WAS: Report: SF to offer Harper short-term dealPIT: Pirates give Melky Cabrera minor league dealCIN: Iglesias might not be everyday closer in 2019CWS: Brewers sign INF Brett Lawrie to minors dealLAD: Ryan Madson might not play this seasonCLE: Lindor out 7-9 weeks with calf strainMIL: Brewers sign Josh Tomlin to minors contractKC: Royals make Brad Boxberger deal officialTEX: Hunter Pence inks minors deal with RangersPHI: Phillies, Marlins announce JT Realmuto swapNYM: Mets re-sign Devin Mesoraco to minors dealTB: Blue Jays among teams interested in Romo
cubs fan here
3 posts early you fucking piece of shit
>>90837821CUBBIES FAN HERE GUYS
I wanna get into baseball this season bros.It's not a very popular sport where i live. Where should i start and what team should i be following?
>tfw padres fan
>>90837821>WAS: Report: SF to offer Harper short-term dealHe'll fit in perfectly with west coast faggots and sign a big contract
>>90838860oh gosh so hostile
"!" mark bros rise up!
>>90838185>cubs fan hereWell hello there.
ay...you ready?ARE YOU READY?IS YOU READY?
>mfw pitchers and catchers report in 3-4 days
>>90839544hi, how are you
>>90837821>mfw he still hates something that litteraly beat MLB in 2018
>>90838394>.It's not a very popular sport where i live>litteraly has a natiional festival to celebrate the sportcmon netherlands bro, try harder about honkbal
>>90838394Do you care about rooting for Dutch islanders? There are 6 Dutch players in MLB right now.
>>90839294kiss my black ass
>White Sox have supposedly offered Machado 250 million for 8 yearsAs a Sox fan I just know this will some how go wrong
>>908400288 years 250 million/ 31m a year with a club at 6 years if exercised machado must pay back 180 million.
>>90840028It's not hard to see how. This is a guy who admitted he's not the kind of player to give 100% in the fucking world series months before he becomes a free agent. Imagine how few fucks he's going to give once he has his paycheck.
>>90840152And when he's playing on a team full of busts and disappointment, in front of 900 fans, he will really give no fucks
Should teams make a large portion of the contract incentivised? Hit like an average hitter get paid in the threshold of one same with superstar status. Someone like arbitration. Why would this not work for free agents?
>>90840279Big Time Heims to KC!!!
>>90839806I don’t live in or near Haarlem my guy, but thanks for the input.>>90839861I guess i’ll root for a team with some Dutch guys on it then, thanks
>>90840279HEIMS TO THE ROYALS!!!
>>90840322I would rank them in order of how good they are/likableness1. Andrelton Simmons2. Kenley Jansen3. Ozzie Albies4. Xander Bogaerts5. Jurickson Profar6. Jonathan Schoop
>>90840170He was on the tanking Orange Ducks. He's used to it.
>>90839597I tried BIGS seeds b/c their dill pickle is unreal but went back to David after too many seeds had this fucked up burnt taste to them that lingered too long
>>90838394Look up if your hometown is a sister city to a town with an MLB team.
dubs decides my MLB team
...siiigh.... urrrrk... gaaaaghhhh... sigh ... uugggrrrhhhh ....
>>90840242The union wouldn't have it, they fight for guaranteed salaries.
>>90840028>lowball an all star player just because he didn't perform in the World Series when your team couldn't even dream of reaching the playoffs let alone the seriesIs this the abstract art I keep hearing people talk about?
>>90841391>mfw somebody puts a handfull of seeds in their mouth chews them all up and just spits out a big blob of seeds and shells
>>90841766Add another to the suicide list. F
>>90841766He said "MLB"
ugh gah unggg
>>90842162Based baseball fan dinos
>>90842162Dinosaurs killed the 1986 Boston Red Sox.
>>90841823Either nobody taught those guys how to keep a few in one cheek and crack them open individually or they're just the kind that want to watch the world burn
I'm gonna say the c word
MODDDDSSSS GET THIS ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE
>>90842162i read that in rosie perez' voice
Here are first-workout dates for pitchers and catchers and full squads for each team:AMERICAN LEAGUEAngels: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Astros: Feb. 14/Feb. 18Athletics: Feb. 11/Feb. 16Blue Jays: Feb. 14/Feb. 18Indians: Feb. 12/Feb. 18Mariners: Feb. 12/Feb. 16Orioles: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Rangers: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Rays: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Red Sox: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Royals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Tigers: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Twins: Feb. 14/Feb. 18White Sox: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Yankees: Feb. 14/Feb. 19NATIONAL LEAGUEBraves: Feb. 16/Feb. 21Brewers: Feb. 14/Feb. 19Cardinals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Cubs: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Diamondbacks: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Dodgers: Feb. 13/Feb. 19Giants: Feb. 14/Feb. 19Marlins: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Mets: Feb. 14/Feb. 18Nationals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Padres: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Phillies: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Pirates: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Reds: Feb. 13/Feb. 18Rockies: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
>>90842814There are some very funny teams on that list.
>>90842814>>90842911For example, the Loseton Cheatstros.>be houston>cheat>still loseoh! lol! wheeze!
bort is back
>>90842911For example, the Chicago Cubs
>>90842928>>90842988Kek lol omigosh!
>>90842988Oh you can die now asshole
>>90842988James Shields lol
>>90842988Based Shields to the Soxies!
sockies watch out!!
>>90842988shields to the white sox lolwhite sox lol
what's our outrage status?
>>90843107For only a #1 overall prospect and a truckload of cash!Good deal for them!Big red down arrow no new money!Wow these are bargains!
>>90843139Kenny always gets his manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELKHxf-Kvg
>>90842988fuck off troll!! asshole!!!
>>90841766Sigh.....I'm a good fan aren't I.... I post in all the game threads.... sigh.... and I make sure people see me post! I make sure people know we're posting!And this... this is how I'm repaid..... for my loyalty.... ughgah
>>90843199based gah poster
OH NO NONONONOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voEAptjTm4I
>>90843217based based poster poster
this place is a nuthouse!
>>90843223More like SUX pride lol!
who is ex...I cant ev...ug...why bothe....
>>90843223>the same channel uploaded a video named: "Niagara Falls - A place to off yourself"ugh ung...
>>90843199>make fun of people for being bandwagoners>also make fun of people for being loyalHuh?
post your walk up musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDC0JAcYp0
Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm one of the most loyal baseball fans on here.I hope you noticed!
Which player is known to slip through the cracks?
first ballot hall of famer?
>>90843355Dubs do lie.
>>90843355>World Series Champions>2005what? can someone explain this?
>>90843394Novelty patch,Giveaway day
Since we're on the topic of the sux
>>90843421White Sox to Birmingham confirmed!
>>90843282F Chaz ;_;7
>>90843495What have they done while the Mets Phillies and even Nationals have been wheeling and dealing?
>>90843804Wow. It's like a who's who of keks and lols.
>>90843804Donaldson, you retard.
>“We are a point where we feel complete with our club,” Angels GM Billy Eppler tells MLB.com
i h8 niggers
I found new dodger girls
>>90844835Ohtani and Trout what else do you need?
>>90845473>>90845481>>90845493>>90845502>>90845513>>90845524>>90845535>>90845550>>90845559>>90845571>>90845587all these womens are complete and utter slags holy shit
>>90845613stay mad your flyover team has no fans
>>90843804>metslol>PhilliesOverpaying for grandpas a la Amaro Jr.>Nats Suzuki was literally the only new hire I remember
>>90845550I would love to be the mustard on that porker sandwich
>>90845635Dodgers are the most important team in baseball. It's a simple fact that we don't discuss enough here.
>>90845669>metsRobinson Cano, Edwin Diaz, Jed Lowrie, Jeurys Familia, Wilson Ramos>philliesDavid Robertson, Jean Segura (getting rid of JP Crawford and Carlos Santana), JT Realmuto, Andrew McCutchen>NatsPatrick Corbin, Brian Dozier, Yan Gomes, Kurt Suzuki, Anibal Sanchez...>barfsJosh Donaldsonyikes
Mest fans suddenly appearing out of thin air, lingering just long enough to see the April collapse and back back back back back to whenc'e they came.
>>90845899>>90845923Sameposting mest hater begone
>>90845969The cunning Mest mind sniffs out another oneWon't get one past THIS two-teamer
>>90846021Pecota says the mest are a wild card team and the barfs are fourth placebegone
I've contacted the spirit realm and they've said >mest lol
>>90846078Get this hothead outta here!
>>90846078Fuck you twat!
>>90846078Based bauer to mest!
>>90846157HOO HEE THE MAGIC IS BACK!!!
Kyle Schwarber, or schwarBOMB!!! as I like to call him... dayum....DAYUMM!!
paging inspector gaygers
>>90845803Lotta injury prone players in those pools I see
>>90846078Literally no reason to use present perfect there
>>90846157IT IS WRITTEN
>>90837821>Gnats offer short term deal to HarperWhat would stop a team that actually matters from doing the same thing? San Fran is dead.
>>90845473pig>>90845481make-up caked pig>>90845493dog>>90845502can't tell, maybe>>90845513lip filler pig>>90845524dog>>90845535lip filled plastic pig>>90845550hippos>>90845559can't tell, decent>>90845571busted dog>>90845587eyebrow less dog>>90845596man pig>>90845608midget>>90845618big fucking tits
What is the xFIBoomer of laughing at an Old Spice commercial? Because I just did.BTW I'm on PEDs. Don't judge, it's era-appropriate behavior.
>>90847012You're behind the times retard, Harper to Padres was broken here yesterday.
>>90847018I can see you're a man with eyes
>>908470582.50, that's some good boomer
>still no spring training
You now remember Josh Hamilton
>>9084740911 dayshold the line for 11 days
>>90845485>OhtaniI have some bad news for you anon...
>tfw no cards to open
Barry Lamar Bonds
Boy I can't wait to laugh at the Mariners again
>>90837821>2013>flew down to Alabama to work on my uncle's ferry>decide to catch a Mobile Bay Bears game >stadium is super comfy >crowd is pretty decent >Burrs vs Richmond Whatevers >catch a foul ball like it's nothing >Burrs win >game starts off a great summer >tfw I will never experience that happiness ever again
>>90848284>tfw sad now
Took a break and came back to find my Mariners glassed
Why baseball theme songs are so epic lads?The Japanese Sports Channel theme for 2019 baseball is so epic, besides being an singed song, it really captures the emotion of sporthttps://youtu.be/qUN7xYDKFNc
>>90848611because you're a fire burning pro yakyuu go go shounen weebheart, no offense
>>90848658why gogo shounen? lmao
>>90848691because of tearful koshien dirt-collecting and fire burning burning burning banzai head chala
>>90848712>head chalai expected you would say doki doki instead of head chala im disappointed with you, anon
>tfw no Koshien dirt
>>90848737if you got the koshien stadium tour, they let you touch and get some Koshien dirt
>>90848767sause of this anime?even from this image i am laughing an lot
>mfw you will never drink sake with anon bros like baseball players>mfw you dont drink anyaways
>>90848782very popular anime called pvd9GjIrK2
>>90848798sorry i dont speak trip language, do you can translate?
>>90848760How much Koshien dirt would you take home?
>>90848814i dont know, i think as much they let you
>>90848814fill yo pockets and yo socks nigga, it's free
>tfw no Koshien dirt >tfw no gf
>>90848828Koshien dirt is awfully messy you don’t want to do that laundry
>>90848853depends, if he wants slide in delcious koshien dirt, maybe he wouldnt care about it
>tfw you will never take koshien dirt for your kouhai
>mfw no toin memes this springwhy they had to choke? it seems they got tired of being too good
>>90848908Tokyo chads bout to can on everyone
>>90848918>Tokyo>chadsEdo samurai are poet nancyboys
>>90848921They dont even care about playing, but still fuck shit up. Theyre just there so they can spread their seed among the qt nips before and after the game
>>90848957>Theyre just there so they can spread their seed among the qt nips before and after the gameit really makes you think
>>90848247what an absolute sexy beast. if only all black people were as cool as barry.
>>90848980Nothing to think about at all
jints sign harper tomorrow 3 years/90-100myou heard it here first, faggots
>>90849011you are right, nothing to thing at all
>>90849015Oh asshat stop projecting...callin us faggots for literally NO reason. You really are another type of douche canoe
>>90849015fucking steal if so m8, that's why i doubt it
>second year in university>wanted to follow my university's baseball team this season>assume that there would be free livestreams because it's college baseball, who even wants to watch it>find out only half of the games are available to stream and they all require an ESPN+ subscriptionSo much for that.
>>90849015you think you can just call us "faggots?"
>>90849015This asshole set my blood to boil
>>90849015oh now you're asking for it
this is an outrage!
>>90849015Someone get a hold of this ten cent asshole
>>90845923March 2017Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!Me: Reasons and history.Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!Me: Evidence and data.Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!Me: Facts and research.Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!Fast forward to April 30, 2017Me: The Mets rotation is ded.Mets fans:
>>90848611the old NESN one was basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7KMOFjVEBw
>>90848611how about one fromt he 80s?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_fbFahRnU0
>>90850237Get out of your bubble !
>>90850237I've never heard of that network or team? Is that some ABL team?
im not giving you any yous. stop replying to my posts.
who are the "red sox" that get mentioned here in sparse fashion?
>this kills the >mest
>>90850277I'm just hearing about them for the first time today. Maybe it's in reference to a red team's socks?I can't figure it out.
BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab*
who *dab* else *dab* is *dab* ready *dab* to *dab* watch *dab* some *dab* spring *dab* traniing *dab* baseball *dab* !?!?!!?
>>90850381CRACK OF THE BAT!!
>>90850381Oh how I miss baseball
Asian baseball guy is just the Yankees Panama proxyfag. He pretends to be an autistic third worlder for cheap thrills on the internet. This is a reminder to ignore his posts and filter his trip if he tripfags again.
>>90850442seeth at npbased
>virgin americant league>chadpan all stars
36 hours, will be 52 hours with no sleep at the end of the day! Oh boy I'm going to hallucinate basedball!
>this kills the weeb
>>908505282 time champions-- tell me. Why is it called the "world series" when japan destroys the US in baseball!!
>Recker's big fat ASS.jpg
uh oh fag alert!
The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions
>>90850568>Anthony Recker sittint on your face.png
>>90850572Cringepilled weebshit whore fag>>90850612Basedpilled anime slut-shamer
help it seems like the sports is going to start again soon and i do NOT have a team
>>90850906You do and you're now a fan of the Boston Red Sox
>>90850906>>90850941I call them the Buttston Rod Sux>>90850906>>90850941
>>90850956That's wonderful anon, your creativity is boundless
>>90851023I call them that because they're gay
He is coming home.
>>90850941>>90850941i like rockies hats so now i am rockies man
BROSi have discovered that if you have bacon grease in a skillet you can cook stuff on it the next day and not have to wash the pan
>>90850906Here you go friend!
>>90849768Tickets to home games aren't free?
>>90850245its an nice thememy favorite theme used in MLB is the TBS one thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR864lePLSU
>>90849768>ESPN+Disney was an mistake
>>90851552Him and Gallo together should be funny to watch.
>>90850442>Yankees Panamalmao this seething was hard, also its the third year i am here, i thogout you would be more realized about me anonbut it seems that your hating is making you an bit crazy
>>90851409They are, but I'm an online student this semester.
>>90851601He's just looking for a (you). Don't bother with desperate people.
>>90850467*tips after slide to haters*
>>90851680No I’m not. Most of /MLB/ hates this attention whoring faggot.
>>90851743I dont hate based abg!
>>90851743>Hating one of our best posters
>>90851763Bauer *dab* put *dab* your *dab* Bauer *dab* proxy *dab* Bauer *dab* back *dab* Bauer *dab* on
>>90851894Holy based! Bauer to the dabbies!
>>90851894Bauer it was an nice player, i like himi miss choose Twins in baseball games just to play as him
>>90851321isn't new york is left state and leftos are gay so hmm
>>90851319I want to FUCK the anime
Can we meme Harper too haha dab Harper! /ourfreeagent/
Based ABG how are you today baseball friend>>90851913
Which player is the Sneed of Major League Baseball? Which is the Chuck?
>>90852115i am good, still bored beacuse no baseball
>>90852132I miss baseball.... I love baseball
>>90852118Bauer. He likes to suck and fuck and his seed is the best feed.
>>90852154Based Bauer trolling the str8s epic style
>>90851913Joe Mauer? Fucking retard
>>90851913Patrician taste, ABG
Schwarbomb finna bouta dab on you cry baby retards in 2019*dabs on u cry baby retards**flosses on ur moms grave*And by the way, FUCK NIGGERS
>ywn play airplanes with based bauer
>>90852969>ywn crash his plane with no survivors
Trevor Noah lol
desu Murray wanted way too much money from the A's for the resume that he had, they probably made the right chioce
Hello. Inspector Godgers here has returned. I've been working hard on figuring out exactly who is the entity that is behind shitting up these offseason /mlb/ threads. I finally have it figured out, but I am going to do more research into this person and make sure 100%. Come March 1, 2019 I will expose this fucker. Stay tuned and join our 'cord: https://discord.gg/TRYH9b
>>90853245Wait he choose football? A's fans are going to kill themselves lol.
This general has devolved into Red Sox game thread baby-tier posting cancer. What the fuck happened?
>>90853291One of the worst offseasonsof all time. Last year took us by shock, this year everyone was ready for it and coped through retardation.
>>90853291unbased and blue pilled. Red Sox threads are nice. I’m an angels fan btw
>>90853291Totally not a red sox fan here. this is not based. It is not redpilled and you can kill yourself . don't Ever talk smack about the red sox
>Murray going all-in on footballthe absolute state of the cracked-out ghetto of Oaklandbeing an A's fan must be hell
Red Sox fans are the worst. They're pure unadulterated cancer.
>>90853371This post is untrue and wildly inappropriate. I’m even a Yankees fan. Please apologize to my division /b/ros.
>>90853371as an arbitrary fan of a random team not named the red sox, you're a piece of shit.
>be moneyball jew team>draft collegiate football player at #8>$12.5 million>he seems unsure about baseball>throw $5 million more at him>decides to play football a month later>contract says he gets $10 million offer if he goes in their 1st roundcan't fathom being this cucked ladsat least Brokeland still has an NFL and NBA team to enjoy
I highly value Red Sox posters and their threads. Life long Indians and Bauerite here btw.
>>90853421You're probably just some other shitter that we knocked dominated in the division. Oh and guess what? Astros are regressing and we're coming into our own. Murray will regret not playing for us as you're stupid team sits in the bottom of the AL West..Have a nice day : )
>>90853396The Red Sox fans are so bad that they're somehow able to make Yankees fans look good.
>The city of the soon to be Portland Athletics
a's (giants) """fans"""
Enjoy being braindeadWhat an idiot
>cubs (white sox) """fans"""
>mets (yankees) """fans"""
>a's (mariners) """fans"""
Fuck The San Francisco Warriors
>>90853516didnt A´s got the stadium they needed to stay in Oakland?i think that will be the rays that will move to Portland
>>90851321>red sox (yankees) """humans"""
>royals (cardinals) """fans"""
no stadiumno more NFL teamno more NBA teameveryone pays more attention to the gnats despite having less accomplishmentshaving to live in the worst city in Californiawhy do Ayyyyys """""fans""""" even bother?
>>90853663>Gnatswhat the fuck is your problem scumfuck
>>90853663>a's (montreal) """fans"""
>>90853671I'm white and not a poor hipster/chicano
>>90853589Supposedly Oakland has that stadium plan in the works, but nothing official has been signed yet. Just based on where the city of Oakland is economically right now, I doubt it will happen unless it's like what happened for Seattle when they got their NHL team. The stadium will have to be 100% funded with private money. Oakland has no infrastructure budget and the city is crumbling. they have no public money to spare.
>>90853709Based Oakland. I fucking hate when Jew owners make tax payers pay for their private stadium.
>>90853709Raiders are funding 100% privated too, if i am not mistakedabout A´s it seems that they will get Silicon Valley for it and local gov will do only infrascture stuffs https://archpaper.com/2019/01/big-proposes-gondola-oakland-athletics-stadium/#gallery-0-slide-0
Athletics to Portland, Rays to Montrealnew expansion teams in Salt Lake/Vegas & Nashville/Charlotte
bort on the brew crewkek wheeze
>>90853762The raiders are no longer an Oakland team, based retard. Stop posting.
>>90853787i meant for Las Vegas stadiumthey are making the stadium ther 100% privatedif you dont got the point i made, you are the true retard lmao
do you know who jonas salk was?he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.and this guy jonas salk?he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.
>>90853709The Athletics are destined to end up in Portland or Las Vegas barring some kind of miracle. Las Vegas seems way more open to new developments though because of the space they have on the strip.Same thing with the Rays ending up in Montreal. The new stadium never got built there because premier of Quebec didn't want to spend money on a stadium while they were still paying off Olympic Stadium, and Loria was somewhat disinterested. Now Olympic Stadium is full paid off so it seems like the next go at a stadium is more likely. No one wants a new stadium in St. Petersburg, that would be awful.
>>90845635my flyover state didn't lose back to back world series
>>90853736How terribly antisemetic of you
>>90853813Your point was irrelevant. >Oakland has no budget for a new MLB stadium, it will have to be privately funded >well Las Vegas is building a privately funded stadium for an nfl team ???
>>90853771i feel Rays are going to Montreal The new teams will be in Portland and they will make an team in Las Vegas (in place of Sam Boyd Stadium) Nashville wont be an option beacuse they are caring more about the Soccer team and Charlotte doesnt looks an baseball city to me
>>90853771Portland is going to be harder than Las Vegas. Athletics to Las Vegas, Rays to Montreal, then explore expansion, which will inevitably involve Manfred trying to shoehorn one team into Mexico
>>90853887>Your point was irrelevant.>implies that A´s can follow the exemple of his now ex-NFL brother and make something privated via Silicon Valley moneydo your autsm doesnt let you see it?
>>90853900absolutely abhorrent post>>90853908>Mexicoalmost as abhorrent
>>90853916Right, people are just itching to invest their money into Oakland and the athletics to boot. Good point. There’s lot of money in Silicon Valley, so those guy will surely build the A’s a new stadium.
>>90853946Exactly. You relocation nuts are always too stupid.
>>90853946yeah, lots of companies are moving into Oakland and the city wants the A´s to stay there, they made it clear in the past, the only problem are the costs (that will be filled by those companies that are getting into Oakland)So basicaly, the city cant finnance the stadium but surely they will give an OK to A´s bulid the new stadium>>90853933>abhorrentwhy?
nobody but unironic boomers care about the A's in the Bay, every major celebrity, college student, business, and sport organization spend more face time with the Giants than they do even acknowledging the lmAosthis will only get worse when >we sign Harper
Why are people on /mlb/ so obsessed with relocating teams they don't like? How about you just be better?
Las Vegas baseball names power rankings:1. Las Vegas 51s (power gap)2. Las Vegas Brotherhood of Steel3. Las Vegas Pete Rose(power gap)9001. Las Vegas Aviators9002. Las Vegas Stars
ATTENTION ALERTIMPORTANT MACHADO UPDATEVEGAS ODDS UPDATEDYANKEES 2:1PADRES: 3:1WHITE SOX: 5:1PHILLIES: 5:1
>>90854046beacuse historcally, move teams is signal of franchise faliue due money or leak of public interest
>>90854046We're trying to make baseball better. The Rays, Marlins, and Athletics are embarrassments to the sport
>>90853999That post was 100% sarcasm, based fucking retard. Kys. Stop posting. Put your trip back on so I can filter you.
>>90854068Machado ruining the yankees chemistry would be funny
>>90853999>move a Floridian team north>add 1.5 western teamsyou got the West right, but Manfred would be retarded levaing the Barves as the only team in the entire southeast
>>90854095The Barves refuse to allow anyone in their sphere of influence because they are cunts
>>90854078Imagine being this butthurt at teams that aren't the big 3.
>>90854056Vegas Aces or it's a no from me
>>90854125WNBA already stole that name, plus the Reno Aces.
>>90854095i feel that Marlins will stay im Miami, since they just got new ownshipbut if they dont improve during 2020´s i would start think in change it to another southest city
>>90853999>the only problem are the costs (that will be filled by those companies that are getting into Oakland)>So basicaly, the city cant finnance the stadium but surely they will give an OK to A´s bulid the new stadiumLmao I kind of wish I had such a simple, favela brain as posters like this do. The A’s will easily raise 700m to build their new stadium. It’s easy!
>>90854146Also Miami will be underwater in 10 years
>>90854082yeah it seems that you lost your gfwhat an bummer
The Las Vegas Silver Paladins
>>90854114>the big 3Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs...why would anyone be butthurt about the big 3?
>>90854110and no one cares anymore, the Baltimore tantrum showed >muh pre-existing markets is a an enormous meme. No one is giving the Braves media control of 8 fucking statesthere's more people moving to and being born in Memphis/Nashville/Charlotte than niglanta
>>90854156>The A’s will easily raise 700m to build their new stadium. It’s easy!>they litteraly live near companies that do the double of it in an daylife can be more simple, yea, but they are in an region where money flows like an river
What caused this place to suddenly be so butthurt by the Athletics?
>>90854184>Oakland>region where money flows like an river10/10 post
>>90854202idk if you noticied, but there is an trigged gints fan here
>>90854178Replace the last one with Cardinals idiot
>>90854184This post confirms that ABG is the Panama proxyfag just trying to troll
>>90854210tell me, what is the name of region where oakland is that starts with B and ends with y where multi billonaries comapnies live on?
>>90854202It's more that no one wants to go to oakland to watch or play baseball, or any professional sport. Cities change
>>90854242This post confirms that you are an gints fan trigged beacuse harper hasnt decided what team he goes yet
>>90854264And yet the Warriors are thriving
>>90854202That was the most pathetic no hitter I’ve ever seen
>>90854275>Warriorsthe Warriors are another reason that i think that Oakland city will try everything possible to keep A´s there
>>90854244>there is lots of money in San Francisco and the Silicon Valley area, therefore people want to build a stadium in Oakland Please stop posting. You are a literal fucking monkey brained retard. I don’t even care about the A’s. I’d rather they stay in Oakland because of their history, but you are a complete and utter moron.
>>90854275They're thriving so much that they're moving to San Francisco next season
>>90854289butthurtHow do you not remember Edwin Jackson's?
why do neets and favella monkeys not understand The Bay =/= Cokeland?next you'll be telling me Long Island is part of NYC
is it based or cringe to buy tickets for games against shit teams like the reds so youre more likely to see a win?
>>90854393Pretty cringe desu. >not buying tickets for games with the best pitching matchups
>>90854393Based because then less people go to the game, and you can more easily catch some dank foul balls. It's based and redpilled my friend. But actually the reds aren't shitty anymore but their fans don't travel so it evens outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EEMZETWn4c
>>90854393The 100+ IQ choice is to buy tickets for games with bobble head give aways. These happen to correlate directly with games against shit teams.
>>90854329he was being sacastic with my comments
>yfw the FAs still available with only days to go until P&Cs can actually make their own teamC Martin Maldonado1B Marwin Gonzalez2B Derek DietrichSS Manny Machado3B Josh HarrisonLF Adam JonesCF Austin JacksonRF Bryce HarperDH Evan GattisSP Dallas Keuchel, Gio Gonzalez, Ervin Santana, Edwin Jackson, Clay BuchholzRP Craig Kimbrel, a bunch of guys
>>90854364you even studied geography?
>>90854452The White Sox could only dream of a roster that good
>>90854431>But actually the reds aren't shitty anymorekek you almost got me there friend!
>>90854471Favela monkey's really are this stupid.
>>90854480That roster actually looks to be better than like 1/3rd of the entire league let alone the whos. They should make camp in Vegas and compete as a new team.
>>90854178SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!
OFFICIAL UPDATED HARPER ODDS1/1 GIANTS5/2 PADRES4/1 PHILLIES15/2 DODGERS10/1 NATIONALS
>>90854178Only one of these teams has won a World Series in the last 10 years
>>90854658>muh worlds eriesBased zoomer retard with no regard for legacy and history
>>90854707Most of the dodgers “history” is from the other side of the country.
>>90854707>cusb>legacy and historyI can think of at least 10 teams with better histories
>>90854178Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, and the Chicago Dogs?
>>90854860Reading comprehension much?
I predict the Orioles will finish dead last again.
I predict Bauer to seed and feed this year, formerly Mauer
>>90855041Uhhmmm... racist and sexist much?
>>90855686Bauer is a social construct
>>90848284richmond flying squirrels, they used to be the braves when I was growing up
>>90854624Is he only allowed to play in the National League?
>>90856328Why would he want to go to the arcade league?
>>90849015>Giants unwilling to pay Bryce Harper $300 million over 10 yearsLOL GNATS
>>90854743>he actually believes that
>>90856503YOU MEAN GINTS
>>90856945San Fagsisco Gnats
HANDSHOLDING HANDSTOUCHING METOUCHING YOU
>>90856967The baseball eagles are the gnats not the gints
>>90857305As a Washington Baseball Eagle fan, I second the motionNats=GnatsGiants=Jints
This is an outrage
love me some baseball
>>90857322THird for baseball gnaegles
Baseball? More like BASEDball
pickle bryce signs this week
>>90857594more like Bauerball tbqh
Bauer Boys and Harper HeadsMan vs GodGood vs EvilOne will emerge!!
https://twitter.com/ChristianYelich/status/1095094043002863616christian yelich has gained so much credibility in this post
>>90857654based yelich man of the people very likeable player
Single game ticket presale tomorrow. I'mma try and score Opening Day tix. Wish me luck.
>>90858160Good luck Rendon
Who else has their tix for opening month?
>>90857639BAUIE AND SCHWARBIES FACE OFF AGAINST HARPIE AND HAMPLEHEADS!Who wins?!
BAUER BOYS *dab*HARPER HEADS *dab*
Oof my stomach is grumbling, I need to take a big fat YANKEES
>>90858226Not for opening day, but the first Saturday home game since I'm a wagecuck Monday to Friday
Kek this general is descending into /hoc/ tier madness.
>>90858615for me, it's bauer boys
>>90858615Based Bauer Boys
>ABGToday was a bad day to open the threadWhat a blasted idiot
>>90858615Bauer boys can suck my fuck. BASED Harper heads.
Bauer Boys have fat hogs and Harper Heads have needledick peckers
>>90837821Bauer boys? More like gay boys. Harper heads? More like diaper heads.Schwarbies barbies? Now that's epic.
>gnats>gintsHaper to Phillies You heard it here
Bases happer to the pillys
I don't even like the Indians, but I am a Bauer boy
>>90858226Who else has ticks in their open mouths?
does anyone even want machado? seems like everyone is fighting to become a harper head
>>90858824>based harper heads>cringe Machado molesters
>>90857680Maybe if he weren't so butthurthttps://www.businessinsider.com/christian-yelich-manny-machado-dirty-player-2018-10
>>90858226>tfw no tickets
>Want to buy 2019 baseball prospectus>know it's a bad idea because it won't be updated for what teams free agents signed with and other transactionsWhat do I do lads? Buy it anyways and just write in it with a pen?
>>90858824Someone post the webm of Sale striking him out to answer your question.
Bauer boysHampleheadsHarperheadsReckerpostersDiscord DudesGnats Ninnies
The cchad harper
>>90858969What a lil bitch
>>90858971>Bauer boys>Hampleheads>Harperheads>Reckerposters>Discord Dudes>Gnats NinniesIn what ways do these overlap?
Lads I was browsing for HOT THOTS and found some based baseballhttps://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjXeqmyVKwLooks like based Chunchichui Dragons doing something. Can't tell yet. Looks like warmups. Possible spring training?Didn't their season just end?Oh well, U be UR own judge if u want 2.
>>90859042He's got anger issues man
Is it any coincidence that the two biggest free agents have serious anger issues?Nobody wants to sign Bryce or Machado because they're worried about what kind of savage thuggery will happen on the field.
>>90859131We've already seen Bryce Harper explosively angry. He needs to be sent to a sports psychologist.
>>90859131I think they have different problems. Machado seems to be the more serious headcase, not wanting to look like he's trying hard, being a bad judge of whether people are trying to make him look foolish, wanting to look like he doesn't care if people like him, etc.>>90859259Harper does want to look like the guy who hustles on every play, he wants to be liked by everyone, to be the all-American baseball hero. So when people he doesn't hold in high esteem chew him out, he gets defensive about it. He seems to respect history a lot though, and he has kind words and compliments to go around for everybody when he isn't on a rampage. I get the sense he respects authority too in the form of his managers and more experienced players on his team, just not umpires whom he views antagonistically to say the least.The higher interest in Harper is probably because he'd be the easier player to deal with in the long run, with the better baseball mindset.
Machado's the kind of dude who could smash the ball to the wall and get thrown out at first base for walking thereI bet it happens twice this season lads
>>90859088Based and Dragon pilled
>>90858824Machado is objectively the better player than Bryce, but Machado lost fans with his antics and he is one ugly looking guy
>>90858824That's because we have definitive proof that Machado gives 0 fucks by giving no effort in the WS of all times. That clearly translates into yet another guy who will mail it in as soon as he gets a big contract.Harper is the exact same way but dumb or desperate enough teams can convince themselves otherwise by saying "he's HUNGRY!" because of the whole 0 playoff wins thing
The Eric Hosmer contract
>>90859614EPIC MOTHERFUCKING POST
Kyler Murray is a dumb fuck 5'8" meme.
>>90859491Manny looks like a loser who spends half his life getting shot down by solid 7s in the club.>>90859596Yeah bro, my team's out of the running for both of them too.
somebody roll for next thread's patron saint
>>90859882>old guysGet the fuck out of here, Ohio
Imagine living in Arizona.
>>90859882rolan for teh lulz>filenamedont OD before the season bud this is the most exciting team the Reds have fielded in a while
>>90859911imagine being a machado manlet
>>90859894damn, '89 looked promising for our boy. the show is brutal
>The absolute state of Ohio
>>90859911scottsdale seems nice but its inhabitable in the summer. Also flagstaff is beautiful, high desert underrated
>>90859894>active patron saintshave to be retired to be canonized
>the absolute debilitated state of Blowhio
>>90859947>pretty to look atToo bad there's nothing to do there except get drunk
>>90859967> not caring about our goofy, bean-faced, bang-laden saint
>>90858783>you>having to go backPick both.
>>90860023>here lies Les Lancaster>he was fast>the ball was fasterRIP
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>Florida>Ohio>ArizonaYou all suck spicy dick, gtfo.
this is my first second following baseball bauer is just so based and red pilled
>>90859882Based Les Lancaster
>>90860114based early autist bro
>>90860101pills are a 30-day suspension, younganon
>>90860132>caringBad news: Spotted the autist, and it isn't him.
Fuck Harper and machado
>>90860158>no youI literally dont make threads so I wouldnt give a shit either way, I just know this gets a rise out of you
>>90858969How the fuck could any team pay 300 fucking million for this?