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>SCHEDULE
www.mlssoccer.com/meta/competition/preseason

Regular season starts March 2.

>USL (sched and news)
uslsoccer.com
>NASL (dead?)
www.nasl.com/full-schedule
>NWSL (qt)
nwslsoccer.com
>A-League (oy)
a-league.com.au

>Previous
>>90700898
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First for DOOP
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Second for SOUNDERS
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>>90839845
L I L I E S
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I wonder if TFC is gonna get the new DP before CCL matches.
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>>90840086
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90839553
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LOONS got Vito Mannone
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FC CINCY KILLED HARAMBE
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FC CINCY STARTED THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRASH
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Vancouver is playing a Japanese j-league side right now on this YouTube station. it's the Pacific rim Cup in Honolulu Hawaii at the aloha stadium

https://youtu.be/p_QzHmX1ibI
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>>90843388
the jap youtube commentators for the salt lake game were very nice and respectful, im jealous
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>>90842918
Oh that's right, they exist.
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Buy our kids, Europe.
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>>90843388
would love to be in Hawaii sitting in the stands instead of freezing my ass off in –30 C weather
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I still can't believe Toronto sold Giovinco to Saudi Arabia. They could've at least Traded him to the western conference
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>>90844651
What's more surprising is they sold their best player and kept Niggerdore and Bradshit
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>only playing 45 minutes
What the hell was that tournament I just watched?
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>>90839937
O B S E S S E D
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>>90839553
all yeah
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Which MLS team has the best social media presence? As in doing fun youtube videos etc
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>>90846773
>As in doing fun youtube videos etc
Mls social media is cringe. But in terms of stats and number of followers, it's NYCFC and Galaxy
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>>90845475
L I L I E S
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>>90847193
BASED AND LILLPILLED
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>>90846622
Based phang
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>>90846987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3LNoAaMIcw&feature=youtu.be
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>>90847204
wat
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>>90846622
the phang folder grows
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>>90846773
Matthew Doyle.
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>>90846773
No
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>soon
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>>90848384
See >>90848241
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>>90848413
but we can give Garber shekels this time
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>>90848384
in what universe
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THREE WEEKS, laddies.
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Craig Foster will do anything for Arab cock.
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>>90849041
10 days to ccl
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>>90849041
For?
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>soon
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>>90846773
DOOP
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>>90851147
>he really thinks this
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#SignGold
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>>90849829
.. UNTIL
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EL BASED
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>>90852295
Did they do anything this offseason? I can't name a single Dynamo player unless Brad Davis is still there
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>>90852295
Have they sold Elis yet?
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>“When everybody sees me on the pitch, everybody [will] see I am good,” he told the Inquirer and Daily News. “I know in the last months I don’t have a lot of chances in my team, but this is not from my injury. … That is in the past, and I forget everything — I just have good things in my mind. … I’m just waiting for a [new] start, to show my best in Philadelphia.”
>This is not just a player's own opinion of himself. Union sporting director Ernst Tanner did plenty of homework during the team's three weeks of negotiations with Eintracht.
>"It's not that difficult for me to find out what really happened and in which condition he is. It's just a few calls to people I know very well and are around him, and they gave me the right information," Tanner said. "We also got a confirmation out of Frankfurt from the physiotherapist there about his training record. … He is fit, he can play, he can start with us in the second phase of preseason."

Do you trust Tanner's Bundes buddies?
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Reminder that Wynalda is /ourguy/
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>>90852952
>cringnalda
"No"
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>TFC may not get Pozuelo right away even the deal is pretty much done, could even be until July

Back to the worst team in the world.
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>>90853326
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Vamos, El Tree!!!
*clap, clap, clap*
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>>90854425
*boom boom boom*

CAWM ON, YOU AUSTIN
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>>90854425
Based and ElTreepilled
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>https://twitter.com/OlegShigaev/status/1095019424208375809
>Continuing the theme - Evgenii Chernov and MLS. Indeed, there was an offer to Evgenii from “Philadelphia” to come to the location of the club (as it is accepted) to get acquainted with the club and infrastructure. A 4 year contract was offered. But due to high taxes in the country, after much deliberation, we refused. Chernov could be the first Russian football player in the MLS ...

lol
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High taxes? Why not say low wages?
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>>90852952
>gets cucked
>shitposts incessantly
>prefers any other league BUT mls
Truly /ourguy/
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Which MLS team has the best slags?
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>>90856719
None because soiboys run the league and think slags are sexist
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>Concacaf Announces Scotiabank Concacaf League Expansion
>The top five ranked clubs will automatically qualify for the 2020 edition of the Scotiabank Concacaf Champions League.

>Preliminary Round (12 clubs): Belize 1, Canada 2, Caribbean 3, Caribbean 4, Costa Rica 3, El Salvador 2, El Salvador 3, Guatemala 2, Guatemala 3, Honduras 3, Nicaragua 2 and Panama 3

>Round of 16 (10 + 6 winners of the Preliminary Round): Caribbean 2, Costa Rica 1, Costa Rica 2, El Salvador 1, Guatemala 1, Honduras 1, Honduras 2, Nicaragua 1, Panama 1 and Panama 2.

So hypothetically I guess 5 Costa Rican teams can qualify for the CCL if they dominate the CL?
either way the CCL just became that much more difficult.
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>>90856872
>Canada not even #1

Lmao
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>>90856872
>1 Canada
Look at that the CPL champion getting a chance to get into the CCL, could have 2 Canadian teams from now on.
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>>90856872
No no,
>Costa Rica 3
is the "3rd rank" Costa Rica side.
So hypothetically, they can get 3 total spots.
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>countries outside of North America
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>>90854782
I can always count on you. /sp/.
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>>90856872
>5 Costa Rican teams
>mutt reading comprehension
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>>90857259
>costa rica
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>>90853326
I have a working theory that the CanPL cursed the three Canadian MLS teams to an eternity of mediocrity until they themselves join the CanPL

Of course, this only really affects TFC, as Vancouver and Montreal were already mediocre, but still.
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>>90855331
>old logo
>multiple typos
Smells like bullshit
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SLAG TEAM
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>>90858544
>Los Angeles
>a city with slags
colour me shocked
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>>90858544
She's too cute to be a slag
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>>90859137
lmao u incel, don't get oneitus
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>>90858544
go on.....
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>>90858544
Damn, should go to the shoebox sometime desu. Closer to me than dignity is.
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For me, it's Andre Blake
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>>90861009
>mug shot
SHEEEEEIT
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>>90861493
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>>90861493
Arrest all DOOPs
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>>90861699
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Paxton Pomykal, remember that name
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>>90862908
its hard to forget
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Another goddamn expansion season.
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>tfw all these new franchises are opening up but your club is living on borrowed time
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Cincinnati home kit
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>Cinci will be playing in replica quality shirts
lel
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>>90866037
>we didn't have enough lead time
bullllllllllllllshit
Cincy already exposed as being fucking cheapasses
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>>90865385
>>90866037
looks good enough desu.
They have plenty of options in the future.
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>>90866356
it's a trash design with that color scheme
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>>90866356
Not talking about the design. They're saying that the players themselves will be wearing replica shirts because they couldn't get their shit together in time to produce authentic ones. It doesn't make much sense, but it's hilarious incompetence.
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> In 2011, 15 MLS players over $500,000.
> In 2018, 143 MLS players earned over $500,000
Problematic to the rest of the world tbqhwy
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>>90839439
>"""Americans""" forcing themselves to watch the """sport""" known as soccer
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>>90866494
You seem scared
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>Chelsea
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>>90866494
>im a pussy who was never secure enough to do anything differently than what everyone around me does, that's why I wear yankee baseball caps and dallas cowboy hoodies.
The new world belongs to the strong
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>>90866494
MLS is literally more entertaining than NFL and MLB though , and I say this as someone who used to watch a ton of those leagues
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who /almost there/

>Santos v Marathon (guata)
>Red Bull NY v Atletico Pantoja (Dominican)

>Tigres v Saprissa
>Houston v Guastatoya (Nica)

>Toluca v Kansas City
>Toronto v atletico independiente (Panama)

>Atlanta v Herediano
>Monterrey v Alianza (Salv)
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>>90867118
SKC vs Tigres final
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>>90867118
>>90867174
Tigres have the easiest road to the finals I've ever seen
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>>90867118
Good first round games
>Santos
might have some trouble
>Tigres Saprissa
big one
>Toluca KC
lets see if we can knock a Mexican team out early
>Atlanta v herdiano
Most interesting - Atlanta getting a baptism by fire, a great test of their high quality.

final 8
Santos v Red Bull
Saprissa v Houston
Toluca v Toronto
Atlanta v Monterrey

final 4
Red Bull v Saprissa
Toluca v Atlanta

Final
Red Bull v Atlanta
OH Fu-
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>>90867174
>>90867227
Tigres OR Saprissa have the easiest path.
Saprissa has bought back a lot of the guys they let go over the years, they should be at strength again.
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>>90862908
I'll remember that it certainly doesn't sound American
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Not sure why people rate the Costa Rican league. I mean, it's not awful, but it's still between USL Championship and MLS
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>>90867287
Nah, the CR league has 3 teams on par with MLS, and the rest is subpar.
It also had a bad 3 or so years after their top teams were raided by MLS and other leagues, but they look to be gathering some players back.
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>>90867227
>>90867247
Before they run into Red Bull, who have to be considered a favorite on the left side of the bracket.
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>>90867236
>the MlelS koolaid you’re drinking
OHNONONO
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>>90867335
not really, MLS dominated last year, and defeated the top Mexican teams despite chivas limping into the trophy.
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>>90866783
Which would exclude you fags
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>>90867360
nice come back, pussy.
go keep trying to make america great again.
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>>90867075
I’ll give you MLB and NBA all day, but the NFL has perfected the art of faux parody even though by late January it’s always the Patriots. But from week 3-15 it’s very entertaining. Once Brady retires it will be incredibly enthralling.
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>>90867376
Pic related (You)
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If Pozuelo doesn't come to Toronto, TFC is FUCKED. Will probably crash out of CCL early and struggle to make the playoffs.
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>>90867401
>>90867075

as an avid American sports fan my whole life, my new ranking is

MLS
UFC
NBA
NHL
everything else is trash.
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>>90867352
>MLS dominated last year
Where's your mutt team's concacaf cl then?
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>>90867424
sure thing pussy boy, don't let conseula the Honduran cleaning lady give you nightmares about her scary minivan
LOLing at your life
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>>90867360
One day you'll grow up and realize you're the one that was being a fag and embarrassing americans. Or you won't and you'll continue living in your sad mental state as everyone moves past you, like a child that never becomes a man.
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>>90867437
are you stupid?
this isn't complicated stuff man, keep up.

yes the Mexican league is still ahead of us, but holy hell is that gap closing fast.
I expect an MLS team to win this one, probably Atlanta or NY.
and after the next 3 or 4 years, I expect MLS teams to win every 16 out of 20 going forward.
I mean who is stupid enough to expect otherwise.
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>>90867437
A team that didn't make the playoffs in MLS literally best the best Mexican team in the CCL last season
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>>90867118
ATL VS. RBNY Final, Metro Revenge
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>>90867445
Imagine unironicaly thinking you’re part of some sports counter-culture when all the clubs in your league are Copycat FC™, Cheap Imitation United™, and Real Plastico™ LELZ
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>>90867480
The Mexican league is still a top 8 league in the world, but yes, their dominance is over in the next few years, and probably going to MLS. Especially after a few salary cap changes.
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>>90867475
Very esoteric of you, Le Reddit poster.
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>>90867530
LOL says the guy who still watches baseball and the NFL. Nice try pussy.
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They should have a competition where the bottom MLS team taken on the bottom Liga MX team.

Lobos BUAP (relegated last year) vs. San Jose Earthquakes (wooden spoon winners)
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>>90867552
They should do exactly what theyre planning right now.. another attempt at the super league.

Teams 5-9, play 5-9 from the Mexican league in a nice 8 team comp.
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>>90867521
Get a hobby that isn't shitposting my dude, you'll be happier
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>>90867546
was meant for >>90867521
obvi
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>>90867480
>red bull
>winning CCL without Adams
doubt.jpg
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>>90867552
>>90867567
They should do a USL vs MX 2nd tier tournament
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>>90867714
that's the big question. but in fairness they looked pretty good while adams was out last year as well. And if Kaku can keep his head straight and have a breakout season and BWP can stay lethal anything is possible.

The system is powerful
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>>90867729
hell yeah, but I think theyre covering it with this >>90867567

hell I wouldn't mind if they did a 16 team 8 and 8.
Would be a big money maker.
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>>90867818
That would be cool.
finish top 4 in the east you make the play offs, finish next 4 in the east is our version of making "Europe"
would be packed games, good competition and a nice bragging right celebration.

MLS would need to cut some games though.
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>>90867567
>5th-9th times 2
that's ten
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>>90867843
my b, my bad, my blunder
5, 6, 7, 8
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>>90867837
The regular season is probably too long as it is, anyway
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>>90867888
If we have open cup, CL, superliga, league play, play offs
I would keep MLS regular season games literally around 28, rather than 34.

Superliga could also include Canadian teams.
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Goal Joe Vinco. First appearance, subbed on in the 61st min.
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>>90867508
It was a Marky Delgado away.
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I see a serious lack of loon-posting here
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mls/2019/02/12/sheck-wes-mls/2846471002/
>MLS cuts ties with rapper Sheck Wes after allegations of domestic assault
didn't even know >we were affiliated with Sheck Wes
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>>90867236
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Uh oh
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>>90868696
DOOP-posting >>> loon-posting
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>>90868704
>MLS claims to be the most diverse sports league in the world, with players from over 70 countries. The rapidly expanding league, which is coming off a season with record-breaking attendance, also boasts a multicultural fanbase. That multiculturalism informs its new campaign featuring ads in English, Spanish, Spanglish and French, centered around an anthem ad featuring Latin music star Prince Royce and DJ Tokimonsta.

>“Our fans are a reflection of the ‘New North America’—young, diverse, bi-cultural, digitally savvy,” MLS Vice President of the brand and integrated marketing David Bruce
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>>90868704
Who?
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>>90868806
>Unironically cheering for anything in Philly
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>>90868817
People like David Bruce are the reason I'm watching CanPL now
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>>90868869
>not cheering for the Good Guys of MLS
Shiggy dig
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>>90868704
I GOT HOEEEEEEEEESSSSSS CALLLLLIIIINNNNNG A DON GARBER'S PHOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEE
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>>90867714
>Red Bulls
>winning in a final

pick one [spoiler]:([/spoiler]
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>>90868789
How in God's name do you sell the best player in mls history and not have a solid plan in place some 12 days after the deadline ended? Back to being the Maple Leafs of soccer
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>>90869362
Altishit should've been offloaded first followed by Bradley. Gio was clearly their best player and yet he got the shaft for wanting more money
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>>90869511
What are you talking about? Jozy has clearly been their most irreplaceable player all along, and they were right to kick Giovinco to the curb.
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>>90868890
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>>90866037
If the replicas are being worn by players themselves, then wouldn't they be authentic??
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>>90869717
I'd rather have a decent player that rarely gets injured than an irreplaceable player that misses half the season every season
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>>90869929
baudrillard over here
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D O O P
O
O
P
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>>90869929
They'd be authentic shitty material
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>>90869717
Altishit was injured for half a season and was a Gio babby for the last two seasons. Imagine defending Altishit.
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>>90869717
You act as if Altidore isnt going to be replaced. They just bought a german mutt 2 Bundesliga benchwarmer. They're simply waiting to offload Altidore to Mexico or a poverty tier MLS team like the Crew
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>>90862908
best wishes paxton
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gio and jozy go together period. they would not be as successful without one another.
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>>90870473
Gio just needs a tap in babby. Anyone could've taken Altishit's spot on that Toronto team, fuck they could've used Zardes and the team still would've scored off Gio's work
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>>90869717
>the player who missed a large chunk of the season and was replaced was the most irreplaceable and the player who didn't miss games and helped the tram would have been replaceable if he had needed to be replaced and thus isn't as irreplaceable as the most irreplaceable player
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>>90870473
>busquetsassist.webm
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>>90868817
Wow that’s cringe as fuck to read.
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>>90872889
What, you'll be embarrassed in front of your MAGAmind friends? Fuck off
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>>90870473
>jozy
>successful
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>>90873187
This is and will always be a right wing site, Doyle. Take your marxism to leddit
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>>90873187
I’m from Colombia you fucking idiot. Contrary to what you believe, your unsolicited ass kissing doesn’t get you PoC brownie points, faggot. You actually think you’re taking a righteous stand too. That’s the best part kek. Go ahead and say orange_man_bad.jpeg all you like. Maybe one day you get a black friend if you act *woke* enough lulz.
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>>90873772
>This is and will always be a right wing site, Doyle

hello, tourist, been here since 2015?
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how the fuck do i get into MLS/soccer? always hated it for being a meme Euro/nig sport but i figured i might as well jump on the bandwagon before it actually becomes a bandwagon.
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>>90873931
subscribe to /r/AtlantaUnited
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>>90873931
buy a red bull

>>90873990
go back
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>>90873794
Hello leldditor. Btw, inviting your leldditor homos to spam /pol/ with their marxist shitposting doesnt change the nature of the site being fully behind racism, right-wingism and god emperor Trump.
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>>90873794
Been here longer than you, nigger.
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>>90874100
so I'll take that as a no

moot made a public sticky on /pol/ the night after romney lost to laugh at /pol/
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>>90870176
You act like I wasn't making a joke while posting a quote from an article on the MLS propaganda website.
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>>90873931
watch a local team(USL/MLS) and watch the ninja turtles beat up island nations most people cant point out on a map
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>>90874208
>moot laughing at Romney means the entire board wasnt against that nigger obongo
Brilliant logic
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>>90872765
In Giovinco's first season in Toronto, Bradley did an almost exact replica of that "assist". I wish I could remember which game.
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>>90874275
>moot and most of the rest of the site of coming in to laugh at /pol/ for being wrong again proves nothing
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lads
LADS

[spoiler]loons[/spoiler]
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>>90874424
i like your new white jersey
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>>90873772
>le epic oldfag has only been here a couple years
Pottery
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>>90874100
Cringe
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>>90873776
>all this from "diverse, young, bi-cultural"
You lot have a disease
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>>90874605
MLS twitter is calling it "fruit of the loon"
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>>90873776
>I’m from Colombia
you need to go back, chud
we only want FARC and Zapatista immigration
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>>90875046
thats not bad, but isnt there literally an openly gay player on the team? it should be him
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>>90874605
>i like your new white jersey
you could say this to literally every MemeLS team
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>>90874291
Kek I do remember that
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>>90875113
ours is fucking gray and like acid washed unfortunately
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>>90874972
>>90875009
Sóyle
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>ha, I called him a basedboy, I win
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>>90873776
doublecringe
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>>90875071
We dont want any immigration from spic shitholes, you cuck
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>>90873931
become homo like lisa desu
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Oh looks like the /pol/ gremblins are invading again
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>>90875419
we actually do, so that we can restore Aztlán and then have sex with your sister and then do land reform and take all your family's land and give it to sugar beet farmers who had to flee climate change
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>>90875582
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>>90875582
They had a snow day from highschool today. Plenty of time for epic troll posting.
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>>90875707
>Trump sucking up to Infantino and Cordeiro
Cesar must be pissed
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trying to find more info on Cincinnati MLS team but google.com is no help
http://www.cincymls.com/
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>>90875882
Cesar is definitely a USSF shill tho
Cesar is one of the people on /mls/ who still thinks it's a conspiracy that SUM selects the MNT

Conservatives love heirarchy and being paypigs, the more conservative you are the more likely you want to give money to be lied to by Daddy Garber
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>>90875419
>being this guy.
Time to shut it down Cletus
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>>90875882
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>>90876073
>orange card
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>>90876073
ORANGE CARD BAD
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Did anyone watch Landycakes play indoor?
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>>90876344
no, tickets are like $15 and I don't want to get on the trolley and and then walk three blocks to see some fatass coward chug around a hockey rink
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>>90876344
I've been debating to go watch de Rosario play indoor
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vamos el bird
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>>90876457
Forward are /ourguys/
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>>90876503
no flyovers are /myguys/, so speak for yourself
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>>90876723
>not allowed to like flyover teams
>every single New York and Los Angeles team is objectively unlikeable
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>>90876723
this
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>>90876821
That's why you root for the Good Guys of MLS
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Based
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>>90876821
>not allowed to like flyover teams
never said that
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>>90877115
What
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>>90877115
wtf I love waffles now
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>leggo my dive-o
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>>90854782
can we get other improved logos?

(pls post fc salad)
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>>90877943
DO YA LIKE WAFFLES
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>>90857604
why in the fuck would they willingly downgrade themselves to a sub-USL quality league?
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Oh look, a white t-shirt. That's new.
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>>90879109
Bring back red hoops for home, blue hoops for away, fuck these copy/paste abominations
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Fuck Adidas tbqh
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>>90879241
prefer them over nike, but i'm tired of this lazy shit
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>>90879265
Just get rid of the league-wide kit deal, it ruins creativity. We're stuck with this shit until 2023
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>>90879109
that cowboy one was better
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>>90879109
>FC Dallas’ brand-new secondary kit, inspired by the architecture and design throughout downtown Dallas, is finally here

literally wat
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>>90864191
Wellington WILL reach the GF
they WILL lose to Perth
they WILL dab on your team along the way
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>>90879385
flat and featureless, as it appears from 30,000 feet in the air, which is the only enjoyable experience of Dallas one can have
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>>90879020

USL is the strongest league in the world
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Guys, when is pro/rel going to be implemented?
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>>90880306
when Americans get universal health care
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>>90880538
we're a lot closer to that
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>>90878768
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>>90880566
Only in your dreams, libtard.
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It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIuMsNuWv4
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>>90880792
she wants his dick
go off king, FUCK SUM
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>>90864191
Why do the Aussies keep bullying you guys?
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This is dumb
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>>90881509
Wanna know what's even more retarded?

>Canada Soccer revealed Tuesday it will use the home and away matches in the Canadian Premier League regular season between FC Edmonton, Forge FC, and Valour FC to determine who advances to the Preliminary Round of the 2019 Scotiabank Concacaf League.

>Consistent with seeding for the Canadian Championship based on membership, these three inaugural teams will be provided with a unique opportunity for this season to earn the Canada 2 spot in Scotiabank Concacaf League.

Gonna be glad when this joke of a league dies after CONCACAF's Canadian president stops pretending about 'growing the game' and gets his 1/16th of a World Cup gifted to him.
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>>90880566
lolok
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>>90856872
Why does Belize only get 1 team in, isnt central america supposed to be fairly good
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Timbers are apparently offering ~$10 mil to Tigres for Eduardo Vargas. Lol.
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>>90881509
Vaughan are based, always make sure to grab a couple of their guys if im playing a shit league in fm
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>>90881509
Canadians still pay taxes to the Queen of England, they are cüçks for inequality
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>>90882293
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How the fuck did we give so many teams to OHIO
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Need more J-League matchups desu.
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>>90883351
>tfw obsessed with 17-year-old boys
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Who /chicano/ here and supports their local club ?
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>>90883529
That's as bad as outing yourself as a energy drink fan.
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>>90883529
About half of us
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Pozuelo might get lawyers involved regarding his move to TFC being denied by Genk
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>>90884519
Read the thread
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Red Bull New Jersey
SKC
NYCFC
Fatlanta
Seattle
Portland
DOOP
DCRooney
LAFC
Columbus
~~~~~~~~~~~

Irrelevant teams

~~~~~~~~~~~
Vancouver
San Jose
Orlando
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>>90883529
Good for you.
Nothing worse than someone living in the US supporting only a club 20 thousand miles away.
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>>90875891
this car is some sort of satire, right?
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>>90876457
>>90876503
best team in the third division, hands down
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>mfw some American wakes up at 6 AM every Saturday to go to the local hipster pub to watch "his" Manchester City or Chelsea or Arsenal play on TV, but can't be bothered to go see his local team play a game in person
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>>90839439
>dont know if us soccer fags are larping or just genuinely filled with so much s o y
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>>90886142
that's what you call a faggot.

You can support an English team, and a Spanish team, and you can support your fathers national team and your mothers national team..
but you better support your local club and country.

Im half jap.
I support the US and Japan every world cup, and I support my MLS team, My J league team, and a few euro teams.
And yes, you can support both US and Mexico.
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>>90883529
lmao yikes
just become white already
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>tfw Whitecaps' highly-touted young DP midfielder got scammed into coming here instead of Bundes 2 by a scummy agent and views the move as a significant career setback
>his hope and optimism: gone

http://www.taegukwarriors.com/hwang-in-beom-and-family-angry-over-derailed-transfer-to-hamburg-by-shady-agent/
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>>90883608
drinks good

>>90886142
brooklyn
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>>90886095
>third division
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Firefag here. What's our endgame?
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Major
League
SOCCER!!!!!
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>>90886899
Caps should give Lee Young-Pyo's direct phone numbers to him then.
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BASED
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>>90887961
IB and YP have already met face to face, it was part of the pitch to sign him to Vancouver.

Ideally it means he'll play out of his mind to make himself attractive to Europe but he's probably going to be getting the fuck out of dodge at the quickest available opportunity.
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>>90887805
moving the franchise to Reno
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>>90881509
It's better than when it was literally just 4 teams.
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>>90839553
Based
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>>90887805
rebrand as the old yellow/ black NASL franchise with the bees. Play in soldier field. Sign mexicans and have good attendance again.
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>>90888148
Reno already has a franchise
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any new york customers here?
how are you rating this shitskin midget so far?
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>>90886315
How do I into Jayy league?
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>>90888368
hes only played in 1 friendly but he scored
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>>90886899
>going to the 2 Bundeshitga
He would've done fuck all there judging by all the so called promising chink youth talents who end up going to those small european clubs and then do nothing afterwards.
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>>90887805
The fire will fold within a few years, and get replaced
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>>90886315
No one cares, Shinji
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>>90886315
We found our new J-League representative.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/aqa0mo/a_little_something_from_minnesota_uniteds/

go tell leddit that pride night is fucking annoying and shoved down our throats
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>>90890102
ppl complaining on social media about the gay agenda being shoved down their throats are usually more annoying than your run of the mill annoying gay pride guy imo but yeah, its stupid the league codifies this shit
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>>90890102
Faggots (MLS """""fans"""""") beget more faggots.
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>>90890102
Just identity politics being commodified to sell something.
What would telling leddit that do to stop it? Nothing.
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>>90890102
I have no problem with certain sects of supporters groups larping identity politics on their own volition but when the actual club takes part in it, it's a bit much.
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MLS subreddit is the worst, embodies everything wrong with reddit. Overzealous mods, nothing good allowed, no memes allowed, the only good comments are always buried at the bottom
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>>90890102
>why is their a pride night!!!
Im a conservative and you guys are cringey as fuck.
Its like people freaking out about the Gillette commerical.
Its fucking fine. Its not overboard.
Relax.
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Soon, lads
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yeah, but can PuliSHIT do it on a warm, humid night in an air-conditioned enclosed stadium in Atlanta?
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>>90890951
Doesn't the whole league have a mandated Pride Month promotion?
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>>90890102
There is literally nothing wrong with pride night
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>2009+10
>not having pride in yourself
Anon... u r valued, u r loved
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>>90892732
thank you, I'm indeed very proud to be born white
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cinci just sent the crew 300k in allocation (performance incentives could make it 400k) to the crew for the rights to kukumber mayonaise, who was playing in switzerland for some reason.

why do they throw all their money away?

https://www.fccincinnati.com/post/2019/02/13/club-acquires-kekuta-manneh
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>>90894093
>kukumber mayonaise

Wut
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>>90894093
autocorrect?
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>>90894093
He has kek in his name
Why come up with something different?
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>>90894128
>>90894215
>>90894226
just having some fun, guys
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For me, it's Kerfuffle Marimba
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>don't go, Kekuta
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Welcome to Atlanta United - Poolishit 2020 HD Despacito 3.0
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>>90894590
hello from turkey selamlar
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>>90894590
Stop bullying pulisic
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Based QT
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In 1977, old NASL had a team, named Team Hawaii, who drew an average of 4,543
Saint Louis FC, a USL Championship team, drew an average 2018 attendance of 4,271
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>>90894093
should be because expansion teams have fuck you monopoly money to play with right?
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>>90894992
There was once a Hawaii team in what would become the USL in the 90s
I'm not sure if it's that feasible
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>>90895432
Here it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii_Tsunami
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>>90895468
the Hawaiian Childhood Obesity Epidemic coming into the league in 2039
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>>90839439
MLS is fucking shit, I'd rather watch some Paki club kick a goats head around .
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>>90895796
Don't care
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>>90891939
>Im a conservative
Not fooling anyone, Sóyle
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>When you’re not evening memeing
Look at these doods.
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>>90895796
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>90896779
Whinealda is made of salt
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>>90897053
Only one made of salt is your bitch ass.
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>>90896779
>All competitions
What competition?
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>>90897160
Fuck off whinaldo
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>>90896779
>friendlies
that's really just grasping at straws, bit sad tbqh
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AtlantaUnited/comments/aqdw66/just_a_reminder_that_unleashed_is_a_group_founded/

based
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>born too late to experience peak /sp/ (2012-14)
>born too early to help crowdfund AFC Anchorage
>born just in time to experience the /mls/ Civil War between Doyle and Wynalda
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>>90897501
>linking to that shithole
Cringe and reported
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>>90894093
>Cinci is literally turning into the Vancouver Whitecaps

fucking why? What about us makes us worth emulating?
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>>90896779
This is pure kino
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>>90897501
>linking to rebbit
>linking to /r/fatlanta
Double cringe
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>>90896779
Based and redpilled
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>>90887805
>be shitty
>fans stop coming
>threaten to move
>city ponies up some money for a new stadium
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>>90894992
Daily reminder the 1970s Greater Los Angeles League was more competitive than MLS is today
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>>90896779
Doyles absolutely seething

Big Poppa Wynalda working the MLS marks
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>>90899159
lets get this started

#savethefire
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>>90899918
#HauptmanOut
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>>90896779
>the hamlet of Canada
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>>90896779
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>>90897536
no civil war here
there are the patriots and there are those who need to be liquidated
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>>90899694
You now remember that AYSO was reactionary organization from the start because of the white kids from Torrance not being as good as the ethnics in the rest of 1960s Los Angeles.
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Sac republic has been playing a friendly against ventura FC(USL 2) since 7:30 and neither team will post the result
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>>90868817
multiculturalism ruined my country
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>>90901366
>ruining dog shit
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>>90901366
Yeah, when did the Spanish first ravage your country again?
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>>90901366
Peru was never good
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find a more boring shirt i bet you cant
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>>90903090
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>>90901366
*colonialism
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Is it any wonder why trumptards and flyovers are attracted to Wynalda? He’s an angry cuck just like them.
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>>90856872
fucking expand the actual Champions League!
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?
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>>90901366
Peru is multicultural?
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>>90905027
joke league
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>>90904074
I thought cuckolding was the hip new fetish among progressives.
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>>90904074
>waaah waaah waaah wynalda waaah
Seething
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>>90904074
>One of the most important figures in the growth of US soccer.
>One of the first Americans to play professionally in Europe.
>The first American to play professionally in the bundes.
>Successful career for the ninja turtles and club.
>Loving family with 5 kids.
>Speaks his mind.
Wynalda is great. You sound jealous
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>>90905027
Clamping down on the rampant hooliganism caused by a supporter taunting the opposing goalie by calling him a 'fat bastard' #dontcrosstheline
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>>90905357
>>90905553
Cringe
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>tfw no qtpi Alex gf
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>>90906916
>you will never be Pugh's custom-made, form-fitted shoe
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I’ve been studying Lisa for a while now and I do find it quite interesting to see a homosexuals reactions to what matters to them, I’ll have to return when I’ve gleaned more from this.
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Qatar will get into nyc soccerwarz and build a stadium on the queens amazon site to cuck nycfc/uae
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>>90907833
what are your initial findings
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>>90905027
what the genuine fuck, i can't see any reason for this
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>>90907833
Autist
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>>90908353
rsl cancelled bc they fucked up their travel plans, timbers did it as a favor to red bulls but they had just played a game last night so they aren't allowed to play a full game, and the last 30 mins was rbny vs rbny

we have a real game in one week
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This is your Nashville logo
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Lads, what happened to NY Cosmos? Even if they are not very competitive, they are one of the few teams with a somehow long history on US Soccer. It makes me remember Tokyo Verdy. Where are they?
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>>90909486
The reboot couldn't get a stadium so they had to switch between playing in a college lacrosse stadium and a minor league baseball park and when the NASL reboot collapsed they did too
Apparently a third attempt is being made this fall with the NPSL's attempt to take on MLS but idk what's gonna happen with thay
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>>90909251
Gross.
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>>90906038
t. Sóyle
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>>90907833
intense study of homosexuals and obsessive focus on their behavior is very straight and very cool
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>>90909251
please give us the brand explanation, I don't understand
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Atlanta Silverbacks
Dallas Burn
Fußbalclub Cincinnati
Los Angeles Aztecs
Minnesota Loons
New York City Blues
Orlando Lions
Toronto Blizzard

no fucking idea what i'd do for austin and nashville though
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>>90909486
They shouldn't have hitched their wagon to naslel
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>>90909898
Epic! Nice one!
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>>90910136
>New York City Blues
They're the pigeons
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>>90907833
I've been meaning to find his twitter since he loves talking about it.
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>>90910136
Arboles de Austin
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>Don Garbage extended through 2023
How many more shitty teams will he squeeze into the MLS?
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>>90911124
>we're only up by 40 dot jpg
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Where's J-League?
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>>90911267
Will soon be under the /mls/ hegemony.
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who's alone this Valentine's /mls/ + /wog/ + /ayy/?
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>>90911267
J-League needs a general before they can be included. I've never seen anyone on /sp/ post about J-Leauge. People post more about CanPL, a league that hasn't even started yet, than J-League
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>>90911364
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>>90911372
I've seen occasional J-League threads and maybe a short lived general but that was years ago. Something like 2015.
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>>90864191
Sad little poopeelander. Don't you get tired of ausGODS bullying you?
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>>90911364
>Phang has blue balls.
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>Major League Soccer commissioner Don Garber agreed to a five-year contract extension that will keep him in his current role through the 2023 season, the league announced Thursday.

>Garber has been commissioner of MLS since Aug. 4, 1999. The 61-year-old was set to have have his contract expire at the end of 2018, however the MLS Board of Governors recently approved the new deal.

>MLS has grown considerably since Garber first stepped into his role with the league. When Garber assumed his post in 1999, there were 12 MLS clubs. Today, there are 27, with the announcement of a 28th franchise expected to be made.

>Per Forbes, the average valuation of an MLS franchise is currently $240 million; it stood at $37 million in 2008.

>According to ESPN, Garber's new extension is expected to be his last with MLS. He will be 66 when his current contract expires.


ANOTHER 5 YEAR PLAN COMRADES
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In this episode of "MLS bails out a team to make the league look better"
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>>90912213
>MLS bails out the Galaxy to make the league look better

reminder that DP rule and GAM/TAM were put in place to help the galaxy
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Do you rate AOC
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>MLS 1.0 was the beginning; Americans everywhere, meme shootouts, bad attendance
>MLS 2.0 was the introduction of DPs, Beckham era, aging Europeans come over, expansions
>MLS 3.0 was the age of South Americans, Atlanta does well, more expansions

>MLS 4.0 will be the time of rulebreaking, where teams realize the rules don't matter, probably more expansions
>MLS 5.0 won't exist, as MLS will have imploded by then, forcing Americans everywhere to watch CanPL
we live in the best timeline
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>400
Feels good, mane
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The end of an era...
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>>90912500
They need to bring back run-up penalty shoot outs desu
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>>90912581
F
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>>90912581
Damn poor kid.
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>>90911364
i have my qts
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>>90912581
>Retiring at age 24
What's he going to do for the next 50 years?
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>>90912213
we MLS 2.0 again
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>>90912934
work minimum wage, non-unionized, no-benefit jobs just like you and me
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>>90912581
F
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>>90913074
Race to seis here we come.
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MLS Zero
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>>90907861
that both homosexuals and God fearing straight men can unite under an energy drink
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>>90915341
GOD
HATES
NEW YORKERS
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>>90916275
thought >we were from jersey :0)
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>>90916308
That's just a general statement
Had nothing to do with you
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>>90912132
jesus, he's 61?
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>>90910065
The crest represents sound waves, tying the city's music culture into the club's identity. Bank it.
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>>90910136
All of these are still better than CanPL's WNBA-tier nonsense team names.
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>>90916666
>babbling quads of gibberish
fucking waste
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>420
>2
>0
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Super-hyped for the new season, lads
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>>90917489
DUDE WEED, LMAO
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Cascadia was a mistake
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>>90919832
>he hasn't taken the green pill yet
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>>90919832
What wrong with this?
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>>90917478
You mean you aren't looking forward to Valour FC playing against Cavalry FC and then playing Forge FC away?
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>>90919932
Because it's just ambiguous word salad. It's like saying "the war on terrorism" or "war on drugs" and making people believe there is a tangible victory in sight.
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>>90919932
Nothing.

>>90921491
No, you're either carbon neutral or you're not. "The war on drugs" is an ambiguous marketing term, "a drug free school" is not.
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>>90921516
considering the ridiculous lengths you have to stretch to completely disassociate a sports team with carbon use it's almost guaranteed to be a nice-sounding lie anyway. Are they offsetting the petrochemical components in every single last smartphone and computer on the planet that uses a Sounders hashtag too?
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>>90921491
That's not true at all
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>#USSF has given assurances to Panther's owner David Tepper that if he gets a #MLS franchise and a renovated stadium, #Charlotte will get #WorldCup2026 group stage and early knockout round matches.

a little late in the game for this move, it must be said

LA, Seattle, Dallas, NYC,
Nashville, Cincinnati, Charlotte, Atlanta

then two more: one must go to Florida and then what? D.C. and Boston looking very unlikely now, San Francisco possibly missing would be bizarre
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>>90922235
Philly is getting games
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>>90922235
Fuck that guy
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>>90922235
>NYC
lol, where? At Yankee stadium?
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>>90922235
If SF doesnt get a venue I’ll be pissed
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>>90922872
meadowlands probably
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>>90856872
literally going to be Costa Rica and Honduras, maybe Panama
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>>90882150
Belize should be Caribbean just like Guyana
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>less than one week
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>>90923320
>Dominican Republic is the only Caribbean country that takes the CCL seriously

give them an automatic berth
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>>90923146
That's in New Jersey
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NANI??!?
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>>90923478
SHUT DA FUCK UP
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>Stejskal: Vancouver Whitecaps finalizing deal to bring back Fredy Montero

ehhh...
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>>90922926
FIFA does want tax breaks for all their stuff and their vendors, so the entire Bay Area might unironically miss out. Seems like madness to have four venues here and the only three West of the Mississippi, but FIFA and SUMafia are wild

Save us Sacramento, you're our only hope
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>>90923415
they beat a couple of jamaican teams, let jamaica in too. Red Bulls lost to W Connection and people still complain about it.


>>90923478
damn... guess we gotta cancel the worldcup
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>Celtic bought two literally who american college players who arent even that good and loaned them away to USL clubs when they could've just tapped up an mls academy for a far more promising kid for free.
Makes me laugh
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>>90919932
This is a redpilled general now.
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>>90923659
The post I quoted said NYC specifically, that's why I laughed at him
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>>90923636
Less travel distance between games actually makes more sense though. Almost everything west of the Mississippi is overrated anyway.
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Can't stop thinking about CPL
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>>90925236
>No playoffs
What a gay ass league
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>>90923636
Papa murphys park is comfy but its only like 16k capacity, and basically just bleachers. “We’d” have to be given slot 30 and have the rail yard site done by 2022 to do it
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>"independent" Athletes Council
>meetings conducted by non-athletes and supervised by numerous board members bosses
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>>90925236
Same. Fucking CaliforniaPL when??
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>>90925342
>“We
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>>90925236
literally why?
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>>90925768
I said “we”
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>>90925380
someone toss in a few weapons and lock the door.
congratulations, you just fixed US Sawker.
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>>90926541
Just put them in a WWE type setting
>"Rocco has got the Don in a vicious hold here, don't see how he can break out of it - who's music is that?"
>"By God, it's - it's Sunil with the steel chair!"
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Based doop kids doopin on >your team
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>>90926913
From Million's under 12 internationals page
>Ethnicity: Ethiopian
suddenly it makes sense
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>>90926913
For me, it's Issa Rayyan
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we AC Milan now
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NOICE
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>>90928430
>needle dick fc
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Crikey mate. is this where i rip about the best cunting league on the earth? a-league?

The league where me fuckin mates make players sweat like a gyspy with a mortgage, m8. after a match we go to maccas, go on walkabout and pick up stubbies and smoko at the bottlo.
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>>90928143
Wew exact milan design.
Nice.
Feels different though.
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>>90928143
Well it's not boring as fuck so that already puts it in like the top 5 among the new shirts so far.
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Messi and Jordi Alba are the best du... woah
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>>90921596
stop being a faggot
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>>90875891
>MN plates
>No Loons Sticker
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>>90886078
probably not, for some reason trump is popular with people who want to fuck cartoon horses
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>>90930586
I believe the Green New Deal glue-sniffers are the ones solidly cornering the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ market actually.
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>>90931225
Fuck the green new deal, accelerationism is what we really need.
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>>90928483
>perf
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>>90932203
who can stop >perf ?
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>>90932231
you just answered your own question

all we have to do is wait and the slip will come
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>>90933001
>implying this fookin slips
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>>90931904
>let's just kill everything
Not a policy with a lot of sustainability.
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>>90930705
Reasonable, non-partisan assessment.
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>>90933575
That's the point baka.
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>for me, it's the Houston Dash
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>>90928483
is this sebbo?
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>>90933592
>some men just want to watch the world burn
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>>90930676
Makes you think
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A FUCKING ENERGY DRINK
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This thread takes me to the brink.
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>>90928143
I hate this team, they stink
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better to run on a pitch than skate in a rink
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what goes on /mls/ after darl
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>>90933727
*dark
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what's the next most special city after NY and LA cuz it clear as fuck isn't Miami.
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fuckin NEW in a few afterdark shitposts
>>90933751
>>90933751

>>90933751
>>90933751
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can we all just agree as a nation that Ohio was a mistake
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>>90933668
man i dunno
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i'll always love you, /mls/.
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>>90933765
Don't care for anything east of the sierra nevada



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