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Events:
1/16 - Alaska Fighting Championship 144
1/18 - LFA 57: Zalal vs. Mariscal
1/19 - One Championship: Eternal Glory
1/19 - UFC Fight Night: Cejudo vs. Dillashaw
1/25 - One Championship: Hero's Ascent
1/25 - Titan FC: Soares VS. Uruguai
1/25 - LFA 58: Park vs. Willis
1/26 - Bellator 214: Fedor vs. Bader
1/26 - M-1 Challenge 101: Bogatov vs. Silva
2/2 - UFC Fight Night 144: Assuncao vs Moraes 2
2/9 - UFC 234: Whittaker vs. Gastelum
2/9 - Bellator Newcastle: Pitbull vs. Scope
2/13 - Alaska Fighting Championship 145
2/16 - One Championship: Bangkok
2/17 - UFC On ESPN 1: Ngannou vs. Velasquez
2/22 - One Championship: Singapore
2/23 - UFC Fight Night 145: Blachowicz vs Santos
3/2 - UFC 235: Jones vs. Smith
3/8 - One Championship: Myanmar

News:
>Lineker injured, out of fight with Cory Sandhagen

>Jones passed the drug test that was taken on the day of 232

>Yan vs Dodson official for UFC Prauge in February

>Pettis vs Wonderboy is being discussed as a legit possiblity

>Oliveira vs Teymur official for UFC Fortaleza

Coral is banned again btw, pray for him
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I guarantee I can heem each and every one of you pussies in a 1v1
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>>90163290
I've literally been wrestling since age 12, ya idiot
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>>90163352
I’ll heem you before you can even take it to the ground you bozo
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Ariel (my favourite Jew) said that if Cejudo wins - 125 lives. If TJ wins - 125 dies.

Does /heem/ concur?
I concur.
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Jon Jones is GAY!!!???
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>>90163534
wouldnt they make the decision based on viewership of flyweight as a whole?

this isn't a goosebumps pick a scenario book
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>>90163534
Yeah I think that's what they're going for. I can't imagine them ending 125 with the 125 champ beating the 135 champ. I mean, what are they gonna do? Force him to move up and rematch TJ?
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I think all the recent FLW cuts are proof the division is done regardless, why would they keep it after they cut so many fighters from an already shallow division
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>>90163634
Only a retard would think this fight has any bearing on them keeping the division. Oh TJ beat Cejudo...NOW WE'LL SHUT DOWN THE DIVISION. lol it literally makes no sense.
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>>90163634
They're trying to force the 125ers to move up. Notice how none of the important 125ers have been cut yet. Look into it
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My friend's friend is friends with Jorge Masvidal.
We got invited to a party in Atlanta two years back and given how much of a meme sport MMA is I managed to find him not surrounded by people and wanted to talk to him.
He was talking to some fat Blaxican looking chick (3/10 if you're being generous) so I felt I was doing him a favour in saving him from her. At the very least I would make him look better by showing how much of a super famous celebrity he is.
I told him how good orange man was in an attempt to gain his affection but he gave me a bemused "yeah...".
He kept giving me clues to fuck off but because I'm an autist at parties and was grateful for the chance to not be standing in the middle of the room with my hands in my pockets I wouldn't leave him.
He eventually came up with a bullshit "I gotta go to the bathroom excuse" but I knew he was lying.

On my life that's a true story.
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>>90163646
Nah think about it b. If TJ heems the champion of the division, it makes UFC look justified in heeming said division. Thus, less plebbitors will whine about it.
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too bad poor Sergio is too small for 135 and also his brother is trying to fight Wonderboy at 170, the Pettis family is completely flushed at this point
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Hand over the belt, Henry.
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>>90163667
Pettis tried it and got destroyed.
125ers don't have a chance.

Sad because I really like Pantoja.
and Ray Borg's son is dying.

so so sad.
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>cory Anderson on Ariel saying how he grew up in a white neighbourhood
>he considers this a bad thing

Stupid nigger would rather grow up in the hood? No longer my boy.
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>>90163679
Your lucky he didn’t heem you for being an annoying cunt
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>>90163740
>and Ray Borg's son is dying.
That woman who hasn't blinked in 14 years got raped in the middle of the night by some ghoulish orderly and gave birth to a healthy baby boy. That's really gotta hurt Borg and Schaub.
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>>90163762
T CTE
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>>90163772
>implying masvidal could heem anyone
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>>90163786
wouldn't it be funny if the cure for a coma was giving birth, but only through rape?

they're going around giving DNA tests to figure out who did it, that guy is sitting at home hoping she wakes up and drops the charges
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>>90163248
R8 my fist
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>>90163850
fat
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>>90163786
What?
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>>90163248
They look like those hispanic homosexuals you see in San Francisco.
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>>90163850
I would heem you pussy ass bitch
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what will you do when Rose taps andrade out in a massive brazilian stadium?
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>>90163883
some bitch was in a coma for a decade and gave birth and the headline was literally

"there are concerns she may have been raped"

literally cried laughing at it
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Ion Cutelaba Injured, Out of Bout with Glover Teixeira at UFC Brooklyn
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>>90163903
Post fist coward
>>90163864
Nuh uh
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>>90163924
I can’t. It’s up your father’s ass.
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>>90163916
Can I get a link for this

I want to share in your laughter
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>>90163916
"there are concerns she may have been raped...or is a vampire"
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>>90163917
Bummer. That could have been a spicy banger.
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>>90163914
do you think pat makes rose lick his ass?

I only ask because I'm 100% certain that he licks hers and I'm just wondering if Rose is a selfish lover.
It would make me think less of her if she is, but it will also make me think less of her to imagine Pat Barry's huge ass in her face.
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>>90163943
>Tiny fisted homosexual
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YOOOOO THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY STREAMING HIMSELF READ A /HEEM/ THREAD, GET A LIFE BRUH LMAOOO
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MMA CHALLENGE:

watch this without cringing:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVkF46Hofw/
go to the last one .
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>>90163974
Link?
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>>90163995
doggo
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"HI AND WELCOME TO THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TWITCH STREAM"

https://www.twitch.tv/p/en-gb/legal/community-guidelines/
https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/725568-how-to-file-a-report

To report a broadcaster:

Click the three dot icon (⋮) in the bottom right below the video player on the channel, highlight, and past broadcast pages.
Click the Report option to open the Report User form in the page.
Fill out the report form with the proper category and a detailed description of the violation.
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>>90163781
This guy is an absolute faggot and should kill himself
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>>90164016
>>90163781
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I would heem this pussy ass twitch streamer into oblivion.
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"ONCE I GET 10 PEOPLE ON HERE I WILL START LIVE STREAMING ME VAGINALLY, ANALLY AND ORALLY RAPING A MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DISABLED 7 YEAR OLD GIRL"
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>>90163781
based
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>Reyes
>Ponzi
>Al
>Volk
Bro...
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>>90164109
damn too bad he will never have 10 viewers
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>>90164079
He’s reading and showing everything you we’re posting on his stream lmao so do your worst /heem/. Is anybody even watching?
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>Zingano/Nunes

another brainlet prediction
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>>90164109
Woah did he actually say that?
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This twitch streamer is literally coralsprings
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>>90163248
ock
worrrrd
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>be me
>black bull
>black gf
>sees the twitch autist on my screen
>she bit her lip

wat do?
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*Able to domanite the showtime lakers at age 43*
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>>90163781
100% better than MMA Vivisection
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T CTE
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>>90164192
>>90164163
>>90164154
>>90164138
>>90164132
>>90164109
>>90164084
>>90164047
>>90164016
>>90163974
>>90163781
yep, that's all me
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Bigg Ladd will be 135lb champ
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>>90164212
I used to love his restaurant as a kid
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>>90164257
sea level
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look, Gooby pisses me off as much as everyone else, but he will prove the doubters wrong again. That's what drives him now, the more doubt the more power he will harness
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Rizin's next card already looks 10 times better than anything Bellator has ever done
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Bookies love him
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>>90164257
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>>90164266
they need to hurry up and sign some more flushed Yuf-c fighters
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>>90164261
he's trying to set up a fight with Paulie now
I want to break a glass of proper12 over his head
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@Twitch bro

I said hello in your chat but you didn't say hi back :(

Btw I agree about the strength training, Jones does basic lifts too
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>>90164275
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If you’re into basketball or football do this for /nba/ or /nfl/ as well twitch guy
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>>90164298
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Is this fag streaming the same guy that did the research paper on /heem/?
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Name this fighter.
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>>90164298
she literally looks 12
anyone who is a rose fan is a pedophile

It's like guys who say they think Ellen Page is hot.
VERY obvious PEDOPHILES
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>>90164336
the guy that did that paper didnt understand heem at all
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>>90164344
>Trademark
hates amount of blacks on tv
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>>90164344
Bordent Slebb
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>>90164309
I only bring this up because /nba/ and /nfl/ is way more lit and has superior bantz than /heem/
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>>90164363
link to the paper?
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Bisping are you ok
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>>90164257
good way to fuck your knees up

no wonder this guy is so injury prone. You can't push yourself like this in training and expect to stay healthy
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>>90164391
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/329311562_'Fear_and_Disgust'_-_A_corpus_study_of_sentiment_towards_sporting_events_as_expressed_multimodally_on_4chan's_sp_board

ok apparently it was a guy and a girl, I just assumed some guy wrote it
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>>90164344
Guess this fighter.
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>>90164389
I don't watch those sports and don't browse those threads but you're wrong

/heem/ has the best memes and OC on this entire board
I even see /heem/ memes outside of the chon.

I'd bet my bottom dollar /nba/ and /nfl/ copy and paste their originality from r/mma.
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When is dildo dennis getting heemed again?
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>>90164419
>Hong Kong Polytechnic University

Based.
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>>90164428
Shane carwin. I remember when these first started, I made quite a few
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>>90164441
>I even see /heem/ memes outside of the chon.
like where, sherdog?
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>>90164428
Niggercar Ching-Chong?
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It's about time we had this conversation.
What's the kino food that goes with your saturday night UFC card?

A takeaway?
A homemade meal from grandmama?
Some basic snack shit like Nachos and cheese?

I watch the UFC with my brother and we order Dominos for PPVs because it's open until 4am.
We used to have snacks and shit but it felt so low class for such occasions.
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>MMA
>real sport
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>>90164482
embedded videos
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>>90163824
What's with all the masvidal hate. Very unbased if you ask me.
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knight wants Rizin
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I've been eating GOAT meat since I was a kid
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>>90164428
BLACK RED VIETNAMESE
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>>90164257
>>90164275
>>90164298
>>90164323
Reminder to do you strength and conditioning on your own with research and not at your MMA gym with the so called "experts"
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Ok, so what's going on guys? I've been thinking a little recently about TJ vs Cejudo, but I really can't come to a solid conclusion on how the fight will go. Despite this, I have a strong feeling that Cejudo is going to finish him some way. I realize this is a completely unreliable prediction, but with TJs brutal cut and the recent success of Nunes and Cormier, I just cannot shake the feeling, you know? Besides that, I'm also really excited for Cerrone vs Hernandez, it is an excellent stylistic matchup and I'll be rooting for Hernandez. Nothing against Cowboy, but I feel like he doesn't have much to offer the upper echelon of the LW division. Hernandez on the other hand can definitely contribute some new blood to LW. Just a few things I've been thinking about.
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>>90164428
Shane Carwin. I figured out because of the last two images. I-I have never seen the man in the first pic in my life. I don't even know who he is haha
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>>90164560
Coral
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>>90164560
Springsbro or Adan
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>>90164511
Always nachos for me desu
Just posting this makes me want them since we've not had a card for a while
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>>90164560
Cro cop shitposts here regularly
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>>90164560
me
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>>90164606
adan has faded 2bh, don't see him around, he had his time
coral still has this schaub shit going

Who's your favourite fighter?
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Flyweight count: 21
There are now only 21 flyweights remaining in the UFC.

That means there are only 5 flyweights that you cannot see in the current rankings.
I personally hope Dana doesn't officially announce flyweight's death until there's about 3 of them left.

Remember a few weeks back where Neil Serry (who retired TWO YEARS AGO) re-entered the rankings because of how many flyweights they cut?
Top kek
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>>90164608
what's the british equivalent of nachos?

doritos?
do we have them here?
do they exist?
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In many ways Tenshin is owed a rematch
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>>90164648
Fish and chips
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>>90164560
Gawltta be Spainsperg for me my man. I love my man Coral, but based Spainy is living in the head of heem for decades.
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>>90164648
>what's the british equivalent of nachos?
Literally nachos. Tortilla crisps topped with whatever

Mate are you retarded? What's going on? Are we pretending again?
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How do we feel about Ryan Bader Vs Fedor?
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>>90164654
Honestly the more webms I see the more I can understand why people think it was a fix

I don't think it was though, but man
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>>90164704
Makes no sense for it to be fixed like that
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>>90164683
I don't eat Mexican food and I have never seen nachos being offered in a pub or any restaurant for that matter.

I see doritos and the salsa dip in tesco though so I thought that's what you referred to.
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>>90164693
Bader heems the GOAT
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>watching this dude stream the /heem/ thread
>no headphones, so listening on phone speaker
>gf walks in and asks what I'm listening to
>tell her it's an "mma podcast"
>this retarded bald faggot starts talking about weird hunter-gathering and male superiority shit
>she dumped me
yeah thanks dickhead
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>>90163730
>Pettis wants to fight Wonderboy
Lol where does he think he's better?
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What did Joseph Benavidez mean by this?
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>>90164363
that paper is fucking hilarious. all these verbose explanations of posting and language followed by some shit thats just like
>yfw wmma is meme shit
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Fedor is gunna KO Bader, cap this post
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>>90164717
it's literally just nachos though
It's like asking what's the British equivalent of a burger
Get any tortilla crisps and just put a dip or whatever on top
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>>90164800
>tortilla crisps
what is that
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DON'T FLINCH
*lightly slaps your hand*
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>>90164819
reeee has everyone become retarded tonight
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>>90164837
lol u got trolled
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>>90164819
Crispy tortillas. Kinda like taco shells but a little different
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Literally HALF the posts ITT are me but unironically lmao
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>>90164890
oh like the tortilla chips I make nachos with all the time
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>>90164925
You do a great service, bee
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>>90164852
savage!
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Colby, Hunt, Randy, Cung Le, and Jon Fitch are the holy pentagonal force that will save MMA
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>>90164925
You are a confirmed draw my man
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>>90163958
Rose is Pat's gimp you fucking idiot
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>>90164743
Why don’t you just beat her
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>>90165331
you get arrested for that
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>>90165502
submission - brap trap
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>>90164323
this one is fine
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>>90164523
masvidal is dope af
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>>90164526
Remember Knight posted some gay picture of his ass on the internet. He then never won another fight. gays never win.
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Hourly heeminder that Smif will be the LHW GOAT soon
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>>90166222
twitchbro pls
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>>90166249
that ain't me, bee
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>have diarrhea
>afraid to go to sleep because if I fart in my sleep I'll probably spray liquid shit all over
this is tough my man, what would Tony do in this scenario?
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>>90166300
what were your end of 2018 champ predictions
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>>90166300
Bro wtf why'd you stop streaming if you're still reading /heem/, you fucking fool? You'll never make it big this way.
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>>90166333
Do you mean end of 2019?
HW: Miocic
LHW: Smif (realistically Reyes)
MW: Gastelum
WW: Ponzinibbio
LW: Iaquinta
FW: Volkanovski
BW: Dillashaw
FW: Dillashaw
WFW: Zingano
WBW: Noones
WFW: Shev
SW: Ansaroff
>>90166355
I'm cooking my dinner
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>>90166389
no from Dec 2017 when everybody was picking Ngannou
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why was 232 moved?
to kick start post usada ufc.
the good ol' days will be back soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIOPwSpU2xE
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>>90166406
I wasn't in the /heem/ predicts champs for last year. When I do predicts I use this image and I have no way to prove this but I had Stipe beating wakannou
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>>90166389
Yikes
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It’s over, Jon
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>>90166389
>This entire post
Yikes!
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>>90166434
>I wasn't in the /heem/ predicts champs for last year
I mean waderwedoan
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>>90166389
>FW: Volkanovski
I agree with this, I think he's a b-b-b-b-beast unironically
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>>90166434
What were ya thinkin here, b?
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>>90166475
Yeah, I missed placing my predicts in the previous thread, too
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Lads
Assuming Cain comes back and is as good as he's ever been
>Jones vs Cardio Cain at HW
who you got
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>>90166499
Same thing as when I posted
>LHW: Smif
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>>90166499
Oh my!
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>>90166509
How the fuck would anyone know? Jones has never fought at HW, it's impossible to know how he'd do.
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>>90166434
Lads is this the guy that streams himself reading heem posts?
Did you make that image?
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>>90166522
LOL I love you Adan <3
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>>90166530
Yes, I did. I made it after Ferguson/Pettis because "That wasn't falling. It was dodging, WITH STYLE!"
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>>90166527
just pick one you pussy
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>>90166550
How I about pick your ankle kid? Huh? What? Yeah, shut up dumbass.
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>>90166548
Are you legit the guy who reads heem posts out then?
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>>90166585
Let's try to keep this general mma related, my guy
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>>90163995
I don't think I've seen that many black people in my entire life
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>>90166603
Answer the question
As well as answering your favourite fighter

I don't believe you
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>>90166660
I don't negotiate with terrorists, my guy
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>3 of Jon Jones' last 6 tests have come back clean
truly a righteous Christian soldier
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https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/1083201027883573248
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>>90166683
>dat rounded back
atlas stones are still based
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>>90166683
>the absolute rounding of that back
he's on a one way trip to snap city
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Anthony Smith
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anfony smif
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what if Oozeman beats Twooood?
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>>90166683
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>>90166744
we trade one boring african american for another
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http://fightingnations.com/jorge-masvidal-to-welcome-kevin-lee-to-welterweight-division-at-ufc-235/

is it happening heem?? this fight really activates my almonds
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>>90167289
I'm not usually into feet but damn
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>>90164551

No shit...what the fuck are these idiot trainers doing? It's like 2008 era bodybuilding forum posters are training elite athletes.

>Confuse the ligaments, bro

Makes me sick.
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If Tim hates drug dealers so much why did he go fight a war for them
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>>90166826
This hurts my spine to watch
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>wake up Holly
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I got a ticket to LFA 57. $77 for a floor seat is a ridiculous deal. Hope the guys are scrappy and there's some good fights.

This was at the same venue but the Glory card earlier this year. That one turned out pretty good. Lucked out and was right by the walk outs, got to fist bump some dudes.
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>>90167897
why is a 0-0 fighter headling
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>>90167930
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/57206-lfa-57-zalal-vs-mariscal
did someone get injured and I didn't hear or what I'm not seeing that
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>>90167965
my bad I was apparently looking at a meme site

https://mmajunkie.com/fighters/jose-mariscal-machine-gun
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>>90167982
Weird mmajunkie must not be counting non UFC fights or something?
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>>90166320
Sleep in the tub.
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>>90167414
woah deep post
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>deleted condit with a leg kick
>knocked out josh koschek
>knocked out robbie lawler
>went 10 rounds with wonderboy unscathed
>shut down maia with a torn shoulder
>humiliated darren till and dana white
>ducked by alleged GOAT GSP
>exposes and btfos racists and casuals
>successful entertainment career
>humble, faithful family man

truly the GOAT of our generation
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>>90165331
that flag
no surprise
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>>90168569
>>ducked by alleged GOAT GSP
I'm a Woodlord fan but we all know, deep down, that GSP wins 10 times out of 10.
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How long till DC gets BROCKED
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>>90168608
guy is going to break a finger on that telegraphed dorkmaker
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>>90168569
lol
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>>90168608
lol
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>>90164275
No wonder he folded after 2 of jons leg kicks
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>>90168569
What if he gets deleted by The Nigerian Nightmare?
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>>90168784
literally the only fighter he deleted was Sergio Moraes who is an overrated bum
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>I may have these picograms in my body for the next seven years! I'm sure even YOU have picograms of steroid metabolites in your system :^) they didn't find any "short term" stuff, it was "long term"
>tests clean
like how much more fucking evidence do you need that he's microdosing
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>>90169048
lol yea the fact that they've rebranded literal cycling as natural fluctuations that he is forever plagued by is ridic
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>>90169048
He said he's gonna fight three times in 2019.
With his free pass from USADA, it looks possible.
Think he'll do it?
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>>90168587
No you aren't
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>>90169134
>it looks possible.
yeah right this is jon jones we are talking about. Give it a few months and there will be a dead hooker in his apartment
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>>90169228
im with you i'll be surprised if he even makes it to the next fight
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>>90163290
This is always a good start to a thread
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Hey Photogrissers,
My name is Brendan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blockbusters who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Seriously, y'homeless cats. Honestly, have any of you even got a padcaste? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurinnies, but you all take to a whole nother level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on instantsgrams.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an NFL superstar, and an Ultimate Fighter finalist. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people" and "see who can get the most cheeto dust on their fingers"? I also get free sneakers and tshirts, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SUCH a beast). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>90164648
>Doritos
>make a layer
>add grated cheese and salsa and ham or whatever the fuck you want
>another layer of doritos
>nother layer of toppings and cheese
>oven until cheese is melted nicely or microwave it i dont even give a fuck mate

wa la, nachos
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>>90163769
I want to see him heemed stiff even more now, thanks for that
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>>90166222
giggled at the tshirt, well done
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>>90169633
Isn't he gay?
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how the fuck are the ufc going to sign some boring decisionfag like benevidez when they cut my boy ben 10
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prime schaub would heem ngannou
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Ortega wins the rematch
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>>90170002
nice hairline desu
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>>90170002
whats your endgame?

>>90170000
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Is this fight free money /heem/?
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>>90170182
Forgot pic
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>>90170221
You mean heemven?
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If Ngannou beats Cain will Cormier fight him?
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>>90163667
stupid lebs, this is exactly how they'd fight on the street
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>>90170270
Stylistically that's a good matchup for DC
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>>90170221
mazagatti's twin brother
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Putting together some training material for you dorks
https://youtu.be/yigpwkOms-s
https://youtu.be/yigpwkOms-s
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>>90170378
If Stipe couldn't finish Ngannou Cormier has no chance
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>>90170417
He doesn't have to finish him, he can just do the same exact thing Stipe did and grind him out
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Nobody in this thread could stop my double leg. Nobody.
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>>90170417
Cormier can easily wrestlefuck him for 5 rounds or choke him out
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>>90170471
*sprawls in your direction*
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>>90170471
*knee to the head* psh nothing personnel,kid.
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>>90170471
*gets taken down*
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>>90170471
>implying you'd survive in my guard
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>>90170471
*Trieangle chokes you*
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>>90168569
Wish I saved my Whittaker pasta
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>>90170471
*keeps stalling you in my guard until the end of the round*
Nothing personnel
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>>90170778
Eyepatch Cat even prettier than regular Cat
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>>90170778
>cat will never struggle to give you a bj because her depth perception is off
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You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and makes this face at you. What do you do?
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>>90171203
Flash lights rapidly in his face
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>tfw forgot you kale shake last night and you’re dropping Schaub off the next morning
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>>90164419
What did they mean by this?
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>>90163290
I could heem you with my mind.
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>>90171289
its tough man
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>>90171222
K.O.
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lads apparently Jones/Gus did 700k

How, Jones previous fights haven't done all too well, wtf
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>>90164608
dont want to imagine what british nachos are like
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>>90171289
>it's real

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1083571987895599106
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>>90171411
another great white hypejob combined with
>j-j-jones w-will lose, this time!
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>>90171411
well its pretty simple to explain. Jones became a draw id say after ufc 200.
Jones vs. Smith will do over 500k ppv's
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>>90171411
All the drug testing controversy fueled the hype even more. They pulled in over twice as many buys as the first fight
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>>90171383

How would this guy do in MMA?

>elite footwork
>is Brazillian so knows BJJ
>longer reach than Jon Jones

I'd say he heems Mike Perry
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>>90171411
Ari's magic touch
UFC is doing better than ever since Endeavour took over
Also Cyborg is a legit draw look at her buyrates
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will jds stand and bang with lewis or drag him down?
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>>90172069
He'll drag him down and bang him
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>>90171411
/ourboy/ bones is now a confirmed draw and mega ppv star, good times indeed
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Since it's slowed down here let me get some more picks to fill this out, if your pick wasn't taken it's because you didn't choose for every division by the way
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Punisher Bass (Derek Schott) BloodyElbow Moderator Extraordinare. St Louis Missouri. I fit square pegs into round holes. Atheist. Bernie Voter.

>>90172494
HOW MANY SUBMISSIONS ARE WE PERMITAD TO MKKAE?
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>>90172572
I wonder which holes he's talking about
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aspen ladd has an 8 year old stepdaughter, in many ways.

>>90172680
whitecastle burgers into his fat hole
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>>90172494
Jon Jones
Jon Jones
Israel Adesanya
Colby Covington
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Max Holloway
TJ Dillashaw
TJ Dillashaw

Amanda Nunes
Amanda Nunes
Valentina Shevchenko
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
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>>90172820
Glad to see the Irish still stick together
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>>90172820
Cute
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>>90172971
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>>90172494
>HW
Francis Ngannou
>LHW
Jon Jones
>MW
Israel Adesanya
>WW
Tyron Woodley
>LW
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>FW
Max Holloway
>BW
TJ Dillashaw
>FLW
TJ Dillashaw
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>>90173010
>>90172494
You better take my pics and no wmma is not a sport
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>>90173010
>Francis Ngannou
Why do people still pick this can crusher?
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>>90163554
Based and Brappilled
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>>90173040
>DC retires
>Cain gets belt
>Cain accidentally gets punched by Ngannou and breaks his back

I predict deez tings
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>>90171203
Rip his head off
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>>90173025
Sorry bud you can't take the easy way out
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>>90173050
Magumbo would still have a Stipe mountain to climb even if he does get past Cain.
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>>90163914
Rose gets heemed and then retires from PTSD because the crowd said she would die and that hurt her feelings.
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>>90173048
why does this girl spend most of every day in the woods half dressed with her dogs. fat ugly retard.
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>>90173065
Fine I'll post it again you fuck I hate you

>HW
Francis Ngannou
>LHW
Jon Jones
>MW
Israel Adesanya
>WW
Tyron Woodley
>LW
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>FW
Max Holloway
>BW
TJ Dillashaw
>FLW
TJ Dillashaw

******************************

Nunes
Nunes
Shev
Shev
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>>90173069
Stipe never fights again he has flaming support beam to a house fall on him
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>>90173094
The spammer is the only one who takes picks and doesnt care if you pick the >wmma ones. Everyone else who does it is an autist.
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>>90173136
just imagine how fucking badly the former government fucked up to get someone that extreme to win a presidential election
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Post meme fighters that will get exposed this year.
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>>90173203
Ngannou is exposing Cain
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>>90173203
Zabit
khabib
DC
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>>90173236
Yeah Cain is going to get flushed.
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>>90173136
GayBoi is mad
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>>90173092
Because she is going to heem Holly and come for the 135 Brappemnweight title
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>>90173375
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>>90167148
Usman is not African-America. He is Nigerian-American
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>>90173409
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>>90173375
is Lyoto even wearing a cup?
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>>90173471
upon closer inspection no
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>>90173447
I wish Anderson would change his nickname back
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>>90173559
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>>90173594
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>>90173608
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>>90173625
was gonna post that one
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>>90173507
barboza wins the rematch
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ufc 232 did 700k buys
that's pretty damn good
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>>90173657
I wonder how much either of these guys have left in the tank
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>>90173665
best timeline
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>>90163917
fuck this gay earth
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>>90173680

that broke my heart
i fear he gets heemed like that by ngannou
cain no
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Any fans of Bisping here? Tbqh I'm not looking forward to him commentating he seems like a biased cunt. No way he can do better than dumbass Dan Hardy
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>>90173727
Lot of hateful speech in this post. Maybe calm it down a bit. I think Bisping will be a fine commentator.
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>>90173698
ncannou will lose
he will gas out in the first round, cain will style on him
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>>90173727
>Bisping is a biased cunt
>Hardy is a dumbass
chill down with your negativity bro. You might have problems in your private life but there are better ways to release some stream than being a negative person on a mongolian fly fishing forum.
Try working out more
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>>90173760
>I think Bisping will be a fine commentator
But he proved to be shit on contender series
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>>90173768
Shut up lukas you little shit
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>>90173727
try having a more positive outlook mate,
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>>90173727
Bisping will do fine. Bisping bless
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>>90173797
My positive outlook is seeing Jimmy Smith do better than all these bums at ONE
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>>90173668
I guess thats why Jones/Gus had to happen AT ANY COST
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>>90173668
B-b-b-but so many people said they were boycotting!
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>>90163914
wake up
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>>90173668
>700k
>a draw
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>>90173727
Yeah, not a big fan of it either. Think he's better off staying at the desk
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>>90173897
Even as an analyst he's just okay, commentary should only be for the best
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>>90172494
can i change LHW from jbj to reyes?
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>>90173092
she is heems fightfu for literally 3+y
watch ur mouth
at least one autist will get pissed off and try to look for you
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>>90164648

Cup of tea.
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I gotta draw a line in the sand, either youre a Holly guy or youre a Ladd guy, theres nothing inbetween
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>>90174134
i am not a fan of womens mixed martial arts
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>>90173727
whats your fucking deal buddeh
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>>90172494
black beast up this hoe
darko stošić
jacare
robbie
tony
moraes
moraes

nuneses uncle
nunes
andrade
andrade
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>>90173535
Henderson is a real piece of shit.
>>
>>
>You are routing for me, right anon?
How do you respond?
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>>90167655
Why does she looks like 6ix9ine
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Why are all GOATs black dudes and how do you sleep at night knowing that your mother is thirsting for black cock?
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>>90174433
>If by "routing for" you mean jerking off to then yes
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>>90168569
based woodley poster
not sure if it's ironic or not though
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>>90174349
stosic or rakic and why?
it seems to me serbs prefer stosic cos he is actually from serbia and not diaspora
both seem like nice guys
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>>90174534
can you please not post videos of my gf pls those are private
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>>90174515
just followed stošić longer
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>>90174505
It's all love b
>>90168784
Simply not happening
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>>90172494
Cain
Jones
Whittaker
Colby
Tony
Volkanovski
TJ
TJ

Nunes
Ladd
Shevchenko
Rose
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>>90174534
You can't watch this and NOT say white women aren't made for BBC.
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>>90174038
You could but it's a bit cowardly, I'm living with my Colby pick for example. But if you want just redo the post and I'll paste it on top
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>>90173287
How is it that these short stumpy little lead check hooks always completely gadoosh people?
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"For BY GRACE are ye SAVED THROUGH FAITH; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the GIFT of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast." - Jon Jones (2018)
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Holy shit! Lewis was offered stipe for espn card but took time off
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Can someone explain to me why everyone keeps saying Jon Jones looked bad against Gustafsson in the rematch. In the pre-USADA era Jones nearly got beat by Gus, yet in the rematch Gus couldn't make it out of the 3rd round against Jones. What am I missing?
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>>90163534
I concurr

>>90163995
it would be cringe if I didn't know that rose would heem every there

>>90164323
looks like tony's training is going well

>>90166826
this is the type of dude that'll deadlift like this for a year, JUST his back, then start telling people that deadlifting is dangerous and he got hurt even though he was wearing a belt
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>>90175083
Gus fought like shit and was super tentative letting jon fuck his leg up. I think Smith will do alot better. 2bh Jon didn't show much, especially since Gus was talking about pressuring and winning every round.
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Who is better Pound 4 Pound?

TJ Dillashaw or Tyron Woodley?
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>>90175148
Tj by a bit, not woodley
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>>90174472
That webm clip must be prior to her boob job. She went from being an A cup to a B cup. Paige VanZant is a legit slut. As a teen she got drunk at a party and ended up having a foursome with random dudes. She was bullied for it and labeled a slut by her peers so she claimed she was raped. It's not wonder why Cody Garbrandt dumped her for a superior girl. Hopefully she gets REKT'd in this fight and calls it quits and resorts to leaking a sex tape for fame.
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>>90175148
Teej Dildolino
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>>90167289
Not a footfag but wew
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>>90163995
the sheer number of blacks in america never ceases to amaze me
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>>90170471
*sprawls*
*front headlocks you*
*starts spinning*
*shucks you*
heh
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>>90175120
I don't know if you're a casual, but Anthony Smith won't make it out of the 1st round against Jones or Gus. Like Rockhold said, when Smith was at middleweight he was too bad to make it in the top 5. Luke Rockhold and Cormier are the only threats to Jones at LHW. Luke is the largest MW and held the belt. If Jones can't KO him it's going to be a long night. Luke is also bulking up properly.
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>>90175257
for sure puke cuckhold is a yuuuuuge threat to jon my guy
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>>90175183
>ywn fuck prime pvz and bully her afterwards
;_;
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>>90174472
Excited for some weight cut paige.
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>>90171411
pick any
>drug testing fiasco
>espn picking up ariel show and actually promoting mma to mainstream sports fans
>Jones Gus 1 was a good fight
>Jones is a good fighter
>Nunes and Cyborg huge drawls
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>>90175257
>Anthony Smith won't make it out of the 1st round against Jones
How could you say something so dumb? Oezdemir was a good win, he looked very good and will only improve. Gus fought Glover (a bum) and some fat Polish guy that was fucking him up
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>>90175280

how is her pussy so puffy bros?
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Wake up Tyrone
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>>90175257
>held the belt
Means nothing.
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>>90170471
I'd pull guard against you and give you a seminar on Brazilian jui-jitsu. If you ever make it to the States let's meet up and have a quick go. I'll smash you in 4 minutes. No problem.
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>>90174814
fuck it leave mr picogram
im so unlucky he's gonna get dethroned
either way ill win
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>>90175083
It was a masterful performance. He also proved that it's fine and accepted to go for the Grey Zone, that area of the upper back of the head and the area between the brayn stem and the ear.
So many people still think the tissue rule is in place, but since 2016 at least we've been on the simplefyed mohawk rule, which is a defined as an inch wide mohawk from the nape of the neck to the top of the head - everything else is FINE STOP BEING A PUSSY HIT THE FUCKER IN HIS WEAK SPOT
Hope we see more fighters go for punches to that location in 2019, way too many fighters get really tentative and end up going for worthless punches to the side of the face or under the armpit, when the bullseye is literally right there?
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>>90175307
https://www.instagram.com/p/BscHyH-Ad9t/
luke's defence and movement, after all these years, is still shit
what's up with him?
look at dc and cain and even khabib
khabib's the best example
not saying he's a great striker or anything, but compare his boxing in the mcgregor fight versus his striking three years ago: massive difference
luke's boxing and defence and movement is still absolutely shit

training with henri hooft has only made him worse imo because he's relying more on his boxing now whereas before he'd rely more on his kicks and ground game

waste of potential
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Thank you for your service, bee. I posted mine earlier in the thread. I can do another post but I would prefer to use rollstory.jpg
my picks
>>90166389
and my image
>>90166434
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>>90172494
HW Stipe
LHW Jones
MW Gastellum
WW Woodley
LW Khabib
FW Holloway
BW Dillashaw
FLW n/a

WLW Nunes
WBW Nunes
WFLW Shev
WSW Andrae
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>>90172494
well, I fucked that up>>90175375
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When was the last time you got laid /heem/?
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>>90175398

last week on wednesday
it was pretty good
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>>90173294
how did stipe go 5 rounds with magumbo but then get KOd by DC in rd 1
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>>90175398
less than 12 hours ago
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>>90175307
Luke only loses if he gets KO'd. He dominates every fight that goes to decision. Jones isn't known for his one punch KO power. Bisping isn't either, but he specializes in striking. If Luke didn't have a glass chin he would be a GOAT. He dominated Chris Weidman when Chris was in his prime. Luke got gold medal twice in the IBJJF World Jiu-Jitsu Championships back in 2007, so he definitely can out grapple Jones. People might be surprised to hear this, but his body frame is bigger than Jones.
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>>90175355
He actually developed a decent jab with Henri, the thing that fucks him most is his predictability with the check hook left cross combo whenever he backs up

And when he backs up he moves straight back and just bobs his head around retardedly in a circular motion, then he ducks his head and tries to clinch.
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>>90175257
Luke is pillowfisted and is completely and utterly flushed. He is on a losing streak in which he's been heemed and has had to move up in weight as the cut is simply no longer feasible for his flushed body.

The idea that he will somehow be able to compete with a still prime Jon Jones is ludicrous. I almost think Whitaker or Romero moving up would have a better chance, although both of them would also be dogs against Jones.

A declining Jones (aged 35 plus) against Adesanya might be a challenge, but that's not happening for a while.
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>>90175183
>As a teen she got drunk at a party and ended up having a foursome with random dudes
gonna need some sort of citation on that one bee
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All Luke had to do was go in and take Bisping down
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>>90175398
the first week of october
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>>90175420
>BJJ stickers
>meaning anything against a guy who wrestlefucked DC
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>>90175398
September 2017
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>>90175355
Luke didn't have anyone to train with at AKA. He has moved to ATT, so he has better sparring partners. What you are seeing in that sparring session is called "big dick energy". He is very cocky, so he fights with his hands down.
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>>90175423
Also if you go southpaw, that neutralizes a huge part of his striking in the left bodykick
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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/1/13376624/ufc-mma-history-just-bleed-guy-interview-body-paint-blood-sport-cock-dog-fighting-mississippi-ladner
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>>90175434
>Romero
Luke Rockhold dominated Weidman from start to finish. Romero was losing against Weidman until he landed that cuban missile knee. Luke is the overral most skilled fighter at MW. If it wasn't for his chin he'd be unstoppable. Weidman beat Anderson Silva in the pre-USADA era on the feet. Yet Luke Rockhold was able to fight on par with Weidman on the feet.
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>>90175398
>6 months ago
>Brazilian escort
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Based Dana could be set for life playing cards but he runs the UFC cause he loves us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfLjgaR1ihg
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbovodhWRQ

holy fuck the GOAT
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>>90175355
that end of the clip was gay af
did they hug it out?!
my spars looked more fierce than his smfh
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>>90175539
>Luke dominated Weidman from start to finish

He did. That was the last time EITHER FIGHTER looked dominant.

Since then Luke got heemed by Bisping and utterly gadooshed by Romero.

Weidman got heemed by Romero and got terminator'd by Jacare.

The idea that either of these American assholes are still elite is completely incorrect.

The idea that either of these American assholes might have a chance competing with Jones shows you are either delusional or have not remained current in your knowledge of MMA.

>If it wasn't for his chin he'd be unstoppable

If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.
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>>90175398
I got laid last night, if by laid you mean heem'd
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>>90175539
>Romero was losing against Weidman
it was 1-1 you fucking dumbass
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>>90175298
>Oezdemir was a good win
Did you not watch that fight? Anthony Smith should have had "Everlast" tatooed on his head because he looked like a punching bag in that fight. Oezdemir dominated him on the feet and even managed to take Anthony Smith down and out grapple him for a while. Oezdemir gassed himself out punching Anthony Smith in the face. He had nearly 3 times as much landed punches. That was one of the most pathetic wins I've ever seen. Look at the fightmetrics:
http://www.fightmetric.com/fight-details/96b59d89ecac66d0

All the judges had Oezdemir winning. You are selling us wolf tickets. Smith has no chance against Jones.
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>>90175520
>when you're such a lad your name is Ladner
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>>90175583
>could be set for life
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>>90175590
kek imagine tenshin trying that
>yu knowu whattu curassi??
then he busts out the POKEMON WATCHES lmao dead
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>>90175398
1995/1996 while in high school
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>>90175624
or Aspen Laddner
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>>90175610
All I'm saying is that AKA champions: Khabib, Luke, DC, and Cain are very well rounded fighters. They have no real weaknesses. They outgrapple almost all of their opponents and seem to be able to stand and trade with the best in the UFC. Out of all the AKA champions, Luke has the best BJJ. There's also videos of Luke out wrestling DC and Cain. Even Khabib gets out grappled by Luke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsHIvxQmR4
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>>90175539
>Luke dominated Weidman from start to finish
Nah

>Romero was losing against Weidman
It was 1 apiece

He has the same predictable fighting style that people adapt to, his striking defense is horrible on the inside, he is not a good boxer, he's got powerful clean punches but the movement and intelligence isn't there, technique lacking a bit too, it's lead to his chin being exposed and teed off on

>Weidman beat Anderson Silva in the pre-USADA era on the feet
Weidman had the threat of the takedown, it's not like he's some striker that was toying with Anderson, he has good striking but the threat of the takedown has always hindered Anderson, you can see it in multiple fights including the ones with Chael where Chael's telegraphed meat hooks clip him multiple times
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>>90175638
>whattu now, freud
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>>90175590
All the money in the world and he'll never be 6ft
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>>90175590
I used to like that flamboyant bullshit when I was a teen, but now that I'm older I realize how dumb it is. For the rest of his life he can't go anywhere without body guards. This rapper known as XXXTentacion used to brag about money bags on instagram. Look at what happened to him on a day when he didn't travel with security: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiCTF2VX9DU

He got shot and killed. Floyd's security detail cost him millions each year. He's going to run out of money and have no one left to protect him or his family. Even his children's lives are in constant danger due to Floyd's flamboyancy.
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>>90175307
You can't blame Luke for being cocky in that fight. He beat Bisping with one hand in the first fight.
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>>90175590
Honestly my watch collection is nicer

I've got a watch owned by every president of the United States as well as a watch made for Hitler and it was made from Joan of Arce's melted down sword.
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>>90175621
>77 to 63 in significant strikes
wow such a mauling oezdemir was putting on!!!
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>>90175771
That's why they call him The Mauler
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>>90175759
>I've got a watch owned by every president of the United States as well as a watch made for Hitler and it was made from Joan of Arce's melted down sword.
Congrats, that's the biggest load of bullshit I've read in the history of /sp/. And that's saying something see how this is the same board where internet tough guys >>90170471 like this make daily claims about being able to beat up people.
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>>90175827
CRINGE

Fresh off the boat from, Reddit, Junior?
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>>90175713
>All the money in the world and he'll never be 6ft
Girls for whatever reason don't fuck with short guys. You can be ugly as fuck, but as long as your tall girls will still take interest in you. There's one video of Floyd and Anthony Joshua taking photos together. At the time of this video Floyd's net worth was at least 100 times larger than AJ's yet the gold diggers were all flirting with AJ since he's taller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MX-ZECsKY
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>>90175827
I'd heem you with one punch, kiddo
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>>90173668
ugh hate jones. Going to keep boycotting. He is disrespectful to reporters, clearly wants the worst for his opponents in the cage, and dana white is starting to treat him like a son.
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>>90175827
I wouldn't even let you see my watch collection, I'd just heem you for the disrespect and have my driver take you away to an area of lower income.
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>>90175881
Being famous has got to be a trip, people just start bringing their dying kids to meet you.
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>>90176007
based and heempilled
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>>90175915
That diva-faglord-master, Tito Ortiz, was a bad influence on Jon. Back when Tito was somewhat relevant, he told a reporter he didn't like them so he's not going to answer them. A younger Jones was standing next to him and probably thought that's how UFC stars are supposed to act. Jones being a diva to reporters is the only thing I don't like about him. That one bitch from Sweden was clearly biased for Gus who is Swedish, so she deserved to get shut down. She was unprofessional.

>clearly wants the worst for his opponents in the cage
Are you referring to the oblique leg kicks that do permanent damage to the opponent's knees? His opponents want to punch him in the head and give him permanent brain damage, yet you are complaining about leg kicks.
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>>90175520
Just finished reading that. Great piece. I cant wait for the interview with le self aware joint man
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>>90175827
lol this guy is trolling by pretending to get trolled xD Fucking epic 4D chess.
77 get
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Luke was winning until he lost against Yoel
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Nobody actually likes Luke Rockhold, right?
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>>90175915
Dana treated Jones like shit for the last 2 years. Jones said this about Dana: Dana only cares about fighters when they are making him money, when I was at a low point in my life he shitted on me.

Conor is making too much money from his whiskey company to fight, so Jones is the new PPV draw. Dana needs Jon, so he is treating him better. I'd argue that the only champions that Dana treated worse than Jon is Woodley and DJ.
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>>90176088
well not exactly you see
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>>90176088
luke landed nothing on yoel
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>>90176086
just play the game you fucking kraut autist
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>>90176116
>Isn't a draw
>Tried to make demands

That's why Woodley and DJ were on Dana's shitlist
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>>90176116
It's crazy to see Jon come back and still win after pretty much the whole world was against him for the last two years.
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>>90176037
I liked how you left out that the reporter Tito wouldnt answer was Helwani.
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>>90176112
I'm the only one who has been writing positive things about him. I respect him as a fighter. His skills are undeniable, but nobody likes Luke Rockhold as a person. He is 6'3, built like a brick shithouse, and is handsome enough to be a model. He has everything going for him, so of corse he has the personality of an annoying/cocky diva.
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When we do picks, instead of picking jones or smith, we should pick the round jones will finish smith.
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How excited is heem about the return of the real bantamweight GOAT, Cody No Love?

Literally the most unlucky fighter in the Bantamweight division, he was totally winning against TJ until he was losing.
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>>90176183
kek based
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>>90176189
gunna have to go with Munhoz
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>>90176189
All kidding aside, if Cody had a chin he would be the GOAT of that division. Compare his fight against Cruz to TJ's fight against Cruz. Cruz and TJ fought on par, but Cruz didn't look like he deserved to be in the octagon with Cody. In the first TJ fight Cody had TJ hurt and probably would have finished him if not for the bell. Cody has no chin, so he'll never beat TJ. He needs to leave the division.
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Can someone post that balding can who frowned when he got heemed
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>>90176169
Tito Ortiz is a whiney faggit. I don't know how anyone can like that guy. Helwani probably deserved to be shutdown, but Tito is still a bitch.
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>>90176245
Just finished reading this, excellent analysis by the author. I used to think Cody would win 8/10 times but this piece has swayed me.
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>>90176169
man, that's a tough one for me because I really dislike both guys
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>>90176189


cody's an incredible boxer (compared to other fighters in his division) but the man literally has no chin
he is such an unfortunate fighter
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>>90176189
Why the ufc put #1 fighters to fight #10 fighters?
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Not even the cancer kid likes cody anymore
Dononky faggots cheer for cody?!
Is this a gay the loby peoeple are talking about?
You suck a dick and fuck a twink and suddenly your life goes upwards?
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>>90176286
He has great twitch counters but TJ proved twice now that Cody gets sloppy in exchanges. He's like a more successful Dan Hardy right now. Cody should take a boat to Hawa'i'i and take some Max Holloway seminars, Max is a master of the long exchange.
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>>90176286
Even if he had Floyd's Mayweather tier defense there's nothing he could do about that chin sadly. Everyone in that division will make short work of him now that they know they only need to land once on his off-button. He had the bad boy personality, looks, and an exciting fighting style to be a huge star, but god didn't bless him with a chin.
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>>90176340
I have a fuckin tablet and i still have a hard tim typing?!
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Could have easily been a pro in MMA, born fighter, used to terrorise the lads down the local in my younger years
But no time for that with my missus and business to look after
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Cody Garbrant said TJ showed everyone at Team Alpha Male how to apply PEDs like human growth hormones. I still think TJ is on the sauce. He looks too big and strong.
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cannot wait for Ngannou to end the Cain meme
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>>90176378
An elite British fighter is a mediocre American fighter
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>>90176378
I don't get why so many UFC fighters talk about how scary fighting is. In the 90s, there was a movie called the Fight Club which inspired many generations of boys to engage in fighting. I used to fight daily in 1996-1999 against random kids from the neighborhood. Fighting was something I did for fun, so I don't understand guys like Brendan Schaub who talk about fighting being scary.
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>>90176348
I don't think it's that cut and dry,they have to get in and land the clean shot still right?
However outside of the Cruz win, Cody's best win is Thomas Almeida so it's hard to say just how good or bad Cody is.
I hope Cody is actually good and not some flash in the pan
Pic related is my highlights of the fighters who I think beat Cody, but Cody beats everyone else not highlighted imho
Lots of good matchups for him in the division shame he's stuck in the Fitch Zone with two bad losses to the champ
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>>90176469
>Dodson
I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd decision him up.
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>>90176120
You know nothing and I'm done talking to you
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>>90176159
lmao the internet isn't the whole world you moron
Nigga's not only a draw but is constantly cheered at public events
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>>90176469
I was a huge fan of Cody before TJ castrated him. TJ has recently came out and said, "I said I'd ruin Cody's career, I'm doing it". Cody has yet to respond to any of TJ's trash talk. It's as if TJ un-manned him. Even though you lost twice to the guy, how can you let another grown-ass man talk trash like that to you. It's like he became TJ's bitch. Cormier loss twice to Jon, yet he doesn't let Jones get away with trash talk.
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>>90176245
>>90176286

I really have to disagree with the fact that Cody has no chin.

He has only been knocked out in the UFC in his fights with TJ.

The first fight he got a clean hook to the jaw and went down. But he got hit right on the button, and even then he didn't go out cold.

The second fight TJ connected with a foot to the face, two hooks to the button, and Cody was still not completely heemed. I actually think his chin is not that bad.

It's a shame bc he's marketable and TJ is such a snake.
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>>90176533
True, it's like JC. Jesus had a lot of fans but the Romans hated him. If you were among Romans you'd think the whole world hated Jesus too... until he put on the cross.
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>>90176513
I think you both would be surprised. Dodson stops Cody in the first round. Dodson knocked out TJ and he dropped DJ multiple times. If he can connect against a fast guy like DJ, then he will against Cody.
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>>90176564
My dude, Cody got put to sleep against some random guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMVxKX0SDNU

He literally got put to sleep. You don't get KO'd like that unless you don't have a chin.
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>>90176568
i kinda understand why the bongs kicked you out of the country and put you on the other side of the planet
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>>90176589
Dodson is a complete cucked shell nowadays, TJ and DJ were also substantially worse back then.
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>>90176589
Wake up homie, it's been three years since Dodson got USADA'd he's a tentative gunshy split decision baby now
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>>90176630
>TJ and DJ were also substantially worse back then.
TJ wasn't on the sauce back then, but okay.
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>>90176649
That doesn't disprove my point, but okay.
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>>90166434
>picked Nunes over Cyborg

my man
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>>90176469
>it's hard to say just how good or bad Cody is
What I can tell you is that he is a brainlet and an easy to read fighter, he has good punching power and reflex but is shit on the ground.
He's just an average fighter who got exposed, he skipped the line because of Faber shilling.
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>>90164834
what a coked out retard
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>>90164852
REKKKKED! U MAD BRO!?
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>>90176698
Funny how despite all that he was still the perfect counter to Cruz.
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>>90176688
How can you doubt lesbians in modern mma?
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This is somewhat off-topic but you guys should consider age when picking underdogs. I'm 30 and know the exact age when my body started going downhill. It was when I turned 28.5 years old. My diet was the same, yet I started gaining weight. When I lifted weights it took longer for my body to heal up. I also noticed my body temperature was a lot colder, that is, I wasn't burning energy. Whenever I see fighters who are above the age of 28 fighting younger guys, I give the younger dudes the edge. They said that 25 is the prime, but that is bullshit. I felt great until 28.5 years of age.
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2018. The year of Bloody Elbow.
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>>90176619
Yeah I'd seen that before, but he'd never gotten heemed in the UFC till TJ.

I don't really know what I'm talking about here, but from a lot of interviews I hear that getting heemed in boxing is easier than getting heemed in MMA.

The larger gloves are offset by the higher punching skill level of the athletes.

Can someone confirm/deny this? I really don't know.
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>>90176743
there wasn't enough tape on Cody at the time, no one knew how good he actually was
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>>90176743
Dom beat himself, he usually count on people chasing him but was so eager to prove he was superior to a brainlet that he was the one chasing Cody. It took 100 fighters from TAM to figure this out.
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>>90176744
Cyborg has fought and prevailed over many lesbians. Your tiny intellect is preventing you from realizing your confirmation bias.
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yo this nigga
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>>90176829
looks like a serious normie normalton
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Let the sperg make the thread.
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>>90176698
>is shit on the ground.
Cody has a wrestling background. All the Team Alpha Male guys are good at wrestling. Chael said recently that TJ might be the best MMA wrestler he has ever seen, yet did you see TJ shooting on Cody. The threat of Cody's counter wrestling was big enough to prevent TJ from even thinking about trying to wrestle fuck his way to a win. If he was "shit" on the ground as you say, TJ and Cruz would have been single legging him all night.
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>>90176886
>>90176886
>>90176886
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>>90166456
It's over, Juan
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>>90176827
Tonya Evinger is just about the most disappointing lesbian in history
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>>90176698
accurate. he throws a super fast flurry of powerful hooks, usually while running forward. that's it. that's the whole game.
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>>90176774
Wasn't there a stat where something like 70% of fights with more than 5 years of age difference were won by the younger man? You can see it too when watching fights sometimes, younger guys still have that "made of rubber" advantage.
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>>90176743
watch the cruz vs MM fight. the forward blitz works really well against cruz. that's cody's thing.
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>>90176952
I must have a bad memory, because I only remember Cruz ragdolling and dominating DJ in that fight.
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>>90176992
Yeah, cruz definitely out sized MM by far in that fight and won handily. But watch where MM has success, its a forward blitz on cruz's little faggot spaz movements. Its' why I called Cody dominating cruz by a long shot.
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>>90176713
Seriously.
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>>90176829

that jacket is too big for him now
zero point to this fight
there is no legacy in being a two weight world champion when you go down in weight
if he had done it against dj, the goat flyweight, then sure
but against cejudo? cmon man, who cares?
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>>90163850
6 out of a possible 11
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>>90176037
fair point about the reporter. The news clip I watched cut out a lot of it and made Jones look really bad I guess.
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>>90176116
Isn't proper 12 absolute shit though?
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>>90176460
There is a chance of permanent injury/death...
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>>90178492
It is shit, but Conor fans are dumb arses who buy anything. Conor is making more off his whiskey than he was making in the UFC.



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