*enters to an english pub*>"What's up my dudes, y'all heard about Steph Curry and Pat Mahomes bruh?"What do you think they did to him?
idk everyone loves chad
>>90171550Haha that idiot lost an eye.
>>90171550*enters into an american job*>That'll be 19.95 per hour, plus tip
>>90171583Tango and just about any other NORF BVLL would literally behead Chad if he could, you fucking b*Rgoid
>>90174855you didn't understand me, you spastic retard. i said everyone loves chad
>>90174976t. Clearly never left am*Rica
>order fish and chips>gets some soggy fries>"..... Anyone got some ketchup? :D"
>>90175000You're forgetting him asking for refrigerated ketchup, you utter mong.
A traditional glassing
>>90175017>"why's this ketchup warm?" he thinks to himself
>waddles into pub>speaks "american">you wot m8>gets bottled
>>90174994>>90174855you know how I know you're a phoneposter, you mongloid spas?
>>90175000>"Hey, turn off the soccer, I wanna watch the Playoffs"
>>90175000>order fish and chips>gets fish and fries instead
>order some faggots and mash>it's just meatballs and mashed potatoes