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>Albert Einstein
>smartest guy there ever was
>just happens to be called "Einstein"

What are the odds? That's like if he was called "Albert Genius" or something. This is how you know reality is a simulation.
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Stein means rock dude. His surname is basically "a rock."
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>>10466800
So? That's unrelated to the English word "einstein" which means genius
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>>10466813
I know your'e just having a fuck, but even if that made sense, the word would have been defined after Albert Einstein, not before.
This thread isn't really fun.
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>>10466821
How did he know there was going to be a word like "einstein" in the future?

That makes it even crazier, if the word existed before his time he could easily have changed his name to "Einstein" cause he was a genius and wanted his name to reflect that but if the word came after his death how could he have known?

Time travel? You have blown my mind
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>>10466813
You don't like Shakespeare because everything he writes is a cliche, right?
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This must be the most retarded thread I've seen in weeks
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Another fun fact. A "newton" is a unit of force. There is a guy who discovered gravity and motion and guess what his name is, you guessed it, Isaac NEWTON

the simulators aren't even trying
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>>10466865
underrated post i keked
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Gravity aren't real
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>>10466789
>>10466865
OP you are really scaring me right now..

>>10468108
I heard this too! Pretty sure they aren’t yeah. Do you think they’re part of the simulation too or the gravityies just happened by chance
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>>10466865
>how could he have known
implying he chose his own name
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>>10466789
(((Einstein))) hmmmmmm
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Eric will you go out with me this isn’t ironic i would hold your hand
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>>10468273
<3
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>>10466904
>>10466789
It's just nominative determinism my dudes. Like why the Marquis De Sade was so into sadism or Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.
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just shut up man. what are you even doing
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>>10468273
>Tfw name's not Eric but I still felt this
Fuck
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>>10466789
Almost as surprising as Franz Kafka writing kafkaesque stories! He sure knew how to milk his coincidental name.
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Einstein will get replaced with Langan in the next 20 years.
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>>10466789
Fucking kek
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>>10468194
Implying you were around and know he didn't
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>>10466789
if Einstein was so smart how come he's dead
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>>10466789
>Michael Jackson
>he jacked off some guy's son
Woah.
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>>10468969
>Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.
lold
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>>10469129
>he's dead
[citation needed]
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>>10466865
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Did you know that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease? Yet another "coincidence"
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>Adolf Hitler
>evilest guy there ever was
>just happens to be called "Hitler"
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>>10470554
I did not Hitler. I did not
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>>10469191
This one took me a moment
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>>10466800
>(((Stein)))
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But unfortunately the West has not learned the lesson even now. It goes on working so hard on objects. Even one tenth of our energy will be enough to find the inner truth. Even an Albert Einstein dies in deep frustration. The frustration was so great that before he died he was asked, "If you are born again, what are you going to be?" He said, "Never again a physicist. I would rather be a plumber."

http://oshosearch.net/Convert/Articles_Osho/God_is_Dead_Now_Zen_is_the_Only_Living_Truth/Osho-God-is-Dead,-Now-Zen-is-the-Only-Living-Truth-00000001.html

westerners are very vulnerable to existential crisis if they are atheist enough and mad enough
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einstein was a very common name in the past, ein and stein being both monosyllabic words
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>>10466870
I mean Shakespeare even in his time was the equivalent of pop culture and thearhe majority of people who care about him now are pseudo intellectual twats obsessed with appearing cultured
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>>10468273
my name is erik with a k, yeah sure as long as your a girl.
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>>10471990
No I’m not a girl but you’re a girl right? Please be a girl.



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