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>Player Combine
Jan 3-9
>2019 MLS SuperDraft
Jan. 11
>Preseason begins
Mid-January

www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/12/31/2019-soccer-almanac-key-dates-and-events-busy-soccer-year-ahead

matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/schedule/2019-03-02

>USL
uslsoccer.com
>NASL
www.nasl.com/full-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com
>A-League
a-league.com.au

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>>89816024
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1st for tfc winning da ccl
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2nd for nashville laying an egg.
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3rd for USA
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group stage exit incoming
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>>90060924
>losing to greater palestine
i shiggy fucking diggy

for real though, middle east and asia should have seperate confederations, and ofc and afc should be the same thing
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LOSING TO A FUCKING REFUGEE KINGDOM

AhaAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I FUCKING TOLD YOU THE ARABS WOULD SWEEP YOU
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*Fixes MLS*
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>Mercedes-Benz Junior Cup
>Liverpool FC 3-4 Atlanta United
Just give us the CWC trophy already
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based wayne
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>>90060924
I SHIGGY DIGGY
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>swearing charges
what was he actually arrested for, just PBI?
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>>90060924
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lol
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>>90060924
FM19 tier
rip wogs
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>>90067863
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>>90067863
>say a bad word
>get arrested

>the Commonwealth of Vorginyuh
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>>90067863
lol gay wilman conde pushed a cop and did a nazi salute after scoring at DC
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>>90067863
Someone find a Maryland Yellow Pages and look for a J.A. Spina
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>>90070700
White Pages you pathetic Zoomer
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>>90071652
>>90070700
and it wasn't that hard, some middle age wop from Jersey, used to work for the Washington Airport Authority
maybe still does, don't care enough to keep looking
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>>90064722
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>>90070700
no u
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Are ya gringomutts excited for Guatemala's triumphant return to the CONCACHAMPIONS?
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>>90060924
what the actual fuck
>>90064722
go away
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Not seeing much Nashville shitposting yet.

And that's a good thing.
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how do we keep young boys interested in soccer?
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GLOBAL
ELITE
GOAL SCORER
>flys economy
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>>90077010
Put a soccer mode in fortnite
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>>90077438
>rent boy will travel
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>>90077438
he's like the only person who fits in the seats
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>>90077010
>how do we keep young boys interested in soccer?
Have really awesome players who can do cool stuff like that, whatever their wardrobe.
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>tennessee and ohio
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like two weeks to preseason, lads
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>burrs
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>eight minutes
>page 7

Fucking playoffs
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>>90086223
SUPERDRAFT SOON
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>>90086664
FUCK. YES.
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>>90086664
the who?perdraft
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>>90076699
>putting an IRL image and digital images together on a crest
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>>90087640
Photoshop is a privilege, not a right
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>You now remember la liga fail attempt in the states
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>>90088513
>lasted 1 (one) year
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>>90088513
It would work if Barcelona or Real put a team in the lower leagues here, but for a team that was poor and wasn't even good enough for their 1st division it was a questionable move at best
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>>90087640
oh look at this white male telling the poor neophytes how to make logos

WOW so interesting dude, tell us more about how Banksy is real art, not like those urban youth who destroy property, because you haven't told us that one in a while
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>>90088577
Another sheik fc start up when?
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>>90088540
>reading all those argie comments
Feel like the guy was chased out the country.
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>>90088577
the real stupidity was in sticking with Oklahoma City
they were starting a new team from scratch in the same city as the Energy, who had a 2-year head start and played in a much more stable league
why the hell couldn't they try a comparable city that didn't already have a team, like Memphis or El Paso or Omaha?
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>>90088716
WELCOME TO BESIKTAS SPOKANE (black circle) (white circle) (turkish flag)
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Al Ahly Detroit
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Surprised some arab or chinaman hasn't just put a team in Newark, NJ
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>>90089746
they're busy blowing their billions on actual soccer teams in Europe
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>>90089746
energy drink did

arab money will move there from yankee stadium soon enough
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>>90089362
delet
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>>90090343
nop
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>>90089746
>willingly living in New Jersey
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>>90060924
>finish runner up in group B
>get to avoid Japan and S.Korea until much later
>get an EZ meme country Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan in the knockout round
Aussie 4D chess tactics
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>>90091585
new jersey is a good place to raise kids, just not newark
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>>90064722
I fucking hate our new logo :(
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>>90081747
t. faggot soiboy
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>>90092211
you previous one wasn't even that good, and somehow y'all have found a way to make it worse
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>>90092450
i think handing out onions at games would also be a healthy alternative.
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>>90091811
why the fuck would i want to raise newark
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>>90093657
Terrible post, but I'll allow it because we need the bumps
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>>90063129
Almost as bad as losing to part-time travel agents.
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>>90093776
did you just call me a genital wart

rude
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Not sure how to feel about the rust belt states, lads.
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ANCHORAGE WHEN
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>>90095058
Who?
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>>90095058
They exist to be used for our benefit, their wealth and labor to be extracted
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>>90093805
my team qualified for the WC, amigo
:^)
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Schedule out at 3:30pm EST today. We've finally made it boys.
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>>90088871
Newer Boca fans had faith in him and were let down. Oldfags knew he was doing a shit job and were still pissed when Boca lost the Copa Libertadores final. River fans are just happy to mock him.
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>>90095058
Who?
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For me, it's Minnesota.
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>>90097778
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>>90097778
>minnesota makes history as (probably, i don't know) the only team to finish 3 straight seasons with the exact same point total

They tried so hard & even looked better in some places but still somehow gave up 71 goals, 1 more than they did in 2017. Crazy shit.
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>>90098065
Red Queen Hypothesis
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>>90098091
“Ah, you think finishing near the bottom is your ally? You merely adopted losing. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see 3 points until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
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Mls WILL become a top 10 league
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>>90098721
top ten what?
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KEEP IT TOGETHER, LADS
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>>90097587
nice. nothing to be interesting about it, but nice.
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>>90099768
>nothing interesting
two new teams is interesting
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>>90098721
>will
Theyre basically at 8 now.
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>>90100290
shut up, doyle
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You guys do realize that, excluding DPs, MLS is level with like, the Icelandic league, or like the fifth English tier league, right
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>>90100387
>if you take away the best players, the league sucks
Great contribution, leaf
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NWSL is the #1 Women's League in the world tho
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>>90100387
Intelligent stuff
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>>90100387
You do realize that nobody gives a fuck about your hipster bullshit, right
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Alright so fill me in lads, I'm new here.

How can a body like US Soccer just decide that the NASL isn't a league anymore? It seems like pure bullshit and something that inherently benefits other soccer leagues.

Is there any rhyme or reason behind it? How do they determine what leagues are and aren't allowed to exist?
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>>90101108
$$$
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>>90101108
You can make a league without ussf support but you couldn't fund it
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All these shields are fucking terrible
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>>90100989
>>90100558
>>90100435
SEETHING my little sawker shills
how much did Garber pay you this week, oh no, don't tell me you do it for free...
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>>90101108
>How can a body like US Soccer just decide that the NASL isn't a league anymore?
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>>90101775
he actually published that picture lmaooooooo
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>>90101764
>seething
really? no ones angry (except you by the looks of it), we're just laughing at how stupid the comment was.
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>>90101108
they went basically bankrupt dude.

US soccer probably wont grant you official D2 status without 8 fucking teams with any kind of future.
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>>90100513
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Schedule release really fucks all my travel plans up.
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>>90102894
>i'm not mad, i'm actually laughing
lmao YIKES
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since when are Loons and Wizards rivals? did they just desperately cram that in?

also LAFC vs (us) is a rivalry to one side, respect, ggnore
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>>90105130
>Rivalry week
>Kansas vs Minnesota
>DC vs NYRB
right
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>>90105199
?
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>>90105130
SKC vs Houston or RSL is more a rivalry. They just shoehorned in MN since it's the closest drive for KC & pretty much the same for MN.

So of course MLS put both games that are well traveled by both sides on weeknights.
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>>90105213
how are DC and NYRB rivals
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i wish death upon guillermo and the team he coaches, hope el pity martinez (que loco que está) rapes him again
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>>90105312
of all the like 7 mls teams that say red bulls are their rival, dc is the one red bulls fans rate as our number 1 rival laddo
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>>90105130
sure about that?
also what the hell happened to the cali clasico
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>>90105321
He's inherited a mess of a LA Galaxy team, don't worry
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>>90097778
Based.
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>>90105604
1 or 2 good defensive pick ups and >we can top the weak west through outscoring the competition.
just look at how the team coached by a dying sigi could score.
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>>90091811
Aa someone who recently and unfortunately moved to NJ I don't why the fuck you would ever give anyone this advice. The whole state is an Indian/African shithole. There is literally no reason to spend even a single minute here.
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>>90105130
>no rival because everyone we hate hates someone else more
Feels kinda bad, man
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imagine being a fan of a team in the east

you're not guaranteed to travel to Ohio every season.
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>>90105130
>lafc vs sj
Revival week
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How’s that schedule working out for you goys
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>>90105130
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>>90106940
the fuck is this guy doing
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BASED
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>>90107204
FIIIIIIIIIGHT
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>>90107131
a wild LA fairweather sports fan desu
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>>90064722
What are the chances of Cinci becoming the fascist club in the league?
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>>90107330
>tfw almost a neo nazi MLS club
they are playing up the muh germoney heritage
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>>90107363
except then they backtracked hard and bailed on "fussssssssball" because they finally realized it was fucking stupid

also, NYCFC is the fascist club, guaranteed
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>tfw there will never be a neo-nazi MLS team
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>>90098721
Sure, when you become a proper league and introduce promotion and relegation to punish the shitters for being shit.
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>>90107382
>bailed on "fussssssssball"
wtf?
i was looking forward to using that as an easy bump post
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>>90107614
>punish the shitters for being shit
fuck off, this is the USofA
stay mad and jealous, socialistpoors
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the eurosystem will save us
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>>90107766
dann, when did Ron Jaworski get so fat
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>>90108099
when wasn't he
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>>90110085
rip to yet another promising player

the vast majority of 21 year old pros in Europe are playing in the reserves, but these Donovanbabbys pout and quit

enjoying playing for the Vegas Lights in 5 years, dumbass
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>>90110085
Parks is a bust tbf. Done fuck all with Benfica and he's already like 21. No thanks.
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>>90107491
Why does his hair look so fake? Looks like he just got a sharpie and rubbed it all over his scalp to hide his balding.
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>>90111915
one of the easiest ways to determine voter preference is by seeing how hilariously insecure they are about going bald. they like the orange man because "he's just like them!"
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>>90110432
playing time is playing time, brah
I'd rather be a starter for Vegas than camp endlessly on the reserve squad of a big-name team
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>>90113704
lmao
this is your brain on MLS
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LGTSS
>Bama
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>>90112193
>>90107491
>aryan master race
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>>90116931
>miller
>aryan
what a laff
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>>90112193
Yep, look at those faggoty soiboys who voted for Hillary as an example.
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>>90117377
a bloo bloo
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>>90117377
MUH BASEDBOYS
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What the fuck has become of you, /mls/
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>>90117528
>>90117638
t. seething faggot shitllary voter
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Imagine being a cocksucking illegal loving liberal fag on 4chan of all places. Like maybe go to /lgbt/ if you think leftism is the answer.
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>>90118196
Imagine being a frigid, virginal, gun-toting uneducated baby-caging racist special needs child who literally just demanded a safespace so he can be a hater.
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>>90118165
offseason is a hell of a drug
>>90118186
>>90118196
da comrades
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great posts
thanks
no problem
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>>90118727
you're welcome
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>>90118196
>liberal
>leftism
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>>90118819
ayyyyyyy, everyone point and laugh at the edgy anarcho-syndicalist over here
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>>90118865
Actually I'm in the pro-nuke 'em all, let the socialist aliens and dolphins inherit the world faction.
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>>90118865
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>>90118865
>>90118995
>>90119060
soccer
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>>90119101
Take the bumps you baka, it's offseason mlels
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>>90061490
I've put a lot of thought into this and I think they should make a Pacific Football Confederation
Take Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines,Taiwan and any other islands in the pacific and move them from AFC to PFC
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>>90119239
you want TWO OFCs?
why
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>>90119249
OFC would become PFC or keep the name idc
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>>90119239
California (and Jefferson, Nevdbros, and every part of Arizona except Phoenix) Independence NOW

and then join the Elite Pacific
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>>90119265
soooo, basically then you're turning OFC into Asian CONCACAF
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>>90119101
what triffling matters are soccer when we are only one inadvertent M.A.D. launch away from the destruction of the global order and the arrival of warp drive technology?
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>>90119272
Well what is even the point of OFC in its current state?
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>>90119284
to contain the Eternal Kiwi and keep them down in their rightful state of irrelevance
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>>90119317
You've changed my mind
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>>90119270
Invite Hawaii FC and AFC Anchorage too.
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For me, it's San Jose Earthkeks
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>>90119379
a restored Hawaiian monarchy is presumed to be apart of the Greater Californian Federation, and the annual CPL champions vs Queen's MVP Hawaiian team is a cherished tradition
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jesus christ west sydney are pathetic these days. what went so horribly horribly wrong
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>>90110085
>leaving Europe to play on a baseball field
His agent should be shot
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at what point do we admit that Wellington are contenders?

when will you all finally accept that the GF will be Perf vs Lellington?

o' ye of little faith
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leaked whitecaps anniversary kit
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>>90120309
Mr. Garber, I don't feel so good....
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>this thread
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>>90120309
Why are mls kits so tedious? SKC aside
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>>90121411
I lost respect for KC when they dumped the based argyle shirts.
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>>90121496
>have respectable secondary shirts from 2016-17 that aren't as good as the argyle or hoops but is good enough
>unveil a fucking silver and black jersey in kc of all places

I will never understand why they went with that. A very small minority of fans love it but the rest know to hate those jerseys.
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One day closer to kickoff, lads.
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>>90118196
Im a guy who attacks liberals all the time..
But the irony here is incredible.
How conservatives have become the Pussy party is incredible.
"Obama gunna take ur guns, muslims gonna march down your streets, consuela the cleaning lady gonba hurt you with her minivan, white genocide, 1% of progressive college kids want open boarders!!!"

Incredibly manufactured talking points created to make conservatives piss their panties and vote for tax cuts for the rich.
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>>90123032
This, unironically
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>>90120309
How many players do the have signed, currently?
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>Lewis had 21 goals over his three seasons playing for the Union at the U17 and U19 age groups after joining the academy from FC Florida in 2015. The Port St. Lucie, Florida native graduated from YSC Academy in 2018.

>He’s the second academy grad to sign with a team in Europe over the past six months. Raheem Taylor-Parkes, who is also from Florida, left the University of Virginia to sign with third division Switzerland club FC Stade Lausanne-Ouchy in August.

>KÍ Klaksvík competes in the Faroe Islands Premier League, which is the top division of football in the Faroe Islands. The club will compete in its third straight Europa League in 2019-20.
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>>90123380
I'm not a Whitecaps fan, I would never do that to myself
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>>90119270

Jefferson supporters should be tarred and feathered
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>the last manipulating rules
>to help flyovers sign good players
What bizarro world have we stepped into?
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>>90124276
>the last
*the league
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>>90123510
based, fuck USSF and fuck MLS
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>Almiron wants to be paid £100k a week despite never playing in England
>J. Martinez, and Barco hasn't really been sought after
>P. Martinez coming in in the offseason
That's 4 DPs. So does Atlanta sell/loan one of them for relative pennies or does MLS change the rules for them?
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>>90125132
The long they wait, they worse bargaining position they are in.
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>>90125132
They should cut Barco's ass. He's barely average for an MLS midfielder.
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>>90125328
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>>90125132
If Miggy stays this window, Pity waits for July
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>>90125821
No no

Either mls will change a rule
Or they can loan barco out quickly
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>>90125132
>>90125821
>>90125861
galaxy have 4 dps as it stands too
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>>90125886
Isn't Gio dos pretty much confirmed leaving?
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>Siad Haji
>Abdi Mohamed

Wallahi bro who else /somali/ here
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>>90127073
Fuggg
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>>90124466
wut
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>https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1082736277039054848

>YFW your "league" creates its own blooper reel.
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Let's DO IT
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>>90123510
>Faroe Islands
>population of 50,322 in October 2017
lol
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>>90124466
>NYCFC fans
>due respect
lol nah
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>>90128363
the added sound effects were rather cringe, but otherwise a solid reel
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https://twitter.com/pbanksjourno/status/1081173449777836032
>@Everton interest heating up for Michael Bradley. The @torontofc midfielder reportedly wants to come back to England. #BPL #everton #toronto
it's probably just bait, but holy shit imagine if it's not
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>>90129622
Everton could not possibly be so stupid
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>>90129622
>getting rid of Bradley AND getting big bucks for it
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>>90130332
would easily be the move of the year in MLS, if they can pull it off
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So do I just support Atlanta FC until SC or NC gets a proper team? This sucks.
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>>90131120
No. You have a few USL teams to pick from though.
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>>90129622

Are everton, dare i say it, retarded?
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>>90131120
oooooooor you could not be a fucking fag and actually support your local team
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_FC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Independence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_Battery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenville_Triumph_SC
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>>90131704
>>90131146
Sorry for my brainlet outburst. Greenville Triumph it is
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>>90129622
>>90129840
>>90130332
>>90131329
clearly Bradley's agent trying to get him a move in MLS
not sure why he chose Everton, probably the Donovan connection. I personally would have said that I am in negotiations with Fulham, a much more believable choice

presumably he wants to go to LA or NY
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>>90132557
>baldy goes to LA
>keeps fighting with ibra
>feuds every match
>his uselessness in midfield bolsters their already shit backline

Could LAGs sport the first winless season in history?
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>>90131704
Absolutely BASED and localpilled post
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>>90132557
hes not coming back here lmao

let that nigga go to mexico
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*supports my local wogball team*
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>>90132617
ALWAYS support your local club, even if it's just a bunch of college students who probably don't have a real shot at going pro
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>>90132599
I meant the actual LA team, not the Orange County soccer-mom one
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>>90132599
Fuck no, we don't want that useless bald faggot fraud in the team here. We already have to deal with the Dos Brandies brothers.
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>>90125328
He was fine before he cucked his teammate and got benched for it.
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Need me some USL, lads
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>>90135167
preseason soooooooooon
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>>90135167
need a USL gf, tbqhwyfaladd
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>>90132827
CHI
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>>90135207
desu senpai
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>>90135207
top-tier gf for me
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>>90127073
10/10 would contribute to sketchy Breitbart infographs about changing demographics with
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>>90135855
WHERES MY CALI TEAM
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so our team is gonna be in the /sp/erb owl this year
any changes that anyone wants to make to the roster?

implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2019/
implyingrigged.info/wiki//mls%2Bayy/
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>>90136429
I can dig it
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Perth finna bouta open up a 6 point gap
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https://twitter.com/harrisonhymans/status/1082890858649636866
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P E R F
E
R
F
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>>90136429
Diskerud is banished to korea, Italian Manlet not really relevant anymore. Besides that looks good.
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>>90129622
*cough*cough*bullshit*cough*
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>>90139424
>retirement

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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>>90129840
>>90131329
>>90132557
Lets be honest lads, everton knows more than a bunch of idiots on a chinese message board.

Theyll offer 6 million for him, maybe more.
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>>90139542
Bradley's agent, why are posting on FourChannel at 11am on a workday?
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>>90139542
Bradley + 6 mil for who though?
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LAFC and FC Cincinnati complete a deal that sends $175K in general allocation money and the No. 16 pick in the 2019 MLS Draft to FC Cincinnati in exchange for FC Cincinnati's initial 2020 Allocation ranking (if it's outside Top 5, if not, then 2021 ranking) and a 4th-round pick
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>>90140883
>a deal that sends $175K in general allocation money and the No. 16 pick in the 2019 MLS Draft to FC Cincinnati in exchange for FC Cincinnati's initial 2020 Allocation ranking (if it's outside Top 5, if not, then 2021 ranking) and a 4th-round pick
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>>90141257
>there are actuaries really doing this
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>>90140883
so basically:
#4 pick in 2020= #16 pick in 2019

$175k Garberbux=#6-10 2020 Allocation spot or a #1-5 2021 Allocation spot

right?
are they expecting some Allocation babbies to come home in 2020-2021? Yedlin? Green?
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i-it's columbus's year, right guys?
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>>90101108
Why the fuck would you have more than one soccer league???
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don't look now, but Jeff "the Shill" Carlisle has a new article out about how evil and stupid European academies are and why young Americans should definitely stay in the PDL
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>>90136429
for me, it's this lineup

maybe put SUMafia in somewhere, I don't know
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>>90143126
shit
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>>90141673
Why does he think he's Bradley Cooper
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>>90143146
DOOP should move into the starting lineup desu
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>>90143146
Fraudulent Venezuelan
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>>90143349
You think DOOP is more relevant this year than Martinez or Zlatan?
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>>90143146
>not putting Bennyball in your starting XI
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>>90143764
>whosef floptinez
Are there even any memes about this fraud? "Global elite scorer" or whatever it was is the only thing I can think of.
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>>90144896
not even the biggest meme on his own team
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>>90140883
>>90141257
>>90141673
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>>90145027
I'm surprised they're not protected from this draft to some degree, being a year old
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Who’s this sonofabitch making moves on my waifu
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>>90145868
Why do you keep posting these ugly bitches?
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If >lags can't find anyone willing to buy Gio dos Santos, could they loan him to USL or would he still take up a DP spot on their roster?
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>>90146336
the bottom one's alright.
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>>90146475
imagine such a fall from grace, from being a UEFA CL caliber player to being considered USL quality
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okay, so here's what I had a few hours ago
Giovinco and Diskerud are already out, and I'm guessing we won't be bringing back NASLel (press s to spit)
I was also thinking of having DOOP in the starting lineup, but DOOP is a mainstay while some other hot memes from the past year or so will probably be gone come next /sp/erb owl.
Another thing to note is that tactically, I'll be changing the medals a bit. For this tournament, we'll be running with Two Gold medal players, one Silver medal player, and two Bronze medal players. This means that one standard player, probably one of the starters, will be promoted to a medal position. And the team has to be tournament ready by Friday, as the draw will be at cup time (1 pm EST) on Saturday.
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>>90146112
the USO Pen Cup Marauder
the USL Exterminator
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>>90146809
>Bennyball
>SS
why not a center back
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>>90146809
Replace Austin Crew with Tony Precum
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>>90146809
I nominate "Mexican Neo-Nazi" or "Mexican White Supremacist"
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>>90146809
People are going to hate me for this, but swap DOOP for ANDY
Placeholder CB could be SUMafia, and I don't know what to swap NASLel with (Bradley?)
Also Windows is an outdated meme, but if it's just me who thinks that then whatever

the medals should be >perf and Anchorage as gold, zLAtan as silver, and F&W and Doyle (who becomes a SS to swap with Bennyball like the other guy said)
but also you might want to fix the positons of the players to have a symmetrical lineup, but I don't know if that's necessary

But I mean, it's your team, so it's up to you man.
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>>90147038
>>90147068
>>90147085
these are all good ideas
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>>90147038
it's not necessarily the position that Bennyball will be playing come tourney time, that's temporary. I'm just putting him there to show that he's on the starting roster now.

>>90147068
that I think we could do. Precourt's gone, and the team won't be moving to Austin, so that name is pretty much irrelevant.

>>90147085
Those were those dumbass LAFChicano fans, right? Yeah, that one could probably start out as a sub

>>90147123
ehh, Idunno. Andy should definitely still remain on the starting lineup at the very least, and DOOP deserves a starting spot too, but there might not be room. I'm cooking up some roster changes as you read this, so stay tuned.
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How delusional can one man be?
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>>90147085
You’re unironically talking about lafc
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>>90147241
No, it was the chicano nycfc fans that were marching with the proud boys
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>>90147293

>>90147298
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>>90147298
oh yeah those fucks
i almost forgot about them
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>>90147123
also, what's SUMafia about? If it's rather recent, then I probably haven't seen much of it, since I haven't been around much after the loons went and gave away Christian Ramirez.
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>>90147265
>TSN Analyst Michael Bradley
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>>90147503
SUM, Soccer United Marteting, is the marketing (and I think PR) side of MLS amd USSF. The term is kind of new, but they've been around for like forever. The meme itself is the idea that they want the MLS to hold a monopoly over division 1 forever, and it's kind of the opposite to pro/rel-posting. People here also think they're the reason Doyle has a job, Berhalter is USMNT manager, NASL is dead, and Bradley still gets call-ups. If that makes any sense
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>>90147298
Probably more of them are centraca than mexican

love d'aubuisson
love killing priests
love the state department
love the cia
hate the libs

simple as
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>>90147666
ooooh, thanks satan
so basically the evil overlord soccer bankers
yep, that's going on the team
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>>90145868
s m ö l
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>>90147842
Cool cool. Not sure how good you are with customization and Blender and stuff but if you are, this would be the smug Don Garber face
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>>90147265
he's right, you know
he will be starting alongside all the other nepotism children, coached by the entire Berhalter family, as they lose to some Arabs on a dubious penalty while the ref has a lazer dot on their head all game

and personally? I'm here for it
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>tfw Ernst snapchats you about team news
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ok, here's what i've got cooked up. If this is approved, I'll go ahead and start working on tictacs so I can make the lineup on the page more accurate.

>>90147959
Blender won't be necessary, as I can use cardheads. That should be sufficient.
Hopefully I won't fuck up said cardheads this time.
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>>90148032
god's work anon
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>>90146336
t. Gay
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>>90147666
>The meme itself is the idea that they want the MLS to hold a monopoly over division 1 forever
that is their stated goal, so it's not really a meme

>Sunil and Dan had this view that as the governing body of the sport they would make commitments on the commercial side and on the competitive side to have MLS be the leader of the sport. That’s not something that exists in other parts of the world.
>There was no single decision, but rather a commitment to a relationship which recognized the importance of a strong Division I men’s league to help develop the sport at all levels in our country.
>As that relationship has continued to develop, the U.S. Soccer board has always supported the important relationship and has independently approved all SUM agreements with U.S. Soccer.
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>>90119239
what! no.
OFC, East Asian and South East Asian divisions of AFC to become one Confed. The rest of AFC, the west and south divisions, to become their own Confed.
OFC can be the name of the eastern one or Pacific Football Confederation, i personally never thought of using the word Pacific, makes better sense. the arabs and indians can be AFC or Arabic and Asian Football Confederation.
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>>90148131
meant to add that that quote is from

Don Garber
Commissioner of MLS,
CEO of SUM,
and Chairman of the USSF committee that negotiates marketing deals
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>>90123966
say that to my face and not online and watch what fuckin happens
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tell me ted was wrong, he was fighting for our freedumbs
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>>90148294
>>90123966
what difference does it make to keep bumfuck north california?
can't imagine they could sustain their wildfire fighting funds alone though
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>>90148309
fucking hell is that the ERDOGAN = TRUTH + JUSTICE truck
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LOL
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Have any players that are actually good come from the SuperDraft™?
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>>90148379
the entire Shasta/Modoc region is rightful California clay, and the Rogue and Klamath Rivers have historically always been tied to California, so they are all coming with us.

but in the interest of keeping the peace and decentralizing power, it will be necessary to devolve power to Jefferson. Once the majority of the right-wing nuts have been liquidated or reeducated, Jefferson will be a welcoming and productive canton
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>>90148546
Julian Gressel, Jack Harrison, Cyle Larin, and Andre Blake are some recent ones. Walker Zimmerman, Matt Hedges, Darlingotn Nagbe, Justin Meram, Ike Opara, Matt Besler, Steffen Frei, Roger Espinoza, Mo Edu, Sacha Kljestan, Dax McCarty, Kei Kamara, Chad Marshall, Clint Dempsey all came in through the superdraft. The level of talent in the draft relative to the league is definitely lower now than it used to be.
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>>90148681
All pretty good names for their teams from what I can see. So how is the average draft player? Do they typically break into the first team? Or become irrelevant?
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>>90148379
My area has Jefferson supporters and we’re just along the 80 corridor

I dont want to be dragged off by these retarded libertarians
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>>90148719
The draft is just a way to allocate college players to MLS teams. Outside of the top few picks it's a crapshoot, sometimes a player is underrated or he finds a good fit with a team like Gressel. But Gressel was still 8th overall. There are late picks who get playing time but they rarely make a difference, usually one of the last guys on a roster.

The player pool is also worse than it used to be because of MLS academies, there's no way someone like Efrain Alvarez is going to college.
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>>90148970
Has a team ever passed on a draft? I feel like that could be a thing that happens at some point
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>>90148847
oh no, if and when we do go independent, every libertarian and Classical Liberal™ South of Redding-Eureka is being "reeducated" in the gold mines

Reno is California clay, and we will need Reno 1868 in the CPL
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>>90149066
Union just traded their whole draft to Cincinnati for allocation goop. I think that's why the draft won't ever go away - the college system won't ever go away, and if you genuinely don't like the players you can just trade down or trade out
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just broke up w the guy who thought he was my bf, feeling similar to how i feel every year during the playoffs
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she's right, you know
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>>90149219
>t. Homosexual
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>>90150619
Id rather get laid(with her)
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>>90148294
STINKY DUMB HICK SCUM
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>>90148032
>no >Windows

shit
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Is Almiron really worth 25 million pounds? Why does Atlanta/MLS want that much anyway considering that Atlanta will get a tiny fraction of that transfer money with the rest going to the league?
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>>90151856
>Why does Atlanta/MLS want money
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>>90152267
But Atlanta won't see most of that transfer money due to MLS's retarded rules. So other than MLS wanting that big sale, Atlanta doesn't really benefit from it.
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>>90151856
>If a Designated Player is transferred or loaned, the club will receive all amounts of the transfer or loan fee revenue until it has recouped all of the out-of-pocket cash payments made by the club in connection to that player prior to any sharing arrangement with the league. After such recoup, the transfer or loan of the Designated Player shall be treated as any other transfer with the club receiving two-thirds (2/3) of the corresponding transfer or loan fee revenue.
Looks like AUFC would get about 21m from a 25m deal
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>>90105199
i really like this image

mind if i save it?
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>>90152949
Nvm I was thinking he had cost 15m. it'd be more like 18m
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>>90152958
please do, friend
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>>90151832
windows retired anon
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>>90151856
>Atlanta will get a tiny fraction
Why do you post this bullshit?
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>>90148480
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>you now remember the 2016 superdraft
The biggest JUST draft class ever
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Based.
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>>90155889
Is that you?
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>>90155806
the 2019 USuperLDraft
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>>90155806
>good
>perpetually injured
>traded for pocket change
>retired at 24 years old
>bouncing around USL teams
>will never be better than USL-tier
>the rest are literal whos and Andrew Tarbell who is awful
Yep
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MLS clubs remapped to equivalent distances across Europe

>https://twitter.com/GISSoccer/status/1083220020061073409
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You guys are watching the qt soccer draft, right?
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>>90157459
Can you link a stream?
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>>90148025
200K more monnies! Yeah!
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>>90157487
Second
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>>90157642
I hate Seattle in general but every time I see the NWSL logos, I think the Reign logo is sexy as hell
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>>90157693
Right?!

Also yeah, there are some bad logos, but also multiple good ones.
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>>90157752
Kansas City, Boston, and New Jersey look like literal Paralympics logos
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>>90157771
Boston's team folded a couple years ago, but for the others you're just kinda wrong, tbqhwy
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>>90157964
Nah, that's ugly as hell
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>>90157985
your ugly
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>>90157642
>>90157752
>>90157964
>>90158033
Why the fuck don't they just align with MLS and still operate separate?

its absolutely win win
Chicago Fire men and Chicago fire women
more brand recognition
using their stadiums
little boys and girls can dream of one day playing for them and will go to both men and womens games
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>>90157344
For me, it's Sporting Crimea
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>>90158090
Honestly this, I understand that not EVERY MLS market could support a womens team, but every single team here is in the same spot as an MLS team, and they would all benefit from affiliation.
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Chicago Cubs owner pulls out of Chicago USL ownership. The Lincoln Parks stadium is now in serious question
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>>90158090
that's literally what /ayy/ does.
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>>90158090
>why doesn't the league that is set up to siphon money for a very small group more broadly spread that money around

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
really activates my shekels
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>>90158090
Most MLS teams are already lugging around USL teams that lose money, and at least those provide development for players.
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>>90158090
>align
The current complaints I see whenever anyone brings up the WNBA in /nba/ is that the women's league is losing money. NWSL operates at a lower cost and at smaller venues, this is how you turn a profit.

Sisters be doing it for themselves.
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nwsl qt draft stream where?
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>>90159770
I wish they would sell feet pics for extra cash :/
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Hey, /mls/
Just checking to make sure you all know I'm back
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literally who
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> Minnesota sign Ozzie Alonso

MLS making even more power moves for bigger south American players
> 26-year-old center back Diego Polenta is set to sign for the LA Galaxy. The Uruguayan was most recently a starting CB and captain of 3-time Copa Libertadores champions Nacional.
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>>90160775
Does Diego have national team potential?
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>>90157344
>Fatlanta in Georgia (the country)
Kek
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>>90160775
>biggest hole is at D-mid
>get one of the best in the league at that position
Well hot damn
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>>90158033
>someone paid to have these designed for their team
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>perf
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lol talk about mickey mouse
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fucking based
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>>90163625
I still like it.... :/
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>>90163625
They attached FIFA Club World Cup at the end because they already know they're going to win the CCL, SUMafia and MLSfags absolutely PALE at this confidence
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>>90163651
AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
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>>90163651
>putting three MLS teams in the mix, including the 2017 champs
So, a slaughter?
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>SuperDraft tomorrow
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>>90163625
>voyaguay cup
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>>90160775
>Jebus,race to seis
How the fuck do we get rid of gio now.
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>>90165172
Imagine giving a shit about shitty college amateurs.
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>>90165199
>us openly gay cup
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>>90165622
>a fucking leaf
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Bradley getting roasted in every USMNT social media post is comforting

>Berhalter explaining AARP benefits
lmao bless
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>>90157344
Flyover Conference when?
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>badley
His hope and optimism gone.
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>>90168281
*collects stats and data near you*
*doesn't win*
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>>90166726
>>90168281
Can't wait for this wannabe American Pochetinno to get exposed and fuck off. If you would've told me that we hired Bercuckler after not qualifying from the easiest region in the world to the world cup, I would've said you're fucking retarded and not even US Soccer is that stupid yet here we are.
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>>90168281
the virgin lanklet walk

SAD!
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>>90168801
This, hope >we lose every game
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>>90155806
the draft will be dead within 5 years, guaranteed
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>>90171822
did he died
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>>90171822
:'(
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>>90171822
He's fine, like that dirty flying rat the lags took out during practice at yankee stadium.
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has anyone before proposed the idea of the US only have state soccer leagues and a national champions cup instead
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>>90172460
I have once or twice, but I feel like I was just yelling into the void
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>>90171822
why are Australians such savage and cruel brutes?
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>>90107766
Making sure that everyone is equal regardless of quality is legitimately socialism though.
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>>90172930
>everyone is equal
no
>everyone is treated equally
there you go
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>>90172873
maybe you should try a third time
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>>90171822
>>
Superdraft when?
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>Check out MLS draft stream
>See this
What the hell
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>>90174885

>you merely adapted the bennyball, I was born in it
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>>90174885
bit young
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Where can I stream the draft
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www.mlssoccer.com
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>taking a shitty college player instead of 200,000 dollars and an international slot
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>>90175263
You never know, you might just find the next Jordan Morris
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If Akeem Ward turns out to be a legit MLS starter, I'm going to be pissed.
t. Union fan
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>>90171794
>>90175263
>Steven Goff
>MLS Commissioner Don Garber is sensitive about criticism of #MLSSuperDraft , saying he is a big believer of process. "There always will be a role for players not developed in our academies. That is what today is all about."
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For me, it's Tucker Bone
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ok now THIS? is epic
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In the offseason the Rapids have signed
>Feilhaber
>Clint Irwin
>Mezquida
>Diego Rubio
>Rosenberry
>Kamara
>Acosta

what the fuck is going on i thought they were the joke of the league
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>>90176596
The Rapids are winning the west this year desu
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>>90176885
Come on Futa Conquerors
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>>90176596
They're the new Orlando
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>>90176885
For me, it's Robinhood
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>>90176596
>signed acosta

Don’t worry, they are
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>>90176885
For me it's Futa Conquerors
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Let's be honest, Chicago and Cincy won the draft, all these players are shi--

>5 Canadian selections, 3 in the top 10

*SKRRRT*

Holy FUCK America BTFO just more evidence of Canadian Soccer DOMINANCE see you losers in Qatar
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>>90176527
>Tucker Bone
Sounds like a slang term traps use for hiding a bulge.
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>>90176885
I'm a lifelong St.Kitts man myself so I will be supporting the Superstars

COME ON LADS WIN ONE FOR DA VILLAGE
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>>90178720
I am unsure, presumably on either Kitts or Nevis islands
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>420
>2
>0
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>>90178688
>da village
literally where

>>90178730
lots of caribbean islands have villages. had to remove my post, though, da soccerbong wants what it wants.
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>>90178796
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>>90178796
#MLSsoWhite
also, Pekte looking like a mf'ing snack
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>>90178730
>Village Superstars
>From the capital city

makes sense
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>>90178272
>implying they'll be in qatar
they're calling up old man bradley for god's sake
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>>90178796
>>
>>90178796
OFFICIAL SCARF DESIGN POWER RANKINGS

1. The design that everyone except Loons, Caps, Orlando, LAFC and Atlanta have

POWER GAP

1002. Vancouver, Orlando and Loons have

HUGE POWER GAP

100000003. Atlanta

POWER GAP

1000000000004. LAFC
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imagine waking up every morning and remembering your star DP is a 39 year old goalkeeper who couldn't even salvage a draw against Tropicana and Tambourine
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>>90179623
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>>90179634
JUST
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>>90178272
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I swear to sweet fuck it STL gets moved into another division 6 years in a row!!!
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>>90161101
Alonso is a gamble these days, over the past season or 2 he’s fallen from what made him a stand out in MLS, but as MLS has taught us, anyone can have a meme season
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>>90178796
>"punished" bennyball

PV & him, last men standing. Take a look at 2012 & try to name all of them without looking it up.
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>>90180988
The "hire a good college coach" meme has finally passed it seems, unremarked upon though

Replaced with "hire an unproven or less than successful Sudaca"
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>>90180988
>sigi
F
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/r/ing sounders kit with blacked.com shooped onto it
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>>90176596
>Failhaber
>Irwin
>Rubio
>Rosenberry
>Acosta
Don't worry, they still are the joke of the league
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good night /mls/
good afternoon /wog/

may the sun never set on our broship
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>failharder
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Mariners are going to choke again lol
>two up at halftime
>get a man sent off and a penalty given away within thirty seconds of the restart
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>>90184793
You now remember delusional retards who were calling for losers like Failhaber and Kljestan to return to the national team during the hex qualifiers.
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>>90184147
Kill yourself, dykegrass shill
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>>90184866
OH MY GOD THEY FUCKING GAVE ANOTHER PENALTY AWAY AND NOW ITS 2-2
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CCM
>MUH TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLES
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>>90184866
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>90184911
watching the mariners is like watching a clown car without the car
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Wellington WILL be in the Grand Final
they WILL lose to Perf
they WILL dab on your team along the way
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Central Coast Mariners & San Jose Quakes "losing from a lead" broship now enacted
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THE CHOKE IS COMPLETE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>show crowd attendance by having Donald Trump hold up 9997
>triggered as fuck crowd boos
>real attendance of over 10000 gets shown
>a crowd above 10000 means that a cash prize will be given away to someone in the crowd
I’m not even making this shit up
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>>90185143
please do not make fun of our good and smart President, we demand to be respected
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>>90185163
Don’t worry seppo, I’m making fun of the booing bitchbois. trumps a legend
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mariners last 30 a-league games
>1 win
>7 draws
>22 losses
last 18 a-league games
>2 draws
>16 losses
they're a disgrace lol
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>>90184897
y r u mad?
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>>90059652
NASL should rebrand itself as America’s National Association Leauge. The tag line would be:
“You can’t say no to ANAL, something everyone can get behind”
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>>90184793
Will he still be taking the train to work in colorado?
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>>90187338
>explain what happens on the field
>"And now he's tried to make that switch across the field but he's missed and it's out for a goal kick
Who the fuck does Bob Bradley think he is to talk about the grand spectacle and in-depth worthiness of MLS tactics and play? Besides, it make no sense at all to stress tactics when the paramount market is people who have never watched the sport. You'll just confuse them. Never mind we might as well be discussing the Great American Disservice of not talking about Sasha Grey's interests in reading. It's secondary, it's all secondary, and if we start talking tactics on national TV it's just going to highlight the amateur play of most of the league.
tl;dr yeah let's do it, it'll be hilarious
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>>90184897
>hating qts that rep the Stars and Stripes
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>>90187338
lmao
>/mls/ didn't believe
he was never a good guy, you should never have defended him
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>>90187338
>fucking exposed
The guys look like fucking Voldemort for gods sakes.
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The era of baldies is over
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>>90176885
>Platinum FC
yessssss
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>>90184887
Kljestan couldn't possibly have done a worse job than what we ended up with
Flophaber can shut the fuck up and go the fuck away though
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>>90188495
rather, we have just entered Major League Bald 2.0

what is the over/under on this fuck abandoning this whole data gimmick?

I wager he stops walking around with a clipboard and stopwatch (like a fucking middle school coach) in less than 5 months
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>>90187338
Nothing wrong with this desu
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>>90184887
Feilhaber is definitely better than some of the guys that did get called up though.
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>Kyle Bekker of CPL: "If you have $1 million to spend on a No. 10, why is there an incentive for a team in MLS to grow a No. 10?"
really activates the almonds
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>>90192001
That is the dumbest thing I've heard all week
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>>90192290
name 3 (three) strikers that meet the following criteria;
a) went up through a MLS academy and played regularly in an MLS squad
b) are post-Beckham era MLS 2.0 players, so like 2007 or later
c) are actually good
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How did >your team do in the pooperdraft, /mls/?
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>>90192621
Most academies are still growing, so I don't think you can judge it yet. Also,
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>>90192685
Also, I don't think that has anything to do with what he said. And also, are you talking about strikers or CAMs here?
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>>90192699
CAM's apply too, they can be 10s. also wingers, because why not
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>>90192001
What good #10 can you get for $1 million?
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>>90192657

MY usl team has been doing lots of transfers and just pulled Blackwood back from swopes park
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>>90178272
watch as they snub it for BASED CanPL
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>>90192740
#10 means CAM only
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>>90192830
i'm trying to help you guys out here. the fact that no one has named anyone is proving my point
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>>90192875
It's really not though
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>>90192657
got the next Kante
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>>90192886
can you name three strikers, CAMs or wingers that went up through a MLS academy, played regularly in a MLS squad, wasn't shit, and did it all in the last 10 or so years?
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CHARLIE KELMAN HYPE TRAIN LET’S GOOOO
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>>90192001
>>90192621
Isn't that lags kid supposed to be pretty good?
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>>90192001
>>90192740
>SOON
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>>90190491
There's literally nothing wrong with a data driven coach, desu, especially after the last few have just been emotion driven arguments about our MLS vs UEFA based players
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For me, it's the god damn Sounders of Seattle.
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>>90193579
>lags
piss off
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>a fucking energy drink
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>>90192290
i see you don't read the other generals
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training camp SOON, lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEW soccerbros
>>90194042
>>90194042

>>90194042
>>90194042
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>2019
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>>90193964
t. starting forward for the Red Bulls
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>tfw nobody believed in us
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>>90059652
I'm sure some kind anon can design a better looking Anchorage shield than THAT.

>>90186526
Based and brownpilled.
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Another quality thread, boys.

Keep up the excellent work.
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>500
F
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F IS FOR FOOTIE



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