It was your first day on the job, and it was a routine summoning. Never did you expect it to turn out like it did. The neck beard virgin who summoned you got the spell off the internet, and he thought it would be a gag to try it on his 30th birthday. A common occurrence actually, most people think the 30 year old wizard is a meme and never even try casting a single spell! Boy oh boy was he excited, too excited fact. He keeled right over and had a heart attack while feeling you up! Been given the choice between letting this huge fat incel have his way with you, or let him die, you choose the latter. Thats the situation, now that your summoner is dead and your contract is unfulfilled: you have no way back to your home dimension! You are stuck in the human realm until you can find a way back!~~~ Having a look around the premises, you find that your would be master lived alone in a basement bachelor suite. His dirty clothing, half eaten pizzas, and fresh corpse meld quite easily with the sty in which he lived. The only thing of value in the entire house is his state of the art PC and gamer chair. >what do?
Do we know what a cam girl is? Because this is the best possible room to start our rise to stardom
>>3570096Craft a magic circle using pizza crusts and return home
>>3570130You are well versed in all things human world, its part of your training!>>3570149Impossible! You can only do basic magic.~~~Hmmmm, maybe being stuck in the human world is not so bad. So many fresh souls to harvest! You could rank up your succubus levels pretty quickly here. In hell, you need to stand in the blistering heat all day stabbing people with a pitchfork just to get the [ATTENTION] a succubus needs to maintain her existence. You jump into the gaming chair and turn your new PC on, with its SSD the computer boots immediately. From there, you turn on firefox and engage in attempting to whore yourself online. Unfortunately, it seems like he has no webcam. Understandable, who would want to see him anyway? You check Amazon, and a good cam is going to cost you some money, of which you have NONE. >what do?
>>3570173Search the apartment, he probably has cash squirreled away
>>3570096gay eunuch qm
You need some CASH MONEY for that webcam. So you decide to scrounge around for some money in the apartment. Unfortunately, you seem to be quite stuck! You of sugar have seeped out into the chair from the man and now you are stuck to the stick chair like a fly in a trap! tossing and turning you eventually are able to PEEL yourself out! "Disgusting..." you think to yourself...Searching the house you are unable to find any funds other then a note with about 27.34$ on top of it. Not much money at all, not enough for a webcam. You move back to the PC to check the date to find its the 11th of june! That means you have about 20 days before this gentlemans mom comes to find him! You wonder how this man was supposed to live off 30 bucks for half a month?>clean the house>get ride of the body>play some vidya on his PC >go outside and get something to eat. (You dont need to eat, but can do so for pleasure)>write in
>>3570221>play some vidya on his PC Searching was hard work.Does he at least have a mic? He must. How else could he scream at 12 year olds online.
>>3570221Go outside and get something to eat.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3570234>>3570236more players when?
>>3570234He has a mic, specify what game. He has every single PC game.
>>3570255I want lewds of this succubus gremlin.>play CKII
>play a generic fantasy game about monster girl hunting
>>3570281You open up MS paint and use the fill tool to colour in a map of Europe purple one segment at a time. You find this so engaging you spend all night doing it! you didn't even notice how much time passed from all the fun you were having! ~~~It is now June 12th, and you have finished your game of CKII. You are running low on [ATTENTION] energy. In order to keep yourself from disappearing entirely you need to make people pay attention to you.The corpse is starting to SMELL, it may draw attention soon.>what do today?
>>3570304Gremlin corpse smells disgusting, look for bleach to pour on it.
>>3570304>The corpse is starting to SMELL, it may draw attention soon.He's a neckbeard. Everyone expects him to smell.Anyway, carve up his body into chunks, feed the less obvious bits to local wildlife and pet dogs, and bury the rest in garbage bags filled with bleach.
>>3570359And don't forget to clean up that blood with chemicals to stop the smell from attracting unwanted visitors.
>>3570386Todays quest: dispose of the body. You know ALL about disposing bodies, undergraduates in Demon U all have to take basic corpse disposal class in their first year. All you need is some bleach, a saw, saran wrap, and hungry animals. Surely all these things are going to be within reach...As it turns out, the human living here has no use for bleach, or any other cleaning chemical for that matter. You are surprised to find some toothpaste! but not surprised to find it opened. Also, the saw, and saran wrap are a far flung dream. Even the animals are not readily available. Using google maps to check your location, you find yourself in the center of the metropolitan city VANCOUVER located in BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. The only animals here are crows and pigeons, and birds HATE demons.~~~So, donning an ironic Canadian hat to hide your horns, and a shirt that has not been worn by its predecessor is maybe 20 years. You step out into the Canadian summer with the intent to find the closest "London drugs" or "IGA" to procure some bleach. And maybe then to "Canadian Tire" to buy a saw. You follow the map you printed out to the best of your ability, but you are having a hard time understanding the retarded naming convention for streets and awful city layout.>roll 3 1d42s for random event!
Rolled 40, 39, 138 = 217 (3d142)>>3570414
Rolled 26, 16, 7 = 49 (3d42)>>3570414
Rolled 24 (1d42)>>3570414Make a note to get some gasoline in case you decide to burn the body, as well as the house, if his mom comes asking questions.
>>3570431you have to power to start fires with low level magic, you dont need gasoline.
so this succubus is 100% a girl righti’m a little wary
>>3570434She'd be an incubus if she was male, Anon.
>>3570432We can start fires, yes.Gas helps it get going a lot quicker, though.
>>3570434Yes, incubus = male>>3570433You are not wearing a BRA right now and you are weary to attract to much attention to yourself. If people found out demons are real you would get in trouble with your DAD>>3570444Ok, but GAS costs $1.60 a liter and you only have 27$, you left the change behind because you dont feel like hiding a quarter somewhere on your person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You take a short cut through the park and notice two point-dexters playing MAGIC THE GATHERING. If you really want to make it big online, the thirsty nerd market is an easy way in. So it may not be bad to learn a thing or too. >What do?>continue on with your quest, leave them be>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]>write in
>>3570432Gasoline can help start a big fire and burn down that house before the firefighters can save any of the body left inside. I also doubt the flammability of some of the objects in the room as they may be saturated with sweat from the previous resident.
>>3570452>>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]>Remove shirt
>>3570452>>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]Attempt to learn which cards are the most valuable to these nerds. It's for... plans...
You puu your sick nasty espionage skills to work and observe the nerds from a distance. You understand that these cards have monetary value but, of curse, have no idea which one is worth money and which are worthless. Eventually one of the nerds wins and the other nerd gets so livid and angry that he threatens his friend that on [SATURDAY] he will bring his MOST EXPENSIVE deck to the [EVENT: MTG TOURNAMENT] located at this very place at this same time. His friend calls his bluff and doesn't believe that his friend has ANY expensive cards at all. An odd game, yet you manage to pickup a bit about it by watching them. You shift +1 towards becoming a [NERD] yourself.
You eventually buy what you need to buy. You get your saw from the discount rack, CHEMICALS, and blue none cohesive special containers for $27 before heading home. You were worried about causing suspicion but the CANADIAN at the counter just stared lazily off into space. Unfortunately, you dont have money for gasoline, but you have time until the 1st to buy some if you get some moneys. When you get home you get right to work sawing the man into parts, then dunking his body into the containers full of CHEMICALS. Now all you have to do is wait.For a moment you consider taking off your shirt, but then choose not too on a whim. Its only 8 PM on a THURSDAY >what do?
>>3570492Look around for some stuff you could sell.
>>3570504Supporting this.Also:Take off shirt.
>>3570491Crack open a window to not breathe the chemicals and take off shirt.
>>3570492Reboot Icon Tag?DOUBLE CLICK IT!
>>3570492Clean up the room, look for stuff to sell.
>>3570676>>3570704+1And take off shirt
Yeah, sorry OP, but that shirts gotta go
>>3570492Reset the neckbeard's phone and become an instathot
>>3570492Utilize the computer mic to get online attention with your sexi succubi voice
You open a window and let the cool air in. As a succubus, you are immune to the damaging effects of the CHEMICALS thanks to your [DEMONIC CONSTITUTION]. But it still smells quit bad, so you open them more for your sanity then your health. You spend the next hour or two looking for things to sell. There isn't much here that you can sell on Craigslist. The neck beard's only possessions, that have SOME value, other then the PC, are: one cupboard, several manga and my little pony books, a bed frame with no mattress, a set of unopened plates and cutlery, and the sticky gaming chair. You think that maybe you can get yourself $60 or so for everything, if you can sell it. Yet a new problem arises, you have no camera to upload the images onto Craigslist. Your only hope is to spend a day having a garage sale at some point, or get yourself a camera somehow.
You decide to try and find your late master's phone, he must have a phone at least right? Checking the soiled pants that you had left in the bathroom, you manage to fish out some strange CANADIAN device. It looks more like a calculator then a phone? A quick google search confirms this is indeed a phone. The cyclopean lovecraftian construct frightens and intimidates you. Unfortunately, your sanity levels are way too high to be able to use this device.
With the little time left in the day, you decide to try and play some multiplayer game and seduce people with your sexi succubi voice. Randomly, you pick to play teamfortress. Things don't go as you expect, you "ok" at the game. After all, you are not much of a gamer but you have [DEMONIC REFLEXES]. Yet any attempt to seduce the people you are playing with is shut down, the boys playing this game dont belive you to be a girl at all!!! The chances of a female playing videogames is so infinitely small, everyone just assumes you are some tranny with a voice changer or a preteen boy. You get your fix of [ATTENTION] for the day but its not the kind of attention that is maintainable. You also cant help but notice that your innate succubus charisma doesn't work through the internet in the same way it does in person. You retire from the game and decide to REST. You dont need to sleep but every 48 hours a succubus must meditate for eight or so hours or she will have trouble maintaining her form. Picking a nice spot on the ground, you curl into a ball and slee... meditate.>its now JUNE 13TH on a FRIDAY>what do?
>>3571306>>3571308>>3571312Garage sale! Write a a couple ads to put all over the neighbourhood and sell everything this poor guy had except the PC.
>>3571312Think we could take out a bank loan?How is our credit?
>>3571312Browse the web, see if there are any public events happening in the next 3 days.
>>3571312>friday the 13thIs our demonic power boosted today?
>>3571312Take notes of the gamertags of who you were playing with so you can look up their identities and write their names down. They’ll make great training sinners for those gay hairy muscle incubuses back home!After that, yeah garage sale. The chair probably needs to be burned, though.
>>3571312Go clubbing to seduce some chads tonight. I assume, worst case scenario, getting date raped doesn't do anything to a succubus right?
>>3571367I assume we're roofie immune thanks to demon constitution
browse the webgo on 4channel/qst
>>3571337You have no credit, you have no Id, nor do you have even have a social security number. You are an "illegal alien" and it would be best if no one caught on to that. >>3571344No, only Jason Voorhees is more powerful on that date. >>3570505Sugoi senpai Omergec! I LOVE your quest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You start the morning with printing off some adds to post all over your neighborhood. You cant get the cunts who bad mouthed you yesterday out of your head, "foolish mortals!" you think "ill feed them to the incubus's back home! RRRRRRR". You dont like getting disrespected by mortals, so you think of all manner of plots and plans to destroy them. Yet ultimately, all it will ever be is plots and plans. You dont really have the resources to triangulate a random person on the internet so you can take your revenge. Still, it occupies the mind while you stick your posters everywhere and position all your furniture in the front yard. While you sit on the cupboard doing your best to entice potential suckers. You contemplate on what you will do later tonight. Maybe internet and chill or maybe some clubbing? One of these two things for sure, but for right now you need to focus on selling your trash.>3 people roll a 1d80 to see how you do out there.
Rolled 3 (1d80)>>3571512Ahhh yeaaaah
Rolled 44 (1d80)>>3571512
Rolled 21 (1d80)>>3571512
Rolled 70 (1d80)>>3571512
>>3571533>>3571545>>3571560We're so shit, it's almost impressive.
Things did not go well today at ALL. You are now DEPRESSED. Things have not worked out instantly, so you have started to moan, bitch, and cry. "its too hot", "why is no one showing up to give me money?", "why cant things be easy?"The only person to show up was an elderly woman driving by in a car, she bought the cupboard for 20$ and was impervious to your young suci charms. After moving all the things back into the house, you wonder how to spend the rest of the night>goof off on the internet>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!>write in
>>3571666satanic trips status: checked>goof off on the internet
>>3571666>goof off on the internetMaybe get into that ASMR or whatever
>>3571666Go dancingSeduce people for drugs and sell the drugs
>>3571666>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!
>>3571666>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!Go do succ things.
>>3571666Find a Chad or Tyrone to succ off and get some good fucc
3 people roll 1D25s!!!
Rolled 3 (1d25)>>3571741
Rolled 18 (1d25)>>3571741
Rolled 21 (1d25)>>3571741Our Succubus could use a good rooting let’s hope she meets Chad Thundercock in the club
Rolled 7 (1d25)>>3571741woot-woot!
You go down to the local night club "CELEBRITIES" where you unfortunately have to wait in line. Whats worse is that the bouncer charges you COVER. $10 whole Canadian dollars to get in! But youre a girl!?? Girls enver pay cover! Gross, he must have been GAY. Your charms only work on straight men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhmS1D2Ce4But once in the club, you have a great time! The music is great and the DJ plays summer time sadness while you dance dance dance the night away! You are a HIT with the boys and they give you LOADS of [ATTENTION]! You are in your element here and every time you go to the dance floor you feel someone trying to feel you up/dance with you. You get so much attention that you get to pick between  different suitors.
The first guys who come up to you: [the craigs]-package deal-self described "good eggs"-talk in pick up lines >skip (cant go backwards)>select this suitor for tonight
>>3571846Pass. We want Chad not The Craigs. Tyrone would work too.
>>3571846>self described "good eggs"What in the fresh hell is this supposed to mean though?
>>3571885It means that they probably tip fedoras on their free time.
>>3571846Skip. Don't wanna have to buy more chemicals and bins
Also, lovin' the art anon. It's made my day three times now
>>3571897> Don't wanna have to buy more chemicals and binsIf you bring one of these men to completion, they WILL die. But its the only way to get their soul energy. The only other way is for them to become infatuated with you then you can slowly siphon off their spirit energy forever. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>3571897>>3571871>>3571862>>3571861>>3571854>>3571851Absolutely savage, you laugh at the Craigs until they walk away with their heads bowed low. Yet 10 seconds later you see them on the rebound trying to pick up some other girls. The next guy:[Nice guy Bear]+Easy to control+Lots of energy from consuming his soul+pretty handsome under that beard+power top-good heart-shouldn't be in a club-has many friends that will know he is missing>skip (cant go backwards)>select this suitor for tonight
>>3571918I was just saying that I rather have succubus kill the Craigs than fuck em.Tough choice here. Gonna have to say skip on this guy. Demons can have morals right?
>>3571918>ask for his number, then skipSave him up for later, maybe mr good guy could help us out with other things
>>3571927Yes they can have standards too. >>3571929THATS NOT HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED
>>3571918>skipdon't want that heat>>3571934wow cheaterdisgraceful
Gonna head to bed now anons, but choose the third suitor. Gonna appear bad, but I have a hunch that the 4th is gonna be much worse. Let's get this [ATTENTION]
>>3571918Nah, too decent. Be nicer about letting him down, though. Maybe meet his friends, though, we're a young 200 something succubus, we need a social life outside of gaming.
>>3571918>>3571920Ehhh, nahhh this guy’s too good for us and the last thing we need is a demon-hunter on our tail.
>>3571944>>3571904Sleep tight anon, thank you for the kind words~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>3571927>>3571929>>3571939>>3571953>>3571965You let this guy down easy, you dont need the heat on you nor do you want to hurt this sweet guy! He doesnt take it hard at all "haha, thats ok. My friends just dragged me out here, would much rather be at a pub! Have a fun night!".NEXT BOY:[Chad]+Chad+works out plays soccer +HOT+ / - ? Asian-loves himself too much to ever truly like you-sees you as a conquest-hard to control>skip (cant go backwards)>select this suitor for tonight BUT CAN YOU RESIST THE ALLURE OF THE MYSTERY BOX?
>>3571986>this is the 21BOOM, SOLD best we’re gonna get.
>>3571986>select this suitor for to tonightI'm not sure what optimal stop theory is, but I'm going to stop here and say that it's safer to not take the last option in any case.
>>3571986>select this suitor for tonight
>>3571986>SelectHell yes we can resist the boxfuck the boxit's probably the twin brother of our summoner
>>3571986>>select this suitor for tonightYeah, he seems self absorbed enough to drain the life out of.
>>3572014>>3572013>>3572000>>3571997>>3571993But anons, the ~~~MYSTERY BOX~~~ I will give you a chance to reconsider.
>>3571986>select this suitor for tonightGo back to his place and see how much semen we can extract from him. Also money once he dies. He’s Chad but he can’t beat an immortal succubus.
>>3572023I've seen UHF before, pal. I'mma gonna keep my red sna-, er, Chad, thank you very much,
>>3572023NOWe know a trap when we see itOUR WILLS ARE AS IRON
>>3571986>>3572023Go back to Chads place and show him what a REAL semen demon can do
>>3572023NO NO NO, our cooch is for CHAD’s nads only
>>3572023>select this suitor for tonightThe numbers (almost) never lie!
3 people roll 1d666 for your seduction POWERS
Rolled 337 (1d666)>>3572084Lmao
Rolled 131 (1d666)>>3572084Yeet
Rolled 227 (1d666)>>3572084
>>3572089>>3572095>>3572098With rolls like this it looks like Chad is the one who did the seducing.
>>3572101It's what we deserve for punching above our weight class.Should have gone with the bear.Should have gone with the mystery box.Should have rolled 4.5682 seconds earlier to get that 666 crit.
Succubus date raped, but do we take off shirt?
>>3572114Nah, chad just pulls down our pants and takes us before we even get him back to our apartment. Although, considering we are a suckubussy, I don't think that turn of events would be all that bad.
>>3572089>>3572095>>3572098uh oh, ill cya guys tomorrow for the exciting conclusion to clubnight arc.
>>3572135She looksSO tired of this shit
>>3570598God man that was from that one green archer girl story. Whatever happened in the dungeon after they killed those skeletons and got trapped by spooky bois?
That's not yuri.
>>3572247It could be, dont expect PURE yuri though.
>>3572163Are you new to /qst/?
>>3572163Have a (You)If you're interested, read the archives mate, its good shit.Also friendly advice, lurk more
>>3572297To be fair, your quest does run unfrequently and isn't the most known; though I'm curious at how he missed the other threads.I like the style though, reminds me of the classic DQ mixed with a bit of NAP.
This looks very interesting. Nice artwork by the way LLH!
>>3573176Its being worked on! Don't close that TAB!!
>>3573183Lookin forward to what our low rollin' shenanigans got us into
You have SELECTED: [CHAD](minor Fail)While you are still talking down the [Nice Guy] into a gentle rejection. You suddenly feel a SLAP on your ASS! Who DARES strike your posterior!!?Your assailant comes around, and places himself BETWEEN you and the [NICE GUY], before leaning in to whisper in your ear: “hey, want to dance?”; [Chad] has entered the fray!The AUDACITY of this HUNK, thinking himself free to spank your bum. If he wasn't so STRONG, ATHLETIC, and HANDSOM, you would set him alight right here! But he is, so you don’t. Usually the difference between being hot and creepy is wither or not you are attractive or not. You cant help but enjoy the stinging sensation on your ass, you can feel a tingle in your cootch. You can see how awkward the [Nice guy] feels from having someone step in between him, and you feel a bit bad letting [Chad] pull you away to the dance floor. But this ALPHA human emasculating [Nice guy], turns you on. You shoot a final “sorry, im with a real man now” smile at [nice guy] before disappearing into the throng of dancers. You will hate yourself later, but now its time fore fun!
LEWD PDF, not necessary to read. music if you do:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
+2.3 [Soul Essence] (You can burn souls for momentary magical or physical power ups, the more you burn the greater the effect. Or you can trade them in for a level up, 1 Soul essence is worth 20 Spirit energy)Oh fuck, you over did it. [Chad] is DEAD, and you didn’t even GET OFF. You really fucked this up, you are now stuck in the club wash room with a corpse that has very clear soul sucked marks all over it. If the cops find him, then the hunters will soon get wind of it, and when the hunters get wind of it, they are going to be HERE looking for YOU. Whats worse is that this place has CAMARAS, they will IDENTIFY you. [Nice guy] even SAW you with [Chad]. This is a BIG PROBLEM., you got seduced BAD, as a succubus, you’re going to be the laughing stock of hell if word gets out!You are stuck in the bathroom stall of a night club with a soul sucked corpse.>what do?
>>3573868Can't we do anything with magic
>>3573868Look for needles or something to leave track marks. Make it look like an OD that you didn't have or was involved with.
>>3573868Only one thing to do.First make an out of order sign on the door.Then vore the body. Demons can do that I'm sure.We might gain a some suspicions amount of weight, but a little thiccness never hurt nobody.
>>3573868Reanimate his body with foul necromancy long enough for it to leave the club and collapse in a ditch somewhere.We can do that now that we have soul essence right?
I guess we should hold back on the magic since we just got it
>>3573885>>3573877You can do small time necromancy yes, you can reanimate the body with soul joice.>>3573879>>3573888>a corpse that has very clear soul sucked marks all over it. If the cops find him, then the hunters will soon get wind of it, and when the hunters get wind of it, they are going to be HERE looking for YOU.
>>3573890Yeah definitely give him enough juice to get out of the club and wander a few blocks until you find somewhere deserted to drop him and obscure the cause of death. I doubt random clubbers will recognize the signs.
>>3573868Go over to that nerd guy to apologize and get him to crack into the surveillance system with his skills.
ill close vote in 30 minutes
Deciding between, eating the body like some kind of snake demon, scrounging around for needles in some convoluted plan to fake an OD, finding the guy you REJECTED, so he can HACK the cameras with his NERD POWER, and reanimating the body so it can follow you out. You decide to go with the only thing that you actually know how to do. Sometimes the best plans are the simplest. After looking through his wallet for ID, and finding a cool $200, you use his real name to cast some EMPOWERED [-1 soul essence] Necromancy. Soon [Chad] starts to stir and stands upright before you. You give your new undead minion the command to follow you out and away from the club!The plan works, other then catching some concerned looks from a passerby or two, you soon exit the club and get off the main streets with your new zombie. After finding a quit place to abandon him, you tyell him to sit down in a bush and simply die. "Ok, you can die now" you say to the zombie. But the zombie persists, he just sort of sits there. Its at this point that you realize that you only know how to summon the undead, not banish them. You consider just smoothing the zombies head with your [DEMONIC STRENGTH]. But that will leave a headless body and QUESTIONS. You can't belives that an hour ago you wanted this zombie's dick more then anything, [Chad] looks so pathetic now. >what do?>keep the zombie as a servant>take the zombie home with you and kill it there>kill the zombie right here and now, leaving your troubles for another day.>write in
>>3573947Bring the zombie home and dispose of it with chemicals and saws like before. It worked once, it's gotta work again, right?
>>3573947>take the zombie home with you and kill it thereWhat's another body on the pile?
>>3573950This. I wonder if it's possible to have safe-sex.
I think we should instead bring the zombie back home and force him to make money online. He could also clean up the [Canadian's] house for once and be disposed of later.
>>3573947Tell the zombie to dig a grave with its hand's. And to dump himself in it.
>>3573947>>3573957This.>>3573955Girls. I'm telling you.
>>3573947Tie rocks around his feet and send him into the sewer or the largest local body of water.
>>3573955It seemed like losing far too much semen is what killed chad (which does make sense as in occultism semen was thought to represent a man's vitality). So I'm guessing the only way for a succubus to have safe sex would be some kind of barrier to prevent her from sucking a man's semen dry.
>>3573987But then wouldn't Otaku be like gods then? They can bust 7 nuts in under an hour on the daily, and would still have room for more.Chad lost because his balls weren't tortured by the Otaku's intense masturbation routine.
>>3573997>The neck beard virgin who summoned you got the spell off the internet, and he thought it would be a gag to try it on his 30th birthday. A common occurrence actually, most people think the 30 year old wizard is a meme and never even try casting a single spell! D E E P L O R E
>>3573987I guess the jackpot for a succsucc would be a guy that was just immune to getting his soul drained, but could still put out vitality.A nice well instead of an occasional cup of water to quench the endless thirst.
You decide its best to take your new minion home with you for now. Whats another body on the heap after all? Although you have used all you CHEMICALS on the first body, and the buckets are STILL dissolving the aforementioned body. You could always just have him bury himself in the backyard and have [Chad] just sit there until he is someone else's problem. Or until he turns into a cool Skeleton minion instead of a gross zombie! Walking home you cant help put wonder if safe sex is possible with a mortal. You are going to be a virgin forever if this continues. Throwing a backwards glance over at [CHAD] you are saddened at what could have been. He would have mad a HOT boy friend, but now he is just a corpse. Its not a topic that has ever been explored back in Succubus-U...When you get back to "your" house, you order Chad into the washroom and sit him in the bathtub next to the decomposing remains of the neckbeard warlock. You command him to wait until the body has decomposed fully, then to slowly dumb the remains down the bathtub drain. He, just sits in the tub and stares into the tubs patently waiting. heh, maybe [Chad] could be repurposed tomorrow into cleaning up the house or even making money for you online. He could only do pointless mindless busywork though... I guess he would be great as a sales representative! You smile to yourself at your small joke. Then immediately get sad because no one is around to hear your wit. You close the bathroom door and consider the problem "fixed" for now.NIGHT CLUB ARC COMPLETEyou are up a net 1.3 Soul Essence and you [ATTENTION Lust] meter is at %100.>what do for the rest of the night? you dont need to meditate for another 32 hours>game>clean>sleep/meditate>write in
also you have 210$
>>3574053Do we need to eat or drink?
>>3574051>cleanVague, but something we should totally do with our free time. Also a reminder we need to buy that webcam so we can start our cam whore operation.
>>3574062Only if you feel like it, you are sustained by people giving you attention. >>3574063its like 2AM now. Thats MORNING stuff.
>>3574083I say we make a 4chan post about this on /qst/. More likely we should just research nerd hobbies though so we can get that [[[ATTENTION]]]
>>3572582This isy 1st quest, I run every day. You may have me confused with someone else.
>>3574083>2AM>Not morning.Besides, It's never too early to engage with the economy.It's also just a reminder, not an addition.
>>3574051Make Chad a gold farmer for a Korean or Chinese MMO grindfest or something, idk. Or maybe use him as an undead prostidude for weird goth chicks with more money than sense.
>>3574090Uh, okay.I'll admit your art reminded me a lotof Dark Fantasy Quest in the design of your characters and the way you draw them.Also side question: are we able to learn polymorphism? It might be great to avoid attention if we're able to change shape at will...
read my quest
>>3574051Oh god oh fuck.Few big red flags rn,1. We have until Monday/Tuesday before people notice Chad is missing2. We didn't break Chad's SIM card and chuck his phone as far away as he could. Police are probably gonna check for his phone first thing once they get that missing persons report.3. Chad's gonna smell, possibly alerting the neighborsI think we need to move guys. I don't know if Chad had the location setting on his phone on, but it's pretty likely. Our apartment is probably on that history and compromised giving us about 48-72 to gtfo before shit hits the fan. We didn't have to worry about people noticing neckbeard was gone because nobody gave a fuck, so we need to find a new hiding spot with internet. Probably(?) the best way to do that would be to seduce another neckbeard/nerd who nobody's gonna go looking for, then just move into their living space, transferring all stuff from neckbeard's place as needed.Goal #1 right now though is to get rid of that phone. My vote is to ziptie it to a car or something that moves around to confuse the cops when they do look through the location stuff. Pretty sure we have to get rid of the phone and SIM with how the tracking works, but more knowledgeable anons please correct me. Goal#2 is to get a new hidey hole. Seduce one of the nerds at the park after stalking him? Then succ and gain access to his apartment. Goal#3 make Chad's death look not supernatural. Burn the body? Acid? Point is we should make it look like something "natural" did it and let it get discovered once the police start looking so the search stops and we don't get some Van Hellsing on our succubus ass. I propose making Chad follow us to some remote location and either fireballing him or gas+matchstickWE CAN DO THIS /QST/. FUCK DA POLICE
>>3574051Definitely furious masturbation. Chad dying left you with blue ovaries.
>>3574354We should do this first. Priority level alpha
>>3574341we shoud wheel his gaming pc on the gaming char to a pawn shop before we get out
>>3574220then link it faggot
>>3574374We might need to to become a titty streamer. Good idea if the second victim also has a decent PC though
>>3574379hmm, get a rental, wheel the setup to the renal, set the house with the bodies on fire, become the tiddy streamer of our dreams
Flee to America. The borders between the US and Canada are barely guarded.
>>3574449why woud we do that? america is way worse than canada
>>3574456Last resort, could always head to NYC, plenty of easy victims and places for a succubus to hide.
>>3574456We will soon be wanted in Canada. Unless we attack the Club to get the DVR and cut down Nice Guy we are fucked.
>>3574467At the very least we should change Provinces so the Police have a harder time.
>>3573867Yo that lewd af>>3574051>gameRelax with the new hit game Re:Lax while listening to Relax (since it's very topical)
>>3574185No, that would be TOO EASY and not DEMONIC enough. >>3574354You cant turn yourself on or masterbait yourself to any sort of satisfaction. Your internal succubus mechanisms prevent you from scratching that growing itch to fuck in anyway other then actually fucking. >>3574341[CHAD] had no phone on him, just his wallet as mentioned. He may have left it in a vest at the coat check or something. You have no way or knowing for sure. CONVENIENT. >>3574160zombie Chad cant do anything but the SIMPLEST of tasks. If you want a useful minion, you can use soul essence to summon your own demon servant. Low level imps cost 20 Soul essence, half that if you bind the into an item like a broom or computer. >>3574795Thank you for saying so, I hope that you were successfully aroused. I kind of rushed that last pic. I hope I didn't miss anything~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Going back into the bathroom, you get your undead slave and order him to pick up all the garbage he finds on the ground. You order him to place it in a big pile in the kitchen. You dont have any cleaning supplies at the moment, but at least you can get ride off all the week old pizzas and piss juggs that lay randomly about the apartment. You decide to squander a large part of the time that has been given to you, by goofing off on the internet. Opening up firefox, you check the bookmarks and find an overwhelming amount of bookmarked porn. Yet among the bookmarks you find a gem: "4chan". At first you dont really get what the fuck this site is about, but after some lurking you quickly manage to burn hour after hour doing basically nothing. You're favorite board is /v/, there you can really get [ATTENTION] from the boys by arguing about video games that you have never played. You open up tab after tab, randomly select a user, and reply "have sex" at them. None take you up on your offer, instead they get MAD. Which is funny in its own way. You also find the /qst/ board, but quickly find that there is nothing here of value and leave.
Soon you start to worry about your future and getting caught by the cops. You also wonder if you will ever get to go home again, and what you are going to do about a place to live? How are you going to get ride of Zombie Chad before he starts to stink?You then push all that to the back of your mind and play some single player vidya. You pick up Sekiro at first, but it ends up being a bit frustrating so you switch to Anno 1602. The system the nerd had set up for himself is quite nice. You play some relaxing music off youtube and just chill. It helps put the fact that you really want to fuck out of your mind. You even start to relax in the sticky gamer chair......Its now only 8 AM on a SATURDAY; 14th of JUNE 2019.>what do today? ([CHAD] can only safely leave the house at NIGHT or he will get NOTICED)-go get more chemicals and cleaning supplies-go to that MTG tournament at the park and wait for it to start (starts at ??:??) -WRITE IN <-----------
>>3575009>-go to that MTG tournament at the park and wait for it to start (starts at ??:??)
>>3575009>-go to yoga class
The succ is lonely. Summon an Imp slave
>>3575009>Go to MTG tournamentPick up a cheap ten dollar starter deck at Wal-Mart first
>>3575062I think we don't have enough for that
>>3575083its a 40 min commute by bus and train to the nearest wall mart? Are you OK WITH THAT?
>>3575130The succubus can definitely handle that. The question is, what color should we go with? I'm thinking Bl**e for maximum evil potential.
>>3575009-go get more chemicals and cleaning suppliesPlenty of time to do this early and catch something else later!
>>3573867Based. Loved it.
>>3575130Um, not if it makes us late for the tournament. But Wal-Mart has other important stuff like webcam. 40 min is rough but worth.
>>3575177I have already draw the picture its HAPPENING
>>3575009-go get more chemicals and cleaning suppliesNerds don't get out of their caves this early, we have plenty of time
>>3575181Lets win this boysOr girls I guess we're a succubus
You decide to go to Walmart for a few reasons, its cheap and you dont got much monies, the instructions on google maps are pretty easy to follow, and the denizens of hell know all about Walmart. You put on your poutine cap and shirt, hide your money "somewhere" on your person, and head out. As a demon, you are pretty resistant to the weather, so the chilly breeze doesn't bother you at all.You cant help but notice all the attention you are getting, of course you are going to get attention as a succubus, but today it seems like everyone is looking. It takes you about halfway to your destination for you to realize that your "swimsuit" bottoms may have "passed" when it was HOT, but on a chilly day liek today people are looking. You like when they look, but TOO much attention may not be so good. Especially when they come from the scowls of upset old ladies who have nothing better to do then cause you trouble.Eventually you make it to the promise land of walmart.>what buy? (transit was $5, you have $205 Canadian loonies in bill form)-MTG starter deck $20-cleaning supplies $12-more CHEMICALS $15-pants? ($??)-OTHER??????
>>3575249>-MTG starter deck $20-pants? ($??)-OTHER?????? (webcam 32$)
>>3575266and yes I looked up the price of the webcam
>>3575266if the equipment is shitty the work will suffer anon
>>3575249>-MTG starter deck $20>-cleaning supplies $12>-OTHER?????? (webcam $80)I can support a webcam, but I cannot support pants.
>>3575283you can always buy TIGHT SHORTS
>>3575283This>>3575296NO, we are going to buy LONG PANTS, and then we are going to CUT them until they more or less are SHORTS. Few things are as unholy as wasting perfectly good clothes!
>>3575249>MTG starter deck $20>Skirt ($?)But more importantly>webcam ($?)
>>3575249Pants, a pair of tight jeans and a pair of short shorts.Crop tops.Starter deck.Sexy underwear.
>>3575299why stop at long pant, why not a long sleeved turtle neck and a gigantic beanie. the biggest beanie their ever was
>>3575249-pants? ($??)-cleaning supplies $12-webcam
>>3575315>long pants>long-sleeved turtleneckOur mother would be ashamed if she knew we went around like that, anon! Especially in public!
>>3575249-MTG starter deck, take the more later from nerds-Tights. Sexy, but also not too out of place-Webcam-Matchbox
>>3575249>mtg starter and best webcam we can afford
>>3575329Jeez I cannot type today
>>3575273really when I looked webcams up there were all around that
>>3575315sounds really hipster now that I think about it that sounds really hot
he first thing you do is go and try on some pants. Most of the stuff they have available is CHEAP and UNAPPEALING. They have some basic sizes to pick from and its all knock off brads basically. You find a pair of pants here that fit snug, but its a lucky find and its $30. You try it on in the changing room, and lament that you dont have a phone to take pics with. This would be the perfect time for one.After, you pick up some basic cleaning supplies. Then you go right to the webcam section. Its not looking too good, the stuff they have on the website and the stuff actually available in store are two different things. You get to pick between the cheap brand for $30 and the """"expensive"""" brand for $80. Being the posh girl that you are, you pick the expensive one. The cheap pixel brand one will probably look like shit, and you got to spend money to make money!You have $83 left, you want t buy some MORE CLOTHES and be SEXY??? Or be a nerd and actually spend $20 on a deck of cards for a children's game that you dont actually know how to play. You don't need to have a deck to go to the tournament and "watch".>what do?>more clothing>buy the MTG cards>dont actually buy anything else, save your monies. >write in
>>3575743>>more clothingGet some tank tops and underwear, it's for our tiddy streaming job.
>>3575749>more clothingthe succs right, nerds are for harvesting
>>3575749>dont actually buy anything else, save your moniesYea, might get more difficult later if we don't have a cushion.Also>Let's go to nerdcon and succ some souls
>>3575749>buy the MTG cardsThe MTG tournament is a perfect place for us to find plenty of beta bux orbiters to spend money on us or outright donate it to us. Money which we can spend looking for a hot mega cock Chad to make us a single mother.
>>3575749>buy the MTG cards
>>3575766The idea of a big dick Chad making a literal demon girl into a single mother is hilarious as fuck.
>>3575749>buy the MTG cardsEveryone needs a hobby.
>>3575749Ah yes the knock off brads truly the most basic people alive
buy the MTG cards and dick covers for non-soulsucking sex
>>3575749Clearly Succugirl needs to find a hot older married Chad, like a surgeon or business exec or professional athlete, and become his sugar baby. Good sex, good money, fancy jewelry and clothes? Sounds like her wet dream right there.
>>3575791But when she does have sex with someone she basically eats their soul
>>3575797As long as she drains their bank account along with their souls it’s all good.
>>3575797That’s what condoms are for.
>>3575786Dont make fun of my inability to spell cheeeeeeckkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
>>3575831Succ buys a dicctionary
>>3575006 You are a fucking legend of a QM. If this is Canada then Thrift stores and Salvation Army are always worth a look. For CANons here, take my /fa/ g advice. Thrift stores can have shirts, sweatpants, shorts or hoodies for 2-5 CAD. I think that we should snag the MtG starter deck for 20$ and ask the nerds to help fill us in with better shit later. A twitch account could also help us later on to help stream the tourney.
>>3575749Take off shirt and sell it so we can afford more things.
>>3575813>>3575789>condomsLiterally, the worst sin a succubus could commit. Wouldn't even stop the soul sucking, if they climax they die, Boy or girl. >>3576058DO HO HO. I drew several shirtless succubi tonight but then I decided not to post them because of this poster. This is the guy that made me not do it, I deleted them now so dont even ask. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You decide that the shity walmart brands, and box of underwear are not worth the money. But, you still want to buy some nice clothing, so you make a mental note to shop at some thrift stores sometime in the future. You dont really know the area around where you live, and a thrift store may not show up on google maps. The best bet is just to do some exploring at some point in the future. Vancouver may become your home for a long time after all.But you DO pick up the MTG cards. You are a COOL SICK NASTY demon chick, playing card games wont effect the COOL and ALOOF look you are rocking. They seem to have 5 starter sets. One for Each colour, but you're not sure which to pick... You dont really know anything about the game and none of the elderly employees would know anything about the products they are selling.......You walk out of Walmart wearing your new jeans and carrying your new stuff in a plastic bag. You currently plan to head home and drop your stuff off, maybe even actually open your deck before you show up at the tournament. The whole trip from and too your house takes three hours when you factor in the time you spend looking at your own butt. >what colour did you pick?>blue /black / white / red/ greenalso feel free to write in stuff to do before you head to the park, it will only be 11 AM when you get home.
Ill catch yall tomorrow for that MTG TOURNAMENT ARC Make sure to pick a colour it will have a huge impact on the story 69 different ending paths, Everything from this point on will be based on this choice you make now, this decision CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>3576102>>what colour did you pick?who cares about that nerd shit. Just pick randomly
>>35761141 vote for WHITE T H E ~ S U S P E N S E
>>3576102White deck I guess. Also get zombie Chad to clean up the apartment. Then look around for “nerdy gamer girl” accessories to maximize our beta bux gains from the magic tournament and look up how to play magic on 4chin
>>357612069 different ending paths? Fuck it, I'll let the dice fly and have Dad pick my color.
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>3576102
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3576137Fuck dice didn't roll properly.
>>3576102>white>learn MTG rules
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>3576102
>>3576102>WhiteI've never played MTG, but assuming white is holy then let's go for the ironic choice!
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>3576102Red goblin deck baby.
>>3576102>White because irony
>>3576102Red like hell
>>3576102a ravnos deck
>>3576102This >>3576790Red-Black deck.
>>3576870On the way home, some rocks fall and you die. JK, see you tomorrow
>>3576111>RedCuz its the colour of LOVE and BLOOD nice trips
>>3577473Our ass is quite protrusive
>>3576102>DO HO HO. I drew several shirtless succubi tonight but then I decided not to post them because of this poster. This is the guy that made me not do it, I deleted them now so dont even ask. This is why we can’t have nice things
>>3577562Clearly it's our most seductive feature
>>3577473Just so you know, The suptg archive doesn't support PDF files, when you get around to archiving this.Good luck
Get a window seat and stare out the bus windows on the way home scanning for stores of interest, namely thrift and nerdy game stores. Use your [DEMONIC EIDETIC MEMORY] (we have that right?) To review everything you saw to make sure you didn't miss anything.Meanwhile, drink from a water bottle seductively to top off on [ATTENTION]
>>3579189Thats ok, I dont plan to archive anything. >>3579239You dont have that power, ONLY I GET TO CHOOSE OUR POWERS. Maybe when you level up. Also, save water drinking for a HOT day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You get home and find it much cleaner of refuse, and the garbage pile is zombie Chad has been working on has gotten BIG. Happy with his progress, you try and get him to start cleaning the walls and floor with the CLEANING SUPPLIES. Yet he just stiffens and doesn't do much, it seems like when you used more then two verb in a command he just has no idea what to do. Not wanting him to misinterpret the instructions and do something retard, you just have him go back to the wash room and sit there. With that out of the way, you hop onto your computer and try to LEARN the rules of the game and open up your new DECK. You had chosen WHITE, the colour of BLEACHED BONE. Yet when you open the deck and take a look at your cards you are shocked to find how LAME they are. Knights, angels, and griffons? What is this GARBAGE? You threw away 20 loonies on THIS? Well that kind of sucks, but you have what you have and maybe its cool in an ironic way? After about an hour of youtube videos trying to learn the rules, you decide its time to head to the park....You arrive too early! It seems like they are still setting up, you wonder if you should sit and wait or if the right move is to try and meet some people before it starts. >what do?>sit and wait>talk to people>write in
icolash are you herejust checking
>>3579450>Check if there are other cute girls.
>>3579450>talk to people
>>3579450>talk to peopleWho?I don't know better than just sitting here i guess
>>3579189What about 4plebs?>>3579450>sit and waitMake sure our legs are spread to SEDUCE desperate NERDS
>>3579469Seconded.scout the place. look out for competition and mark particularly vulnerable beta orbiters.
>>3579469ThisAsk if they could teach us how to play make them jealous
>>3579477Satan help us if our succubus here is actually socially awkward.
Not having the patience to just sit around, you decide to dig in early. There are lots of other people around to interact with. Heading over to the people actually setting up the tournament, you learn that it starts in TWO hours time and that there IS an entrance fee. $20 bucks for the main double elimination tournament and a $20 fee for the DRAFT tournament but you get to keep all the cards you Draft. As a reminder, you got $83 left.Having nothing more to say to these people, you check around for someone to chit chat with. You quickly find a mark, some nerd looking over his deck. Takign a seat right next to him on the bench you introduce yourself. Its at this very moment you realize that you dont actually have a human name ready, and giving this mortal you [TRUE NAME] is NOT an option. So you skirt around it. You find out that his name is [MTG Nerd #1] and he is very surprised that you plan to play in the tournament too. You have engaged this man for maybe one whole minute and own about 15% of his soul already. You dont yet notice any other girls here. Which is not a surprise, but it is still quite EARLY. >what do?>"I just wanted to introduce my self bye!" - go around to all the nerds here and "introduce" yourself in the same way.>Dig into this nerd hard. >write inss <---- help me make this INTERESTING
>>3579618>Dig into this nerd hard>”I’m honesty a bit new to Magic, you think you could show me the ropes?”
>>3579618>Dig into this nerd hard>”I’m honesty a bit new to Magic, you think you could show me the ropes?”Lets also try not not suck him dry like how we did with chad because if he plays magic it means that he has a lot of disposable income.
>>3579618>"I just wanted to introduce my self bye!" - go around to all the nerds here and "introduce" yourself in the same way.15% of a dozen nerds is more than 100% of one nerd
>>3579618>Dig into this nerd hard.See if you can get him to be willing to pay your entrance fee. 1/4 of your total liquid assets is rough. Have him teach you magic and then have him introduce you to his friends. It'd be funny to watch him cuck himself out to his friends just cuz he's so overwhelmed. Plus extra 15%'s are nice.
>>3579637Very true, but does our grill know they have that much disposable income?I guess we will find out>>3579618>Dig into this nerd hard>”I’m honesty a bit new to Magic, you think you could show me the ropes?”
You dig your fangs into this nerd HARD, chit chatting away with him you see that he has a very hard time talking with you and perspirates profusely. You feel that maybe you are dropping the ball here, this [MTG nerd #1] is a completely different animal then the boys at the club. Your innate succubus urges activate with the same intensity, as if you were in proximity to a smol sheep. So accidentally soul sucking him isn't something you have to worry about. Changing your tactics up, you try and actually engage him about MTG. OH BOY, does that open him up. He starts gushing at you, if you want to talk with this guy, its going to have to about vidya and tabletop games. Because he knows of nothing else. Still though, you learn quite a bit about him. He is a collage student learning computer science, and he lives on the SFU campus. He is waiting for some of his friends to show up. [MTG nerd #1] seems very VERY interested in the fact that you are here to play magic in the tourney. When you show him your cards, you can see him cringe. The only thing stronger then this guys thirst, is his disdain for plebs in the only thing he is good at. The fact that you are a girl amplifies his need to gatekeep. He tries to cover this up, and you act like you didn't notice. The two of you even have a mock game, and he competently obliterates you. He is indeed better at the game then you, BUT his cards are also much much better then yours and his deck just seems better build then yours. It becomes very apparent to you that you're going to get blown the fuck out in the main tournament with the deck you have. You are going to have to upgrade decks FAST, or play in the draft tournament instead. ...When his friends start to arrive, [MTG nerd #1] is very quick to show you off. His friends seem very surprised to see their friend with a girl, and even more surprised to hear you're here for the tourney. [MTG nerd #1] loses his smug attitude very quickly as his friends start to steal away your attention. As a demon you can pick up the malice in the air as the friends start to passive aggressively fight among themselves over you. The breakneck speed at which your pussy gets put on a pedestal makes you dizzy. When you tell them that you didn't realize you had to pay an entrance fee to play, and you would have to go home: they basically fight for who will get to pay your way in.
<------------ group dynamics Soon two more friends, a [hoodie Nerd] and a manlet, who is clearly the [Alpha nerd], show up and the whole gang is assembled. The [alpha nerd], is much harder to sway to your power. This dude is all MTG all the TIME and commands respect from his peers. The [hoodie nerd] is pretty stand offish with you, but you can see him sneaking glances at your thighs, breasts, and ass like the others; [Alpha nerd] excluded. You find it kindy funny that 4 of them have basically the exact same deck. Except the [fat nerd] who is here to play in the draft tourney. They are all computer science students who live on campus or with their parents. Except [hoodie nerd] who lives with a room mate and works as a server at a restaurant. As they continue showing you the ropes, some of the nerds at the bottom of the hierarchy become more brazen with their attempts to touch you, sit close to you, and gain your favor. Over an hour has past and lots of people have started to show up>what do?>play it cool for now and dont upset the balance>ditch for now and look for some other girls>fuck with the group dynamic (how so?)>write in
>>3579772>fuck with the group dynamic (how so?)Turn the alpha nerd into a dictator or at least all below him to think so
>>3579772Succubi live for the thirst, so maybe it's time to upset the balance by giving one of the nerds more of your attention than the others. Since your deck is poo poo and drafting might be the best path forward, why not get cozy with [fat nerd] and hit him up for some hot tips?
>>3579772>fuck with the group dynamic (how so?)Butter up to tall nerd, imply you assume he is alpha on account of his heightThis will hopefully send manlet into a frenzy
>>3579772>fuck with the group dynamic (how so?)Prop up hoodie nerd to piss off alpha nerd, and put all of our attention on seducing hoodie nerd.Also, ask them for tips and help building a better deck.
>>3579808This, spreading malice is what demons do.
>>3579772Id say keep an eye on hoodie nerd. He makes money, at a restaurant no less. He seems like a better overall target for future exploitsBut i wont mind going for >>>3579808 in the meantime
[Alpha nerd] is resistant to your bullshit3 people roll 1d666 for your success
Rolled 320 (1d666)>>3579898
Rolled 461 (1d666)>>3579898
Rolled 534 (1d666)
Rolled 593 (1d666)watch my nat
Rolled 154 (1d666)>>3579898YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED
>>3579930Some savior you are.Also you're way late, which is probably for the best due to your shit roll.>>3579908Speaking of rolls what IS a good roll with this?Are we basing it on percentage completion?So 461/666 would be a fail since it's 69%But 534/666 passes since it's 80%?
Rolled 666 (1d666)>>3579898Never fear....Satan is here.
>>3579936>69%>FailsCome on. We're a siccubus! thats an instant pass!or you can be this dude! >>3579941
>>3579942Thanks dude! If you go in hell I'll personally give you a pass on my secret club of succubus.
>>3579942The way QM talks makes it sound like a failure or potentially a partial pass.That's why I'm asking.I'm also gonna completely ignore the wasted crit and move on with my day as if it doesn't exist.
>>3579941>Rolled a 666>The nerdy tournament became an instant orgy sessionDO IT!!
Rolled 8 (1d666)>>3579898So. Anyone have any ideas for a human name? I was thinking Ava or Amy.Sometimes with three letters.
>>3579991How the FUCK do you even roll that bad?Also, Ava is a great name for a thot so that works.
>>3579991Yea Ava works too or we could just full whore and name ourselves Tiffany, Britney or Trish.
>>3579941Happy fathers day dad.>>3579991I was thinking Pandora maybe, lets decide later.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~As time continues to push forward, more and more people start to show up. Since the tournament organizers are a bit late to set up, they still aren't letting people into the tournament area. So they all start to flock to the place where the "magic" IS happening. They gather around you, and your new "friends", who are playing mock games together. Between all the eye lash fluttering and shoulder touching, you are getting to understand more and more of this game. You are starting to see why your deck simply doesn't work and why it lacks proper cohesion. You definitely become a better MTG player from watching and playing with these nerds. You also seem to gathering more and more admirers. There are other girls here too now, but the hottest among them is a 4/10 at best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-iRf9AWoyEWoe to You Oh Earth and SeaFor the Devil sends the beast with wrathBecause he knows the time is short!But as more and more people start to gather around, you suddenly get an itch in the back of your head. You dont want sex and you dont want to play magic. You want to cause chaos, you want to spread discord. While [Alpha nerd] is trying to explain to you how loyalty on a plainswalker works. You just wave him off.[YOU]:"Too many people are trying to talk at me at once! Can't [Tall nerd] just explain it to me!"This catches [Alpha nerd] off guard, he asks why you prefer [Tall nerds] advice to his. [YOU]:"Well... I shouldn't say..."But that really pokes the beaver, now everyone wants you to speak. They gather around and listen curiously. [Alpha nerd] is, after all, the best player here. He has sacrificed much to be as good as he is. You sell the next line with as much sincerity as you can fake, and it SELLS liek you never thought possible.[YOU]:"Remember its not you, you are a great guy, its me... But... Most girls cant really take a guy who is under 6'1 seriously. Its a total PREFERENCE THING You are really cool and special and im sure you will find a girl... But I prefer if [Tall nerd] explained it... Sorry"The demonic energy radiates outward and stings every single nerd under 6'1 with an inoperable venom. It corrodes their dignity and alights their self defense mechanisms. While on the other hand, every nerd 6'1 and up gains an overwhelming sense of self worth and smugly starts to look down on every nerd shorter then him. [Alpha nerd] simply starts to vibrate, he has been holding back his disdain for woman ever since he met you. Woman have destroyed his MMO guild, woman have teased him and denied him sex, and even his own mother never loved him. [Alpha nerd]: "Y-YOU SLUT" he cries! you look at him with horror and shock!![YOU]:"im so sorry, I didn't mean to-"But tall nerd already cuts in, your white night is ready to defend a woman he has just met and destroy years of friendship with [alpha nerd]. [Tall nerd]"Yo dude dont talk like that to her, god you're such a loser incel" that really does it, as [alpha nerd] throws a punch at [tall nerd] all hell breaks loose. Soon you are standing amidst carnage, you cant help but LAUGH. The tournament is 100% canceled as tourney organizers rush in to try and stop the insanity! Only to get dragged into it! Watching this hell on earth was %100 worth it! >what do? The nerds are all fighting each other in a mass melee.>write in.
>>3580111Sneak off with [nerd 1] for a quick fix
>>3580111While they are enveloped in their nerd rage we pocket a few cards from their decks
>>3580111>Try to not look as responsible bc this will attract the po-po-policeor>Brush off to the side and try to get some attention
>>3580111Grab Alpha Nerd from the melee and make the world a better place by draining him to a husk.
>>3580111>Brush off to the side and try to get some attention
>>3580111This is going to get the fucking demon hunters called on us, but let's turn this card game tournament into a old fashion melee.Last nerd standing gets to be our boyfriend/girlfriend for at least a whole day and MIGHT get a hand job.
>>3580111While organizers are busy try to take all the prize money and rare cards to sell later!
>>3580132>>3580125literally a nerd free for all brawl in the park, you aint getting any attention unless you strip down or decapitate someone
>>3580121use the chaos to steal the cash from the wallets of those who've already been knocked asleep in the fighting. Keep doing so far as long as you can safely get away with it. You still don't know what cards have monetary value so might as well not bother pocketing them, it'd take too much time and patience to look through unattended collections anyways.> Welp. So much for doing whatever it was I came here for. Oh well. I guess I should buy more [CHEMICALS] and clean up my zombie and move out to another hidey-hole before I'm found out.
>>3580111We steal the prize money, the entrance fees, an entire deck and leave.
>>3580111Use cover to make like a bandit with these peoples cards and money.We got all the attention we could out of these goons and we'd probably kill them just by showing off a little leg. Not worth our time.Nothing more to be gained here, mission accomplished.
>>3580111That's a lot of different laughsAbscond with the tournament money
You get away from the melee to avoid getting pulled into it yourself. Then you get right into looting, wasting no time you grab about four mystery backpacks. Then get out of dodge before the pigs show up and someone notices you. After all , you may still want to pay some MTG in the future. While making your escape, you notice sitting on a table guarded by one dude, is the tournament PRIZE! You can tell its the prize because its in a brown suitcase and some guy is still guarding it!!!! >do you attempt to steal the prize? if so, how do yo do it? >>3580143entrance fees are not payed yet since it hasn't started
>>3580175Use your charm to try to get this guard to be a hero and stop all this senseless fighting.Then steal the shit.
>>3580175We already have 4 bags full of miscellaneous stuff, stopping for this will increase our chances of getting caught exponentially
>>3580175Nah, four mystery backpacks is a good enough haul.
>>3580175Sneak up from behind him, hold his head forward and caress your whole body over his back, trying your best to make sure he passes out instantly from the otherworldly sensual shock. One he collapses, take the money and skedaddle.
>>3580175Suck the guy's dick just cause we can, then leave without even taking the extra tournament prize.
>>3580197>>3580190You have to seduce people, you cant magic them into liking you.
Okay fine, I suppose that's fair. Do we have access to a minor illusion spell? Just project an image of the briefcase over top the real briefcase so he can't see when we swipe it until we're long gone.
>>3580203I thought that was implied.We seduce him, suck his dick, and leave.We are drunk on power right now, it shouldn't be hard.
>>3580212Yeah, but not to death. The flash mob is probably mundane enough to skirt by, but a nearby dead body with clear signs succ magic residue will get them swarming the whole city for us.Just enough that he won't care about his surroundings for a while.
>>3580225Yeah totally.Just a wink at him, cock a hip, blow him a kiss then blow his dick.Then fuck off.
>>3580240>>3580225I decided that seduction will be more engaging then a ">go seduce guy" write ins, I dont want the quest to get to a point where thats the only write in I get and im just drawing blowjobs all day.>>3580210You do demonic magic, think fireballs, swarms of locusts, curses, necromancy, etc. Illusion is more arcane magic, like teleportation, rock golems, animating brooms etc.I would have taken a write in like "light his shoes on fire" or "command all the local spiders to swarm him"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You decide its not worth the hassle and leg it, leaving the grand prize behind. With your plans having been canceled, you wonder what youre going to do next? Should you go home and deal with your zombie, or should you walk around town? Its only around 1 pm after all. But first things first, you need to find a quite place to sit and burgle these backpacks. You head up town and eventually get to a large building called "the Vancouver central library". Noticing all the homeless people swarming around it, you decide its a good place to unpack your things. You head into the library to find it only semi occupied, the first floor has the most traffic but the higher up you go the less and less people you find. On the top floor you pick one of the many study desks and take a seat. Putting your 4 backpacks on the table, you rub your hands together greedily.>4 people roll 1d100 to determine loot for each bag. also>what do after? Your day is now open.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3580375did i do it right or did i fuck up i don’t remember
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3580375Gimme that sweet sweet Loot
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3580375
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3580375
>>3580388Waste of good dubs son. >>3580375Anyways now that we are free for the rest of the day we must now investigate the weeb fandom in the city and see if we can get into cosplaying has hot anime chicks
>>3580375>>3580398I agree, we should get into hot cosplaying chicks.
>>3580400We should open a patreon! And the ones that give us the most money, have the "privilege" of meeting us in person!
>>3580203I should expand on this, you CAN magic people into liking you. As a succubuss you have an aura that makes it easier for men to fall in love with you. But the trick is that they have to be OPEN to being seduced or befriended. Your extra boost of seduction doesn't work on people who DON'T want to be seduced and are not open. For example, you cant walk up to a married man and try to make out with him with your MAGIC, that will fail like 99.9999999999% of the time. But if you come up to him and make conversation, he will open up and your magic will start to infect him. Possibly leading to sex in the washroom after working him for a day or two. >>3580413Reminder: Payment services like patron / twitch / paypal need you to have a bank account. To get a bank account you need an ID, to get an ID you need etc etc.>>3580398>Anyways now that we are free for the rest of the day we must now investigate the weeb fandom in the cityGoing with this tomorrow unless others want to throw ideas out.
Gnight friends, hope you are enjoying the quest so far.
>>3580567Looking forward to next session :)
>>3580781I agree. Following the antic of our little succubus gremlin is so very entertaining.
>>3580565Look into fake ID?
>>3580801how much does our succ know about buying shit with bitcoin on the darkweb?
>>3580808Nothing, she is not very tec savy.
>>3581007Does hell have a lot of technology? What do they teach at SUCC school?
>>3581107She's probably a dirty liberal arts major. I bet if she was a STEM student she could've felt comfortable using darkweb services.
>>3580565Seduce a lesbo slut and steal her identity
>>3580565Go to library to find book on rollerskating
>>3581184You are in a library, why do you want the book.
Succ DnD lorehttps://youtu.be/Rl3tlMZ1yIs
>>3581111It's not like any thot has an interest in tech.
I love her
>>3582092God, I just wanna take a bite outta her fucking thigh.
bump bump bummp
Let's grab some clothes and go to an anime convention cosplaying for some nerdy boise.
>>3582219You know its a cartoon right?
>>3583226getting mad isn't a way to win arguments.
>>3583547Tripfagging is a reason to kys though
>>3583566It was accidental, a pure newfag mistake. I guess I outed myself on a couple threads already. fml. Needed it for a game I'm about to run. If it fails I guess I took your advice amirite?
>>3583157Do you know where you are?
Praying for this quest
>>3583795No, please explain where I'am.https://www.quora.com/Why-is-my-friend-overly-sexually-obsessed-with-anime-characters-I-used-to-be-a-weeb-so-I-get-it-but
>>3585531>I used to be a weebImagine being retarded enough to use a corruption of a term that was what 4chan wordfiltered wapanese too.Fuck.But yes, you are on 4chan, an anime image board, you dumb git.
>>3585552Hmm please explain the meaning wapanese.
When is next session? If there ever is one
more modern succubus you hack
For anyone who's not aware, this quest is as dead as a doornail, as disappointing as that is. The QM said they were going to drop it in a different thread.
>>3586519That sucks.I'll keep it pinned just incase.
>>3586519No, the author said he hated himself in the general thread buts that basically like saying it's dead.
>>3586528>another lovely quest abandoned due to personal issuesWhy must things be this way?Atleast it didn't happen 20 threads in like Elf Slave Quest
>>3586808Ah, yes, time to throw that lovely toaster in my tub
>>3586808>Atleast it didn't happen 20 threads in like Elf Slave Quest
You guys sure have some separation anxiety, It was just two days! Either way, thats good to know, ill be sure to abuse you guys lots! <3>>3586436Tomorrow or Friday, I have a life to live too~ >>3582092>>3583978Based + redpilled.
>>3587202>mfw Im happy I got lied to>mfw OP actually delivers>mfw my day has legitemaly gotten better over thisI should've known that memelord OP wouldn't pull some bullshit pls forgive me LLH-sama but I guess my faith in /qst/ QMs has become too jaded over the years.
>>3587202Succ quest ded
>>3587202Cool, i was just worried when>>3580565>Going with this tomorrow>Two days has passedBut its good to know the quest is going to continue :)
>>3586808>Atleast it didn't happen 20 threads in like Elf Slave QuestSee the bright side. Watdo is now an isekai MC, living his life with his harem full of sexy ladies and/or buff dudes. or not.
>start reading this qst today>really enjoying it>find out it's cancelled>find out QM has been fucking with usQM you slut stop playing with my heart
>>3587202yeeee dawg, looking forward to it :)
>>3588471Its funny because his laptop got trashed when he got hit by a car while riding his bike.Just a lesser form of Truck-kun attempting to transport him into a world full of happiness.
>>3587202OP, its almost saturday. Where's the update?Is he fucking with us again?
>>3591295>living in europeOh? Im so sorry...
>>3591326>>3591295Go read pokemon red/blue quest, things are HEATING UP
>>3591327wow you weren't kidding, why is /qst/ so lewd lately?
>>3591326">living in europe">mfwCompletely wrong continent, actually completely wrong hemisphere.What did he mean by this?
>>3591356Its like 1 pm, how is it almost Saturday for you? Im torn between starting up my quest or drawing something for pokeman quest or just fucking around and playing games for another hour or two>>3591350summer time sadness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrL3QxjyVw
>>3591350>remember big bad wolf the pain won't end>>3591366its nearly four for me, so you know not everyone is in the same time zone
>>3591372>is almost SaturdayYou must at least understand why I assumed he was in Europe.>remember big bad wolf I never read it, but everyone talks about it. Was it really good? Was it hot?
>>3591382>time zone fair enough >big bad wolf depends on what you liked, there was a lot of sister fucking with some other girls as well. the writing was very prosey but I found it worked. in fact I think I have one story saved.https://pastebin.com/m8Vmh7AQ
>>3591366>>3591382You live on the west coast doofus, of course its gonna be early for you.You know the Americas cover 6 timezones right? And my problem was with the sassy assumption in >>3591326 not necessarily you thinking that im in europe.>>3591372>so you know not everyone is in the same time zoneThis man gets it.
>>3591416pic related, no bully>>3591415kino, thank you
>>3591415looking back at the yuri thread this guy is a jerk
We wanna open our lootbo- sorry, "surprise mechanics"
>>3591476Hello LLHThanks for making this quest it’s hilarious and I love it
>>3591867>>3591867>>3591867>>3591867Fresh bread if you guys are even awake