know your place edition
This is the thread>shall
you can't shall your own thread faggot
NHL needs to ban:russiansswedesamericanscanadiansfrom the league
>>90848461just binged Fargo, this thread should have been a hoc/Fargo general desu
>>90848491then there wouldn't be any talent left
>>90848486poor guy F
big fat fucking finnish busts
>>90848486rip Vikram :( Cancer sucks
>>90848461>know your placeFIRST
>>90848491>finns can only compete with EBEL-tier talentsad
>>90848496talent is relative
cosco cup memories
>>90848508like father like son
>>90848508gotta find somebody to dance with
>>90848508>refs tackle the guys trying to intervene in the goalie getting shitkicked and just let him get whacked
>>90848530peak swedish male performance
>>90848461i'm no wilson fan by any means but this was incredibly satisfying seeing as ian cole had just pulled some pussy-ass blindside garbage
>>90848486>emojis blurredwhat the fuck why
>>90848527*takes a massive shit on the cricket field*
>>90848508Robin Lehner has come a long way.
>>90848493I liked all seasons but 2 was my favourite
>>90848530i always find it grim when you can tell someone is british because they have that special looking kind of uglyness due to generations of inbreeding
I saw a dream where I was back in high school and when I woke up I felt happy for the first time in a long time.
>>90848555Right, just like the Irish, Japanese, Icelanders and Indonesians.
>>90848555man i haven't seen ken m for awhile, that takes me back
>>90848555based Ken M
>>90848562>He had a happy time in high school
>>90848562high school to me was the time where i became a recluse and dont miss those timesi blame wow
>>90848572are you me
>>90848555Based retard poster getting those trips
>>90848572it was my dudeweed days and recluse days, and now im an adult and enjoy small groups of friends and being a recluse, shitposting on /hoc/ and talking about flexing my stick
I guess its down to either pulling for the maple leafs or the penguinsWhich will make me look like less of a faggot
>>90848581shut up homo
>>90848572>i blame wowWoW was a symptom, not a problem. You were dissatisfied with your existence in the real world so you looked for an outlet to escape to, somewhere where the world was different and you could be somebody else. If it weren't for WoW, you would have found something to else waste your day doing.
>>90848591just root for the canes
>>90848591Penguins. There is no excuse to be a Leafs fan if you're outside Ontario, especially if you're American.
>>90848594actually i blame late puberty.
>>90848594nah i was like laine.
>>90848600noIve been to a canes game before, theyre basically a free home game for the opposing team
wow that aladdin live action trailer looks like SHIT
>>90848591>willingly choosing to root for the leaveswhat is wrong with you
>>90848591Ask yourself if you’d look like more of a faggot suddenly cheering for the cowboys or patriots
>>90848591the laffs are basically the cowcucks of the nhl.
>>90848562i always get those dreams, especially with collegeit's always one where i've been in classes for 3 months but never attended them and suddenly have the big test coming up and i have to learn everything
>>90848609closer to you cheaper ticketsarguably less faggy than laffs or poongs
>>90848628Nah, because i personally dont even believe nc deserves a hockey team desu
>>90848562i hate those dreams because in them i'm always the age i am now (27) but i'm still in grade 12. so basically a grown ass man walking around 17 year olds and under
>>90848635It doesnt deserve hockey fans either. follow a different sport.
>>90848638kek, exactly the same for me
>>90848591you already look like a faggot if you're from Carolina and don't root for your home team
>>90848555>Island invaded by Celts, Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Norse, and Normans then goes on to settle the largest overseas empire in the world Im not going to get into the ugly argument but the inbreeding stuff is just dumb
>>90848628>arguably less faggy than laffs or poongs
>>90848653that's just zoomer shit, annoying at worst
for me, its bootyblasting bants towards the home teams crowd after cheekily beating them
>>90848628>arguablyLeaf fans are a blight upon this earth and Pongs are the biggest bandwagoners in sports. Relocanes just shitpost some cringy dances
>>90848591honestly you'd look like a huge fag pulling for either. just redo the whole thing.
>>90848591why do you hate the flames so much? you've got oilers in your top 10 but the flames are so low on your list you cant even see them in the screencap
>>90848591If those are your top 2 teams you’re already a huge faggot and should just embrace it.
>>90848650All of those came there over 1000 years ago. They had plenty of time to corrupt their gene pool.
>>90848671its just a meme list desu
>>90848669>Canadian flag>calls Anglos inbredThat means you’re either A)Calling yourself inbredB) FrogC) not whiteWhich is it
>>90848679Ah like the inbred Japanese
>>90848702Japs look hideous.
>>90848562I drive past my high school sometimes and yearn to be there again, looking at everyone in the same uniforms, moving from class to class, watching how girls button up shirts would fold just right so I could catch a glimpse of their bra and feel that rush of adrenaline then race home to jerk off to that image in the shower. It's sad knowing all your happiness is behind you.
>>90848679as if a finn should be talking about inbreeding
pettersonHONKis winning the calderHONK
>>90848711Okay well surely Iceland with its population of 300,000 stemming from a group of closely related Scandinavian outcasts isn’t inbred.
>>90848731Damn that’s an outdated picture
>>90848562remember how the summers were always a lazy, idyllic time? i will always remember that final one, the one right after grade 12 and before everyone went off to uni or making the rest of their lives. the last gasp of adolescence and nobody even realized it.
http://jesseepinkman.tumblr.com/nhlsorterRank Team1 Minnesota Wild2 San Jose Sharks3 Colorado Avalanche4 Toronto Maple Leafs5 Arizona Coyotes6 Pittsburgh Penguins7 Vancouver Canucks8 Chicago Blackhawks9 Anaheim Ducks10 Calgary Flames11 Buffalo Sabres12 Detroit Red Wings13 Columbus Blue Jackets14 Nashville Predators15 Washington Capitals16 St. Louis Blues17 New York Rangers18 New Jersey Devils19 Ottawa Senators20 Edmonton Oilers21 Montreal Canadiens22 Winnipeg Jets23 Philadelphia Flyers24 New York Islanders25 Carolina Hurricanes26 Dallas Stars27 Florida Panthers28 LA Kings29 Tampa Bay Lightning30 Boston Bruinspost your results m8s
which meme died faster. *snap* or hit or miss?
>>90848461what was ian cole thinking? did he really think wilson wasn't going to retaliate for a late hit?
>>90848741they should rename "citadel parade" to elias pettersson street.
go to that /b/ thread and tell mia she's ugly
>>90848752already did desu
>>90848769people still go to /b/????must be zoomers
>>90848761i wonder if the refs let it go on so long because it was so blatantly dirtyif so i'd have to give them props for once
>>908487521 Vancouver Canucks2 Philadelphia Flyers3 Colorado Avalanche4 New York Islanders5 Buffalo Sabres6 Dallas Stars7 Ottawa Senators8 Florida Panthers9 Washington Capitals10 Arizona Coyotes11 Tampa Bay Lightning12 San Jose Sharks12 Winnipeg Jets14 Minnesota Wild15 New York Rangers15 Detroit Red Wings15 LA Kings18 Carolina Hurricanes18 Nashville Predators20 Montreal Canadiens21 New Jersey Devils21 St. Louis Blues21 Columbus Blue Jackets24 Pittsburgh Penguins25 Chicago Blackhawks25 Anaheim Ducks25 Calgary Flames28 Boston Bruins29 Edmonton Oilers30 Toronto Maple Leafs
>>90848789whats with nucks fans and thinking the flyers are okay. i personally just like their jerseys
>>90848461/cric/ in the red
>>90848752>minnesota #1wtf 1 New York Islanders2 Vancouver Canucks3 Philadelphia Flyers4 Nashville Predators5 Montreal Canadiens6 Winnipeg Jets7 San Jose Sharks8 Carolina Hurricanes9 LA Kings10 Calgary Flames11 Arizona Coyotes12 Boston Bruins13 Washington Capitals14 Tampa Bay Lightning15 Colorado Avalanche16 Chicago Blackhawks17 New Jersey Devils18 St. Louis Blues19 Florida Panthers20 Ottawa Senators21 Columbus Blue Jackets22 Minnesota Wild23 Buffalo Sabres24 Toronto Maple Leafs25 Dallas Stars26 Anaheim Ducks27 New York Rangers28 Detroit Red Wings29 Pittsburgh Penguins30 Edmonton Oilers
>>90848807always number 1 m8 (in my heart)
>>90848796Idk, everyone in my house growing up was a Canucks fan except my mom because she had a crush on Bobby Clarke when she was a girl. So they were kind of my "when the Canucks inevitably get eliminated I hope the Flyers win" team.I also just remember them being a fun team to watch, especially that 2012 series against Pittsburgh. Even if they lose they're entertaining. Their jerseys are cool too. Also Gritty.
>>90848605>late pubertytiny penis detected
>>90848796my old man likes the flyers. he grew up during the broadstreet bullies time and likes that oldschool hockey. i kind of follow them so i can talk about the team with him when i see him.
>>90848780I don't know if I dreamed it but I think I remember reading that wilson got suspended a game for not stopping the fight after it was clear cole was done. so I guess the refs were just afraid of jumping in.
>>90848818been a fan for years, long story
>>90848796Maybe Canucks fans have a soft spot for the Flyers because we understand what its like. Two riots some drunken idiots partake in and we're the worst fans on the planet despite more people volunteering to help clean up after than their were rioters. Philly has a few drunk fans throw snowballs at santa or one idiot puke on a kid and they're satan incarnate. I feel for that. But I've also never been to Philly so what do I know, maybe its a total shithole.
>>90848824lots of people have finished puberty and still have tiny peens.i've heard.
>>90848851the butthurt over the last riot was hilarious. dumb boomers.
>>90848851see you at the victory riot, friend
>>90848851the riot is a tradition in vancouver now desu, would feel weird without one
>>90848874>>90848876Do you think when the Canucks eventually make another run the city will have outdoor viewing again? Or are they just going to shut down anything public
>>90848752I picked no opinion on most of them so my list doesn't even make sense to me. 1. Flames>powergap2-30. everybody else
>>90848886they will just hope it doesnt happen again even though people were openly discussing their plans to riot with other people and on social media.
>>90848834whats the short version? did you have a girlfriend who was an isles fan?
>>90848897i only made it half way through and then i gave up because i dont care for most of the other teams.
>>90848913what's your top 3 then
>>90848886they will do outdoor viewing for sure. but it will be heavily restricted/policed
>>90848897You kinda do it based on who you dislike more.
>>90848886they'll just have cops everywhere like they did in 2012
>2011 was 26 years ago
>>90848934ban richmond first desu
>>90848942the chinks are too segregated to riot i think
>>90848940Whats crazy is how few rioters there were in comparison to the massive horde of people just filming them
publix subs are the most overrated thing in the country. The rest of the store is overpriced, the subs are fair price, but they arent that good. prove me wrong. Publix is substantially more expensive than Winn Dixie and Walmart, which are the only two other stores this shit part of the country (FL panhandle to be clear) has. HEB is better in every regard, other than ordering a sandwich from the deli, which we have dedicated sandwich shops for in the rest of the country.Publix stinks.
>>90848948>>90848952i would just like to get rid of richmond at any cost, that's all really
>>90848952They don't care about hockey. Or sports at all really. The only exception is their first generation kids absolutely LOVE basketball. If the NBA came back to Vancouver you know the arena would be full every night.
>>90848956i don't think i've ever seen a publix around here so i'll assume you're correct
>>90848956>publix memesgo back to 2016
>>90848959maybe. i don't want an nba team here just for the fact that americans (most specifically blacks) don't wanna play in canada though
>>90848517why do indians do this?
>>90848959the players dont like playing here because it isnt nigger enough.
>>90848979also no e!spn to cover them up here either.
>>90848970well for starters india is the rape country of the world so they think they can treat western women like they treat the ones in india
>>90848984i remember this one high draft pick that pretty much lindros'd the grizzlies
>>90848969>>90848973That was one guy who is now infamous. I'm sure Vancouver wouldn't be a hot destination for players but I can't imagine Salt Lake City, Milwaukee, Toronto, OKC, etc being particularly sought after either. Most Canadian cities aren't desired destinations for most hockey players and the teams do alright.I'm not even saying I want the NBA, I'm just saying it would be financially successful.
>>90848643Whatever you say, cuckboy
>>90848995steve francis. in fairness tho, im pretty sure he told the vancouver grizzlies he didnt want to play in vancouver before the draft but they drafted him anyways.
>>90848996there's also the fact that there's almost no black people in vancouver. even the raptors perpetually struggle assembling a decent team
>>90848996canadians make up the majority of the league tho so its not as big of an issue as trying to get a foreigner who expects to be treated like a diva.
nuke surrey desu
>>90849007>>90849010You guys are still arguing that it would be hard to build a competitive team. Thats not what I'm talking about. Its a moot point really given the way the NBA is built these days anyways.I'm saying that there have been so many asian immigrants pouring into the city since the Grizzlies left that the NBA would be financially successful
>>90848996its a shame Memphis took the name because Vancouver Grizzlies was a cool name. there isn't even grizzly bears in Memphis lolwhat would Vancouver call their new NBA team if they ever got another one?
which part of surrey is everyone from? newton checking in
>>90849024the team wouldn't be competitive because of said reasons, so i doubt it
>>90849024there were lots of asians living here the first time >we got a team. doubt its going to be much different now.
i love the vancouver grizzlies aesthetic, so 90s, the shade of green and everythinganyone wearing a grizzlies hat is instantly my friend
fuck basketball, the new lacrosse league is the new hotness
>>90849025[insert stereotypical pnw name here]
>>90849031There was a sizeable minority but it wasn’t “Hongcouver” like it is now, after the transfer of Hong Kong they really came pouring in and their kids have grown up as second generation by this point and for whatever reason they seem to like basketball almost as much as black people, plus the first few years of Grizzlies support was pretty strong before the bottom dropped out.>>90849025Idk maybe they’d switch the names like New Orleans and Charlotte did, I would just want them to keep the same colours as the old Grizzlies.
>>90849042>lacrosse league is the new hotnessnot happening lad
>>90849025they would probably just keep the name of the team that gets relocated.
>>90849049watched a warriors game the other day, it was okay. their style mimics hockey a lot, but there's just more scoring so it's not as exciting
>>90849047they all blow. just look at all the proposed seattle names, they are all terrible.
>>90849042NLL is fucking trash, the announcer playing shitty remixes of night club music at night club volume during play and chirping the other team is the most bush league thing I have ever seen.
>>90849057There’s good ones out there, Seattle’s ownership is just retarded and terrified of stepping on anything culturally insensitive
>>90849048there have always been lots of asian immigrants in vancouver. the main difference is that the older immigrants are more of your traditional "poor and suffering" immigrants where as the newer generation of chinese immigrants are nouveau riche exploiting canadas social services.
>>90849059so basically trying to please the zoomers
>>90849065i'm hoping for them going with something stupid like the whales, and then the canes relocating back to hartford desu
>>90849059That's actually based
>>90849085I can’t see them going with whales, there’s already the Sharks and the Canucks use a whale for a mascot. They’ve already said they won’t use blue and green so unless the jersey change for next year means the Canucks are finally moving on from the whale they’re not gonna use it.And it is one of the worse names on a pretty bad list.
>>90849098I thought so too and it would be funny until I actually went to a game and it was the most cringy, annoying thing I had ever seen. They didn’t even blow the horn or announce a home goal because they were too busy screaming for people to get up and dance for a scarf
seattle >a fucking fish
time to sleep lads
>>90849073those "crazy rich" asians need to go back. pic related, it's an event the asians around here started.hockey karlsson netminder
>>90848486Died doing what he loved
>>90849042NLL is a meme league but it's pretty fun to watch and the tickets are dirt cheap compared to the NHL. In 2015 Edmonton won the lacrosse cup but nobody in Edmonton cared about lacrosse so the team moved to Saskatoon and won it again in it's first year there. Then they went to the finals again and lost to Georgia. Then last year Saskatchewan Rush won it again for it's 3rd championship title in 4 years. People in Saskatoon go nuts for them, they adopted Roughriders colours and everything.
>>90849073Thanks for reiterating my post, those are the kids that love the NBA. I have no idea why though because they’re 5’6 and didn’t come from the streets
>>90849154because they emulate black culture
>>90849150I used to go to Shamrocks games in Victoria and those were fun. The announcer and music thing I can’t get over though, it’s so distracting and annoying
>>90849154they saw space jam growing up
>>90849145I’ve seen so many memes mocking AirPods owners I have a hard time thinking this isn’t one of them
>>90848970In India, they started giving their masses of urban poor access to the internet about a decade ago without any kind of education about how it works or how other people communicate. They literally don't understand what they're doing is considered strange by the rest of the world.
>>90849166i'm seeing airpods a lot more recently
>>90849172It’s after Christmas
>>90849181makes sense>200 dollarschrist what a joke considering how easy it is to lose them
>>90849161yeah I agree with you the music thing is pretty cheesy
>>90848680where the FUCK are the golden knights
>>90849194its made by apple so that has to mean its good
this is pretty inaccurate between numbers 4 and 28.1. Pittsburgh Penguins2. Minnesota Wild3. New York Islanders4. Montreal Canadiens5. Vancouver Canucks6. Boston Bruins7. Chicago Blackhawks8. Detroit Red Wings9. LA Kings10. Philadelphia Flyers11. Calgary Flames12. Buffalo Sabres13. Winnipeg Jets14. Colorado Avalanche15. Arizona Coyotes16. St. Louis Blues17. Carolina Hurricanes18. Columbus Blue Jackets19. Nashville Predators20. Florida Panthers21. Washington Capitals22. Toronto Maple Leafs23. Dallas Stars24. Edmonton Oilers25. Ottawa Senators26. New York Rangers27. Tampa Bay Lightning28. New Jersey Devils29. Anaheim Ducks30. San Jose Sharks
>>90849166>implying black people aren't taking it seriously to prove they're not poorbuy our merch laowei (you're not poor are you?)
Reminder that im the toughest guy in /hoc/
>>90849296it's that retard strength
1 New York Islanders2 Minnesota Wild3 St. Louis Blues4 Colorado Avalanche5 Philadelphia Flyers6 Calgary Flames7 Nashville Predators8 San Jose Sharks9 Buffalo Sabres10 Ottawa Senators11 Arizona Coyotes11 Florida Panthers13 Anaheim Ducks14 Washington Capitals15 Edmonton Oilers16 Dallas Stars16 Montreal Canadiens16 Carolina Hurricanes16 Columbus Blue Jackets20 Vancouver Canucks21 Tampa Bay Lightning22 New Jersey Devils23 LA Kings24 Detroit Red Wings25 Winnipeg Jets26 Boston Bruins26 Chicago Blackhawks28 Pittsburgh Penguins29 Toronto Maple Leafs30 New York Rangers
Why does no one like the Rangers?
1 San Jose Sharks2 New York Islanders3 Washington Capitals4 Buffalo Sabres5 Carolina Hurricanes6 Tampa Bay Lightning7 Vancouver Canucks8 Ottawa Senators9 Florida Panthers10 Pittsburgh Penguins11 Montreal Canadiens12 St. Louis Blues13 Boston Bruins14 LA Kings15 Arizona Coyotes16 Chicago Blackhawks17 Dallas Stars18 Philadelphia Flyers19 Minnesota Wild20 Detroit Red Wings21 Columbus Blue Jackets22 New York Rangers23 Winnipeg Jets23 Colorado Avalanche25 New Jersey Devils26 Anaheim Ducks27 Calgary Flames28 Nashville Predators29 Toronto Maple Leafs29 Edmonton Oilers
>>90849431they're okay, it's just fun to >rags
>>90849431first rule of hoc: the more someone else's team is made fun of, the less yours gets made fun of
>tavares is overrated shi-oh no no no no
>>90848970>The sex ratio is 944 females for 1000 males (2016)here's whySource: https://web.archive.org/web/20120110115944/http://www.censusindia.gov.in/2011-prov-results/data_files/india/Final%20PPT%202011_progresstables.pdf - quoted by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_India
>>90849431they were #12 on my list. Messier is a legend
>avs lost 17 out of last 20 games
>>90849888wew, is this true? maybe this flew under my radar by being overshadowed by the analslime collapse
>>90849581Seriously what is the plan in Beijing and Delhi in like 10-15 years when that entire generation hits their 30s years old and there are literally not enough women to go around? Go to war again?
>>90849908*hits their 30s
>>90849935Hopefully with each other
>>90848486>send it, dying frm cancerlmao
>>90849986ok i dead now fuck you bich bye
>>90850024nevr contact me again,,,,
here is your daily reminder that the canucks are in playoff position
>>90850057enjoy your shitty draft pick and eternal mediocrity
>>90850057what? you clearly haven't seen the winning streak the blues and hawks are on right now you dumbfuck
>>90850072well namecalling aside i think we can agree the Blues are eternal losers and a waste of a playoff spot, while the Boys are multiple time Presidential Cup winners and also multiple time Stanley Cup Finalistsunless you're a complete fucking idiot
https://twitter.com/nhlgifs/status/1094767180917473280?s=21is it autism
>>90848486>SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK. MANY TIMEmy fucking sides lol
hey steve, how you hanging
>>90850069if we don't win i hope we at least get Kappo Kakko
>>90850220kaapo is going first overall desu
>>90850247Yeah so is my morning poo
>>90850199!!! VIRUS LINK !!!
>>90850257It’s not a virus mate just did it with Adblock on
>>90850264I got malware, trojan and 10 nigerian princes are trying to contact me
>>90850124>right in the bread basketlooks like 90% of vasi's """"" saves""""""
>>90850308That’s your fault for not having virus protection It’s like a condom for your computer
>>90850367no its not
>>90850386>he doesn’t have nortonLmao at your infected computer
>>90850406>nortonyeah like being part of a botnet isnt being infected
>>90850406Just use linux
>>90850414Being apart of a botnet means you literally cannot get infected
>>90850415Finland you are gay and fat
>>90850422yeah why resist skynet, better to let it wipe out humanity
>>90850429Yeah this is the gist fuck humans
Shall be using ghost types
>>90848635>i personally dont even believe nc deserves a hockey team desuNot going anywhere, faglord. Go follow soccer or some shit.
Just release a large Toronto into the bowl of my toilet
>>90850537Thank you for clarifying this joke.
>Jake guentzel>not a Crosby babby Lmaoooooooooo 2 TWO game winning goals
Artemi will stay, he’s going to miss cam Atkinson and Pierre luc Dubois then he will sign and say “am here to win cup” :DDDDD
>>90850587>Artemi will stay>still believing thisIf Kekäläinen had any balls he'd trade that fucker right now.
>>90850600And miss the playoffs?
>boss found my finland folder
>>90850600for what? picks??? LOL
>>90850632My "international" folder in my /hoc/ folder has been slowly turning into a Finland folder.
good morning, /hoc/>laffs
>>90850889Guten Morgen, Freund.
>>90850955your grandfather died so you werent forced to communicate in german
>>90848517Sanjay is an absolute Chad tbphwy
>>90851091is that because you can relate with him?
>>90851113A true Chad never takes no for an answer, 1,000 no's and one yes still means yes
>>90851127a true chad gets assraped in jail?
Reminder Domingue has won ten (10) games in a row nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCY0bAPLZ1w
Damn east calm down stop sucking so hard
>>90851163will the ducks ever win again?
>>90851144>was BTFO by the cucksyet another team babby
pens gonna miss the ploffs?
Winter is coming to it's end, lads :'(https://youtu.be/LHuBTsh8_9s
1. Buffalo2. Seattle3. NY Islanders4. Boston5. Winnipeg6. Vegas7. Montreal8. Calgary9. Toronto10. Nashville
>>90851316naw>ragsphilithyrelocaneskittiesgaybresall will miss
>>90851316They might. Philthy is getting the goaltending finally, and Bufflel and Relocanes are right there already.
pens win todaycanes miss playoffs by a few pointssuch is clockwork
Boston is on a roll it seems
>>908487521 Carolina Hurricanes2 Arizona Coyotes3 Colorado Avalanche4 Montreal Canadiens5 Winnipeg Jets6 Ottawa Senators7 St. Louis Blues8 Calgary Flames9 Vancouver Canucks10 Dallas Stars11 San Jose Sharks12 Florida Panthers13 Edmonton Oilers14 LA Kings15 Boston Bruins16 Chicago Blackhawks17 Columbus Blue Jackets18 Tampa Bay Lightning19 Minnesota Wild20 Detroit Red Wings21 Anaheim Ducks21 New York Islanders23 Toronto Maple Leafs23 Washington Capitals25 New Jersey Devils26 New York Rangers27 Philadelphia Flyers28 Nashville Predators29 Buffalo Sabres30 Pittsburgh Penguins
For me, it's eating my lunch at 10am because I'm too hungry to wait until 12:30
>>90851796hahaha this, so much this xD
Took a shower and shaved, lads. #ImWithGillette
>>90851840what does this have to do with hockey?
>Schedule, Standings, Playoffs
>>90851879Growing a playoff beard before the playoffs is unacceptable. Must stay clean shaven until game 1
>>90851904>he does it 4-3
Fuck Finland Just pooped
>>90851904The only good thing about Gary's playoff format is the the Laffs will never get past round 2
>>90852095persist nervousness friend
>>90852095remain anxiety-ridden, fren
I don't get hip-hop. Can I skip black history month?
>>90852192No you may not, Sandis.
>>90852192Hip-hop was invented by Elastinen and Iso H, both white guys from eastern Helsinki. Then they took ferry Stockholm and rest is history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFu9kfgHIfU
only shit games today
>>90852192Everyone else ignores it, so I don't see why not.
>>90848594My Tauren Hunter would have beat your ass
>>90852362Gary is ending the silence and ignorance. So should you anon.
>>90852402There's nothing more insulting to a professional athlete than giving him an award for just existing and showing up with some quality that he din't earn. They don't want to be congratulated for just being black, they want to get congratulated for setting a record or winning the Stanley Cup. Shit that they've actually earned and worked for and won.
ONE DAY CLOSER
>>90852458Where is Gary merely paying lip service to black athletes?Are you seriously suggesting William O'Ree did not deserve his HHOF spot?
>>90852485>Are you seriously suggesting William O'Ree did not deserve his HHOF spot?I didn't even bring him up, but sure, I'll agree with that suggestion.
Gary you don’t want this
*chirps you from the bench
>>90852494>I'll agree with that suggestion.then provide some evidence as to why you believe he was undeservingright now you are nothing more than a bigot
>>90852502*chirps you on 4channel*
>>90852512You're taking this joke a bit far, m8.
>>90852526t. bigot and racist
>>90852512Go away Justin everyone thinks you're a fag
>tfw Based Iggy is too white for this diversity crap
>>90849431Extremely fun to >rag on them. I love the team but some the stuff that is created is hilarious.
>>90852538? he is featured the nhl's promotions
Why didn’t Gretzky have a son?
>>90852537yet another bigot among us
>>90852512shut up nigger
>>90852558Shit, didn't see him in the bottom corner
>>90852512>>90852534>>90852572I don't like this new meme at all.
>>90852558When will NHL understand that we have legit superstar in Seth jones. no need to play up shitter like Subban.
>>90852566out of respect for the game
That mad man did it, new Toore Boelius track is hot, and im lit af. I dedicate his new single called; "Vihaan rakastaa sua" = "i hate to love you" to Lätkäjätkä-Patrik Laine.https://youtu.be/42kEQi0N_1E?t=99Come back you crazy son of a bitch.
>>90852585t. another exposed bigot and racist
>>908526121:43 -> wow
>>90852601seth jones is a light skin nigga and his personality isn't as flashy as pk's.
>>90852612This track will change pop game
nolan patrick desu
Thingkin about ending it all. Thoughts?
>>90852612fuck you HOMO
>>90851174Perhaps they just fired Carlel but this year is a bust #1 pick time
>>90852710I'm not, too bad you don't seem to have taste.
Wow Gretzky has three sons who have amounted to literally nothing
>>90852612heard this on the radio the other day. thought it was antti tuisku.
>>90852612very disappointed in twinkland today
>>90852612tfw trying to explain to my coworker that finns have mongoloid blood in them
>>90852731Yes, but you had a mother who gave birth to you
>>90852731>who have amounted to literally nothinghaving everything available to you in life from a young age does terrible things for your motivation
Zemgus Girgensons is one hell of a name.
I'm half blackthe lower half that is. from the waist down.
>>90852761And she’s very proud of me
For me, it's Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
>>90852612can you post the other? I can’t remember the name
black hockey players are more powerful than white hockey players because they can say the n word
>>90852778i bet you look funny in swim trunks
For me, its Helsinki City Boys
>He is of Ukrainian descent through his paternal grandfather, with the original family surname being "Patrebka."I hope your team doesn't draft Ukrainian busts, anon
>>90852774Shannon confirmed that he likes to pronounce Latvian names
>>90852831thanks lad, redpilling my coworkers as we speak
>>90852502chirps you from half way across the universehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWqhUANNFXw
>>90852820But what about Sidor Krosbenko, Ostap Matveychuk and Stepan Stameskin?
technically black history month is the same as american history month because they're all 56% black
Cmon Edmonton do it right
>>90852831>he was only 17 in this video
>>90852888for some reason, I laughed hard at that shit protector
>>90852892He got years homo award in gay gala when he was 15.
>>90852909>I laughed hard at that shit protectorthat is not its purpose
>>90852897>video was released may 3, 2018>birthday is jan 3, 2001Unless I did my math wrong
>>90852909I remember a madlad in grade school once removed the piss matt and took a shit in the urinal. Always a classic juvenile gag
>>90852913He was the most prominent gay celebrity at the moment, wasn't he not? So what seems to be the problem.
>>90852926Yes, but what about it?
>>90852929>madlad in grade school once removed the piss matt and took a shit in the urinala fellow man of culture
>>90852973I dunno, I just never realized he was so young.
>>90852612sort yourself out finland
I don't play hockey but I like to take shots
>>90853087she did ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQOX6mcEUM
>>90853138what the fuck did she say?
>>90853138Yaaaaaas queen....Slay! #TimesUp
>>90853129No worries friend
>>90852949the problem is it's degenerate as fuck to sexualize minors
>>90853224not a fan of this either
yo /hoc/ stop being so shit -- im bored
>>90853322I’m fucking busy, go lift some weights or something until I’m done.
Eating lunch, lads
>>90853191They don't rate his looks.
>Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >A letter of marque came from the king, >To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>90853322if only someone would lick a bench in nyc we'd be set for months
that is it, im going to say it
don't do it nigger!
i miss sam
>>90853418>Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >For twenty brave men all fishermen who >would make for him the Antelope's crew>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers.
reportedI hope you all get lifetime bans
>>90853481>The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight,HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags >And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers
that's it, i've officially lost my mind, /hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever good, we got >rags, >laffs and >kongs elimination day posting, the day /hoc/ went full reddit, kippers ass posting, grease on coke and communism rants, orange picker, ted is kill, 6 figure jumping of a boat guy, bulju, anime posters and shit, might just end it all right now
>>90853480he's working now like a big boy and playing hockey with his new office buddiescan't let ourselves become crabs in a bucket
>>90853507>On the King's birthday we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >We were 91 days to Montego Bay >Pumping like madmen all the way>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>90853511>was it ever goodNot really lol
*TRADE ALERT**TRADE ALERT**TRADE ALERT*
only SHIT games on until 10 (7 pacific)
>>90853539it's fucking nothing
>>90853511>/hoc/ is shit now>posts an image showing multiple tripfags as general OPs back in 2012/hoc/ was never good
>>90853517yeah, im trying to be brave, but it doesnt make me miss him less :'(
>>90853539arizona's 5th and calgary's 4th are gonna be almost one after the otherthe kings basically gave a literally who away for free
>>90853511>Phaneuf and MacArthur on the laffsI'd forgotten about that timeline
nate thompson has a no move clausewtf
>>90853536>On the 96th day we sailed again, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight >With our cracked four pounders we made to fight>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>90853555that reminds me, it's been months since I've seen k*ppers post here. is the beast finally dead?
>>90853555>albertan reading comprehensionread the rest of the sentence> /hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever good
>>90853538>>90853555Why are we all here then
>>90853539Boring. Nate Thompson is 34 and the Habs gave up a 4th round pick. It's a plug for a bag of pucks. Kings free up a bit of cap space but nothing significant
>>90853580kippers posts here all the time, it just uses a proxy instead of tripcode for attention
>>90848741here's more recent one
>tfw your trade value is only worth switching a 5th round pick for a 4th round
>>90853580No she just made a permanent move to /box/
>resigned Collin "Vezina Quality Starter" Delia to 3 year deal on 1 mil cap hit
>>90853569you mean right after each other when the yotes finish last and pick first overall
>>90853579>The Yankee lay low down with gold, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >She was broad and fat and loose in the stays >But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>90853585>/hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever goodyeah, that anon propositioned that /hoc/ was at one time good, then lists a bunch of memes from the last 6 years (aside from laffs/rags)
>>90853517It's luchn so I'm looking at pictures of models actually
>>90853592Just to suffer
>>90853614>Then at length we stood two cables away, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >Our cracked four pounders made an awful din >But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>90848719Actually our gene pool is fine. Only some eastern parts of finland are inbred like kuusamo for example.
>>90853639>The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs >And the Maintruck carried off both me legs>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>90853648>So here I lay in my 23rd year, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW! >It's been 6 years since we sailed away >And I just made Halifax yesterday>God damn them all! >I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold >We'd fire no guns-shed no tears >Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier >The last of Barrett's Privateers.
imagine being under 30 and yearning for old times on a mongolian go karting forum
>>90853659we don't say that word here
>>90848508he's a singer nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0mWyZdQII
>>90853667imagine being over 30one foot in grave lmaoo
imagine not being born in 1990
>>90853681>wanting to be alive for the downfall of humanityboomers will be the last generation that enjoys all the splendors of the modern age
>>908485911 Toronto Maple Leafs2 Pittsburgh Penguins2 Chicago Blackhawks2 Calgary Flames5 Winnipeg Jets5 Washington Capitals7 Dallas Stars8 Ottawa Senators9 Philadelphia Flyers9 San Jose Sharks11 Montreal Canadiens11 Detroit Red Wings11 Nashville Predators14 Florida Panthers15 Minnesota Wild16 Buffalo Sabres16 New York Islanders16 Colorado Avalanche16 New Jersey Devils16 Arizona Coyotes16 St. Louis Blues16 Carolina Hurricanes16 Columbus Blue Jackets24 Edmonton Oilers25 New York Rangers25 Tampa Bay Lightning27 LA Kings28 Boston Bruins28 Anaheim Ducks30 Vancouver Canucks
>>90853705It doesn't seem very splendid lol
>>90853719what year were you born?
who's gonna be the biggest buyer at the trade deadline?
>>90853705i can literally end my life any second i want.
>>90853719we have legal weed and /hoc/, we are the peak of human evolution and nothing will ever be better
>>90853732now THIS is power
>>90853732i can literally end your life any second i want.
>>90853731mei want to buy a new tracksuit
>>90853731good question. i expect dallas, st-louis, vegas, and montreal. basically teams that weren't sure they'd make the playoffs and have clear holes to fix if they hope to make a good run.
>>90853748when you kill a finn, we just duplicate
>>90853731might be the isles
>>90853766why would montreal be a buyer when this is a self-proclaimed rebuild season
This is supposed to be a weak draft right?
Red Wings will be the biggest sellers. Prepare to receive lots of overpaid scrubs:KronwallNyquistAbdelkaderVanekGreenDaleyAthanisiou
>>90853795unfortunately being tethered to carey price won't let them bottom out so they might as well go for it
>>90853825and theyre all nearly worthless on the trade market enjoy your 6th and 7th rounders
>>90853795it was supposed to be a rebuild season but turns out they're able to compete. bergevin is already picking up 4th liners for the playoffs. they're in a weird situation where they're supposed to rebuild but they also have price and weber whose years of contention are limited.
>>90848970Cause they're based
>>90853825literally no one wants any of those scrubs
>>90853832they could just rest on the laurels and set sights on the next seasonits not like price is going anywhere>>90853843if bergevin starts dealing prospects for rentals he has doomed that franchise for another decadewho gives a fuck if 2 players have a window
For me, it's onion rings, coffee, and never getting dubs.
What i should do other than lurk image boards?
>>90853876very close, lad
Revving up some more Stan Rogers for next thread
>>90853883volunteer at nursing/retirement housing
>>90853883get strong and fit. best part is that you can lurk on your rest breaks
>>90853866buying doesn't necessarily mean buying rentals. there's bound to be a few semi-young players with term on the market, and the habs have space for a cap dump as well. montreal's blue line is still mediocre so i wouldn't be surprised to see a muzzin-type move from bergevin.
>>90853843if anything I'd trade price and weber for a rebuild
>>90853883jerk off and nap
dubs and laffs are gay
>>90853950don't worry lad they're gay anyway
>>90853942I'm not a huge fan of naps. I feel awful after i wake up
>>90853927here is tsn's list of available playersthere isnt a muzzin-type player left unless you think any of the carolina defenders are worth something (i dont)
>>90853859>flims, >laffs, >jest, >cantpucks and >hasb will be claiming several of those names, leaf
>>90853883every>rags10 pushupsevery>laffs15 sit upsSam post15 squatsFood post30 second wall sit"X is redd*t" post15 jumping jacksanime post10 burpees
>>90854012don't kill the lad
>>90853994>he said with increasing desperation
>>90848491Finns, Chinese, and Samoans only.I would pay to see that.
>>90853984the fuck is this wayne simmonds meme? people are saying he's a top line power forward when he has 24 pointsis it just because he's a nigger?
>>90853883Eat a dick
>>90848508Goalies. What're ya gonna do?Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
>>90854028Hey, to me that garbage can go straight to the curb, but I know the leaf mind and they'll take on that garbage.
>>90854012Hey lads, American Sam checking in and letting you all know that onion rings are about as fucking reddit as the goddamned >laffs. Everybody knows that mozzarella sticks are where it's at.In closing,>rags
>>90854049simmonds has less ATOI (-01:30) this season compared to seasons pasthe is still useful on the PP, and likely the player nashville should have got if they actually wanted to improve in that regard
>>90853984maybe they don't end up making a move. maybe they pick up someone who isn't on that list (bergevin's been linked to the ducks these past few weeks, and both fowler and lindholm are lhd). i'm just giving reasons why i expect bergevin to try and improve his team before the playoffs. the habs are in a good position to make a trade cap-wise, they have some trade-bait after the wjc, they might have a better chance than they thought, and a goal-scoring winger or a top 4 lhd could have a big impact on the team.i'm sure he's on the phone about huberdeau as well.
>>90854124goddammit *gets out of chair*
lole remember when the laffs couldn’t beat the rags that one time?
>>90854073remember when you said that last season, and the only buyer was vegass?
>>90854124Mozzarella has almost no taste tbqh
>>90854049i don't get it either. feel sorry for the team that's gonna pick him up
>>90853984I want to see my team pick up Kapanen so I can see his supermodel girlfriend sitting behind the bench at games
>>90853994Lol there's no way
>>90854124in the realm of sampler platters, mozzarella sticks are raisins.
>>90853984jets better not squander another goddamn first round pick for more statsnyesque bullshit
>>90854049I think you look at how clutch Devante Smith-Pelly was in the cup run for the Caps (he's also an underperforming black power-forward)I think some teams would be willing to bet he could play big in the clutch
>>90854171kapanen is getting offer sheeted by the ducks in the off seasont. knower
>>90854223reaves also looked like the player every team needs
>>90854251he looked like a god danged nigger is what he looked like
>>90854315and simmonds fits this billing perfectlyno wonder he is topping trade lists
>>90854315why do you hate black players
>muh nigger reddit word is better than trips posting actual /hoc/ culture Grim
>>90854338Cause they're black
>>90854352oh shit you’re right, that was a dumb question on my part.
low test: the thread
end of thread reminder that the end of thread reminder bulju is generational poster is a faggot.
you now remember guillaume latendresse
Revving up some Stan Rogers
end of thread reminder bulju is generational
>>90854517>five hundredth post is early
>>90854534>499th post>not early
>>90854561this is post 505 idk what math you are using
>>90854602he must be from alberta
>>90854391that guy just didnt want to fucking deal with some bullshit that dayhe just stared at the screen doing calculations in his head and went "shiiieeet hell nah i aint gunna die on this hill"
>>90854140and Vegas got raped, just like those idiots in Leafistan will be
Colorado Avalanche legend Ryan Smyth
>>90848716Shit son I just got nastalgia reading this. Simpler times man.