603the fuck does this mean ya monkey
>>90856821popular opinion:you're a faggot
>>90856579>listen here you little shit if you say “khabib time” one more time I swear for god I will slap you little face and burn that stupid hat
frank mir's daughter is quite the athletehttps://www.instagram.com/ladymir11/?hl=en
>>9085684190% of /heem/ is gayIf you like cunts - you're a cunt
>>90856847mexican andy with the heat
>>90856861>you know what he did? he waived the patent.tesla did the same thing confirming serbians are white
>>90855763No, he only loses to the top of the division and embarrasses everyone else. Easily the 3rd best LHW right now, and the gap between him and the next best is massive. However, he is a fucking faggot heartlet brainlet who hasn't developed his game since the first Jones fight.
>>90856861It doesn't sound like hyberbole I'll literally die in exchange for their deaths they literally are the worst thing about humanity.
I bet this is how Kelvin got that weird fungus
if even one of your great grandparents is jewish you can't post on /heem/.
>>90856570I agree with almost all of this.
>>90856579Based and cucuypilled
>>90856890serbians hate jews, kill muslims and the women are hot as fuckhonorary whites confirmed
>>90856962dumb fucking anglos had to find the most disgusting way to drink alcohol just to make a show out of it and avoid actually drinkingfucken weak liver bums
>>90856962>this was the most exciting part of the ppv
Troubling amounts of anti-semitism, Mike
>>90857022>anglosHow many great pintmen do you have poofternonedon't disgrace this nation by calling amerimutts and abonigs anglos you hooknosed penarse
>>90856908I tried to watch this but it was unironically too faggy
>>90857096I go to beautiful tattoos before I closed it
over the weekend jade's brother moved from 125 to 133 pounds and dominated the #1 ranked wrestler in the united states. if jade is the female athletic equivalent there is literally no reason why she can't be a force in MMA
>>90857063>pintmenfucking gay ass wankers playing a game while avoid drinkingfyi your fucking country created them you lard ass chav
Don't really follow mma that much. Is Ronda going back to UFC?
>>90857111So he dominated the #1 wrestler in the United States while constipated? Bobbert in shambles.
White Kanye = chinnaker
>>90857008Serbians are the most beautiful women on earth.confirmed
>>90857142If she leaves mandrama I bet there's a pregnancy incoming. She'll never fight again with the way things ended
>>90857144he was already the #1 ranked 125 pounder now he's the #1 ranked 133 pounder
>>90857186if they think she can sell a ppv better than the current shit roster, without doing media again, she can come back and fight one of the ranked cans she already beat in 15 seconds
>>90857123Drinking 30 pints a day isn't a game gyppoturkspawn, it's an occupation.We created them, they decided they wanted to be free to import the worst of every nation on earth and a few million niggers to breed with, they aren't even anglo genetically anymore, whether they're human is debatable.One thing that isn't debatable, they aren't fucking anglo, they're mutts
JRE is live againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gtrg6R7b3wwith another guest
Alright lads I've prepared something of a vivisection of 235 for you all, a consultation of the auguries if you will. And, through gazing for many hours into the entrails of a humanely-sacrificed chicken, I have divined the winners.Jones by TKO, round 2.Woodley by KO, round 1.Lawler by KO, round 1.That is all.
>>90857207Cat Zingano is ranked #5. If Ronda came back and fought her again I bet it would do better on PPV than practically anything else.
>>90857240>Jones by TKO, round 2Heh, I think you mean Smif by TKO round 4, kid
>>90857240>Woodley by KO, round 1.I would nut
>>90857207They'd love to have her back but I think she's perma-shook
>>90854934Once he gadooshes Cain, it'll be in full-swing. Just on the bandwagon now while there is still room.
>>90857217slow down ahmed just cause the sizeable population of anglos has a fraction of the genetics from the most alpha genes in western europe added doesn't diminish them at all. However when we get to Britain we are seeing an island full of inbred cattle (remnants of the genetic pool after everyone left to america) being combined with inbred 80 IQ arabs. This is pretty shocking and we can see the results of this in some turbo inbred pindicked camel jockey arguing about pints online. Just try not to look Radoslav in the eye next time you vacation to Croatia.
what happened to ronda in the wwe asking unironically
>unionizes fighters in your path
You know what I find entertaining? Women.
>>90857299>>90854409it's not gonna take off find a new meme to spam dockbro
>>90857288Silence Anpherny O'hoolihansenn the white men are talking
>>90857296WWE are pushing her too hard as a "star" and the fans are rejecting itThere are better wrestlers that are being overlooked for her
>>90857315as white men who work for his government spy on everything he does lol
>>90857312I haven't seen a picture of a dock here in years.Also, yikes.
>>90857330WWE fans like watching women wrestlers?
Just a lil a lil gentle heeminder. you all know what's up tho
>>90857361Are you taking the picks this week?
>>90857354Don Vito is still alive
>>90857312He is on JRE tomorrow, I also think dockie had pretty conservative leanings
>>90857356I don't follow it closely but it seems like women's wrestling is in a golden age? They are pushing it really hard but that could just be virtue signalling
if you are supporting any fighters on the right, you probably need to go back
>>90857354Trump defeated the political enemy of MMA John McCain and is literally the best US president possible for MMA fans only cuckolds like Nate Wilcox dispute this.
>>90857406The best president for MMA fans would legalize kicks to the head of a grounded opponent and steroids.
>>90857400based and checkpilled
>>90857421Are you running?
>>90857397Why we need you more than ever. What the hell do you have going on that's so important? Start making proper OPs again too.
>>90857315>*turns to turk rape baby slave*>"me fellow white man"
rate mini khabib's dad>>90857454you're larping as Calendar.
>>90855554Terrible stoppage, Ngannou is pillowfisted and the ref should know that.
>>90857529>Ngannou is pillowfisted
>>90857529>Ngannou is pillowfisted and the ref should know that.
>>90857529good post, many casuals have been fooled and keep telling themselves Ngannou hits like a Ford but it's good to see someone else who knows the truth. I think some people struggle to accept it
>>90857649>>90857667Was this the most based fight in the history of MMA?
>>90857682it was the most recent good heavyweight fight
>>90857649>has good head movement >jumps into fucking DANIEL CORMIER'S CLINCH
can ngannou be beaten?
>>90857701Oh yeah, Reem is known to have granite chin... You're just proving my point, boy.
What is it redditnigger hour? How fucking stupid do you have to be to fall for that F level bait?
Is covering your fighter in Body Armor® towels a good technique to cool them down between rounds?
>>90854409Terrible thread I wish Notepad was still here. I hate the American phone spammer (just look out for his file names and stupid bloody elbow posts).
>>90857736heem is the dumbest most reddit general in the world
>>90857750who is your favorite female fighter?
just remove the referees and let the fighters go honor system
>>90857798Jade "Stockton" Rivera
>>90857800ultimate eye poke championship
>>90857750Who is your favorite woman fighter?
When I write the official /heem/ history book some of the plot twists are going to blow your mind.
>>90857862I disagree, we are fans of Brendan Schaub actually. It was a trick question
Favorite female fighter?Favorite female prospect?BEST female fight?NO trolling. Don’t bullshit, this is serious.
Imagine if they book Silva vs Weidman III and Silva heems Weidman. Would he heem himself when people call his whole career a fluke?
>>90857908>weidman's only win is against the loser who was supposed to fight for the belt this past weekend
wow and I always thought Kelvin was a nice guy. this is pretty nasty of him
aspenladdWell, I'm under doctor's orders to take it easy for the next couple wks, which blows. Nothing except fairly light activity while I heal up, and finish my meds fortunately I'm blessed to live In a part of #norcal, where an easy walk gets me to places like this. That way I can still let the pups run around and burn off energy>>9085801740 year old zoomer
>Israel insists that the Silva fight was chess of the highest level.
>>90858017diaz bros will never fight again
>>90858030So she was going to pull out of the fight anyway
>>90857995Pretty based even though Ali wrote that for him
>>90857997im felix (extremely white)
>>90858059ronda ruined them
>>90857696nganou on the backfoot panic swinging a half assed right hook and still look at the force with which it connects and snaps stipe's big ol head
>>90858122everything she touches turns to shit, ufc, wwe, hollywood, mexican drug addicts
Remember this fucking loser?https://www.instagram.com/travisbrownemma/
>>90854983Brock is a legit can
DC v Brock money fight is never going to happen.
>>90858242If Grasso had wider hips and a little bit of ass, she would be the hottest mma chick by a lot
>>90858284if mike perry was smarter he'd be an applebee's manager, the fuck you about
don't listen to joe rogan's show he's literally worse than the BBC CNN & FOX>>90858284Take the fridgepill.
>>90857354Inuyasha really let himself go.
>>90858221its just edmond that caused this
>>90858284She's not a lesbian and she's attracted to white men she's the best WMMA fighter.
Redditors are SEETHING ecause Dana will strip the Muslim faggot hahaha
>>90858196>this is schaubs propertyOH NONONONO
>>90858257So you're saying he's legit?
I could absolutely gadoosh anyone from AKA
>>90858196>hey guys, my grandma just died :( plz like!
>>90858325https://www.instagram.com/p/BfLqjvmBbIl/photoshopped yair out of that pic
>>90858221That's one good thing about being a manlet, I don't have ugly feet.https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjZ7V-Fe6k/
where the FUCK is twitchy
>>90858380shooting up a mcdonalds
>>90858380I'm currently sperging out on pol.
Ya know WMMA's a lot like the mule with a spinning wheel
>>90858196>"i've been so exhausted cause my deadbeat husband is making an ass of himself on camera and doing recreational drugs and being a shitty father instead of helping me out"
>>90858348she would have been 95 but she's dead!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be8AWFHcvDU
We got a lot of big fights this weekend for WMMA. KGB Lee is fighting again after getting best up by her husband. Baby Cynthia is getting her #1 contender fight. Invicta is filling the vacant flyweight title and having a flyweight tournament. Big time to be in WMMA
Tomorrow is Megan Anderson's birthday is tomorrow. Make sure to wish her a happy birthday
Seems like Kron's debut is kinda flying under the radar
>>90858486>Tomorrow is Megan Anderson's birthday is tomorrow.see tea eee bro
>>90858486wikipedia says her birthday was yesterday
twitchy is going OFF
>twitchy sperging outlol
Twitchy is a big Gastelum fan
>>90858486join the Australian Army upon graduation from high school. After serving two and a half years in the military, she was discharged when it was discovered she had attempted to take her own life
remember when Twitchy said we'd never see his ugly as sin wife cuz her face is for his Muslim ass only? LOL you fucking retard. and don't read this, I'm not watching your stream, I just know you're on because your 2 haters are talking about you right now you mentally ill piece of shit
kek that board, he started with a Denmark flag you idiot
Thats a cool Dernmark science project you made
twitchy is for sure mentally ill
>>90855905he's always coming off a long layoff. he just aint that good
hey Twitchy, met this cute girl at hot yoga today. I think she might be the one. what do you think?
>>90858777That evidence can't be denied though even though he pretend to be Danish the dernposter has to be american. However this man is incredibly mentally ill but it's like alex jones tier entertainment.
imagine twitchy in bed with his wife like >hey babe I know who Dernmark is, hes an american! heres how I know..
>>90858648Was she out for that first year of her UFC contract because she tried to kill herself? She kept saying it was personal but didn't wanna talk about it. I bet that was it
Twitchy: Are Dernposter, Ortegaposter, Zilchposter, Kenyaposter, Jonesfan12 tripfag, and several other personalities likely all facets of the extremely mentally ill, paraplegic Spammy?
>>90857022looks turkish grandma probably fugged a turkish beg while hubby walked around outside with shoes on his hands
this is so meta
>news for the day is dernmark is an american pretending to be danish who went under 3 proxies and got exposed for being an americannice
>>90858829Kenya was once a real poster. He posted his black hand and stuff about a power outage in his gated community before a big card.
>tfw living rent free in twitchy's head
heemcord killed heem, but it's a good thing. the only people left here are those who literally no one can bear irl or even on an anonymous board. they're just mad that they'd get kicked from any community that isn't 4chan for being insufferablefix your mental fuckups and you too can join heemcord!
>>90858855dude your passport must have a lot of stamps!
>>90858855prove you're danish, twitchys autism is piling against you, why would you be awake right now it's like 2 am in denmark right now?
tell this retard to turn kenya filter off. lol.
>>90855167Think he uses the towel hanger as a pull up bar?
hot take: you dont need to crunch the numbers to realize Dernposter is just an american autist
good stream twitchy
behalf of Dern. i'm calling twitchy a fag for using a filter while talking shit
>>90858927all for you, bee
I show up and he insta shuts it down. And he's calling me a jew.
Twitchy more like touchy
twitchy more like faggot
>>90857361This weekend is packed. I'm gonna try and watch all those cards. What time do the Bellator cards come on?
>>90858486Fuck her she's a Dern hater
>>90858871time isn't valuable when you have no life
What is the MMA equivalent of this
>>90859017email email@example.com he'll give you an american flag
>>90858805>and he's a kike. I know just look at Dern's nose..
>>90855167you think the guy would consider building a smaller house more proportionate to his size so he feels like a normal human bean
No (You)s anymore, go back to time out, son
redpill me on mackenzie dern
>>90859087Decent prospect with issues making weight
>>90859087She's basically the greatest BJJ practitioner to ever fight in the UFC plus she has m-m-munster power and elite striking (including elite kicks).On top of that she is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold. 10/10 personality. Also she's thicc without being fat.
>>90859031What the fuck is even going on here
>>90859118email me i'll give you a different proxy
>>90857889DernDernDern vs abc
>>90859145Yes i will. What is a proxy btw? never used one.I'm from kenya
>>90859181fuck off dern poster
>>90859204Dern is LITERALLY free money against anyone she fights next. She's also objectively the best looking WMMA fighter. Don't reply.
was twitchy always retarded?
Who is your favorite female fighter?
>>90858871I will answer twitchy and his theories but not if he has my flag filtered and is a faggot.
>>90859353lol check ur inbox
>>90857361I would devote my entire life to maintaining Megan's happiness. Are there any good Muay Thai/kickboxing cards coming up?
>>90859389is that rose?
>>90859353post Dern's bunda
>>90857400Yup. Plan on throwing money on everyone on the left side. They will all win convincingly.
Imagine thinking middle age deleted Cain coming off a 2 year layoff is going to beat punished Ngannou. First round KO, easy money.
>>90859456heh just downloaded it from 4plebs and already deleted it unironically.>>90859428brown panty nite
>>90859456>>90859499and if you dont believe me i only downloaded it because it came up in a search for "punisher bass" i needed his face for my social media accounts
>>90859472Ngannou is good for one round. Cain will take him down easily and tire him out for the first round. Round 2 and beyond? Pound town.
>>90859546ywn know the sweet scent of Dern's flatulence
twitchy predicted this
Dern was saying she wanted to fight in late march but no fight has been announced..When the fuck will dana get his finger out of his ass and make a fight????
>>90859547dat ass tho
>>90859581pretty nice one for a tall girl
>>90859567He's good for one round and Cain is flushed, CTE'd and has always been hittable. It's gonna be a furst round KO, mark my words.
lol meegan got kicked out of the military for attempting to kill herselfmma: for normal people
>>90858987Cannot wait. A potential new boy for sure.
Who was it that wrestle fucked megan again??hmm it must have been a long time wrestler..surely it wasn't a literal boxer was it??
twitchy here, making a more extensive diagram for tomorrows show where i will provide more evidence against the dern poster. Stay tuned and also donate to my patreon so i can expose more heem subverters.
>>90859640most girls in mma are in it because they have issues.>megan>rose>pvzUnlike real fighters that are there because of talent and likes fighting>Dern>Nunes
>>90855554Do you guys think Blaydes would have been better off pulling guard instead of trying to get back up? That's a tough loss for Curtis, poor guy
>>90859651>donate to my patreonLOL
>>90859651wait. did he have a diagram?
>>90859701Yes. You need to rewatch it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIHarA2EfUo
>>90859678rose has ptsd from conors attack ok. not cool
people say im autistic because im operating at a higher level, that's how i discovered the dern poster conspiracy. Trust me i post on /pol/ exposing jewish tricks all day so if you think im autistic just know it's cause you can't follow along cause you're an idiot. Now excuse me i have to go file some visa paper work for my asian wife.
whose mouth should we fix first twitchgods or mini khabibs?
>>90859751>not secureyou can say that again
>haha le based twitchy xDD>r-read my post now twitchgod! pls give me attention!
>>90859757am i supposed to believe she actually manages her account
>minnesota sucks! >just look at gustafsson.>t. twitchy
>>90859797instagram? i think you'd be surprised.
Any normal woman would ditch twitchfag before the inevitable murder suicide but the dogface gook will take it for the citizenship and has no emotions or instincts being an insectoid,so can't detect a lunatic when she sees one.
>>90859831Imagine him in a divorce.
>>90859805>getting my lapband installed. I'll make weight for sure now
>>90859846>I really needed this surgery..>I wanted it so fucking bad..It's mainly her titties that is causing her issues.
anyone have the goofs from the other night?
>>90856861But why though?
>>90859871Oh for sure repost that.
this bored is deader than terrance mcceckna
>>90856861mfw reading this post
Daily reminder that Dern has elite kicksbtw>ywn fuck Dern in this position
>>90859934He was cia btw.
Why does everyone keep saying Silvia looked good? His head movement was terrible, he lacked foot movement. This man moved stiffer then my grandfather and he stood and let Israel hit him lol
What's your you count boys?
>>90856579>easy there champ, she's underage
>>90860016>>90860030those are kid numbers
>>90860003because people expected him to get utterly btfo and he did much better than israel's previous UFC opponents.
>trying to bait your way into bumping your numbers upno one respond
>>9086001610, slow day for me
>>90860054I would pick Lynch over rhonda in a street fight.
>>90859877>>90859877>>90859877literal methamphetamine prescriptions without insurance are cheaper than that snake oil
>>90860067>>90860016>>90860040Just getting warmed up. Step it up, rooks.
>>90860016i have used about 20 different proxies in this thread and i clear cache every time i switch i would have to manually count
are diagrams the new (you) s
>>90860099>>90860113Based and redpilled.
>>90860010lol i reported literally every post he made for off topic low quality or racism today
>>90860180kek greece btfo, hairy fuck is probably gonna read this too
>>90860180i just reported this post for announcing report
>>90860215im same as this, retard >>90860190
I'm just here to discuss mma. So legid who should Dern fight next?
>>90857217reported for racism outside of /b/
>>90860237get a new proxy while youre ahead fag, this one might mysteriously be unable to post soonbrendan schaub
>>90858987Based and Walkerpilled. Free money betting on this guy
>>90860054i dont hate or look down on wrestling fans but i really just dont understand the appeal
>food truck diaries with boombox squib and tj>half the video is blowing pico's schlongcan you all just SHUT THE FUCK UP about aaron pico???>"he knows he's better than the guys that beat him"This is some Trudeau-tier cuck thinking.
>>90860317I was just watching clips to try to see why the fans hate Ronda so much.
>>90860327pico is just an entitled faggot because he's had people dickriding him about how he's the next MMA GOAT since he was 16 years old
>won my 100$ 3 match basketball accaI really should go to bed..
redpill me on jonesfan12
favorite poster of all time?>coral springs
>>90860440for me, it's dockmanlet
>>90860455I'm from South Africa
How triggered was twitchy when he saw i won the predictions. lel
>my stream ended over 2 hours ago>member of the tribe still gushing ass blood
>>90860660i'm only watching the video now.
>>90860003And yet Israel didn't even hurt him
Why aren't the Chinese good at fighting? They're good at ping-pong (twitchy, fast, adaptive, reflex sport where manlets can be competitive) and OWL (power-oriented sport about rote muscle memory where manlets can be competitive). They like stacking medals in the olympics and combat sports have a zillion weight classes in which they can attempt that. China has a BILLION fucking people, most of whom live in the urban settings where MMA gyms could be easy to propagate.Not only that, but they are a notoriously cruel and selfish people; you'd think the average Chinaman wants nothing more than to torment his opponent in a ring where escape is impossible and they don't need to watch out for backstabbing teammates.So why no good fighters?
Goddamnit why is this weekend's card on a fucking sunday? I'm gonna be in vegas that weekend and wanted to bet on the fights.
>>90860440Anonymous, American flag
i finally saw that whole twitchy thing. I will no longer bully him because he's clearly mentally ill for real. Unirronic post.
>>90860950Check Schaubs twitter.
>>90860950we discovered that someone on heem might be mentally ill, pretty crazy.
>>90860992I've always known about twitchy, what tuned you guys in though?
>>90860992Wtf... a mentally ill person on heem? Uh... gonna need a sauce on that
btw i haven't posted here from since the card was on and until today.
Someone to discuss mma?
>>90861119How far do you think Kron is gonna go
>>90861119what was that thing on Fatselum's neck?
has an MMA fighter ever entered the zone?
>>90860709Have you forgotten about based leech?
>>90861185Fedor and Anderson.
I don't poop everyday
>>90861220i did twice today
https://youtu.be/q0xKR2TXJ5c>that like/dislike rationBased
>>90861227confirmed for obese
>>90861247i was just a bit clogged.
>>90861247fat people poop more?
>>90861232my time to shine
>>90861263I think they do, first the get a head start and pack their intestines with tons of dumps
>>90861296I would think they'd poop less, like it would always be building up
>>90861227>Kenyayou're the poop
>>90861333>>90861296Where is spammy when we need him? He is obese and loves poop
>>90861263More food = more poop
>>90861342>your the shit kenyathanks
>>90861333how do you eat more but poop less? unless your some vegan idiot I think fatties poop more, its just science
>>90861348he doesn't have legs either, do you think he spends every day sitting on the toilet with his laptop spamming on /heem/?
>>90861164Probably turbo aids
>>90861403>Stipe picked the only white male character
weak up jon
>>90861164He confirmed it was staph to Brett O. The commission cleared him because he was on medication and it was “clearing up”. Very sketchy.
>>90861280Beautiful work, champ
>>90861382>>90861367I guess I always thought fat people were fat from too much poop, like they were constipated or something and if they could work it out they'd get back to normal>>90861427that motherfuckers a str8 neanderthal, probably cro-mag too
>>90861427is this what ancient egyptians looked like?
Stipe officially vouching for Dern's legidness
who is the real croatian, stipe or this guy?
>>90861511for sure hrgovic desu
Why I fart really loud while sleeping?and no, is not the frijoles
Why did stipe clinch?
>>90861542bigger man's instinct, clinch em up and smother em
>>90861528do mexican girls fart really loud?
>>90861555makes sense i guess.
>>90861565Hmm how don’t know probably, yes
Stipe should have let Ngannou heem him so it would look more impressive when he won.
>>90861192based canelo poster
>>90861624hwo do you win when ur heemed bud
>>90861700You’ve got a lot to learn sweaty
Cro Cop and Kharitonov are both fighting on Friday. So many Pride era guys are still going
>>90861403>39 viewersTwitchy gets double that on fight night.
>>90854460BASED FUCK YOU KHABIB POSTER
>>90861828I literally could care less.
>>90861403lol I've been watching for 20 mins and haven't understood a single word he's said
>>90862104yeah well why don't you
what if schaub was none of usjust a ranger on a truckjust a dernmark taking a dumptrying to fuck twitchys tooth hole home
>>90862254you look like a retarded peewee herman
>>90862285I know you are but what am I?
>>90861203I haven't forgotten about him, I'm wondering why the UFC isn't CRAWLING with Chinks. We have more Canucks ffs
Listen lads I am a little drunk but I want to give you some honest to goodness advice. don't EVER be nice to a woman for free
What was the GOAT cancelled card?
>>90862383Non-drunk guy here. Women are humans. You can be nice to them.
>>90862383this is good advice>>90862423this is bad advice
What if Schaub is the spammer?
>>90862522schaub cant work a computer
>>90858017Biatch brothers are the worst. Hopely they never come back
>>90858030What state/city is this?
>>90862727It literly says it in that post
>>90862742Well, that's embarrassing. Sorry, I guess I stopped reading mid sentence.
Good article about Dan Gable (famous American wrestler), figured some of you lads might enjoy it
thread is dead because of discord
Anderson would heem Canelohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM
>>90863105you wish buddeh
which ufc fighters do you think play 2001-2006 video games on a windows xp retro pc
>>90857361Thanks bro.When is crocop fighting? I really dont want to see him get gadooshed.
Dernmark is asleep, quick lets talk about what a can Dern is
>>90860351You figured out why they hate her yet?
>>90863300I think so. Are you asking in earnest?
Good morning heem
Im making the new thread
>>90863372No I'm being genuine. I only found out about the Ronda hate today and was curious.
>>90863385For Pete & Pete's sake put some care into it.
>>90863385hurry up and do it then faggot or else i will
>>90863399She has a weak voice and controls it poorly. Good wrestlers often have these booming, clear voices. She is also not good at improvising. Her character is not compelling and she seems to have not found herself as a wrestler yet. People also resent the fact that she appears to have leapfrogged other wrestlers who they view as more talented and more deserving. It feels like she is being forced down people's throats because, well, she is.
>>90857188they need a different weight class based on just 8 lbs? what a fucking stupid sport no wonder no one cares about it
>>90857315theres way more german americans than anglos, we're absolutely mutt-pilled
>>90863473Do you think getting gadooshed in WMMA destroyed her confidence in the ring? I'm interested in WWE but I don't watch or follow it.