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>>89426245Who's that cholo kid next to Brian?
>>89426265Our boy Maximilian
>>89426245When should I start taking pics for this week?
>>89426315After Max makes weight tomorrow. A lot of us will be watching the weight ins live
Fuck you khabib
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>>89426245>CW 100people aren't actually going to watch this, are they?
quick rundown on Max? Is he ok?
FACT: hating on Schaub means hating on success
>>89426477blessed express is out of seats and just taking off
>>89426477flushed and wasted, dude had a stroke, cte and leukemia, bet the house on ortega
BREAKING: Max Holloway is OUT.....OF HIS MIND IF HE THINKS HE CAN BEAT ORTEGA
>tfw you realize Frankie is the only FLW who isn't a cutbabby
did all the hate get to joanna bros?embedded 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTBkz2A0fg7:14"my face would be ugly, even more than it's now"anyone think this is a bit sad?all the hateful comments have gotten to herfeel bad for her bros
>>89426550>feeling bad for Joannaliterally half of heem thinks shes hot
>>89426565Yeah, we have very high standards here.
>>89426550i mean she comes across as a total cuntbut to see her broken down to the point where she says she's ugly is sad
UPSET ALERTT: NINA ANSARAFF TO DECISION CLAWJA
>>89426389>i think i think ithinkholy fuck spit it out already you fuckin dweeb
>>89426607can't spam anymore because janitors fucked your shit up lmao
why can't we help but feel bad for >women? They can be the biggest cunt and yet, at the drop of a genuine sad emotion we will feel bad for them. Why has the white man evolved that way, and why have men from other cultures not?
>>89426486>liking schaublose my number, bro
>>89426722it's psychological, like having a rifle schaubed at you
>>89426712>elprez is a bang's guybased
>>89426550Max looked so concussed and angry at his own surprise party, it's really a sad sight.
>>89426747ITS FUCKING BARQS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>89426766don't see it bromax is looking fine t b hi haven't seen his open workout thoughhow did he look there?he looked like a zombie during the khabib open workout
>>89426753damn it's over for me
>>89426744Whittaker is the only guy who can pull of a goatee
>>89426783the final redpill
>>89426794he looks more mexican that ortega
>>89426766He's in the middle of a weightcut bro give him a break
I see u janny
>>89426766a surprise party would piss me off too
Who will he main in the new smash game?
>prime fedor would heem mugumbo>>89426353based, but not needed. told you that it was their escape from salah exposure>>89426597buddy keep dreaming, you chose wrong dog on this card, and you had plenty of choice. f.e. wsof star manlet with no ground game and counter striking with no power as a heavy fav vs guy who gave zabit run for his money. clawja got new tits and all that obvious thirst and "unfucked thus angry" energy. ansaroff is doubly beta only good for gatekeeping in wmma. manuwa's yolo banging ko/tko win is better bet than this shit.
>>89426766All of his muscle is gone to
>>89426840>#adthey can try all they want but gsp is the humblest
What is your favorite MMA tattoo?https://youtu.be/3BelQUQOVac
robbie lawler is heems real boy
>>89426879no, it's Sam Alvey
>>89426550She's the only attractive wmma fighter.
>>89426906This, she's wife material
>>89426873i like the styleone of the best for sure
What if Tony raped Tiger haha
Tenshin and Mayweather are having a media open workout in an hour or two at Mayweather's boxing gym
he literally always posts whenever i post>>89426954>>89426965is spammy my crazy alter ego?#worried
>>89427009is Kebob /ourguy/?
>>89426785Same he looks good and will grab another routine victory
https://youtu.be/e-xZO0DhDPYhow does heem feel abut brian ortega clearly having boned claudia gadelha7:51
>>89427099Oh no! Brian took a ride on the village bicycle.
>>89427111lol u jellyshe a lesboher pussy is still prime>>89427106sameid fuck him too
>>89427009He looks so much like a chimp
>>89427138I'm pretty sure I'd have it in the bag if I look anything like her father
>>89427099are you people actually attracted to hernot saying she's ugly but she sounds very manly and has a very manly body
hunto has the best tattoos
2018 has been a riled wide
>>89427155she can bounce that manly body right on my dikk
>>89427180>ears that bigOrtega will have an easy time with the guillotine
>>89427155a huge proportion of channers are attracted to manly women (and trannies) because of their inferiority complexes
>>89426840bing bing wahoo
>>89427153she sounds like a prepubescent girl who started to get hair on her feminine balls>>89427155i didn't but after a while, her being posted here, i started to really like heri would fuck her like crazy now
>>89426965Dillon 56% has a very tastefull tatoobut>supreme worst and corniest>gordon ryan
>>89426550I took it as Forrest Griffin-style humorous self-deprecation. The only difference is that Griffin is actually goofy looking.Besides, she has a decent looking boyfriend so she’s clearly doing ok.
>>89427327u werent jokinis he really fighting money maygay
>>89427342Tenshin via yakuza threats
you MUST give me a (you) if im your friend
>>89426550She's honestly not too ugly for a horsefaced Pole who gets punched for a living tbqh
>>89427385have aa you fren
Who ended up winning this fight
>>89427385Everyone on heem is my friend:^)
>applied for a new job>forgot they gave me a programming exercise>it's due by tomorrow morning>currently drinking my 9th beeri've heemed myself
>>89427385I might even be your n eighbor
>>89427530>forgot they gave me a programming exercisePost it here.
>>89427530just send in that heem research paper
>>89427530Imagine having to do homework for a job interview lmao the absolute state of STEMvirgins
>>89427385what does heem mean
>>89427530I'd be suicidal too if I was a programmer AND an alcoholic
Don't click the link spammy just posted
>>89427595Ho ho homErryhEemMas
https://www.mmamania.com/2018/12/6/18128327/midnight-mania-khabib-advises-aspiring-female-fighters-to-just-stay-homeOk that settles it, Khabib is officially /ourguy/
how do i perma heem myself
>>89427655Honestly, it was very rude and uncalled for. I've lost a lot of respect for the guy.
*Is the Lineal Champion of three different weight divisions in you're path*
>>89427655prime Cyborg heems kebab
>>89427009based and redpilledtheres like 4 or 5 women worth watching, otherwise our time is wasted as is the poofc's money
>>89427676*blacksplodes on (You)*
>>89427652STEMcels tend to have tunnel vision and no life experience. They literally think the only way to make a good living is to get a million degrees and grind your way up the corporate ladder at some shit tier engineering firm. Meanwhile I know an 80 IQ redneck who owns his own little gutter company and he makes more than a STEMcel will make in his entire career working 30 hours a week from home.
>>89427711does prime Tiger heem CTE?
you'e a wild guy turby
>>89427710>>89427652>>89427589>being poor and having cte
>>89427711I want you to know I genuinely pray for you. I'm worried about your mental health, brother. Not mocking you, I was in the exact same place you are a year ago this month. I sincerely hope you'll eventually see the light and choose another path.
Jon Jones was set up
>>89427676INCORRECTGSP is only the lineal light-heavyweight champJones is the lineal lightweight and welterweight champDC is the lineal heavyweight and middleweight champ
>>89427661eлa в пepник
>>89427775Enjoy never making more than $300k in your entire little corporate peon career while Billy Bob down the street rakes in twice that with his landfill and dumpster rental company.Imagine relying on another man to pay you a salary lmao i pity anyone who lives their entire life as a corporate underling but STEMcels are the funniest because they think they're getting rich LOL
I wanna bet on Ortega, but I lost money on Aldo the last time so I dont want to go against Max. He just seems so flushed
>>89427155She's just enough woman for it to be not gay while still exploring your gay side. So she's perfect, you get two in one
>>89427780>I genuinely prayLmao this guy you know you can just tweet @schaub?
>>89427817no, dont wanna get my kidneys sold on the black market
>>89427847I'm starting to think Max's chin might be gone and Ortega will drop him and then strangle him
>>89427655So are the sois gonna try to give him grief for being sexist or will they burst into flame because he's muslim?
>>89427875thats exactly what i think will happen
The government shut down EddiesIG for going too deep look into it
>>89427710>>89427830>STEMcelKek. I like how every engineer I know is basically the same personality wise. They talk about nothing aside from "muh engineering" and have bland personalities. My friend is having a hard time getting a girl despite having an engi job. He's also 5'6 and out of shape and ugly, but at least he could be a more interesting person.
you nerds dont even train!
>>89427899They're going full cognitive dissonanceMod post from the plebbit thread:>So yes, we're going to go HAM in this thread. If you feel like you want to wave your incel, red pill, mgtow, 'Muslims suck' and 'get back in the kitchen' tendencies then we will take action. I expect we'll get brigaded so don't be surprised if the thread gets locked hours from now. Gauntlet thrown.In other words the ideas are bad but you're also not allowed to criticize the ideology that supports and enforces those ideas because that's also bad.
>>89427875>>89427932this reminds me of when everybody was saying JBJ deleted DC's chin, how did that go again?
>>89427951>it's realFuck, illuminati, flat earth, fake nukes, and 9/11 inside job confirmed
>>89427979I'd still heem you stiff
Did I do well /heem/?
>>89428005Newfag casual tourists man, we need Spainsperg to come hand out asswhoopings.
>>89428061t. Cte'd manlet dockworker
>>89427099Dat voice, that amount of roids...
>>89428005DC wasn't having strokes and slurring his words with half of his face falling off all the while cutting 40lbs.
>>89428090Ortega had to friend zone her
>>89427830How does one exit the stemcel life and get a dumpster/landfill job. Asking for friend
>>89428037cash out now>>89428069based
>>89428174who would you got between Bisping and Adesanya?
>>89428253Bispiss gets heem'd round 2 at the latest.
Imagine being able to bang everyday and not get CTE.
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>>89428343based hue, i went on /box/ and they don't even know about it
>>89428343>those cheap ass metal chairs
my dad works for the ufc he's says Nate-Conor 3 is going to be 233's main event
who revved him?
So where's the Randy Couture jack off tape I want to watch it to laugh at it haha I just think it would be funny haha.
>>89426531Holloway is going to lose but I will respect him more if he actually fights and doesn't pull out again.
IF THIS IS ISIS?SIGN ME UP!!!~CLAIMED 12/2018~
>>89427574not takin any chances
spammy what has you so revved tonight brother?
Spammy can you do this to the discord?
>fighters can use steroids >allow "soccer" kicks and knees on downed opponents>fights are judged on damage if there's no stoppage >remove WMMA>remove flyweight >point deductions for laying-and-prayingThere I fixed the UFC
Goober is the featherweight GOAT. Prove me wrong.
>>89426865Based GSP doesnt play you fool
>>89428561make it two ten minute rounds with a tie breaker third and I'm in
https://youtu.be/3BelQUQOVacThis guy has pimples on his back
>>89428670so do you
>>89428684what if you had a pimple that sealed off the tip of your penis, that would be really unlucky
>>89428670>pimples on his backwinstrol cures strokes, for sure
>>89428684No I don't, my skin is clear
Why is it that whenever a black fighter fights a white fighter, 90% of the time the black fighter wins?Why does the greatest white fighter of all time, Georges St Pierre, have no victories over a black fighter? Why does the only current white champion, TJ Dillashaw, also have no victories over a black fighter?Almost seems like whenever white and black fighters go head-to-head the black fighter always wins and the only way for a white fighter to achieve success in this sport is for them to completely avoid black fighters.
Is this sport halal?
>>89428950yes >>89428924 >>89428907
>>89428922What about Stipe/Ngannou?
>>89428522Why not just post it here?
>>89429181What about Stipe/DC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXMRxJlbF4You guys see the new Embedded? Ortega was particularly humble in it. >"I never feel like I'm better than anyone. I just go in there and practice my art"How could he not think he's better than other people when he so clearly is? That's very humble that he thinks of himself as just an artist.
>the emasculated, withered corpse of heem
Can not for the life of me remember the email I used to sign up for the heemcord
>>89430241Chuck's got that look in his eye againProbably a cataract, he should get that checked out
>>89426477>You beat a champion, I beat two>You're on a 6 fight win streak, I'm on 12>The Blessed Express is going in circles, we lapping you broNah, he's good. T-City's gonna have to go back to stealing guitars after this.
>>89427830>tfw realize stemcelling is retarded and gay but grew up never learning or doing anything practical so nerd thinking is all I know
>RIZIN announced another event on NYE 2018 to be conducted during the AM. It's titled 'the Last Yarennoka of the Heisei era'.DOUBLE NYE RIZIN????IM FUCKING CUMMING
>>89427011he's so fucking ugly, holy shit.
>>89426477it is what it is
>>89430671K I N O COMING TO AMERICA
>>89430748theyre gunna need a crane to pick that chin up off the canvas saturday night
say something nice about Gus' property
my waifu has a smaller forehead than that
>>89430932she's got alot of real estate on her forehead
>>89430932If an Aryan good like Gus has to settle for this, is there even any hope for an average bloke to be more than just a provider for a fat, and ugly chick
>>89430932the absolute state of wh*teoid genetics
>>89430991>>89431005she is a beautiful mother of two children you scumbags>>89431017post a shirtless pic right now you loser
>>89430932that's easyshe is huge enough to look gus in the eyes. she's a real woman, 6 foot and scratch probably 170-180 lbsno woman lets allowed
>>89430932That pic makes her forehead look too big but she's pretty otherwise
Does Max have it in him to make Ortega look silly?
>>89430932Goob Jr youre taking everything I worked for motherfucker, Ima fight ur fuckin ass
Guys, is Max Holloway the Tony Ferguson of the Featherweight division?? In appearance, not fighting style.
kid's got a 5head too lmsocksoff
>>89431128slim shoulders, id drop you on your head kid>>89431153shutup you mongoloid freak, i know how ugly you are and you could never pull a woman like her
>>89431105If Max flat-lines Ortega, does Claudia dump him and take a ride on the Blessed Express?
>>89430932her receding hairline is worse than mine and im b*lding
>>89431190For sure, female fighters are ruthless
>>89431105Obviously, he'll just move back, have Ortega shooting his shitty takedowns and avoid the clinch.
>>89431229of course you are if youre h8ing
>>89430932Gus' baby lookin lit off that titty milk look at that lil fuckers grin
I want Mcgregor to have a super long and intense camp and then challenge whoever wins on Saturday. He is not a fucking lightweight those guys will all eat him alive. I don't even know if he beats punished Cerrone or Poirier.
Khabib would quite literally murder Ortega if they were to fight
>>89431438Khabib murders pretty much anyone in all honesty. There is not an anti-Khabib at 145 or 155.
>>89431438but Ortega has greatest bjj of all time bro... He would sub Khabib from guard fer shur
>>89431438Ortega via Triangle
>"Everybody keeps saying that this guys undefeated">"ya know everybody keeps forgetting that I'm undefeated"Max really is CTE'd huh
>>89431467If he's so good why is he so terrified to fight guys his own size? Tyron would flatline his ass in two seconds. Khabib is a coward.
>>89431525>leaving out the punchline to what he thought was a profound quotable No, he's just stupid.
>>89431543I didn't realize that was supposed to be a punchline. Just thought he was repeating himself
>>89431533Tyron is bigger than Khabib
>>89430932would love to shoot my load on that forehead
>>89430932disgusting 2/10 pig not worthy of taking my virginity
>ywn cuddle gus property and discuss politics and share fight stories that only a woman of her intellect and physical ability could posess
Guys, Gustaffson's daughter looks more like him than the son, what if she has all the fight genetics and the son is a basedboy loser...brehs
that boi max finna get werked
12 hours til max pulls out
>>89430932Imagine if you crossed her with Val, she'd have a forehead the size of a Buick
>>89431780How would you feel if someone was on here talking about your mother (who's a whore btw) like that
>>89431791People tell me she's gonna die in her sleep tonight all the time
>>89431837that's unlikely but she's a giant whore
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING...>https://youtu.be/mGjz22qC-bo
the holloway meme ends soon
Do you guys really want to see an ultra flushed Max get KO'd like Chuck Liddell over the spicy banger that is Ortega vs Moicano 2?
>>89431840post the full picture
>>89431864to be honest, yes
id sub everybody itt
>>89431851Your mother ate my poop as it came out of my asshole. Like, she got on her knees and opened her mouth as wide as she could right over my spread anal orifice. "pfffft" I went as I warmed up. Before her feast came the gas. A putrid aroma. Egg salad. And then came the logs. Thick but malleable, I pinched each one off at about seven inches. She readily swallowed each one.
>>89431872Her forehead's too big, it won't fit within the 3MB limit
>>89431895I'd heem you in the rematch.
>>89431853>I believe in second chancesthis guy will get away with punching a 10/10. Meanwhile I can't even sit next to a girl in the bus without her getting off at the next stop ;_;
>>89431895You would make me a steak sub and I would heem you stiff after eating it
>>89431895say that to my face in my dojo see what happens
heem deez nuts
>>89431965funny I used to make steak subs for a living you might be right
i have an iron chin, i'm unheemable!
Stipe wins the rematch, but DC wins the trilogy
>>89431984If it's tasty I won't even heem you. I'll say "thank you chef"
Whittaker just appeared in a the game awards commercial lmfao
>>89432022*heems you anyways*
>>89432022*punches you in the liver*
>>89432022*punches you in the throat
>>89432116i'd love to ee her go 5 rounds with Ngannou, Jon Jones, and Rumble
>>89432116they look like brother and sister
>>89432145thats how they keep the bloodlines pure
In many ways Dos Anjos beat Covington and Usman
Whoever loses is instantly going to just be disregarded as a can crusher. I hate heem. This is one of the few fights where two genuinely elite guys are about to throw down.
>>89432201believe in heem
>>89432201>whoever loses is instantly going to be disregarded as a can crusherThere is objectively nothing wrong with this, a loser is a loser.
>>89432201trueI never rated OrtegaI never rated Maxjust covering both my bases here, nothing personal its just /heem/ business
>>89432197He did beat Colbert unironically. Leg humping and cage hugging shouldn't win fights. But Usman beat him in every possible way.
Max with TKO Ortega. His outside striking game is miles ahead of Ortega. Unlike retards Moicano and Swanson, Hollway will avoid the clinch and TDs. Unlike manlet Edgar his chin is solid as well. Ortega's only way to win is a clinch/guard pull or flying submission. Holloway 80/20.
Ohhhh hes hurt
>Be a fighter inside your home>All the time, finish your husband. Smash him really bad.Based Beeb
>>89432201Holloway is a shell of his former self and is going to get obliterated. Cap this Max is going to sleep in round 1 guaranteed.
>“We now have an additional fight card to go along with RIZIN 14, as Cygames presents ‘RIZIN: Heisei’s Last Yarennoka’. This event has been decided and it will be held in a hurry on the morning of NYE, before RIZIN 14. I hope we can respond to the demands of fans. Let’s have a New Year’s Eve with martial arts galore from the morning!”>MMASucka has confirmed with sources close to the event, and this will indeed be an actual fight card. Announcements will begin to roll out on the 10th of December. By all accounts, it seems as though this event will be 3-4 hours or so in length. So it won’t be the typical 7+ hour spectacle RIZIN is used to providing.THEY SUMMONED THE FIGHT GODS, 10+ HOURS OF RIZIN ON NEW YEARS EVEOFFICIAL NEW YEARS EVE THEME SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVu_M191U7U
>He did beat Colbert unironically
I said you WILL fuck my wife!
>>89432498I need oxygen
>>89432498What time will this start in europe?
remember when the Yuf-c spent a million dollars on CM Punk
>>894326669AM JAPANESE TIME, 00:00 GMT
>>89432713Good investment imho ngl tbqhwy
>>89432713Remember when they signed him during the Fertitta era
https://youtu.be/z53ZvMxV20s>Not betting all your money on Tenshin
>>89432936remember when they hyped his debut for a year, remember when he was whispering in mickey galls ear like he just beat a legend of the sport, makes me sick
>>89433008They should've put him on TUF instead
I'm from the future, Ortega, Val and Santos are a free money multi.
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 ANNOUNCED!
Holy shit you know that boxing analyst & fashion icon Brendan Schaub? Apparently he was a ufc championtoo?!?!Anyone have some fights to recommend?
>>89427009Misquote, he was making a joke about how they should beat up their husbands. Fucking MMA """""journalism""""
>>89431960he didnt punch rachael you fucking moron, he beat up his hoe ass girlfriend a long time ago
>As previously announced, Mayweather vs. Tenshin will be an exhibition.> No pro record for either fighter will be affected due to a loss.>They will fight under straight-up boxing rules.>The bout will consist of three rounds, each of three minutes.>No judges will be utilized for the contest.>In order for there to be a winner, one must score a KO within nine minutes.>Both fighters will have to wear an 8oz pair of official RIZIN gloves.>Despite being an exhibition, this bout will be a full-contact match-up.>Weight: 147lbs/67.7kg
>>89432145>Canadian sees same race couple for the first time in his lifelmao moron
>>89428327wish trt vitor was back
>>89433200You're the moron, bud. Watch the video and be humble
>>89433206Tenshin going up like 20 lbs right?
>>89433253YepI wonder if hes hoppin on the celltech
Reminder that mma women only date mma fighters who winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVpBG0F0XtA
>>89433277>two people with daddy issues have a chat
>>89433164>American geographic knowledge
>>89433327its hard to care where you are when the most important kiwis come to us
>>89433327>implying new zealand isn't part of australia
>>89433327>r-recognise me America
>>89433399thanks for sticking up for us
>>89433342What are you on about? I thought you were digging at the Aus card, but no kiwi UFC fighter has lost this year.
>>89433240The video that says their stories aren't related in any way? Lmao you're retarded Achmed
>>89433412I only just now entered the thread and felt like shitting on your nothing sheep island
What's /heem/s verdict, Max gets the win right? Or are do jh'aul think he has irreparable brain damage?
>>89433430you're a retard. Don't @ me
>>89431586They're the same natural size. khabib is a cutbaby
>>89426245Crazy how the UFC and the fighers can somehow convince us that two bums fighting is somehow a big deal, Holloway lost to fucking mcgregor ahahahahahh
10 hours til Max pulls out lads
>>89433481khabib walks around at like 190, Tyron looks like 210ish
>>89433516>Ortega isn't going to trip over a "cable"
>>89433481Khabib is taller, Tyron has a fatter ass. Khabib would look like a kid wresting his dad trying to take Tryon down, Tyron's core strength is too elite. He wouldn't get close enough anyway, Tyron would KO him in the first 30 seconds of the fight. Hoping they go with Chael's plan to have 1 hour weigh ins and Khabib and Tyron end up in the same weight class.
>>89433542>1 hour before fight weigh insWho steps up two classes?
>>89433542I agree Tyron would win, but Khabib could easily fight at welterweight. He just knows hes not strong enough to take them
>>89433582I don't think its a sure thing that Tyron would win. Gastelum (would be welterweight if he dieted) split decisioned him and Rory beat him and that was the last time he faced dudes with decent wrestling.
>>89433674Rory didn't win by wrestling him though, he won by long arming him to death. Tyron is a heartlet so after getting jabbed from the outside for a round he basically gave up. Khabib has to close the distance, and is so hittable he'd get slept by The Chosen One almost instantly. If he did somehow manage to slip past Tyron's right, he isn;t gonna accomplish shit when he gets his arms around that giant ass, short legs, and long torso.
>>89433277joe is such a poser faggot
love that they moved the manlet fight off of 233 tbqh
>>89433758fuckin Yuf-c constantly blowing it with their main events, when will they learn
>>89433744I mean, I guess but I just don't see it my guy. Tyron and Conor have the same reach, Khabib has only ever had his forearm rocked and Tyron wouldn't be able to cage sit without khabib stepping in.
>>89433789Moving it to the first ESPN card seems like a good move desu
>>89433815I don't really care its just they suck at putting together cards in general
>>89430932Me on the left
>>89433826I think it'll straighten out a little bit next year, pretty sure they've been holding out on Fox since the deal's been up
how do you faggots heem suicidal thoughts
is this the future of wmma?
>>89433948get off of heem and go do something that makes you have to focus, like climb a small mountain or run super far out and have to run back. anythign that causes good stress.
>>89433948rewatch conor vs khabib
>>89433206speaking of Tenshin, it's sort of bullshit that he's been able to spam rolling thunders in his kickboxing bouts, since that strike leaves you as a grounded opponent who can't be hit.
>>89431467I need to see him beat Tony and Kevin Lee. Honestly, i think Lee might be the worse matchup for him.
>>89433969Looks like my dream of becoming a pro athlete is still alive
>>89433509>Holloway lost to fucking mcgregor>5 years ago>implying fighters don't improve in half a decade
>>89434272improvement is a meme
>>89434277So Al is 100% going to beat Kevin Lee?
>>89434277Not if you’re as young as Holloway is
Is there a reliable online CTE test anywhere ladders?
Studied all day for my final.Must. Not. Let. Schaub. Down.
>>89434362now its time to party
>>89434356>http://www.staggeringbeauty(.)com/here you go, bee
>>89434373I only break out my dad's glenlivet on special occasions, if I get a good score I'll have a few sips. How have you been feeling lately? Do you have Max or Ortega and don't say Moicano again.
>>89434392I got Ortega, don't like Moicano
>>89434375Yeah right like imma click dat shit
>>89434392that dude wasn't schaub hating, I had just mentioned I had been eating only cheeseburgers and was considering a run at heavyweight
>>89434445I know he wasn't Schaub hating, I'm just showing embarrassing the Canadian for all of /heem/ to see.
>>89432756So this is what yall UFC fans watch huh
is it weird that I'm eating just sriracha sauce?
>>89434464so schaubposting aside you are just a bully
>>89434531How is it bullying?
>>89434532trying to embarrass someone for no reason
>>89434544You played yourself, and all I'm doing is standing my ground.
why would khabib say that women should stay home if they can also wrestle fricken bears
>>89434611schaub would be disappointed in you
>>89434529Come one put it in a pasta at least
>>89434666I hate bullies. We should all get along
>>89434702>be Tiger>10 years in the future>find videos of your dad kissing and fingerblasting another manwhat happens then?
>>89434717You tell me
>>89434666For standing up to literal cheeto fingered bullies? I do not think so.
WHAT I LEARNED ON HEEM IS
>>89434785can Cat beat Meeeegan
>>89434807If Holly can outwrestle her then Cat can, too
>>89434738Who do you have for Ortega and Holloway, Coral?
>>89434822It think Max is going to piece him up, take the decision.
>>89434831Alright, if he loses you have to get a tattoo of my choice
>>89434861I won't even get a tattoo of my choice, what makes you think I'd get one of yours?
>>89434876you can get it under your titty
>>89434876Its a friendly wager. We are friends, no?
>>89434898what's in it for me
>>89426744based and whitpilled
>>89434933Whatever you want baby
>>89433355this is correct
>>89428037>not going for big payoutsYou are doing betting wrong lad
>>89435007bookies love him
>>89435007Ortega at 2.00 is crazy considering Max's health problems.
If you don't like Bobby Knuckles then you can just leave, y'know.
>>89435054Evil Cowboy too, he's 2.15 even though Gunnar is flushed. That kiwi is dumb for putting money on manure though.
>>89435035>>89435007The more you bet on multiple fighters the smaller the chance is you a actually win them all. But good luck to both of you
>>89435078fully aware, but it's the only way to make decent cash from chump change.
>>89435054pretty sure, if the fight is cancelled you dont get a refund
>>89435077I said this in the other thread but manowar vs santos is 50/50 whether one knocks the other out, everyone keeps forgetting that santos got ko'd by david fucking branch a few fights ago.They are both knock out artists but yimmy is bigger so 2.59 is great value.
>>89435099on the other hand Jimi seems flushed these days and Santos is younger and also not cutting weight might help his chin
Max will miss weight
>>89435108I don't think chin can save you from manuwa, the guy has the fucking touch of death, it defies science
>>89435108He's definitely getting old, not sure if he is flushed or not yet but you gotta remember that the last thing to go is power, doesn't matter if Santos has an improved chin a good hit from the much bigger manuwa could take his head off.The match is by no means in manuwas favour but the odds are good value.
>>89435099>manowar vs santos is 50/50 (...) david fucking branch100% disagree, branch is underrated and manuwa is done nowadays imo. I'll give you 75/25 santos/manuwa but that's the best I can do.
>>89435078>The more you bet on multiple fighters the smaller the chance is you a actually win them all.man, I always knew dutch people were smart but holy shit, seems like you guys are straight up geniuses
Just watched the Notorious documentary. Goobs has the most most homo-erotic squad in the most semen-slurping sport. They walk around naked with each other like a Russian bathhouse.
>>89435384>3 rounds>exhibtion>no refs>contractually obligated the little gook to stick to boxingkek, based Floyd workin all these deluded japs and weeb marks.This is a man who robs you repeadtely in broad daylight and gets away with it
why does max have so much acne ?
>>89435474he's 26 and a skinny fuck
go to church
>>89435280Khabib and his guys are worse, always cuddling and shit. Not a single female on khabibs instagram, dudes a turbo aspie & homo
>>89435041>*clink clink clink*>"Fuck Cubans, fuck weight cutting, fuck chicken pox and most importantly fuck niggers.
Is anyone else here going to UFC 232? I'll be staying at The Wynn. Pic related.
>>89435384Japanese hype videos will never not be the best.
>>89427743he wont make it to his prime sadly, tuberculosis is a beast
>>89426353If Max Holloway wins tomorrow, Tony is getting snubbed AGAIN and Khabib will defend against Max.
is tension namosaki is a good fighter
>>89428327Bisping refused to see Vitor out in both their last fight. Vitor was saying "yo lets fight, we both coming off losses, lets make it our last fight and we both retire" and Bisping refused. Instead Bisping retired without a retirement fight, just decided to stop.What a coward, desu.
>>89435384>>89435463REMINDER:>Yakuza, like all organized crime, makes money through gambling>Floyd has lost a lot money gambling with them>Yakuza runs Japanese MMA>Floyd borrowed heavily from the Yakuza for an $18m watch while in Japan this year>The Yakuza wants their money back>Rizin founder Nobuyuki Sakakibara is heavily connected to the Yakuza>Floyd forced to fight on Rizin to repay his debt to them>Mayweather Promotions + Showtime not involved with the bout>Tenshin will "win" as part of the deal, creating a new Japanese superstar
>>89436138I wish Bisping had just fought Yoel in his last fight. He wouldn't have lost any respect if he got smoked and they teased it for so long.
Gus's girl, much like Aspen Ladd, has enough space on her forehead for an entire second face.
>>89436173Why the fuck did I laugh at this
>>89436160Is Yoel sprinting on a single breath? He doesn't appear to be breathing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t84ThdfMucone is liveqt ukraine woman fighter is fighting
>>89436138I don't know why the fuck bisping didnt take that fight. Deflated vitor would have been a free win for him and he would have got his revenge for his gammy eye, and they could have gone all out with "an eye for an eye" promo stuff.
>>89436222>I don't know why the fuck bisping didnt take that fight.COWARDICE. Unironically, I think he chickened out after the 2 losses in a row, he lost his mojo. No other reason.Would've been a revenge fight, a legacy fight, a money fight, a perfect farewell fight. And he would've been heavily favored. And it could've been in England too. No reason not to.Coward!
>>89436251I dont know why he'd have the balls to face Gasman in china on short notice right after being btfo by gsp, but not have the balls to fight a wet floppy Vitor. Just doesnt make sense.
>>89436285he literally didn't know who Gastelum was.
>>89436294what will DC's weight be 3 years after retirement? 350lbs?
>>89436371DC when he fought Stipe was prime. So soft and luxurious, thick grabbable velvety flesh.
>>89426245Ortega's belt looks good, I didn't know The Gap made belts.
>>89426245No fucking way Ortega is only 5’8 and makes 145. How the fuck does he always manage to look non manlet sized all the time?
>>89436207Crazy fight, can't wait to see Eddie jump into the fray
>>89436409Lifts in his shoes
How is the UFC keeping Arlovski, but letting go of Sage? Arlovski even has enough fight coming up for 29th.
Has Tony ever actually Ankle picked someone?I have seen him go for it a lot of times but I can't think of a time it has been successful.
>>89436526Sage got better offers from elsewhere.
>>89426544Edgar could be a BW if he wanted to.
>>89436526Arlovski is worth a lot more money and in a way shallower division
Coral Springs is a big gay homophobic bully. I liked him more before the therapy.
>>89436564Using that logic, why was Hunt let go of? Same division, same performance, same name recognition.
>>89436585Hunt has spent the last two and a half years trashing the promotion
>>89436585Hunt was getting paid like 400k, is suing the ufc, and didn’t want to stay with the ufc Sage was getting paid like 100k+,m and ufc didn’t want to match the offer he got frok One, they did try to resign him. Sage is pretty much a meme at this point. UFC isn’t looking for “prospects” that take 6 years to make the top 15. Look at people like Adesanya or Cody who can go from unknown to title contention in 18 months. That is the kind of prospect they want.
>>89436595>>89436601Hunt only started trashing the promotion AFTER they trashed him, cancelling his fight when he started telling an interviewers that he has problems remembering things (because the commission consider this a CTE symptom and he wouldn't be eligible to fight).That is, he only started taking a shit on Dana and the UFC, and suing, AFTER they started taking a shit on him. He didn't initiate this, and whatever reason the UFC has to cut ties with him, originated before his beef.Before that he was complaining how a lot of people who beat him were on steroids, but thats pretty much factual, not like the UFC are denying it.
>>89436620So what are you confused about exactly?
>>89436601>UFC isn’t looking for “prospects” that take 6 years to make the top 15.Thats the thing, the UFC paid to feed and train him in his weakest years, and now that he finally found his weight class and is on a small win streak, they are dropping him. They did the thankless hard work and are losing the okay fighter they paid to create. It was time for him to give back, why lose him now, when he is on the rise?Should've had a Sage vs CM Punk freakshow match or something at least.
>>89436627Because his contract was expired and he was worth more to One than the UFC. Nobody is watching a ufc card just for sage, a lot of new fans will tune into ONE to see him. One is live right now btwhttp://youtu.be/F8n1Mj-uNMQhttp://youtu.be/F8n1Mj-uNMQhttp://youtu.be/F8n1Mj-uNMQ
>>89436637>Nobody is watching a ufc card just for sageThis isn't boxing, a card isn't just the main event. You need depth for an MMA event. Sage is good filler, with potential to grow if he gets a meme winstreak.
>>89436650They can get “good filler” like lando banana or platinum Perry for 1/4 sages price with just as many memes simple as
>>89436664You say that, but they are probably letting go of Mike Perry too after the next fight. I don't get what goes into who is offered a deal and who isn't, seems random.
>>89432201heem is /box/ nowno one has ever had an impressive in in any combat sport everif you lose you were always a bum. if you win it's because you fought a bum. it's impossible to be anything but a bum or a can crusher
>>89432201I think this is mostly ironic shitposting. The best fighters in the history of MMA have losses on record.
>>89436669It isn’t random. You don’t seem to understand how much Hunt and Sage were overpaid compared to fighters in similar positions.
>>89436669I just think there are a bunch of companies out there with a shitload of money trying to build brands and UFC is trying to cut costs. As long as they have some top stars and a lot of scrappy fighters they can pay shit money, they're happy.
Bisping said on his podcast that Nick doaz is refusing to fight Masvidal because he isn’t a big name. He said Diaz gave the ufc 4 names and Bisping was one of them, so that is how he knows.
I miss her guys
>>89436774had a good time that day
>>89426245>hawaiian>toronto raptors jerseyExplain
>>89426550JJ always says stuff like this.
Claudia has a pigeon butt
Who was right?
https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2018/12/7/18130336/ben-nguyen-announces-ufc-release-adelaide-wilson-reisWe did it r/4channel
>>89436825Is Joanna Jerkmydick single? A lot of the other WMMA fighters have personal life stuff shown on their media, but not her, ever. Maybe she is a catholic nun battle maiden.
>>89426550Joanna is cute and has 10/10 legs, I would give her a smooch.
>>89436892She has a boyfriend. If you took 30 seconds of your life to check her instagram page rather than plotting your next copper wire heist you'd know.
>>89437020>mfw a bulgarshit tries to trash talk me online
>>89436620he started trashing it after the Brock fight/drug test and made it patently obvious he no longer wanted to be there
it's tough b
>>89437020>>89437030ill heem you both in less than 3 seconds, dorks
>>89437077<--- Me on the left. Ela na pilonite weeee #nerdbash2018
>>89437091викaм тaкcи, cлeд 20 минyти тe чaкaм нa пилoнитe, yтaйкa(Aз нa cнимкaтa)
Ortega & gadelha on their friendship https://youtu.be/pYU40U6njbchttps://youtu.be/_atTPUyl18k
In many ways....
>>89437123why would a chad like t-city waste his time with that manly trog, hes probably on diet full of ring girls and instagram models
>>89437081Is this a texbook example of a Californian couple? I know it should be two men but still.
>>89437173I wonder who bottoms
Requesting the react image of that guy with the fat neck in the stadium seats, looking at the game with a kind of disapproving look on his face
>>89437241seek professional help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv04ThUGAhQ .How the hell do you avoid this?
>when you go mental>shlub is gonna Chris Benoit and his wife before spelunking Theo Con's asshole
>>89437246Why does everyone hate me? I'm just trying to help.. :(
>>89437266Chris Benoit tiger*Fucking phone
I have no faith in this bet coming in btw
>>89431190>take a roid on the blessed expressthehe
I only check heem for pics of Jade and Sanko.
Max made weight boys