The year is 2519. Humanity lives a cybernetically enhanced future, crammed into dense hyper-cities. Despite the population density, humans have never been further apart due to advanced delivery systems for goods and services. It's not uncommon for a single person not to leave their Apartment Cell for months at a time. Or at least that's what you tell yourself. You live Tyrell City, a division of ALLCO. Public Enterprises LLC. ALLCO. Runs everything here. It's where you live, it's what you eat, it's who you work for. As their famous slogan reads: "ALLCO: They've Got Everything". Sure your world is a bizarre fascist, capitalist technocracy but you're really not too worried about that. No, you're pretty content to do your shitty job, binge movies and enjoy only the finest of erotic entertainment. Sure you make basically no credits and your life is going nowhere, but it's going nowhere FAST. Still, living your life in a concrete box watching hentai can get a bit lonely. Fortunately ALLCO. has your back! After reports indicated that lowered birth rates were effecting ALLCO.'s bottom line they've enacted a rare policy of pairing upsingle persons. For a certain set of big tiddy goth girls though, it's mandatory! And lucky you, you got your hands on a rare physical request from. These things just don't grow on trees, ya know.(2/4)
And there you are, loveable scamp. And this is your apartment, home sweet home. You've got everything you need here, and anything else can and will be delivered. The future is fucking awesome.(3/4)
Anyway, you'd better get that request form in the tube. Or do... anything else. What do?>Write in(4/4)
>>3745265Go to your mini-fridge and grab a juice box. Also, recall your name, I'm not calling you loveable scamp for the rest of this adventure.
>>3745265>Put it in the tube and mail it, what else.
>Put it in the tube and mail it, what elseYa gotta fill the damn thing out first. You promise yourself a sweet, sweet juice box as a reward.Looks like it just need to fill in your name and select your preferred tiddy size.What name?>Write in your nameWhat tiddy?>Big>Smol
>>3745265>mail request form>practice with our shitty sword, gotta be in top form when our gf shows up
>>3745283>Allco employee #5186 but everyone calls you gray>Big
>>3745283What name?>Andre McArthurWhat tiddy?>Smol
>>3745283>Allco employee #5186 but everyone calls you gray>BIG OL TIDDIES
>>3745283>Kevin Onionse>extra big
>>3745283>Edd Eddy-Tiddy>Large enough to fill hands
>>3745283>Anon Anonski>BIG TITS BABY WOOOOOOOOO
>>3745283>Allco employee #5186 but everyone calls you gray>HEFTY
Circle both options, our name is anon
>Fill out Form and Mail itThere we are, your name is BENTON SPANNER and you love yourself some BIG FAT TITTYS.People normally just call you Spanner, though. That is when you see people, which isn't particularly often. But not for long! Now you've just got some time to kill before you're pale girlfriend arrives. Plenty of stuff to do! You could check your headsdown display [HDD] for just about... anything! It's got your bank statement, contacts, internet, shopping... whatever you need. Or you could just bum around the apartment for a bit. You could get some work done at your tablet and hopefully get paid this week. Or maybe you wanna chug that Titos? It's up to you, cowboy.
>>3745321Clean the place
>>3745321>Ruminate on our foolishness and lack of justice, for we have chosen the wrong size.
>>3745321>Get some work done, whatever that entailsFirst you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the women.
>>3745321>Get the place nice and read for the eventual arrival of your Big Tiddy GF.
>>3745321Clean apartment and update porn posters in honor of our oncoming BTGGF.
>>3745321Oh neat my name was chosen. Now to make it so we tell every adversary we defeat to get bent. Let's clean up a bit. Don't want our goth to trip over any used tissues as soon as she enters our piece of shit room.
>>3745321>Work, maybe do some cleaning
>workOof, you'd love to get some work done but your tablet is all fucked up. The screen got smashed and it's got watermarks all over it.I mean, you CAN still work but rubbing your fingers all over the shattered glass is gonna cut you up pretty good. What do?>Work anyway, Waveslave>So something else (Write in)
>>3745376Chug the titos, ignore the pain, do the work.
>>3745376Clean up your apartment, and get new porn posters to set the mood for our new gf.
>>3745321Go into vr
>>3745376>how into vr
>>3745376>CleanAlso get a better shirt. Weebness can be tolerated but the onions is crossing the line!
>CleanClean? What are you talking about? This place is immaculate! Ok well those tissues are a little crusty, and ol' Asuka is getting kinda musty and.. alright you get it. You pile all the junk on the floor and the the [TUBE] whisk it away.>Change postersNo way, buster. These posters are your soul laid bare on the concrete walls. If she's not down with the real you she can go kick cyber rocks. Looks like you've still got a bit of time left before she shows up. What do?>Write in
>>3745428It's still censored? Really?
>>3745429Is the MC himself clean?
>>3745429Maintain our robo leg
>>3745429>Maintain our robo leg
>>3745429>Research movies to watch with gfPreferably boring ones
>>3745429>If she's not down with the real you she can go kick cyber rocks.This is your brain speaking, Benton. We both know that you’d shove those posters down a recycling chute if her boobs were stonking hyuge enough and she told you to, you’re just hoping she won’t...Anyway, get dressed in something less smelly and onions related.
>>3745429>hop into vr
>Maintain Cybernetic LegAh, the ol Cyber-leg. You got this baby during the events of your [TRAGIC BACKSTORY]. It takes basically no maintenance, and it pops off really easy just like - OW. DAMNIT.You fall flat on your face, ya stooge. Great. What do?>Put leg back on>This is your life now>Writ ein
>>3745530>attach spare arm to leg slot, it will give us more agility.
>>3745530>>Put leg back on
>>3745530>>Put leg back onwhy the fuck do we have a cyber arm tho?
>>3745530>Lay on floor in wait for gfIf we let gh attach it, she should feel more attached to us aswell :)
>>3745530>Put leg back on
>Put Leg Back OnYou briefly consider using the cyber arm in place of the leg. Would that even work? Guess you'll never find out. >Why even have a Cyber Arm laying aroundSometimes a man gets lonely.>Knock at the doorWoah, there's a knock at the door. It might be your new girlfriend! Or... it might be a COP. This could be risky... What do?>Just answer the door>Ask if they're a Cop>Write in
>>3745610>Just answer the door
>>3745610draw samurai sword and repel invader
>>3745610>>Just answer the door
>>3745610>>Just answer the doorIt's both your new gf and a cop.GOTH COP
>Just answer the doorWhat are you worried about? You open up the door and oh fuck it's a cop. He's ALLCO. security... these dude's don't mess around. What do?>Go for your NIHONG STEEL>Greet politely>Detach Leg>Write in
>>3745650>Greet politelyMaybe he's here to deliver the Big Tiddy Goth GF
>>3745650>>Detach LegI'm disabled, you can't touch me, I lost this leg so you could have your freedoms
>>3745650>Ask why hes here
>>3745650>>Detach Leg, then Greet politely
>Detach LegYou do that, but this time: You're ready for it. The ALLCO. Security officer remains unphased. "Are you done? I gotta sign this broad over to ya." Ah, you should have known. What do?>Agree to take Big Titty GF into Custoty>Demand to see the goods>Reach for NIHONG STEEL>Write in
>>3745705>Agree to take Big Titty GF into Custoty
>>3745705>>Demand to see the goodsGotta make sure she ain't a whale, cause I don't own a harpoon.
>>3745265the porn poster should say like "10+ adults only"
>>3745705>>Agree to take Big Titty GF into Custoty
>Take in your new GFOh, she's right behind the cop. "Hi! I guess I'll be your Big Titty Goth GF from now on. Hi!" A young goth forced into girlfriend servitude. What is this cute young lady's name?>Write in
>>3745763Oh shit she looks bonkers.I like it. Tessa.
>>3745763UNFAngie sounds good to me.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3745804
I hope we can foster a good relationship with this lady; she is very pretty.
>>3745763Tessa with a T, like Tiddies
>>3745833Well she seems enthusiastic about so we will probably get along
>TessaYou invite Tessa in. Wow, thank you ALLCO. !The cop pipes up."uh, yeah. Here she is. You're responsible for her legally, so no murder or unwanted molestation or anything like that. We've tuned her [C.H.O.K.E.R.] into your HDD, so you can check on her vital stats and affection meter through your [STATSCAN] application. All that make sense? Good." He starts to leave."Oh yeah, about the affection meter. It's pretty accurate, being tied into her biometric matrix and all. I don't really get the science but basically it gives you a 0-100 affection rating for her. High is good, low is bad. Any questions?"What do?>Ask Cop more questions (Write in)>Talk to Tessa (Write in)>Write in
>>3745882>Talk to Tessa (Write in)Come in, would you like a drink?So, how did you became a goth? Was it the music, the clothes....?
>>3745882Ask Tessa if she wants some, uh, I guess all we have is Tito's
>>3745882Reatach leg first>>3745888This too
>>3745882Offer Tessa a prized JUICE BOX
>Invite insideAs the Security Officer leaves, you hit her with some of the basic questions.>So, how did you became a goth? Was it the music, the clothes....?She looks behind her as the Security exits."Oh, Goth? I guess my sisters were really into it...">Offer her a prized JUICE BOXYou try to lure her in and get some early affection levels with some of the finest juice. "Uh no. Could you show me to where my room is?"Problematic. Issue 1: There's only one bedroom. Which might NOT be an issue...Issue 2: You've been locked out of your bedroom for the past three weeks. Your landlord sucks and your [HACKING] skill isn't high enough to bust it open yourself. What do?>Admit that you've been sleeping on the floor for weeks>Attempt to hack the door (Roll 1D20 - QUITE HARD)>Try kicking the door down (Roll 1D20 - Less hard, dumb idea)>Write in
>>3745988>Write inHow much do you know about hacking?I got a little chalenge set up for us so we can get good at working together and cooperating
>>3745988Use your NIPPON STEEL to slice the door open.
>>3745988>Write in>"Sorry door to the room is locked. Been waiting for a lock smith for weeks."
>>3745988>First task assessment: if Tessa can hack this bedroom door to open then she gets to keep it. Goths are natural hackers. Saw that shit on the cyber-vision series NeoCIS.
>Challenge her to hack the door"Oh, like a game. I get it. Hey I'm really, really good at hacking but there's just one thing..."She points to the black strap around her neck. "This C.H.O.K.E.R. restricts my... hacking abilities. Yes. Apparently ALLCO. has had some runners recently. But not me! I like it here! And I think you're like, really cute! So if you could just disable the Suppression Protocol on this thing I'll hack that door in a jiffy."What do?>Disable Suppression Protocol>Don't Disable>Write in
>>3746084>>Disable Suppression Protocolpffwhat could go wrong right?
>>3746084>DontIf she runs this quest would end too quick
>>3746084>Disable Suppression ProtocolShe seems trust worthy
>>3746084>Read what the suppression protocol does
>>3746084>Write inLook, I gotta be honest, I'm really bad at this stuff and I'm afraid that if I mess with your choker I'll end up hurting you....but the door? The door I'm not afraid of hurting so just guide me on what to do that we can get it open in no time
>>3746110Changing to this
>>3746110>>3746084>Look, I gotta be honest, I'm really bad at this stuff and I'm afraid that if I mess with your choker I'll end up hurting you....but the door? The door I'm not afraid of hurting so just guide me on what to do that we can get it open in no time
>>3746106>>3746110>>3746084ill support these two.
>Look, I gotta be honest, I'm really bad at this stuff and I'm afraid that if I mess with your choker I'll end up hurting you....but the door? The door I'm not afraid of hurting so just guide me on what to do that we can get it open in no time"What? Oh, don't be silly. It's just a toggle in the GF section of the STATSCAN application on your HDD! It's meant to be used eventually anyway, once you trust me. You do trust me... don't you?"You pop open the app. It's right there.>Trust her>No trusty
>>3746202>>Trust heroh wellwe triedshe can't go far anyway, cop dude guy will catch her if she runs
>>3746202>>Trust herrelationships are built on trust.
>>3746202>>No trustyShe's pulling a con
>>3746202>No trustywe've known you for like, 3 minutes girl, c'mon. plus, ALLCO might kill us if we lose you.
>>3746202>no trustyWe're not sure if she's defective or not just yet...
>>3746202>Trust herLet's get KOed guys, its gonna be funIt's her move now, we showed trust its her time to do the same
anons, as always, going for the safest route every time
>>3746229What is she going to do? kung fu us out the window?
>>3746202>Trust herThere is something botheringly familiar about your art style Salts but I don't wanna say who I think you are cause I think that chances of that are impossible.
>TrustAlright. You fiddle with the app for a second. It suggests not disabling this features. There's some legal jargon blah blah. Deactivate. There. She sticks out her hand. There's a flash of light and the door slides right open. Sweet. Wait. That wasn't hacking. That's not what hacking looks like at all. What the fuck was that?"Hey, thanks dork. I'm gonna live out of this room for just a bit but do me a favor and never speak to me."Oh. Uh oh.She vanishes into your room with her trunk and the door slams shut. What do?>Enter Bedroom>Try to talk it out (Write in)>Write in
>>3746250Does it remind you of Huge quest too.>>3746256>Enter Bedroom
>>3746256>>Enter Bedroomthat was pretty neat but it's not what hacking looks at all
>>3746256>Try to talk it out (Write in)"Ah, so that is why it's mantatory for you goth girls to participate,I always wondered, you can actually do magic, is that the best way they found to control it? Seems rough."
>>3746256>Try to talk it out (Write in)That wasn't hacking, the deal was if you HACK the door you can live in that room.
>>3746256>Try to talk it outHey wait magic doesn't count>>3746264something about the way Salts draws bodies specifically women reminds me of RocketGrunt who just finished doing PKMN Quest
Also ask if she can magic your tablet back together
>>3746256Send a text to the customer service and complaints line and tell them it seems their product is broken.That'll get them off their ass really quickly to deal with this.
>Enter BedroomYour door beeps at you in disapproval. Wow, she changed the biometric key on you. Not cool. Looks like you're going to need [PERMISSION] to enter. That will probably take a decent [AFFECTION RATING] to achieve. You take a quick look at your HDD and find out that her affection level for you is.... 3. out of 100. Well, at least it's not negative. >You call her out for using magic. She shouts back through the door. "You don't know anything about it. Leave me a lone." She's nice enough to pop the door open and toss some of your shit out. Sweet, it's a bag of your clothes and Yoko! Oh how you've missed her. And you have something to sleep on tonight! Honestly, things are going better than could be expected.It's about time to turn in for the night though, so you cuddle up with Yoko and drift off. When wake? >Rise Early>Sleep in>Stay awake keeping watch>Write in----------That's all for tonight. Hope this is keeping anyone interested. Feel free to leave any constructive feedback or hatemail. Thanks!
>>3746332>>Rise Earlygotta order breakfast to get that affection going
>>3746332>>Rise Earlyset up phone camera aimed at door before you go to bed, see if she gets up to anything overnight
>>3746332>ask for a blanket
>>3746332>>Rise Early>>3746367>Not using an old smelly bath towel as a blanket
>>3746332Rise Early.We need to fix this mess that we got ourselves in by trusting someone who was clearly untrustworthy. We need to call customer service. Or the cops. Whoever's job is to deal with this shit.
>>3746455But bro. Tiddies
>>37464553/100 bro well be there in no time
>>3746455you are overreacting dude, we are not some pansy-ass who can't deal with their own problems, she's just playing hard to get, we'll get there, you'll see
>>3746332>Rise Early>Write inWe need to get up early to start a plan of action to win some affection, or at the very least mutual respect.
Why did we order a big tortellini goth gf if we didn’t even have proper accommodations and stuff ready?
>>3746527What're you talking about? We got anime posters, hand lotion, juice, what more could someone need?
>>3746533Shit u riteThis goth gf is being a bit of a cunt then
>>3746332Just got here, but I'm pretty hyped. Looks like an interesting set up
>>3746772Same. And the production value is huge.
Y'all too worried about this. Bitch needs to eat, needs to drink. We've got plenty of SOFT DRINK and TITO'S, see where I'm going with this? Mix em up and get her drunk!
>>3746852Juice+vodka clearly is enticing to any organism, but>no unwanted molestation>>3746332>Rise early>re-enable the suppression protocol on the CHOKER
>>3746891>re-enable the suppression protocol on the CHOKERnah she definitely magic hacked it. either it wont work or it's trapped.
>>3747164agreed, that would be too stupid
>>3746923I thought the same thing
>>3747164Yeah, let's not do something so obvious...
We also should've went Smol Tiddy; the title was a red herring.
rape is the only way to subdue woman since the Adam and Eve
>>3746332>>Rise early>>re-enable the suppression protocol on the CHOKER
>>3746332Its time to go out and get some date rape drugs and a professional tiddy gf repairman to bind her ass back up again.She'll get hungry eventually and then her ass is grass.
>>3746208>>3746210>>3746211>>3746213>>3746222>>3746250Why are you morons this dumb or needy
>>3747633Well look at it logically, if she wants to be free not trusting her and unlocking means we are her jailers.
>>3747635Needy it is, then.
>>3747635See, that would be a hot situation.This is a lame situation. In one choice, this situation went from hot to lame.I'm disappointed, anons.
>>3747647No, see, it’s a hot situation because1: We could claim she did a runner, and thus get a replacement goth, and keep the old one too. Who cares if we’re committing fraud against ALLCO, they’ll probably get us on something or other, and we’ll still be up a goth. Plus, the setting’s in a cyberpunk dystopia, we’ll inevitably be fighting them eventually.2: I like my BTGGF’s assertive and slightly dom.
I am taking bets if this becomes a After the Echo situation; Engineer dangerous scenarios with the purpose of making two subjects fall in love.
>>3747647It's schmuck bait, certainly, but early in the story is when you want to bite plot hooks.
>>3747767>2: I like my BTGGF’s assertive and slightly dom.Right, that's me leaving this quest. Later bros.
>>3747872>leaving the quest>giving them more powerAnon why
>>3747872No stay Save us anon
>>3747635>not giving somebody what she wants makes you a jailerThis doesn't make sense to me. The trust option seemed like an obvious trap. We barely knew her for a minute and she already tried convincing us to disengage the safety feature preventing her from hacking and probably other stuff too. In fairness, it does make sense for us to take the obvious shmuck bait since we're playing a literal basedboy who decorates his room in hentai posters and used tissues.
>>3748095Didn’t it say earlier people choose to do this? Go into BTGGF servitude?Also I have major fucking problems with this plothook. It relies on the player actually being idiots or going along with her absurd red flag waving demand because they want to advance the story, disregarding that the plot hook is dumb bullshit that the QM insists upon, despite the fact that it is obviously a trap.Hopefully this was just a one time thing but this plot hook really soured my view on this quest. I think it’ll get better tho. :)
>>3748095>Corp cop: "Hello citizen, here is your slave">Slave: "Hey, I dont want to be your slave, please remove my collar">You: "No, sorry, you are my slave"Whats there not to get? If she was a robot or something I could understand, but she is clearly a real person who doesn't want to be in the situation she has been place in. We can kick her out of our house if they dont want to be our GF and go down that path, but its not the same as having an obedience collar around their neck.
>Rise EarlyYou have trouble sleeping anyway, even with Yoko at your side. You wake to hear some rustling around in the apartment. Ah, she's just going to the bathroom. Probably taking a big shit. >Attempt to reactivate Suppression ProtocolYou try that, but it looks like it was a one time thing. Now you just have to deal with a bitchy, magical GF. But hey, it's the start of the adventure! You didn't expect everything to just be handed to you, did you? ANYWAY. Now might be a good time to start finding ways to get Tessa on your side. Sure she's pretty standoffish, but you're pretty confident in your thoughtfulness and boyish charm. You could order breakfast, barge in on her in the can, try flirting with her or just talking again... whatever you want. What do?>Write in
>>3748095I took the obvious shmuck bait because it seemed funnierI expected her to knock us out or escape or something, which would have been cool, but she stating is fun too, now this will open a lot of magic stuff we can convince her to do "for her own benefit"Anons are just complainibg because they wanted to jump bones immediately but they fail to see that we can't fuck her if her affection is not high, and the trust option probably allows for faster affection build up
>>3748153Order breakfast and barge in to have breakfast together. Make sure to put a sintco. Brand fake flower on the tray, bitches love flowers
>>3748153>make breakfast for 2
>>3748153Do we have anything to make breakfast with?
>>3748153GET THE EGGS, MANY EGGS
>>3748163the tubeeverything comes from the tube
>>3748153>Ask what she wants for breakfastStart trying to earn that puss boy
>>3748163You HDD has a whole darn menu if you want to pull it up. I might not have been clear enough about that before.
>>3748169No, don't ask. If she doesn't like what we make, tough shit.
>>3748153Make breakfast as a bribe for her to teach us her sorcery. A bowl full of eggs will do for an offering.
>>3748173Breakfast is for both of usWe must both enjoy breakfast as it is the most important meal of the day>>3748157>implying it was about jumping her bones fasterI thought she was gonna make a run for it or attack us manIt was a risky option u gotta admit
>BreakfastYou pull up your HDD, select the SHOP option and scroll to FOOD. You decide not to bother Tessa while she's no doubt squeezing out a ripper and order a Denny's™ Grand Slam™ for each of you. The appropriate amount is deducted from your [CREDITS]. She finishes up and exits the bathroom, and you offer her breakfast. She is hesitant."uh. yeah OK I guess."Boom, breakfast with the girlfriend. Opening up a dialogue. This is what adult relationships are all about. It doesn't net you any affection points yet, but this was just an icebreaker.You should probably talk to her in between stuffing factory pressed pancakes and EGG into your mouth. What talk?>Tell her about yourself>Ask about her TRAGIC BACKSTORY>Ask about her interests>Write in
by the way we have to ask if she actually gets her powers from satan
>>3748170But we can barely see anything through the cracked screen! And I'm voting for anon's proposal to mix soft drinks with Tito's to get her drunk. If anything now's the perfect time when she won't see us spiking the drinks.....
>>3748196 this >>3748198
>>3748196>Ask her what her favorite anime is
>>3748196Time for [empathy]So I guess your magic is the reason why they force you to participate on this right? To keep you from using against them I guess, must be tough.And then we can enter the field of>Ask about her interests
>>3748199It didn't get explained yet, but the HDD is the little green implant on your left wrist. Your Tablet is a bit more advanced (when not damaged) and allows you to do [WORK].
>>3748196>>Ask about her interests
>>3748196>impress her with our knowledge of swordsmanship and animewe got this boys
>>3748196>Ask about her interestsAnd maybe this >>3748204
>>3748196>So, how’d ALLCO get you in this program in the first place?>What did you do for a living before this?>Hey, actually, could you repair this tablet over here? I need it for my work. We’ll call it even for commandeering my room.
>>3748222Sounds good to me too
>>3748199Eh. Let’s not drug her, she’s smarter than she looks and it’d be a shitstorm if she found out later.
>>3748229>>3748199she could probably taste the alcohol anyway
>Ask about her interestsShe narrows her eyes at you. It's pretty obvious what you're trying to do. Still, it's not like she has anything better to do at the moment."Let me see. I'm really into cool makeup, occult stuff as you can probably tell. Tarot, Ouija, summoning demon familiars. All that nonsense. For music I'm really into witch house stuff."Cool cool. You make a mental note of all that.>Offer a spiked Motts"Uh, no thanks. It's a bit early huh? I might take you up on that later."Talking like two human beings. Look at you go! >So, how’d ALLCO get you in this program in the first place?"It's a bit much to get into. And hey, I'm sorry that I'm crashing your place and that I'm not the subservient big titty GF you were expecting, but ALLCO. still has my sisters and I need to get them out. So I won't be in your hair long, once I free them I'm splitsville."Oh. >Can you fix the Tablet?"You probably should have requested a big titty engineer GF. My magic is a bit more alteration and conjuration than uh... PC repair. It looks like a low end model, you can probably just buy a new one form your HDD." Fair enough. Well this conversation is going gangbusters.A quick peek at your HDD shows that you gained +1 affection point!Slow and steady, you studly turtle.She starts heading back to her room. What do?>Check HDD>Inquire about Sisters>Chillax to some hentai>Write in
>>3748266>Sisters?Was this some sort of kidnapping? Or were they sold into it? >Check HDDIs it jut the screen that’s fcked? What about battery? Does it waste energy? Or the charging port, is it full of dust and lint? Stuff like that. Maybe check if there’s malware from all the fucking hentai and pr0n shit
>>3748266>say that we could help her free her sisters and show off our sword moves
>>3748266do you actually have to make a deal with satan?aren't demons evil?
>>3748266Just let her relax and settle in, tell her to holler if she needs anything at all. Talking about sensitive stuff is for after she gets comfortable around you. Then head into the bathroom for your morning piss and smell the lingering BRAPS in the air. We don't even know what she smells like yet!Also since we're the one paying the bills here, can't we use our HDD to check her internet activity?
>>3748266>Inquire about SistersKeep her talking
>>3748285That’s a good pointI still insist on the HDD stuff tho
>>3748266>>Sisters?>Was this some sort of kidnapping? Or were they sold into it?>>Check HDD
>>3748266So, we should probably get you some of your own furniture, unless you really feel up to sleeping in my bed again.>keep silent as she eyes our Yoko daiki and porn posters
>>3748266>>Inquire about SistersI mean. We at least have like a clean identity and shit, and it's not like we're really using it. We mostly hang out and try to avoid existing as much as possible.It SOUNDS sad, but we have a hentai collection that can truly rival treasure of the gods.Even a bootleg original uncensored LA Blue Girl and Boku no Pico erm well, we don't just show that to anyone.
>Let her relaxYou had a good conversation, no need to push it. You're sure that you'll hear all about those sisters exhaustively throughout this adventure.>Check HDDYou pull up your Heads Down Display, which just to reiterate, is the implanted mobile device on your wrist. You can shop for a new tablet on here or... any of these other options. The dystopian cyberpunk future sure has its fringe benefits!What do?>Write in
>>3748333Buy a new tablet, a cot, and some sheets, then click on that witchcraft article.
>>3748333>Buy a new tablet, a cot, and some sheets, then click on that witchcraft article.Also just check out her and our stats in general
>Buy a new tablet, a cot, and some sheets, then click on that witchcraft article.Woah woah woah, slow your roll console cowboy. You've got some choices to make here.You head over to the ALLCO. Tech section and tablets within. Here are your options:DDD Destitute Designs Desktop (600 Credits) - This is what you had before.Rank 1 JobsNo hacking capabilitiesCCC Cookie Cutter Comp (1200 Credits)Rank 2 JobsRank 1 HackingBBB Basic Bitch Bootup (2000 Credits)Rank 3 JobsRank 2 HackingAAA Advanced Analytics Array (3500 Credits)Rank 4 JobsRank 3 HackingSSS Superior Schema System (5000 Credits)Rank 5 JobsRank 4 HackingYou've got 2980 Credits to spend.What buy?>Write in
>>3748425>BBBWe'll make the money back with all the level 3 jobs available
>>3748425>CCC Cookie Cutter Comp (1200 Credits)Rank 2 JobsRank 1 Hacking
>>3748425I bet that we'll need/want hacking later, so the 600 option should be out, but we probably don't want to spend all our money on the bbb, so probably the 1200 option? What does each level of job give us in terms of funding?
>>3748425>CCC Cookie Cutter Comp (1200 Credits)>Rank 2 Jobs>Rank 1 HackingAlso interesting news
>>3748425>BBB Basic Bitch Bootup (2000 Credits)
>>3748425>CCC Cookie Cutter Comp (1200 Credits)
>>3748425CCC Cookie Cutter Comp (1200 Credits)
>>3748425> Ask BTGG which desktop she can get away with using
>>3748454good point, supporting this
What if we get CCC and then save up for SSS?
>>3748425Voting for BBB, having superior hacking skill also allows us to counter her magic, plus better wages means we can recoup that faster. Looks like 980 creds is plenty to live off, assumming the Grand Slams were 10c each
>CCCAlright, it was about time for you to get an upgrade anyway.This Tablet allows you to do higher level work then before and to do some basic hacking. You could probably even get a simple bedroom door open...You also shell out for a Cot to share with Yoko.Everything gets quickly and neatly dumped int your apartment via the TUBE.What do next?>Hack Bedroom door>Work>Write in
>>3748489get that dosh, we'll hack the door later when she's asleep
>>3748489>Work>Remove the hentai posters. Leave the others. Place them in a bag for later because we ain't ever throwing them away.
>>3748523This as well. Also just clean up around here.
>>3748206Please include this detail and the thing about Menu in a proper update, for those poor souls that dont read the errata.
>>3748489>work>buy more anime postersI'm thinking we could put something about the "CHEECHONG" poster.
>>3748523>Take down Hentai Postersc-Come on! Hey, you worked really hard on those! I mean, you'd CONSIDER taking down the Hentai Squad one, but the Hikikomori and Dark Fantasy Doujin posters are close to your heart. What do?>Take down Hentai Squad>Take em all down>Write in
>>3748542Don't take down the posters, you're not changing yourself for no woman
>>3748542Other, buy an Onion boi Shrek t-shirt.
>>3748542>Take down Hentai SquadBut you're doing this for you, not for her. At least that's what you tell yourself.
>>3748542>Don't take down the posters, you're not changing yourself for no woman
>>3747872Don't leave us with these fetish players!
>>3748542Don't take them down, a man never betrays his passions. Being a weeb is part of you as much as being a goth is part of Tessa's identity
>>3748542>Take down Hentai Squad
>>3748542You know what? Fine. Let’s keep em.We are MAN we shall take pride in our identity.
>>3748542>>Take down Hentai Squad
>>3748542don't take down the posters I mean she already saw them so what's the point
>>3748542>Buy more hentai posters
>>3748542>Take down Hentai SquadIt's not tasteful enough
>>3748598I will lobby for the purchase of more hentai posters until the bitter end.
>>3748596you know what I support ones with goths and witches in them
>>3748542Ask if BTGGF has a poster she wants up in stead of the HS poster, gotta make things more real if someone checks on us.Also, idea. If one of her sisters is crazy good at hacking then what if they just all crashed here with "Their one true love," to "make so many babies it's crazy." Faking an affection score is possible right? Probably a dumb idea, but we're desperate enough for human contact/the ability to talk to women that we might suggest it.
>Take down Hentai SquadYeah fine. It was sort of clashing with your view of the grim cyber future anyway. You stuff it into your [INVENTORY] for safe keeping.>WorkUgh. This sucks. But at least you're making more than you did before. A nice full work session should net you a clean 100 credits now.Don't even ask what you were making before.What is your job, you ask? Well seeing as you are a hentai obsessed geek with no notable skill set, you fill out surveys all day. It's fucking miserable.You could try to improve yourself and learn a TRADESKILL through the HDD, but who has time for that?Anyway, you put in the hard hours and come away 100 credits richer. But... it's getting late and you haven't heard a peep from Tessa. That is, unless you count the low rumbling chant coming from the other side of the door. Probably nothing to worry about. What do?>Hack Door>Knock on Door>Chillax to some hentai>Write in
>>3748631Backing us buying egl posters
>>3748648>>Knock on Door
>>3748648if we knew how, we could automate survey taking?otherwise, knock on door
>>3748648>Write inwatch your favorite ALLCO. approved streamer unbox products
>>3748648>Knock on DoorAsk whats up.Ask her if she wants to go see a movie.
>>3748648>Knock on Door>"Hey I left my spare leg in there. Lemme get it real quick"
>>3748648Knock. No fucking demonic summonings in our apartment without our permission
>>3748648>Chillax to some hentaiGotta relax
>>3748648Knock a little bit harder than normal on the door. That chanting doesn't sound great.
>>3748648Knock on door. "What's going on in there?"
Congratulations. You've made your most popular work yet, and it's from a incestuous drawfag cumgoblet.
>Knock on the doorYou hammer the door a few times with your fist, asking what the heck is going on in there."Oh, uh.. don't come in. I'm... naked?"Oh ho. What do?>Respect personal space>Hack the door>Write in
>>3748715open door immediately
>>3748715>>Hack the door
>>3748715>Hack the door
>>3748715>>Hack the door"you are bluffing"
>>3748715>Write inWant to go watch a movie?Also I need my bionic shorts before going out..
>>3748715>Hack the doorI don't believe you, and also I'd come in anyway. We need to set some damn ground rules!
>>3748715>Hack the door>Lying is not conducive to a good relationship
>>3748715>Hack the doorFurthermore, I consider that hentai must be purchased
>>3748736yes, this, the shorts are a good excuse
>>3748715hack the doorIt's still our fucking house
>>3748715>>Write in>Want to go watch a movie?>Also I need my bionic shorts before going out..
>>3748715>Hack the doorAs if we're supposed to believe that.
>Suggest you need your bionic shortsThat would be a good excuse, if she hadn't thrown all of your clothes out here in a garbage bag earlier. >Hack doorIt's your place and if somebody is gonna be naked in it, you're gonna SEE IT, man!You use your new hacking skill to pop the door open with no problem."H-hey! I said I was naked!"She is not naked and you feel severely betrayed. Also your room is ALL FUCKED UP. JEEEEEEZE. What do?>Bitch about room redesing>Ask about chanting>Chastise for lying about nudity>Write in
>>3748715Hack the fucking door.“You’re fucking lying, you demonic chanting thot.”
>>3748765>Chatise for lyingDis bich
>>3748765>"...Gonna be honest. I'm actually kinda okay with this."Do we like metal music? We look like we do, barring the anime thing.>Don't fuckin' lie to me, though.
>>3748765>Chastise for lying about nudity
>>3748765whos the figure on the dresser? also the black thing beneath it
Because no seriously, the room is actually not bad, IMO.
>>3748765>Chastise for lying about nudity"I thought we were going to see boobs dammit! baka"
>>3748765>Write inIf you summon demons into my house, I sure as hell hope u got a plan to remove it before it trashes the place.
>>3748765>ask about chanting>chastise, that was just cruel
>>3748765>>Chastise for lying about nuditycalled your bluff
>>3748765>Chastise for lying
>>3748765>Chastise for lying about nudityRoom's cool, tho.
>>3748765>>Chastise for lying about nudity>Honestly, if there was a second bed room I'd be fine with this.
>>3748765>Chastise for lying about nudityMore because it was a shit attempt at hiding her demon summoning ritual than the lack of nudity. She needs to at least talk to us about shit if she's living here. Like the new décor though.
>>3748821agreed, like what she did with the place
>>3748765>>3748781Also tell her the room is cool.
>>3748765Holy shit she has a figure on the shelf, that's something we have in common, dweeb about it with her after the laying thing
Oh, I just realized that apparently we're supposed to think the room is fucked up.(Even though it isn't.)But yeah shame we didn't have a second room. We need to agree on a compromise.>>3748837OH. We could introduce her to dark anime. She might get a kick out of Ninja Scroll or maybe even Madoka Magica.
>>3748846The room is cool, there's no denying that, that first impression can fuck itselfIntroducing to dark anime mission is a go
>>3748765NO LIES IN UNDER YOUR ROOF AND NO SUMMONING DEMONS
Almost forgot - this is playing in the background:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZQ6ggviO4----->Compliment room design"Oh, thanks. This is just my stuff, I guess.">Chastise for lying about nudity"I... you're sick. But that's OK. I was just trying to get some stuff done. I have a contact that can help me get into an ALLCO. facility where one of my sisters is being held. I only know him as [THE RUSSIAN], but he's got a solid lead. I'm going to meet with him first thing tomorrow."She takes a breath. She seems a little in over her head with this whole thing."I was also trying to summon up a familiar to defend myself. I was getting really close before you barged in."What do?>Apologise for barging in>Ask about [THE RUSSIAN]>Ask about Familiar>Write in------Last post for the evening!
>>3748870>fuck off, bitch, I mean lying in general
>>3748870>Ask about FamiliarI want to know if the familiar has big tiddies
>>3748870>Write inAsk about this whole business with her sistersMaybe we can help if its an adventure!
>>3748870>Apologize for barging in>Ask about Familiar
>>3748425>DDDWe dont need to be capable of hacking right now. She might use that against us.Just work odd low paying jobs.
>>3748875>>3748876Both of these, time to learn more
>>3748870>Ask about Familiar>Tell her no lies in this house.
>>3748882This. We must also follow this rule as well.
>>3748870>Write inNo need for familiars when she's got US, with our might robo leg and sweet nihong steel folded x1000 times. Offer to come along as security, ask about the chest, what else does she have in there?
>>3748870>"...okay, that's something we need to talk about. You gotta tell me about this magic stuff so we can put down some ground rules, alright?"These too>>3748875>>3748876
>>3748870>>Apologise for barging in>Ask about FamiliarDon't remember if our apartment supports pets.
>>3748878Why should we apologize? She was summoning a fukin familiar and other weird magical bs. Also she insulted us after we caught her doing it.
>>3748892This is also good.
>>3748870>Write inAsk about the dildo and the skull under the bed
>>3748870Fuck it, you need to get taught some magic n sheet.Ask her to help you out in exchange for privacy and her own superior hacking computer.Also, spanmer really ought to rethink his approach to life. Its never to late to improve yourself with HDD
>>3748870>Ask about Familiar"You're summoning a demon in my home, and LIED about it. Explain why I shouldn't be concerned. If I'm going to be complicit, or even help you, with any of this then I'm gonna need you to give it to me straight.">>3748915Maybe just ask to watch for now, she might not like us enough to actually teach us.
Is she summoning a succubus?
>>3748870>Lying is a sin and breaks trust, missy,
>>3748939supportingalso, showing some more support for finding her sisters might be a good idea, but not at the expense of the house... or our souls
>>3748939Honestly fuck her bullshit.We have been nothing but civil, it's only fair to have her teach us.Goth or not, I say appeal to her conscience.Besides, two magic users would be better than one, if she needs help busting her possibly hotter sisters out of manditory thot service.P.S highly suggest spanner start learning computer science/software engineering off of his HDD
>>3749015fuck that, we are not a nerd.
>>3749106I think our room says otherwise
Got work tomorrow, night all!
>>3748870What's that next to the Ouija board.
>>3749015Disagree. We gotta be our own dude and cultivate our own hobbies. We still have a [Tragic Back Story] we haven't used yet. Maybe we know how to fight.
>>3749179I think it's a bong
>>3749141were a geek, nerds are smart
>>3748870>>Ask about Familiar"yo hol up, you're saying you can summon magic creatures ' shite? c-could you summon me a big tiddy goth gf before you go fight the power or whatever?"
>>3747633Because I knew she'd probably screw us over. And I don't care.>>3748870>Ask about Familiar
>>3748911Take off our leg and see if we can attach the dildo into the leg slot like we never did with the cybernetic arm.
>>3749015Oh please, guilt tripping is a total bitch move, which is why only women and manchildren do it.You could ask her of course to teach you magic, but if she says no, a man doesn't beg. You can always google that shit and try and figure it out yourself, or alternatively start figuring out how to make money, which allows you in turn to start cybering up.
I wonder what our gf’s familiar, aka PET. ...are we even allowed to have pets here?
>>3748870>Offer to tag along.>Explain that, while you might not be Mister Strong, company reduces chance of kidnapping, and you could always call the CYBERPOLICE if shit happens, in which case you're more credible than a previously-captured goth or THE RUSSIAN
>>3749593You have a point. I’m sorta on the side of us developing our own character on our own. You know be our own man and all that.
No actual technical difficulties I'm just taking the night off, Suckers!
>>3750641Sounds like a cop out because you didn't plan this far ahead in the quest to me but sure
>>3750701I think QM thought the quest up in a bath salts induced high and needs to recharge his creative juices via copious amounts of high quality artwork (hentai)
Here's a suggestion.Why don't we apply for a job at ALLCO?We could do with the money, she wouldn't need to rely on shady sources and ALLCO gets to pat themselves on the back for a successful increase in productivity thanks to their big tiddy program.Furthermore, it's entirely natural to talk to your GF about your work, that is if you're inclined to do so, meaning she needs to show some basic degree of courtesy when talking with us if she wants our help.
>>3752086We already have a job at ALLCO. We were doing it. ALLCO owns everything in the city, so it stands to reason that they’re the only employer.
>>3752368I mean, filling out surveys is less of a real job than mining bitcoin.
>>3752624New plan: start bitcoin mine
>>3752690We would need like 70 S-class tabletsWe should learn a trade skill
>Offer HelpYou tell her that you'll help save her 4 sisters from ALLCO. She doesn't really say anything back, but you catch just a hint of a smile behind that grim, pale facade. +1 AFFECTION LEVEL>Ask to be taught magic"Yeah, about that... Magic at it's base isn't really something that can be taught. You've got to be born with an affinity and trust me: You don't have it. Not that you can't make use of it though! I've heard of some [TANDEM ATTACKS] that can be done if you have a strong enough relationship with a magic user. Maybe you can find one?" Ok, ouch. You can tell that you've still got a long way to go with this girl, but you're confident you'll be doing tandem all-sorts-of-things in no time.In the meanwhile you might want to consider training yourself up in some combat or utility disciplines. See your HDD for available courses!>Ask about Familiar"Oh yeah, I was just about finished..."She sticks out her hand, casting another spell. The stagnant air of your apartment stirs and you hear a squishy noise from beyond the veil of reality.The Familiar pops into existence.What do?>He's adorable, you love him. Give him a name. (Roll 1D100 to name this guy)>He's terrible, you hate him. Attack him with your bare hands.>Ask Tessa what he can do>Write in.
>>3753637>....ssssoooo, what's this do? I mean, I can think of two uses for tentacles, and only one of them is G rated.
>>3753637>Write in.Shes cute. Wait what do you mean its a boy?
>>3753637>He's adorable, you love him. Give him a name. (Roll 1D100 to name this guy)PT, short for Purple Tentacle.
>>3753637>Write in.Pit our leg against it, giant calamari isn't that scary, right?>>3753675lmao this too, it's a girl thing
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3753697
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3753637>>3753675+1>He's adorable, you love him. Give him a name. (Roll 1D100 to name this guy)Squishy.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3753637>He's adorable, you love him. Give him a name. (Roll 1D100 to name this guy)Wriggler>Ask Tessa what he can do
>WrigglerWriggler it is.>Wait, it's a boy?"Uh, it's not really anything. Also I don't think it's really wrapped up in gender politics, but it's really nice of you to be concerned."+1 AFFECTION LEVEL you progressive hound dog, you.>What can it do? Is it... dirty?"Nah, Wriggler here is a fighter, not a lover. That's a different spell. This is a CT or Combat Tentacle. Right now his Combat rating is a 2, so not very high. As my magic comes back through training they'll get stronger, and maybe even take on new forms! So if I were to describe an archtype for myself, I guess I'm a [SUMMONER]? Anyway, I've set up a meeting with The Russian tomorrow afternoon at his club. He should have some information on the location of one of my sisters."That reminds you of your current archtype as a [STREET SAMURAI]. Badass wielder of blades and wearer of jackets. Not that you've ever really done anything with it, your combat rating is still at a measly 1. The tentacle probably take you out! You've still got some time today, it might not be a bad idea to check your HDD for some relevant training programs to get yourself up to speed. You can also change your archtype if you really want.What do?>Look at training options>Do more work>Chillax to some hentai>Write in
>>3753820>Look at training optionsArm wrestle the tentacle, look up basic knife fighting techniques, SQUATS AND OATS...
>>3753820>Look at training optionsWhile you fapped to hentai, I learned the blade
>>3753820>+1 AFFECTION LEVEL you progressive hound dog, you.Our affection meter has increased by 100% since the start of this quest. This is a benchmark.>Look at training optionsWe have to be stronger than Wriggler if we wanna be useful in combat and save the damsel in distress, boosting our affection score immensely
>>3753820>Look at training options
>>3753820>Look at training options[Way of the tentacle]
>>3753820>Look at training optionsIf we learn from the CT I swear...
>Look at training optionsFortunately for you, training is easier than ever with ALLCO.'s Archtype Training store! It just gets really expensive.Remember that you currently have 1580 Credits to your name. Don't worry too much - [TRAINING TOKENS] and [CREDITS] can be earned through real life experiences, so you might as well spend what you've got.Your current options to train as a [STREET SAMURAI] are:COMBAT - A general improvement of your combat prowess.WAY OF SWORD - Makes you even deadlier with your NIHONG STEEL.WAY OF GUN - You don't own one yet, but you're bound to find one laying around somewhere.Tech Dex - Improves the evasiveness of those with cybernetic enhancements. That's you!Hacking - Sort of a dump stat for a combat class, but useful nonetheless.What buy?>Roll 1D100 and and write in your choices>or write in to do something else
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3753953>Way of Sword>CombatNot even a question. We should cut off our useless meat sword arm and attach that cyber arm for full future samurai.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>3753953COMBAT - A general improvement of your combat prowess.WAY OF SWORD - Makes you even deadlier with your NIHONG STEEL.Start bouncing around the room and hallway
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3753953>WAY OF SWORD - Makes you even deadlier with your NIHONG STEEL.>WAY OF GUN - You don't own one yet, but you're bound to find one laying around somewhere.>Tech Dex - Improves the evasiveness of those with cybernetic enhancements. That's you!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3753953>COMBAT - A general improvement of your combat prowess.Gotta start with the basics first.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3753953>Combat>Way of sword>Tech Dexheh... nothing personnel kid...
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3753953>COMBAT - A general improvement of your combat prowess.>WAY OF SWORD - Makes you even deadlier with your NIHONG STEEL.Time to cut somebody with our razer wit. That's what I vote our sword be called fyi.
>>3753972>Way of Sword 2>Way of Gun 2>Tech Dex 2Boom, big progress made. Your general combat skills could still use some work, but at least you can hold your NIHONG STEEL competently. You lay back and let the download do it's work for a bit. By the time you're done you're exhausted. How Sleep?>Rise Early to get more work done>Sleep in to be [WELL RESTED]>Hump Yoko for [STRESS RELIEF]>Write in
>>3754028>Hump Yoko for [STRESS RELIEF]
>>3754028>Embrace NUDISM as a way to get back at the corporate spies that are no doubt watching you through hidden cameras.Take that, desk-jockey watching us 24/7.
>>3754028>>3754044inb4 they like it
>>3754044Draw dicks on the cameras
>>3753820>Look at training optionsattach a knife to the tentacle and have it become an unstoppable killing machine
>>3754028>Write inSe eif you can sneak off with one of the btggf's bras>Hump Yoko for [STRESS RELIEF]when that inevitably fails
>Embrace NUDISM as a way to get back at the corporate spies that are no doubt watching you through hidden cameras.That happens. You spend almost the whole night shaking your shit for the poor schmucks no doubt watching you on hidden camera. You sneak in a hump or two on Yoko while you're at it, you deviant.You wake up in the morning not well rested, but with a significant [MORAL VICTORY] over the underpaid ALLCO grunts that had to watch you helicopter your dick in their faces for eight hours.Looks like you've still got some time to kill before meeting up with Tessa's contact. What do?>Work hard for the Credits>Order Breakfast (Write in food choice)>Write in
>>3754123Try to get a nap in, shaking your dick for 8 hours can get pretty tiring.
>>3754123>Work hard for the CreditsInto the wage cage NOW!
>>3754123>Order Breakfast (Write in food choice)ALLCO BRAND PROTEIN BAR (MEGA BUFF DELUXE EDITION) + ALLCO BRAND PROTEIN SHAKE (STRAWBERRY FLAVORED)WE NEED TO GET JACKED YESTERDAY
>>3754123>Order Breakfast (Write in food choice)Some cereal, promising you'll learn to make some yourself one day. Oh, and surprise Tessa with some, too. Maybe ask if Wriggler is hungry?
>>3754123Did any of our stats go up from all that helicoptering last night? That’s at least got to be worth a couple of xp points into stamina...
>>3754123>Work hard for the Credits
>>3754123>Order Breakfast (Write in food choice)Allco brand allc-o's the cereal that everyone eats
>>3754145You order ALLCO.'s MEGA PROTEIN PACK BREAKFAST FOR 2. It runs you 30 credits but it's sure as hell to you start getting [RIPPED] to shreds. Tessa joins you for the meal. What talk?>Ask about her contact>Flirt (Write in your cringe)>Ask her to get shredded (+GF Abdominal)>Write in
>>3754204>>Ask her to get shredded (+GF Abdominal)you got a shit ton of this stuff, might as well get a titties AND abs girl with it>Ask about her contact
>>3754204>Ask her to get shredded (+GF Abdominal)
>>3754204>Ask her to get shredded (+GF Abdominal)voting AGAINST this, if she gets shredded she loses her big titties! she's a big titty goth gf not a hard abs goth gf>Flirt (Write in your cringe)"Are your sisters as big tittied as you are?"Also ask what she thinks about our room, she hasn't said anything about it
>>3754204>Ask if she wants to get shredded (+GF Abdominal) >Also recommend benching and squats for maximum performance Big titty amazon goth GF
>>3754246why not do exercise along her?it gives the mc a chance to get closer to her while making her shreded
>>3754261Hell yea, training montage
>>3754223>>3754261This as well, in case it wasn't implied
>>3754269first titied gfthen the worldi love stories that beging little in scalefast,someone seek a good song for the training montage
>>3754299HIGH VELOCITY GAINS https://youtu.be/sk1Q-BFgnPM
There's only one song appropriate for your epic workout montage:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbwYou both spend the rest of your morning getting your heartrate up and pumping iron. It's just about time to go meet The Russian and you're both exhausted! Fuck!Oh well, your hard work will bear fruit in the future. Be sure to checkout [GF's ABs] at a later date.This bonding exercise earned you+1 AFFECTION LEVEL !Damn, you're almost out of the Dog house.You both pull yourselves together enough to get up and get ready. But you can't hit the club with no shoes and no SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET, can you?What do?>Head out like this>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET>Write in-------Last post for the evening. See ya tomorrow!
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET>Take off sweaty shirt and don jacket. rock the jacket ab combo
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKETHow else will we hide our super thousand times times folded steel.
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET>Write inDon't forget the Katana and Tablet, we might need to hack things too. Also get a shot of LIQUID COURAGE (TITO'S) in both of you to eliminate muscle fatigue and pain
>>3754374>grab the jacketand some of that steel too
>>3754374Feels like the last few posts have had pretty obvious bait choices. This one seems decent at least.>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKETOf course now we're both tired out from the training.
Also it looks like this is gonna be more like Homestuck than I thought, what with the emphasis on [Level Up] and [Fake Stats]. I was hoping it would be more about bonding.>>3753953Sustenance is spelled wrong. Some copywriting AI at ALLCO is gonna get executed.
We need to buy RUS and some roids
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET>>3754430>Also get a shot of LIQUID COURAGE (TITO'S) in both of you to eliminate muscle fatigue and painThis, A shot of vodka post-workout increases test. Gotta get them bigger gains
>>3754374>Grab SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET>Grab SWEET JAPANESE KATANANext thing we need to do is get pic related for our leg
>Equip SWEET CYBERPUNK JACKET(1/2)
>>3756546>(2/2) Damn you look sweet in this thing. You also throw on a shoe and grab your NIHONG STEEL. At least you kinda look the part of a STREET SAMURAI.Time to get a move on, you guess. Unless there was something else you wanted to do at home?What do?>Head to Russian Club Meetup>Chillax to some Hentai>Write in
>>3756551>>Head to Russian Club Meetup"lead the way"check her ass
>>3756551Wait, where’s your smartlinked mirrored sunglasses?! HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A STREET SAMURAI WITHOUT A PAIR OF SMARTLINKED MIRRORED SUNGLASSES?!?!After you dress appropriately, we’ll go see the Russian.
>>3756551>Head to Russian Club MeetupOur first night out with our girlfriend, things are looking up!
>Put on Smart-linked SunglassesYou uh, don't have a pair of those. You've been meaning to pick some up but to be honest they're really out of your price range. But hey, that's what adventures are for! Maybe you'll find a pair or earn enough credits to buy some.>Check her assYou do so, discreetly. It's nice and round, and presumably quite pale under those jeans.>Head to MeetupYou catch a hypertube down to the seedy side of town and find yourself outside of MATRYOSHKA. The building isn't too large, and you hear thumping euro-techno from inside. Tessa tells you that The Russian is expecting you, but you're not too sure about the whole situation. Maybe you should have just stayed home and chillaxed to some hentai. Oh well. What do?>Enter Normally>Sneak around back>Write in
>>3756683>>Write incan't you send me to the meeting and magicaly whisper whatever you want to ask in my ear?(totaly not doing this to have her whispering in our ear)
>>3756705Support. We're just regular dude so valueless to them. We make for a great envoy.
>>3756705Yeah if thet know she is a witch they may try to grab her and then everything is fucked.She can cover us if things go south.
>>3756546that is some truly impressive jacket
>>3756730in case they decide to do us dirty. Probably should case the joint first, even before going in. try and get an idea of how we're getting out
>>3756754spoken like a true street sammy
>>3756683Isn't the Russian actually expecting HER? We should check out the back while she goes in from the front
>Ask Tessa to do witch communication stuff"Hey that might not actually be a bad idea. You go in there with your Street Samurai action or whatever and I can hang here as backup. They know you're coming so it shouldn't be a problem..."She leans in close to your ear and whispers phrases in a language long forgotten.You form an [OCCULT LINK] with Tessa!This is actually extremely useful! It's basically a magic walkie talkie that can't be hacked or spied on (without magic.)If that's not worth +1 AFFECTION LEVEL, I don't know what is! (You gain +1 AFFECTION LEVEL).>Case the JointLooks like there's this main entrance and a back exit in the bar area. This front door is probably your best bet at a hasty exit, but you keep the back door in mind just in case.What do?>Bust in STREET SAMURAI STYLE>Enter politely>Enter insanely>Write in
>>3756844PS when she whispers in your ear her boobs press against your arm and you REALLY REALLY LIKE THAT.
>>3756844>Enter politelyno point in blowing it early
>>3756844>politelySmooth as a baby's ass....not that we know how smooth that is...no way...We Never got near a baby! I swear!
>>3756844>Enter politelyWe're here to help Tessa, can't fuck this one up now. Sounds like with the Occult Link on she can hear everything we hear, so that's good
>Enter Politelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGa2KKFQOoEYou enter the club. It's pretty small and cheesy, and loud music assaults your ears.You see a fully stocked bar, a handful of very similar looking women and a large shadowed figure sitting in front of the bar.One of the women approaches you. "Nyan. You are here for meeting? What is secret code phrase?"What is the secret Code Phrase?>Write in
>>3756978>Oh, that's easy. A secret code phrase is usually a word or sentence that subtly tells someone who's "in-the-know" something, while seeming relatively normal to other people.She asked 'what is secret code phrase'. Amateurish, but she's russian, I can't blame her for it.Autism mode engaged
>>3756994No, she definitely put "the" in there.
>>3756994this while we wait for Tessa to whisper the secret password in our ear
>>3756978>Write inIronic.It has to be if they have not only a poster against drinking, and two shelves of booze.
>>3757001Are you sure about that?
>Ask Tessa, obviously.>If she doesn't know, it's пapoль
>Ask TessaYou ask her for the password. "Uhhh what? They didn't say anything about a password. They must be messing with you..."Great, you come to a shady club trying to do some shady dealings and these guys are trying to play a practical joke. That just makes your STREET SAMURAI BLOOD boil.Looks like you're on your own for this one.What do?>Guess Password (Write in)>Fight this clownish cat eared eyepatch lady>Write in
>>3757068>Ask to write down the password and hand over a blank paper.
>>3757068>Guess Password (Write in)Ligma
>>3757068>Guess Password (Write in)Passoword is "stop wasting my time and let me talk with the dude"
>>3757068>Write in>You didn't say anything about a password, do you think I'm a cop or something?
>>3757068>>Guess Password (Write in)Ligma
>>3757068>Oh, that's easy. A secret code phrase is usually a word or sentence that subtly tells someone who's "in-the-know" something, while seeming relatively normal to other people.
>SnarkYou offer a series of sarcastic possibilities, and manage to miss the password each time. But it's ok, because you get gently railroaded into a TUTORIAL BATTLE.KATYA STROVENIA ATTACKS!Here's how battle is going to work - you'll have a few obvious options, but you're free to write in any suggestion you want. Everything is going require you to roll 1D20 - difficulty will be based on your skill level vs. the enemy's THREAT LEVEL. A quick scan of Miss Strovenia reveals that her combat stats are pretty much as crummy as possible! But so are yours, so don't take this lightly.What Attack?>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)>Write in (Roll 1D20)
>>3757081>>3757088+1>>3757096>>3757077unless you can substantiate this guess
>>3757135>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)Whats it like being a copy pasted henchmen instead of a unique sprite?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3757147
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3757135Way of Cyber Foot
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3757135>>3757153
>>3757154Uhh, roll under?..I guess we didn't attach it properly
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3757135Grab and rub her eard to make her lose focus
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3757135>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)I know women, and they hate nothing more than being compared with each other. >"You look as ridiculous as the other two bimbos over there"
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3757135>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)Sorry but I already have a girlfriend, I'm not interested in groping you>>3757170this too
Forgot Katya Strovenia's Battle Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pvR7hRhP_4>>3757154Whoops. Critical fails are critical fails, your leg pops off and you fall on your ass. You take a small amount of damage and a more significant blow to your DIGNITY.Care to try again?(For the record I will try to average rolls of the most popular options, but crits will get priority for FUN)What Attack?>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)>Write in (Roll 1D20)
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3757210>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)Cut up her hat
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3757210Repeat this>>3757191
Rolled 6 (1d20)>Bully Her Verbally (Write in and Roll 1D20)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3757210>>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)throw your leg at her
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3757210>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)Crawl towards her menacingly....and let her taste nihong steel
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3757210Attach leg againsGrab her EARS!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3757210>Way of Normal Foot
>>3757224>Attach leg agains>Grab her EARS!You snap your leg back into place, and use your TECH DEX to roll around behind her.You knock off her hat and grab those ears!Wow, they're super soft and feel really good. But uh.. not as good as she's feeling! Wow! Katya Strovenia takes a minor about of damage and a SEVERE blow to her DIGNITY.One more good attack should put her in the KILL ZONE.What do?>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)>Molest Ears (Roll 1D20)>Write in (Roll 1D20)
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3757255>Molest Ears (Roll 1D20)
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3757255>Molest Ears (Roll 1D20)Might as well! I hope Tessa doesn't think we're some kind of perverted molester for this...
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3757255>>3757263
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3757255>Molest Ears (Roll 1D20)Softly blow hot air
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3757255>>Molest Ears (Roll 1D20)
>>3757272Alright, my second nat 1 in this thread. I guess we are really that incompetent.
>>3757272Stop rolling. For the rest of the session.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3757274This
>>3757291>>3757274Double 17s to coubter that 1!
>>3757272Whoops, you roll bad.She kazachoks you over her shoulders, and you land on your ass again. Hey, it happens to the best of them.You're starting to get a grip on this combat system though, even tough it is silly. You've found her weak spot, so you may as well just go for it again.What do?>Molest those ears (Roll 1D20)>Write in (If an attack, Roll 1D20)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3757358>Molest those ears (Roll 1D20)For the coup de grac!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3757358lest sexually harass our oponent into submission
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3757358>Molest those ears (Roll 1D20)Ahegao her into submission
>>3757358>Molest those ears (Roll 1D20)Do that sick nasty kick up thing they do in movies then go for the ears >>3757367fuckyou
>>3757367>it's spreadingIn fucking done.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3757358Molest againThose 1s are killing us
This quest is turning more ridiculous with every round
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3757371
>>3757375it's great, isn't it?
>>3757367He who casts judgement shall have judgment befall him.
>>3757367Smooth moves, Samurai. Katya takes the opportunity to dance on your fucking nutsack, and not in a fun way. You take some serious damage! It's at this very moment that your girlfriend walks in."uhhh.. Spanner? Is that what you're into?" You try to say no, but with your balls being crushed under Russian boots you let out a cry that could be mistaken for a moan of Ecstasy. The fight AND your relationship are in grave peril! What do?>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)>Beg Tessa for help (Roll 1D20)>Write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3757410>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)
>>3757410>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)il lsave this thread
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3757410>Beg Tessa for help (Roll 1D20)We wouldn't ask for it if we were enjoying this, right? That's our excuse right there.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3757414
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3757410>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)
>>3757410>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)Ok, no more rolls people
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3757392>GRAB. THOSE. EARS. (Roll 1D20)Simply put, I win, bye bye.
>>3757413We can do it!
So essentially the more rolls performed the greater likelyhood for a crit to occur and nothing else mattering,
>>3757443Crits won't ALWAYS take priority, but if they're near the top they probably will
>Grab EarsYou manage to get a hold of those things. Katya Strovenia's eyes roll back in her head and her entire body convulses like crazy.Your girlfriend watches. She sighs. "Ok, nice job. Finish her off and let's get this meeting going."You have Katya Strovenia in the KILL ZONE. It's time to show off your STREET SAMURAI prowess.If you choose to strike a FATAL BLOW the rewards will be higher. SPARE her and you just get to feel like a nice guy.What do?>FATAL BLOW (Roll 1D100 to name your secret technique)>Spare her>Write in
>>3757460>Spare herLets not kill the employee of the guy we are meeting
>>3757460>>Write inPunch her in the ovaries, just so she knows how it feels.
>>3757460>Spare herBut take her eyepatch, it belongs to us now
>>3757474This spare and grab the eye thing
>>3757474Change to this
>>3757466>>3757474I like these both
>>3757460lets take her to home as our new servantancapistan,you take it it belongs to you
>>3757460>Write inPunch her in the ovaries, just so she knows how it feels.
>Punch her in the OvariesYou do that, opting to punish her physically instead of finish her off. You hit her HARD in the baby maker, and she goes down vomiting. While she's down you toss her [EYEPATCH] into your inventory.You won your first battle! You earn 50 Credits for doing the deed. There might have been more and potential upgrade tokens for finishing her, but this was about sending a message. To who you do not know. ANYWAY.The loud blaring music seems to have masked your fight entirely, as the large Russian man hasn't moved.How are you going to approach this potentially delicate situation?What do?>Polite Diplomacy>Sneak Attack>Toss his lacky on the floor in front of him>Write in
>>3757577>>Write inAsk BTGG if she knows who the contact is?
>>3757577>>Polite Diplomacythis is supposed to be a meeting is it not?
still sticking with diplo>>3757577
>>3757577>Toss his lacky on the floor in front of him
>Diplomacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rM1qLYUVEEYou politely introduce yourself to The Russian.He gets up from his couch and hoooly SHIT this is a big guy for you."This is Tessa, yes? Child of witchcraft. And who is this she brings with her, a shrimpy little Samurai? Hardly proper protection for a pale beauty such as yourself, no?" Yo this clown is flirting with your girl and trying to make you look bad. "Da, I have information on one of your sisters being held in ALLCO. facility. We can go over plan but first... "He turns to you."This guy. He is weak, will only endanger mission. Friend I apologize but you cannot possibly be of any use to this woman. Why not go home and crank tiny dick to hentai like always?" Wow, that cuts to the bone. ALSO FUCK THIS GUY."Perhaps pretty young Tessa becomes girlfriend of mine..."OOO THAT TEARS IT. You don't care how big this guy is and how obviously he could trounce you in a fight.WHAT. DO.>FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY>Bitch out>Write in
>>3757709>Write in"I knocked out one of your trophy wives, isn't that enough?"And I think Tessa can speak for herself here. Don't provoke, we're here to do business
>>3757709>>FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITYsurprise nut kick him'just give us the info you shit, we have saving to do so stop messing with my girlfriend"
>>3757709>FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITYUNLEASH FULL WEEB AUTISTIC RAGE
>>3757709>FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITYObvious bait is bait, but noone talks smack about our Government Issued Big Toddy Goth GF
>>3757714ThisDON'T BE STUPID
>>3757709>Slam him with a witty snap back>Are you seriously wearing a tracksuit to a nightclub? I mean, you're two girls over there dressed in elementary school red & blue aren't much better, but jeez, dude.
>>3757709>>3757714Not gonna be retarded today.
>>3757714This is goodIf he keeps going we kick his balls with our bionic leg
>>3757709challenge him to a drinking contest to gain his admiration
>>3757742AgreedI want to kick his balls at some point
>>3757745>challenging a slav to a drinking contestThat's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out.
>>3757714this is the optimal path I think, otherwise we should just do >>3757742
>"I knocked out one of your trophy wives, isn't that enough?""huh? one of the Katya Bots? Friend these bots are no better then training dummy. To have even struggled against them is... how to say... shameful. No man would brag about beating up woman, much less a doll."He flexes his muscles at you, natural and cybernetic."I give you great deal, friend. You face me in manly combat and succeed, you get to keep your girlfriend. You fail, and well... maybe you can watch." Tessa looks a bit disturbed at all of this. "Hey, living human being here trying to get her sisters back. Not into being reduced to a sex object by two macho douches." But still, the Russian winks at her and she blushes. FUCK.What do?>Attempt Diplomacy (roll 1D20 - HARD)>A FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY>Write in
>>3757826>>Write inTell him for all those guns the only women around him are bots. Lmao what a turbo virgin.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3757826>Attempt Diplomacy
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3757842Echoing this.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3757842We have a body pillow, anon.
>>3757858Shit, I didn't mean to roll that.
>>3757826>A FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITYThree times diplomacy has been attempted and three times rejected. Fucking fight already.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3757842I bet they aren't even natty.
>>3757826>A FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITYIt has come to this, we tried to negotiate but he wants a fight to test us, keep going for diplomacy just makes you look like a wimp
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3757842For all his strength, the one thing you can't strengthen are your fee fees
>>3757844>>3757850>>3757858You roll some dogshit diplomacy rolls.Talks break down and it looks like you're fighting no matter what.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqi4ELiX5UsThe Russian starts the fight off by switching to his power stance, the [SLAV SQUAT].Good luck getting any damage in, this guy is built like a tank!What Attack?>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)>Mock Tracksuit (Roll 1D20)>Write in (Roll 1D20)
>>3757826>Write inKick his balls
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3757912>Way of Foot (Roll 1D20)CYBERLEG VS CYBERARM
>>3757912Wait, is his right heel up?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3757912>Write inDick Kick'em, he's literally leaving it out in the open
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3757909>>3757910Diplofags btfo.>>3757912>Way of Sword (Roll 1D20)
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3757912Vicious mockery
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3757924Tjat sauat is asking for a kickAfter we kick it we say that there isn't much there to damage if he only has bots around
>>3757912Wait, is our sheath still fucking attached!?
>>3757928just poorly drawn. Imagine his feet as FLAT
Rolled 19 (1d20)lets do this
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3757912We must go for the source of his power.>Cut that mustache right off his face!
We should probably stop rolling.
>>3757961True. Rolling one at a time until the average is over ten is a legit strategy in this setup.
>>3757942>>3757944wtf are you two doing
>>3757940Yeah you never managed to get the sheath of your NIHONG STEEL off. To be fair you did buy this thing off of a rather disreputable seller and it was cheap as dirt....>WAY OF SWORDYou have some mixed results with your rolls, but you land a SOLID HIT on him with your NIHONG STEEL.It... barely does anything. Your combat level is simply too low to compete with this guy, you're going to have to do something completely outside of the box. He responds to your strike by dancing the kazachok in your face. His bionic arm placement doesn't really make sense in the animation but you decide it's probably best not to think about it too hard.Your DIGNITY takes a massive hit! "Come on, friend! Is that all you have? Show me your TRUE POWER!"And now he's taunting you. You think it's about time you unleashed your HIDDEN TECHNIQUE on him. It's your only chance!What Technique?>Roll 1D100 and writ ein the name of your HIDDEN TECHNIQUE.. and use it on him!
>>3758032Worth a shot. Allow me to ruin the game:>Ripoff of Snow Crash where you cut through a wall and slip in the seam before gravity forces it shut.>Snowcrash Dash.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3758032BENTON BENDOVER
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3758046I wrote Roll instead of Dice. Let's try again.>Snowcrash Dashalternatively:>Slip 'n Side Slice
>>3758032IN THE SACRED ART OF CHAN HIDDEN WITHIN THE MISTS >Take our arms and spin them slowly around as we prepare our hidden technique YOU HAD BUT ONE CHANCE TO KNOW HEAVEN!>Point behind his head as a distraction>COMMIT SECRET ART, HEAVEN BUSTER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTiX1Fler90
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3758048shit i rolled a 1d20!
Rolled 94 (1d100)oops, dice
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3758032using the death grip of your wanking hand, you grab for the Russian's neck to crush whatever's in your grip to a fine mist>Grip of God
>>3758063I hate you so much for tainting our character sheet.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3758032You: Heh, I guess you still haven't noticed it? Him: eh?You: yare yare daze, Look under your feet Borishe looks down to see that he is standing on the puke from his robot. You: I guess you still don't get it some im going to explain it to you. I always planned to lose to that robot in order to get your guard down, now you are standing on that slippery barf!!!Him: NANI?Kick him in the nuts and the barf on his shoes makes it impossible for him to keep balance. He falls head first just like you planned from the start!
>>3758032Can our hacking be used to hack bionic limbs in combat or would that take too much time?
>>3758073don't hate me cause you'll never be me!
>>3758080Maybe if your hacking skill was WAY higher
>oops, diceA strange name for your HIDDEN TECHNIQUE, but it proves most effective!You knock the big russian dude on his ass!What do?>Finish him off>Show Mercy>Write in
>>3758124>Write inSword to neck, step on his balls"Where is her sister?"
>>3758124>>Show MercyIt is not like men to beat over girl.
>>3758124>>Write inOffer to spare him in exchange for his bionic arm.And his pants.
>>3758131ThisWe need the info
>>3758124>Write inWell, since we take a trophy from our victories, I say we take his arm, Maybe we can take this and the one back home and arm Wriggler.
>>3758124>Show MercyYou idiots, he must have better vodka than Tito's, get some from of the good stuff from him!
>>3758131still need that info, so this is the way to go
>Show MercyYou decide to show clemency to the big brute. As you begin to make an offer for his surrender, he POPS UP and grabs you in an UNBREAKABLE HEADLOCK."HA HA HA! I Doubted you my friend but you have show some true mettle today!"He's entirely unphased by your attack. You never stood a chance against this guy..."I apologize for the aggression, but going up against ALLCO. is no easy feat. I had to make sure you at least had the drive to protect your girlfriend. I would say now... that you do!"Tessa watches on as the big man hugs you nearly to death. You gain +1 AFFECTION LEVELHere is what is going to happen - I will brief you on what I know, and will accompany you to this raid. You are a tough little man but you are going to need my help, that is for sure.YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND.The Cybernetic Slav with a heart of gold.What is this man's name?What name?>Write in to name The Russian-----Last post for the evening. Tomorrow we go to rescue the first sister, probably.
>>3758124>Show MercyWe don't really need to kick his ass just yet.
>>3758207As a friend of the Russian now, we should ask for one of those Katya Strovenia bots to reprogram. Or take the one we punched in the ovaries.
>>3758207>Ivan "Rasputin" Cyka-Blyat
>>3758207>Zheleznaya myshtsaRussian for Iron Muscle.
>>3758281I CAN DIG IT!!!
>>3758354>>3758291>>3758281Man, I was hoping for a quest with some integrity. I guess we'll see how our friend Myshta turns out. Probably more russian stereotypes.
>>3758226>>3758281Support.We need a cleaning bot maid.
The important info here isnthat throught all this Tessa has not protested even once on being called our girlfriendThat affection is building up boys
>>3758281Supporting. Dis gon b gud.