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know your place edition
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Shall
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This is the thread
>shall
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you can't shall your own thread faggot
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>>90848475
I'm sorry?
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/cric/ btfo
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NHL needs to ban:
russians
swedes
americans
canadians

from the league
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>>90848461
just binged Fargo, this thread should have been a hoc/Fargo general desu
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>>90848491
then there wouldn't be any talent left
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>>90848486
poor guy F
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big fat fucking finnish busts
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>>90848486
rip Vikram :( Cancer sucks
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>>90848461
>know your place
FIRST
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>>90848491
>finns can only compete with EBEL-tier talent
sad
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>>90848496
talent is relative
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cosco cup memories
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>>90848508
like father like son
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>>90848508
gotta find somebody to dance with
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morning
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>>90848508
>refs tackle the guys trying to intervene in the goalie getting shitkicked and just let him get whacked
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>>90848530
peak swedish male performance
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>>90848461
i'm no wilson fan by any means but this was incredibly satisfying seeing as ian cole had just pulled some pussy-ass blindside garbage
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>>90848486
>emojis blurred
what the fuck why
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>>90848527
*takes a massive shit on the cricket field*
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>>90848508
Robin Lehner has come a long way.
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>>90848493

I liked all seasons but 2 was my favourite
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>>90848530
i always find it grim when you can tell someone is british because they have that special looking kind of uglyness due to generations of inbreeding
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I saw a dream where I was back in high school and when I woke up I felt happy for the first time in a long time.
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>>90848555
Right, just like the Irish, Japanese, Icelanders and Indonesians.
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>>90848555
man i haven't seen ken m for awhile, that takes me back
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>>90848555
based Ken M
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>>90848562
>He had a happy time in high school
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>>90848562
high school to me was the time where i became a recluse and dont miss those times
i blame wow
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>>90848572
are you me
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>>90848555
Based retard poster getting those trips
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>>90848572
it was my dudeweed days and recluse days, and now im an adult and enjoy small groups of friends and being a recluse, shitposting on /hoc/ and talking about flexing my stick
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I guess its down to either pulling for the maple leafs or the penguins
Which will make me look like less of a faggot
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>>90848581
shut up homo
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>>90848572
>i blame wow
WoW was a symptom, not a problem. You were dissatisfied with your existence in the real world so you looked for an outlet to escape to, somewhere where the world was different and you could be somebody else. If it weren't for WoW, you would have found something to else waste your day doing.
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>>90848591
just root for the canes
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>>90848591
Penguins. There is no excuse to be a Leafs fan if you're outside Ontario, especially if you're American.
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>>90848594
actually i blame late puberty.
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>>90848594
nah i was like laine.
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>>90848600
no
Ive been to a canes game before, theyre basically a free home game for the opposing team
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wow that aladdin live action trailer looks like SHIT
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>>90848591
>willingly choosing to root for the leaves
what is wrong with you
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>>90848591
Ask yourself if you’d look like more of a faggot suddenly cheering for the cowboys or patriots
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>>90848591
the laffs are basically the cowcucks of the nhl.
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>>90848562
i always get those dreams, especially with college
it's always one where i've been in classes for 3 months but never attended them and suddenly have the big test coming up and i have to learn everything
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>>90848609
closer to you
cheaper tickets
arguably less faggy than laffs or poongs
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>>90848628
Nah, because i personally dont even believe nc deserves a hockey team desu
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>>90848562
i hate those dreams because in them i'm always the age i am now (27) but i'm still in grade 12. so basically a grown ass man walking around 17 year olds and under
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>>90848635
It doesnt deserve hockey fans either. follow a different sport.
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>>90848638
kek, exactly the same for me
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>>90848591
you already look like a faggot if you're from Carolina and don't root for your home team
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>>90848555
>Island invaded by Celts, Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Norse, and Normans then goes on to settle the largest overseas empire in the world

Im not going to get into the ugly argument but the inbreeding stuff is just dumb
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>>90848628
>arguably less faggy than laffs or poongs
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>>90848653
that's just zoomer shit, annoying at worst
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for me, its bootyblasting bants towards the home teams crowd after cheekily beating them
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>>90848628
>arguably
Leaf fans are a blight upon this earth and Pongs are the biggest bandwagoners in sports. Relocanes just shitpost some cringy dances
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>>90848591
honestly you'd look like a huge fag pulling for either. just redo the whole thing.
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>>90848650
t. inbred
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>>90848591
why do you hate the flames so much? you've got oilers in your top 10 but the flames are so low on your list you cant even see them in the screencap
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>>90848591
If those are your top 2 teams you’re already a huge faggot and should just embrace it.
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>>90848650
All of those came there over 1000 years ago. They had plenty of time to corrupt their gene pool.
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>>90848671
its just a meme list desu
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>>90848669
>Canadian flag
>calls Anglos inbred

That means you’re either
A)Calling yourself inbred
B) Frog
C) not white
Which is it
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>>90848679
Ah like the inbred Japanese
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>>90848702
Japs look hideous.
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>>90848562
I drive past my high school sometimes and yearn to be there again, looking at everyone in the same uniforms, moving from class to class, watching how girls button up shirts would fold just right so I could catch a glimpse of their bra and feel that rush of adrenaline then race home to jerk off to that image in the shower. It's sad knowing all your happiness is behind you.
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>>792353809
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>>90848679
as if a finn should be talking about inbreeding
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>>>/b/792353809
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petterson
HONK
is winning the calder
HONK
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>>90848711
Okay well surely Iceland with its population of 300,000 stemming from a group of closely related Scandinavian outcasts isn’t inbred.
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>>90848731
Damn that’s an outdated picture
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>>90848562
remember how the summers were always a lazy, idyllic time? i will always remember that final one, the one right after grade 12 and before everyone went off to uni or making the rest of their lives. the last gasp of adolescence and nobody even realized it.
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http://jesseepinkman.tumblr.com/nhlsorter

Rank Team
1 Minnesota Wild
2 San Jose Sharks
3 Colorado Avalanche
4 Toronto Maple Leafs
5 Arizona Coyotes
6 Pittsburgh Penguins
7 Vancouver Canucks
8 Chicago Blackhawks
9 Anaheim Ducks
10 Calgary Flames
11 Buffalo Sabres
12 Detroit Red Wings
13 Columbus Blue Jackets
14 Nashville Predators
15 Washington Capitals
16 St. Louis Blues
17 New York Rangers
18 New Jersey Devils
19 Ottawa Senators
20 Edmonton Oilers
21 Montreal Canadiens
22 Winnipeg Jets
23 Philadelphia Flyers
24 New York Islanders
25 Carolina Hurricanes
26 Dallas Stars
27 Florida Panthers
28 LA Kings
29 Tampa Bay Lightning
30 Boston Bruins

post your results m8s
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which meme died faster. *snap* or hit or miss?
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>>90848461
what was ian cole thinking? did he really think wilson wasn't going to retaliate for a late hit?
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>>90848741
they should rename "citadel parade" to elias pettersson street.
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go to that /b/ thread and tell mia she's ugly
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>>90848752
already did desu
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>>90848769
people still go to /b/????

must be zoomers
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>>90848761
i wonder if the refs let it go on so long because it was so blatantly dirty
if so i'd have to give them props for once
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>>90848752
1 Vancouver Canucks
2 Philadelphia Flyers
3 Colorado Avalanche
4 New York Islanders
5 Buffalo Sabres
6 Dallas Stars
7 Ottawa Senators
8 Florida Panthers
9 Washington Capitals
10 Arizona Coyotes
11 Tampa Bay Lightning
12 San Jose Sharks
12 Winnipeg Jets
14 Minnesota Wild
15 New York Rangers
15 Detroit Red Wings
15 LA Kings
18 Carolina Hurricanes
18 Nashville Predators
20 Montreal Canadiens
21 New Jersey Devils
21 St. Louis Blues
21 Columbus Blue Jackets
24 Pittsburgh Penguins
25 Chicago Blackhawks
25 Anaheim Ducks
25 Calgary Flames
28 Boston Bruins
29 Edmonton Oilers
30 Toronto Maple Leafs
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>>90848789
whats with nucks fans and thinking the flyers are okay. i personally just like their jerseys
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>>90848461
/cric/ in the red
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>>90848752
>minnesota #1
wtf

1 New York Islanders
2 Vancouver Canucks
3 Philadelphia Flyers
4 Nashville Predators
5 Montreal Canadiens
6 Winnipeg Jets
7 San Jose Sharks
8 Carolina Hurricanes
9 LA Kings
10 Calgary Flames
11 Arizona Coyotes
12 Boston Bruins
13 Washington Capitals
14 Tampa Bay Lightning
15 Colorado Avalanche
16 Chicago Blackhawks
17 New Jersey Devils
18 St. Louis Blues
19 Florida Panthers
20 Ottawa Senators
21 Columbus Blue Jackets
22 Minnesota Wild
23 Buffalo Sabres
24 Toronto Maple Leafs
25 Dallas Stars
26 Anaheim Ducks
27 New York Rangers
28 Detroit Red Wings
29 Pittsburgh Penguins
30 Edmonton Oilers
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>>90848807
always number 1 m8 (in my heart)
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>>90848807
>canadian flag
>isles
????
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>>90848796
Idk, everyone in my house growing up was a Canucks fan except my mom because she had a crush on Bobby Clarke when she was a girl. So they were kind of my "when the Canucks inevitably get eliminated I hope the Flyers win" team.

I also just remember them being a fun team to watch, especially that 2012 series against Pittsburgh. Even if they lose they're entertaining. Their jerseys are cool too. Also Gritty.
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>>90848605
>late puberty
tiny penis detected
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>>90848796
my old man likes the flyers. he grew up during the broadstreet bullies time and likes that oldschool hockey. i kind of follow them so i can talk about the team with him when i see him.
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>>90848780
I don't know if I dreamed it but I think I remember reading that wilson got suspended a game for not stopping the fight after it was clear cole was done. so I guess the refs were just afraid of jumping in.
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>>90848818
been a fan for years, long story
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>>90848796
Maybe Canucks fans have a soft spot for the Flyers because we understand what its like. Two riots some drunken idiots partake in and we're the worst fans on the planet despite more people volunteering to help clean up after than their were rioters.

Philly has a few drunk fans throw snowballs at santa or one idiot puke on a kid and they're satan incarnate. I feel for that. But I've also never been to Philly so what do I know, maybe its a total shithole.
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>>90848824
lots of people have finished puberty and still have tiny peens.

i've heard.
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O
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>>90848851
the butthurt over the last riot was hilarious. dumb boomers.
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>>90848851
see you at the victory riot, friend
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>>90848851
the riot is a tradition in vancouver now desu, would feel weird without one
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>>90848874
>>90848876

Do you think when the Canucks eventually make another run the city will have outdoor viewing again? Or are they just going to shut down anything public
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>>90848752
I picked no opinion on most of them so my list doesn't even make sense to me.

1. Flames
>powergap
2-30. everybody else
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>>90848886
they will just hope it doesnt happen again even though people were openly discussing their plans to riot with other people and on social media.
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>>90848834
whats the short version? did you have a girlfriend who was an isles fan?
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>>90848897
i only made it half way through and then i gave up because i dont care for most of the other teams.
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>>90848913
what's your top 3 then
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>>90848886
they will do outdoor viewing for sure. but it will be heavily restricted/policed
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>>90848897
You kinda do it based on who you dislike more.
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>>90848886
they'll just have cops everywhere like they did in 2012
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ban surrey
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>2011 was 26 years ago
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>>90848934
ban richmond first desu
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>>90848934
>>90848942
ban both
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>>90848942
the chinks are too segregated to riot i think
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>>90848940
Whats crazy is how few rioters there were in comparison to the massive horde of people just filming them
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publix subs are the most overrated thing in the country. The rest of the store is overpriced, the subs are fair price, but they arent that good.

prove me wrong. Publix is substantially more expensive than Winn Dixie and Walmart, which are the only two other stores this shit part of the country (FL panhandle to be clear) has. HEB is better in every regard, other than ordering a sandwich from the deli, which we have dedicated sandwich shops for in the rest of the country.

Publix stinks.
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>>90848948
>>90848952
i would just like to get rid of richmond at any cost, that's all really
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>>90848952
They don't care about hockey. Or sports at all really. The only exception is their first generation kids absolutely LOVE basketball. If the NBA came back to Vancouver you know the arena would be full every night.
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>>90848956
i don't think i've ever seen a publix around here so i'll assume you're correct
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>>90848956
>publix memes
go back to 2016
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>>90848959
maybe. i don't want an nba team here just for the fact that americans (most specifically blacks) don't wanna play in canada though
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>>90848517
why do indians do this?
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>>90848959
the players dont like playing here because it isnt nigger enough.
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>>90848973
taxes too
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>>90848979
also no e!spn to cover them up here either.
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>>90848970
well for starters india is the rape country of the world so they think they can treat western women like they treat the ones in india
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>>90848984
i remember this one high draft pick that pretty much lindros'd the grizzlies
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>>90848969
>>90848973
That was one guy who is now infamous. I'm sure Vancouver wouldn't be a hot destination for players but I can't imagine Salt Lake City, Milwaukee, Toronto, OKC, etc being particularly sought after either.

Most Canadian cities aren't desired destinations for most hockey players and the teams do alright.

I'm not even saying I want the NBA, I'm just saying it would be financially successful.
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>>90848643
Whatever you say, cuckboy
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>>90848995
steve francis. in fairness tho, im pretty sure he told the vancouver grizzlies he didnt want to play in vancouver before the draft but they drafted him anyways.
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>>90848996
there's also the fact that there's almost no black people in vancouver. even the raptors perpetually struggle assembling a decent team
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>>90848996
canadians make up the majority of the league tho so its not as big of an issue as trying to get a foreigner who expects to be treated like a diva.
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nuke surrey desu
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>>90849007
>>90849010
You guys are still arguing that it would be hard to build a competitive team. Thats not what I'm talking about. Its a moot point really given the way the NBA is built these days anyways.

I'm saying that there have been so many asian immigrants pouring into the city since the Grizzlies left that the NBA would be financially successful
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>>90848996
its a shame Memphis took the name because Vancouver Grizzlies was a cool name. there isn't even grizzly bears in Memphis lol
what would Vancouver call their new NBA team if they ever got another one?
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which part of surrey is everyone from? newton checking in
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>>90849024
the team wouldn't be competitive because of said reasons, so i doubt it
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>>90849024
there were lots of asians living here the first time >we got a team. doubt its going to be much different now.
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i love the vancouver grizzlies aesthetic, so 90s, the shade of green and everything
anyone wearing a grizzlies hat is instantly my friend
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fuck basketball, the new lacrosse league is the new hotness
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>>90849025
[insert stereotypical pnw name here]
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>>90849031
There was a sizeable minority but it wasn’t “Hongcouver” like it is now, after the transfer of Hong Kong they really came pouring in and their kids have grown up as second generation by this point and for whatever reason they seem to like basketball almost as much as black people, plus the first few years of Grizzlies support was pretty strong before the bottom dropped out.

>>90849025
Idk maybe they’d switch the names like New Orleans and Charlotte did, I would just want them to keep the same colours as the old Grizzlies.
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>>90849042
>lacrosse league is the new hotness
not happening lad
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>>90849025
they would probably just keep the name of the team that gets relocated.
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>>90849049
watched a warriors game the other day, it was okay. their style mimics hockey a lot, but there's just more scoring so it's not as exciting
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>>90849047
they all blow. just look at all the proposed seattle names, they are all terrible.
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>>90849042
NLL is fucking trash, the announcer playing shitty remixes of night club music at night club volume during play and chirping the other team is the most bush league thing I have ever seen.
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>>90849057
There’s good ones out there, Seattle’s ownership is just retarded and terrified of stepping on anything culturally insensitive
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>>90849048
there have always been lots of asian immigrants in vancouver. the main difference is that the older immigrants are more of your traditional "poor and suffering" immigrants where as the newer generation of chinese immigrants are nouveau riche exploiting canadas social services.
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>>90849059
so basically trying to please the zoomers
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>>90849065
i'm hoping for them going with something stupid like the whales, and then the canes relocating back to hartford desu
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>>90849059
That's actually based
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hHECMVOq7g
JUST
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>>90849085
I can’t see them going with whales, there’s already the Sharks and the Canucks use a whale for a mascot. They’ve already said they won’t use blue and green so unless the jersey change for next year means the Canucks are finally moving on from the whale they’re not gonna use it.

And it is one of the worse names on a pretty bad list.
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>>90849098
I thought so too and it would be funny until I actually went to a game and it was the most cringy, annoying thing I had ever seen. They didn’t even blow the horn or announce a home goal because they were too busy screaming for people to get up and dance for a scarf
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seattle >a fucking fish
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time to sleep lads
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>>90849099
Grim
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>>90849073
those "crazy rich" asians need to go back. pic related, it's an event the asians around here started.
hockey karlsson netminder
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>>90848486
Died doing what he loved
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>>90849042
NLL is a meme league but it's pretty fun to watch and the tickets are dirt cheap compared to the NHL. In 2015 Edmonton won the lacrosse cup but nobody in Edmonton cared about lacrosse so the team moved to Saskatoon and won it again in it's first year there. Then they went to the finals again and lost to Georgia. Then last year Saskatchewan Rush won it again for it's 3rd championship title in 4 years. People in Saskatoon go nuts for them, they adopted Roughriders colours and everything.
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>>90849073
Thanks for reiterating my post, those are the kids that love the NBA. I have no idea why though because they’re 5’6 and didn’t come from the streets
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>>90849154
because they emulate black culture
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>>90849145
>t*r*nt*
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>>90849150
I used to go to Shamrocks games in Victoria and those were fun. The announcer and music thing I can’t get over though, it’s so distracting and annoying
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>>90849154
they saw space jam growing up
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>>90849145
grim
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>>90849145
I’ve seen so many memes mocking AirPods owners I have a hard time thinking this isn’t one of them
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>>90848970
In India, they started giving their masses of urban poor access to the internet about a decade ago without any kind of education about how it works or how other people communicate. They literally don't understand what they're doing is considered strange by the rest of the world.
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>>90849166
i'm seeing airpods a lot more recently
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>>90849172
It’s after Christmas
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>>90849181
makes sense
>200 dollars
christ what a joke considering how easy it is to lose them
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>>90849161
yeah I agree with you the music thing is pretty cheesy
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>>90848680
where the FUCK are the golden knights
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>>90849194
its made by apple so that has to mean its good
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this is pretty inaccurate between numbers 4 and 28.

1. Pittsburgh Penguins
2. Minnesota Wild
3. New York Islanders
4. Montreal Canadiens
5. Vancouver Canucks
6. Boston Bruins
7. Chicago Blackhawks
8. Detroit Red Wings
9. LA Kings
10. Philadelphia Flyers
11. Calgary Flames
12. Buffalo Sabres
13. Winnipeg Jets
14. Colorado Avalanche
15. Arizona Coyotes
16. St. Louis Blues
17. Carolina Hurricanes
18. Columbus Blue Jackets
19. Nashville Predators
20. Florida Panthers
21. Washington Capitals
22. Toronto Maple Leafs
23. Dallas Stars
24. Edmonton Oilers
25. Ottawa Senators
26. New York Rangers
27. Tampa Bay Lightning
28. New Jersey Devils
29. Anaheim Ducks
30. San Jose Sharks
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>>90849166
>implying black people aren't taking it seriously to prove they're not poor
buy our merch laowei (you're not poor are you?)
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Reminder that im the toughest guy in /hoc/
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>>90849296
it's that retard strength
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1 New York Islanders
2 Minnesota Wild
3 St. Louis Blues
4 Colorado Avalanche
5 Philadelphia Flyers
6 Calgary Flames
7 Nashville Predators
8 San Jose Sharks
9 Buffalo Sabres
10 Ottawa Senators
11 Arizona Coyotes
11 Florida Panthers
13 Anaheim Ducks
14 Washington Capitals
15 Edmonton Oilers
16 Dallas Stars
16 Montreal Canadiens
16 Carolina Hurricanes
16 Columbus Blue Jackets
20 Vancouver Canucks
21 Tampa Bay Lightning
22 New Jersey Devils
23 LA Kings
24 Detroit Red Wings
25 Winnipeg Jets
26 Boston Bruins
26 Chicago Blackhawks
28 Pittsburgh Penguins
29 Toronto Maple Leafs
30 New York Rangers
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Why does no one like the Rangers?
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1 San Jose Sharks
2 New York Islanders
3 Washington Capitals
4 Buffalo Sabres
5 Carolina Hurricanes
6 Tampa Bay Lightning
7 Vancouver Canucks
8 Ottawa Senators
9 Florida Panthers
10 Pittsburgh Penguins
11 Montreal Canadiens
12 St. Louis Blues
13 Boston Bruins
14 LA Kings
15 Arizona Coyotes
16 Chicago Blackhawks
17 Dallas Stars
18 Philadelphia Flyers
19 Minnesota Wild
20 Detroit Red Wings
21 Columbus Blue Jackets
22 New York Rangers
23 Winnipeg Jets
23 Colorado Avalanche
25 New Jersey Devils
26 Anaheim Ducks
27 Calgary Flames
28 Nashville Predators
29 Toronto Maple Leafs
29 Edmonton Oilers
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>>90849431
they're okay, it's just fun to
>rags
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>>90849431
first rule of hoc: the more someone else's team is made fun of, the less yours gets made fun of
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>rags
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>tavares is overrated shi-
oh no no no no
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>>90848970
>The sex ratio is 944 females for 1000 males (2016)
here's why

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20120110115944/http://www.censusindia.gov.in/2011-prov-results/data_files/india/Final%20PPT%202011_progresstables.pdf - quoted by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_India
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>>90849493
t
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>>90849431
they were #12 on my list. Messier is a legend
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>rags
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>avs lost 17 out of last 20 games
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>>90849888
wew, is this true? maybe this flew under my radar by being overshadowed by the analslime collapse
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>>90849581
Seriously what is the plan in Beijing and Delhi in like 10-15 years when that entire generation hits their 30s years old and there are literally not enough women to go around? Go to war again?
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Huomenta
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>>90849908
*hits their 30s
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>>90849935
Hopefully with each other
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>>90848486
>send it, dying frm cancer

lmao
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>>90849986
ok i dead now fuck you bich bye
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>>90850024
nevr contact me again,,,,
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here is your daily reminder that the canucks are in playoff position
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>>90850057
enjoy your shitty draft pick and eternal mediocrity
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>>90850057
what? you clearly haven't seen the winning streak the blues and hawks are on right now you dumbfuck
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>>90850072
well namecalling aside i think we can agree the Blues are eternal losers and a waste of a playoff spot, while the Boys are multiple time Presidential Cup winners and also multiple time Stanley Cup Finalists

unless you're a complete fucking idiot
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https://twitter.com/nhlgifs/status/1094767180917473280?s=21
is it autism
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>>90848486
>SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK. MANY TIME
my fucking sides lol
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hey steve, how you hanging
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Quiz time
https://uquiz.com/fxNV6T/Question/4?embed=False&s=cf47e580-98c9-44d9-b716-ba3e13115ab3
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>>90850069
if we don't win i hope we at least get Kappo Kakko
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>>90850220
kaapo is going first overall desu
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>>90850247
Yeah so is my morning poo
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>>90850199
!!! VIRUS LINK !!!
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>>90850257
It’s not a virus mate just did it with Adblock on
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>>90850264
I got malware, trojan and 10 nigerian princes are trying to contact me
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>>90850124
>right in the bread basket
looks like 90% of vasi's """"" saves""""""
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>>90850308
That’s your fault for not having virus protection
It’s like a condom for your computer
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>>90850367
no its not
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>>90850386
>he doesn’t have norton
Lmao at your infected computer
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>>90850406
>norton
yeah like being part of a botnet isnt being infected
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>>90850406
Just use linux
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>>90850414
Being apart of a botnet means you literally cannot get infected
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>>90850415
Finland you are gay and fat
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>>90850422
yeah why resist skynet, better to let it wipe out humanity
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>>90850427
So?
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>>90850429
Yeah this is the gist fuck humans
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Shall be using ghost types
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>>90848635
>i personally dont even believe nc deserves a hockey team desu
Not going anywhere, faglord. Go follow soccer or some shit.
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Just release a large Toronto into the bowl of my toilet
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>>90850537
Thank you for clarifying this joke.
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>Jake guentzel
>not a Crosby babby
Lmaoooooooooo 2 TWO game winning goals
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Artemi will stay, he’s going to miss cam Atkinson and Pierre luc Dubois then he will sign and say “am here to win cup” :DDDDD
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>>90850587
>Artemi will stay
>still believing this
If Kekäläinen had any balls he'd trade that fucker right now.
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>>90850600
And miss the playoffs?
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>boss found my finland folder
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>>90850600
for what? picks??? LOL
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>>90850632
My "international" folder in my /hoc/ folder has been slowly turning into a Finland folder.
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Sharks
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good morning, /hoc/

>laffs
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>>90850889
Guten Morgen, Freund.
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>>90850955
your grandfather died so you werent forced to communicate in german
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>>90848517
Sanjay is an absolute Chad tbphwy
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>>90851091
is that because you can relate with him?
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>>90851113
A true Chad never takes no for an answer, 1,000 no's and one yes still means yes
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>>90851127
a true chad gets assraped in jail?
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Reminder Domingue has won ten (10) games in a row now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCY0bAPLZ1w
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Damn east calm down stop sucking so hard
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>>90851163
will the ducks ever win again?
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>>90851144
>was BTFO by the cucks
yet another team babby
>>
I miaslkdjslkJSLDKSJDL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
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pens gonna miss the ploffs?
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Winter is coming to it's end, lads :'(

https://youtu.be/LHuBTsh8_9s
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1. Buffalo
2. Seattle
3. NY Islanders
4. Boston
5. Winnipeg
6. Vegas
7. Montreal
8. Calgary
9. Toronto
10. Nashville
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>>90851316
Maybe.
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>>90851316
naw
>rags
philithy
relocanes
kitties
gaybres

all will miss
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>>90851318
thank god
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>>90851316
They might. Philthy is getting the goaltending finally, and Bufflel and Relocanes are right there already.
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>>90851345
t. Hal
>>
pens win today
canes miss playoffs by a few points
such is clockwork
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Boston is on a roll it seems
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>>90848752
1 Carolina Hurricanes
2 Arizona Coyotes
3 Colorado Avalanche
4 Montreal Canadiens
5 Winnipeg Jets
6 Ottawa Senators
7 St. Louis Blues
8 Calgary Flames
9 Vancouver Canucks
10 Dallas Stars
11 San Jose Sharks
12 Florida Panthers
13 Edmonton Oilers
14 LA Kings
15 Boston Bruins
16 Chicago Blackhawks
17 Columbus Blue Jackets
18 Tampa Bay Lightning
19 Minnesota Wild
20 Detroit Red Wings
21 Anaheim Ducks
21 New York Islanders
23 Toronto Maple Leafs
23 Washington Capitals
25 New Jersey Devils
26 New York Rangers
27 Philadelphia Flyers
28 Nashville Predators
29 Buffalo Sabres
30 Pittsburgh Penguins
>>
For me, it's eating my lunch at 10am because I'm too hungry to wait until 12:30
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>>90851796
hahaha this, so much this xD
>>
Took a shower and shaved, lads. #ImWithGillette
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>>90851826
based
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>>90851840
what does this have to do with hockey?
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>Schedule, Standings, Playoffs
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>>90851879
Growing a playoff beard before the playoffs is unacceptable. Must stay clean shaven until game 1
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>>90851904
>he does it 4-3
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Fuck Finland
Just pooped
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>>90851904
The only good thing about Gary's playoff format is the the Laffs will never get past round 2
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>>90852095
persist nervousness friend
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>>90852095
remain anxiety-ridden, fren
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I don't get hip-hop. Can I skip black history month?
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>>90852192
No you may not, Sandis.
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>>90852192
Hip-hop was invented by Elastinen and Iso H, both white guys from eastern Helsinki. Then they took ferry Stockholm and rest is history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFu9kfgHIfU
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only shit games today
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>>90852192
Everyone else ignores it, so I don't see why not.
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>>90848594
My Tauren Hunter would have beat your ass
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>>90852362
Gary is ending the silence and ignorance. So should you anon.
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>>90852402
There's nothing more insulting to a professional athlete than giving him an award for just existing and showing up with some quality that he din't earn. They don't want to be congratulated for just being black, they want to get congratulated for setting a record or winning the Stanley Cup. Shit that they've actually earned and worked for and won.
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ONE DAY CLOSER
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>>90852458
Where is Gary merely paying lip service to black athletes?
Are you seriously suggesting William O'Ree did not deserve his HHOF spot?
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>>90852485
>Are you seriously suggesting William O'Ree did not deserve his HHOF spot?
I didn't even bring him up, but sure, I'll agree with that suggestion.
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>>90852467
t. ranny
>>
Gary you don’t want this
>>
*chirps you from the bench
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>>90852494
>I'll agree with that suggestion.
then provide some evidence as to why you believe he was undeserving
right now you are nothing more than a bigot
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>>90852502
*chirps you on 4channel*
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>>90852512
You're taking this joke a bit far, m8.
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>>90852526
t. bigot and racist
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>>90852512
Go away Justin everyone thinks you're a fag
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>tfw Based Iggy is too white for this diversity crap
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>>90849431
Extremely fun to >rag on them. I love the team but some the stuff that is created is hilarious.
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>>90852538
? he is featured the nhl's promotions
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Why didn’t Gretzky have a son?
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>>90852537
yet another bigot among us
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>>90852512
shut up nigger
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>>90852558
Shit, didn't see him in the bottom corner
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>>90852512
>>90852534
>>90852572
I don't like this new meme at all.
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>>90852566
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/51089/ty-gretzky
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>>90852558
When will NHL understand that we have legit superstar in Seth jones. no need to play up shitter like Subban.
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>>90852566
out of respect for the game
>>
willie o'rangutang
>>
That mad man did it, new Toore Boelius track is hot, and im lit af. I dedicate his new single called; "Vihaan rakastaa sua" = "i hate to love you" to Lätkäjätkä-Patrik Laine.

https://youtu.be/42kEQi0N_1E?t=99

Come back you crazy son of a bitch.
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>>90852585
t. another exposed bigot and racist
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>>90852612

1:43 -> wow
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>>90852601
seth jones is a light skin nigga and his personality isn't as flashy as pk's.
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>>90852609
:^)
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>>90852612
This track will change pop game
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nolan patrick desu
>>
Thingkin about ending it all. Thoughts?
>>
patrick nolan
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>>90852612
fuck you HOMO
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>>90851174
Perhaps they just fired Carlel but this year is a bust #1 pick time
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>>90852710

I'm not, too bad you don't seem to have taste.
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Wow Gretzky has three sons who have amounted to literally nothing
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>>90852612
heard this on the radio the other day. thought it was antti tuisku.
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>>90852612
very disappointed in twinkland today
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>>90852612
tfw trying to explain to my coworker that finns have mongoloid blood in them
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>>90852731
Yes, but you had a mother who gave birth to you
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>>90852731
>who have amounted to literally nothing
having everything available to you in life from a young age does terrible things for your motivation
>>
Zemgus Girgensons is one hell of a name.
>>
I'm half black

the lower half that is. from the waist down.
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>>90852761
And she’s very proud of me
>>
For me, it's Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
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>>90852612
can you post the other? I can’t remember the name
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black hockey players are more powerful than white hockey players because they can say the n word
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>>90852778
i bet you look funny in swim trunks
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For me, its Helsinki City Boys
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>He is of Ukrainian descent through his paternal grandfather, with the original family surname being "Patrebka."
I hope your team doesn't draft Ukrainian busts, anon
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>>90852774
Shannon confirmed that he likes to pronounce Latvian names
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>>90852801

Lätkäjätkä-Ville
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>>90852820
xaxaxaxa )))
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>>90852831
thanks lad, redpilling my coworkers as we speak
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>>90852502
chirps you from half way across the universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWqhUANNFXw
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>>90852820
But what about Sidor Krosbenko, Ostap Matveychuk and Stepan Stameskin?
>>
technically black history month is the same as american history month because they're all 56% black
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>>90852878
HEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO
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Cmon Edmonton do it right
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>>90852831
>he was only 17 in this video
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>>90852892

?
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>>90852888
for some reason, I laughed hard at that shit protector
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>>90852892
He got years homo award in gay gala when he was 15.
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>>90852909
>I laughed hard at that shit protector
that is not its purpose
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>>90852897
>video was released may 3, 2018
>birthday is jan 3, 2001
Unless I did my math wrong
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>>90852909
I remember a madlad in grade school once removed the piss matt and took a shit in the urinal. Always a classic juvenile gag
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>>90852913

He was the most prominent gay celebrity at the moment, wasn't he not? So what seems to be the problem.
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>>90852869
kek
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>>90852926

Yes, but what about it?
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>>90852929
>madlad in grade school once removed the piss matt and took a shit in the urinal
a fellow man of culture
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>>90852973
I dunno, I just never realized he was so young.
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>>90852612
sort yourself out finland
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>>90852929
>>90852980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1P0oc2-es
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I don't play hockey but I like to take shots
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>>90853006

My bad.
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>>90853087
she did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQOX6mcEUM
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>>90853138
what the fuck did she say?
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>>90853138
Yaaaaaas queen....Slay! #TimesUp
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>>90853129
No worries friend
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>>90852949
the problem is it's degenerate as fuck to sexualize minors
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>>90853191
https://youtu.be/kffacxfA7G4?t=58
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>>90853224
not a fan of this either
>>
yo /hoc/ stop being so shit -- im bored
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>>90853322
No u
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>>90853322
I’m fucking busy, go lift some weights or something until I’m done.
>>
Eating lunch, lads
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>>90853191

They don't rate his looks.
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>Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>A letter of marque came from the king,
>To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers.
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>>90853322
if only someone would lick a bench in nyc we'd be set for months
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>>90853418
Based
>>
that is it, im going to say it
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don't do it nigger!
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>>90853464
What?
>>
nigger
>>
i miss sam
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>>90853418
>Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>For twenty brave men all fishermen who
>would make for him the Antelope's crew

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>
reported
I hope you all get lifetime bans
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>>90853481
>The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight,HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags
>And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers
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that's it, i've officially lost my mind, /hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever good, we got >rags, >laffs and >kongs elimination day posting, the day /hoc/ went full reddit, kippers ass posting, grease on coke and communism rants, orange picker, ted is kill, 6 figure jumping of a boat guy, bulju, anime posters and shit, might just end it all right now
>>
>>90853480
he's working now like a big boy and playing hockey with his new office buddies
can't let ourselves become crabs in a bucket
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>>90853507
>On the King's birthday we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>We were 91 days to Montego Bay
>Pumping like madmen all the way

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>
>>90853511
>was it ever good
Not really lol
>>
*TRADE ALERT*

*TRADE ALERT*

*TRADE ALERT*
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only SHIT games on until 10 (7 pacific)
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>>90853539
it's fucking nothing
>>
>>90853539
literally who
>>
>>90853511
>/hoc/ is shit now
>posts an image showing multiple tripfags as general OPs back in 2012
/hoc/ was never good
>>
>>90853539
who?
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>>90853517
yeah, im trying to be brave, but it doesnt make me miss him less :'(
>>
>>90853539
arizona's 5th and calgary's 4th are gonna be almost one after the other
the kings basically gave a literally who away for free
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>>90853511
>Phaneuf and MacArthur on the laffs
I'd forgotten about that timeline
>>
nate thompson has a no move clause

wtf
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>>90853536
>On the 96th day we sailed again, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
>With our cracked four pounders we made to fight

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>
>>90853555
that reminds me, it's been months since I've seen k*ppers post here. is the beast finally dead?
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>>90853555
>albertan reading comprehension
read the rest of the sentence
> /hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever good
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>>90853538
>>90853555
Why are we all here then
>>
>>90853539
Boring. Nate Thompson is 34 and the Habs gave up a 4th round pick. It's a plug for a bag of pucks. Kings free up a bit of cap space but nothing significant
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>>90853580
kippers posts here all the time, it just uses a proxy instead of tripcode for attention
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>>90848741
here's more recent one
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>tfw your trade value is only worth switching a 5th round pick for a 4th round
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>>90853580
No she just made a permanent move to /box/
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>resigned Collin "Vezina Quality Starter" Delia to 3 year deal on 1 mil cap hit
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>>90853569
you mean right after each other when the yotes finish last and pick first overall
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>>90853579
>The Yankee lay low down with gold, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
>But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>
>>90853585
>/hoc/ is shit now, but was it ever good
yeah, that anon propositioned that /hoc/ was at one time good, then lists a bunch of memes from the last 6 years (aside from laffs/rags)
>>
>>90853517
It's luchn so I'm looking at pictures of models actually
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>>90853592
Just to suffer
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>>90853614
>Then at length we stood two cables away, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>Our cracked four pounders made an awful din
>But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>
>>90848719
Actually our gene pool is fine. Only some eastern parts of finland are inbred like kuusamo for example.
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>>90853639
>The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
>And the Maintruck carried off both me legs

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>
>>90848508
Nigger tier
>>
>>90853648
>So here I lay in my 23rd year, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
>It's been 6 years since we sailed away
>And I just made Halifax yesterday

>God damn them all!
>I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
>We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
>Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
>The last of Barrett's Privateers.
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imagine being under 30 and yearning for old times on a mongolian go karting forum
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>>90853659
we don't say that word here
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>>90848508
he's a singer now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0mWyZdQII
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>>90853667
imagine being over 30
one foot in grave lmaoo
>>
imagine not being born in 1990
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>>90853681
>wanting to be alive for the downfall of humanity
boomers will be the last generation that enjoys all the splendors of the modern age
>>
>>90853674
tier? why
>>
>>90848591
1 Toronto Maple Leafs
2 Pittsburgh Penguins
2 Chicago Blackhawks
2 Calgary Flames
5 Winnipeg Jets
5 Washington Capitals
7 Dallas Stars
8 Ottawa Senators
9 Philadelphia Flyers
9 San Jose Sharks
11 Montreal Canadiens
11 Detroit Red Wings
11 Nashville Predators
14 Florida Panthers
15 Minnesota Wild
16 Buffalo Sabres
16 New York Islanders
16 Colorado Avalanche
16 New Jersey Devils
16 Arizona Coyotes
16 St. Louis Blues
16 Carolina Hurricanes
16 Columbus Blue Jackets
24 Edmonton Oilers
25 New York Rangers
25 Tampa Bay Lightning
27 LA Kings
28 Boston Bruins
28 Anaheim Ducks
30 Vancouver Canucks
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>>90853705
It doesn't seem very splendid lol
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>>90853719
what year were you born?
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who's gonna be the biggest buyer at the trade deadline?
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>>90853705
i can literally end my life any second i want.
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>>90853719
we have legal weed and /hoc/, we are the peak of human evolution and nothing will ever be better
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>>90853732
now THIS is power
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>>90853732
i can literally end your life any second i want.
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>>90853731
me
i want to buy a new tracksuit
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>>90853731
good question. i expect dallas, st-louis, vegas, and montreal. basically teams that weren't sure they'd make the playoffs and have clear holes to fix if they hope to make a good run.
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>>90853748
when you kill a finn, we just duplicate
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>>90853731
might be the isles
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>>90853766
why would montreal be a buyer when this is a self-proclaimed rebuild season
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This is supposed to be a weak draft right?
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>>90853805
yes
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Red Wings will be the biggest sellers. Prepare to receive lots of overpaid scrubs:
Kronwall
Nyquist
Abdelkader
Vanek
Green
Daley
Athanisiou
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>>90853795
unfortunately being tethered to carey price won't let them bottom out so they might as well go for it
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>>90853825
and theyre all nearly worthless on the trade market

enjoy your 6th and 7th rounders
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>>90853795
it was supposed to be a rebuild season but turns out they're able to compete. bergevin is already picking up 4th liners for the playoffs. they're in a weird situation where they're supposed to rebuild but they also have price and weber whose years of contention are limited.
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>>90848970
Cause they're based
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>>90853825
literally no one wants any of those scrubs
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>>90853832
they could just rest on the laurels and set sights on the next season
its not like price is going anywhere
>>90853843
if bergevin starts dealing prospects for rentals he has doomed that franchise for another decade
who gives a fuck if 2 players have a window
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For me, it's onion rings, coffee, and never getting dubs.
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What i should do other than lurk image boards?
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>>90853876
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>>90853883
cure cancer
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>>90853876
very close, lad
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Revving up some more Stan Rogers for next thread
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>>90853883
volunteer at nursing/retirement housing
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>>90853883
get strong and fit. best part is that you can lurk on your rest breaks
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>>90853866
buying doesn't necessarily mean buying rentals. there's bound to be a few semi-young players with term on the market, and the habs have space for a cap dump as well. montreal's blue line is still mediocre so i wouldn't be surprised to see a muzzin-type move from bergevin.
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>>90853843
if anything I'd trade price and weber for a rebuild
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>>90853883
jerk off and nap
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dubs and laffs are gay
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>>90853950
don't worry lad they're gay anyway
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>>90853942
I'm not a huge fan of naps. I feel awful after i wake up
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>>90853927
here is tsn's list of available players
there isnt a muzzin-type player left unless you think any of the carolina defenders are worth something (i dont)
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>>90853859
>flims, >laffs, >jest, >cantpucks and >hasb will be claiming several of those names, leaf
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>>90853883
every
>rags
10 pushups

every
>laffs
15 sit ups

Sam post
15 squats

Food post
30 second wall sit

"X is redd*t" post
15 jumping jacks

anime post
10 burpees
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>>90854012
don't kill the lad
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>>90853994
>he said with increasing desperation
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>>90853994
>please
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>>90848491
Finns, Chinese, and Samoans only.
I would pay to see that.
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>>90853984
the fuck is this wayne simmonds meme? people are saying he's a top line power forward when he has 24 points
is it just because he's a nigger?
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>>90853883
Eat a dick
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>>90848508
Goalies.
What're ya gonna do?
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
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>>90853984
>panarin
>mfw
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>>90854028
Hey, to me that garbage can go straight to the curb, but I know the leaf mind and they'll take on that garbage.
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>>90854012
Hey lads, American Sam checking in and letting you all know that onion rings are about as fucking reddit as the goddamned >laffs. Everybody knows that mozzarella sticks are where it's at.

In closing,
>rags
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>>90854049
simmonds has less ATOI (-01:30) this season compared to seasons past
he is still useful on the PP, and likely the player nashville should have got if they actually wanted to improve in that regard
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>>90853984
maybe they don't end up making a move. maybe they pick up someone who isn't on that list (bergevin's been linked to the ducks these past few weeks, and both fowler and lindholm are lhd).
i'm just giving reasons why i expect bergevin to try and improve his team before the playoffs. the habs are in a good position to make a trade cap-wise, they have some trade-bait after the wjc, they might have a better chance than they thought, and a goal-scoring winger or a top 4 lhd could have a big impact on the team.
i'm sure he's on the phone about huberdeau as well.
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>>90854124
goddammit *gets out of chair*
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lole remember when the laffs couldn’t beat the rags that one time?
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>>90854073
remember when you said that last season, and the only buyer was vegass?
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>>90854124
Mozzarella has almost no taste tbqh
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>>90854049
i don't get it either. feel sorry for the team that's gonna pick him up
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>>90853984
I want to see my team pick up Kapanen so I can see his supermodel girlfriend sitting behind the bench at games
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>>90853602
underrated
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>>90853994
Lol there's no way
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>>90854124
in the realm of sampler platters, mozzarella sticks are raisins.
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>>90853984
jets better not squander another goddamn first round pick for more statsnyesque bullshit
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>>90854049
I think you look at how clutch Devante Smith-Pelly was in the cup run for the Caps (he's also an underperforming black power-forward)

I think some teams would be willing to bet he could play big in the clutch
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>>90854171
kapanen is getting offer sheeted by the ducks in the off season
t. knower
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>>90854223
reaves also looked like the player every team needs
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>>90854251
he looked like a god danged nigger is what he looked like
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>>90854315
and simmonds fits this billing perfectly
no wonder he is topping trade lists
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>>90854315
why do you hate black players
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>muh nigger reddit word is better than trips posting actual /hoc/ culture

Grim
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>>90854338
Cause they're black
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>>90854352
oh shit you’re right, that was a dumb question on my part.
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>>90854315
KEK
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low test: the thread
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>>90854374
t. shitskin
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end of thread reminder that the end of thread reminder bulju is generational poster is a faggot.
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you now remember guillaume latendresse
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Revving up some Stan Rogers
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>>90854462
litorally who?
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>>90854483
>>90854483
>>90854483
500 new
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end of thread reminder bulju is generational
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>>90854496
>early
Shan’t
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>>90854517
>five hundredth post is early
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>>90854534
>499th post
>not early
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>>90854561
this is post 505
idk what math you are using
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>>90854602
he must be from alberta
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>>90854602
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>>90854647
rmyt
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>>90854391
that guy just didnt want to fucking deal with some bullshit that day
he just stared at the screen doing calculations in his head and went "shiiieeet hell nah i aint gunna die on this hill"
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>>90854140
and Vegas got raped, just like those idiots in Leafistan will be
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Colorado Avalanche legend Ryan Smyth
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>>90848716
Shit son I just got nastalgia reading this. Simpler times man.



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