If football were to magically disappear and any attempts to play it meant you died instantly, what would your country's national sport be?
Probably field hockey
>>90169984According to the number of people playing it, tennis. But we suck major dick at it so my guess would be field hockey or swimming
Soccer isn't even the main sport in our cunt, that would be AFL (based)
>>90170008Tennis is mainly popular because people of all ages play it. Pretty sure if you look at just young people field hockey is our #2
>>90169984F1 by viewing fìgures, handball by number of people playing.So handball I guess.
>>90170022Germanics should really stop playing all those meme sports
>>90170030Handball is actually quite decent to play and much harder than it looks.But yeah, watching gets a bit boring after a while, since most scored goals look the same basically.
>>90169984Based on the number of people who already do it, reckon the most popular sport would be fucking your mum
>>90170069>that cheeky banter>69Nice
Rugby. The northern pond life would try and make it league but based union would prevail
I wouldn't say football is our undisputed number 1 sport but if it disappeared the most popular would be hokkei probably
>>90169995yea probably this, the netherlands without football would be quite lame
>>90169984Probably handball. Ice hockey would be relevant too but very few people north of Frankfurt/Main play it
It's hockey but in this scenario it would absolutely be football
>>90169984>any attempts to play it meant you died instantlyI'd take suicide as national sport
Not sure between Rugby and Tennis
>>90170224Suicidal and cyanidepilled
>>90169984for viewing, motorsport for playing, probably rugby
>>90170069Fuck you, bitch
>>90169984Basketball, it's already quite popular
ice hockey would be team sport number one, while the most viewed events would be alpine skiing and ski jumping. I don't think there would be any large-scale sports events in the country outside of winter lmao
>>90169984Rugby or Cricket most likely
Rugby or Cricket. Rugby wins because its not as boring
>>90169995>>90170008What about darts?
I think ski jumping already is the most viewed sport here, then football and shortly after that skiing. Outside winter, probably basketball
Prolly volleyball or some gay shit like wrestling/boxing
If all forms of football disappear,the probably basketball
>>90170490what about water polo?
>>90170012Umm actually its cricket.1. Cricket 2. Afl3. Nrl4. Tennis5. Rugby union6. Forumla 17. Bogan super cars8. Soccer
Darts or Boxing
Jaysus imagine how dominant the Dubs would be since most Dubs are soccerball players. We might even win 5 titles in a row
1 Motorsports2 Basket3 Hockey4 Rugby5 Tennis6 Voley7 Handball8 Hidding Nazis9 All their beach counterparts
Field Hockey is our national sport while Cricket is the most popular in terms of playing and viewing figures. Football is probably second.
>>90169984Colonizing third world countries
>>90174496colonizing yourself doesnt count
>>90174569your "country" is next in our list Hans
>>90169984Volleyball, most likely.
>>90169984The same as now, drinking enormous amounts of alcohol surrogates.
vroom car go fast
>>90174274> 2nd most popular sport in a country with over 1 billion ppl> didnt produce a single decent football player in their entire history
Baseball or hockey
>>90175337Literally no one there gives a fuck about any sport besides cricket, and rightfully so.
>all these handball postsIs actual league handball in your countries different from the “handball” we would play in PE where you aren’t allowed to move if you have the ball?
>>90176019What do you mean not allowed to move?You are allowed to dribble with the ball just like in basketball.
>>90176019Isn't that netball?
>>90173187 Based /cric/ poster
>>90170069My mum doesn't like black guy though
>>90177229Look in the mirror, of course she does
>>90177161Imagine a shitty basketball/volley hybird
>>90169984 our sports culture would be the same desu
>>90177324>volley?More like a basketball/football hybrid
>>90169984Rugby , National Team created two years ago > First year : Won the Bronze cup > Second year : Won the silver cuoThis year : Qualified for the Gold cupWe destroyed Zambia 36-0 on their home soil
wouldn't be one.we'd all just play football regardless and end up dying off.
>>90169984Motorsports.>Doesn't countBasketball, volleyball OR rugby. Either or, really.
>>90170266most likely rugby, and it would be a fucking embarrassmentHandball might even beat tennis considering our performances in both sports
Wogball is already irrelevant here
>>90169984Tennis, Cycling or Rugby
Rugby but the retards version (league)cricket not counted because cricket isnt a sport, its a waste of time
>>90181514Afl is more popular than rugby peegue haha
>>90181976yeah but its only popular in v*ctor*a and south australia
>>90182116Dont forget based best australia
>>90176417Honestly just fucking BASED. Should post in /cric/, lad.
>>90182116swans are the biggest club of all codes in sydneysuns get higher attendance than the titans in the gold coastbe humble, sit down
>>90182268HmmYeah this is based
>>90169984Only acceptable answer.
>>90182393does blood hurt if it gets in your eyes, like sweat?
>>90182545it feels similar to sweat but its bad to get it in your eyes since it obscures your vision
>>90182636>flag are you talking from experience bud?, do you play rugby?
>>90182268yeah but theyre gayfl so who gives a shit lol
>>90182705i used to play rugby but now i play cricket since it isnt as destructive to the body
>>90182722Hahah so true, honestly any sport besides cricket and based union is just shit
>>90182705hes right, thats partly why a ref will stop the game and order the player off
>>90182737haha yeah except cricket isnt a sport
>>90182722the supporters do hun
>>90182784>afl fans >matteringhowling
>>90182727comprehensible, looks tough >>90182740i guess shit has to get real for a rugby referee to stop the game lol
>>90182177Your country is better off focusing on baseball considering that it's a sport that you guys are actually good at.
>>90182177>not boxingAbsolutely plebeian
>>90173169Only olympiakos fans realpy care about it because we have a good team. No one else really cares
>>90169984Handball and Basketball
Britain and Brazil would unironically die off as countries.
>>90185930England has rugby, tennis and cricket which are all popular, Wales has rugby so they'd probs be fine.
>>90186137braindead maori cunt detected