>Cup Final>Dec 8 2018, 8pm ESTAtlanta UnitedvsPortland Timbers FC>USLuslsoccer.com>The absolute corpse of NASLwww.nasl.com/full-schedule>NWSLnwslsoccer.com>A-Leaguea-league.com.au
>no /wog/ >no /canpl/>no /NWSL/>no /J-League/real thread when?
>>89415413No one here gives a shit about your little faggy dykegrass shilling or how you promised your discord buddy homos on your super sekrit discord server how you will shill for other irrelevant shit like /ayy/. Kys
>>89415657/ayy/ is an essential part of /mls/
*blocks you're path*
>>89415934>comparing mlels 1.0 shitters who played against amateurs to Martinez who's doing it against better opposition>crying about Martinez being worse than BWP when BWP is a pen choke artistPathetic
MUH FIVE STRIPES
packed it in a bit more.almost at the of the season lids.ready for the offseason
>>89416352Keep seething. What's your team, some pathetic flyover cuck shithole like Cucklumbus or Kanshit City?
>>89416418doing god's work anon
>>89416418Why are you putting national team images in there?
>>89416548>get your dumb Ninja Turtles out of my precious /mls/ thread!
>>89416548i wonder why anon
>>89416595Pulisic has absolutely nothing to do with mls.
>>89416630he played for the Union
>>89416479>layover talking shit.
>>89416595she has quite the schnoz doesn't she
>>89416595Puli’s sister is cute
>>89416725PA Classics were in the Union system back then
>this is what an Atlanta hater sees everyday when they wake up in their trailer park shithole.
>>89416418>tfw some of my OC made itfeelsgoodman
>>89417322zero caps for the Union
>>89417403decided later on to add more OC, but I'm don't save all the OC posted here in the first place.
>>89417956So the top right is a job creator, except for chances right?So they must be topping the year end charts then right?
>>89416418Not enough Doyle desu
>>89419088If you multiply a player's x-axis value by their y-axis value, you'll get the total xG+xA they produced off the dribble per game.
>>89419144It would just be Doyle tweets and screencaps of that shitty show they have on the site.
>>89419144Id post that pic i made of dinkleburg doyle but im not at home
>>89419549don't add more Doyle shit to the collection, Doyle posting peaked in 2017
>>89419103>>89419389>>89419445gottem>>89419172fuckin' stats nerds must be stopped
>@MikeConti929: Josef ended up getting at total of 48% of the MVP vote. The runner up was Miguel Almiron with a total of 15%Zlatan was third, followed by Rooney and Vela.
>>89420600>loses the popular vote>still wins hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Waiting, watching the clock it's 94', it's got to stopTell them, take no more, he practices his speech asHe opens the door, the press comes over, he starts to rant as they look him overHe won't lie and say he understands themCan't find a BeckermanHe sees the yellows he sees the redCan't find a BeckermanCan't find a BeckermanTalkn' 'bout the refsThere's nothing else needs to be saidHe tells himselfMemories, back when he wasn't tired of this shitAnd waiting for the fines to come alongSwears he cared, now he swears he doesn'tHe smiles and says "drain my bank account"Can't find a Beckerman"I don't give a shit anymore"Can't find a BeckermanHe won't lie and say he understands themCan't find a BeckermanAre they watching the Simpsons instead?Can't find a BeckermanCan't find a BeckermanHe loves the leagueHe don't want it to be this wayHe needs themto go make good calls againCan't find a BeckermanCan't find a BeckermanCan't find a BeckermanCan't find a Beckerman
>the Chad New Bedford FC>the virgin YMCTAS FC
Apparently the Union are working out a deal to send Sapong, Accam, and possibly a third player (Haris?) to Cincinnati.
>>89419568Not really, mostly 1 kid spending 24/7 on sp calling everyone who called him an idiot Doyle
>>89422537>tfw you will never attend your local teams high school hoping that they sell off their older players so you get your shot
>>89423816Do classes include shower time with Jim Curtain?
>>89423816Brenden Aaronson is the truth.
>>89423862I would assume that you'd get an opportunity to take his job if you reach a UNIVERSITY LEVEL of sawker autism
>[TheCup.us] Today in @USOpenCup history, 1914: After their protest of their opening round loss was upheld, New Bedford FC won their replay with the Young Men's Catholic Total Abstinence Society FC by the score of 2-1>Young Men's Catholic Total Abstinence Society FCEver year I don't think the past american soccer history can get more kino, but it does
How hard will he flop?
>$5 million over 5 years for a pacebabby shitter with only one intact ACLOH NONONONO
>>89425442Would've loved to see him get exposed in bremen
>>89425379loaned to Denmark in T-10.. 9... 8
>>89425442Fucking stoop kid
>>89425755pretty close to the red pill here
>>89425782>stoop kidoh man, I miss the memes
>>89425442That's a lot of dog food
>>89425442shoulda went to Werder Bremen
>>89415413wog and nwsl are right there in the op, and the other two you made up.
Chris Richards will be bought by Bayern Munich for a little over a million. I guess I can take consolation in the fact that the DA's are getting better at producing kids that are bought by European clubs.
>>89427131>>89415413j-league merger is pie in the sky right now since we lost contact with our representative in nippon.canpl was pushed onto us by the dirty leefs who sometimes make the OP.
>>89427203/canpl/ is going to be the best, bruh
>>894271311.) /wog/ feat /mls/2.) /NWSL/ deserves a spot in title #nojusticenopeace3.) eh woah fuck you pal
>>89427203The jap flag poster here is one of the most autistic on this board desu I don't miss him when he's not posting
>>89425755Heh, no so fast, kid
>>89425442>paying money for the american wayne rooney
>since this is a /wog/ thread. I'll leave this hereTitle gets decided tomorrow6pmMorvant v SandoCentral v Police8pmW v Stars
>>89427812Cabanapill me on the Caribbean leagueWho’re the good guys and the baddies
>>89427901Trinidad clubs (above) has the most Caribbean titles but we're now shitDR are the new rich kids on the block, winning titles outta nowhereJamaican clubs are decentHaiti is Haiti
>>89425442Remember when delusional fans called this shitter the Stanford Messi for scoring a tap in against a literally who experimental Mexican C team (most of whom no longer get called up) in a friendly here in the USA? Pepperidge farm remembers.
>>89427812For me, it's Defense Force.
>>89425442>242k guaranteedOh look it's nothing
So how are those season ticket sales going, Cincinnati and Nashville?
>>89429215not bad money for someone with no ambition and fine wallowing in this league for their entire playing career, not retiring with that money but could use it to get some FO job after being a one stoop player.we've got other american products quitting in their mid 20s since they make close to league minimum and could make much more doing other work.
>>89429782+19k sold, probably only ~500 more expectes, in a 35k seat stadium
please fix the a league
>>89433367more >perf, less Wogs
>>89433367put a second team in perf
>>89433367Darwin FC expansion.
>>89433367give a team to Sacramentothe shitbirds who run MLS don't seem to want to
>>89433367kick New Zealand outkick Berisha output a team in Darwin
>New franchise enters the MLS >Completely dominates the national league within their first couple of season if not just at the start>Every fucking time
>>89434773Send us more third rate Argentines like Pity Martinez
>>89433367Give each wog nation its own team and put shady nightclub promoters in charge of the whole thing, people will watch Sudos FC, Turkiye Ataturk Victoria, Hellas Brisbane etc
A-League just needs more memes
>>89435617you already have the best memeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughNoJbjqbw
>>89422055>>89424364Now we get literal liquor store teams in the us openc up.
Your euroboo USMNT in the next 2 years.
MLS Monopoly when?
>>89436705>$69.99does it come with actual money
>>89434773Too many MLS 1.0/1.5 owners that don't want to spend like the new kids do.
The Union are signing Sergi Santos (not the sex robot guy), Brazilian striker playing in Chile. Apparently the team wanted to sell him to Liga MemeX, but he has a clause in his contract that lets him decide where he goes, and he chose Philadelphia.
>>89436734I presume those are Australian dollars; it's like, a hundred Aussie dollars to an actual dollar>>89438365>(not the sex robot guy)the what now
>>89436705>Hurry, only 3 left!lel how many did they make, 5?
I now remember Diego Valeri, he was so good, why the fuck did he chose to waste his talent in the American league?
WE READY ...SOON!
>>89438365>Mexico or Philadelphia
>>89438577>wastehe's about to win his 2nd championship in 4 years, brah
>>89438718ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>89438863there will never be a better bit of MLS banterever
>>89415192America's 5 major major leaguesChange in average mobilizationAverage in 2009 average with 17 years or 18 years increase and decrease65,043 people 67,396 people (17) + 4% NFL30,300 people 28,830 people (18) - 5% MLB16,037 people 21,873 people (18) + 36% MLS17,520 people 17,884 people (17) + 2% NBA17,460 people 17,422 people (17) 0% NHLTake a look at this stats! Soccer won!
MLS Cup FinalAtlanta VS Portland70,000 tickets sold outSoccer Nation America!
>>89439136I did not know MLS at all, but in the stadium all the teams are football stadiums and the number of spectators is over the J League. The accommodation rate exceeds 90% on average in the league. I did not know that it was so popular. If Villa comes to the J League, he seems to be disappointed with the hardship of the hardware.
>>89439086>america's face when
has this been posted yet?
>>89440430>calls something slavery while talking about having to go to europe to be paid a million dollars in the same argument...
>>89440430I'm sure many people agree with him but because he is black and has always played the race card despite black players always being a part of the national team setup no one cares about a whiny race-baiter. May he stay in obscurity forever.Aside from that, they did screw up a few players careers. Twellman is one that comes to mind right away, who knows how many other offers they received.http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2008/01/twellman_vents_about_preston_a.html
>>89434787Pity is going to roll the league thou. If it wasn't because he can't get an European passport he would've been in Inter, Arsenal, Atletico or some of those teams already.
>>89438594>winning two MLS championships>not a waste of talent
hi i'm back, what'd i miss
Mother fuckin based
>The Charlotte Independence of the United Soccer League (USL) is delighted to announce that Jim McGuinness has been appointed as its new head coach on a 3-year contract. McGuinness will take over with immediate effect as he begins planning for the 2019 USL Championship season. >The move sees McGuinness make the unique cross-over from coaching at championship level in one sport another code.>This is McGuinness’ first appointment as a head coach in professional club football having made the switch to the sport after enjoying a hugely successful time in management in Gaelic football. His record included winning the 2012 All-Ireland senior football title with Donegal.meme coach alert
Doop update: they're doing another thing>actually making moves before the season startsBased Ernst
22 hours until we win the MLSbowlSOON ...WE ARE READY ...!
Let's just agree to bail on this shit season and meet back here next year.
Where's he going. Orlando?
Hearing from a reliable source that Garber and co. want to go beyond 28 teams, the 28th team will be somewhere in the West due to the imbalance of the currently slotted MLS expansion teams plus Austin (all but confirmed). Current frontrunners are Sacramento, Saint Louis, and San Diego.
>>89444705>sac>ever in MLSPick one
What did they mean by this?
>>89444711I know this is the meme, that they'll never get a team, but there's not a lot of other candidates in the West>San Diegovehemently against soccer for some reason>Phoenixthey only have Drogba going for them really>Saint Louisstadium issues, which is fine if you're Miami, but not St. Louis>Las Vegasmight as well just put a third team in LA if you do this (Los Angeles Aztecs of Anaheim when?)>third team in LAthey just won't do this>Canada or Mexico"No."The only thing Sac doesn't have going for it is a billionaire backer, and if MLS continues it's upward trend they'll find someone
>>89444927They could always move Chicago or Columbus to the West like they did with KC.
>>89443689hopefully this time next year it is already the off-season.
>>89436638Even if none of these players reach their full potential they will be by far the most talented group in USMNT history. If Mendez pans out as a creative midfielder, then McKennie, Adams, and Mendez will be a competitive midfied on almost any stage.
>>89427427stl brothers unite
>>89436638>Woodexposed last year, also a lot older than most of these guys>Robinson>Dest>Richards>Mendezwhomst the fuck
>>89445642not an argument
>>89445711which one specifically
>>89445642if you don't know these names now, write them down. >robinsonhonestly overrated, but could be decent after developing further at wigan. >Destabsolute grade-A baller material at RB. tearing it up with ajax's second team at the moment>Richardscould end up a solid CB choice, a mostly speculative pick. he's an 18yo prospect and is going to be signed by bayern shortly. >Mendezanother speculative pick, box-to-box mid. developed at chivas USA, then LAG academy. all signs point to him balling out in the bundesliga within 18 months at freiburg
>>89445781thank you for the write up, i will try to remember those names
>>89445823no problem, canabro. best of luck to baseddavies at bayern. may his pace carry him for all time
>>89436638Unironically good line up. Add Novakovich as an option up top, Gooch, de la Torre and Parks as midfield options and you got a solid squad.
in a lot of ways, though, it can be hard to get too optimistic with this vast crop of youth prospects >we have. Like stu holden, gatt, rossi, zelalem (may be too early to call it quits on him but still), brek shea was a big deal back in the day, etc. it can be easy to hype these young guys up for them to end up journeymen/roster filler at best. i guess as >we increase the volume of quality players produced i suppose >we'll get more hits.
>>89436638Trusty is the next Miazga, he'll go to Europe soon. McKenzie too maybe.
Has any read Don Garber's recent interview of becoming a selling league? I think he's finally learning that its good to sell mls kids abroad
>>89446229>HoldenWas actually quite good. Was made of glass however and injuries killed his career.>GattCollegiate player. College is absolutely shit tier when it comes to soccer development.>RossiWas 100% team Italy from day one.>SheaMeme player. Always looked like shit for the national team despite being a good MLSer.
>>89436638im ok with this
>>89446462yeah, agreed. my point is there will be one sentence stories about 7 of the 10 hyped meme prospects now. easy to have such cold takes on players 10 years after the fact
>>89444927St. Louis just made massive inroads on the stadium front recently; aldermen voted for a resolution supporting the MLS bid and a number of various funding mechanisms (8-0 in committee, 26-2 in the full vote)the stadium itself would not be ready for play until 2022 though, so they wouldn't join until then (unless they wanted to meme it up at Busch Stadium in the meanwhile, but please no, playing a full season on a baseball field would be terrible)
>it's almost over
>>89427812who's from where
>>89446229>zelalemholy shit i completely forgot he exists
>>89448090>tfw the quacks got a better coach than the national team
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>the absolute STATE of shitney fc
>>89449113t. SEETHING pressfag
I thought Sydney FC played in a better stadium what the fuck is this?
>>89449250their home ground is being demolished and rebuilt m8they're playing at three different home grounds for nowthis one's a rugby ground
LGTSS>CCMShould have signed bolt tbqh.
>>89434222>kick New Zealand out(You) Big Muscular Soccerkiwis going in dry on Meme City FC
>>89449404Krishna hat trick
>>89449250looks comfy to me
>>89449508Based Aussie. Wish I looked half as cool when I go to sawker games alone.
>>89449532have you tried just not giving a single crud?
>>89444927>Las Vegasplease no
>the absolute state of Memeis
>>89449689>In January 2005, Benfica offered what would have been an MLS-record $5 million transfer fee for Johnson, but Johnson and the league both rejected the offer.>In May 2005, Johnson suffered an injury to the toes of his right foot that sidelined him until August of that year. After returning to MLS in August – he scored only five goals during the season – Johnson re-injured his toes in mid-September and was sidelined until January 2006. what a fucking idiot
>PERFto win again today lads
Melbourne Victory 2-0 Adelaide FT
>>89449250Sydney FC's stadium is being renovated
>>89449689this guy just does not give a crud does he
>>89450072>tfw listening to the radio broadcast at 3amWhat am I doing with my life?
>>89450118Surely there's a stream or two around
Imagine losing at home to >Wellington
Game is on fs1 or big FOX?
https://www.baka.com.au/sport/soccer/a-league-expansion-the-fight-goes-down-to-the-wire-20181207-p50kyg.html (replace with s.m.h)Two A-League expansion spots for next season to be decided in Tuesday. Probably going to be another Sydney and Melbourne team.
The whole world's talking about MLS Cup
>The A-League franchise battle is going down to the wire, with former NSL club South Melbourne, the West Melbourne Group, Team 11 (which is based in the Dandenong and south-east Melbourne region), Canberra, Sydney's Southern Expansion and the South West Sydney Group all hoping to snare one of the two places on offer when the new Football Federation Australia board decides who gets the nod to come into the A-League in time for the start of the 2019-20 season.
>You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you're shit ahhhhhhhhhhUnironically the worst chant in wogball
>>89450238are they fucking serious
>>89450238>corporate approved memes
Fatlanta wins 3-1screencap this
>PERF >PERF >PERF >PERF
>PERFgo 1-0 up Ikonomidis
>>89449689rare to see actual Twitter meltdowns from pros, glad to see it making a comeback
>>89450295can we get him and >bedoya to go at each other somehow?whoever loses, we win
>MetallicaBASED Perf boomers
PERF WIN AGAINPERF STAY ON TOP OF THE TABLE
Was there ever any doubt?
11 hours anon
>>89452299>>89452299pre game thread
>>89449733any reason why he rejected it? 13 years ago $5m would've been huge for the league, did he think he deserved more?
https://www.tsn.ca/saputo-says-impact-losing-millions-per-season-1.1191058>Saputo says Impact losing millions per seasonThe CanPL would never let this happen, come on MLS
Is this >Perf’s year, lads?
Imagine sincerely believing that Atlanta United FC are not about to become this year's MLS Cup champions
>>89455726>MLS shilling for fatlanta all year>hand them a trophy so they won't forever be known as 100% chokersYeah, no surprises here
>>89450941The KoalaC up is >ours
7 hours until we win the MLSbowlSOON ...WE ARE READY ...!
Will ATL get something like a superb owl ring? Also I might be too drunk when the game starts and sleeping :/
>>89457783Fuck off. We are going to win the MLS Cup and all you can do is cry about it.
>>89457936>Thai women's teamthere's a joke in here somewhere
>>89458632If we win, business as usual. If we lose, the thais were using lady(boys) and thus was genderly unbalanced
>>89457907>we>fatlantaYou're a fucking meme
>>89452699that entire generation were unironically pussies we had the late 2000s gen who were all either former/future European players who were willing to scrap it out in Holland and Scotland, your Friedels, your Heijudks, McBrides, Reyna's, Balboas, Jones, Ramos, Dooley, Berhalterby the mid-2000s those guys have been replaced by these preening shitters who either quit Europe in their prime or never even left the safe confines of North America: Rimando, Ching, Conrad, Herc Gomez, Beckerman, Gonzalez, Brek Shea, and the King of Quitters himself, Donovana generation of cowards coddled by the Single Entity Scam
>>89457936Group B and D are unironically tasty
>>89459130why is that?
rate kpop soty /mls/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecSVX1QYbQ
>>89459764Thats gayer than gay anon wtf.
>>89459764>kpopnot even going to watch
>>89459277well D is the Group of Death, maybe Scotland excluded, any of those teams could be semifinalistsand B is more predictable but all four of those teams will think they can beat each other and all four see themselves as having a big year so there should be some good games
>imagining based Martinez lifting the cup
>>89457936how did Japan fall out of the top 6?
>>89462483all Jap kids have become streamers and stopped playing soccer
>>89462483Shook af by /our gals/
>>89461864This, except based Diego instead of Fraudtinez
>>89463323you don't need to imagine that though
>>89463381such a fugly cup
Who here gonna drink alone watching the ml scup tonight?
>>89463930>mfw going to watch party
get the fuck out of my city and take the rain back with you you godless west coasties
>>89463930Finna pop some benzos
>>89463930going to inject some air bubble into my veins and play the odds it will disolve before it reaches my heart
>>89464587>Vape lifekys yourself
surely MLS won't let the Bad Guys win again, will they?if they do, I will only be buying 6 custom jerseys next year, as a boycott
>>89464656>don’t stop believing. Drinking till I don’t feel.
>>89465758Which one is the good guy in today's match?
atlanta's coach doesn't even speak english? explain yourself my little sawkerites
>>89466162Some of the players speaking Spanish exclusively too? And translators. A lot of MLB players and coaches dont speak English either.
Mean fatlanta isn't letting the timbers fans bring their big drums :(
I unironically think the MlelS cup final will do better in Nielsen ratings than the World Series.
Berhalter reminds me of a substitute teacher.
hey guys first time atlanta united game here. can someone explain what we are united against?
>>89415192First for Portland Stoners for the waan
i would be pissed if i paid 150 bucks to go see this and some fag was waving his flag in front of me
>>89466361>tfw the capos at ever game
>>89466162found the ussf poster lids
>>89466361never been to a game or only sat at the bougie seats huh anon
Hey can one of you butt fucking faggot provide me a thorough play by play of the match? My internet is down. Thanks white niggers
>match chick on tinder>she wants me to buy her premium snapshoulod i do it bros?
>>89466481Yeah just make sure she pays taxes first
Woah that old skeleton was really strong. Did you see him hammer down that nail that totally wasn't a plastic toy>>89466481She's clearly in love with you and just wants you to prove financially that you're dedicated. Go for it.
>>89466481Are you in to findom?
>>89466481>getting suckered into purchasing some thot snap scheme. Wtf anon.
damn american soccer looks like THAT?
I'm only watching this in the hopes that Atlanta gets BTFO. I know nothing about MLS, but I want to see your shithole of a city eternally suffer.
>pipe downn and hats offFUCK OFF CUNT
What is this tiny baby
There is nothing more cringe than the teams like the red bulls and other teams who try to force their team into the national Anthem
>>89466481bj or bust
>>89466635I thought she got arrested?
>>89466480They do that on reddit, why don't you fuck off to there
looks pretty litty in the stadium
>>89466481*reported to the feds*
lol, watching this shit right now. Do americans really think this little girl defiling their anthem is good? Jesus fucking christ.
>>89466578>shithole city >New Orleans
>Atlanta biting our style. I hope you fall into obscurity too.
>interviewing him right before the kickoffwhat the fuck
why do americans think those tryhard performances of their anthem are good?
>>89466480taco passes to diegonacho passes backdribblesdribblesfalls
I use Hulu for TV and they just completely blocked Fox from me and switched my TV to the Heisman Trophy ceremony... how desperate is the NCAA?
>>89466666We are less than ten years from the national anthem being sung in Spanish
>>89466623Is Crepeau going to Vancouver or is he just leaving?
>>89466712and that's a good thing
>>89466666Fucking hell, cant believe I wasted satan quints on this.
I just hope this'll be a comfy game.
>>89466835>fatlantaNothing comfy about them
>>89466767Murray deserves it, but that wasn't my point
Is this game quality wise classified as football, futbal or soccer?
I'm not seeing that much fag flags out there.What happened to MLS?
>>89466936with the amount of dives probably football
This final has 2 legs or?
>>89466936literally in the name of the league
>>89466973no, this is it
>>89466962atlanta isnt as gay as portland
>>89466936This is definitely soccer. You will never see a based futbol game in America.
>>89466962It's the deep south
>>89467025>>89467002Don't they vote democrat in the south big cities tho?
guyys when is the first pause i need to pee and grab a beer
>>89467064Both teams still have their three time outs so soon
>>89467074ok but like what about commercial break???????
>>89467046Atlanta united a target demographic is white middle class millennials in gentrified Atlanta neighborhoods They aren't flamboyant fags like the blacks in Atlanta or whites in portland
>>89467015I hate zooners.
>>89467046Every city votes Dem
>>89467100When it reaches 45-47 minutes.>>89467101>white middle class millennialsBut that doesn't qualify as gay?
who gets to rub the cocks when they fall down and massage their thighs?
>>89467176the female physios
>>89467157No white middle class millennials Come from straight white wealthy families
Does the soccer finals have a half time show?
>>89467206I thought every white millennial american was gay.
>>89467211i hope it is ludacris ft. quavo
ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL
>>89467225You aren't wrong.
>>89467211In Champions League there's a show before the game. Don't know about the MLS tho.
>>89467225Not from metro Atlanta
THROW A FUCKING FLAG REF
>Ahhhhh I fell down because our shoelaces grazed each other and miraculously temporary sprained my ankle. No yellow card? I’m good after all. The MLS
Atlanta strikes me as a non-gay-friendly city
semen slurping sport
yo lol wtf is with this nogs brow???
>>89466712>Feliz los ustados unidos>Feliz los ustados unidos>Feliz los ustaaados uuunniidooosss>Feliz los ustados unidos>crowds cheers in mexican
>>89467225At least 60%
>>89452299>>89452299>>89452299GET IN THE GAMETHREAD REEEEEEEEEE
who are the chapos? arent they drug dealers? why are they allowed in the stadia?
>>89467296Pretty much, there are a lot of black gays but blacks hate gays and so do the religious whites in the metro area
>camera angleReminder Atlanta plays on a handegg field.
>>89467239Saw Ludacris at a CFL game halftime in Edmonton. it was weird as hell because i had no idea beforehand that it was supposed to happen
>>89467275I know bro, i know
>>89467296Atlanta is Mecca for gay black men. It’s San Francisco for black men.
>>89467388No one care about your life blog asshole.
>>89467337>tfw white straight millenial and cant get a gf with these odds
>people actually think an Atlanta team is going to win anything Kek curse city is cursed
>>89450124This one is workinghttp://vee.707.jp
>>89467444How old are you? Girls didn’t start getting serious about dating in my area until like 26-27. If you’re only 22 or something, no big deal.
>if Atlanta loses, people claim the city is cursed>if Atlanta wins, people claim that MLS isn't an elite league so it doesn't counteven if you win, you lose
>>89467442Thanks for reading it, friend
>>89467431If by mecca you mean a good place to get HIV, sure. Africa tier rates here
>>89467590Is that what being from Canada is like?
>>89467211Its lil yachty
J U S TUST
Polland will win. Cap this. P
¡Don Garber Alert! drink!
>>89468382I love Poland
>>89468425He said /pol/land. We don't like them. They got moved to a different site we don't like them so much.
>mls shilling fraudtinez an offside game winning goal in ml scup in the shiny meme stadium
>>89468505Portland will become /pol/land. They will also win this game.
>Garber: "MLS can succeed anywhere"A N C H O R A G EW H E N
>Garber praising the attendance and atmosphere of Atlanta>"and credit to Arthur Blank for that" yes, thank you Big American Investor for creating 70k fans and opening a successful Soccer Team Factory, Keep America Great!
>>89468851Garber browses /sp/, that was a not so subtle wink to us Get hype bros
>>89469049of course the commish is rubbing off the latest sucker to buy in with all those shekels, he wants the others to do the same
How do we win this
I don't really like Escobar but he's been elite in the playoffs it'll be interesting to see where he goes
last year's final was better tbqh imho desu
>>89469513Last year has the Toronto - Seattle narrative, so that helped as well
>>89469305In the regular season he was really bad t.b.h.
>can't do the Viking clap correctly>can't sing a stadium-wide song>phones out waving
>>89457936>argentina's groupwe're getting blown out
>>89444633Maybe NYCFC since they're cleaning out all their players.
>>89444633>>89470251it is montreal
MIGUEL ALMIRON • #WELCOMETOWESTHAM • HIGHLIGHTS • ASSISTS
THE ATLANTA CHAMPIONSHIP CURSE IS OVERIT SUCKS IT TOOK A COMMIEBALL TEAM TO DO IT BUT ITS OVER. WE CAN FINALLY GET OUR SUPERBOWLS, WORLD SERIES AND CFB NCG FOR GEORGIAWOOOOOOOOOO
BEAUTIFUL. FUCKING RIGHT ATLANTA
alright offseason now finally
>tapintinezholy shit lmao
Based Uncle Arthur
So when does Atlanta go visit Trump?
>Almiron and Tata leaving next season Fatlanta is finished
>something about a guy named Martinez scoring the title winning goal
What part of Atlanta are you from?
Well, yes, one Tata Martino please
keep it polished for us, Fatlanta
>>89470939You got like, 8 years before MLS overtakes NHL
More like N'Goal-o Kante. Am I right?
We're taking over the world
garber looks really happy
>>89471008we're full anyway
>TimburrsPortland looked like absolute ass tonight
>>89471193[cash register noises]
>>8947223they have looked like ass plenty of times this season, playing that style over the course of a season had good results long term but there were plenty of times their season could have endedthought Atlanta were trash for the first 30 minutes or so, lots of sloppy play, and Portland coulda shoulda gone for the first blood, but they have literally no plan B players
>>89475422>>89472237meant to give you a (You)
Wait, how did a team with Brad Guzan win
>>894756901st (First) True (Played in the Final) Championship WinFuture HoF
>tfw gotta buy a new jersey to get the starOh well
>having faith in a team owned by Arthur BlankFatlantans are in for a wild ride
>>89472237Portland was pretty much chaotic neutral this year. You could get anything from them on any given night, but if Valeri is having a trash game like tonight, you can bet they won't get anything going.
I'M BACK BITCHES.LET ME JUST SAY. FUCK YOU ALL. ALL OF YOU. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE WORST. I KNEW I WOULD PROVE YOU WRONG. FUCK YOU. WE CHAMPS NOW. >NOW>NOW>NOW>NOW>NOW>NOW
>>89478720Well you spent enough money the first season and blew it. So enjoy your sloppy seconds shill.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAFUUUUUUUCK YYYUUUUUUUOOUUUUUU>NOW>NOWW>NOW>NOWW>NOWW>FUCK YOU>NOW
>>89478720>>89478763>>89478782>>89478918Imagine being this autistic
>>89478968were you not here for his reign of terror?this is nothing
>>89479033be glad I wasn't really here at all over the last 2 years. I don't even have new pics.HOLY SHIT YOU ARE STILL HERE>MLS CHAMPS>NOW>FUCK YOU>NOW
Newcastle 2-0 Brisbane 79'
A-League Ladder after R7.LGTSS>central coast manure
>>89479703>poocastle jestwhy would you even give yourself such a memeable nameit's like naming your only son "Ennis"
Quality bread.But seriously tho, Fuck Atlanta.
>>89479703BASED, Muscular and Elite Perth Glory lads.>Perf
See you in 2019, @LANTA
You know what, congrats to Atlanta, you've had your fun. It won't happen again though.>Almiron definitely leaving>Tata Martino definitely leaving>Martinez probably leavingEnjoy it while it lasts
>>89481588within three years, that stadium will be half-full>>89479703B-BUTMUH USAIN BOLT
>>89440430This guy was the most remedial soccer player ever. Was embarrassing to watch even at the championship level
>>89481703>In January 2005, Benfica offered what would have been an MLS-record $5 million transfer fee for Johnson, but Johnson and the league both rejected the offer.>In May 2005, Johnson suffered an injury to the toes of his right foot that sidelined him until August of that year. After returning to MLS in August – he scored only five goals during the season – Johnson re-injured his toes in mid-September and was sidelined until January 2006. what a fucking idiot
Timbers didn't really put up much of a fight
>>89482966they couldn't string together passes to save their livesit wasn't even like Atlanta was playing great defense, Portland just kept giving it away so easily
Cincinnati could realistically be a wild card team next year
So what'll be the big story of the offseason?>USL League one and NISA news>Cincinnati, Miami and/or Austin news>the impending demise of the NASL, again>Almiron and co. transfer>Jermaine Jones' divorce drama>anything else I'm missing
>>89484482>Everyone In Toronto Is Fired
>>89484521That won't happen unless we do badly in both CCL as well as the MLS Cup playoffs next year
>>89484482>sacramento goes for broke, kidnaps a napa valley billionaire, forces them to invest in the team, kickstarting a hostage negotiation/expansion deal with don’s mafia goons and sac Ultras
Pg 7 bump
What would happen if MLS and Liga MX merge into one super league?
>>89489822Hello, Steve H
Fuck atlanta, fuck mls 3.0 and fuck the red bulls
>>89490370We need a definitive list of what teams are on MLS 3.0, 2.0, and so on
>>89488604later bros, was a good season taking my talents to /hoc/
Anyone know a guy that could manage the /mls/ team for the /sp/erb Owl?
>>89482966Which is sad considering how many blatant calls there were that weren't called against them.
>>89481418We're probably not going to be back. I can't see Josef and Miggy sticking around unless Arthur just says fuck it, take my money.
>>89490517IMHOmls3.0 - atlanta, lafc, seaffle, toronto, orlando, red bulls, prolly the expansion teamsmls2.0 - dcu, skc, loons, union, houston, dallas, san Jose, Vancouver, portland1.0 - crew, la galaxy, revs, rapids, montreal, rsl
>>89477079Get out of here, he's turned around a franchise and created another one with hardware in less than 2 years.Falcons never had back to back winning seasons before he took over. He's already achieved that a few times over and gotten division titles along the way; should have a Super Bowl to show for it if it weren't for stupid ass Kyle Shannahan forgetting he had a Pro Bowl running back. Despite the year's setback, the Falcons will still be in the mix next year.Wish he would have bought the Braves years ago when he flirted with it.
Hot off the fucking presses lads, OCSC made a trade! There's no way they could screw this up, right?https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/12/09/orlando-city-acquire-forward-tesho-akindele-trade-fc-dallas>FC Dallas' made their first trade of the offseason, with Orlando City the beneficiaries as they acquired forward Tesho Akindele from the Texas club in exchange for exchange for $100,000 of Targeted Allocation Money in 2019 and $50,000 of General Allocation Money in 2020.I'm convinced at this point that MLS is tanking Orlando on purpose to make Miami look that much better. How do you go from signing Kaka to a future CPL player?
>>89492598Is an Arthur blank an athlete?
>>89492687>owners don't have any influence over their teamsIs it hard being this stupid?
>>89492770Yes and yes
>>89492278>TorontoTheir DPs are still Giovinco, Altidore and Bradley. TFC is like peak 2.0>GalaxyThey started 2.0 with Beckham and now they have Zlatan. they're definitely 2.0
>>89493i think there is only 1 true mls 1.0 team left and its the resv
>>89484482>Cincinnati, Miami and/or Austin newswhat happened to Nashville?
>>89495502Nashville is a lot quieter relative to the other expansion teams>Cincinnatistarting next year>Miamistadium woes>AustinLikely to become official sometime soon
>U.S will play Costa Rica in San José CaliforniaAnyone else see the humor in this?
>Martinez might leaveYeah, to another mls team. No one in euros wants a glorified tap-in babby
So who that was in today's final is coming to mlels?
>day after final>first full day of off-season>already in page 9mlels is finished
>>89497992>European clubs are known for not throwing obscene amounts of money at unproven talent
>you will never golf with a qtpi ninja turtless gf Why go on
http://justesoccer.com/quebec/alex-bunbury-je-veux-monter-une-equipe-montrealaise-en-premiere-ligue-canadienne/>Alex Bunbury: "I want to build a Montreal team in the Canadian Premier League" (French article)big man wants in on big league
>stay tuned for next season, this time losing when it matters with more kids!
>>89503831Did Matt Real really have to do it to em?
>>89504622WE only produce meme youngsters
Watching the Cup postgame on youtube, never actually heard Doyleposting irl before, didn't realize /mls/ wasn't exaggerating.
>>89495502Nashville doesn't start MLS until 2020
>>89483787they're bringing back the core of a USL team got taken to penalties by an inferior team, and then lost at home to a 2 teamwhy don't we wait and see who else they sign before we start penciling them into a playoff spot
Spot #27 seems to be pretty firmly Austin, after all that mess with PrecourtAfter finally getting their shit together with the city and state governments, #28 is most likely going to be St Louis#29 is probably Phoenix, maybe Detroit if they can get their shit togetherIf they can put a big-money man behind their bid, #30 is 100% Sacramento; if not, it'll be whichever of Phoenix/Detroit did not get #29, or perhaps one of the outlying bids like North Carolina, Tampa Bay, or San Antonio (3 Florida teams or 4 Texas teams is probably not a great idea though, but MLS only cares about money, soooooooo....)
>>89506845listening to Alexi "CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE?" Lalas
>>89510888I think Lalas is actually a smart guy, he just plays the fool on TV to gin up some controversy, because that's what he gets paid to do
>>89509693>any state but CA getting a 4th team first
>>89511712should be Sacramento already, but their owner-guy fucked it all up during the last round
>>89511762>sacramento did something wrongYOU DON'T SAY
ATL TEAM WHEN?!
you now remember marcelo gallardo playing for dc united
>>89512472thanks for stopping by.
c u nxt year
be seein' cincinatti and nashville next yearwhich is FUCKED up
Based in 2019
>>89515141WHAT DID YOU CALL ME