cricket on ladsAus vs India stumps day 1 250/9NZ vs Pakistan ongoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJIh6KKLiA>visiting those places alonethis idiot whitey will die one day. save him and take him back
>>89420421Stop posting his videos bsdk.
Bane will hit a 6 to bring up the ton
yep. New Zealand win
kane is a handy player
>>89420397perfect time to herald the Finch/ Harris era of international domination
>>89420506if only we had one like him... hm...
Kane is a typical kiwi stove is a typical AussieMakes you think...that all pozzies should be executed
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
dare i say, bed on the cards
Will New Zealand declare?
Declare right nowNeed to send a clear message of intent
The trophy for a drawn series should be given to the away side
you have to really earn the prestigious oye hoye cup, draws don't count
>>89420528you watch finch this series mate, its gonna be a break outalan border medallike if you agree
Think Finch is really bad. Not a very good bird either
>>89420701if only he could drop weight like khawaja the fat fuck
>>89420701*flashes outside off with little to no footwork*
Wasn't making a joke
Cricket, except on ice, and with pucks and sticks instead of balls and bats.
yeh mate its called ice cricket but with bats and balls instead of pucks and sticks
Moshi moshi donarudo desu.
anurag you here bro?
Hockey on turf with real hockey sticks and balls and no pads
need a wicket here
Worst case 250 all out. Will take it from 120 odd for 6. Still, fuck you Vijay, Rahul, Rahane, Rohit. You were in as pure batsmen. Kohli is allowed lapses.
Need 150 more runs
This is unfair. One man cannot be this good.Bowl 150ks, bat well, good looking, field like a god, have Warney sing your praises despite not being a leggie.
need an infinite number of runs
could do with a double ton here
found another /cric/ poster on reddit
this has aged a little poorly
got a bad case of jock itch lads
take the new ball ffs
>>89420831Death is less frightening than having no balls.
>>89420840>Indian side does nothing but chew cud
>>89420854>having to bowl to shit batsmenI know that feel. It's kinda like having to do a group assignment with the down syndrome kid.
>>89420870>using jocks>not boxersISHYGDDT
>>89420945i do wear boxers m8, i might need a cream or somesuch
>>89420970go to bed>>89420980based sarfraz
>>89420831If only Phil Hughes was wearing a helmet
>there are """""""""people""""""""" who didn't rate canterbury's brave henry nicholls
>>89420993Shall be sleeping in 30 mins :D>>89420993Hehe.
>Minimum overs left: 10Time for some elite brainlet bash and overnight declaration desu lads.
Not a fan of the fact that I can't samefag with this flag lads
>>89421008good boy :D
>>89421017>10Meant 16 haha.>>89421020Bro...you are very gd boy.
ilu indian poster
No signs of INTENT from NZ.NEED to accelerate now. Add atleast 5 rpo. And play 30 minutes of tomorrow's first session.
I know it's better than expected, but why is every single outlet riding Aussie dick when >we went from 4/40 to 9/250? Seems pathetic tßh, can't tell if I'm the mental midget or if it's everyone else.
>>89421083It's adelaide, 250 is pathetic
>>89421092irrelevant, since it became a stadium it's a drop-in McPitch. Any concept of Australian pitches having differing attributes is from a previous era.
>>89421080De grandy in next to hit a 30 ball ton
250-300 is okayish 2bh. Australia lost Warner and Smith not Hazlewood/Starc. Australia will come close to that score. +/- 20
>>89421102based aussie conditions
>pissrat outscored by ishant sharmayikes
so I says 'boundary rider? I just met her'
>>89421083Nah we really should have bowled them out much earlier. If Pujara hadn't been retarded with that runout I think they could have added another 30 as well.
NZ losing the plot here.
>>89421161few drops as well I heard, was waging for the entirety
pakis arnt exactly playing an attacking style of cricket either
>In Uber>So the cricket starts tomorr->OH YES I'M DELLING YOU NOW I LOVE THE CRICKET OH CURRY CURRY ALALALALALALALALAALEvery time
>In Uber>Been busy tonight mate?>NAH NOT RELLY MAITE I VOS JUST *BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP* *BLLLRPRPRPRP*Every time
>>89421176nice one Saxon
For me, it's bedtime. Good night dear bros :)
At this rate, NZ will play tomorrow's first session too. Pakis can draw it.
>>89421196It was Pakistans to lose. The fact we're still in it is a miracle considering how bad the rest of our batsmen are
>>89421207That's what I meant lad. It was for >>89421175
>at 7/11 getting a few Krispy kremes>been busy tonight mate?>oh yes sir, very much so sir, the Aussies are pig fucks, fucking cheats
>>89421102I disagree. Perth Stadium's drop in is WORSE than the waca's for ridiculous speed + cracks.Made of the same patch of dirt apparently as the WACA, but then they tried to avoid fucking it up like they did with the WACA in the 80's... Clearly they failed though.Should be called the PCG - Perth Cricket Ground.
>at your mum's house>about to bust a nut>HELLO MY NAME IS SHARON AND I'M GOING TO GET YOU LONG DISTANCE SAVINGS IF YOU GIVE ME THE SHIT IN MY MOUTH *sitar music in background* HNNNGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR *BBBBBBBBBBLLLLAAAAARRRRRRRRPRPPPRP* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA BUTTER CHICKEN
>>89421219He's not wrong
>>89421202>he comes down the tracks>uses his wrists to whip it>OYE HOYEKeep it PG.
big forehead on the right lads
>>89421219>getting a few Krispy kremes>eating the dough-hole jew
just did a poo
>>89421300This but unironically.
PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE..PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE..PRYING OPEN MY TURD EYE
>>89420421trying to get mango here too in blr, no luck :(
Based mango lad. Friend was taking about Shillong mango. Think he can get it. How is it?
still can't get my head around thishttps://www.zomato.com/users/filthy-jew-35922373/reviews
>>89421362It's good stuff, I also got it touch with a guy from assam, he would parcel that shit from there for 3500 lmfao. Couldn't take that risk desu
>>89421370>australians using zomatohmmm
>>89421370Why does a kebab shop in istanbul follow him?https://www.zomato.com/users/seven-kebap-15596225
>>89421377So, Shillong mango is easier to get than Mysore mango?>>89421384Zamato was more popular outside India during its initial years.
A mosquito is trolling me
>>89420840Where's the /cric/ bull?
didn't even know it was an Indian company until now. A shit tonne of places don't bother with websites or online content so I find it useful that there's a hoard of fat bastards out there that pictures of the menus for me.
>>89421406none are easier now a days but yeah people parcel shillong mango via dtdc or fedx. Don't know the reason mysore mango in scarcity these days. I've heard the police burned the farms or some shit.
passed all my uni courses lads after barely putting any effort in
>>89421355Try Hyderabad mango. You can get it in Udupi
>not having mosquito batLmao @ your lives. >>89421441>Dtdc or fedxHoly mother of balls. >Burner the farmsGrim.
>>89421448very risky travelling with weed these days.
>>89421406Zomato is not indian?
>>89421450>Dtdc or fedxyep it's going on lad
>>89421456It is indian. When it first came out, it was more popular in North America, UK and Australia and that was their main market.Got fucked by Yelp, uber in North America and by Swiggy, Foodpanda, ubereats in India. India is their primary market now.
I've got a friend who's the Indian version of a weeb and he spends at least 3 months of the year on average in north India/Nepal. And by all accounts high quality weed, hash, opium, mushies and acid are found everywhere.
>>89421502You can still get it easily in random villages/towns. Kinda difficult to find good stuff in cities compared to 2-3 years back.
>and then he told me he had two more years and then he'd start looking for a job
Google's main aim to buy android was to push Google search engine and their apps. But with proper planning they could've made an equivalent to uber/ola, WhatsApp, Zomato, payment app MUCH MUCH before all the competition. Everything included in one device. Can't think why they didn't get into this early. Imagine all the data.
>>89421555pretty sure they're doing alright for themselves. Have any of those companies even made a cent yet beyond speculative futures?
I'm about to invite all of my /hoc/ friends over.
name a more daring synthesis
>>89421999>100% British Isles Ah yes very daring
>>89421102>le fug le drop insask your dad about the ABSOLUTE STATE of the MCG in the 80s
>>89421999proper white folk has to have german stock
>>89422033healthy dose of danish mixed in on the northern irish side lad
>>89422026this is cope
>>89422054drop ins aren't perfect, but they're the only option when you have to share grounds with footy, simple asas the other lad said, the Perth Stadium is producing some of the best decks in the country that have far more pace and bounce than the WACA had for a decade
clear to anyone that thinks about it for more than a minute that the curators are just making shit wickets and would be doing the same without drop ins
>>89421999the multiple epic wojacks on top of the picture have convinced me that you are of good stock.>>89422073thanks for that blindingly obvious insight. That you took the effort to point out that someone had made the same point but still decided to make it again was really the icing on the cake for me.
Been away for a couple of weeks lads, can somebody explain the OYE HOYE meme to me?
hate this goblin
>>89422215Shall not be tolerating this continued persecution of best girl
>>89422161blindingly obvious, but you clearly hadn't thought of it when you made your epic retort "this is cope"
>>89422240this is cope
But seriously lads what does OYE HOYE mean
>>89422269Why aren't you dead already you goblin lover
execute all goblins
>>89422288BASED AND REDPILLED Indian poster>>89422292CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED Indian poster
OYE HOYEHaha really like this meme lads, shall be using it often in the future
Really think Oochi should be the new /cric/ mascot. Much better than the incel pedo richo, really.
Richo qué rico
not feeling it this week
>>89422601hate this goblin
>>89422538have you tried not being a morally reprehensible human being?
>2 nations,1 obsession
cricket more like SHITket
>>89422637shut up josh
>>89422601loved priyanka chopra getting trolled for her wedding
>>89422646Don't make me post photos of you that were take years ago and hold very little relevance to your current state
Name this band
>>89422846The Back-of-a-length boys
>>89422846The four horsemen of the redditpocalypse
Three people wrestle first and then fuck each other. My vote goes toThe incel Pedo Richo vs Fatty B vs Tranny Lover Josh.
>>89422846Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Oochi truly is /ourpaki/.
love cricketHATE australia
>>89423238Okay, this is epic
stay the fuck out of /hoc/ nobody thinks your funny>166 posts>30 postersnice community idiots
the best communities are ones in which a single, unique person makes only a single post each.
are you guys going to make the new /hoc/?
>>89422846No homo but Brett Lee has that perfect face
>>89423341Enough to gangrape your poomunity
>>89423591>indian opinions on white faces
>>89423827Thanks bro xoxo
>wake up >see thisOH YEAH FUCK YEAH
Cricketing nations that are done:Poondia, Pookistan, PoopeeliaCricketing nations in glorious ascension:New Zealand, Sri Lanka
>>89424110sub shit Lanka for goatladesh mate
Cricketing nations that are done:Poondia, Pookistan, Poopeelia, EnglelCricketing nations in glorious ascension:New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Goatladesh
>>89420421>Trying to ban Weed AKA bhangBASED Rajastaan said they'd literally revolt>Bhang lassi in Europe when?
Yep, that’s an OYE HOYE for me lads.
>NZ anon sleeps>NZ wins test match>NZ builds partnershipKek. Absolute state of these casuals.
potluck at toil blahad me fill and now all I can think of is lying down and falling zzzzzzz..>cric relatedhow about them West Indies innit??Vivian Richards and Kallicharan is where it's at innitweeewww>memesi guess they don't miss, huhx
love kamenitzahate zagorkaSimple as
>still lanka>glorious ascensiongaaggle gooing tbqh ngl blax
>>89424427same blabouncers in bangarapet innitx
>>89424375We have jobs and get up in the morning you NEET sack of shit
>>89424394>>89424445>>89424461Worst gimmick I've seen in donkeys.Kys sebbesity
relevant cricket in just under 4 hours lads
>>89425584holy mother of elite
>>894253303 hours or 4?
Yes but legs
>>894256012 hours 15 minutes
>>89426329doesnt it start at like 1:30 because of weird SA time zones
Cricket versus rugby is basically the ultimate example of the urban/rural divide in the west.
>>89426538The blacks are very quiet here now, poor wretches. No wild beast of the forest was ever hunted down with such unsparing perseverance as they are. Men, women and children are shot whenever they can be met with … I have protested against it at every station I have been in Gippsland, in the strongest language, but these things are kept very secret as the penalty would certainly be hanging … For myself, if I caught a black actually killing my sheep, I would shoot him with as little remorse as I would a wild dog, but no consideration on earth would induce me to ride into a camp and fire on them indiscriminately, as is the custom whenever the smoke is seen. They [the Aborigines] will very shortly be extinct. It is impossible to say how many have been shot, but I am convinced that not less than 450 have been murdered altogether.
Got a strong hunch Australia will bat today
>>89426603>Isn't 28 yet>Has more test centuries than Bradman, SWaugh, or Gavaskar when they were 28
for me its a 90 over 10th wicket stand
>>89426603(you)'d you on accident lad >>89426662
Marcus Harris aka Double Bradman
but does he have a better average than adam voges?
myself?listening to pavement in preparation for the harris triple ton
I don't think this semen slurpin "sport" is for me, lads. Seems like a gay version of basedball.
test testthis is a test (match)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58
janny is intimidated by me
>>89426789>fielding getting too powerful with all the shifts going on, so someone proposes we limit where fielders can beLooks like the 2019 MLB season is gonna be like the 1934 Ashes.
How many days has this inning been going for
Which innings mate
>>89427021up there with "to win games you must score goals" in the purely cerebral and muscular analysis stakes
my new gimmick is getting nauseous at the gym
>>89427021damn.... never thought about it like that
>>89427166Really makes you think, huh?
Norge is gay
abbey gelmi?more like abbey gf of me
>>89427240More like Abbey Non-existent
They should make t10s but you're only allowed 6 batsman and 6 bowlers (one allrounder). Innings ends after 5 wickets fall, so it's not just 10 overs of meme slogging (but mostly is)
Fuck these segments are absolute shit
>>89427230>>89427230I made a meme on /hoc/. Everytime Norway comes around, we all go "Norway? More like NorGAY." It really gives people a kick and I thought maybe /cric/ could get some mileage out of the trick.
Switching over to streams desu, want to watch the cricket not bcf weekender
>>89427344You're a fucking idiot.
USA? More like POO-SA
>>89427344USA? More like U.S.GAY
>>89427405>>89427365not a fan
mmmm mel yum yum
>Christmas in the summer without snowAusfailia and retarded cousins BTFO
I don't watch cricket, I just think wicket is a fun word to say
>>89427435black mel or BLACKED mel?
we all hate that guy at /hoc/
does it even snow in australia lmfao
i pledge allegiance to the fag of the poonited sharts of fartmerica
for me it's wicket the ewok from star wars
ever smell the toilet paper before you drop it in the bowl? smells good sometimes
>>89427485cricket fans use prefer to shit in the street
winter christmas>sit inside all day>boring shit>die of frostbite >grim stuff>slip over and break your back>dude suicide lmaosummer christmas>its fucking hot lads>based +30C>can go outside>fun for all the family>backyard cricket>barbecue>cold beer in the sun
could not care less about this old cunt
when does this start again?also what's the good mobile sites or apps on android to follow the scores, I can't remember what I used last season
>>89427519See that's what 4th of July and Labor Day are for.
>he doesn't celebrate 4th of Julykek
it's not even Christmas without snow
>>89427519Its amazing you made those comparisons when you'd never go outside in the first place. Maybe winter Christmas is more your thing. /hoc/ says hello.
imagine living in the southern hemisphereyikes
/cri/c/ more like /shit/
borethern hemisphoids need not contribute
>>89427599saved to my american banter folder lads
hello yes is this /hoc/
We're on top of the world, you guys are on the underside where you belong
how did you celebrate finnish iindependence day /cric/?
Heard this general is similar to /hoc/ except you discuss a shittier sport
relevant cricket in 15
THIS IS NOW A COMPLEMENTARY /hoc/ THREAD.
must be the only australian off work todayhmmm
>>89427691Major difference: there is no kipshit.
predictions for today?
>>89427708Last year's cup final was Kino
>>89427736harris quad ton and to carry the bat
>>89427691This except the opposite
>>89427734business idea: trade kippers to /cric/ in excange for a fourth rounder
>>89427736I think the Flyers are going to wipe the Crosbabies away.
We'll trade you kipshit for a round of finasteride. We have a surplus amount
>>89427762Flyers are playing the Jackets though
>>89427795yes fuck. i saw the lineup too fast
>>89427736I believe it's likely Australia will be batting at some point today
Is Paine one of the worst players to captain Australia in a long time?
>>89427781he's pretty good looking 2bh
>>89427859Paine is the first mate on the titanic and the captain just offed himself give him a break
first ball of the day is a wicket watch this
>>89427519Based af 2bh
statpadding draft dodgers btfo again
>>89427905bretty gud lad
need a stream lads
>>89427978here you go lad*poos cum on you*
Gotta get that /heavy roller/ out
Time for based Victorian openers to come out and prove why they're the capital of Australian sporting and culture
>can no longer stream cricket through the cricket australia app for freeFuck right off
Rahul<FunchVijay>HarrisPoojara>Muslim car chargerPissrat Poohli>Worst MarshRahane>HandsomeNohit>HeadPant<PaineAshlose<LyonIshant<StercShami<BumminsBumrash<Hazleshit
Is being an opener the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being an opening batsman. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are blocking, leaving, nudging and taking the shine off the ball for at least 18 overs, solely so it can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little ball- seeing off the early swing, hitting it into the rough, avoiding letting it get the edge, nudging the odd one to the boundary without getting cocky. All of it has one simple result: its condition is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually smash it in every direction. As an opening batsman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 overs of your life simply to prepare a ball for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
i dont like test cricket because both teams wear thesame uniform and its hard to tell which team is which during the game
Where's the crowd?
Curling >>>>>>>> Billiards >>>Darts >>> Checkers >>>>>> Tic Tac Toe >>>>>> Coin Flips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cricket >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /cric/
>>89428071Cant tell if your serious or taking the piss
ishant's style is so aesthetic
GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO YA JAIL YOU CONVICT CUNTS
Like I said, this is a 100 par pitch Pozzies will be all out under 50 and follow on to do the same
Reminder Ishant Sharma is going to retire with more wickets than Glen McGrath off only 200 tests
>>89426884>>89426884>>89426884party in here and youre invited
>australian batmanshipOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>89428071>both teams wear thesame uniform and its hard to tell which team is which during the gameThere's a mostly white team playing a shitskin team, how hard is that to tell apart
cant stand racism
How do you even get out to Ishant fucking Sharma
>>89428170Think he might’ve flown emirates.
imagine being Harris, debuting and your fat cunt opening partner gets out in the first over
Here we go, Bumrush.
>pant is fielding at leghehehe
>300 strike rateelite
>>89428203Okay this is based
>>89428136>>89428136whiter than you tyrone
Who are the bad guys?
Finch, Harris, Handscomb, Head and Paine all average <40 at first class levelLITERALLY what happened to Australian shield batting lads
can channel 7 fix their fucking retarded audio please
>>89428218It’s cricket, they’re all good blokes.
>foxtelPaying for a kholi wankfest when he hasn't done anything all game
>>89428260Appears to be the commentary Willow are carrying.
>>89428218India is definitely the evil sports team. The batting order where everybody looks basically the same except for their leader who is a better version who stands out looks wise as well
>>89428230They probably don't even realize there's a problem
>>89428220Doesnt shield use the Duke ball now?Maybe thats got something to do with it.
>>89428273>The batting order where everybody looks basically the same except for their leader who is a better version who stands out looks wise as wellSo... aussies are evil?(Wh*teoids btfo)
>>89428267yeah it is
who are the New York Yankees of international cricket?
>>89428218Australia are proven cheaters. Frankly I'm disgusted they are allowed to play at all
>>89428087Cricket's been dead in Australia since the shameful sandpaper incident.
>>89428218>aussies>convicts>cheatershmm don't know lad
>>89428230What is the problem? Sounds fine to be.
>>89428285why do they use dukes at shield and kookaburras for tests? utterly retardedI thought one of the benefits of the kookaburra was that it’s cheaper as well?
>>89428287bit racist to khawaja mate
Disgusting, Kohli shouting "cum on boys". It's 2018, he must know that's going to be picked up by the stump mic.
>>89428294Describe the new York Yankees
>>89428218India would normally be the baddies but Australia are dirty cheaters, so both?
Okay then who are the Cubs of international cricket?
>>89428305>>89428309does that make England the Red Sox?
>>89428313is kohli cracking onto Cummins? he is a looker
>>89428313Are you 12?
>>89428324who are the cubs
>>89428310I think the idea is to keep bowlers in the game longer and hopefully get our batsman to be able to learn to bat against swing.Problem is they still cant
>>89428330only in iq dumbass
>>89428319they're the biggest market team and have the most championships
>>89428325Think England is more Cleveland than Boston.
just noticed something ladsshort run up
>>89428325Yeah good comparison actually
Australia are now longer the bad guys, we’ve changed our culture and are officially nice guys #elitehonesty
boringwhen does the based bash start?
>>89428350Are they cheats?Australia.
>bumrah bowling faster than Starchmm
at least we aren't poopeelanders
Think India are the Cubs, Pakistan are the White Sox.
>>89428367Not soon enoughI literally and unironically find it hard to care about the test team with no warner and smith
>>89428367not even memeing this desu
>>89428301It's time to make test cricket more attractive to the modern world (without crass gimmicks). Over rate needs to be massively sped up for a start. Other ideas?
>>89428350Oh yeah thenAlso one of the oldest teams and I guess now that I think about it a team of Academy factory produced batsman and angry fast bowlers is pretty evil
>>89428340might explain why there’s such a disparity between shield results and test results, like with the marshes
Lads, how long will khawaja's brother go to gaol for?
>>89428381No more roads.
>>89428374Every team in boreball cheats just like probably every team in cricket cheats
This commentary sucks. Where's the 12th Man when you need him?
>>89428393hopefully a long timehe's better for it
This curry State Farm commercial is funny.
How do you deal with this, hoc? I've tried hanging it from the ceiling overnight, and it works for a couple of hours before it starts tangling again. Starting to think braided cables was invented to do this so you'll buy new equipment desu.
indians are the most delusional people on earth
>>89428395Incorrect my fat friend.
>11/1 after 5YAWNAWN
>>89428395international cricket isn’t like a club system where players are moving around and coaching models all approach the same performance based goalsAustralia became much more results-orientated than every other nation and lost the plot a bit
>>89428423Decided the best way to learn touch typing was to not give yourself anything to look at.
Reminder that Australia's #1 batsman is a coward, a cheat and a crybaby.Reminder that Australia's #2 batsman is a coward, a cheat, a cuck, a bully and a crybaby.Reminder that Australia's #3 batsman is a literal foreign terrorist.
What kind of skates do you lads have?
sick of travis headfuck off
>run rate under 2Nice "sport" you have here, retards.
Australia=YankeesIndia=CubsPakistan=White SoxSouth Africa=GiantsEngland=Red SoxSri Lanka=DiamondbacksWest Indies=DodgersBangladesh=RockiesZimbabwe=Mariners
rate this pic i just took
Reminder that poo peeland have one (1) batsman of note and only win because they play teams shittier than themselves on roads
>>89428511t. Couldn't beat Pakistan
why are you posting about new zealand when australia is playing
>>89428477>he didn’t master touch typing in primary schoolWhat fucking backwater are you living in mate?
>>89428530Excellent point Josh.Perhaps it's the fact we reside rent free?
>>89428547>a tranny lover lives rent free in your head
Based commentator fucking laying into Sharma
not sure we even had a computer in the entire school in primary
>>89428509poo peeland: not mentioned
>>89428509This is the post.>>89428545In my 30s lad. They drilled that shit into us from kindergarten on early IBM PS/2 workstations.
Bit late to this whole cricket thing lads, where's that Aussie autismo, Smith something what happened to him?
Love the considered approach so far from the batsmen, classic test cricket
wtf the wind has destroyed my clothesline
>>89428535No one learned proper touch typing when they were young. You just started memeing, and before you knew it you were typing 120 wpm with 4 fingers and your thumb basically. >>89428545Zoomers can't use keyboards for anything other than playing vidya. They're touchscreen babbies.
>>89428580He's having a rest
No crowd for test matches in Australia when the best team in the world is visiting. Embarrassing
>>89428602outer melbourne area
>>89428569It was 1989. Every classroom had one and we had a computer lab with over 40 workstations. This was in an outlying suburban county as well.
>averages a meager 35 in sheffield shieldwhat the FUCK is Harris doing in the test team
>>89428596You’re wrong mate. We learned the real thing.
>>89428580poo south welshmen are banned from further polluting the test team
Reckon Bumrah will be exposed this tour
Don't fucking do thatIt doesn't matter if we get a run an over through the new ball it's pretty much the only time we can fully poolapse
>>89428632scored 200 two weeks ago so he MUST be in the test team right now
Who made beer the boss of summer
>>89428590>Crying Infront of the international press.Very australian.
memeswell deserves test selection
>>89428668This is the post
pommy sheila on 7 needs a dick in her throat
>>89428686fuck up josh
I'm thinking KFC for lunch and starting on Tooheys from then on
Laughing at these Prem Jyotish commercials on Willow.
Why isn't Mitch Marsh playing?
>>89428669deserves it over head unironically
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my microwave is broken. What the fuck do i use?
>>89428704he is shit
>>89428698how was that a josh post
>>89428715... this nigga serious?
>>89428715A toastie maker you mong
How does Harris look? Listening on the radio
excuse me we do NOT use the N word in here
>>89428715Frying pan. Butter the outside of the bread and fry on medium heat. Don’t let it burn.
>>89428736He looks like Warner with a lower strike rate
>>89428733if i put cheese in the toaster won't it all fall to the bottom??
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>>89428715Use your stale old memes lad
>>89428477I type without looking but I don't use correct touch typing fingering
>>89428751whats medium heat for the oven?
who is the patrik laine of cricket?
Bumrash will be exposed
>>89428787Fry not bake you meathead
seen faster outfields on council maintained ovals
>>89428760he sounds pretty good tb h
>>89428787Use the stovetop not the oven you nonce. Heat the pan as you would for frying an egg.
>>89428801fry? I don't have a barbeque
>>89428811nonce isn’t a catchall insult you dumb cunt, stop using it for everything
silly bowling actionshould be ashamed of himself
>>89428828Shut up you prat.
>>89428811i boil my eggs in water on the stove top though. Can i do the same for a grilled cheese?
why was Finch selected?
>>89428837Yeah mate just without the water.
>>89428765Nah, not a toaster, a toastie maker. Different kitchen appliance altogether
>>89428850he's practically the vice captain
>>89428846>he thinks I’m MattkekKEKK E Kexterminate yourself
>>89428852too late.. fuck sake
Matt? More like Pratt.
>>89428869HOLY MOTHER OF BASED Matt
>>89428850the selectors were actually pointing to someone behind him but he was so fat he got in the way
>run rate: 3.00Holy mother of slow
Is Mohammed Shami related to Mohammad Sami?
>>89428897yeah they are unironically cousins
>>89428894>bread machineI can’t contain my disgust at this.
>>89428891that’s high you fukwitwe should bring it down a bit unironically
>having to watch these Indian commercials
>>89428915how else would you make bread you nonce mong
>>89428940An oven you tard.
>>89428951its easier in the microwave you dick knob
>>89428939Not gonna lie, all of those remittances commercials on Willow drove me to cancel my subscription. Very annoying.
for me, it's vegemite and cheese on clix
>>89428962this is the post
>>89428963Big fan of Prem Jyotish though.
Are microwave burritos /cric/ approved
>>89429048Chimichangas, yes.Burritos, no.Taquitos, fuck yes.
Shami has bowled well to start actually.
>>89429048I picked up an 8 pack of those for the first time last week. I got the bean and cheese, it's pretty okay. Very cheap, about 50 cents each, and it's not much worse than a Taco Bell bean burrito.
>>89429061My mum says taquitos go in one end and explode out the other.
Fuck their ad break timing is fucking atrocious. Channel 9 was at least professional about that sort of thing.
>>89429070The beef and bean chimis are good. The ones without meat are pretty grim honestly.
>>89429077i go in your mum one end and then explode out her other
>>89429105Mum is dead lad.
WHat's the difference between a chimichanga and a burrito?
>>89429148Think chimis are fried. So the shell is crispy.
>>89429148The main difference between burritos and chimichangas is that a chimichanga is deep fried; it's a deep-fried burrito. A secondary difference appears to be that chimichangas are usually meat-filled, whereas burritos can often be vegetarian-style with beans.
>>89429171Emphasis on STYLE. Anything with refried beans is not gonna be vegetarian. Virtually all refried beans are made with pork fat.