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cricket on lads

Aus vs India stumps day 1 250/9

NZ vs Pakistan ongoing
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Shall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJIh6KKLiA
>visiting those places alone
this idiot whitey will die one day. save him and take him back
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>>89420421
Stop posting his videos bsdk.
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Bane will hit a 6 to bring up the ton
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BASED kano
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yep. New Zealand win
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kane is a handy player
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>>89420397
perfect time to herald the Finch/ Harris era of international domination
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>>89420506
if only we had one like him... hm...
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Kane is a typical kiwi stove is a typical Aussie

Makes you think...that all pozzies should be executed
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HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
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dare i say, bed on the cards
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Will New Zealand declare?
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Declare right now

Need to send a clear message of intent
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The trophy for a drawn series should be given to the away side
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you have to really earn the prestigious oye hoye cup, draws don't count
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>>89420528
you watch finch this series mate, its gonna be a break out
alan border medal

like if you agree
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>>89420701
*upvotes*
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Think Finch is really bad. Not a very good bird either
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>>89420701
if only he could drop weight like khawaja the fat fuck
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>tripfag humour
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>>89420701
*flashes outside off with little to no footwork*
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Wasn't making a joke
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Cricket, except on ice, and with pucks and sticks instead of balls and bats.
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yeh mate its called ice cricket but with bats and balls instead of pucks and sticks
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Moshi moshi donarudo desu.
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anurag you here bro?
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Hockey on turf with real hockey sticks and balls and no pads
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>>89420421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOgpnyPJZI
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need a wicket here
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Worst case 250 all out. Will take it from 120 odd for 6. Still, fuck you Vijay, Rahul, Rahane, Rohit. You were in as pure batsmen. Kohli is allowed lapses.
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Need 150 more runs
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This is unfair. One man cannot be this good.

Bowl 150ks, bat well, good looking, field like a god, have Warney sing your praises despite not being a leggie.
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need an infinite number of runs
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could do with a double ton here
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found another /cric/ poster on reddit
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this has aged a little poorly
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>>89420854
So true.
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got a bad case of jock itch lads
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take the new ball ffs
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>>89420831
Death is less frightening than having no balls.
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>>89420840
>Indian side does nothing but chew cud
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>>89420854
>having to bowl to shit batsmen
I know that feel. It's kinda like having to do a group assignment with the down syndrome kid.
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>>89420870
>using jocks
>not boxers
ISHYGDDT
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>>89420945
i do wear boxers m8, i might need a cream or somesuch
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>>89420925
>>89420931
>>89420937
Indian poster?
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>>89420416
>cricket
Hahahahahahaha
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>>89420959
Not me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH TELSTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>89420966
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>>89420970
go to bed
>>89420980
based sarfraz
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>>89420831
If only Phil Hughes was wearing a helmet
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>there are """""""""people""""""""" who didn't rate canterbury's brave henry nicholls
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>>89420993
Shall be sleeping in 30 mins :D

>>89420993
Hehe.
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>Minimum overs left: 10
Time for some elite brainlet bash and overnight declaration desu lads.
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Not a fan of the fact that I can't samefag with this flag lads
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>>89421008
good boy :D
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>>89421017
>10
Meant 16 haha.

>>89421020
Bro...you are very gd boy.
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ilu indian poster
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>>89421043
ilu2 lad
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No signs of INTENT from NZ.
NEED to accelerate now. Add atleast 5 rpo. And play 30 minutes of tomorrow's first session.
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I know it's better than expected, but why is every single outlet riding Aussie dick when >we went from 4/40 to 9/250? Seems pathetic tßh, can't tell if I'm the mental midget or if it's everyone else.
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>>89421083
It's adelaide, 250 is pathetic
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>>89421092
irrelevant, since it became a stadium it's a drop-in McPitch. Any concept of Australian pitches having differing attributes is from a previous era.
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>>89421080
De grandy in next to hit a 30 ball ton
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250-300 is okayish 2bh. Australia lost Warner and Smith not Hazlewood/Starc.
Australia will come close to that score. +/- 20
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>>89421102
based aussie conditions
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>mcpitch
cringe
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>pissrat outscored by ishant sharma
yikes
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based
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so I says 'boundary rider? I just met her'
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>>89421144
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>>89421083
Nah we really should have bowled them out much earlier. If Pujara hadn't been retarded with that runout I think they could have added another 30 as well.
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NZ losing the plot here.
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>>89421161
few drops as well I heard, was waging for the entirety
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pakis arnt exactly playing an attacking style of cricket either
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>In Uber
>So the cricket starts tomorr-
>OH YES I'M DELLING YOU NOW I LOVE THE CRICKET OH CURRY CURRY ALALALALALALALALAAL
Every time
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>In Uber
>Been busy tonight mate?
>NAH NOT RELLY MAITE I VOS JUST *BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP* *BLLLRPRPRPRP*
Every time
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>>89421176
nice one Saxon
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For me, it's bedtime. Good night dear bros :)
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At this rate, NZ will play tomorrow's first session too. Pakis can draw it.
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OYE HOYE
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>>89421196
It was Pakistans to lose. The fact we're still in it is a miracle considering how bad the rest of our batsmen are
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>>89421207
That's what I meant lad. It was for >>89421175
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>at 7/11 getting a few Krispy kremes
>been busy tonight mate?
>oh yes sir, very much so sir, the Aussies are pig fucks, fucking cheats
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>>89421187
mmmm tasty
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>>89421102
I disagree. Perth Stadium's drop in is WORSE than the waca's for ridiculous speed + cracks.
Made of the same patch of dirt apparently as the WACA, but then they tried to avoid fucking it up like they did with the WACA in the 80's... Clearly they failed though.

Should be called the PCG - Perth Cricket Ground.
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>at your mum's house
>about to bust a nut
>HELLO MY NAME IS SHARON AND I'M GOING TO GET YOU LONG DISTANCE SAVINGS IF YOU GIVE ME THE SHIT IN MY MOUTH *sitar music in background* HNNNGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR *BBBBBBBBBBLLLLAAAAARRRRRRRRPRPPPRP* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA BUTTER CHICKEN
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>>89421219
He's not wrong
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>>89421202
>he comes down the tracks
>uses his wrists to whip it
>OYE HOYE
Keep it PG.
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big forehead on the right lads
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>>89421219
>getting a few Krispy kremes
>eating the dough-hole jew
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just did a poo
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>>89421300
This but unironically.
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PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE
.
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PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE
.
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PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE
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>>89420421
trying to get mango here too in blr, no luck :(
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Based mango lad. Friend was taking about Shillong mango. Think he can get it. How is it?
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still can't get my head around this
https://www.zomato.com/users/filthy-jew-35922373/reviews
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>>89421362
It's good stuff, I also got it touch with a guy from assam, he would parcel that shit from there for 3500 lmfao. Couldn't take that risk desu
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>>89421370
>australians using zomato
hmmm
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>>89421370
Why does a kebab shop in istanbul follow him?
https://www.zomato.com/users/seven-kebap-15596225
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>>89421377
So, Shillong mango is easier to get than Mysore mango?
>>89421384
Zamato was more popular outside India during its initial years.
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A mosquito is trolling me
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>>89420840
Where's the /cric/ bull?
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didn't even know it was an Indian company until now. A shit tonne of places don't bother with websites or online content so I find it useful that there's a hoard of fat bastards out there that pictures of the menus for me.
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>>89421406
none are easier now a days but yeah people parcel shillong mango via dtdc or fedx. Don't know the reason mysore mango in scarcity these days. I've heard the police burned the farms or some shit.
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passed all my uni courses lads after barely putting any effort in
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>>89421355
Try Hyderabad mango. You can get it in Udupi
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>not having mosquito bat
Lmao @ your lives.
>>89421441
>Dtdc or fedx
Holy mother of balls.
>Burner the farms
Grim.
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>>89421448
very risky travelling with weed these days.
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>uni
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>>89421406
Zomato is not indian?
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>>89421450
>Dtdc or fedx
yep it's going on lad
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>>89421456
It is indian. When it first came out, it was more popular in North America, UK and Australia and that was their main market.
Got fucked by Yelp, uber in North America and by Swiggy, Foodpanda, ubereats in India.
India is their primary market now.
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I've got a friend who's the Indian version of a weeb and he spends at least 3 months of the year on average in north India/Nepal. And by all accounts high quality weed, hash, opium, mushies and acid are found everywhere.
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>>89421502
You can still get it easily in random villages/towns.
Kinda difficult to find good stuff in cities compared to 2-3 years back.
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>and then he told me he had two more years and then he'd start looking for a job
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Google's main aim to buy android was to push Google search engine and their apps. But with proper planning they could've made an equivalent to uber/ola, WhatsApp, Zomato, payment app MUCH MUCH before all the competition. Everything included in one device. Can't think why they didn't get into this early. Imagine all the data.
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>>89421555
pretty sure they're doing alright for themselves. Have any of those companies even made a cent yet beyond speculative futures?
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I'm about to invite all of my /hoc/ friends over.
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name a more daring synthesis
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>>89421999
>100% British Isles

Ah yes very daring
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>>89421102
>le fug le drop ins

ask your dad about the ABSOLUTE STATE of the MCG in the 80s
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>>89421999
proper white folk has to have german stock
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>>89422033
healthy dose of danish mixed in on the northern irish side lad
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>>89422026
this is cope
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>>89422054
drop ins aren't perfect, but they're the only option when you have to share grounds with footy, simple as

as the other lad said, the Perth Stadium is producing some of the best decks in the country that have far more pace and bounce than the WACA had for a decade
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clear to anyone that thinks about it for more than a minute that the curators are just making shit wickets and would be doing the same without drop ins
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>>89421999
the multiple epic wojacks on top of the picture have convinced me that you are of good stock.

>>89422073
thanks for that blindingly obvious insight. That you took the effort to point out that someone had made the same point but still decided to make it again was really the icing on the cake for me.
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Been away for a couple of weeks lads, can somebody explain the OYE HOYE meme to me?
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hate this goblin
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>>89422199
love hi-viz

easy
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>>89422215
Shall not be tolerating this continued persecution of best girl
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>>89422161
blindingly obvious, but you clearly hadn't thought of it when you made your epic retort "this is cope"
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Post Mady.
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>>89422240
this is cope
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But seriously lads what does OYE HOYE mean
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>>89422269
https://www.indiatoday.in/sports/cricket/story/oye-hoye-trophy-biscuit-trophy-pakistan-pcb-1389972-2018-11-16
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>>89422269
Why aren't you dead already you goblin lover
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execute all goblins
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>>89422288
BASED AND REDPILLED Indian poster
>>89422292
CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED Indian poster
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>>89420747
yes boro
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>>89421003
white tendulkar
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>>89422269
https://youtu.be/Dczweas6Uc8
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>>89422315
https://youtu.be/PQ2PTLZ61gA
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OYE HOYE

Haha really like this meme lads, shall be using it often in the future
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Really think Oochi should be the new /cric/ mascot. Much better than the incel pedo richo, really.
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Richo qué rico
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not feeling it this week
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>Deepika Gandukone
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>>89422601
hate this goblin
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>>89422538
have you tried not being a morally reprehensible human being?
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>2 nations,1 obsession
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cricket more like SHITket
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>>89422637
shut up josh
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>>89422601
loved priyanka chopra getting trolled for her wedding
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>>89422646
Don't make me post photos of you that were take years ago and hold very little relevance to your current state
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Name this band
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>>89422846
The Back-of-a-length boys
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>>89422846
The four horsemen of the redditpocalypse
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Three people wrestle first and then fuck each other.
My vote goes to

The incel Pedo Richo vs Fatty B vs Tranny Lover Josh.
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>>89422846
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
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Oochi truly is /ourpaki/.
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love cricket
HATE australia
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>>89423238
Okay, this is epic
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stay the fuck out of /hoc/ nobody thinks your funny
>166 posts
>30 posters
nice community idiots
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the best communities are ones in which a single, unique person makes only a single post each.
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are you guys going to make the new /hoc/?
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>>89422846
No homo but Brett Lee has that perfect face
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>>89423341
Enough to gangrape your poomunity
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>>89423591
>indian opinions on white faces
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>>89423827
Thanks bro xoxo
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>wake up
>see this
OH YEAH FUCK YEAH
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Cricketing nations that are done:
Poondia, Pookistan, Poopeelia

Cricketing nations in glorious ascension:
New Zealand, Sri Lanka
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>>89424110
sub shit Lanka for goatladesh mate
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Cricketing nations that are done:
Poondia, Pookistan, Poopeelia, Englel

Cricketing nations in glorious ascension:
New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Goatladesh
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>>89420421
>Trying to ban Weed AKA bhang
BASED Rajastaan said they'd literally revolt

>Bhang lassi in Europe when?
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Yep, that’s an OYE HOYE for me lads.
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>Indian cricket
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>NZ anon sleeps
>NZ wins test match
>NZ builds partnership
Kek. Absolute state of these casuals.
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potluck at toil bla
had me fill and now all I can think of is lying down and falling zzzzzzz..

>cric related

how about them West Indies innit??
Vivian Richards and Kallicharan is where it's at innit

weeewww

>memes

i guess they don't miss, huh

x
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love kamenitza
hate zagorka
Simple as
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>still lanka
>glorious ascension
gaaggle gooing tbqh ngl bla
x
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>>89424427
same bla
bouncers in bangarapet innit
x
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>>89424445
>>89424461
what
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>>89424375
We have jobs and get up in the morning you NEET sack of shit
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>>89424394
>>89424445
>>89424461
Worst gimmick I've seen in donkeys.
Kys sebbesity
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relevant cricket in just under 4 hours lads
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>>89425584
holy mother of elite
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>>89425330
3 hours or 4?
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Yes but legs
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BASED Mahmood
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>>89425601
2 hours 15 minutes
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>>89426329
doesnt it start at like 1:30 because of weird SA time zones
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Cricket versus rugby is basically the ultimate example of the urban/rural divide in the west.
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>>89421999
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>>89426530
Based abo
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>>89426538
The blacks are very quiet here now, poor wretches. No wild beast of the forest was ever hunted down with such unsparing perseverance as they are. Men, women and children are shot whenever they can be met with … I have protested against it at every station I have been in Gippsland, in the strongest language, but these things are kept very secret as the penalty would certainly be hanging … For myself, if I caught a black actually killing my sheep, I would shoot him with as little remorse as I would a wild dog, but no consideration on earth would induce me to ride into a camp and fire on them indiscriminately, as is the custom whenever the smoke is seen. They [the Aborigines] will very shortly be extinct. It is impossible to say how many have been shot, but I am convinced that not less than 450 have been murdered altogether.
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Got a strong hunch Australia will bat today
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>>89426329
:(
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>>89426603
>Isn't 28 yet
>Has more test centuries than Bradman, SWaugh, or Gavaskar when they were 28
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for me its a 90 over 10th wicket stand
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>>89426603
(you)'d you on accident lad >>89426662
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Marcus Harris aka Double Bradman
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but does he have a better average than adam voges?
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adam bogies
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myself?
listening to pavement in preparation for the harris triple ton
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I don't think this semen slurpin "sport" is for me, lads. Seems like a gay version of basedball.
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test test
this is a test (match)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58
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janny is intimidated by me
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>>89426789
>fielding getting too powerful with all the shifts going on, so someone proposes we limit where fielders can be
Looks like the 2019 MLB season is gonna be like the 1934 Ashes.
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How many days has this inning been going for
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Interesting analysis
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Which innings mate
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>>89427021
up there with "to win games you must score goals" in the purely cerebral and muscular analysis stakes
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my new gimmick is getting nauseous at the gym
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>>89427021
FUJITSU
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>>89427021
damn.... never thought about it like that
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>>89427166
Really makes you think, huh?
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Norge is gay
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abbey gelmi?
more like abbey gf of me
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>>89427218
mwah
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>>89427240
More like Abbey Non-existent
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They should make t10s but you're only allowed 6 batsman and 6 bowlers (one allrounder).
Innings ends after 5 wickets fall, so it's not just 10 overs of meme slogging (but mostly is)
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Fuck these segments are absolute shit
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>>89427230
>>89427230
I made a meme on /hoc/. Everytime Norway comes around, we all go "Norway? More like NorGAY." It really gives people a kick and I thought maybe /cric/ could get some mileage out of the trick.
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Switching over to streams desu, want to watch the cricket not bcf weekender
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>>89427344
You're a fucking idiot.
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USA? More like POO-SA
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>>89427344
USA? More like U.S.GAY
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>>89427405
>>89427365
not a fan
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Poomerican kek
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mmmm mel
yum yum
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>Christmas in the summer without snow
Ausfailia and retarded cousins BTFO
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I don't watch cricket, I just think wicket is a fun word to say
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>>89427435
black mel or BLACKED mel?
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we all hate that guy at /hoc/
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>>89427455
BLACKED
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does it even snow in australia lmfao
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i pledge allegiance to the fag of the poonited sharts of fartmerica
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for me it's wicket the ewok from star wars
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ever smell the toilet paper before you drop it in the bowl? smells good sometimes
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>>89427485
cricket fans use prefer to shit in the street
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winter christmas
>sit inside all day
>boring shit
>die of frostbite
>grim stuff
>slip over and break your back
>dude suicide lmao

summer christmas
>its fucking hot lads
>based +30C
>can go outside
>fun for all the family
>backyard cricket
>barbecue
>cold beer in the sun
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could not care less about this old cunt
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when does this start again?
also what's the good mobile sites or apps on android to follow the scores, I can't remember what I used last season
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>>89427519
See that's what 4th of July and Labor Day are for.
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>he doesn't celebrate 4th of July
kek
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it's not even Christmas without snow
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>>89427519
Its amazing you made those comparisons when you'd never go outside in the first place.

Maybe winter Christmas is more your thing.

/hoc/ says hello.
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imagine living in the southern hemisphere

yikes
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/cri/c/ more like /shit/
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borethern hemisphoids need not contribute
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>>89427599
saved to my american banter folder lads
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hello yes is this /hoc/
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We're on top of the world, you guys are on the underside where you belong
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how did you celebrate finnish iindependence day /cric/?
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Heard this general is similar to /hoc/ except you discuss a shittier sport
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relevant cricket in 15
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must be the only australian off work today
hmmm
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>>89427691
Major difference: there is no kipshit.
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predictions for today?
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>>89427724
grim stuff
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>>89427708
Last year's cup final was Kino
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>>89427736
harris quad ton and to carry the bat
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>>89427691
This except the opposite
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>>89427734
business idea: trade kippers to /cric/ in excange for a fourth rounder
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>>89427736
I think the Flyers are going to wipe the Crosbabies away.
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We'll trade you kipshit for a round of finasteride. We have a surplus amount
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>>89427762
Flyers are playing the Jackets though
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>>89427795
yes fuck. i saw the lineup too fast
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>>89427736
I believe it's likely Australia will be batting at some point today
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Is Paine one of the worst players to captain Australia in a long time?
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>>89427781
he's pretty good looking 2bh
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hungry lads
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>>89427859
Paine is the first mate on the titanic and the captain just offed himself give him a break
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first ball of the day is a wicket watch this
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>>89427519
Based af 2bh
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me?
a genius
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>>89427904
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statpadding draft dodgers btfo again
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>>89427905
fucking based
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>>89427905
bretty gud lad
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need a stream lads
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>>89427978
here you go lad
*poos cum on you*
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Gotta get that /heavy roller/ out
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Time for based Victorian openers to come out and prove why they're the capital of Australian sporting and culture
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>can no longer stream cricket through the cricket australia app for free

Fuck right off
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Rahul<Funch
Vijay>Harris
Poojara>Muslim car charger
Pissrat Poohli>Worst Marsh
Rahane>Handsome
Nohit>Head
Pant<Paine
Ashlose<Lyon
Ishant<Sterc
Shami<Bummins
Bumrash<Hazleshit
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Is being an opener the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being an opening batsman. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are blocking, leaving, nudging and taking the shine off the ball for at least 18 overs, solely so it can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little ball- seeing off the early swing, hitting it into the rough, avoiding letting it get the edge, nudging the odd one to the boundary without getting cocky. All of it has one simple result: its condition is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually smash it in every direction. As an opening batsman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 overs of your life simply to prepare a ball for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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>foonch
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i dont like test cricket because both teams wear thesame uniform and its hard to tell which team is which during the game
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GONE

FUCK OFF
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oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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Where's the crowd?
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>>89428045
Rahul<Funch
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Curling >>>>>>>> Billiards >>>Darts >>> Checkers >>>>>> Tic Tac Toe >>>>>> Coin Flips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cricket >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /cric/
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>>89428071
Cant tell if your serious or taking the piss
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ishant's style is so aesthetic
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GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO YA JAIL YOU CONVICT CUNTS
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Like I said, this is a 100 par pitch

Pozzies will be all out under 50 and follow on to do the same
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Reminder Ishant Sharma is going to retire with more wickets than Glen McGrath off only 200 tests
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>>89426884
>>89426884
>>89426884
party in here and youre invited
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>>89428095
you dumb
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>australian batmanship
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>89428071
>both teams wear thesame uniform and its hard to tell which team is which during the game

There's a mostly white team playing a shitskin team, how hard is that to tell apart
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cant stand racism
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How do you even get out to Ishant fucking Sharma
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test
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oh boy
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>>89428170
Think he might’ve flown emirates.
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DAYBOOOOO
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imagine being Harris, debuting and your fat cunt opening partner gets out in the first over
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Here we go, Bumrush.
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>pant is fielding at leg
hehehe
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>300 strike rate
elite
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>>89428203
Okay this is based
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>>89428136
>>89428136
whiter than you tyrone
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Who are the bad guys?
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Finch, Harris, Handscomb, Head and Paine all average <40 at first class level

LITERALLY what happened to Australian shield batting lads
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can channel 7 fix their fucking retarded audio please
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>>89428218
It’s cricket, they’re all good blokes.
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>>89428218
the pooers
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>foxtel

Paying for a kholi wankfest when he hasn't done anything all game
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>>89428260
Appears to be the commentary Willow are carrying.
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>>89428218
India is definitely the evil sports team. The batting order where everybody looks basically the same except for their leader who is a better version who stands out looks wise as well
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>>89428230
They probably don't even realize there's a problem
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>>89428220
Doesnt shield use the Duke ball now?

Maybe thats got something to do with it.
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>>89428273
>The batting order where everybody looks basically the same except for their leader who is a better version who stands out looks wise as well
So... aussies are evil?

(Wh*teoids btfo)
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>>89428267
yeah it is
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who are the New York Yankees of international cricket?
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>>89428218
Australia are proven cheaters.

Frankly I'm disgusted they are allowed to play at all
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>>89428087
Cricket's been dead in Australia since the shameful sandpaper incident.
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>>89428218
>aussies
>convicts
>cheaters
hmm don't know lad
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>>89428294
Literally Australia
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>>89428230
What is the problem? Sounds fine to be.
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>>89428294
Australia.
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>>89428285
why do they use dukes at shield and kookaburras for tests? utterly retarded
I thought one of the benefits of the kookaburra was that it’s cheaper as well?
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>>89428287
bit racist to khawaja mate
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Disgusting, Kohli shouting "cum on boys". It's 2018, he must know that's going to be picked up by the stump mic.
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>>89428294
straya
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>>89428294
Describe the new York Yankees
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>>89428218
India would normally be the baddies but Australia are dirty cheaters, so both?
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Okay then who are the Cubs of international cricket?
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>>89428305
>>89428309
does that make England the Red Sox?
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>>89428313
is kohli cracking onto Cummins? he is a looker
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>>89428313
Are you 12?
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>>89428324
who are the cubs
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>>89428324
Bangladesh.
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>>89428310
I think the idea is to keep bowlers in the game longer and hopefully get our batsman to be able to learn to bat against swing.

Problem is they still cant
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>>89428330
only in iq dumbass
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>>89428319
they're the biggest market team and have the most championships
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>>89428325
Think England is more Cleveland than Boston.
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>>89428349
Kill self.
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just noticed something lads

short run up
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>>89428325
Yeah good comparison actually
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Australia are now longer the bad guys, we’ve changed our culture and are officially nice guys #elitehonesty
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boring
when does the based bash start?
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>>89428350
Are they cheats?
Australia.
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>bumrah bowling faster than Starc
hmm
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at least we aren't poopeelanders
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Think India are the Cubs, Pakistan are the White Sox.
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>>89428367
Not soon enough

I literally and unironically find it hard to care about the test team with no warner and smith
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>>89428367
not even memeing this desu
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>>89428301
It's time to make test cricket more attractive to the modern world (without crass gimmicks). Over rate needs to be massively sped up for a start. Other ideas?
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>>89428350
Oh yeah then
Also one of the oldest teams and I guess now that I think about it a team of
Academy factory produced batsman and angry fast bowlers is pretty evil
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>>89428359
Horseshit.
Bad guys.
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>>89428340
might explain why there’s such a disparity between shield results and test results, like with the marshes
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Lads, how long will khawaja's brother go to gaol for?
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>>89428381
No more roads.
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>>89428374
Every team in boreball cheats just like probably every team in cricket cheats
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This commentary sucks. Where's the 12th Man when you need him?
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>>89428393
hopefully a long time
he's better for it
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>>89428393
two weeks
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This curry State Farm commercial is funny.
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How do you deal with this, hoc? I've tried hanging it from the ceiling overnight, and it works for a couple of hours before it starts tangling again. Starting to think braided cables was invented to do this so you'll buy new equipment desu.
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>>89428415
>blank keyboard
Cringe
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indians are the most delusional people on earth
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>>89428395
Incorrect my fat friend.
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>>89428431
Bit rich
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>11/1 after 5
YAWN
A
W
N
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>>89428395
international cricket isn’t like a club system where players are moving around and coaching models all approach the same performance based goals
Australia became much more results-orientated than every other nation and lost the plot a bit
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>>89428423
Decided the best way to learn touch typing was to not give yourself anything to look at.
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Reminder that Australia's #1 batsman is a coward, a cheat and a crybaby.

Reminder that Australia's #2 batsman is a coward, a cheat, a cuck, a bully and a crybaby.

Reminder that Australia's #3 batsman is a literal foreign terrorist.
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What kind of skates do you lads have?
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>>89428496
Skateboard
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sick of travis head
fuck off
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>run rate under 2
Nice "sport" you have here, retards.
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Australia=Yankees
India=Cubs
Pakistan=White Sox
South Africa=Giants
England=Red Sox
Sri Lanka=Diamondbacks
West Indies=Dodgers
Bangladesh=Rockies
Zimbabwe=Mariners
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Reminder that poo peeland have one (1) batsman of note and only win because they play teams shittier than themselves on roads
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>>89428511
t. Couldn't beat Pakistan
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why are you posting about new zealand when australia is playing
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>>89428477
>he didn’t master touch typing in primary school
What fucking backwater are you living in mate?
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>>89428535
zoomer
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>>89428530
Excellent point Josh.
Perhaps it's the fact we reside rent free?
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>>89428547
>a tranny lover lives rent free in your head
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Based commentator fucking laying into Sharma
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not sure we even had a computer in the entire school in primary
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>>89428509
poo peeland: not mentioned
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>>89428509
This is the post.
>>89428545
In my 30s lad. They drilled that shit into us from kindergarten on early IBM PS/2 workstations.
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Bit late to this whole cricket thing lads, where's that Aussie autismo, Smith something what happened to him?
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Love the considered approach so far from the batsmen, classic test cricket
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>>89428580
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wtf the wind has destroyed my clothesline
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>>89428535
No one learned proper touch typing when they were young. You just started memeing, and before you knew it you were typing 120 wpm with 4 fingers and your thumb basically.
>>89428545
Zoomers can't use keyboards for anything other than playing vidya. They're touchscreen babbies.
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>>89428580
He's having a rest
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>>89428573
Poo Peeland=Padres
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>>89428591
what city
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No crowd for test matches in Australia when the best team in the world is visiting. Embarrassing
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>>89428602
outer melbourne area
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>>89428569
It was 1989. Every classroom had one and we had a computer lab with over 40 workstations. This was in an outlying suburban county as well.
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>>89428580
>>89428580
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>>89428581
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>averages a meager 35 in sheffield shield
what the FUCK is Harris doing in the test team
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>>89428596
You’re wrong mate. We learned the real thing.
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>>89428580
poo south welshmen are banned from further polluting the test team
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Reckon Bumrah will be exposed this tour
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Don't fucking do that
It doesn't matter if we get a run an over through the new ball it's pretty much the only time we can fully poolapse
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>>89428632
scored 200 two weeks ago so he MUST be in the test team right now
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Who made beer the boss of summer
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>>89428590
>Crying Infront of the international press.

Very australian.
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memeswell deserves test selection
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>>89428663
your mum
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>>89428668
This is the post
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>>89428612
based Straffo
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pommy sheila on 7 needs a dick in her throat
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>>89428686
fuck up josh
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I'm thinking KFC for lunch and starting on Tooheys from then on
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Laughing at these Prem Jyotish commercials on Willow.
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Why isn't Mitch Marsh playing?
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>>89428669
deserves it over head unironically
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I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my microwave is broken. What the fuck do i use?
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>>89428704
he is shit
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>>89428698
how was that a josh post
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>>89428715
... this nigga serious?
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>>89428715
A toastie maker you mong
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How does Harris look? Listening on the radio
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excuse me we do NOT use the N word in here
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>>89428715
Frying pan. Butter the outside of the bread and fry on medium heat. Don’t let it burn.
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>>89428736
uneasy
he's fucked
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>>89428736
He looks like Warner with a lower strike rate
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>>89428733
if i put cheese in the toaster won't it all fall to the bottom??
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OFFICIAL 2018 /CRIC/ NEWCUNT STARTER PACK REVISED EDITION

Upvote:
>based
>this is the post
>holy mother of _____
>oye hoye
>so true

Downvote:
>grim
>dire
>cringe
>yikes
>seething
>oh nononono
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>>89428715
Use your stale old memes lad
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>>89428477
I type without looking but I don't use correct touch typing fingering
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>>89428751
whats medium heat for the oven?
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who is the patrik laine of cricket?
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Bumrash will be exposed
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>>89428787
Fry not bake you meathead
>>
seen faster outfields on council maintained ovals
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>>89428760
he sounds pretty good tb h
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>>89428787
Use the stovetop not the oven you nonce. Heat the pan as you would for frying an egg.
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>>89428801
fry? I don't have a barbeque
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>>89428811
nonce isn’t a catchall insult you dumb cunt, stop using it for everything
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silly bowling action
should be ashamed of himself
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>poomrah
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>>89428828
Shut up you prat.
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>>89428811
i boil my eggs in water on the stove top though. Can i do the same for a grilled cheese?
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>>89428828
based Matt
>>
why was Finch selected?
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>>89428837
Yeah mate just without the water.
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>>89428765
Nah, not a toaster, a toastie maker. Different kitchen appliance altogether
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>>89428850
he's practically the vice captain
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>>89428846
>he thinks I’m Matt
kek

KEK

K E K

exterminate yourself
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>>89428852
too late.. fuck sake
>>
Matt? More like Pratt.
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>>89428869
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED Matt
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>>89428850
the selectors were actually pointing to someone behind him but he was so fat he got in the way
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>run rate: 3.00
Holy mother of slow
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>>89428861
like this?
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Is Mohammed Shami related to Mohammad Sami?
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>>89428897
yeah they are unironically cousins
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>>89428894
>bread machine
I can’t contain my disgust at this.
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>>89428891
that’s high you fukwit
we should bring it down a bit unironically
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>>89428923
>fukwit
BIG BILLY
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>having to watch these Indian commercials
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>>89428915
how else would you make bread you nonce mong
>>
>>89428923
based Matt
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>>89428940
An oven you tard.
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>>89428951
its easier in the microwave you dick knob
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>>89428939
Not gonna lie, all of those remittances commercials on Willow drove me to cancel my subscription. Very annoying.
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for me, it's vegemite and cheese on clix
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>>89428962
this is the post
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>>89428894
No desu
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>>89428963
Big fan of Prem Jyotish though.
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>>89429006
grim
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Are microwave burritos /cric/ approved
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>>89429048
Chimichangas, yes.
Burritos, no.
Taquitos, fuck yes.
>>
Shami has bowled well to start actually.
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>>89429048
I picked up an 8 pack of those for the first time last week. I got the bean and cheese, it's pretty okay. Very cheap, about 50 cents each, and it's not much worse than a Taco Bell bean burrito.
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>>89429067
based Statsy
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>>89429061
My mum says taquitos go in one end and explode out the other.
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Fuck their ad break timing is fucking atrocious. Channel 9 was at least professional about that sort of thing.
>>
NEW
>>89426884
>>89426884
>>89426884
>>89426884

>>89426884

NEW
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>>89429070
The beef and bean chimis are good. The ones without meat are pretty grim honestly.
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>>89429077
i go in your mum one end and then explode out her other
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>>89429105
BASED Matt
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>>89429105
Mum is dead lad.
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WHat's the difference between a chimichanga and a burrito?
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>>89429148
Think chimis are fried. So the shell is crispy.
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>>89429152
>>89429152
>>89429152
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>>89429148
The main difference between burritos and chimichangas is that a chimichanga is deep fried; it's a deep-fried burrito. A secondary difference appears to be that chimichangas are usually meat-filled, whereas burritos can often be vegetarian-style with beans.
>>
>>89429171
Emphasis on STYLE. Anything with refried beans is not gonna be vegetarian. Virtually all refried beans are made with pork fat.



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