on time edition
Is this a fruad?
TGIFThank God it's Finland
>>90172906you just KNOW
This is the thread
god i fucking HATE f*nns
RIP grease and Portugal friendship, that smelly retard almost had a friend on here.
>>90172924LOVE handsome Finns
>>90172955it was the only good thing about my day watching those 2 fight
Working onan exposé about how goalies are whiny faggots that are PURPOSELY letting in own goals this season and making more bad giveaways from the corners so on the box sheet it looks like everybody's letting more goals inJust so they can go back to having bigger pads
I don't care lol
>>90172962why don’t exposé your little dick?
>>90172937Why so, lad?
>>90172962In my younger years at races (bmx) some of the older kids would intentionally perform bad in some races so they wouldnt get bumped up a tier, that way they could dominate in first winning all kinds of trophies among us rather than come in last with people their own age and size, it was bs Im sure theres some nuances like what you describe in competitive hockey that arent discussed but still takes place
It might be short but it's got a 120 flex
This __(country) is just ___ Finns
>>90173001yeah the flyers purposefully haven't won a stanley cup since 1974 because they dont want teams to play as hard against them, it's a pretty smart strategy
LOVE Finnish goalersHATE Russian goalers
Portugal didn't cut any promosI called him out on his racism (I don't care about the americans of both countries, but Portugal and I are supporting the same team so I didn't stand for it) and he resorted on cursing.Then, he said "we can get along if you keep /pol/ to /pol/" after participating in the circlejerk of insulting me.It was I who went over.
americlaps, amerifats. amerilarps
>>90173043liked and subscribed
>grease still seething
It reeks in here
>>90172955Did it end badly? Last I saw was Portugal saying he didn't like the political postsPortugals a great poster any way
more like portubro
based grease and his coke benders
>>90172937Isn't your country just one giant drug cartel?
>>90173099He joined the grease mocking party like any great /hoc/ poster.
>>90173099lol, of course 14-0 likes Portugal, he would like anyone against me, that's how much his ass hurts>>90173087but I am right thoughPortugal was seethingwhy would he resort to cursing?
for me it's scoring 18 playoff goals in 89 games played
what thread was the greece-portugal gamethread? looks like i have some /hoc/-lore to catch up on
>>90173102lel, you're one to speak
>>90172960It seems I'm the only one adding any sauce to your lives and in these threads in generalI'll be off for a while
>>90173135All of last nights threads 2bh. Theyre peppered with the portugal/grease autism
>>90173117He's even more based than before then
>>90173135like 2 threads ago
How's everyone doing? Is grease still salty? Is water still wet?
it had been a while since we had an epic grease coke bender, and there was portigal autismo to answer, i only hope the two russians fighting each other in last thread will be as glorious
>>90173174Doing better than last night for sure.
can grease and portugay even skate?
>>90173174Good morning portubro, my team lost so im quietly seething
So this is the thread, then?
I have returned to post slags
>that one kid who sucked at skating and always blamed it on his unsharpened ice skates
>>90173239Yes this is shall
>that guy who can't shoot for shit but always looks at his stick after shooting
>>90173218go knights :3
>>90173252>Checks the tape after missing a wrister
>>90173243But they were really unsharp
is there a player with better footwork and edge control than crosGOD?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwK2ECscX4
>>90173252But my technique is perfect so it's gotta be the stick's fault
>>90173277Yes, and his name is osGOD
Ummmmm can we please stop objectivity women please? It's 2019. I'm an Avs fan btw
>>90173013Thats not what I suggested, my example was anecdotal that ive seen people in sports not care about their team, the league, or the sport, just what they wanted, and the ones who couldnt get it were seething little shits I recall the recent video, i forget what nhl team it was, where the players were talking trash about their own head coach, said their team meetings were a waste of time, etcI wouldnt trust players like that, worried theyre not committed, will play half assed every other game, wont take the coach seriously, might even make an intentional bad play from time to time out of spite over some mundane dispute had in the locker room or for getting chewed out at practice over something, they already dont feel theyll make it to ploffs, what do they have to lose? Not breaking any rules by 'accidently' turning over the puck on a play your HC argued with you about the night before Its not farfetched, doesnt mean its common either, but I doubt its unheard of Has a goaltender played sloppy with a legitimate 'idgaf anymore, Im on a contract' attitude this season? Idknot with lightning (haven't missed any of their games, has been no division among players and staff)
>>90173309was talking about players, not BASED goalieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Vq0fA0W1I
>>90173341autists have a hard time understanding jokes
>>90173353I assumed it was a retort with some attempt at being witty applied to it
autists run /sp/
>>90173361I liked you better in prison
>literally 4 (FOUR) /hoc/ threads on the front page right nowalso>rags
>>90173346Oh. I'm sorry. But I'm glad you recognize a fantastic goalie when you see one
>>90173384lad, whenever the hasb were getting killed in the playoffs, all my life detroit has been my fall back team and i was going crazy when they won the cup for the last time in 97-98-02-08
>>90173122>why would he resort to cursing?because this is 4channel, fuckwit
>my fall back team
In all honesty, who's the best goalie of all time? Hasek? Roy? Brodeur?
>>90173421brodeur without question m8
>>90173416the hasb sucked hard for years, i needed one to stay sane
>>90173421>he doesn't even know the basics
>>90173440Either this gif moves slower than my alcoholic uncle or my internet is taking a vancouver on me
>>90173467That's the exact gif. It was supposed to be a """""""""""""funny""""""""""""" swedish ad of H&S with kekvist
>>90173407For me? You're a good fro.. friend :)Glad to have you around here in /hoc/. I have to go now, but I hope I'll run into you another time. Ps. For me it's also hoping that the habs will have a good swede some day. Would be nice to see, a team with a lot of cool history.
>>90173421based BROdeur. I wish he was still with my debbies
Really want a team Finland Laine jersey
holy shit i didn't remember that pat kane scored in his own nethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v6_oXtwAYE
>>90173484bonne journée sven
>favorite team>favorite theme parkPreds Dollywood
>>90173467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODP1iFdQ6Tsin case you want to watch it
>greaces capitalism rantsi feel dirty for having replied to him
>>90173440HEAD AND SHOULDERS*splurt, splurt*Ok, I'm backI'll probably have a job by next weekA childhood friend of mine died yesterday, we were told today.Life goes on, it must go onPortushit, you fucking disgusting fascho, I can skate circles around you on ice.The fact that you even doubt who the best goalies is, shows that despite watching hockey for decades, you still lack basic sports comprehension, that's because you are fat, short and incompetent.I fucking rule. I can not be eclipsed. My only opponent is death. Knock on wood. And then, knock on my wood and jerk me off.
>>90173421Honestly probably FleuryHardest competition3 cups5 finalsSmaller and smaller padsPlaying for teams with shit defense
>>90173545it appears grease did a few lines of coke, the shit show is starting
>>90173545die gommie scum
>>90173421Hasek by a landslide
>>90173564GORHONEN>>90173565>seething>>90173587out of 10
If you don't rate Ken Dryden then you need to leave.
>>90173600Hahaha what a bust, no wonder penguins didn't protect him
>tfw grease supports your teamconsidering jumping ship to the flames or something at this point
>>90173628Finally some true hockey fan appeared.
For me it's Ken Os"Bad"
>>90173517AvsSuper Nintendo World
>>90173628Well, in that case I'd have to consider Tretiak too.
>>90173614>tfw you will never shoot deep in her five-hole
>andersen is the top vezina contender this seasonIs goaltending in NHL unironically dead.
>>90173600>that hookNo call on the play either. Hockey sure has changed.
>>90173545grease posting with death or glory mentality i like it
Why is bulju so dumb?
>>90173689May the grand hockey khanate live for a thousand years
Why is grease such a little weirdo?
I flunked out of university recentlyif this post number is odd, I hang myself
>>90173728>off by onedamn
FUCK BING BINGFUCK SWEDENFUCK GAYBRIEL LANDESCOCKPATE IS RICHARD WINNER PATE TO ALL STAR GAME JETS TO STAN CUP Aabslotuley fuming. Shal be going to bar this afternoon and telling everybody how I feel
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/90164451/#90164880the one that started it allbased poo peeland
Lads take a look and meme Bulju and >Finnish goaltending>>90173730
>>90173662I try to not rate players who didn't play in the NHL back then, since they so rarely played with their NHL peers, it's hard to fairly value them when the sample size is so small.Though Tretiak played very well against what is arguably the best hockey team of all time, behind a somewhat comparable soviet squad. So, from i remember of him, i'd rate him above Bernie Parent and at best closer to Dryden than others.
>>90173740go get some legal weed lmao and chillax
>>90173748Fair enough! Then we gotta consider Terry Sawchuk, right?
>>90173728>>90173744Well I guess I'm sticking around for a while. fuck
>>90173740Can I come? I have some strongly worded opinions I would like to express.
>>90173763Now you get odd
>>90173722until you start contributing slags you can kindly shut the fuck up grease
>>90173545>A childhood friend of mine died yesterdaygrease - the stranger
>>90173777based digits and based post
>>90173778filename reads wrong, should be>2 faggots dancing
>>90173777checked and basedpilled
>>90173748>I try to not rate players who didn't play in the NHLIIHF did it for you though, Tretiak > Dreyden in their opinion, and IIHF hates Russia.
>>90173777checked and based
>>90173801>iihf hates russia>was literally the only reason OAR got to play despite OAR not being a top 12 hockey countryHmmmm
>kitties against flamsi am not sure i should bother staying upatleast i will have had a good sleep and see in the morning if they won or lost
>>90173801>IIHF hates RussiaHow so?
>>90173837just go to bed at 8 and wake up 4 in the morning
>>90173777this is the hockey thread>>>/s/
>>90173678It's at the end of a decade and a bit cycle. Teams don't know if they should trust their young goalies when the vets seem more consistent and less rattled by bad games and the general ups and downs of an NHL team. The current vets (Fleury, Price, Luongo, Quick, Rask, Rinne, Bobrovsky, Holtby, Jones, Dubnyk, Crawford, Andersen, Elliot, Lundqvist, Talbot, Hutton, Howard) will slowly fade away now and be replaced by their teams coming of age goalies (24-27). There are already a few teams doing this, and doing it well. Hellebuyck, Vasilevskiy, Gibson, Murray (though Penguins were forced to do this; I'm sure they'd prefer to have Fleury back), Rittich. Then there are the real young goalies that are already stealing jobs: Hart and Blackwood.
>>90173781what do you mean?
>>90173762Everyone seem to rate him at the very best, top 10 all time. Even though he played in a different era he had close to 1000 games played, 103 shoutouts and 446 wins. Won't be comparing him against the goalies of the late 70's and onwards. Still, he's a case of durability, despite the injuries, consistency and the classical goalie craziness, he and Esposito are probable the template for the goalie mindset.>>90173801Well everyone has their opinion and seeing how much of Dryden's success you can attribute to the formidable system of Scotty Bowman and Sam Pollock in front of him, it's not suprising that on the international scene you'd rate Tretiak above him and everyone else of the time.
>>90173872that's why i'm posting hockey slags you dumb fuckgo back to doing blow or bankrupting your economy or whatever the fuck you do
>>90173872could you not sperg out about pieraats this thread
>>90173863im just expecting them to lose again tallon is wanting a playoff run so i doubt there is anything big happening trade wise, unless they go for a new goaliehttps://www.sportsnet.ca/650/the-program/dale-tallon-panthers-push-get-playoffs/should just bring up montembeaulthttps://www.eliteprospects.com/player/187526/sam-montembeault
Milkers > ButtsHockey
>>90172906if you were rick nash, would you give all the money you made if there was a way to reverse the brain injuries that will probably cause CTE-fueled rage and/or dementia before age 50
>>90173922>pieraatsI'll post river rats>>90173916uhhh, I think I already told you >>>/s/what are you still doing here?
>>90173885we signed jones to a six year extension last year though
>>90173967Exactly like mine my Dane friend. I only voted landeskog because that girl has a five star 10/10 ass
>>90173959rick nash will probably end up being a regular poster on /hoc/ and be bullied to death>rags
>>90173916>hotel roomBet she's not even from Winnipeg
>>90173980There will be a few vets who hang on going forward, but the league will be dominated by the 20-27 year olds going forward. Sorry to tell you this, but San Jose is in for some rough years going forward.
>>90173841René mocks us in literally ever way he can, his dev-plans for european hockey never included us, his punishments for misbehavior usually hard. It's understandable tho, but justified? Meh.>>90173826You really should blame Gary for shitty olympics. Now imagine KHL isn't participating as well. Who the fuck would watch this? Hockey and figure skating are two main reasons why we have winter olympics in the first place.>>90173896That's fair. Still, disregarding players just because they never played in NHL a bit retarded imo.
>>90173981Redditsbog fucking sucks
I DEMAND more Québécois cutes
>>90173973you're the one who doesn't belong here you oversized monkey, does your backwater shithole of a country even play hockey?
>>90174063stop posting my gf anna
>>90174046i can provide that friendo
>>90174072He’s the final solution to the Jewish question
>>90174079imagine smelling her hair
>>90174063lol, I'll post wherever I want
>>90173967thank godbarkov can rest
>>90174128great, then don't tell me where to post you obtuse cunt>>90174106have another
Thinking about getting a finnish puppy and naming him BARKov
>>90174166>posting slagsuhmmmm, >>>/s/ is that way...?
>>90174172good postDoes anyone have that one hockey doggo pic with like 10 different dogs saved
>>90174206SHUT UP, NERD!/sp/ is a REAL MAN'S board, I think you should maybe check out >>>/hm/
>>90174236i didn't know that was gay porn
>>90174249i'm sorry tutankhamun
>>90174236>a REAL MAN'S boardLMAO, I'm the realest motherfucker in here, I have never heard of what you are sayingkeep seethingalso, I didn't know >>>/hm/ existance LMAOway to set yourself up
>>90174206hang yourself you disgusting fuck, i bet i could braid your back hair
>>90174270If that were really the case, you'd stfu and let people post qt hockey fans in peace
>>90174297this ladys titties be tarded
>>90174297>i bet i could braid your back hairdo you know how to braid hair?Where did you learn that?
>people still haven’t filtered it
>>90174395>can't deny he's hairier than a fucking chimpi'm sure i can find some greek qt to teach me, god knows you're not fucking any of them
what’s a good betting website for north americans? looking to lose some money
>>90174428Venmo me and I'll place your bets
>>90174452No I wanna do it myself
>>90173530fuck legolandit smells like child shit everywhere and people act disrespectful as fuck towards you working there
>>90174426and god doesn't exist, sooooooo...dude, just stop, you're BTFOing yourself at this momentand for your information, I can post slags better than 3/4 of what has been posted here, it'sjust that I respect this general, unlike you
Green shirt = Finland Red shirt = Canada White shirt = USA Manlet = Sweden Flannel shirt = Russia
Thinking about how if I ever met grease at the ODRs I'd forecheck him over the boards into the snow
Spent like an hour on the toilet today lads
>>90174513same, that liter of vodka and box of kraft dinner worked me over like a hog
>>90174499>hanging out in a place full of niggersWho Finland thinks he is? Vincent the Invulnerable?
>>901744993 guys = MexicoThey obviously needed back up
>>90174499Me in the gray hoodie
>>90174486>that butterfacelay off the coke and get some sunlight greasealternatively, suicide is a great option for you
>>90174537Chicanos are deluded to thinking blacks like them. The chi probably said nigga
>>90174566>2/10, would not banglel, VIRGIN
sometimes i click post without doing the captcha to see if it'll let meit does occasionally
>>90174566i bet shes really boring like the sharks
>>90174611>he doesnt trade in his (you)s for a 4channel passSad
>>90174637How to convert (you) to btc?
Anyone have any more fight webms? I love a good fracas
>>90174624that's shopped on my friend
Rick Nash is retiring
>>90174072Some winger who is stapled to McDavid's hip
>>90174678>dat dancing girlamazing
>>90174705I thought he did after last season>dick rash
>>901745669/10. would eat
>>90174705I guess he'll never get his rings or his bitches then
>only shit teams todaygrimgo knights
>west coast road trip HEEMING the “state” of Communistfornia one by one
>>90174705>yfw Rick Nash actually posts here via a proxy
You get one bullet to kill either grease or k*ppers. Who would you choose, /hoc/?
>>90174806hopefully its a collateral
>>90174806But I’ve got hundreds of bullets anon
>>90174730He went to FA. Nobody wanted to sign him
>>90174806Kill myself obviously. Would die for legal possession naturally.
>>90174806grease obviously, at least kipshit has an ass
>>90174834Based Russian doing the world a favor
>>90174842That's a man, baby
>>90174842>you go on a /hoc/ meeting>go into bathroom>you see thiswhat is the next step of your action?
>>90174933do a 360 and walk away
salt and vinegar desu
>>90174933Remind the room that Barkov is the most underrated player in the league that Tavares is overrated shit
>>90174483What? The one in Billund, Denmark?Never had any trouble with littering all over the place, and the staff is always super kind from my experienceI've had a season pass for the last 3 years straight too, going there fairly often
reminder that I love all of you because Jesus told me that was a cool thing to do
>>90175203Based devoted Christian
/hoc/ is and always will be a Christian nation
BREAKINGOilers trade Ryan Nugent-Hopkins to Flyers for Wayne Simmonds + 1rst rnd pick
Lads, the top 2 Flames forwards are tied with the top 2 Oilers forwards in both goals and assists right now.Johnny Gaudreau and Connor McDavid are both at 26 Goals and 40 Assists.Sean Monahan and Leon Draisaitl are both at 23 Goals and 31 Assists.>McDavid + Draisaitl = $21M per year>Gaudreau + Monahan = $13.125M per year
>>90175258>McDavid and Draisaitl carry their team by themselves>Johnny Fuckboy and Monahan have a solid supporting cast to back them upBut ya, having high contracts vs lower to average contracts isn't a great way to form a good team.
LOL, OILERS TRADED NUGENT-HOPKINS TO THE FLYERS FOR WAYNE SIMMONDS.
*demands a trade out of ohio in your path*
>>90175250HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE
>>90175250>trade a worse player for a better player and a 1st rounderbelievable until you realize the soilers would never make a good trade but then somewhat believable again when you remember it's the flyers. overall a good effort.
>>90175305more like Johnny Scores-a-lot
>>90173359You know what?Portubro can stay. There, I said it.
>>90175432>>90175432he has to apologise first.Here's what I said
>>90175432you know what FUCK YOU gary
If Portufriend could use those EU travel laws to just hop on over to Greece and assassinate the greaseposter, that'd be great, too.
Rick Nash is taking this whole "Secret Weapon" strategy a bit too far.
Watch the real GOAT in actionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jih_Ss9sCBI
Now this is epic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM9w1pRFHmo
>>90175250 Ah man.. I like Simmonds. RNH is a welcome addition though.
Real blockbuster of the day>Trade: #Sens acquire defenceman Cody Goloubef from Boston in exchange for forward Paul Carey
>>90175059nevermind brother i didn't see your country therecalifornia here. ours is ass
So Canada wants 1 million more new Canadians next year. Hopefully those guys from the desert can play hockey.
>>90175889Literally glass the middle east.
>>90175059>>90175837as a worker people are disrespectful as fuck towards you there. people with small children can be really shit
Just got home from vacationIs /hoc/ still into bing bing wahoo posting?
>>90175987BING BING FUCK THE AVS :D
>>90175987You toke yet breh?
>>90175987with how effectively it triggers colorado fans>yes
>>90176008Not yet, was going to go to the dispo today and pick up some edibles but it's snowing fairly hard so I might just stay homeWish we had weed delivery like they have in Canada
>>90175987yes, anyone who disagrees is a faggott. denver
>>90175837Aaah alright, fair enough m8>>90175928That sucks, I'd imagine you'll meet a lot of stock up and entitled parents/people working in theme parks desu :/
>>90174806line them up
When did the news about Rick Nash's retirement break?https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/jan/11/rick-nash-retires-concussions-head-injuries>
Does anyone have a soundbite of BING BING WAHOOI tried to find it and all I got was the powerrup noise when they kill a penalty
>>90175889Yeah and let’s stick them all in densely populated cities like Toronto and Vancouver with a housing crisis rather than the prairies whose number one export is open space
>>90175913you're saying this to upset Egypt, but Egypt is not in the middle east. Also, fuck you and your sentiments
>>90176087you'll have to splice these togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY_2ABINVghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY_2ABINVghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjA0Cmxm4wc
>>90176040What is a fairly hard for your city/state? A little blizzard can't stop /hoc/
>>90176111blacks only care about the concrete jungle, they don't give a fuck about the outdoors. you'll never see a prairie nigger
>>90176024then post away my friend>>90176154I live in Evergreen, which is in the foothills. Closest dispensary is all the way in Idaho Springs, which isn't a fun drive in the snow.
>>90176204>Evergreendude weed lmao :Dbut seriously, looks comfy/boring like it should
imagine being forced to live in ohio
>>90176204>wife's boyfriend dropping me of at the Avs game bing bing wahooooo
>>90175987BING BING WAHOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWGlR4uPo8Q
Finnish newspaper did 2022 Olympics "dream" line-up.Hyökkäysketjut:Patrik Laine (23) – Aleksander Barkov (26) – Mikko Rantanen (25)Teuvo Teräväinen (27) – Sebastian Aho (24) – Kaapo Kakko (21)Artturi Lehkonen (26) – Jesperi Kotkaniemi (21) – Mikael Granlund (29)Joonas Donskoi (29) – Erik Haula (30) – Kasperi Kapanen (25)Joel Armia (28)Puolustajaparit:Miro Heiskanen (22) – Rasmus Ristolainen (27)Esa Lindell (27) – Markus Nutivaara (27)Olli Määttä (27) – Sami Vatanen (30)Henri Jokiharju (22)Maalivahdit:Tuukka Rask (34)Mikko Koskinen (33)Juuse Saros (26)
>>90176310>no buljucringe and mongolpilled
>>90176310>slow Olli Määttä over our plethora of promising young defendersi certainly hope not
>>90176316whoa buddy language! wouldnt want grreece to go apeshit again now would we?
>>90176310>Teuvo Teräväinen (27) – Sebastian Aho (24) – Kaapo Kakko (21)What a fucking line that would be.
>>90176337fuck off nigger i don't give a fuck about people of other colors. get the fuck out you ape, my brother
>>90176353what are they doing?
>>90173675that laffer is really taking it all in
>>90176361the blonde lady
>>90176361bit hard to tell when THIS >>90176353 retard decided to post a fucking thumbnail
>>90176310>Kaapo Kakko>this is an actual name
>>90173675what kind of breed is that oilers woman next to the cheerleader
>>90176310looks good, especially the forwards. the finnish golden generation isn't a joke.would take rinne or saros as first goalie desu.
>>90174806>year of our lord two thousand and three plus eight>still cant comprehend that grease is kippersi seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>90176356Why? Sounds average at best, especially when there's already Barkov and Rantanen.
>>90176401Rinne would be quite old in 2022
>21:21>#21 >2 goals>1 assist2 1 21 21 21
>tfw ted will never get permabannedliving in ohio rots your brain
>>90176310That 1st line could be pretty good if Laine has learned how to play hockey outside of shooting by then. Of course he wouldn't have to do much with barkoc and rantanen.
>>90176420>he doesn't know
>>90176443pssss leaf there's this trick where if you reset your router or do whatever to change your IP and delete your 4chan cookies you instantly get an unban dont tell the mods i told you this
>>90176443they would have to range ban ohio ipsnot that it would be a bad thing
>>90176453nice reflection there buddy
>>90176424good point, i treated the list in terms of players' current talent. rask is only two years younger though.also in that case, it's hard to slot kotkaniemi as third center. the guy an 18 year-old center, he could massively bust or massively awaken in the next 4 years.
>>90176453You could say, he was on point
>>90176310>Rask as starting goalie>no Jokiharju, Vaakanainen etc on defense>no Lundellotherwise it looks okay I guess
Why are you guys so obsessed with Ohio
>>90176453Just keep shoveling him free powerplays until he scores.
just woke up t: blog pro
>>90176453>Skinner got into the ASG over PointI understand why, but Point was robbed.
>>90176465only works if you have a dynamic IP. and it doesn't always work, you can still get rangebanned
>>90176508Nothings free except kittens
>>90176511huomentaWill you be joining us for the 'Canes game tonight, friend?
just woke up.dreamt about bulju again.
>>90176519gary's little circus sucks anyway
>>90176453>Name is Point>Gets more than a point per game
>>90176522Right, I forgot. They've really gotta work for those powerplays by tumbling to the ice like a fucking soccer player any time someone brushes past them.
>>90176534How would you like a one-game suspension, then?
dick rash has now officially retired.
it's funny how little tampa winning so much means since they're massive chokers. nobody even cares
>>90176519no he wasnt you stupid tranny
>>90176549>your punishment for skipping the All-Star game, which would've taken away from the vacation that you wanted during the All-Star break... is to be given extra vacationI don't know if they really thought this through.
>Mememan retires>No copypasta on /hoc/am disappoint
>>90176594they lose money when suspended and their team mates should lose respect for them
>>90176594you most likely dont get paid for the 1 game you are suspended. also you might not get paid contract bonuses for making the ASG if you skip out on it.
>>90176547Embelishing/diving is a two minute minor in nhl, this isnt soccer Refs would have made a call on both players if one hooked/tripped whatever and the other tried to play it off as worse than it really was or takes an obvious fake tumble or whateverThere was one or two 4 v 4s last game where both teams got attention from ref at same time
>>90176626This is how the story of Rick Nash ends.Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
>>90176626it was posted when the news first broke pekka
>>90176626/hoc/ has changed
>>90176536>Patrick Kane>can walk just fine on his own
>>90176665>Refs would have made a call>implying that refs always make the right call
>>90176629i'm sure every capitals player is losing respect for ovi as we speak gary
>>90176689>implying this is the first time ive heard refpuck excuse from a coping fan
>>90176697ove is the worst fucking example since he was both a captain and publicly stated it was an honour to be nominated after it was announcedtainted legacy
Just woke up and realized I didn't live in Ohio
>>90176705It's okay for you to be wrong.
today i am grateful that i'm not an overweight pothead homosexual virgin that lives in ohio
>>90176720Wait, what?Did he sneak his girlfriend into the locker room between periods or something?
>>90175889Trudeau knows he's on his way out, so he's flooding the big cities with liberal voters
>>90176761the immigrants that he is bringing in now wont have lived in canada long enough to vote in the next election tho?
>>90176761don't know who's more of a joke, trudeau, scheer, or singh. grim times ahead.
>>90176761literally no one else to vote forhairboi isnt going anywhere
>>90176788Just gotta change that pesky little law, too. :^)
>>90176788if you're talking about the illegals filling up toronto and montreal then the waiting list for some of them to get deported takes up to 2 years because there's so many of them. and by then they all have kids so because of that they're automatically canadian citizens
>>90176788he's not doing it because he wants them to reelect him, he's doing it because daddy George Soros told him too
>>90176820>and by then they all have kids so because of that they're automatically canadian citizensI thought that >we were the only ones dumb enough to still have birthright citizenship.
>>90176820their kids cant vote until they are 18+ tho.
>>90176788great lets all vote to send them back lol
>>90176729can you give me a timestamp from the game, a youtube clip, gif, or webm of the alleged dive you are angry about from last nights game?
>>90176820the immigrants and refugees that came here while harper was in charge have lived in canada long enough to be citizens and vote tho. did you think justin invented the refugee program or something?
>>90176838it's dumb, but it's only recently become an abused system by the chinks and """"refugees"""" from africa who fly over to the US then cross illegaly at Roxham Road. toronto especially has it pretty bad, they're even starting to use hotels to shelter them wile also having a ton of demands
>>90176879there's more now because of social media. they all tell each other canada is some haven through free communication apps like whatsass and of course trudeau being a retard
Finn and Swedehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxachiyuK4M
>>90176798scheers a joke, but at least he has smart economic policy, and Canada needs that right now with the debt that JT has put us in. I would love to see an underdog like Bernier get elected, but the older voting base are going to vote for whoever is on the conservative ticket so I don't think max stands a chance. I'll begrudgingly vote for Andy because I want JT gone
So is Bob traded yet or not?
>>90176923go look up roxham road
cry about these immigrants and refugees all you want, they still work harded than the natives lolsome poor shmuck has to pour your coffee at tims and it aint gonna be me
>>90176913Jesus what a thot
>>90176879the Syria crisis that sent fuckloads of migrants everywhere happened after Harper left office, you can't blame him for that one. immigration has risen 10 fold since prime minister fuckboy took office (same with the national debt)
>>90176936t. projecting champagne socialist
>>90176917god i hate albortionsdug this grave yourselves voting in the ndp lol
I bought some blueberry pie guys
>>90176936if you want a country without immigrants you just end up like japan. even as industrious and hard-working as as japs are they still can barely even afford to take care of their aging citizens.
>>90176947Such is the nature of the eternal Swede.
politics, on MY /hoc/?
>>90176951t. child of an immigrant family
>>90176964you sure did
>>90176953get fucked, you know nothing about my provincial politics. NDP was voted in to get that corrupt cock sucker Jim Prentice out of office. Notley has been a disaster and her approval ratings is at like 30%, she's gone next year. Albertans hate you back
>>90176917fuck that. i'm voting for /ourguy/ bernier. i don't like strategic voting, because in some cases there are enough people in agreement with the underdog to give him an actual chance. it's hard to judge the size of a movement as an individual.if the other establishment dummies are even a little afraid of their irrelevance due to an outside party, i'll be happy.
>>90176972automation and robots are going to fix japans problems, not importing a bunch of third worlders. we should take a page out of their book
>>90177014>cutting off your nose to spite your face typical albortion movealso you dont know a damn thing about so dont be making assumptions retard
>>90176981and the other is her brother
alright that's enough /pol/shit for today
>>90177030thats not going to happen for at least another decade. and that doesnt help the japs that work 20hour a day office jobs. by that point a whole generation will have been cucked by their parents.
>>90176988Glad to have you with us, fren.Should be a good one.
>>90176913she could stand to lose 15 lbs
guys i really hate immigrants
>>90177062especially fingols that come here to play hockey.
>>90177039>also you dont know a damn thing about so dont be making assumptions retardthat sentence doesn't even make sense. you're the real retard here
>>90176913this poor porker kid is spanking his meat to incest pov porn every night
>>90177005he sure did
>>90177062Who immigrates to Finland? That's a pretty long walk.
>>9017705210 years of hardship to preserve your race and culture sounds like a fair trade to me
Could Alberta conceivably vote to secede from Canada and join the US?
>>90177097Not if you do it on horseback. It’s mostly a clear shot from the steppe
>>90176111how do you even export open space LMAOa this canadian doesn't even get basic concepts
>>90177097i wonder if there is anything that Pierre can do, that ISN'T creepy af
>>90177111grease please are you going scorched earth now
>>90176936This is true. When I worked overnight security and would stop at Sheetz at 6am for something to eat afterwards, it would be bumpin with illegals getting their breakfast before heading to the mines.
>>90177118>not liking PierreOUT OUT OUT
>>90177080about me.there you go, since you dont even have the reading comphrensions skills neccessary to infere a wordnot that is suprising at all given your province of birth lol
i'm unironically enjoying nhl 19, well worth the 29 bux
>>90177102yeah it's possible, and we'd only need 51% of Albertans to agree to it in order for it to happen.
>>90177118yeah that's just for show he's actually a very caring lover
>>90177098thats easy for you to say when you arent even the one getting cucked. their population is steadily declining because they are too busy working. in another 10+ years the current generation will be too old to have children and the burden gets pushed further down the timeline.
>>90177111fuck off commie
>>90177125>I don't realize that they're working for less than minimum wage under threat of deportation, essentially being used as a modern serf class / borderline slave labor>I'm too stupid to understand the concept of wage compression, and how it affects everyone elseGo ahead, keep supporting what the corporations want. Maybe we'll bring about the cyberpunk dystopia even sooner.
>>90177140keep dreamingontario will flood you with pooskins to sway the vote like they did quebec
>>90177140I, for one, would welcome our long-lost cowboy brothers with open arms.
>>90176913uhmmm....she's got a bulge
>>90177136"infere"? lol that isn't even a wordI'm not gonna listen to an idiot like you try to preach politics to me when it's clear you don't even possess the cognitive capacity to write in English properly
>>90177180I hope you've come to terms with the fact that he won't be staying in Toronto once his current contract is up. They simply won't have cap room for him.Chances are, he's coming home to where his dad played.
>>90174002>San Jose is in for some rough years going forward.>implying that hasn't been the case for the entire history of the franchise
>>90177172>t. lazy neet who lives with mommy and daddy
>>90177054how hard did you get fucked last night by the Lighning? I didn't check the highlights.
>>90177219>if you understand economics, you're a lazy neetNot sure I follow the thread of logic there, friend.
/hockey/ sure is gay today
Someone tell Greece to stop (you)ing me, I don't respond to him.
>>90177231wouldnt mind a hug today desu
>>90177231t. casual fans of /hoc/
>>90177183If it were to happen, I think Albertans would have learned from the Quebec separatists and prevent Ontario from sending busloads of people to sway the vote. Quebec might even try to leave again if they see us trying.
>>90177146oh shit, nobody noticed this but you my friend!>>90177172based>>90177125humans are not illegal
QUICK QUESTION /hoc/key faggotsWHY aren't you watching college /hoc/ right now?
>>90177207that fine, ill keep enjoying the tire fire that is alberta economics from a safe distancekeep blaming big bad justin for all your woes lad
>>90177228It's probably the fact you went on an autistic rant because someone agreed with a leaf.
>>90177248politics is grease tier. shall stop back when we discus what's the best type of wood for a sauna
>>90177217Very true, and it's a shame, but I have the feeling >we have to let go of a fair share of players to keep the big boys signed
>>90177190Based. I think a future with America would be a lot brighter for than a future with Canada. This marxist hellscape is going to hell in a handbasket.
>mfw the NHL goes on lockout and my entire channel becomes dedicated to talking about the KHL
>>90177257>college sportsYeah, that's gonna be a "shan't" from me.
>>90177256*hugs you back*love you, no homo
>come to /hoc/ for the latest hockey news and insights>end up beating my dick to slagswhy did you do this? i do not want this
Suck on my wiener /hoc/
>>90177278Birch.It's not even debatable, ask any finn and they say birch
Alright, sorry for getting all political. you can tell it's a sore spot for us with the current state of things. Shall go back to talking about hockey
>>90177294Maybe learn to control yourself, friend.Don't let your limbic system run your life.
>>90177257because the only team i have any reason to be interested in is Univ. of New Hampshire and they suck outside of their best 2-3 players
>>90177307How big, denmark
>>90177321why do you even care? neither side cares about you. they only care about the rich people. they are both just going to fuck you in the ass dry to help the rich get richer.
>>90176040delivery driver gonna be here in 30 with a half o for mewhere you at brother? san diego here
>>90177320This. Also you get good tinder material from the bark of it
>>90177339For me, it's 6' 2/5.
>>90177321Funny enough it's a completely manufactured issue from the right just because they've been fucking up royally the last few months and need a distraction.
>>90177369anon, your post is against the rules...
>>90177354I agree with you politicians are all crooked cocksuckers. But come on now, don't get me going again
>>90177389Forgot a ' there friend, sorry.
It will be the sockeyeshttps://twitter.com/ChrisDaniels5/status/1083184323681906688
>>90177414english mohammed :^)
>>90177415i dont like how gary was talking about potential issues they could run into hosting a winter classic game at the boreball stadium. hasnt he learned that the handegg field works much better by now? its the same shape as the rink.