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WAS: Report: SF to offer Harper short-term deal
PIT: Pirates give Melky Cabrera minor league deal
CIN: Iglesias might not be everyday closer in 2019
CWS: Brewers sign INF Brett Lawrie to minors deal
LAD: Ryan Madson might not play this season
CLE: Lindor out 7-9 weeks with calf strain
MIL: Brewers sign Josh Tomlin to minors contract
KC: Royals make Brad Boxberger deal official
TEX: Hunter Pence inks minors deal with Rangers
PHI: Phillies, Marlins announce JT Realmuto swap
NYM: Mets re-sign Devin Mesoraco to minors deal
TB: Blue Jays among teams interested in Romo
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cubs fan here
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3 posts early you fucking piece of shit
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>>90837821
CUBBIES FAN HERE GUYS
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>>90838289
me too!
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I wanna get into baseball this season bros.It's not a very popular sport where i live. Where should i start and what team should i be following?
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YANKEES
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>tfw padres fan
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>>90837821
>WAS: Report: SF to offer Harper short-term deal

He'll fit in perfectly with west coast faggots and sign a big contract
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>>90838860
oh gosh so hostile
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"!" mark bros rise up!
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>>90838185
>cubs fan here
Well hello there.
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ay...you ready?

ARE YOU READY?

IS YOU READY?
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>mfw pitchers and catchers report in 3-4 days
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>>90839544
hi, how are you
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>>90837821
>mfw he still hates something that litteraly beat MLB in 2018
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>>90838394
>.It's not a very popular sport where i live
>litteraly has a natiional festival to celebrate the sport

cmon netherlands bro, try harder about honkbal
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>>90838394
Do you care about rooting for Dutch islanders? There are 6 Dutch players in MLB right now.
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>>90839294
kiss my black ass
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>White Sox have supposedly offered Machado 250 million for 8 years
As a Sox fan I just know this will some how go wrong
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>>90840028
8 years 250 million/ 31m a year with a club at 6 years if exercised machado must pay back 180 million.
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>>90840028
It's not hard to see how. This is a guy who admitted he's not the kind of player to give 100% in the fucking world series months before he becomes a free agent. Imagine how few fucks he's going to give once he has his paycheck.
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>>90840152
And when he's playing on a team full of busts and disappointment, in front of 900 fans, he will really give no fucks
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Should teams make a large portion of the contract incentivised? Hit like an average hitter get paid in the threshold of one same with superstar status. Someone like arbitration. Why would this not work for free agents?
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imagine....
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>>90838185
>cubs fan here
Well hello there.
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>>90840279
Big Time Heims to KC!!!
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>>90839806
I don’t live in or near Haarlem my guy, but thanks for the input.
>>90839861
I guess i’ll root for a team with some Dutch guys on it then, thanks
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>>90840279
HEIMS TO THE ROYALS!!!
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>>90840322
I would rank them in order of how good they are/likableness

1. Andrelton Simmons
2. Kenley Jansen
3. Ozzie Albies
4. Xander Bogaerts
5. Jurickson Profar
6. Jonathan Schoop
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>>90840170
He was on the tanking Orange Ducks. He's used to it.
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>>90838271
8
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>>90839597
I tried BIGS seeds b/c their dill pickle is unreal but went back to David after too many seeds had this fucked up burnt taste to them that lingered too long
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>>90838394
Look up if your hometown is a sister city to a town with an MLB team.
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dubs decides my MLB team
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...siiigh.... urrrrk... gaaaaghhhh... sigh ... uugggrrrhhhh ....
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>>90840242
The union wouldn't have it, they fight for guaranteed salaries.
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>>90841419
my bankees
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>>90841419
montreal expos!
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>>90841491
MACHADO...AAAACCCKK...
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>>90841419
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>>90840028
>lowball an all star player just because he didn't perform in the World Series when your team couldn't even dream of reaching the playoffs let alone the series

Is this the abstract art I keep hearing people talk about?
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>>90841419
white sox
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>>90841391
>mfw somebody puts a handfull of seeds in their mouth chews them all up and just spits out a big blob of seeds and shells
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>>90841766
sigh...
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>>90841419
red sox
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>>90841766
Add another to the suicide list.
F
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>>90841834
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>>90841766
fuck
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>>90841766
He said "MLB"
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Sigh...
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ugh gah unggg
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>>90842162
Based baseball fan dinos
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>>90842162
Dinosaurs killed the 1986 Boston Red Sox.
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>>90841823
Either nobody taught those guys how to keep a few in one cheek and crack them open individually or they're just the kind that want to watch the world burn
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I'm gonna say the c word
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>cusb
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MODDDDSSSS GET THIS ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE
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>>90842162
i read that in rosie perez' voice
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Here are first-workout dates for pitchers and catchers and full squads for each team:

AMERICAN LEAGUE
Angels: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Astros: Feb. 14/Feb. 18
Athletics: Feb. 11/Feb. 16
Blue Jays: Feb. 14/Feb. 18
Indians: Feb. 12/Feb. 18
Mariners: Feb. 12/Feb. 16
Orioles: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Rangers: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Rays: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Red Sox: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Royals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Tigers: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Twins: Feb. 14/Feb. 18
White Sox: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Yankees: Feb. 14/Feb. 19

NATIONAL LEAGUE
Braves: Feb. 16/Feb. 21
Brewers: Feb. 14/Feb. 19
Cardinals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Cubs: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Diamondbacks: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Dodgers: Feb. 13/Feb. 19
Giants: Feb. 14/Feb. 19
Marlins: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Mets: Feb. 14/Feb. 18
Nationals: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Padres: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Phillies: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Pirates: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Reds: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
Rockies: Feb. 13/Feb. 18
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>>90842814
>barfs

lmao
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>>90842814
There are some very funny teams on that list.
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>>90842814
>>90842911
For example, the Loseton Cheatstros.
>be houston
>cheat
>still lose
oh! lol! wheeze!
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>>90842814
Cant wait
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bort is back
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>>90842911
For example, the Chicago Cubs
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>>90842928
>>90842988
Kek lol omigosh!
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>>90842988
FUCK OFF
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>>90842988
Oh you can die now asshole
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>>90842988
James Shields lol
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>>90842988
Based Shields to the Soxies!
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sockies watch out!!
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>>90842988
shields to the white sox lol
white sox lol
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what's our outrage status?
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>>90843107
For only a #1 overall prospect and a truckload of cash!
Good deal for them!

Big red down arrow no new money!
Wow these are bargains!
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>>90841766
of course...ugh..why...
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>>90843139
Kenny always gets his man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELKHxf-Kvg
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guuurrkkk...gaaackk....urrrgghh...oooog... gackt...
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>>90842988
fuck off troll!! asshole!!!
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>>90841766
Sigh.....
I'm a good fan aren't I.... I post in all the game threads.... sigh.... and I make sure people see me post! I make sure people know we're posting!
And this... this is how I'm repaid..... for my loyalty.... ugh

gah
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>>90843199
based gah poster
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OH NO NONONONO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voEAptjTm4I
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>>90843217
based based poster poster
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this place is a nuthouse!
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>>90843199
>dubs again
Confirmed
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>>90843223
More like SUX pride lol!
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who is ex...I cant ev...ug...why bothe....
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>>90843223
>the same channel uploaded a video named:
"Niagara Falls - A place to off yourself"

ugh ung...
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>>90843199
>make fun of people for being bandwagoners
>also make fun of people for being loyal
Huh?
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post your walk up music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDC0JAcYp0
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Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm one of the most loyal baseball fans on here.
I hope you noticed!
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>>90842988
DOWN
RED
ARROW
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Which player is known to slip through the cracks?
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first ballot hall of famer?
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>>90843355
Dubs do lie.
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>>90843355
>World Series Champions
>2005

what? can someone explain this?
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>>90843394
Novelty patch,


Giveaway day
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Gah
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Since we're on the topic of the sux
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>>90843421
White Sox to Birmingham confirmed!
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Barves
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>>90843282
F Chaz ;_;7
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>>90843495
What have they done while the Mets Phillies and even Nationals have been wheeling and dealing?
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>>90843804
Wow. It's like a who's who of keks and lols.
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>>90843804
Donaldson, you retard.
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>>90843908
>welp
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>“We are a point where we feel complete with our club,” Angels GM Billy Eppler tells MLB.com
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i h8 niggers
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I found new dodger girls
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>>90844835
Ohtani and Trout what else do you need?
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>>90845473
>>90845481
>>90845493
>>90845502
>>90845513
>>90845524
>>90845535
>>90845550
>>90845559
>>90845571
>>90845587
all these womens are complete and utter slags holy shit
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>>90845613
stay mad your flyover team has no fans
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>doyesr
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>>90843804
>mets
lol
>Phillies
Overpaying for grandpas a la Amaro Jr.
>Nats
Suzuki was literally the only new hire I remember
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>>90845550
I would love to be the mustard on that porker sandwich
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>>90845388
based
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>>90845635
Dodgers are the most important team in baseball. It's a simple fact that we don't discuss enough here.
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>>90845669
>mets
Robinson Cano, Edwin Diaz, Jed Lowrie, Jeurys Familia, Wilson Ramos
>phillies
David Robertson, Jean Segura (getting rid of JP Crawford and Carlos Santana), JT Realmuto, Andrew McCutchen
>Nats
Patrick Corbin, Brian Dozier, Yan Gomes, Kurt Suzuki, Anibal Sanchez

...

>barfs
Josh Donaldson


yikes
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>mest
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Mest fans suddenly appearing out of thin air, lingering just long enough to see the April collapse and back back back back back to whenc'e they came.
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>>90843421
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>>90845899
>>90845923
Sameposting mest hater begone
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>>90845969
The cunning Mest mind sniffs out another one
Won't get one past THIS two-teamer
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>>90846021
Pecota says the mest are a wild card team and the barfs are fourth place
begone
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I've contacted the spirit realm and they've said >mest lol
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>>90846078
Get this hothead outta here!
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>>90846078
Fuck you twat!
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>>90846078
Based bauer to mest!
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>>90846078
kek
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>>90846157
HOO HEE THE MAGIC IS BACK!!!
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Kyle Schwarber, or schwarBOMB!!! as I like to call him... dayum....DAYUMM!!
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paging inspector gaygers
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>>90845803
Lotta injury prone players in those pools I see
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>>90846078
Literally no reason to use present perfect there
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>>90845803
BTFO
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>>90846157
IT IS WRITTEN
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>>90837821
>Gnats offer short term deal to Harper
What would stop a team that actually matters from doing the same thing? San Fran is dead.
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>>90845473
pig
>>90845481
make-up caked pig
>>90845493
dog
>>90845502
can't tell, maybe
>>90845513
lip filler pig
>>90845524
dog
>>90845535
lip filled plastic pig
>>90845550
hippos
>>90845559
can't tell, decent
>>90845571
busted dog
>>90845587
eyebrow less dog
>>90845596
man pig
>>90845608
midget
>>90845618
big fucking tits
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What is the xFIBoomer of laughing at an Old Spice commercial? Because I just did.

BTW I'm on PEDs. Don't judge, it's era-appropriate behavior.
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>>90847012
You're behind the times retard, Harper to Padres was broken here yesterday.
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>>90847018
I can see you're a man with eyes
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>>90847058
2.50, that's some good boomer
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>still no spring training
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You now remember Josh Hamilton
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>>90847409
11 days
hold the line for 11 days
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>>90845485

>Ohtani

I have some bad news for you anon...
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>tfw no cards to open
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Barry Lamar Bonds
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Boy I can't wait to laugh at the Mariners again
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>>90848253
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>>90837821
>2013
>flew down to Alabama to work on my uncle's ferry
>decide to catch a Mobile Bay Bears game
>stadium is super comfy
>crowd is pretty decent
>Burrs vs Richmond Whatevers
>catch a foul ball like it's nothing
>Burrs win
>game starts off a great summer
>tfw I will never experience that happiness ever again
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>>90848284
>tfw sad now
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Took a break and came back to find my Mariners glassed
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Why baseball theme songs are so epic lads?

The Japanese Sports Channel theme for 2019 baseball is so epic, besides being an singed song, it really captures the emotion of sport

https://youtu.be/qUN7xYDKFNc
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>>90848611
because you're a fire burning pro yakyuu go go shounen weebheart, no offense
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>>90848658
why gogo shounen? lmao
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>>90848691
because of tearful koshien dirt-collecting and fire burning burning burning banzai head chala
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>>90848712
>head chala
i expected you would say doki doki instead of head chala

im disappointed with you, anon
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>tfw no Koshien dirt
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>>90848726
sparking
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>>90848737
if you got the koshien stadium tour, they let you touch and get some Koshien dirt
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>>90848737
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>>90848767
sause of this anime?
even from this image i am laughing an lot
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>mfw you will never drink sake with anon bros like baseball players
>mfw you dont drink anyaways
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>>90848782
very popular anime called pvd9GjIrK2
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>>90848798
sorry i dont speak trip language, do you can translate?
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>>90848760
How much Koshien dirt would you take home?
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>>90848814
i dont know, i think as much they let you
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>>90848814
fill yo pockets and yo socks nigga, it's free
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>tfw no Koshien dirt
>tfw no gf
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>>90848828
Koshien dirt is awfully messy you don’t want to do that laundry
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>>90848853
depends, if he wants slide in delcious koshien dirt, maybe he wouldnt care about it
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>tfw you will never take koshien dirt for your kouhai
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>>90848882
RIP bunt-kid
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>mfw no toin memes this spring
why they had to choke? it seems they got tired of being too good
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>>90848908
Tokyo chads bout to can on everyone
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>>90848918
>Tokyo
>chads
Edo samurai are poet nancyboys
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>>90848921
They dont even care about playing, but still fuck shit up. Theyre just there so they can spread their seed among the qt nips before and after the game
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>>90848957
>Theyre just there so they can spread their seed among the qt nips before and after the game

it really makes you think
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>>90848247
what an absolute sexy beast. if only all black people were as cool as barry.
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>>90848980
Nothing to think about at all
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jints sign harper tomorrow 3 years/90-100m
you heard it here first, faggots
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>>90849011
you are right, nothing to thing at all
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>>90849015
Oh asshat stop projecting...callin us faggots for literally NO reason. You really are another type of douche canoe
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>>90849015
fucking steal if so m8, that's why i doubt it
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>second year in university
>wanted to follow my university's baseball team this season
>assume that there would be free livestreams because it's college baseball, who even wants to watch it
>find out only half of the games are available to stream and they all require an ESPN+ subscription
So much for that.
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>>90849015
Why "faggots"?
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>>90849015
you think you can just call us "faggots?"
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>>90849015
This asshole set my blood to boil
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>>90849015
oh now you're asking for it
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this is an outrage!
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>>90849015
Someone get a hold of this ten cent asshole
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>>90849015
retard alert
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>>90845923
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
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>>90848611
the old NESN one was based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7KMOFjVEBw
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>>90848611
how about one fromt he 80s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_fbFahRnU0
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>>90850237
Get out of your bubble !
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>>90850237
I've never heard of that network or team? Is that some ABL team?
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im not giving you any yous. stop replying to my posts.
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who are the "red sox" that get mentioned here in sparse fashion?
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>this kills the >mest
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>>90850277
I'm just hearing about them for the first time today. Maybe it's in reference to a red team's socks?
I can't figure it out.
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BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab* BAUER *dab* MEST *dab* DODGERS *dab* CUSB *dab* PITCHERS BATTING *dab* JAPANESE BASEBALL *dab*
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>>90850322
Based Bauer
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>>90850322
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who *dab* else *dab* is *dab* ready *dab* to *dab* watch *dab* some *dab* spring *dab* traniing *dab* baseball *dab* !?!?!!?
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>>90850381
CRACK OF THE BAT!!
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>>90850381
Oh how I miss baseball
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Asian baseball guy is just the Yankees Panama proxyfag. He pretends to be an autistic third worlder for cheap thrills on the internet. This is a reminder to ignore his posts and filter his trip if he tripfags again.
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>>90850442
seeth at npbased
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>virgin americant league
>chadpan all stars
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36 hours, will be 52 hours with no sleep at the end of the day! Oh boy I'm going to hallucinate basedball!
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>this kills the weeb
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>>90850528
2 time champions-- tell me. Why is it called the "world series" when japan destroys the US in baseball!!
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>Recker's big fat ASS.jpg
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uh oh fag alert!
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The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions
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>>90850568
>Anthony Recker sittint on your face.png
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>>90850572
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>>90850572
Cringepilled weebshit whore fag
>>90850612
Basedpilled anime slut-shamer
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>>90850572
Based animarlins
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help it seems like the sports is going to start again soon and i do NOT have a team
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>>90850906
You do and you're now a fan of the Boston Red Sox
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>>90850906
>>90850941
I call them the Buttston Rod Sux>>90850906

>>90850941
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>>90850956
That's wonderful anon, your creativity is boundless
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>>90851023
I call them that because they're gay
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He is coming home.
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>>90850941
>>90850941
i like rockies hats so now i am rockies man
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BROS

i have discovered that if you have bacon grease in a skillet you can cook stuff on it the next day and not have to wash the pan
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>>90850906
Here you go friend!
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>>90837821
ALL ABOARD
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>>90849768
Tickets to home games aren't free?
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>>90850245
its an nice theme
my favorite theme used in MLB is the TBS one tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR864lePLSU
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>>90849768
>ESPN+
Disney was an mistake
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>
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>>90851552
haha
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>>90851552
Him and Gallo together should be funny to watch.
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>>90850442
>Yankees Panama

lmao this seething was hard, also its the third year i am here, i thogout you would be more realized about me anon

but it seems that your hating is making you an bit crazy
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>>90851409
They are, but I'm an online student this semester.
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>>90851601
He's just looking for a (you). Don't bother with desperate people.
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>>90850467
*tips after slide to haters*
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>>90851680
No I’m not. Most of /MLB/ hates this attention whoring faggot.
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>>90851743
I dont hate based abg!
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>>90851743
>Hating one of our best posters
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>>90851763
Bauer *dab* put *dab* your *dab* Bauer *dab* proxy *dab* Bauer *dab* back *dab* Bauer *dab* on
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>>90851894
Holy based! Bauer to the dabbies!
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>>90851894
Bauer it was an nice player, i like him
i miss choose Twins in baseball games just to play as him
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bort lmao
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>>90851321
isn't new york is left state and leftos are gay so hmm
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>>90851319
I want to FUCK the anime
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Can we meme Harper too haha dab Harper! /ourfreeagent/
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Based ABG how are you today baseball friend>>90851913
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Which player is the Sneed of Major League Baseball? Which is the Chuck?
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>>90852115
i am good, still bored beacuse no baseball
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>>90852132
I miss baseball.... I love baseball
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>>90852118
Bauer. He likes to suck and fuck and his seed is the best feed.
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>>90852154
Based Bauer trolling the str8s epic style
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>>90851913
Joe Mauer? Fucking retard
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>>90851913
Patrician taste, ABG
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>>90850322
lmao
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Schwarbomb finna bouta dab on you cry baby retards in 2019
*dabs on u cry baby retards*
*flosses on ur moms grave*

And by the way, FUCK NIGGERS
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>>90852668
he cute
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>ywn play airplanes with based bauer
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>>90852969
>ywn crash his plane with no survivors
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Trevor Schwarber!
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Trevor Noah lol
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desu Murray wanted way too much money from the A's for the resume that he had, they probably made the right chioce
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Hello. Inspector Godgers here has returned. I've been working hard on figuring out exactly who is the entity that is behind shitting up these offseason /mlb/ threads. I finally have it figured out, but I am going to do more research into this person and make sure 100%. Come March 1, 2019 I will expose this fucker.
Stay tuned and join our 'cord: https://discord.gg/TRYH9b
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>>90853245
Wait he choose football? A's fans are going to kill themselves lol.
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This general has devolved into Red Sox game thread baby-tier posting cancer. What the fuck happened?
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>>90853291
One of the worst offseasonsof all time. Last year took us by shock, this year everyone was ready for it and coped through retardation.
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>>90853291
unbased and blue pilled. Red Sox threads are nice. I’m an angels fan btw
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>>90853291
Totally not a red sox fan here. this is not based. It is not redpilled and you can kill yourself . don't Ever talk smack about the red sox
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>Murray going all-in on football
the absolute state of the cracked-out ghetto of Oakland

being an A's fan must be hell
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>suckland
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Red Sox fans are the worst. They're pure unadulterated cancer.
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>>90853371
This post is untrue and wildly inappropriate. I’m even a Yankees fan. Please apologize to my division /b/ros.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGN6jpD1yew&

>oakland's "fanbase"
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>>90853371
as an arbitrary fan of a random team not named the red sox, you're a piece of shit.
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>be moneyball jew team
>draft collegiate football player at #8
>$12.5 million
>he seems unsure about baseball
>throw $5 million more at him
>decides to play football a month later
>contract says he gets $10 million offer if he goes in their 1st round
can't fathom being this cucked lads

at least Brokeland still has an NFL and NBA team to enjoy
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I highly value Red Sox posters and their threads. Life long Indians and Bauerite here btw.
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>>90853421
You're probably just some other shitter that we knocked dominated in the division. Oh and guess what? Astros are regressing and we're coming into our own. Murray will regret not playing for us as you're stupid team sits in the bottom of the AL West..


Have a nice day : )
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>>90853396
The Red Sox fans are so bad that they're somehow able to make Yankees fans look good.
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>The city of the soon to be Portland Athletics
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a's (giants) """fans"""
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Enjoy being braindead
What an idiot
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>cubs (white sox) """fans"""
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>mets (yankees) """fans"""
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>a's (mariners) """fans"""
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Fuck The San Francisco Warriors
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>>90853516
didnt A´s got the stadium they needed to stay in Oakland?

i think that will be the rays that will move to Portland
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>>90851321
>red sox (yankees) """humans"""
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>royals (cardinals) """fans"""
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no stadium

no more NFL team

no more NBA team

everyone pays more attention to the gnats despite having less accomplishments

having to live in the worst city in California

why do Ayyyyys """""fans""""" even bother?
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>>90853663
>Gnats
what the fuck is your problem scumfuck
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>>90853663
Loyalty
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>>90853663
>a's (montreal) """fans"""
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>>90853671
I'm white and not a poor hipster/chicano
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>>90853589
Supposedly Oakland has that stadium plan in the works, but nothing official has been signed yet. Just based on where the city of Oakland is economically right now, I doubt it will happen unless it's like what happened for Seattle when they got their NHL team. The stadium will have to be 100% funded with private money. Oakland has no infrastructure budget and the city is crumbling. they have no public money to spare.
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>>90853709
Based Oakland. I fucking hate when Jew owners make tax payers pay for their private stadium.
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>>90853709
Raiders are funding 100% privated too, if i am not mistaked

about A´s it seems that they will get Silicon Valley for it and local gov will do only infrascture stuffs

https://archpaper.com/2019/01/big-proposes-gondola-oakland-athletics-stadium/#gallery-0-slide-0
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Athletics to Portland, Rays to Montreal

new expansion teams in Salt Lake/Vegas & Nashville/Charlotte
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bort on the brew crew

kek wheeze
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>>90853762
The raiders are no longer an Oakland team, based retard. Stop posting.
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>>90853787
i meant for Las Vegas stadium
they are making the stadium ther 100% privated

if you dont got the point i made, you are the true retard lmao
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>>90853663
Because Moneyball
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do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.
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>>90853709
The Athletics are destined to end up in Portland or Las Vegas barring some kind of miracle. Las Vegas seems way more open to new developments though because of the space they have on the strip.
Same thing with the Rays ending up in Montreal. The new stadium never got built there because premier of Quebec didn't want to spend money on a stadium while they were still paying off Olympic Stadium, and Loria was somewhat disinterested. Now Olympic Stadium is full paid off so it seems like the next go at a stadium is more likely. No one wants a new stadium in St. Petersburg, that would be awful.
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>>90845635
my flyover state didn't lose back to back world series
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>>90853736

How terribly antisemetic of you
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>>90853813
Your point was irrelevant.
>Oakland has no budget for a new MLB stadium, it will have to be privately funded
>well Las Vegas is building a privately funded stadium for an nfl team
???
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>>90853771
i feel Rays are going to Montreal

The new teams will be in Portland and they will make an team in Las Vegas (in place of Sam Boyd Stadium)

Nashville wont be an option beacuse they are caring more about the Soccer team and Charlotte doesnt looks an baseball city to me
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>>90853771
Portland is going to be harder than Las Vegas. Athletics to Las Vegas, Rays to Montreal, then explore expansion, which will inevitably involve Manfred trying to shoehorn one team into Mexico
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>>90853887
>Your point was irrelevant.
>implies that A´s can follow the exemple of his now ex-NFL brother and make something privated via Silicon Valley money

do your autsm doesnt let you see it?
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>>90853900
absolutely abhorrent post

>>90853908
>Mexico
almost as abhorrent
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>>90853916
Right, people are just itching to invest their money into Oakland and the athletics to boot. Good point. There’s lot of money in Silicon Valley, so those guy will surely build the A’s a new stadium.
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>>90853946
Exactly. You relocation nuts are always too stupid.
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>>90853946
yeah, lots of companies are moving into Oakland and the city wants the A´s to stay there, they made it clear in the past, the only problem are the costs (that will be filled by those companies that are getting into Oakland)

So basicaly, the city cant finnance the stadium but surely they will give an OK to A´s bulid the new stadium

>>90853933
>abhorrent
why?
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nobody but unironic boomers care about the A's in the Bay, every major celebrity, college student, business, and sport organization spend more face time with the Giants than they do even acknowledging the lmAos

this will only get worse when >we sign Harper
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Why are people on /mlb/ so obsessed with relocating teams they don't like? How about you just be better?
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Las Vegas baseball names power rankings:

1. Las Vegas 51s
(power gap)
2. Las Vegas Brotherhood of Steel
3. Las Vegas Pete Rose
(power gap)
9001. Las Vegas Aviators
9002. Las Vegas Stars
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ATTENTION ALERT
IMPORTANT MACHADO UPDATE

VEGAS ODDS UPDATED

YANKEES 2:1
PADRES: 3:1
WHITE SOX: 5:1
PHILLIES: 5:1
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>>90854046
beacuse historcally, move teams is signal of franchise faliue due money or leak of public interest
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>>90854046
We're trying to make baseball better. The Rays, Marlins, and Athletics are embarrassments to the sport
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>>90853999
That post was 100% sarcasm, based fucking retard. Kys. Stop posting. Put your trip back on so I can filter you.
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>>90854068
Machado ruining the yankees chemistry would be funny
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>>90853999
>move a Floridian team north
>add 1.5 western teams
you got the West right, but Manfred would be retarded levaing the Barves as the only team in the entire southeast
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>>90854068
>56%kees
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>>90854095
The Barves refuse to allow anyone in their sphere of influence because they are cunts
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>>90854078
Imagine being this butthurt at teams that aren't the big 3.
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>>90854056
Vegas Aces or it's a no from me
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>>90854125
WNBA already stole that name, plus the Reno Aces.
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>>90854095
i feel that Marlins will stay im Miami, since they just got new ownship

but if they dont improve during 2020´s i would start think in change it to another southest city
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>>90853999
>the only problem are the costs (that will be filled by those companies that are getting into Oakland)
>So basicaly, the city cant finnance the stadium but surely they will give an OK to A´s bulid the new stadium
Lmao I kind of wish I had such a simple, favela brain as posters like this do. The A’s will easily raise 700m to build their new stadium. It’s easy!
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>>90854146
Also Miami will be underwater in 10 years
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>>90854082
yeah it seems that you lost your gf
what an bummer
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The Las Vegas Silver Paladins
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>>90854114
>the big 3

Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs...why would anyone be butthurt about the big 3?
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>>90854110
and no one cares anymore, the Baltimore tantrum showed >muh pre-existing markets is a an enormous meme. No one is giving the Braves media control of 8 fucking states

there's more people moving to and being born in Memphis/Nashville/Charlotte than niglanta
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>>90854156
>The A’s will easily raise 700m to build their new stadium. It’s easy!
>they litteraly live near companies that do the double of it in an day

life can be more simple, yea, but they are in an region where money flows like an river
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>>90854178
>cubs
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What caused this place to suddenly be so butthurt by the Athletics?
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>>90854184
>Oakland
>region where money flows like an river
10/10 post
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>>90854202
idk if you noticied, but there is an trigged gints fan here
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>>90854178
Replace the last one with Cardinals idiot
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>>90854184
This post confirms that ABG is the Panama proxyfag just trying to troll
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>>90854210
tell me, what is the name of region where oakland is that starts with B and ends with y where multi billonaries comapnies live on?
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>>90854202
It's more that no one wants to go to oakland to watch or play baseball, or any professional sport. Cities change
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>>90854242
This post confirms that you are an gints fan trigged beacuse harper hasnt decided what team he goes yet
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>>90854264
And yet the Warriors are thriving
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>>90854202
That was the most pathetic no hitter I’ve ever seen
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>>90854275
>Warriors

the Warriors are another reason that i think that Oakland city will try everything possible to keep A´s there
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>>90854244
>there is lots of money in San Francisco and the Silicon Valley area, therefore people want to build a stadium in Oakland
Please stop posting. You are a literal fucking monkey brained retard. I don’t even care about the A’s. I’d rather they stay in Oakland because of their history, but you are a complete and utter moron.
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>>90854275
They're thriving so much that they're moving to San Francisco next season
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>>90854289
butthurt
How do you not remember Edwin Jackson's?
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why do neets and favella monkeys not understand The Bay =/= Cokeland?

next you'll be telling me Long Island is part of NYC
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is it based or cringe to buy tickets for games against shit teams like the reds so youre more likely to see a win?
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>>90854393
Pretty cringe desu.
>not buying tickets for games with the best pitching matchups
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>>90854393
Based because then less people go to the game, and you can more easily catch some dank foul balls. It's based and redpilled my friend. But actually the reds aren't shitty anymore but their fans don't travel so it evens out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EEMZETWn4c
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>>90854393
The 100+ IQ choice is to buy tickets for games with bobble head give aways. These happen to correlate directly with games against shit teams.
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>>90854329
he was being sacastic with my comments
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>yfw the FAs still available with only days to go until P&Cs can actually make their own team

C Martin Maldonado
1B Marwin Gonzalez
2B Derek Dietrich
SS Manny Machado
3B Josh Harrison
LF Adam Jones
CF Austin Jackson
RF Bryce Harper
DH Evan Gattis

SP Dallas Keuchel, Gio Gonzalez, Ervin Santana, Edwin Jackson, Clay Buchholz

RP Craig Kimbrel, a bunch of guys
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>>90854364
you even studied geography?
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>>90854452
The White Sox could only dream of a roster that good
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>>90854431
>But actually the reds aren't shitty anymore
kek you almost got me there friend!
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>>90854471
Favela monkey's really are this stupid.
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>>90854528
>Gnats
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>>90854480
That roster actually looks to be better than like 1/3rd of the entire league let alone the whos. They should make camp in Vegas and compete as a new team.
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>>90854178
SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!
>>
OFFICIAL UPDATED HARPER ODDS

1/1 GIANTS
5/2 PADRES
4/1 PHILLIES
15/2 DODGERS
10/1 NATIONALS
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>>90854178
Only one of these teams has won a World Series in the last 10 years
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>>90854658
>muh worlds eries
Based zoomer retard with no regard for legacy and history
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>>90854707
Most of the dodgers “history” is from the other side of the country.
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>>90854624
>GNATS
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>>90854707
>cusb
>legacy and history
I can think of at least 10 teams with better histories
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>>90854178
Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, and the Chicago Dogs?
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>>90854987
>dogs
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>>90854860
Reading comprehension much?
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I predict the Orioles will finish dead last again.
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I predict Bauer to seed and feed this year, formerly Mauer
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>>90855041
retard
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>>90855041
Uhhmmm... racist and sexist much?
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>>90855686
Bauer is a social construct
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>>90848284
richmond flying squirrels, they used to be the braves when I was growing up
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>>90854624
Is he only allowed to play in the National League?
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>>90856328
Why would he want to go to the arcade league?
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>>90849015
>Giants unwilling to pay Bryce Harper $300 million over 10 years
LOL GNATS
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>>90854743
>he actually believes that
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>>90856503
YOU MEAN GINTS
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>>90856945
San Fagsisco Gnats
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>>90856967
Very problematic
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HANDS
HOLDING HANDS
TOUCHING ME
TOUCHING YOU
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>>90856967
The baseball eagles are the gnats not the gints
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>>90857305
As a Washington Baseball Eagle fan, I second the motion
Nats=Gnats
Giants=Jints
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This is an outrage
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love me some baseball
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>>90857322
THird for baseball gnaegles
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>>90852668
heroic post
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Baseball? More like BASEDball
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pickle bryce signs this week
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>>90857594
more like Bauerball tbqh
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Bauer Boys and Harper Heads
Man vs God
Good vs Evil
One will emerge!!
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https://twitter.com/ChristianYelich/status/1095094043002863616

christian yelich has gained so much credibility in this post
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>>90857654
based yelich man of the people very likeable player
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Single game ticket presale tomorrow. I'mma try and score Opening Day tix. Wish me luck.
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>>90858160
Good luck Rendon
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>>90858160
glhf
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Who else has their tix for opening month?
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>>90857639
BAUIE AND SCHWARBIES FACE OFF AGAINST HARPIE AND HAMPLEHEADS!
Who wins?!
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Based Sosa
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BAUER BOYS *dab*

HARPER HEADS *dab*
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Oof my stomach is grumbling, I need to take a big fat YANKEES
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>>90858226
Not for opening day, but the first Saturday home game since I'm a wagecuck Monday to Friday
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Kek this general is descending into /hoc/ tier madness.
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>>90858615
for me, it's bauer boys
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>>90858615
Based Bauer Boys
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>ABG
Today was a bad day to open the thread

What a blasted idiot
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>>90858615
Bauer boys can suck my fuck. BASED Harper heads.
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Bauer Boys have fat hogs and Harper Heads have needledick peckers
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>>90837821
Bauer boys? More like gay boys.
Harper heads? More like diaper heads.
Schwarbies barbies? Now that's epic.
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>gnats
>gints

Haper to Phillies You heard it here
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Bases happer to the pillys
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I don't even like the Indians, but I am a Bauer boy
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>>90858226
Who else has ticks in their open mouths?
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does anyone even want machado? seems like everyone is fighting to become a harper head
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>>90858824
>based harper heads
>cringe Machado molesters
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>>90857680
Maybe if he weren't so butthurt
https://www.businessinsider.com/christian-yelich-manny-machado-dirty-player-2018-10
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>>90858226
>tfw no tickets
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>Want to buy 2019 baseball prospectus
>know it's a bad idea because it won't be updated for what teams free agents signed with and other transactions

What do I do lads? Buy it anyways and just write in it with a pen?
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>>90858824
Someone post the webm of Sale striking him out to answer your question.
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>>90858932
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Bauer boys
Hampleheads
Harperheads
Reckerposters
Discord Dudes
Gnats Ninnies
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The cchad harper
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Reckersuckers unite!
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>>90858969
What a lil bitch
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>>90859035
??
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>>90858824
Machado sucks
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>>90858971
>Bauer boys
>Hampleheads
>Harperheads
>Reckerposters
>Discord Dudes
>Gnats Ninnies
In what ways do these overlap?
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Lads I was browsing for HOT THOTS and found some based baseball
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjXeqmyVKw
Looks like based Chunchichui Dragons doing something. Can't tell yet. Looks like warmups. Possible spring training?
Didn't their season just end?
Oh well, U be UR own judge if u want 2.
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>>90859042
He's got anger issues man
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Is it any coincidence that the two biggest free agents have serious anger issues?

Nobody wants to sign Bryce or Machado because they're worried about what kind of savage thuggery will happen on the field.
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>>90859131
We've already seen Bryce Harper explosively angry. He needs to be sent to a sports psychologist.
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>>90859131
I think they have different problems. Machado seems to be the more serious headcase, not wanting to look like he's trying hard, being a bad judge of whether people are trying to make him look foolish, wanting to look like he doesn't care if people like him, etc.

>>90859259
Harper does want to look like the guy who hustles on every play, he wants to be liked by everyone, to be the all-American baseball hero. So when people he doesn't hold in high esteem chew him out, he gets defensive about it. He seems to respect history a lot though, and he has kind words and compliments to go around for everybody when he isn't on a rampage. I get the sense he respects authority too in the form of his managers and more experienced players on his team, just not umpires whom he views antagonistically to say the least.

The higher interest in Harper is probably because he'd be the easier player to deal with in the long run, with the better baseball mindset.
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Machado's the kind of dude who could smash the ball to the wall and get thrown out at first base for walking there

I bet it happens twice this season lads
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>>90859088
Based and Dragon pilled
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>>90858824
Machado is objectively the better player than Bryce, but Machado lost fans with his antics and he is one ugly looking guy
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>>90858824
That's because we have definitive proof that Machado gives 0 fucks by giving no effort in the WS of all times. That clearly translates into yet another guy who will mail it in as soon as he gets a big contract.

Harper is the exact same way but dumb or desperate enough teams can convince themselves otherwise by saying "he's HUNGRY!" because of the whole 0 playoff wins thing
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The Eric Hosmer contract
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>>90859614
EPIC MOTHERFUCKING POST
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>>90859665
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Kyler Murray is a dumb fuck 5'8" meme.
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>>90859770
Bases
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>>90859491
Manny looks like a loser who spends half his life getting shot down by solid 7s in the club.

>>90859596
Yeah bro, my team's out of the running for both of them too.
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somebody roll for next thread's patron saint
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>>90859882
>old guys
Get the fuck out of here, Ohio
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Imagine living in Arizona.
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>>90859882
rolan for teh lulz

>filename
dont OD before the season bud this is the most exciting team the Reds have fielded in a while
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>>90859911
imagine being a machado manlet
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>>90859894

damn, '89 looked promising for our boy. the show is brutal
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>The absolute state of Ohio
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>>90859911
scottsdale seems nice but its inhabitable in the summer. Also flagstaff is beautiful, high desert underrated
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>>90859894
>active patron saints
have to be retired to be canonized
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>>90859935
>caring
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>the absolute debilitated state of Blowhio
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>>90859947
>pretty to look at
Too bad there's nothing to do there except get drunk
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>>90859967

> not caring about our goofy, bean-faced, bang-laden saint
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>>90858783
>you
>having to go back
Pick both.
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>>90860023
>here lies Les Lancaster
>he was fast
>the ball was faster
RIP
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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>Florida
>Ohio
>Arizona
You all suck spicy dick, gtfo.
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>>90860052

kek
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this is my first second following baseball bauer is just so based and red pilled
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NEW baseballbros
>>90860105
>>90860105

>>90860105
>>90860105
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>>90859882
Based Les Lancaster
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>>90860114
based early autist bro
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>>90860101
pills are a 30-day suspension, younganon
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>>90860132
>caring
Bad news: Spotted the autist, and it isn't him.
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>500
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Fuck Harper and machado
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>>90860158
>no you
I literally dont make threads so I wouldnt give a shit either way, I just know this gets a rise out of you
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>>90858969
How the fuck could any team pay 300 fucking million for this?



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