>Countdown to Australian GP:http://whenisf1on.com/(click menu on left for session times)>Countdown to FKino at Sakhir:http://www.fiaformula2.com/>Streams:http://mygoodstream.pw/>Winter Streamhttps://www.rabb.it/spf1general>Previous Thread:>>90100813 >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism v2.0:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:156 (158 entries)>2019 /sp/erb Owl Status:Everything is done, more or less>Launch dates:Renault F1 Team - R.S. 19 - 12th FebRacing Point F1 Team (that will be changed anyway) - 13th FebMcLaren F1 Team - MCL34 - 14th FebAlfa Romeo Sauber F1 Team - C38 - 14th Feb (Maybe?)Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow - 15th Feb>News:Vasseur rates SauberOcon rates Force IsraelGrosjean doesn't rate Renault but does rate Haas
>>90124639>>90124639actual old threadt. newfag OP
1st going full straight
Decent thread all things considered (read as I couldn't make a better one after thirsty thursday)
>>90152453I don't rate my thread creation skills because I always forget something like the old thread link, this time I got lucky for getting the link as 1st post for the archivists
>>90152426>[team member] rates [his own team]Nice news :D
>>90152477https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/racing-point-close-massive-gap-big-teams/4321286/>Ocon rates Force Israelhttps://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/sauber-pushed-like-hell-2019-car/4320670/>Vasseur rates Sauber>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-scared-haas-romain-grosjean/4321178/>Grosjean doesn't rate Renault but does rate Haas
What did Honda mean about RB's "party mode"?>Inb4 RB's engine explodes and throws away a lot of confetti
Well done Binland
I hope the shadow council of /f1/ in the archive site won't be cross with OP :D
>>90152573I don't think they care about reverse links too much, especially while we are so slow and not multi thread drifting. If anyone has beef I'll have your back buddy
I cannot see the page we are, there's this "?", should I head down and keep cool the tyres'?
>>90152634PEE WAN I REPEAT WE HAVE PEE WAN
For me, it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34tuQ_8VhOU
For me, it's self-scrutineering.
Asking teams to self-scrutineer is like asking Lehman Brothers to report its true losses on subprime loan products
>Start shitposting about Bottas being a Wingman Cuck>He losos his SponsorWho Devilish here
>>90152740Sadly we are not relevant in this case, but /f1/ can still finish what it really started, and break dickbums career to pieces
>>90152719short AA bonds my dude
>>90152750/f1/ created a lot of the memes you see being reposted on Merc, HAM and BUTT social media
>>90152750Also Hamilton's mentality is very weak, I suppose due to a vegan diet, so if Leclecr or Vettee beat him, we can make him go into depression
>>90152750Is his GF still selling her used Underwear?
>>90152750>/f1/ given the power to destroy >but not the power to bring anyone backwe truly are cursedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXo2zaUu48
>If you want to win, hire a bin
>>90152786we kinda "gave" kimi his probably last victorythat's gotta count
Based binland saving the streak>Select all images with tractors>inb4 phoneposter
>>90152777Trips of truth. Lets do it
>>90152689H O W L I N G @ Hartley in that vid
!!!!!!BREAKING!!!!!!https://www.racefans.net/2019/01/10/former-porsche-lmp1-chief-seidl-run-mclaren-f1-team/SEIDL >>>/in/ TO MCLEL, NOT MERCEDES
>>90153268Is this good for Mclel and Carlos?
>hiring Peter Prodromou will make McLaren win again>the Honda partnership will make McLaren win again>firing Ron Dennis will make McLaren win again>Alonso driving will make McLaren win again>ending the Honda partnership will make McLaren win again>hiring Andreas Seidl will make McLaren win again
>>90153326I think it's Ricciardo tier career decision from Seidl
What are you doing in Italy, Rakesh?
>>90153436>besmirching the good Britalian brand>not checking dubsFOOKIN DISGRACE
You still have 3 hours to go
>checking Rakesh's dubs
>>90153435>I think it's Ricciardo tier career decision from SeidlIf its a Ricci move then Reno and mclaren confirmed for 2021 championship battle
>>90153480>implying his dubs wouldn't be as fake as his wrist wear
https://www.cameo.com/jpmonty2You can give JPM your money to make him say shit.
>>90153511>ignoring the fact Seb opened an account in OctoberWhy does he need the money?
>>90153527Big guys have big appetites.He probably doesn't. He's still employed. I saw Castroneves listed on the page too and he must be pretty well off with all the shit he's won and taxes he's avoided.
>turning right into a wall under safety carWhy did Grosjean try and Senna himself in Baku and will he try again?
>>90153583it's part of Haas' strategy, only big brained individuals get it
>tfw vacuuming the room to Break FreeI really need to buy a school girl uniform
>>90153604It was a bold move alright.
>>90153606Maybe if you ask real nicely Bonny or Liv will sell you one on Depop.
>>90153411Was wondering when you would have come back.Guess you avoided all the snowy adriatic chimp out
>>90153666From what I've heard it wouldn't have affected me anyway, hopefully wont see snow in 2019 now..
>>90152325>>90152363Negative, working and phoneposting
>>90153692I've heard it was more south but who knows.>No snow for me yet>Can't even see it in the mountains aroundBit sad
>>90153725I'm at Linate at the minute and can see it on the mountain, doesn't look properly covered though. Think German alps has all the snow.
>driving a car>a sport
>>90153873>dying of bowel cancer because of your shitty diet>questioning the athleticism of others
>>90153884Im 6'5" and 192 lbsI WILL heem you
>>90153919that's like 50 seconds and 24 liters, right?
>be American>get asscancer
>>90153974That's a worse fuel consumption than an old V10.Should America go FE? I think yes
New website is under development. It will have new features including the archive of old races. It will be released within following weeks before winter testing (we will show all the sessions).IPTV has had some problems lately, and now the provider has shutdown. I lost a lot there and so did you :(Therefore I preferrably offer every subscriber a High Tier membership on the upcoming website. EDIT: There is new monthly replacement available out of cost for one year subs, please contact me.I see a lot of people enjoyed the IPTV a lot and used it daily, you can contact me on Discord (goodmorningf1#7833) if you want recommendations for some other very similar services and trials for them.- Good Morning
>>90154013>implying Murica won't just bomb another innocent* country for its oil>*their media will brainwash you into thinking it's not
>>90153974What is it in full furlongs though?
whats wrong with your face
>>90154049Does this sounds like someone making a profit out of an illegal streaming?
Why is "Valtteri, it's James" such a hit meme right now?LEAVE VALTTERI ALONE YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>>90154049Forgot about this desu
>>90154133this. it still hurts
>>90153645Given I've just gone full teenage girl and strung fairylights around the room I think I'll need to do that.
>>90154049Reminder that this guy is a Finn and I basically know his identity.
>>90154150If you're that far gone you might as well start doing squats too.>inb4 twerking ass clap sounds uploaded to vocaroo
Should they replace Will "most punchable face on the grid" Buxton with F1 Elvis?
>>90154234He's just as bad.
>>90154133t. Valtteri "COPY JAMES" Bottas
>>90154234>F1 "I used to empty the bins at McLaren so that means I'm an F1 expert" ElvisFTFY
>>90154266They way McLaren are nowadays, whoever replaced him has their hands full.
>>90154228No more vocaroo stuff. It makes me no better than rakesh and the thread gets out of hand.Also this:https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BxZZds6OsH
Auto Bild speculates that Arrivabene is going to Sauber and that Alfa Romeo is interested in turning Sauber to Alfa Romeo Racing. Arrivabene would be some kind of link between Sauber and Alfa Romeo
>>90154332>killing SauberNo thanks
Who was it that posted the vaporware F1 album?
>>90154328Somebody get me the Hungarian right now
>>90154332You mean, Alfa Romeo Sauber, the team in which one G Raikkonen is an investor? Imagine Maurizio's first day>you consign one of your drivers - the most beloved on the grid - to your junior partner team, but he just GOTTA GO FAST so he accepts it and even makes a small stock portfolio a condition>you get the sack>you end up at the team you relegated your driver/shareholder toItalians. Not even once.
>>90154499I honestly don't know what to make of this
>>90154509He just can't stop making the calls.
>>90154747He gon to the inside :dd
>>90154332This I like.
Carlos Sans has told the next MCL is going to be papaya.>Not a real Notice tho
>>90152985I propose a fanfic in which he fucks his retarded brother and jerks off to queen's portrait.he'll be a broken man
>>90152786Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaeguis the wise?
>>90155053It's not a story WAGlad would read to you
is an car an athlete?
>>90154956>Carlos SansIs that a font?
>>90120511anon, you wanted to know what are they doing during fp1? here's a video with will cuxkton showing what williams were testing in mexico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkIQ6UX9Kz4
>>90155081WagLAD star wars fanfic when?
>>90155193Almost three years ago to the day when I did a back and forth thing with a guy on /v/
>>90153511https://www.cameo.com/v/5c1837de207af5010e243463Who wouldn't want a tired old spic wishing them a happy birthday after superficially saying he's heard that you're a great car mechanic?
>>90155178I saw that earlier. Cheers lad. Decent insight tbqh.
>>90155109>this is an athlete
>>90155283>>90155109>this is not an athlete
>>90155233I hadn't read this for a while.I forgot it was /ss/ based.
>>90155298Boccolacci looks like a weird hybrid version of Charles, Fisi and a bit of Bianchi
>>90155316To be fair, they were all born very close to each other
>>90155379I'm positive Leclerc has some Italian genes somewhere but can't find a last name to locate themBut as for the others Bianchi's origins are from Milan, Boccolacci from Umbria and Fisi is from Rome
we need an updated version of this
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-not-right-arrivabene-binotto/4321919/LMAO for motorsport (((media))) pushing the "Ferrari let Vettel down" meme. They didn't, it was Shittel himself who chocked and threw the title away.
>Puglia in English is Apulia
>>90155503>English are too dumb to develop their own word from the Latin one
>>90155178Based Cuxton lurks /f1/ and makes FOM post relevant content
>>90155469I'll make one but I am now le tired, can't think of how to make it funny either
>The state of british drivers
What will Gimi's face be when he realizes he has the same amount of press conference appearances because FOM knows fans love his autism and press hates it?
>>90154332>Gimi>Gio the Nazi>Ruth>Alfa Romeo>ArrivabenisDREAM TEAM
>not immediately banning the other 44% of votersWhat is wrong with these people?
>>90155495Someone said Vettel spun off because he was stressed out over not getting enough support from Ferrari.
>>90155298I ain't gay but ocon got mad nips
>>90156291>I'm stressed :(>I'll spin in Monza and COTA, that'll show em :)
>>90156291admit it, you read that on leddit
>>90156291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8EpSKPng9I fucking luigis and their non-existent support for seb, the greatest driver ever
>>90155379NIZZA È ITALIA
>>90156291vettel's mistakes, no need to complicate thingsbut driving for ferrari is hell so
>>90155283>>90155298dude I just wanted to know if an car is a athletewtf
>>90155298Ocon looks so dumb, holy fuck, someone tell him to stop fucking squinting and raising his eyebrows
>>90155573That made me realize that Lecute will have to ditch his cool Carrera glasses and wear the lazy RayBan shit instead.
>>90156511nah, some well-informed(?) journo on Twitter, forgot who
>rating vettel past 2013
>>90156069jezabels are ghey desu
I feel like McLaren will make a big comeback desuNot winning/frequent podiums but i think theyll be sorta like Haas was at Aus18, except all season
>>90154332Arrivabenis with Gimi will beat Ferrari!
>>90157035It's not a good thing to choke big time every race
Reminder that real racing resumes in precisely 2 months
>>90153692Scrap that, been snowed on
>>90157093That would be hilarious though, each race ruined by progressively absurd mistakes
>>90157205Does time passes faster in Ethiopia?>>90152426>>Countdown to FKino at Sakhir:>http://www.fiaformula2.com/
>>90156946I like them tho
>>90157205I like motogp, and I like you ethiopiabro, but this isnt /moto/
/motogp/ is like a Hulk-podium
>>90157425>>90157369>>90157316I was an old school /f1/ poster (vid related) but motorbikes drew me away https://youtu.be/7fA7N5knYuw
>>90157481>he found 4 wheels too overwhelming
>>90157481Are you the guy from /dbt/ or is that someone different?
>>90157517The fz07 in Ethiopia on the map? Yeah. I haven't posted there in about 10 months though.
>>90156069>Fangiosurprised he got so many votes desu since there is so little video of him racing; it's all in books or anecdotes
>>90157481Until moto has a team or guy pushing the limits like our boy Britten did I don't give a fuck about SWL
>>90157205looking forward to the inevitable Repsol Honda implosion
>>90157667Why is American diplomat posting on /f1/
>>90157553DBT goes to shit during the winter, actually it's just constantly shit. Haven't posted there in a while either. How's life in Africa going?
>>90157734KTMasterrace/dbt/ is always shit. If you don't post in /motogp/, you're ded
>>90157481This doesn't answer my question
>>90157863>tfw no free Savoy
>>90157969They don't make them like this anymore
>>90157976Why don't we talk about why Fabio is so amazing?https://youtu.be/3VSkY0MfOqk
>>90156069Schumi > Prost > Fangio > Lauda > Stewart > Brabham > Piquet > Senna > Hamilton > Vettel tho to be honest, how can anyone today fairly rate 50s/60s F1 drivers?
>tfw no dr650
Is it Italian clay?
>>90158072Clark is number 1 desu. Never saw him race, but he won in every category he raced in.
>>90158072>Senna>anywhere other than the absolute bottomHe was an Alonso tier fraud
>>90154332Only scenario in which I would accept Sauber been wiped off.
>>90158111Ok Lewis might be better, but Senna is still less of a fraud than Vettel
>>90158072Put Lauda after Piquet and it's completely accurate. Also add Clark. >>90158091>he won in every category he raced in.literally the same applies to Stirling moss, he won everything except a Formel 1 title, yet people call him a cuck and bong shilling
>>90158080Never let it be said that we didn't tried but I guess Africa never really worked out that well for >usAlso Baku, kek
>>90158191>add ClarkI limited the ranking to that Fan Voice poll of 3x or more WDCs. I would have put him in after Fangio. As for Piquet, I love the guy but I wasn't really blown away by watching/reading his driving (w/r/t watching tho, I've only seen races and footage from his Williams years and later)
>>90158155Alonso is the only world champion in the history of the sport that's more of a hack than SennaLewis it top 3 of all times
>>90158191Moss never entered the Indy 500. Maybe Clark is more revered because he died young.
>>90158080>>90158219You assholes need to move here This place is welcoming, safe and full of opportunity
>>90158304gib job and apartment and I will
This is literally the most retarded conversation /f1/ can have and that includes discussion over Thic's diet and Emilia's stable antics. How can you compare drivers who drove in completely different eras? We have literally no idea if Fangio could drive Lewis's car as quickly as he does, we have no idea if Lewis could exist in the you crash you die era. It isn't like football or basketball or whatever where the sport hasn't changed vastly over 50 years, I don't even know if you can accurately compare Schumacher to Hamilton and Vettee. Every era has new skill sets and challenges so the discussion is completely pointless.
>>90158304superpower by 2030 right?how do you even go from 70 million people to a 100 million in a decade?
>>90158349this is correct
>>90158371>hungary doesn't know what sex is
Bet on Kvyat
>>90158371relevant I suppose
>>901582752/10 made me push the radio-button
>>90158386Hungarian women do, as seen on all the premium-internet-porn-sites.
>>90158501Not sure I've ever seen Hungarians it always seems to be Czech bitches
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/first-overtaking-sim-track-designs/4322005/>F1 used and will use overtaking simulators to design new circuits>Pat Symonds: "We developed a model that includes kinds of track surface, tyre behavior etc.">"Vietnam has been designed with these simulation and I think is gonna be a very exciting race">"We are looking at new designs aswell as some modifications">"What people suggest isn't always the way to go, for example people say you need more mechanical grip to imporve OT while evidence say that low grip situations like in the wet is the best"Does this count a bit as Tilke BTFO? Replaced by a PC?
>>90158517>Vietnam was designedIsn't it mainly streets and a little bit that isn't currently streets but will be streets by then?
>>90158349>It isn't like football or basketball or whatever where the sport hasn't changed vastly over 50 yearsthe sports haven't, but the athletes have so you can't have a "true GOAT" discussion in any sport. the best anyone can do is compare how much each dominated their respective competition and go from there
>>90158386in Italian please if possible thank you
>>90158573Of course and I think comparing Pele to Messi or Chamberlain to Curry is retarded as well BUT it is a more relevant discussion than best F1 driver of all time by a country mile. F1 in the 60's is basically a different sport to F1 in 2018.
>>90158611Pene va in figa. Arrivababby.
>>90158557>Isn't it mainly streets and a little bit that isn't currently streets but will be streets by then?The layout and area the track is, direction, and shit can still be planned.
>>90158546Absolutely perfect, I'm in tears, 11/10.
>>90158664But not to the level where I'm comfortable for them to say 'look at muh compute designed track creating overtakes'. Baku has overtakes and wasn't designed by a compute, it just has long straights for DRS, same as Vietnam.
>>90158689hmmm why didn't r find its self on the end of the computers?
>>90158641grazie, polposei un tesoro
>>90158397To lose his seat during the season? Might be able to do that.
>>90158762>Dickbum doesn't get the SL this winterBlyat Stays Lol
>>90158517we will know it after hanoi gp
>>90158689I agree, with you, but first step is still the first step.I would want to compare the computer simulated design vs current tracks. What would a computer come up with at Silverstone. Do they just enter in the area you have to work with and it all sorts it out? I have a lot of questions.
Can all future digit try to scupper Dickbum?Nothing would bring me more joy then seeing him not get enough points.
>>90158883God wills it.
>>90158878I assume a human draws out their idea for a track and the computer program gives feedback on how good the overtaking chances are and then the human readjusts etc>>90158883>>90158901Don't understand wishing for someone to fail especially in this circumstance. You have an angry bong that Tost loves (for now), this spells maximum meme potential if he ever got to F1. If he didn't get to F1 it would be fucking nothing and he would just be forgotten, which isn't at all entertaining.
>>90158937Because I like Kvyat, I want him to stay and I don't want him to get kicked out mid-season again.Also the FIA bending over backwards for Red Bull just to get him points is annoying.Dan can enter the sport in 2020 after he has got the 5 points he needs via SuperFormula, not mid-2019 by this bullshit series.
>>90158878>>90158937Pretty sure it's as Simon says, in the article Symonds mentions that it takes hours to complete a lap for the simulator so I'm pretty sure it needs well, a lap to do, so an alrady existing track.I think that it's not used to DRAW circuits but more like gather data from existing ones so that the designer(s) know what elements are needed to make an OT
>>90159004Gio the Nazi is probably going to be a complete shitter so the Sauber seat is always open for Daniil once he gets bullied out again. I like Kvyat but I dont like him at TR, its going to be the same story as with Fartly, where they don't really want him there but he's the best option they have at the moment and hes just going to get treated like shit until he makes a big enough mistake for them to fire him.
>>90158937>>90159004Also it would be> "Do you remember that time when Red Bull spent a fuck load of money to get Dan Ticktum super licence points as he was their only decent junior driver and he failed, repeatedly, in multiple series, to the same family."That is funny.
>>90159052>seat is always open for Daniil once he gets bullied out again.Nope
>>90159077>mick doesn't got direct to Ferrari after Seb gets exposed by Lecucker
>>90158937That makes sense. I can see it still driving you into a corner where you end up with long straights and 90° corners because that's the type of heavy braking that leads to passes.And for Ticktum, all I want is FIA not to give special privilege. By their own rules the winter series can't give points so it shouldn't give points. The only meme I want to see is Schumi 2.2 beating him on merit.>>90159014That's lame then.
Imagine David making Vivien his moving chicane against Dickbum
>>90159107>Ferrari don't bring Kimi for 2020 as replacement for JUSTed Vettel while Mick does 1 year in the Sauber to learn F1 before Kimi retires as a 2xWDC and we get a glorious decade of LEC vs MSC
>>90159217Mick to Haas you read it here first
>>90159230Who else is going to be in Haas then? Because I wouldn't want either if those drivers mentoring my raising talent
>>90159201More likely he will use her to be a kind of enchantress to make him emotionally weak.Like reverse cuck thing.
>>90159230Haas and Ferrari will distance themselves even more.It's clear Ferrari wanted to make them their real 2nd team but Gene Haas being so reluctant (about taking drivers and naming sponsorship) made Ferrari go all out on Sauber and I don't see a close inversion in this tendency
>>90159254Haas will just pay a shit ton for Shumey's son and promise to let him be the number 1 driver. Its not like they could provide a worse mentor than Charles had.
>>90159270Dubs for this because Liv would be LIVID
>>90159280At Sauber Kimi is available in theory. That and closer ties to Ferrari via Alfa makes it seem the obvious choice.
>>90159305Don't know how great a mentor Kimi would be, its not like hes a guy who puts the extra hours in or a guy who expresses himself well.
>>90159305What if Gimi just says "naw nigga" and retires?
>>90159321How does a guy with bad skills in personal communication have great car feedback skills?
>>90159321>>90159336Gio is the test for it I guess. Plus Kimi clearly has a public face and a private face, we literally don't know shit about what he is like away from prying eyes.
>>90159405I mean theres Grosjean as an example already..
>>90159422And he isn't as bad as people in the media paint him. Gio seems to think Kimi is the best team mate for him to have and he has been working for Ferrari behind the scenes for 2 years.One thing I would say against Kimi is he has a style that's fairly different to other drivers on the grid so how much you can learn would be interesting.I want to see 2 Sauber driving straight down the straight while everyone else weaves doing nothing significant to their tyres
>>90159500Isn't Gimi oversteer pro like I am anime pro?
>>90156069WHERE THE FUCK IS JIM CLARK
>>90158517Fellow members of /F1/, I recently received a tip from my top informant in the F1 paddock, currently a member of the FIA’s advanced overtaking task force and formerly a member of the Mosley cock & ball torture consortium.Said informant relayed the results of the FIA’s first round of computer simulations to me, with explicit details as to the future of F1’s classic circuits.Preliminary analysis by the FIA supercomputer, prompted by the input statement “the perfect passing circuit doesn’t exi-“, revealed the pictured layout as the perfect overtaking circuit. The FIA has been shaken to its core by this revelation and have frantically begun to rework the layout of every F1 circuit currently on the calendar. Silverstone is to be reworked back into a functioning, multi-runway airport, with the circuit navigating either side of a single runway with a single turn at each end. Grandstand will be replaced by orbiting aircraft, having taken off from the circuits other two runways.The classic Nordschliefe and Hockenheim tracks are rumored to return to the calendar, at least partially, with the new F1 circuits running their longest straightaways and only these straightaways in either direction. Drunken fans will be left to climbing trees to witness the pinaccle of motorsport.Most interestingly, Monaco apparently plans to become the first seaborne F1 circuit, a floating pier of asphalt covered pontoons stretching up to 30km into the Mediterranean. This will maximize both drivers overtakes and celebrity appearances from trackside yachts.Perhaps least surprising, are the Middle East’s plans for their new F1 circuit. An allied OPEC-F1 committe has proposed a 300+ mile F1 circuit straddling the Suadi Arabia-Iraq border, with spectating fans watching the race from the edge of space.The FIA is expected to announce these important new circuit changes at the conclusion of winter testing to best even the playing field for the season to come.
>>90159582Too spaced didn't read
>>90159582based always right F1 amerileaker
>>90157659Hayden still went on to win the championship (just) despite this
Reminder that Kubica will finish 2nd at Baku.
>>90159993>second to DNFYep he will finish the race second
Is he the most revolting car youtuber in existence?
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-not-right-arrivabene-binotto/4321919/God these fucking pundits do my head in.>HUUYURRRFFFAUUAARRGH VETTEL SPINS IT BE FERRARI FAULT Pic related, it's the *nglo motorsports media
>>90160417Rewind the clock 5 years and it was "Ferrari is shit because Alonso can't build the team he only wants to focus on driving" and now it's "Vettel couldn't just focus on driving like he did at Red Bull, he's being expected the build the team and that's too much pressure"
>>90159582AVUS couldn't be more boring than Monaco, from a racing perspective. let it come back
>pinkham will never jerk you off using her kubicarmwhy even live
>>90161160>she'll never pop open the surgery scar so you can have a go at it to keep things fresh
>>90160280>Le heir to a menswear chain car rich YouTuber lad XDCan't stand him, most of the overly wealthy youtubers are so out of touch with reality that it's tough enjoy their content even if it's good
>>90160670>I just want to drive I don't want to manage the team x2I'm struggling to see your point. Both wanted to do what they use to do when they were world champions but both couldn't do that. Plus you have Vettel's one off by one, it's more like "Vettel has to manage the pit wall from his car and it's impacting his driving" or something along those lines. Alonso mainly had issues involving the team outside the car, Vettel mainly has trust issues with strategy calls while in the car. Both are valid criticism from different perspective but there isn't any hypocrisy there imo.
>watching a dude playing Motorsport manager on youtube with 2019 grid mod>"Let's move through this F3 event in Dubai, noone cares about that" >FLORSCH FUCKING WINSI know which mod I'm trying next.
>>90161579>tfw when you are so starved for new season that you watch anything with F1 on it
>>90161539>Correa 2nd>Florsch cucks Keita's exIt really is a mememachine
necrophilia is NOT a crime
>>90161412The hypocrisy is that Alonso was scapegoated for Ferrari's inadequacies but Vettel is being mollycoddled despite making far far more mistakes while having far far more competitive cars than Alonso ever did
>>90161579so that's why i had a feeling i know this guy working in a store, it's fucking him, almost 100% carbon copy of this twat
>>90162456Alonso was toxic and the blame was rightfully placed on him though, he gonna championship capable car and ran it into the dirt trying to be Schumi. As of right now we have no words that Seb is even close to anything that destructive. He still follows orders and what the team wants but second guesses them because the trust is gone. Apple's and oranges.Alonso finished 2nd in the WDC i a red car more than Seb has, so who has the more competitive car is pretty lop sided.
The office slampig is wearing a very distracting dress today.
>>90162608Give us a description lad
>>90162547>He still follows ordersWell he is German.
>>90162547>Alonso was toxic and the blame was rightfully placed on him thoughAnd there we go. It's obviously no secret that Alonso was difficult to work with but I'm struggling to see how that affects things like technical teams being able to do their job. We're now being told these things operate independently of the driver and that any lack of trust in strategy departments is justified (despite strategy costing Alonso the 2010 title), but - like I said - rewind the clock back to the Alonso days and apparently Ferrari not building a fast car and having operational cock ups were the fault of the driver. That's the hypocrisy, it's not hard to work out.
>>90162608Take a creepshot you pussy.
>>90162645Revealing, Black lacy dress. Lots of skinThe sort of girl that normally looks like a 2 but with the right lighting conditions can spec could pass for a 7Mid 30s I think.I'm a terrible person.
>>90162665Alonso was at the end of a 4 year stint being consistently second in a car when that criticism and that he was toxic started going around.Seb has only just reached the point that Alonso started at competitive wise.Again completely different things like I said from the start, being talked about in completely different ways. Not hypocritical as they are different.
>>90162547>he gonna championship capable car and ran it into the dirt trying to be Schumiyou're gonna have to rephrase this one mate
>>90162745you're being very disingenuous in saying the situations and resulting criticisms are completely different but whatever, agree to disagree.
>be Alonso fanboy>make excuses for Alonso>get mad when people make excuses for VettelFanboys make be laugh.
>>90162694Girls wear shit like that to get noticed by their crushes. If she's not a looker, it's likely her crush is above her / oblivious. So you wait til the end of the day when she's down about not being complimented on her dress by her crush, casually compliment her like "oh I meant to say earlier but I was super busy, you look great in that dress". 50/50 she'll give you a good response and you can ask her for a drink after work, 2 beers later and you'll get to stick your dick in her.
>>90162804>t. wears sexy dresses to impress guys
>>90162803Care to point out where I tried to excuse driving errors Alonso made of his own volition?
>>90162831Only on Saturdays
>>90162802>Alonsos driving suffered because he was too focused on building the team out of the car>Sebs driving is suffering because he is too distracted by second guessing strategy from his teamThese are the same and deserve the same level of criticism...
>>90162850Gotta reward your footy team's players for winning somehow, amirite? :^)
>>90162867I never said Alonso's driving suffered, I maintain he consistently performed better than the guy who replaced him.
>>90162867>>90162908also the mistakes he did make were rightly never blamed on the team
>Toyota's Tokyo Auto Salon livestream just went up>tfw no Mana this yearI remember staying up to see her and not understand a word of it.I was just so happy to see her face and see her smiling and being proud for what she does.I hope she is happy right now.
>>90162908>>90162954>Alonsos driving didn't sufferlol ok that's why he lost 3 years and you literally blamed he team for that here >>90162665And people are blaming Seb for putting the pressure on himself leading to his mistakes. He doesn't know how to cope with that pressure after having to not even think about that sort of thing at RBR. His mistakes have always been on him and the media have always done that. The cause of that pressure is from the team but how he has dealt with it and his mistakes are on him.There is no hypocrisy your just blinded by Alonsos stomach while you suck him off.
>>90163015Oh, apparently Toyota will unveil the new GR Supra Super GT Concept in about 10 minutesGuess I'm watching that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z45y-cXWkJI
>this Australian still seething at Vettel after all these years for humiliating WebberHow can they sleep while their bums are burning?
>>90163084Is that the BMW next to it
>>90163043No, I said a bad strategy call cost Alonso in 2010. I didn't say that Alonso spinning in Belgium or crashing in practice in Monaco was the team's fault, it was 100% his fault. Contrast this with Vettel who threw away a 10 second lead in Hockenheim and I'm supposed to believe that the team was (at least partially) responsible because of "pressure"? As if every lead driver of Ferrari doesn't have to deal with pressure? Then we get articles like this...>https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/32420/11490197/why-ferrari-must-share-blame-for-sebastian-vettels-mistakes...after Alonso was blamed for the inadequacies of departments in which he literally has no input? Okay sure, there was no hypocrisy lol
>>90159077Ladies and gentlemen, your 2020 WDC (and his mentor) and 2020 WCC drivers
Man I wish I could understand spoken runes
>>90163201Did you actually read that? The criticism of Ferrari is that they aren't RBR... The rest goes on about how Seb can't handle pressure. If you ignore the clickbait title there is no issue.The real fuck up of Ferrari is their aero package that was a step backwards. Which is obviously Vettel's fault Alonso would have fixed that with his multi tool he keeps in his pocket.
>>90163044Was that the car when I clicked on a min ago?
>>90163363No they haven't shown it yet.They are showing off the new road supra so far but the cover should be pulled off soon.
For me it's a new, warm set of primes.
>>90163310The difference being that apparently we're supposed to be uniquely sympathetic to one driver when all teams make mistakes and their drivers are expected to suck it up. We don't get this prevailing narrative that mistakes behind that wheel can in part be blamed on people who aren't even driving the car. Verstappen's mistakes are correctly called out and excuses aren't made for him.>The real fuck up of Ferrari is their aero package that was a step backwards. Which is obviously Vettel's fault...Funny, but not my position.
>That noseOy vey
>>90163444looks sweet desu
This was what the pulled the cover off of
I could easily beat that Supra using a Honda Civic with a few simple mods.
>tfw you immediately find a more meme pic
>>90163564I could beat it with my very feminine Volkswagen car, too. (Pic related)
>>90163630I meant the pasta
>Really like the song they did for their little promo video>Turns out it was a original song for the videoGod fucking dammit Toyota
>>90163644>feminine>a benis that bigpick one
>>90163716>not believing that aesthetic, uncut nine-inch benises are the peak of femininity
In 5-6 hours the first F3 Asia race kicks off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrDOguChD3ETicktum has already said he is above this level of racing so it should be easy.So bed time for me.Free practise is currently on and you can see live timing herehttps://livetiming.getraceresults.com/asianlemansseries#screen-results
>>90163771>Ticktum has already said he is above this level of racing so it should be easyHe really makes liking him a challenge doesn't he?
>>90163716Traps do tend to have very big penises desu don’t ask me how I know this
>>90163771I want to believe
>>90163809>Pavan RAVISHANKAR>GBRFucking Rakesh
>>90152786Come back Schumi
>someone bought a bunch of A1GP cars and is gonna run a Pan-African series with themOh yes
New Miku car revealed
>>90163771>Ticktum has already said he is above this level of racing so it should be easy.Can u get an "oof"?
I want a Rozen Maiden livery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdxOR8hHkR4&t=127>be Nico>filming electric car tech at CES for his YouTube>Mercedes makes him wait to film their concept>literally making the 2016 WDC for the factory Mercedes team wait to promote a Mercedes concept>BASED Nico walks off because he can't be fucked waiting for more than few minutes>they come running after him and beg him to come back and filmGuarantee that Bottas would wait for 5 hours.That's why Nico is a WDC who beat an all time great, and Bottas is a cucked wingman.
>seth laughing at his own shitposts.webm
>>90164056>>90164072I'm a fan
>>90165036Hi Bahamas.Did you film this yourself back home?p.s. thanks for editing out the bumlicking part
>>90165019The Z4 and Supra are effectively the same car with different body kits and some cosmetics inside. It was a joke at that lad
>>90154234they should get WTF1!
>>90165140>thinking I'm some niggerLOL looks like the tumors from your skin cancer is starting to spread to your brain
>>90164220>tfw Dickbum gets SCHUMI’D twice two F3 campaigns
>>90163771>https://livetiming.getraceresults.com/asianlemansseries#screen-results>Subaru Impreza WAGON>Honda Civic EGM E M E SEMES
>>90166088Forgot the pic
>>90166108VTAK was a mistake
Morizo is so fucking based>custom one off Toyota Century GRMN built for his personal car>gets chauffeured by Kamui Kobayashi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP_S6HH15ww
>>90166291If that Australian lad (I think his name is Scott Cox) were in the EG he'd be winning
>>90166820>Jordan CoxFTFYDo you like Cox?
F3 qualy nowhttps://livetiming.getraceresults.com/asianlemansseries#screen-results
>>90166865>submit post saying it's on>immediately go back to timing tab>literally 2 seconds later the chequered flag appearsOh.>connection errorF I A TIAT>Fix It Again, TWAIN
>>90166855Thank you my friend>Do you like Cox?I do, he's an absolute madman behind the wheel of that civicAlso >4channel in charge of servers
>>90167031>>Do you like Cox?>I do>he likes cocks
>>90167116Sauce? I really need to knock one out to that one in the middle
https://www.speedcafe.com/2019/01/11/former-indycar-star-paul-tracy-to-make-bathurst-debut/PT doing the B12hr>only in a shitty MARC car thoughFingers crossed he deliberately crashes SVG out, then punches him :DDDDDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUZCouSpU2ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmHN_JMiDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNOyDe4ugrw&t=25
>>90167116Nothing more manly than fucking a buff dudes asshole with your entirely average cock
>>90167487Looked it up just the other day actually because of that pic.Rilee Markshttps://spankbang.com/29bbr/video/It blew my mind because I knew her from a couple of really really bad femdom videos, but I thought she had never done anything else, which annoyed me greatly because she's cutehot as fuck.Sadly it's all solo and lesbian stuff. She never did boy/girl.
>>90167590Ah cheers anyway. At least I’ll know what her tits look like
>>90167590Footfags are disgusting and should be gassed, but I'll be damned if that one part didn't make my feet tingle
Good job lads.
>>90168103How will gimibabbies ever recover?
>>90163771>In 5-6 hours the first F3 Asia race kicks off.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrDOguChD3E30 mins to go
>>90167839Stunning Formula One content.
day of the rake soon
Imagine your life being so empty that you spend your new years eve waiting until the exact stroke of midnight to make one of your low effort le troll posts.Genuinely sad.I hope he can find more fulfilment in real life during the next year.
Imagine your life being so empty that you compulsively obsess over someone who occasionally posts in a Formula One shitposting general you browse.
>Are you having a good day Anon? I hope you are!
>>90166896Chances >we could bully FIA not to grant SL points?
>>90162804What if I'm the crush?
<10 mins until Asian Winter F3 stream startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrDOguChD3E
>>90163015>Mana came anywayYay
>>90168442>tfw didn't get to find the pic before WAGlad, flip it, and ask "is she engaged?"
>>90163037>>90168479I'd be h..ha..happy for her anyway. She would have found someone who loves her and makes her happy.Someone she enjoys spending time with.Someone who takes the blues away.Someone who lights up her world.Someone to have hot baby making sex in the mating press with....I'd be f..fine with it.
>>90168341Then crush that pussy
F3 is latehttps://livetiming.getraceresults.com/asianlemansseries#screen-results>Asian Le Mans Series - Free Practice 2>To go: 38:19 The fucking state...
>>90168558I should have just posted the schedule.>Live Streaming:(Thailand Local Time)>Race 1:11 Jan,14:25 (GMT+7)>Race 2:12 Jan,09:55 (GMT+7)>Race 3:12 Jan,16:45 (GMT+7)>Race Schedule:>(Thailand Local Time)>11 Jan, 2019 Friday>08:00 - 08:30 Official Practise>11:15 - 11:30 Qualifying 1>11:35 - 11:50 Qualifying 2>14:40 - 15:10 Race 1>12 Jan, 2019 Saturday>10:10 - 10:40 Race 2>17:00 - 17:30 Race 3
>>90168586>>Race 1:11 Jan,14:25 (GMT+7)>2:12 pm>Friday, 11 January 2019 (GMT+7)>Time in Thailand>Asian Le Mans Series - Free Practice 2>To go: 31:50 Still wouldn't have helped.Youtube chat says:>FP2 for ALMS had a 75-minute long red flag
>>90168617Oh wait, I looked at the wrong thing.>14:40 - 15:10 Race 1
>imagine not buying that Ligier when you had the chance
Good girl Vivien sitting as far away as possible from disgusting Dickscum>even moving her arm and shoulder away
>>90168890>That guy top rightWho let a boomer into Fzoomer?
>>90168890>getting as close as possible without putting an arm around Schumi 2.2Based
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfH70_lUue/>f3asianchampionship>Race one will start at 3:10PM(GMT+7)So 10 past the hour>18 mins to go
>>90168321why does she look so uncomfortable?
>>90168905>not knowing about the meme that is DRAGONhttp://www.f3asia.com/TEAMS&DRIVERS/B_Max_Racing_Team/2018/0719/1478.html
Yeah stream started
Stream is (finally) go for the Asian Winter F3 Dan Dickbum charity series organised by the FIAStream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrDOguChD3ETiming:https://livetiming.getraceresults.com/asianlemansseries#screen-results
Business idea: Thumbs down the stream
KEK HIM VIVIEN
>>90169040Does she have a Depop?
This commentator sounds so weird.
>>90169040won't get anywhere near him I'm afraid
>commentator thought the race was going to start without a formation lapWhat a moron.
What an absolute joke this series is. Dickbum should feel ashamed no matter the outcome.
>>90169040what's with audi and promiting young qt racers?
fe is tomorrow
>75% of first lap outside track limitsit's ticktum alright
what the hell was that?also>dickbum
>DICKBUM OFFI CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
GET HIM DAVIDGET HIM
>>90169117>>90169120>>90169123>>90169130tell me he ded
OH NO NO NO
>those slow shitterssrsly though this will be a cakewalk for ticktum
>dickbum this, dickbum thatbong race callers need the rope
>Dragon on the timing sheet twiceBASED
So how likely will the Hitech cars just let Dickbum through?
>>90169158He's gone form pole to 4th, m8DICKBUM EXPOSED
Why bother staying on the track for T1
>>90169193why bother at all lol
it's entertaining but this is rubbish driving from all of them.
>david 7th with this level of drivingmick truly is the hope of the Schumacher family
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HE DEAD HE DEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DICKBUM IN TO THE PITS
Get ready boys we might get a massive rage induced whine soon
>10s penalties for top 3based
Such a shame...how unfortunate...poor Dan...
>>90169239>lol why do I even need superlicence points. Just give me a licence I'll be quicker than half the field driving a fucking STR lolt. dickdum circa. tonight
Someone reply to his upset post when it happens saying something like >good thing this series doesn't mean anything because you can't get super license points from it
How many races per track?
Fact: Vivien beat Dickbum in the only race they had against each other
>David and Vivien last
>>901692553 races3 weekends2 tracks12 drivers
>only 4 dislikesDisappointing.
>The state of these F3 cars
>>90169264>3 racesMeans no points>3 weekendsMeans no points not that it matters>2 tracksMeans no points not that it matters>12 driversMeans half points not that it matters
>>90169263They were probably up all last night fugging
>>90169281>tfw their hotel room is directly next to Dan's
Business idea: Book WAGmum and WAGdad in the a hotel room next to Dickbum the night before his races
Both Yifei and Dickbum ran off the track at multiple points.I'm guessing they fucked something on the bottom of the car.
>Dragon just parks it after the raceBASED
What happened to dickbum? Is the race over?
>>90169368>there's a reason there are track limits>Dickbum does not understand that
>>90169384Yes.He dropped from 1st to 5th in the opening laps and then retired shortly after battling up to 3rd.
>>90169392What a glorious day
>Yamaguchi wins the masters category He is the only entry.
>>90169442He still deserves it more than Dickbum deserves 10 points for this joke series.
>>901692643 races per weekend or 3 races total?
>>901694873 races per weekend.Next two are tomorrow.
>>90169487per weekend.next race is tomorrow 2am gmt then 9am gmt
Asian Lemans qualy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4niq9luhPg>shit I know, but vroom vroom is vroom vroom especially in the off season
>>90169499>>90169502aight so tons of memery needed to deny ticktum the loicence
>>90169514Doesn't matter, need 3 or more tracks to get points and 7 weekends I think to get points. And then it's half points for less than 16 drivers. The series means nothing.
>Sophia going to do a SchumiOH NO, SHE THINKS SHE'S INVINCIBLE NOW DDDDD:
>Sophia has gone on a skiing holiday with her family>Can't go skiing because of her neckAlmost certainly taking major dick as a chalet girl
>>90169537>>90169532GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>90169532>>90169537>Sophia has gone on a skiing holiday:^)
>>90169541>>90169546GOD FUCKING DAMMIT:^)
>>90169550I guess that makes us nicely equal
>>90169522Are you merely pretending or in fact unaware that this series DOES grant 10 points for the winner?
what were you guys watching?
>>90169639Asian F3 super licnece welfare series, but it's over now.Now it's:>>90169510
>>90169639Asian F3 Winter Series featuring Dickbum, Vivien and David Schumacher
>>90169637Only "series" that has an exception written in the FIAs rules is the Macau GPAre you implying that this one is in there too?
>>90169648It's in the table so the FIA are just straight up ignoring their own rules.Also technically it isn't the only series getting a free pass.Check American F3 series which is no better.
Carlin fucking please.
>>90169743I like it
Well at least we have a 24 hour race to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEz-xBixEG4
>Sophia posting about a honeymoon suiteYWN rent a honeymoon suite with Sophia, to have wild sex for 3 days straight
>>90169934>ywn leave her there to be found by room cleaning when you over enthusiastically fuck her head into the headboard and re-break her neck meaning she is paralysed from the neck down
>>90169907Oh christ it is Hindhaugh
>Nick Damen grid walkIt's like Ted doing a grid walk
>>90162665Alonso difficult to work with? More like current F1 managers are pathetic.
Ticktum will not have enough super license points this year.
So where did bigmick finished the race?
Fucking hell Italy what is this weather? Raining in various different intensities 100% of the time, but mixed in with snow/sleet about 50% of the time. This is the most grim weather I've ever seen I think.
>>90170354You shouldn't have gone back.
>KTM catches fire againGood job with the roof door
>>901702981. it's David Schumacher not Mick, and in 7th place2. pic related ffs
Will we get another non italian thread lads?
Does Tabi look like long hair Bottas?
>>90170480Not really, no
>>90170354>South bullies North for shit weather>Global warming decides for a meme swapI've barely seen a rainy day in the last months
>>90170497Sorry does Tabi look like plus size Bottas?
>>90170507>the north wins lolFuck this semen slurping nation
Any relevant meme news to put in the NEW thread? Can't be arsed looking through the thread
>>90170540Dickbum failure is the main.
Honda says they'll stick to the same engine concept because they're still some ''stretch'' in it.The Bottas dropped by sponsor cant be new.Andreas Seidl new Mclaren teamboss
>>90170569>>90170569>>90170569MOVE ASIDE, CHARLES