>Albert Einstein>smartest guy there ever was>just happens to be called "Einstein"What are the odds? That's like if he was called "Albert Genius" or something. This is how you know reality is a simulation.
Stein means rock dude. His surname is basically "a rock."
>>10466800So? That's unrelated to the English word "einstein" which means genius
>>10466813I know your'e just having a fuck, but even if that made sense, the word would have been defined after Albert Einstein, not before. This thread isn't really fun.
>>10466821How did he know there was going to be a word like "einstein" in the future?That makes it even crazier, if the word existed before his time he could easily have changed his name to "Einstein" cause he was a genius and wanted his name to reflect that but if the word came after his death how could he have known?Time travel? You have blown my mind
>>10466813You don't like Shakespeare because everything he writes is a cliche, right?
This must be the most retarded thread I've seen in weeks
Another fun fact. A "newton" is a unit of force. There is a guy who discovered gravity and motion and guess what his name is, you guessed it, Isaac NEWTONthe simulators aren't even trying
>>10466865underrated post i keked
Gravity aren't real
>>10466789>>10466865OP you are really scaring me right now..>>10468108I heard this too! Pretty sure they aren’t yeah. Do you think they’re part of the simulation too or the gravityies just happened by chance
>>10466865>how could he have knownimplying he chose his own name
Eric will you go out with me this isn’t ironic i would hold your hand
>>10466904>>10466789It's just nominative determinism my dudes. Like why the Marquis De Sade was so into sadism or Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.
just shut up man. what are you even doing
>>10468273>Tfw name's not Eric but I still felt thisFuck
>>10466789Almost as surprising as Franz Kafka writing kafkaesque stories! He sure knew how to milk his coincidental name.
Einstein will get replaced with Langan in the next 20 years.
>>10468194Implying you were around and know he didn't
>>10466789if Einstein was so smart how come he's dead
>>10466789>Michael Jackson>he jacked off some guy's sonWoah.
>>10468969>Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.lold
>>10469129>he's dead
Did you know that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease? Yet another "coincidence"
>Adolf Hitler>evilest guy there ever was >just happens to be called "Hitler"
>>10470554I did not Hitler. I did not
>>10469191This one took me a moment
But unfortunately the West has not learned the lesson even now. It goes on working so hard on objects. Even one tenth of our energy will be enough to find the inner truth. Even an Albert Einstein dies in deep frustration. The frustration was so great that before he died he was asked, "If you are born again, what are you going to be?" He said, "Never again a physicist. I would rather be a plumber."http://oshosearch.net/Convert/Articles_Osho/God_is_Dead_Now_Zen_is_the_Only_Living_Truth/Osho-God-is-Dead,-Now-Zen-is-the-Only-Living-Truth-00000001.htmlwesterners are very vulnerable to existential crisis if they are atheist enough and mad enough
einstein was a very common name in the past, ein and stein being both monosyllabic words
>>10466870I mean Shakespeare even in his time was the equivalent of pop culture and thearhe majority of people who care about him now are pseudo intellectual twats obsessed with appearing cultured
>>10468273my name is erik with a k, yeah sure as long as your a girl.
>>10471990No I’m not a girl but you’re a girl right? Please be a girl.