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Oh it's fucking awful.
Glad this thing won't see much airtime.
Claire Williams was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSfSjkW5E6UWilliams theme song 2019
>>90851283>a fucking sperm cell
i lowkey dig it, wish the blue was a bit flashier maybe
>Phone Company as a SponsorHas anyone here saw one of those phones for Sale somewhere?
>>90851283Literally the worst design ever
>>90851283I like it desu, has an oldschool vibe to it
What the fuck is a rokit?
kek, just got reminded that Kubica choose the 88
>>90851290Holy shit kek>Williams just can't stop being BLACKED
>>90851289It looks like a 4x4 roadcar
>>90851283Looks like a Formula 3000 Benetton.
>WilliamsSooner or later Toto buys them and makes them the Merc B team
>>90851283This livery screams "last on the grid and half a second behind STR"
>>90851283>>90851289Will have to see it on track since the lighting is deceptive.
>Gradient designs>On literally anythingThey are the worst football kits for a reason.Don't fucking use it as a main livery design, christ.
>>90851283>>90851289Why they had to make the fin black? Keeping it blue would have worked way better
You guys don't get it, the car is black on the bottom/rear wing so it merges with the racetrack and white/blue on the top so it merges with the sky.It's a camo livery so no one sees how fucking shit their car is.
A million hours n MS Paint
Imagine being a groupthink babby
>>90851340>9 minutes late for NEW material
Fuck you I think it looks nice.
>all this pre-season memery even before the first test-session2019 - Best season or Bestest season?
>>90851358It has a nice shade of blue yesBut it could have been done 100 times better
>>90851289They would have cleaned up that shit at least :S
fair enough, it looks better here
>>90851360m8 this is fucking nothing compared to the penis noses>IT'S GOT A FUCKING UNDERPENIS
>>90851360The season is going to last for 30 days until Mercedes makes a 1-2 qualy and 1-2 first race and everybody goes "it's over go home". Enjoy it now while it lasts.
>ROKiTIs this another scam?
That has to be one of the worst liveries of all time.
>>90851369In what way?Genuinely can't think of a worse livery
>>90851283this is just sad and shows how pathetic the people are who try to find something to bitch about the haas livery that is bringing back the greatest racing colors in motorsport history
>>90851283Frank will have to kill himself.Him founding the team is what made this possible.
>>90851271they will be asked to move the numbers down
>>90851364That applies to nearly every livery, to me it looks like a blue hot flame like out of a Bunsen burner, not that it will be fast at all.
>>90851290A very slow one as well> Tfw the Williams sperm car will never make babies
>>90851397What did they mean by this?
>>90851397pls don't ever greentext a link again
>>90851377Checked their Website. The make cheap Cellphones
now I feel sad for kubica again
should've just gone all blue and black
>>90851406The right one has a full battery, the left one doesn't
>>90851412Also cheap F1 cars.
>>90851283Looks like someone accidentally spilled paint on the car and they tried to smooth it out
>>90851397damn... what is it with these new meme sponsors?
>MWIt's literally nothing>Rich EnergyVirtually unbuyable>RokitDoesn't exists>BAT-McLaren oneIt's literally nothing>MyWorldA scam>Futurocoin>CryptoWeird timeline
>>90851412>They're going to make cheap CellphonesFTFY
>>90851307based and redpilled
>williams have so little money they can't even fully paint their car
>>90851434Don't forget Soccercoin
>Energy Drink you can't Buy>Cellphones you can't BuyIs Vaporware the future of Sponsoring
>>90851423Is that last year's car?
>>90851412And the guys in Berlin have built an airport
>>90851437they made Kubica do it, that's why only half of it is blue
>>90851434Meme timeline, this season gon be gud, I expect some unexpected win
>>90851307Liberty Media confirmed for dog-whistling.
>>90851307>>90851436Ever stop to think that the world doesn't live in your safespace, and to 99.9% of people it's just another number?
>>90851434The age of Moneytron has begun.
>>90851463yeah but imagine if Alonso was his teammate, it would be 14 88 lol
>yfw cheeky points finish for kubica
Okay what will be the next meme sponsor? Tim Horton's? For Racing Point?
Lads, what about Aerodinamics??
ROC iTDETRACT iTSCHEME iT*SIP* iT
They really should have just copied the 2009 BMW Sauber livery and changed the blue
>>90851463m8, eternal guilt has been codified into laws over here due to "reasons".i.e. it's forbidden to use numbers like 88, 14, 18 or letters like BH on your licenseplate because ZOMG NADSI CODES.poor folks being born in 1988, fucked for life
>>90851434Formula 1 is actually an international heroin trafficing scheme and non-exisiting companies are used to fund it.
what is this list missing now? >>90785270 >Williams sponsored by imaginary mobile phones
>>90851524Mclel and BAT (and chocolate)
>>90851468the face of defeat
>>90851283they should have gone full blue instead
>>90851520>Minardi pioneering F1 20 years priorGreat
>>90851509Someone in Hamburg was forbidden to use 28 since it's a code for Blood and Honour
>>90851463Ever stop to think you're gay?
Hello. I am willing to sponsor your Formula one team. My company is called KUKiT.
>>90851463no shit...>imagine sperging out over some memes on a bosnian bridge jumping forum...
>>90851558Yeah but I can just stop sucking cocks.You'll always be Brazilian.
>>90851463>checks flagthis is bait guys
>>90851538>Red Bull sponsored by crypto scamCalled?>Toro Rosso sponsored by myWorld formerly known as Lyoness (Cashback, eyeTime, pyramid scheme)>Haas' title sponsor Rich Energy is a front for money laundering and fighting detractors or something>Grosjean personally sponsored by even bigger crypto scamCalled what?>Williams sponsored by RoKiT (imaginary mobile phones)>Mclel and BAT (and Huski chocolate), totally don't smoke>>90851553our army has the abbreviation BH (Bundesheer) on the license-plates.breddi gud considering they're all nazis anyway 8)
Fuck me that willie looks terrible.
>>90851581>someone says something retarded>call them retarded>you: REEEEEEEEEEYou can't explain that
>cars get revealed>tehehehe muh Hitler postsYou can sure tell when the casuals return to /f1/
>>90851591Grosjean is sponsored by soccercoinRed Bull by “Futurocoin”
>>90851595Wanna see a good looking willie? ;^)
>>90851509What is 18 and why is bounty hunter forbidden?
>>90851591I know about your army and I bet you could easily conquer Germany if you teamed up with Liechtenstein
>>90851574>Not PiPPELiI'm disappoint.
>The last car Kubica will drive in F1 will look like thatHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9085161618=AH, abbreviation for a certain Führer and BH probably because of blood and honourAt least it's that way in Germany (although AH as letters is allowed for us)
>>90851423Was saving this one for the obvious shitshow that will be the Merc but fuck it
>>90851611>Futurocoin>soccercoinbest timeline>Red Bull sponsored by FuturoCoin>Toro Rosso sponsored by myWorld formerly known as Lyoness (Cashback, eyeTime, pyramid scheme)>Haas' title sponsor Rich Energy is a front for money laundering and fighting detractors or something>Grosjean personally sponsored by SoccerCoin>Williams sponsored by ROKiT (imaginary mobile phones)>Mclaren and BAT (and Huski chocolate), totally don't smoke>>90851616>18AH>BHblood&honour
>>90851290congratulations you've ruined a car worth millions
Kubica looks like how Russell is gonna look in 10 years.
They literally had no money for a decent graphic designer so they hired George
>>90851633Well, that's just retarded. Did they also move the age of adulthood to 17 or 19 to evade 18? Talk about living rent free...
https://youtu.be/8n9QqB1uiU8Why is every unveiling like this
>>90851662His head's a big guy>>90851668Nope, there's a limit to German retardation
>>90851643>BATIs A Better Future literally the MISSIONWINNOW of BAT?Also, are fake scam companies the new tobacco of F1?
Kubica WDC 2019
>>90851691>Is A Better Future literally the MISSIONWINNOW of BAT?Yes
>>90851691Absolutely not, tobacco created GOAT liveries while fake scams create the slowest sperm on earth
contemplating on making hitler f1 memes because it makes Seth angry desu lads lmao
Who will be the first team to get a weed company sponsorship?
>>90851712>>90851691>The multi-year partnership is focused on accelerating its transforming tobacco agenda, at the heart of which is its commitment to providing a portfolio of potentially reduced-risk products (PRRPs), which can deliver a “better tomorrow” for its consumers.PEAK MEME
>>90851681They should be like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8379C0wzw>>90851712Tomorrow* sorry
>>90851733Amx will bring some dutch weed company on the grid sooner or later
>>90851745No, like this.
But is BAT doing with Mclel the same thing PM does with Ferrari? Like they decide the sponsors? That should bring quites some shekels shouldn't it?
>>90851591> Forgot the 2018 refugge Mission Winnow.Who else left without any scam on the grid? Raking Point, AFLA Romeo, Mercedes?Did the teams outsorced their
Business idea>Car launches are done all together in an event organized by FIA
>>90851790Liberty wanted to do that.Teams told them to fuck off.
>>90851790Formula One Draft
>>90851790Don't give them ideas.
All cars are black for the entire F1 season. At the end of it, they reveal their liveries.
>>90851811I hate yanks so much
Did they solved chassis problems?
>>90851788Pretty sure Shitting Point will have some sort of money laundering shit for Lawrence.
>>90851464Visionairy Van Rossem only just missed out on (t)his era of F1
>>90851858Maybe his soul ascended, and he is fucking with the teams from up there
>>90851833No, that's just a direction to marshals to tell them what to do if it's stuck on a tyre barrier like Hulk in Abu Dhabi
>>90851283>splashing 10 million euro for a racing driver and not having even a fucking logo of the rear wingthe absolute state of Polish Petroleum Concern ORLEN
based nip makes it bearable
>>90851914Speedy little fuckers aren't they
it's not as bad looking livery as you hyperautists make it out to be desu
>>90851914Glad to see we follow the same nips
>>90851308why do you assume it's black sperm, cuckbrain?
>>90851969this. there have been worse.
>>90851969You only like it because it looks like your flag.
>>90851520http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v99/n722/a03.html?6990>UK: Formula One Linked To Cocaine Smuggling
>>90851969yeah, maybe it just needs good light because i like the design and colors on the chibi version >>90851914
>>90851914who's the artist ? I'm failing to understand that signature
>>90851986>Pro tip:Watch the bottom of the car
mfw this livery
>>90851969I do consider it to be really shit. Can't think of a worse one in the last 25 years.
>>90851632He's on a 1+1. Hopefully the livery changes next year or he moves to RP after Perez an heros.
Should have made it look like a Nisseki car
>>90851910this was on the FW41 show car.
>>90852019>Naval air historyReminder that Kimi's #7 is to honour the brave nippon bombers who BTFO the Americans on december 7th, a day that will live in infamy but also in Kimi's heart.
>>90852082I mean, it even has the red in the sponsor logo along with the lowercase i
>>90851969It's not as bad as it is amateurish
>>90852019>being triggered by dubs
>>90851910Now on the FW42. Apologise to BASED Orlen.
>>90852184>Dare to be differentI dare you to be absolute dogshit relative to the other cars on the grid
Is it the full 2019 car or just the 2019 livery/front wing
>>90852214Nobody shows the proper 2019 car until pre-season testing.
Why the FUCK can't we have pic related noses.We had the vanity panel in 2013 to hide the step noses, why don't we get one of the clit noses?The teams would slightly reeee for two races because of 0.0001% performance loss (according to my cray supercomputer) and that would be it.FUCK FIA
>>90852242I am so mad I forgot the pic
>Williams new livery is just a close up of a sperm riding along last years Mercedes
>>90852242well done, Maximilian, you fucked up
>>90852019damn those Polaks and their Nazism
i was reading about futurenet and their futurocoin, proud sponsors of aston martin red bull racing honda formula 1 team and guess what i found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sWB5CD7qg a smol talented girl is supported by them, are you ready now to support them and earn money at the same time? it's sooo easy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlbQZtsVtog
Has there ever been a more distinct boomer+zoomer driver lineup in history?
Willy livery > STR redbull gayness
>>90852294>Carrie Schreiner, NürburgringBRAAAP>>90852299What's a quintessentially Polish energy-drink?
>>90852294/ourgirl/ is hitting the big leagues now
>>90852242>>90852256This is the age of diffusers, no matter how little everyone's talking about itEver since the double difuser from BrawnGP, all cars were made to get as much downforce from the diffuser, this made the super-high noses we've seen, even with the step noses, and that also created the dick-noses.If having a clit nose, as you call it, will bring more clean air to the difuser, teams will use it.
>>90852319> hitting the big *leagues*scams
>>90852344D Y N A M I C
>>90852344>>90852379both probably outsell Rich Energy desu
>>90852379that's not just a can of flavoured petrol, is it?
>>90851376>he forgot about alfa and gimi
>>90852405DETRACTOR!WE HAVE ALREADY BEATEN REDBULL.AS WE SPEAK, EVERY MAJOR RETAIL CHAIN ACROSS EUROPE IS PULLING REDBULL DRINKS FROM THIER SHELVES IN FAVOR OF RICH ENERGY!JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SEASON BEGINS, ALL DETRACTORS WILL BE LEFT IN THE DUST
>>90851607HOLY boomer stfu
>>90852019Fucking cunts triggered by 88, because they only think about themselves. In Chinese culture the 8 is considered as number of fortune.
>>90852472>not being obsessed with Hitler is le boomerSeems the opposite would be true desu
Are detractors the evil masterminds behind tractorcunts?
>>90851969I agree, but it is kinda low effort
For me, it's Shell V-Power
>>90852522They summon detractor with their numbers. I believe they are in contact with dedevil
>>90852507You're obsessed with zoomers flooding your safespace, doesn't matter what they're discussing be it h***** or whatever else
>>90852539>Senna abive road safetyEh
>>90852539>kill a guy>keep his logo on the car
>>90851283Gives off Ligier LOTO vibes. Could be cool.
why are white people so dumb lmao
F1 2019 when?
>>90852605Looks pretty good here tbf
The Williams looks like if their was a non-licensed F1 game like PES & just copy-pasted the Mercready SAG Jetrobot livery
>>90852645It's because of the low angle and dim lighting which hides like 90% of the car. It's ugly as fuck disgusting 2009 PS2 era racing game design with that cheap ms Paint fadejob and literally no geometry or thought put into it lol
>>90852662Was gonna say it reminds me of like a project cars livery
>>90852662>>90852691I for one love they included the Trad Brick Speedway even though it isn't on the calendar anymore
>>90852260That fucking book again
>>90852716And lets not forget Sakura Tree Loop with it's amazing history & tasteful tribute to the late Jake Blanco
>>90852691More of a Motorsport Manager livery.
>>90852682Normies love itt. Normie
>>90852817If this place has taught me one thing. There is not a single normal person in Finland
>>90852905>using finnish memes>calling others copycatskc tier post
>>90852953>REEEEEEEEEE MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>>90852019That's quite impressive mental gymnastics there.>yeah but its different because theyre not le ebil white countryHow do these people live with themselves?
>>90853036Yes, and all the incidents happening in Aceh are totally different and not problematic..
>>90853018kc tier post
Are Russell and Kubica now the rokit men?If the car is a shitter, this nickname will sound very sarcastic.
>>90852539Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
>>90853086>If the car is a shitter>If
>>90852242>2010+9>still using a Cray
>>90853108Kubica will win, vettelfags and lewisfags on suicide watch
>>90853086What if it keeps blowing up every second race? Then the name would be very appropriate
>>90852405But anon, Rich Energy is already gaining market on Red Bull!
>>90853104Fucc. Forgot the picc
Renny launch tomorrow 12:30 CET, 11:30 GMT
>>90853181>implying they sold even one can
>>90853220t. german tractor
>>90853220>what is sarcasm
6.000.000 hours in ps
>google image search "rich energy can">literally no images other than promotional pics
rokit? for me, it's rohit>>90853298I could imagine a rugby team wearing something like this.
That Williams livery...paired with a logo of a bloody deodorantHow can anyone take them seriously
I like my 2019 Ferrari driver numbers like I do my crimes and sex fantasies.White on black.
Gonna make some burgers lads and fries also
I like it.Only joking, I don't like anything :DDDD
>>90853407t. sebastian fettel
>>90853407why don't you make some german food instead of american cuisine?
>>90853448now this is a good post
>>90853448>cuisineI'm making it coz it's quick and effortless, real food like Germany food would take more time and skill something you americlaps don't possess
>>90853448Nothing American about that though?
>Painu hevon vittuun, Valtteri
>>90853415Apart from food, Nick. What about the teamwear?
How can we free ourselves from the toxic influence of DETRACTORS dear god?
>>90853537Nice Tron: Legacy stripes
Yeah this semen slurping detractor just isnt for me. Im out.
>>90852757>the way he bounces on the chairlmao
>>90852757>That time when that webm got me b& on reddit in 10 minutes
>>90853698you-a have to get-a back.
ARE YOU READY HULKAMANIACS
>>90853746>Implying I didn't do it for a couple of laughs on here
>>90853768>all this virtue-signaling
>>90853768Holy moly numales
>>90853747HIDF reporting for duty. 2019 will be our year.
>>90853768did you get a single non-butthurt reply?
>>90853884These were all iirc.Maybe I posted the link here and is in the archive, should be 27th July 2018
Why no BLAST energy drink sponsor? They spend so much on all the thots I follow on instagram posting adverts of their fat jiggly arses walking and then taking a SIIP
>>90851290guys i don´t think this semen slurping team is for me
>>90853768ha, hilarious. did they actually ban you for that?
>>90853991Yeah 10 minutes adventure
>>90854051Crew sweater ain't bad desu
>>90854051>the sporting cockdon't like their french rugby jerseys and not big on these either.
>>90854051there are worse out there
>>90854051You can tell some recent college art grad designed these because of the shit minimalism looks like absolute trash
>>90853678I will hanceforf reflect to this liver an ‘Donal Duc ‘ lilvery
>>90854051Not a fan of asymmetric designs.
>>90854051could be a lot worse so
>>90854128All of their posters has been minimalistic so it's nothing new
>>90854185She still a whore? Based
>>90852184>Putting one of your drivers main sponsor on the back of your backmarker car.Nobody is going to be seeing this, not even the other Drivers lol
>>90854185sexiest woman alive and i don't want to argue about it
>>90854185death to tabi and carrie.
>>90854051Now that is a Fascist look!
>>90854229life to carrie
>>90854278Kravitz during pre-season testing:>And it looks like Mercedes ... have got it horribly wrong, you have to say. Martin Brundle is watching at T4 and tells me the car looks terrible on corner entry. I spoke to someone at Mercedes who told me the whole team are scratching their heads at how it's all gone so wrong for themB E L I E V E
>>90854278What horrible curveball will god throw him this year?
>>90854318I would get giddy and jump up and down and smile very big if it came true, it would be better than heroin
>>90854330He comes out as gay and his on-track performance drops.
>>90854318>yes yes ve are ze underdocs
>>90854318i want to believe.
>>90854354Will not score a podium this year. And Hülk beats Ricciardo.
>>90854318doesn't matter, the FIA will make sure Hamilton gets another title
>>90854370He'll die at Monaco.
>>90854380>everyone else gets disqualified from the championship
>>90854354will finish above red bull in the constructors
>>90854378are a Kiwi team and a failure
>>90854051>no yellow jacketsI wonder why
>>90854380>In light of this tragedy, me and Crofty agree that the FIA has the moral obligation to award the title posthumously to Lewis
For me, it's Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow
>>90854470If you wanna win(now) hire a bin
>>90854509What did he mean by this?
ALFA ROMEO RACING
>>90854509sounds lewd desu
>>90854581will finish 1-2 in Baku
>>90854509>>90854576He technically didn't said the car was fast, only the engine
>>90854509What kind of person uses that winking emoji
>>90853214Reminder that Renault has been actively trying to make a more diverse grid by adding an obligatory black cuota so expect this year's car to be completely BLACKED.
>>90854581Will win australia, gionazi will dump it into a wall and gimi will finish 1st starting from 4th on the grid checkem
>>90854698>jorje r*ssell>not incredibly autisticPicketh one
soon only 30 full days to FP1
>>90854676I already foresee an year of pain in telling Renault from Haas.Given that Rich Energy lasts the whole season ofc
>>90854731you don't even know me bro :(
>>90854777get to know me x
>>90854802t. not on the grid and won't be in 2020
>>90853506burgers are 100% associated with America now, Hans
>>90854814no u ;)
>>90854731Jimmies status: Russell'd
>>90854842>implying I don't celebrate the sack of the cunt every single day
tfw no podium this year
>>90854894You celebrate his ball sack? Faggot.
CARRIE TRAINING SELFIE WHENFUKKEN W H E N
>>90854953Is she a good pure Christian girl still?
>do not insult me or my son ever again
>>90854978Carrie is, Sophia is not
>>90854509>I have reservations about this "Williams" thing>However I want to align myself with Mercedes as much as possible
>scammers in charge of using Photoshop
>>90855282>f1 racing>1 (one) right dot
>>90855282This can't be real, what is this timeline, do they have a cock shock collar on gene or something
>>90855282>windows>chromeare you an exhibitionist?
Lando is streaming CShttps://www.twitch.tv/landonorrisCan't believe this madman is an F1 driver. Based!
>>90855347>implying I'm using Chrome
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtwJ6rAoJp_/NO BRANDNO PRODUCT
>>90855406>*dabs on australian investigation*
>>90855406At least they pay the bills, the other shady ones don't.
>>90855406Why do they need to make a video for that
>>90854979>the boomer and the zoomer, a powerful alliance
>>90855463because our dumb cunt gub'mint reckons they're using it to advertise fags
>yfw Australian goverment's war on MISSION WINNOW backfires miserably and every kangaroo and gas-sniffing abbo associates MISSION WINNOW with Marlboro and Philip Morris International.
>>90855512How dumb can they be, Mission WINNOW has nothing to do with tobacco , not even the logo is reminiscent of any tobacco product sold by PM
>>90854450>RACING POINT>"it's just temporary, a placeholder name">never get around to changing it, becomes officialJUST
>>90855654>no but akchtually Racing Point FORCE INDIA was the full nameWhat color scheme are they going for?
So I never got my ball cancer checked out and now I have two weird spots on my stomach that might be skin cancer, they are slightly darker in colour and protrude a bit from the skin
>>90855654>Try to buy the rights for an historic team>Be a jew>They don't sell it>Stuck with shitty placeholder
>>90855696god punishing the german people for their sins
>>90855654>>90855679>Tfw Racing Point wanted to use heritage names, including Lola.>Tfw Racing Point never considered using Jordan or Eddie Jordan refused to let them use the Jordan name.RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.racefans.net/2019/02/04/force-india-officially-becomes-racing-point-after-dropping-plan-to-use-lola-name/
>>90855696Ah, shit to hear, man. You're done for
>>90855766:( I need to spread my seed before I die suddenly
Why didn't they just call it Stroll or strulovich?
>>90855696Come to America for treatment :) for you my friend I make special price.
>>90855766He's actually O'ShillyThe sins part is the same tho
>>90855696r.i.p. german bro, but letting cancer spread is the dumbest thing you've ever done in your short dumb life
>>90855821Racing Point would acutally be a better name than Stroll or Stroll GP or anything like that
>>90855854Yeah I guess I still have hope the doctor will say it's all fine and not actually cancer haha>>90855853I did nothing wrong, no bully
>>90854308I still don't understand how anyone can argue with F1 being rigged after that.Everyone else would have been banned for one or two races for that shit
>>90855882At least go with Lawrence or something. That has a certain class to it. Fuck, call it BWT Racing. Racing Point is so fucking bland
>>90855882no. makes more sense than Lola, brabham, Jordan or any other historical name. Forge your own path.
>>90855696how can one recognize ball cancer?
>>90855995lumps = cancer
>Lawrence Racing TeamI like it.
>>90855882they should be Lotus 4.0
>>90855797Well I have good news for you, if you have ball cancer you don't need to worry about that
>>90855995weird lumps on your testes. you gotta feel your balls regularly to detect, so no man has an excuse for not seeing a doctor if you find something
AND THE TWO LAWRENCES MAKE CONTACT
>>90855995>>90856007This, also lumps that seem to get bigger with time are probably cancer, just trying to imagine my family's reaction when I eventually have to tell them I've like 4 months left to live or whatever>>90856027Thanks bro
>>90856058I hope you make it
>>90856007I have had some lumps for a while, but I am scared to go to the doctor and be told it's cancer
>>90856098Same, but at the same time I feel like being given a death sentence might motivate me to explore life a bit more instead of sitting on my ass all day between work and sleep
>>90856119please start a blog. do not want another german impersonating you.
>>90856117just go, man
>>90856117Just go dude, I'm trying to hype myself up now that I realised I don't wanna die and I'm gonna go tomorrow and that's a promise
>>90856117If your actual nut is smooth bar the tubes that connect your fine from memory
>>90856134What kind of blog do you mean, documenting my life in case I die?
>>90856158Good luck Anon, let us know how it went. I don't think I'll go, last time I went I was diagnosed with varicocele and hypospadias, I don't want to be diagnosed with something even worse. Both my grandpa and dad ignored doctors their entire lives and nothing happened to them despite living an extremely unhealthy lifestyle.
>>90855696Even if it's terminal, you can die happy knowing Kimi got one more win
>>90855696see you in hell, pal
>>90856295I admire you my friend, physically I feel fit and healthy and I feel like if it was ball cancer that I actually have, and the fact that I've had it for about 6 years now surely it would have affected me physically in some way>>90856316I was elated on that day>>90856330I'm a devout Christian, I pray to God neither of us will have to end up in hell
>>90854904>race 1>renault-engine blows up>DNFon a scale of 1 to CUNT, how mad will he be?
>>90856377>physically I feel fit and healthy and I feel like if it was ball cancer that I actually have, and the fact that I've had it for about 6 years now surely it would have affected me physically in some wayThat's actually exactly what I'm thinking too. Although in my case it's not 6 years, I have only noticed it like a year ago. I do lots of heavy physical sports, so if it was something serious, I would feel something being weird, right?
>>90855995I've had a small lump on on my left ball for years and it never changes, there is some benign thing you can have, but if this lump of yours has appeared recently and you are in your 20s or older I would see a doctor
>>90855546You need to research the prices for fags in strayaland.I won't spoiler you. :)
>>90856440Any chance it could be a hernia?
>>90855797>spreading cancer-genesthe world doesn't need more autism
>>90856436mad? nosad? for sure
>>90855696So? Your own fault for not listening to us, dumb people win dumb prizes or whatever.
>>90856507>leaves rbr because can't trust the team and Honda with engines after DNF'ing almost half of 2018-season with engine-issues>DNFing in first race for Renault because of engine-issuesI'm sure he will snap.
>Aston Martin Red Bull Racing-Honda
>>90856190u-updates on the prognosis.
>>90856469I don't know man, I try not to think about it because I noticed people who think about illnesses the most are the ones who actually get problems the most. I live by my grandpa and father's philosophy: ignore and live. It could be anything I guess, it doesn't hurt, it's not visible and it doesn't grow. I just feel some lump when I touch my ball. If I notice it growing, I will go see the doctor because there's high probability it's cancer then :/ Who knows, maybe we have the same thing and it's nothing serious. If yours has been there for 6y, I doubt it's cancer. Cancer takes you pretty quickly
>>90855909>>90856377Yeah keep larping you dumb idiot, no man can be this stupid not to go to the doctor when something is obviously wrong with his balls. This is probably anime poster fishing for a new gimmick, just don't come back here with your attentionwhoring.
>>90856622Yeah I guess, I think I'll visit the doctor regardless, I've nothing to lose and I'm already paying for health insurance so might as well
I'd rather die of cancer than have a doctor fondle my balls
>>90856559His reliability issues were on RBR for the majority>bad hydraulic installation>bad wiring>refusing to move to the latest more reliable power unit>bad clutchRenault have no say in these things.
>>90856660Oh boy, m8 I ain't larping, if you want we can meet up and I'll let you touch my ball sack no homo. I'm not stupid, just naïve maybe, didn't think of it to be anything serious because maybe I wasn't educated enough on it or maybe it was my anxiety that prevented me from going to the doctor
>>90856710maybe it's a cute lady intern
>>90856710depends on the doctor
Just booked an eye exam with all this health talk. Stuff has been getting blurry lately
>>90856748i need to see a dentist. haven't been in like 8 years lol. never a toothache tho
>>90856761Haha yeah I don't need glasses hahaha>>90856812Could probably go straight to a hygienist and get a good scrub and floss
y'all filthy 3DPDs
>yeah haha totally going to the doctor with my "cancer">for real this time, aren't I a sad person?take your (you)s and leave
>>90856849and what are you? but yeah, god fucked up when he made living things so gross
motion to make next thread medical edition
Wow! Do you mean to tell me CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER MAX VERSTAPPEN has ZERO (0) pole positions?
>>90855389Isn't that logo in the bottom right something from one of the Need For Speed games?
>>90856978hulk has more poles than him, imagine.
>>90856994as does this man.
>>90851423>>90851397I can do better than this in Motorsport Manager without mods, what the fuck is this?
>>90857060>more poles than AMX>more podiums than HULK>more wins than 2/3rd of the fieldWOW
>>90857143/formulaballcancer/ short life span
>>90856994I mean it is Hulkenberg.
>Three """'"launches"""'>Zero new cars shown
>>90857216still waiting for the sponsoring-checks to clear.kek.
>>90856994>>90857060You're seriously telling me that CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER MAX VERSTAPPEN has, in his 2.80952380952 years driving for a top team, NEVER been on pole position? Not ONCE?
>>90857307that is indeed the case. unlike jenson 'relentless' button, mbe.
I just came to shit on Williams, that is one ugly as fuck car.How hard can it be to just do the old rothmans/camel livery? Claire should fire herself.
>>90857391The whole team is a mess. Last place for sure
>>90855080>Underboob Tat>PurePick one man
Anyone seen that movie where the two Israeli soldiers are fags and they have a roll around in the snow grabbing their helmets? That’s how I think of Vettel and Leclerc
>>90851283Why do they try to hide the fin?
>>90857418Sorry, I don't watch gay porno, m80
>>90857465It was on SBS
>>90851495Needs to be shopped into a steering wheel.
Didn't take much to trigger him...
>>90857122Pastor fucking Maldonado has more wins than 2/3rd of the field
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>>90857556Didn't Guatemala prove his BBC is actually just a BC?
>>90857612no such thing as a BC that isn't also B
>>90854051>black armband who are they mourning?
*Kiks on reliability*
>>90854676The 2017 Renault was neat though cause it's mostly yellow from the front and mostly black from the sides. Really well done livery in my imo
Didn't know hamilel had cameo in pokemon
>>90854676that '17 livery is great
>>90857910>>90857897nah, too black i.e. boring
NEW with dubs>>90857933>>90857933
>>90857934>black i.e. boring
>>90851833probably since it's paddy low's first full year to make a good williams. cant be any worse at least