SESSIONSTART!>The story so farhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Star+vs>You are>Anonymous>You are in the magical land of Mewni>In your castle>WEBHOLLOW>A mountain Fortress>The Mewmans have a castle>It's big and shiny>You have two castles>Both dark and filled with SkeletonsA: "Ok. That was fun.">You've just come back from the MEWNI SWAMPS>Got a power boost from a DARK RELIGIOUS RITUAL>Baptism>Now Muscles>Your Monster Arm>GETS DOUBLE DAMAGE>Against any who stand between him and bootyH: "Remember. This toosh. Is executive property. I'm the executive. Not even a glance until you get Anon back here safe, monster boy.">Muscles>Understands Hekapoo>He gives her the thumb>Then flips her off when she turns awayT: "Ok. So let's get going."A: "No. First I need a suit of armor."T: "Dude.">TomT: "You've already GOT armor! Your magic!?">NahA: "I wanna go into the Underworld, brah. The realm of fire and shit you're always telling me is so metal?">Tom relents>Knowing you're just a mortal human>One of the last fewT: "Ok. Yeah. We -did- just get an eyeball fountain the other day.">He rubs the back of his neck>SlouchesT: "It -is- pretty metal." L: "He does not act like a prince." >You>Have a plan>GET ARMOR FORGED BY SKY GIANTS>Who live just above your castle>There is however>An issueKK: "My lord. We have spotted a force of Trolls near the palace. They avoid our guns' range. They stay mostly out of sight. They are waiting for deh right moment.">There will definitely be an attack once you leaveWhat do?>You do have military forces still>Monsters>Skeletons>MachinesYou could devise some clever plan.Leaving the castle empty or just locking down could result in a siege.What do, Anonymous?KK: "If we had enough fire powa. We could destroy the entire countreh side."
>>3566925>>3566925To specify. This is the "FRENEMIES IN HIGH PLACES" edition.Bless.
>>3566925>Knowing you're just a mortal humanThat's a bit up in the air, and will get even farther up with time. Especially the mortal part. > L: "He does not act like a prince." We're not entirely peak royalty ourselves. >TrollsFuck it, violence seems to be the only answer these people understand. And we lead by example. Why don't we go ghost, sneak under the trolls, then sandwich them between our army and ourselves? Or maybe jump in the middle of their forces and massacre wave form them. Or better yet, sho them off like the strays they are. I'm open to ideas really.
>>3566925>Visit Shiloh and tell her we are going on a very special murder mission where she gets to show us if she is worthy of our attentions >summon Wudo and ask him who he is talking to and ask him what is the monsters version of Mewni History. >summon the monsters for a round table. Allow them to voice any issues they have openly and freely. >once that is handled inform them the Trolls may mount an attack soon. >revive Leatherface's corpse with Jumping Jacks soul and set it loose on the trolls with a few massacre waves. Maybe ask luna about creating some sort of fear aura field enchantment on the castle.>with the trolls occupied by that we visit the giants.
>>3566951Put 2 will into LeatherJack, call it the Creeper and give KK 2 more. +15 will is fine to operate with. Leave KK to hold the castle.
>>3566925Royalty is something you grow into and Tom has never had a chance to actually get put from under his parents shadow. He did, once, when we connected with him and he told his dad to fuck off. Tom has never been challenged and also never given to space to try and work for it. Why hes so gung ho for this little adventure. Hes looking to make his mark.
>>3566925Aren't Trolls weak to Fire damage? Just go Combustion Form on they ass.
>>3567003I feel like that pulls risk of the old "DM changes elemental weakness to fuck over meta-gamers" trick. Trolls are the poster child of that. Worth a shot tho.
>>3566951Support Then fire form to scare away the trollz
>>3566925You started the second i left my house
>>3567010This had never happened and meta knowledge is a literal real thing in this quest we should be using.
>>3566951>>3566951Fair warnings about this.Not addressing the problem at hand.In exchange for all this time spent "Conferencing"Will lead to your enemies acting before you.Consider this carefully in times of conflict.Also.>Leatherteeth's CorpseThere is nothing left of the Skin Dragon but his core. The Stillborn dragon egg. Who's properties are as of yet unknown.That being said.>We have a tieBetween FACING THE TROLLS YOURSELF2 votesandMEETINGS AND MUTTERINGS2 votesA: "mm...we have problems here already.">Killa Kente>Your general>Master of War and Ruin>Approaches>He speaks into your mindKK: "Enemies will always be present my king. We will also always have goals."A: "I have no fucking interest in delegating this. I just wanted to conference with my monsters. Get my forces ready."KK: "If you face deh trolls yourself. In aneh form. I know not of dere culture but I know what dey will do."A: "What?"KK: "Retreat."A: "How do you know that?"KK: "Dey are only aggressive just before or after you arrive. They do not attack small parties that hunt or deh children."A: "So?"KK: "So dey avoiding you. Even avoiding your anger by picking fair but winnable fights.">Susan>Approaches>Sword raisedSu: "So wets fuck dem Shidewaysh.">Killa>Opens his red pupils wide>In shockKK: "I agree wit Susan.">Anon picks>The Hybrid Optioncont
>>3566925Aaaagh, signal and time for response is ass while at work.Supporting>>3566951>>3566955>Massacre WaveYou know, a classic tactic in Tower Defense games is to slow the progress of your enemies as they approach. If there's nothing of value between the walls and where the trolls are, why not terraform it using our ExoForm transformations... Do we also still have that Monster Worm available that we were originally using for mining? Perhaps using it for an unexpected pit trap followed by gorging on buried trolls may be worth while tactic?
>>3567114>>3567114A: "I'm having my meeting. The trolls need to be fuckin' dealt with. They need to be engaged BEFORE they get a chance to attack us so...">You see>TomA: "...Hey, Hot stuff."T: "Wha?"A: "Wanna murder a bunch of Trolls?"T: "Are they sinners?"A: "They're trespassers.">Tom>Explodes>Then flies out of the windowT: "RENDER UNTO THE LAW WITH IS THE LAW'S DOMAIN. SUBMIT TO YOUR LORDS OR BE STRUCK DOWN BY THEIR FURY IN RIGHTEOUSNESS.">You hear screams of Trollish Agony outside???: "AH! Fire! Already!?"???: "Hold fast! It's not the Sorcerer! Just a demon!"???: " -Just- a demon he says! No water cooler breaks he says!"???: "SHUT UP, BOOFO! Hold the line! USE YOUR STONE ARROWS.">The Battle Begins to rage>With the Trolls caught unawaresA: "Nice."Su: "So what now?"A: "Meeting time."YOU HAVE TIME FOR TWO ITEMS BEFORE THE TROLLS RETREAT OR POSSIBLY OVERWHELM TOMWhich can be.>An announcement>Hearing a major issue>Assigning new Tasks to the Monsters/Undead/Your minions>Everyone arrives in the main hallTHERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PLACES TO SIT>The Servant skeletons see this>Then becomes places to sitBONE OFFICE ACTIVATEWhat do?
>>3567123Lets hear there issues Then go out and deal with the trolls ourself talk with them then we can fight them
>>3567144Sure, this, support.
>>3567123>>3567144ye i guess
>>3567123>Hear a Major Issue>Assist with TrollsThey're an immediate threat... We want to show our subjects we're capable and willing to protect them and not just enslaving them.
>>3567123Explain the situation to the Monsters. Get them and the Skeletons ready.Are all the monsters here? The babies and kids should stay inside the castle. I hope the battle against the cave monster alongside the skeletons helped them find a way to work together with the skeletons.Have Shiloh and Susan follow your lead. Gotta make clear we're all workign together.Killa Kente is on Raise Dead duty for any Trolls we down.Get your Skeletons ready.How is Jackie?Sabrina is back at the party, right?
>>3567169... These are a lot of good points too...
>>3567123>announcement >tell the group that we hear their concerns and reiterate that they are free here and that Shiloh is thier leader to us, but that the dead are always listening if they have private concerns. Also that Shilohs collar is a personal matter that she may explain if she choses. Lastly remind them we are running lean and to bear that in mind. They are not slaves, this is their castle as much as it is ours and everyone has a voice.>after that let them speak and give input so we can make sure shiloh manages right.>beam a little thought to Shiloh. "Try and kill my people again and youll get no headpats when I get back. "
>>3567169I think its important, given the uncertainty and fear expressed by the monsters, that we reinforce that this is their home if they chose. The door is open with the only condition is to erase their memory of this place and only that. All we ask is they act civilized, contribute and not try to murder each other. This is a new place, different and safe where the dead and living exist in harmony and that none should live in fear.
>>3567169>Killa Kente on Raise Dead duty>with TrollsWe had a hard enough time trying to Raise Dead that one giant skull in Castle Avarius. You really think Killa Kente is gonna manage a bunch of just-recently deceased Trolls that still have their flesh on 'em?
>>3567240Can always pump his ass with more will
>Hear an issue>Then go get your hands dirty>Your breathing is deep>Short>Labored>Your eyes dart around>You bite your lip>>3567169>Then>SmileA: "We're under attack.">You say to the congregationA: "I'm going to hear from you all. For one. Thing.">You raise a fingerA: "Then I need to go out there and make these Mountain Mooks eat foot.">Muscles makes a fistA: "My fist's foot.">The monsters look to one another>They are afraid>Still>The skeletons roll under them>Feeling your will>Knowing you want them to keep the children safeA: "Well?">They get one>Then you have more business>More>Work>Shiloh speaks upSh: "We don't like being watched.">All the standing Skeles>Look at her>Burning into her>For the AudacitySh: "We know the undead spy on us. We feel it on our necks. We can hunt for ourselves. We can care for this place. It's our home too. Isn't it?">Her mask is on>And it>Is flawlessSh: "Watch us less. Trust us. So we can do what we need to in peace."A: "I've heard you.">Not even a blink from her>The other monster stare>They think she's so brave>You can hear her mindSh: "Watch me all you like. I have no secrets from you.">The monsters still radiate uncertainty>They await to see>If you'll punish her>For asking that of youcont
>>3567254>>3567254>You get up>Crack your neckA: "Come, Shiloh. Susan. Killa.">All three>Of the KillersA: "You're with me."Pe: "No! Wait! The trolls! You can take them but Shiloh's just another Monster! Let me go-"Shi: "Petrya.">She cuts her off>With venomL: "Dual purposed."Sh: "I'll survive. I promise."Wu: "What a way to go."A: "I will consider your request. The undead aren't just spies. They're listening for your requests. Respect that. Treat each other well."L: "The slime girl. She's the one who hasn't shown herself."A: "She's the fat one.">You throw open the castle doorsA: "Not sure I care -that- much."cont
>>3567254>>3567256BEFORE YOU LIES THE BATTLEFIELDKK: "I will make their dead. Ours."Su: "Smash em. BWASH EM. SKIN EM AWIVE!"100 TROLLS ARE ON THE FIELD>Tom's Combat roll is 98 as an elite leader unit>The trolls>97https://youtu.be/gkhwK6Wlod8>FIRE>RAINS>but so do HORSE SIZED BOULDERS>Tom is a comet of rage>He >Looks happy>The stones melt>Or explode from his breath>Some he smashes with his forehead>If any troll breaks line>He burns even their bones into screaming cinders>Then swallows their soul>His horns curl a littleT: "ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!">They are holding him off>Almost equaling him>With sheer volume of projectiles>Mixing up their angles>You are here nowL: "Their hope is gone. Show them why.">WHAT DO!?
>>3567260Time to show them who's the real boss around here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_-wbPEHT5kFlame on! Burn these bastards to a crisp with combustion form. Two flames burning at once, side by side.
>>3567260Let them see our majesty>Fury of the Burning Heart ExoformLET THE KINGS RADIENCE SHINE ON ALL TO FEAR FOREVER And I guess steal all their stats and leave them fearful and weak. We dont want to kill them too badly, we want them to decide they were wrong to oppose us in the first place.Make them kneel.>as a free action have one of the undead hand a note to Petra "Shiloh is not being punished, she can tell you if she wants. I trust her. If you want privacy do things in private or ask the undead to shoo. "
>>3567260You know what? Supporting >>3567280
As an aside, Fury of the Burning heart is just OWN and Massacre wave.We habe enough will to start adding a third combo spell in there. Like Fury and Raise dead could literally mass raise a battlefield full of corpses into zombiesFury and Blood for vblood as mass life steal or just drains con points directly Fury and Perfect Vessel might be a better mind swap or something .If anon ever gets a quiet moment we should work with Luna and work out our full spell list
>>3567260Show them they are overwhelmed.I doubt they will kneel until we cut the head of the snake (so to speak) but we can at least make them retreat.>>3567280Kinda against talking to Petra about Shiloh. I don't want to compromise her mask. Better for them to see us as a fair but stright ruler than a lenient one.Still, we need not be cruel to them.>>3567315>>3567280>>3567293I'd suggest Raise Dead or Combustion Exoform. We don't really know what FotBH Exoform does and It might be a bit dangerous to try.We know the Trolls have fear for the magic of the Mewman lord and are weak to fire so we could exploit these Exoforms to our advantage in breaking their morale.I'd also like to try Dream Eater.
>>3567332The Forms are a bit safe to try out for a moment. Bloodfeast is even okay so long as we dont indulge in his hunger. The fury spell allows us to swap stats, its likely maybe that the exo form embodies envy and allows us to simply take on our opponents stats. I wonder if the gigaform also benefits from the blessing. We will do extra damage as these fucks are in our way of getting to hell and then getting that fine demon booty.Keep im mind too, that when we cast Fury last time shone like a golden god. That spell in physical form has got to have equal majesty and right now thats what everyone has to see from us.We can crush and kill these trolls but thats Tyrant level and we need allies, not slaves. Trolls have to understand that they are better with us than agaisnt us.
>>3567332The issue with Shiloh is she is supposed to be the spokesdog of the monsters and the collar is compromising her impartiality and making them nervous.Then again it is a fair point, better feared than loved.
>>3567345They believe in her however, they consider it brave for her to speak up against us despite her collar.We can use that to our advantage, show her as uncompromised and "on their side" AND we can demonstrate ourselves to be a merciful ruler by accepting her "proposal" while still demonstrably having power over her.Kinda like how Ainz uses the Momon persona he created to both control, and keep the people of E-Rantel on his side,as well as a pathway to make the people start trusting him, Ainz..
>>3567260>>3567280Ye, not supporting the note
ANOTHER tie.Why.If we were in the olden days. This fight would be RIDDLED with special events.Instead.There's just you.Anonymous.>Tie between FURY OF THE BURNING HEART>Show them your power2 votesand>COMBUSTION MODE>To bring double the dire fire2 votes>Anon>Decides>Blending his options once againA: "Ready, Muscles?">Muscles>Is always ready>These fools don't count as against his mission of booty>Butt>Cheeks must still be clapped>SWOSHOSHOSHOSHCLANG!>You stand>hand up>To catch your Wand>You play>Then become your Mix tape.A: " https://youtu.be/cRJ2M69-d94?t=32 ">YOUR CHEST SPLITS OPEN>YOUR EYES BLAZE>YOUR THROAT SPEWS COAL>You are Fire>ANON TAKES ON COMBUSTION FORM>You don't think you can fly like this>You can however>Explode the ground>KERABABKABOOOOM!>You launch into the sky>Raise your first>Then grab your crotch>Which is also a mouth full of fire and white teethA: "AAAHAHAHAHA!">This form never got it's own name>Despite you using it once before>With it's towering body>Horned Eyebrows of Fire>Chest mouth>and Pure flame energycont
>>3567413T: "Anon!?"A: "That's...uh yeah! It's me! Lookin' HOTTER THAN EVER!"T: "Oh YeAH! Let's TAG TEAM THIS PETULANT MEAT.">Anon decided>He fights for other reasonsA: "You WISH!"T: "Wh-wha?"A: "This is my castle! These are my people. The trolls need to be taught a lesson! I'M GONNA FIRE FLEX ON EM. I FIGHT TO SHOW MY POWER!">The trolls>Hear your voice???: "It's him!"???: "The sorcerer!"???: "Where's Barkus! We need orders!">Their leader is scarceA: "BEHOLD, BITCHES!">Tom is left behind>Not your team mate>Merely another fighter on your battlefieldT: "Oh. You wanna flex? THEN FLEX. OFF.">Tom flies up besides youhttps://youtu.be/WTFldH4v7MU>As he burns so bright>The Sky>DarkensT: "I am the Prince of Darkness. Soon master of the Pit. You skeezoids are the wayward ships. Caught in -my- storm.">He smirks at youT: "Not some Generalist Warlock.">Tom>SnapsA TORNADO OF FIRE PLUMMETS FROM HEAVEN>Tom has read your signal>To mean you want to competeWHAT DO!?>There is a team of trolls sending boulders at you>A huge Troll commanding smaller ones forward>A group playing music and bearing FlagsWhat group do you attack?How do you compete with fucking Tom on fire magic!?GO!
>>3567419>T: "I am the Prince of Darkness. Soon master of the Pit. You skeezoids are the wayward ships. Caught in -my- storm.""AND I AM THE PRINCE OF DEFIANCE, MASTER OF TWO UNIVERSES, SON OF LUNA, DEFILER OF FATE, AND WRECKER OF YOUR SHIT!" Grab one of the boulders and melt them into magma balls then throw them at the commanding trolls.
>>3567419GODZILLA NUCLEAR MELTDOWN STRIDETOM IS THE RAGE, WE ARE THE KINGBURN SO HOT THE VERY AIR IGNITES, THE FLESH DRIPS FROM BONE LIKE WAX AND THE GROUND RETURNS TO MOLTEN PRIMAL FURY.https://youtu.be/T40qm_YWD-U"WE ARE THE KING. MASTER OF THIS LAND AND ALL WHO TRESPASS WILL KNOW MY BURNING FUCK. RUN COWARDS. RUN BEFORE YOUR BURNING GOD".SLOW WALK TO THE MUSICIANS SO ALL THEY HEAR IS US SPITTING LITERAL AND LYRICAL FIRE
>>3567442>How do you compete with fucking Tom on fire magic!?That's ok, but do we have an actual plan?Yeah, ok he's clearly a specialist. but that doesn't mean we can't pull a few tricks ourselves.Tom seems to be dealing with the main force.>>3567419>>A huge Troll commanding smaller ones forwardGo for the head. As soon as the trolls lose their leader we can brak their morale and route them.Our true purpose is not to kill all of the trolls but to convince them it's easier and far more rewarding to work with us than against us. But to do that we must prove our superiority over them.Clear the way for Shiloh, Susan and KK to get to the big troll, then we can all engage hima t once.
>>3567449Tom is having a flex off. We are trying to put out a massive.show of force. This isn't a big battle. Counting coup is more apt. Going for the leader is really poor form and could lead to real open conflict. Burning some musicans on a massive show of force that one ups tom is ideal. This is establishing the pecking order in the land. Theyll kill some.skeles, we get some of thier foot soliders. A solid.show of strenght on both sides with a final "we can easily bring this to bear for real if you dont fuck off" sends the message. We do well enough they should invite us to a formal alliance thing as the ownership of webhollow has been settled.
Does anyone remember the information for combustion form? what can we do?
>>3567464https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=drivesdkHeres the charecter sheet. We havent done combustion form yet I think.Using their wisdom to control the elements, the spellcaster can create fire out of magic to burn hisenemies or heat up their environment.● Does Elemental Fire Damage and applies a Burn DOT effect at the end of every turn.● Creatures with Elemental Fire Immunity will be completely unaffected by Combustion.Combustion DC Check : WIS Spellpower ≥ Target ACCombustion Total Damage : WIS SpellPower + Burn DOTCombustion Burn DOT : ¼ * WIS SpellPower● CON save must be rolled every turn until successful to remove the Burn DOT effect.○ First-hand magical flames created by the spell will not harm the caster.○ Second-hand fires started by Combustion via igniting objects and creatures arenon-magical and will burn the caster if touched.Combustion Burn DOT Effect Removal : CON check ≥ WIS SpellPower● Critical Failure (Nat 1) while attempting to cast Combustion results in an explosion.○ Everyone in the AoE of the explosion must do a DEX save against the caster’s WISSpellPower, including the caster.○ Successful save takes WIS SP in damage.○ Failed Save takes double WIS SP in damage.● Creatures with Elemental Fire Immunity will still be hurt by the explosion.Combustion Explosion Damage Reduction : DEX check ≥ Casters WIS SpellPower
>>3567471we did back when we went to claim the first "stolen" spell. We used it as a light source when we first entered the castle.
>>3567471>This form never got it's own name>Despite you using it once beforeIt's stated in the this post.
>>3567419>CompeteHahahaha!! Yes. just don't compare him to Marco... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯>What GroupThe music fuckers. NO ONE plays harder than we do.
>>3567419Fight the large one giving orders. Not the musicians and standard-bearer. Crush the strongest one.
>>3567498>>3567488We never gave combustion form a name in thread 14 and all we were told is that it gave us immunity to fire.>Whoosh>You are flaming now>No, forilly>You are a series of biological Jet engines>With a white hot core>Which is one big smiling cage of teeth>Your own face has become a smile of tusk-like teeth>Horns>Made of flameA: "Hot...Damn.">YOU ARE IMMUNE TO FIRE IN THIS STATE>You grab the d->Oh>Shit>No fingers>Just BURNING JET POWERED BATTERING RAMS>So Anon>PAWNCHES the doors>They collapse inward, spraying hot Tar all over the courtyard and grass>You turn away from the entrance>To FLEX>Which blasts smoke and fire from your chest-mouth
>>3567419Can we be breath fire in this form? Is that a thing it can do? Do we render people into ash with our punches? Do we spit yoga fire? Kinda need to know capabilities to plan cool stuff.
>>3567565>>3567565>>3567547>>3567471-Ahem-IN COMBUSTION FORMYOU DEAL STRENGTH+WISDOM DAMAGE WITH ALL MELEE PUNCHESAND FIRE BASED PROJECTILE MAGICWhich can be in the form of...>FLAME AURAS (UP TO 50 FEET AROUND ANONYMOUS)>FIRE BALLS (Thrown with STRENGTH checks and explode on impact)and>ROCKET POWERED EXPLOSIVE PUNCHESAnd yes>You can breathe fire>From all three MouthsAs for rest>YOU ARE IMMUNE TO FIRE DAMAGE>YOU IGNORE FIRE DAMAGE IMMUNITY (By 1 stage. IE Immune becomes Resistant (1/2 damage) and Resistant becomes normal 1x damage.)and uhCREATURES WEAK TO FIRE DO NOT TAKE DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM YOUThey take Tripple. X3.As for your attack...A: "BIG TALK.">You see the boulders coming for you>YOU CATCH ONE IN YOUR TEETH>The Chest teeth>THEN ANOTHER>With your mouth>THEN ANOTHER>With you know what>Then>YOU BLAST THEM ALL>At the big Fucker Giving OrdersA: "I PREFER BIG HITS! SUCK ON THIS ONE WIDELOAD!"NAME HIM. NAME THE MEISTER OF FLAME.ALSO>Roll>STRENGTH!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3567625
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3567625Isnt it 6x vs trolls from Muscles dealing base double damage?Also name this dude Pyrogre
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3567625Watch this roll baby
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3567625I'M MISTER GREEN CHRISTMAS, I'M MISTER 101! I'M MISTER HEAT BLISTER! I'M MISTER GOLDEN SUN! I'M TOO MUCH!
Rolled 5 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>3567625I dunno, but I want the prefix "Pyro" in there somewhere.
>>3567633>>3567642>:sweatdrops:Heaven or Hell. Let's Rock.
>>3567642Alternatively, just call him Heatblast for the sick Ben Ten reference.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3567625
>>3567625>>3567644Swapping to support GOLDEN SUN
>>3567625WildfireFirestarter (Steven King Reference)Pyro
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3567625Supportan >>3567642
>>3567689Golden Sun is a blessed name. Praise be to the new god of fire.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3567625IN THE NAME OF FIRE, LET THERE BE BURNING!
>>3567625Golden Sun is awesome do it.
Rolled 3 (1d8)>Golden>Sun>Winks at Tomhttps://youtu.be/Apc3MdW_LdMGS: "Soak it in, Pinky. Maybe you'll tan better.">As you decree itSO DO THE FLAMESBURN BRIGHTER>Your burning head of hair>Is now a Golden Molten Mane>You send rocketing death at the leader of these Barbaric, Suicidal FoolsNow let's see how you rolled.
>>3567640>>3567640We watch.We are unamused.>9>>3567642+2!>>3567633-2...>>3567689+2!>It stays even>What a ride9+15 = 24!>The Trollish Warlord sees your blobs of Magma incoming>He grimmaces>Sucks in his lips>Then Licks his handWarlord Gromushka: "Gromushka. Don't.">HE SLAPS THE FIREBOULDERS AWAKWG: "Play DAT!">Tom>Snaps>A demon appears beside himD: "Point. Master Tom.">His fire tornado is fucking shit up>Trolls are being sucked into the air>Down Belowhttps://youtu.be/rr9J-yyu-Do>KillaKente has an 83 on combat roll>Skeletons move in formation behind him>As gigantic beasts swing tree-trunk arms at him>He simply>Walks>Forward>Guns Blazing>BRRAKAKAKAKKK: "Aim forah deh HEADS! Feenesh wit explosave Ordinance. Focus on deh ranged fightahs! Keep our Lord Safe!">He dodges a Cleaver>Rolls>Pops two young trolls in the mouth with his side arm>A big boi Comes up behind him>BOTH FISTS RAISED>When His legs explode off like twigs caught in a stormSU: "I SHAID! SMAYUSH!">Susan>With a fuckin' 60 on combat>She reaches into the fucker's chest>Pulls out a heartSU: RRRAAAHHHH!">Then drop kicks somebody else>Who's skull smashes the teeth of another troll>One bites her legSU: "AH! Oh. Okay!">She quite cleanly>Kicks them in the nose>Until their bridge breaches their braincont
>>3567884>Shiloh rushes in from behind>A cookie cutter in each hand>Like brass Knuckles>She slices into green flesh>Gets punted into the air>She rights>Catches a boulder>Flips>Yelps>But when a Troll gets beneath her>Axe ready to smash her like a Cricket ball>Her eyes>Go blank>Listless>She>SmilesSh: "I'LL MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL. INSIDE AND OUT. THEN MAKE YOU DELICIOUS. FOR ANONYMOUS.">She lands in his open mouth>And it becomes>A fountain>BloodTr: "HHFSOSDFFDHHDH!"Sh: "Just slice thin. Cut once. Away from the body. Make sure to use high heat. Or it'll burn haha! IT'LL BURN!"cont
>>3567884>Tom>ChucklesT: "Fancy Forms. I -am- fire, Dude. Score's 1-0. All me.">He rubs his hands togetherT: "Now watch this neat trick.">He knife hands>At the BandT: "GET OFF THE STAGE!">Their instruments>Heat up>The Wooden ones>BURN>The Metal ones>Turn to glowing hot torture devices>Lips fuse>They jump and scream like stuck pigsT: "I only like Numetal and Ska anyways."WHAT DO TO TRUMP THAT!?
>>3567891>TAKE THE STRINGS FORM>Make the opposing army "Go Fuck themselves to death"
>>3567891"Yo, that's cool'n all. But check out my mix tape. It's fire."Have some skeles play our mix tape while dance fighting some trolls.
>>3567912>dancing is a dex, one of anons shittiest stats Why would we do this?
>>3567917>Implying it's not a CHA roll
>>3567921Just because you got the bark (CHA) don't mean you got the bite (DEX)
>>3567891Moltan Slag bowling. Get the biggest boulders we can, turn'em into lava balls, and aim for a strike / knocking down as many pins as we can. Tom's clearly into games, perhaps this is up his alley
>>3567921Why would we even use our shit stats when trying to impress our demon friend. Burning them to death is okay because theyre weak to fire but theyre dumb trolls. Using our fucking GALAXY BRAIN to turn the battlefield into mass sexual chaos not only breaks morale to shit, not only makes it easier for our people to mop them up.... its literally funny as hell.
>>3567940Because we're in a fire competition with Tom.Do you seriously wanna bitch out and let Tom win, just like that?
>>3567940>ERP shitI'd rather surrender. That said.>>3567935This seems like a fun alternative. Play our mix tape still though. It's fire.
>>3567949>>3567935>>3567891Okay, fair point, but consider this.Instead of using bowling balls we use our own form. We are a literal jet engine that projects a 50 foot radius of firey death.>go very fast through their ranks, burning and biting through everything troll. Stop and take a bite of Shilohs cooking, alive as it screams.
>>3567959>Pussing out on the fire off with Tom>Too many words for OWN form>Not even accounting how higher than our level the trolls need to be for us to even have that special effect
>>3567964No sorry, i meant USE OUR OWN COMBUSTION BODY instead of boulders.
>>3567959Seems fun ... But the Jets could also be used to rocket propel the boulders. I dunno... I like the idea of them tossing us Ammo we eventually use against them >:)
>>3567973>Throwing away style points of bowling
>>3567973>[X] Quick Clean Results>[ ] Style
>>3567978Boulders dont do double damage like muscles can, no? They'll also stop throwing them once they see we will just toss them.back. Also want to show our people that we get our hands dirty too, not sit back like a pampered boss.Plus we have teeth, boulders dont. Curshed is one thing, eaten alive and screaming is another.
>>3567998If you wanted to eat people you should've turned Bloodfeast. Also Muscles doesn't do extra damage. It's all fire. And lava balls have fire damage on them. And we're still getting our hands dirty, we're just throwing in some style also.
>>3567998Relax a little anon... Heck, if we weren't in exo form ... I'd say darken the skies, turn up the music, and black-light up the battlefield like one of those midnight bowling events.
>>3567891I do power, not finesse.>Atomic pelvic thrust into enemy back line (aka bowling)>Also play our mix tape.>Tell him his taste is excellent.
Reminder we're not trying to kill them all.We could use their manpower, and their regenerative abilities qnd thoughness would be useful if we kept them alive.Plus happy living trolls make more happy trolls.
>>3568007Muscles does double damage to those in our way and these troll are keeping us from getting on with it. >eating people isnt stylish. Said no one ever.>>3568046This Anon is correct. We arent going for a goofball slaughter victory, we are going for a moralw victory. Mowing them down as a ball of fire and.gnashing teeth that melts whatever is nearby is terrifying. It also deals 6x damage. (2x from muscles blessing and 3x from fire damage vulnerbailtiy)
>>3568066It doesn't count smart guy. >Muscles>Is always ready>These fools don't count as against his mission of booty>Butt>Cheeks must still be clapped
>>3567891SKA is dope as fuck though.Tom got good taste>adding to raise the band and start playing some dope skahttps://youtu.be/edZVJW0pcWo
>>3568073They might if we get literally in their way
>>3568093Then we're in their way, they're not in our way.
>There aren't a lot of boulders in the air anymore>Killa>Susan>Even Shiloh>Are cleaning the rocks of Troll life down on the field>All of them broke 50 on their combat rolls>The Trollish horde got 9>Even with Advantage>You and Tom Stand above it all>Wreaking havoc on themA: "Ska? You dig Reel Big Fish?"T: "Psh. Surface level. I do the Bosstones. Some -wild- cover bands an uh...">Tom Blushes even more pink than his skin and hair>Scratches his ear>He just thinks to youT: "Some boyband stuff."A: "What numetal?"T: "Evanessence. Disturbed."A: "How old are you?"T: "Come on, man! There's a decade delay on record releases in the Underworld.">While he yaps>You>Have been punching the air>Making explosions>To stay next to himT: "Take your turn, dude."A: "What. Boyband?"T: "Love Sentence.">Tom seems less ashamed about the band in particul->WaitA: "No fucking way.">That>Is also Marco's favorite bandA: "Do you know the Rap Section from "Wrote and Checked No!?">You doT: "I do!"A: "Bitch.">You snap>Skeletons>At the castle>Rise upA: "Time to bring the game.">they Begin>To Playcont
>>3568165>>3568165https://youtu.be/Sw8tktgQwNsA: "I didn't make out with her."T: "I made her a note!"A: "But that wasn't gonna cut it!"T: "So my heart she-"A/T: "Broke!"A: "I wrote that letter with my Heart-Throb Flow!"T: "Only left a box for yes!"A/T: "BUT SHE WROTE AND CHECKED NO!"A: "Hahaha! GOD. DAMN! That was the only line of that I uh...">Did you ever like the songs with Marco?>His sing alongs?>When he'd take over the radio?>That was a long time ago>But you've had friendships beforeLook how that turned outA: "Murder time.">You dodge a Troll Susan launched into the air in two pieces>Punch yourself straight toward some Rock-throwers>SNATCH THEIR AMMO from the sky>After a barrel roll>You raise the boulders high>CAR-U-ACK!>Shockwaves>Clear a path>You emerge from the crater you've made>A humanoid Pillar of flame>Each hunk of rock melts in your hands>As you aim>For the leader>Once againA: "Tom. I'm not a rapper.">You lift the now oozing ball of Lava>As your target begins to back away>Clears his men from his side>His fear is reflected in all 6 of your burning eyesA: "So get rapping' at me."cont
>>3568171KK: "We are winning! Keep up deh poosh!"Su: "Uh...no. No we'we not."KK: "We have no casualties. No loss of position.">Susan points>To the bodies she and Killa have felled>The Troll's Racial Ability Has activatedREGENERATIONAFTER EACH COMBAT ROUNDANY TROLL NOT DESTROYED BY FIREOR ACIDCAN BE REVIVED>1d75+25 % of the dead>76>Nearly all of them>Stitch their flesh>Reform their brains>As shattered fingers and feet>Rise again>Killa raises his weapon>KLIIKAKIKIIKIIKIKIKIKIKIKK...KK: "...we are out of boolets."Sh: "So get SLICING!">Killa pulls his Machete>Spots a troll who hasn't regened>He fails to raise itKK: "God have mercy on you.">He raises his blade insteadKK: "You have us in a fair fight. You poor fools."SESSIONENDNEXT SESSION!WEDNESDAY! 12:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay BlesstLove,Quest
>>3568174>That racial>MoarDOTsMoarDOTsMoarDOTsWe gotta come to the side of our allies while we get to Stylin'.
>>3568315We literally have a 50 foot AOE of flame. Just stride through the corpses, setting them on fire, ripping out souls amd raising them leaving a swath of skeletal undead minions all playing our song as we march right up to the warlord, stare into his melting face and ask "Whats Good Trolgger, where are you taking this army?" Just to fuck with him.
SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/1xqMY8UAGgg>You>Are Hot>Red Hot>White hot in some private areasWhy?>BECAUSE YOU'RE A FIRE MUTANTT: "Layyyyme."https://youtu.be/gi8839yopoM>You are>Anonymous>In a brand new formGOLDEN SUN>This body has it's own voice>And in response to being called "Lame">By fucking>TOM>Prince of Hell>Your current competitor in this Blazing Blowout>To see who has the most stylin' stoked flames>It saysGS: "Say WHUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?">And when it does>All three mouths spew sparks>The Six eyes glitter Pink and YellowGS: "What'd you say to me kid!?"T: "Dude. Bowling? People bowl on first dates. Not in fire competitions."GS: "This boulder is made of LAVA!">It's true>You have a boulder made of LavaT: "And?">AND!?T: "I've made fire tornadoes. Exploded musical instruments. Come on, man.">He wouldn'tT: "Bowling is Weak Sauce.">OOOOHHH>OOOOOOOOHHHHWell, Anon?HOW DO YOU SPICE UP THIS BOULDER BOWLING!?T: "By the way your eyebrows are HUGE.">Also living fireWhat do?
>>3570926>thats because they are GREAT FLAAAAMMIINNGG EYEBROWSSSOh okay Tom, I get it. You suck at bowling. Dont feel bad. Anyone can cast huge as fuck AOE, but its not about the biggest flame, its about how you use it. Go full Mystery Men and take out the dicks of every troll we can with trick shots."WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM."Trolls are made
>>3570926Get Susan, Shiloh and KK to back down to a defensive position and keep trying to Raise Trolls.We don't want them to get in Tom's AoE or ours.T: "Bowling is Weak Sauce."Fine. We're gonna have to improve how to use our Exoforms then.Engage WARLORD GROMUSHKA With all you have. With all you have. Melt the ground around him.Punch his balls off. Cook his face wth your Chili breath.Beat him as quickly and pointedly as possible. Make it this fight's overall point that it's easier working with us, for us, than against us.
>>3570926Maybe take a hit from Luna casting and use "Raise Dead" on all that delicious troll fat? Could also pump some will into KK and help him out.
>>3570940This is me>>3570957Supporting pulling back our troops, I think we can shoot our lava wad right at the leader and follow up with the AOE Stride towards the Chief. We are going for a moral victory so I will support this.
>>3570940>>3570957>Go Mollywop the Trollish Warlord>Pull back your troops>So you can go>Hot and HogwildGS: "Aye! Susan!"Su: "Hwa?"GS: "Fuckoff so you'll live!"Su: "We'we aww dat's keeping deh Twowws Off you!">Shiloh>SnirffsSh: "Gods your voice is annoying...but I won't leave either. That's my man."Su: "That's not even a mayun he'sh wike Youngew dan me."KK: "As you command, my king.">Killa>Charges homeKK: "FALL BACK! TAKE UP DEFENSAVE POSITIONS! BRING ANEY CORPSE YOU CAN CARREH!"Su: "Hey! You boney bashtawd!">95 on Susan's combat>She is carving through trolls like lightning through trees>Stepping on broken bones and crushing exposed organsSu: "FINE! Wetweat den! Come on, Dogbweath.">Shiloh struggles>24 on her combat>A troll snatches her tail and hurls her away from the main group>She hits a tree>Yelps>Barely recovers>Killa gets 78 on his combat>Melee is a bad place to be against regenerating foes>So he focuses on causing as much pain as possible>An ankle stabbed>A machete turned to separate the foot>His soldiers flip over bodies>9 of them bring corpses to a fallback positioncont
>>3571001>>3571001>Even with their advantage>Trolls only get 22>They are almost in disarray???: "Protect Gromushka!"???: "To hell with that! Stop the fire warpers!"???: "Kill! Just Kill their soldiers!"???: "Get the dog!">You>Drop the Boulder>CUWARSHS!GS: "Hey."Gro: "Hey."GS: " https://youtu.be/0OJkuN5zUJI?t=8 ">HERE>COMES>THAT MAN>You start to run>Then faster>Fast-Why are you so fast?>BOOMBOMMOBM>Oh>Your feet>Are ALSO explosions>That's when the Trolls smart enough to see your ploy>Get in the way>A whole football team's worth of bigg GREEN bastardsROLL STRENGTHTHEN DEXTHEN CharismaGO!
Rolled 18, 8, 5 = 31 (3d20)>>3571003>ROLL STRENGTH>THEN DEX>THEN CharismaSHIEEET
Rolled 19, 18, 1 = 38 (3d20)>>3571003If you can't take the heat, geeet out of the kitchen!
Rolled 18, 10, 8 = 36 (3d20)>>3571003
Rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4 (3d20)>>3571003
>>3571010Hey, two out of three ain't bad. Golden Sun doesn't seem like the most charismatic guy anyway, despite being so hot.
Rolled 3, 1, 4 = 8 (3d4)>>3571006>>3571007>>3571008>>35710094 sets of rolls...>3 Rolls to Decide them.Let us begin the reckoning.Of this wreck.Behold this new formQuesto Negro
>>3571008>>3571008>18 Strength>>3571006>>3571006>>3571006>8 Dexterity>>3571009>Nat>1>Charismahttps://youtu.be/Pd1z8jNuiz8>You>Walk>Immediately get body slammed by a Troll>WHAM!>Thing is>Though they pile on>You do in fact>HOIST THEM OVER YOUR HEADGS: "MMMMMMMM WATCH AND L-">Which is when your huge muskles>Betray you>By not dodging the OTHER trolls currently punching you>Over>And>Over>All Over>You>Walk>Forward>WACKCRACKWAKAKAK SMACK>You can't bend or move your head>Without slapping your face into Troll Skin>Or armpit>You sling like a beast>At one point knocking a troll backward into 20 others>They all stumble>Catching him losing their footing>When they muster themselves upGS: "Now watch and L-">PunchedInthenose>WACK!GS: "MMMMMMMM!">You have to pause>No matter how tough you get>Some shit just hurts an->You make the little choking sound somebody does right before they cry...cont
>>3571026>All battle stops>Tom is covering his mouth>Eyes wide>The trolls>nat 100Tr: " ...hehyEh..."Tr: "Hehe..heh-"Tr: "pPPFFFFFFFEaayha!"Tr: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA HA. HAW!">Laugh>They clap>Into a sort of Chant>A celebration dance?Tr: "He's no devil king!"Tr: "He's a child!"Tr: "No! A baybee Haha!"Tr: "The INFANT King!"Tr: "The Brat Baron!"Gro: "No.">GromushkaGro: "He's the Tantruming. Tyke Tyrant. ">You have reached Gromushka>You are surrounded>You are at Half HealthD: "Point. Master Tom.">You are down 2-0What do?
>>3571076>"Sorry, I was trying to be fair to you children. Do you prefer to actually stop playing?" >Switch to our Flame Aura and grab the Grom by the balls and crush >"I wanted to watch you scream up close"
>>3571076Use the rage from this embarrassment to fuel our flame. Burn it all. Go to the center of the trolls, and screeee with all of our might. Make them think the sun's cold with how hot we are. "CHILDREN ARE VERY CRUEL TOM! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!"
>>3571087Shout for all to hear "HOW EMBARRASSING THEN TO BE DEFEATED BY A CHILD"
>>3571101>>3571076This.Oh and >FLAME AURAS (UP TO 50 FEET AROUND ANONYMOUS)Get those Trolls off ya back.
>>3571110>>3571076Mainly. Something about Gromushka already being at the peak of his power while we're already heating up.And make sure to keep those Trolls off of yo with AoE attacks, we don't want to get boddyslammed and piled up to death.
>>3571076So yeah what if i was born a few weeks ago
>>3571128How many days old is anon?
>>3571131The... "situation" with the Wand and Sabrina was like three-four days ago.
>>3571134So we are a 3-4 day old child we must be close to our cruel side
>>3571149"thanks, I was born 4 days ago."
>>3571076>"thanks, I was born 4 days ago." grap him by his balls and use the fire aura roast his chest nuts then scree with all our anger "CHILDREN ARE VERY CRUEL TOM! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!"
A: "I'm a-">You almost choked again>No>You grit your teeth>All three sets of them>Your form>Flexes>Like a meat wet-suit>Then>You straighten upA: "I'm a child huh!?">They are still laughing>Calling you names>It burns>It hurts so muchL: "Feel it more."A: "What?"L: "Don't suppress it. Don't temper it. Your hatred.">Fire Aura Ultracont
>>3571125L: "Revel in it."https://youtu.be/9Mv9lYe9aRYEVERY TROLLIN THE 50 FOOT RADIUS>Makes a Dex Save>Being Trolls>They can replace Dex Saves for CON SAVES>With Disad for being against Fire>Oh>Wait>DID YOU MEAN INFERIORITY!?>Because this form>Does not play with fireA: "You -are- fire, Tom?!? Well I'm just a kid. Didn't you hear em!? I'm a baby!">Tom is floating cross-legged in the air>Eating Popcorn chickenT: "More Honey Mustard."D: "Yes, Master."A: "A thumbsucking TITTY DEMON. A crib livin' ass diaper shitter!"T: "Ok that's a lil heavy."cont
>>3571204>The Army gets a 16 total on their CON Save>Ah>That's not nearly enough to resist youA: "You wanna know some shit about HUMANS Gromushka!?">You>Walk>Forward>As green skin pops like Gangrenous Bacon>As bright red and purple hairs sizzle to black cinders>Gromushka sees this>Grimmaces>Then>Walks forwardA: "Oh? You're approaching me?"Gr: "Warlords don't run."A: "Well baby humans.">You and He are nose to noseA: "Lack Empathy.">Gromushka Gets 12 total on his CON save>He's FRYINGGr: "Mmffmmmrrrrrrrrrrr">He takes half your STR + WIS Power in fire damage every turn he stands toe to toe with you>The other trolls flee>Like ticks from a hot needle>They want to retreat>18 toughness check from their leader howeverGr: "HOLD!">He thunders>His spit evaporating before it reaches youA: "This is you. At your best. Isn't it?"Gr: "I've trained for War my entire life."A: "I'm 4 days old."Gr: " Wh-"A: "And I'm better at it.">26 vs your AC>CRACK!>Even on fire>Even losing his troops>This Troll still wants roll>He has punched you dead in the JawANONYMOUS TAKES 22 PUNCH DAMAGEYou are at 20 HP>You are dealing a base 33 Damage Per turn>You reach for his balls>Oh wait>No fingers>You Rocket Punch his Ballsack and grab it with both BAttering Ram Ham Hands>CON saves don't stop this from hurtingGr: [SilentScream.wep]What do?
>>3571209Well we don't have fingers, and we can't just let him keep hitting us, let's give him a hug and hold him down so he can't do anything while we roast him. Metaphorically and literally.
>>3571209>Quietly "Are we done here, or do I have to slaughter more of your people with my 3 warriors? I'd rather not see such a strong ally weakened by pointless conflict, even more so for the real battles to come. I think we've both proven our strength here. >if he accepts then release him and pull back to heal and invite him back here for a formal alliance in 3 days. >if not, then rapidly accelerate upwards and then let him go flying upwards and out of melee range. Readying a crushing meteor strike when he lands and is dazed.
>>3571233I want to give him the chance to save face with his people and strengthen our bond with the Trolls. If he can disengage without losing face to his people while also submitting to us then we can offer formal alliance and we have a troll army. Maybe they can move their camps back to Webhollow and set up a unified camp here in their ancestral lands. Its Win Win. We get troll satellite state, they get their lands back.
>>3571209[red] Overdramatic fire bitch slap [/red]
>>3571233>>3571251Changing to support this poor lad.
>>3571251>>3571264How are you ensuring he doesn't one hit KO us?
>>3571209>>3571251Lets get this fight over before our HP goes to 0 again.
>>3571267The Fight is over if he hits us one more time.
>>3571270So we gotta finish it this turn.
>>3571271You're hoping we either have him stunned or another attack will finish him? We have to disengage to get heals or do something that keeps him from attacking.
>>3571233Hold him.>>3571234>>3571239Give him a chance.While readying the Suplex.>>3571251Just fuckin' slap him back.Many instincts rule you, Anonymous.>None more than your greed>Golden Sun>SpeaksGS: "I came out here with 3 fighters. A demon...an me.">A quick look around reveals>The trolls have lost every combat roll overall against your special units>All 3>Which means they would have lost %100 of their force>If not for their regeneration>With Tom and Your fire in the mix>Bodes are left as molten husks>Some organs still pulse and squirt%40 of their total force however>It's just black bones and armor>The other %60 is injured>Your side has lost no one>You have 2 injured units>Yourself>and Shiloh>Who shredded the trolls that tried to overwhelm and keep her apart from the rest>It was 5 people from your ranks>Versus their small armyGS: "And I'm winnin.">Golden Sun>Arrogantly ChucklesGS: "I want you tah come back. Three days. Wit some fuckin BRAINS. Somebody who makes decisions. Sos we can work this out. Otherwise. You're gonna have a -lotta- burnt corpses to serve your orphan fuckin' babies.">Yeah>Yeah that's a good planT: "Man. By the balls. That'sh intenshe."D: "Ranch, sir?"T: "Home No. Ranch is nashty. Get me some Dil Yogurt."D: "As you wish.">Yeah>A good plan>>3571267>>3571251>>3571264>You turn to go>Then stopGS: "Wait...wait...dere was one thing.">YOUR ELBOW>BECOMES>A JET ENGINE>AS YOU WIND UP TO SLAPP SHIT>INWARDGS: "You FUCKIN' LAUGHED AT ME!"ROLLSTRENGTHWith advantage!That's 2d20s boysWe take the higher result
Rolled 1, 16 = 17 (2d20)>>3571284>That's 2d20s boysTry not to make it lethal?
Rolled 20, 4 = 24 (2d20)>>3571284
Rolled 20, 19 = 39 (2d20)>>3571284PSYCH!
Rolled 8, 19 = 27 (2d20)>>3571284
>>3571287>>3571289>>3571291>>3571294BLESSED FLAMING ROLLS!
>>3571284After this we should go use the living troll guts to heal ourselves and heal Shiloh. The Monsters need to see we care for our people.Also to check her collar and give her some headpats and belly rubs.
>>3571299I support this
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>3571287>>3571289>>3571291>>3571294Time. To see the winner.In new form.Questo Blanco.
I hope you guys had a blast.... Today has been a work day from hell for this anon... Not even enough time to participate in a single roll...
>>3571291The winner... L: "Your fury is the answer. Your passion. The key." https://youtu.be/8HXlvA9a_TA>I->Anon you were doing so well>You ARE but-L: "Now we have made it clear.">You had a plan>You have friends who could have helped you>You almost had balanceL: "When you control it all. You are balanced enough.">Your first>Is a balistic Missle>Base 22 Damage>Fire Weakness Triples>66>You crit...>Anon deals 132 Damage GS: "NOBODY. LAUGHS.">Gromushka>Closes his eyesGS: "AT THE KING!">He becomes>A SPRAY>OF BLUE BLOOD>A CINDEROUS>CLOUD>OF ATOMS>And his Skeleton has to catch up to what's left>Somehow a scream escapes his coal teeth>Like his soul were puppeting his corpse to shield his already evaporated eyes>His hair is next>Iron bloody Cords>Spewing off as slag>finally>Every scrap of calcium that comprised him>Vanishes>IMPLODING TO THE POINT OF YOUR FIST>Which is when you uppercut>MAKING THE PEA SIZED MOTE OF BONE>Explodecont
>>3571305>Light>Sound>All vanish>Into Golden Waves of Flame>The Trolls flee into their caves>The sound of your voice>Shaking their brain stems into a sweating horrorGS: "THREE. DAYS."D: "Point. Anonymous.">Tom>Slow ClapsT: "Heh. He's pretty cool."D: "Indeed, sir.">Jackie and Hekapoo>Watch from the Castle WallsH: "See? What'd I tell ya?"J: "You told me couldn't change."H: "Exactly."J: "Never said I listened."H: "Sheesh. Five whole minutes in the Negative Zone and you still believe in him?"J: "Believe what you see.">Hekapoo>FrownsJ: "That kid's a monster.">Jackie flips her board>Catches it>Then balances it on her palm>Pointing for the SunH: "Are you blind?"J: "No.">Jackie>SmilesJ: "I'm on the right side."SESSIONEND!>Your Wisdom is now +8!>Your Strength is now +2!>Raise your fist, defiant one>Fire>FIRE GOOD>Until the wrong person gets burnedSEE YOU NEXT TIME!FRIDAY!2:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay BlesstLove,Quest
>>3571366I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!
>>3571366>>3571370No Anon, you aren't. You almost died again. You Killed a combatant that was surrendering for a minor slight. Again you dipped into absolute cruelty and overkill for no gain. You can't make the world better by crushing it into dust. Look at Luna, look at where that got her. Keep feeding the darkness inside your soul Anon and its going to swallow everything and then you to can be king over a universe of dust and emptiness. That was pathetic anon. Absolutely pathetic.
>>3571374Hey, high school drama class. It's a meme. Besides, we were literally screwing around the entire time. If things were really deep we had a hundred backup plans that we could've hit that wasn't flex off with Tom. And I didn't see no surrendering from those trolls. I doubt they would, their language seems to be violence. All I'm sayin' is, GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
>>3571374ok anon was 100% overkill
>>3571385To be fair, we wanted to end it in one hit. We did just that.
>>3571384We didn't have a back up plan, Anon just rushed right in, no thinking, no planning, no tactics, he just went for a stupid bowling game to impress tom while burning an army to death AND he almost ate shit. We won because the troll army literally fucked its rolls. If the warlord got a second hit in we would have died.What's fucking monstrous is after we humiliated the dude and walked away WE THEN DECIDED THAT NO, HE MUST DIE FOR MAKING A JOKE AT US while he sits on the ground, half melted with crushed genitals.Is that who Anon want's to be? A thin skinned baby that will kill anyone that even makes a sideways glance?There was nothing honorable about that kill, there was nothing glorious, there wasn't a shred of loyalty in that. We nursed our own ego instead of showing a single shred of anything redeemable. Meanwhile Shiloh sits injured by a tree, the castle watching our cruelty and anon just gives in further to his negative emotions while once again, ignoring the damage hes taken. This was absolute poor showing Anon and you should be ashamed.
>>3571418>This was absolute poor showing Anon and you should be ashamed.Nah, it was pretty cool. In the face of danger and embarrassment, Anon took what hurt him and used it to his advantage to protect those he loves from those who wanna hurt them. On his own. I'd say that's redeemable. Show's he's a reliable king. And it shows the trolls and others not to fuck with us via coming to our place and attacking us. Besides, Jackie believes in us. So we gotta be doing something right. Good show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSP0SOimhA
>>3571441He didn't do that at all.He fucked up, got embarssed and just went deep into his own negative emotions to pull up enough fire to keep him from dying. He did not send KK or Susan to grab Shiloh, just left her limping back to safety. We showed the Trolls that we aren't an honorable fighter and will kill a submitting enemy.Anon totally lost his shit and while Tom may think its cool. The people watching saw it for what it was.A miserable excuse of a tantrum. Jackie doesn't believe in us, she knows us and knows what we will do which is literally anything and everything to reach the end goal of bringing back her world. She doesn't care how anon does it, only that we do it and she can go back and hug her family.I want anon to finally feel some fucking shame, understand he fucked up and try to actually learn instead of just treating this like some dumb game and live his life. Luna is literally Palpatine screaming DEWIT.
>>3571458>just went deep into his own negative emotionsEnough about "negative emotions." That's some black and white bullshit. Anger's great, it tells you when you've been wronged and how to act accordingly while also giving you the drive to carry out that act. And you need to know when to hold it or when to use it. This was a time to use it. It's like happiness, too much of it is bad obviously. But not enough and you just live an awful life. >will kill a submitting enemy.If we didn't kill him in one hit he would've killed us. Something you yourself was worrying about. I don't remember him submitting at all. Again, moved through the flames to punch us instead of running or submitting. Along with continuing to plan attacks on us to take our home from us and kill our friends and family. >I want anon to finally feel some fucking shameYou stupid shit, you fucking voices in his head make him feel nothing but shame. Always complaining about not picking their options. The kid needs more positivity in his life. Instead of feeling bad about every single choice he fucking makes.
>>3571465There was nothing righteous or justified about the anger anon was feeling. Anger is never something to lose yourself or revel in.We turned to go, releasing our grip after having crushed and burned his dick and balls. We wasn't moving, his troops were fleeing and he was going to die for good if he doesn't get away. He was down and we could have easily stepped far enough back to avoid a strike. Don't try to sugar coat his actions.Anon is totally and completely unable to engage in objective self-reflection. He is about to ride high on this "victory" and "showing up those who attacked him", totally disregaurding that these warbands are trying to reclaim their ancestral land after generations of living in the margins. We also killed nearly half of them. Anon needs to feel shame for not actually thinking about his actions for once and what they say about him. Anon needs to recognize the absolute shithead hes become. He's riding high on chasing glory, ignoring the world around him. Just like warplanet. It doesn't matter to Anon who dies, what is destroyed, who suffers as long as he Wins. It doesn't take a genius to recognize where that gets you.
>>3571486>We turned to goReally, not sure why we even did that. The vote was to give him the SLAPP and end it right then and there. In terms of actual decision making Anon was quick and to the point, but because of vote mixing of basically two different agenda's >Try to reason>End it nowBoth of which are valid if we went with either one. But then Quest turned it into a thing about being embarrassed. So ehh. >Anon needs to recognize the absolute shithead hes become.He's not really become any more of a "shithead" than he has before. Like literally aside from killing a troll who was one hit away from killing us what's he done that's bad? He befriended Tom and gave him his dick pic back while complimenting him, addressed his monster citizens and the concerns they had as best he could during a fucking attack, and he made sure his fighters got out of the way so they didn't get burnt to a crisp in his flaming rage. I don't see what's so shitty about any of this?
>>3571374... OR... Or... You've just taken out their warlord. Their Frontline bastion of morale and leadership. Which leaves them in a situation quibbling amongst themselves for leadership or someone to stand up. In 3 days. In fighting breaks out. The group fractures into factions. And each one realizes... They can't take you. Not in 3 days. So they come to the table. Or perhaps they come to bend the knee, to put Anon as the warlord rather than face the reprisal of another skirmish like the last.Who knows? I sure as hell don't, but I think if they stop getting all aggressive, testing our defenses, and instead join to become additional muscle... Living, regenerating muscle... Muscle you could get willing BFB that REGENERATES AT THE END OF A ROUND... Then yeah... That'd be pretty fucking dope.
>>3571874Oh hey, this works too.
I think the biggest issue is that Anon isnt ruling like a king. Hes ruling like a sad little bitch. Nothing cool about that. Nothing cool to respect at all.
>>3571418>>3571458>>3571486>>3572341Lurker here, If I may, I'd like to offer some Insight Into these posts.Shut the fuck up.We had an enemy that was trying to kill us. Now we don't. Sometimes, you simply don't have the luxury of sparing them, especially when they can keep getting back up and up and up, and you can't. Not without fire, at least.Besides, you voted If he didn't surrender to kill him right? Another anon voted to slap his shit and though anon was about to leave, he didn't exactly surrender. So we slapped.>>3571509This anon has a point here, that Quest having anon do the whole 'NOBODY LAUGHS AT ME' thing was more or less just Quest doing his narrative flavor, we the anons didn't actually strike him out of vengeance, but practicality. Self preservation comes first.Hekapoo saying we can't change and quest doing his whole 'narrator Is moderately disappointed In you while Luna approves of your turn to the darkside' Is a bit much from my perspective. Did we not just turn down Toffee? Did we not just fight these Trolls to protect others? Are we not trying to spare the majority of the Trolls and took the burden of the fight ourselves to spare our subjects lives?Anon does have a bloodthirsty streak. Anon does want to win. Anon can be cold and not care about suffering around him selectively at times. However, he does have people he wants to protect. He does want to leave the world a better place, and he does regularly learn from his mistakes, and he still has people to support him and reel him In.Anon Is doing fine with what he has. He's growing, so don't get so emotional about one rather understandable execution, as he would have attacked us had we not finished him. He did NOT surrender. On the political side, we can very well take the trolls under our wing like we have the other monsters, and with the right management and guidance everyone wins. The way I see It things are looking to end up rather nicely. (And we can raise the dead as skeletons, so there's that.)
>>3571486>A nat 1 vs a nat 100>Followed by another nat 20...yeah, you know what. I'm just gonna call bullshit on this entire assessment. Why? Because narratively, that was the element of surprise that popped up. That's part of the fun and the randomness of the adventure. We're talking a 1 in 2000 chance of that shit happening... And yet here it is. THEN follow it up with that crit (via advantage)? Roughly 3 in 800,000 chances. When faced with such odds, it only makes sense for Anon to go back to his most basic of instincts, instilled, engrained, and grown throughout his life.Anon had basically come to expect, if not understand the dismissal during the ball, with the 'adults'. That was just par for the course. But this? With these ragtag, hooligan scrubs? Bullies trying to muscle in on territory we fought hard to obtain and secure for our little fledgling kingdom. Nah, that insult couldn't stand.You can argue with the semantics and maybe the details that Quest may have chosen to use or didn't use... But given how the rolls eventually turned out, the end result was damn near guaranteed. Anon was going to critically fail any attempt at 'cool' factor, with the exact opposite occurring. The trolls were going to resist Anon to such an extent that it ended up negatively affecting Anon. Anons response, in this case, violence to drive off the leader, met with critical success. Anon did nothing wrong. He acted in protection of his territory and citizenry, as he had promised. It was just the will of the dice gods that things rolled out the way they did.
This just gets stupider and stupider.
>>3571509>>3571509Well I sure don't mind clarifying.The reason Anon almost walked is because of the vote-window.I waited 20 minutes then counted.Once I start writing usually that's that.But.Several pals popped in and supported a new vote. One changed theirs entirely.So it was clear that was a last second decision change on Anons part.That came out as one would expect.And while you pals get to make decisions in a vacuum. Anon is right there. In his own shoes.So there had to be a reason.Survival instincts can very well be a factor but it was you players who wanted to use the rage of embarrassment in order to fuel your wrath.That crit?Seemed pretty gassed up to me.Stay blesst pals.Try to remember. You're all on the same team in the end.
>>3572409Its not enough to act like a animal if anon wants to have anything remotely like the life he wants. Dont hide his cruelty behind a mask of self defense. The dice rolls are meaningless besides outcome. Anon has full control over his reaction to them and he acted extremely poorly to the point where thats becoming who he is, and its driving friends away. >>3572396Youre even more off baseThe trolls were a pathetic enemy and we could have easily sat back and slaughtered them with minimal effort. Anon was only in danger because he, like an idiot, went into meele combat without his AOE up and engaged in a slautgher to impress Tom. Even taking all of his actions as self defense and setting them aside (how could you even) thebact of murdering the warboss is what seals Anon as a petulant child who is going to grow into a tyrant to fuel his own ego. Warboss was in agony and had lost to a child. The redeemable action would have been to let him save face and come back as an ally. Hes just dead now and the trolls lost a leader and a good number of warriors on a planet that is in constant war. No one walked away better from this conflict. Least of all Anon. Im his biggest fucking fan and supporter and even this makes me seriously reconsider him. I hope the fuck that someone lectures his ass. Not that he would listen.Maybe instead of grying to defend Anons actions you take a think about how his actions make him look.
>>3572736Fuck you bitch, we won, troll boss went out in a blaze of glory, the end. Quit your worthless bitching.
>>3572736>The trolls have been attacking our people so killing some of them to stop It makes us an evil tyrant waaaLook, I'm not disagreeing with you about some things. I do think we need to be careful going forward because Anon does need to stay on the right path and not go down the road of just another warlord. Just another power hungry warlock. Hell, could we have gone about that fight better? Probably yeah. However, you saying this 'seals anon as a petulant child who Is going to grow Into a tyrant to fuel his own ego' Is defeatist as fuck. And uncalled for. And this Isn't the first time I've heard this kind of talk, I've seen people chastise anon as a monster before, but we've gotten better with time. Are some people concerned that Anon's tendency towards violence Is all he Is? Just a raging child? Well fuck em. We all know damn well that Anon's more than that, so stop being overdramatic.Don't defend the trolls here. They were the aggressor, and we didn't even kill them all. We killed *just enough* to send them running, and the Warboss was In fact the last piece keeping them from fleeing. He WOULD NOT surrender, so what else would you have us do? Despite your misgivings about how we fought we WERE in melee range and we WERE low enough that we would die from one hit.I STILL don't like how quest made It about ego IC when none of us were concerned with that, (oh hey look this statement Is wrong In hindsight) It paints a bad picture and that's what you seem to be focusing on here.>>3572512>Survival instincts can very well be a factor but it was you players who wanted to use the rage of embarrassment in order to fuel your wrath.I uh->>3571087>>3571101>>3571110He's right we did vote for that detail, I didn't even notice that.>>3571083You don't get to talk, voting to act needlessly sadistic you hypocrite. Oh yes, what a monster anon Is woe Is us I can't believe he's falling down a dark path LET ME VOTE TO ROAST HIS GENITALS HAHAHA oh man you guys are awful.So yeah, we the players need to watch ourselves that's always been a problem. And since that's the problem we need to have some tact and restraint as we always have. Stop dooming about how anon Is going to just go down this one dark path and you're giving up on him. You want him to go down a better path? Vote like you do, and stop just whining about It.
Oh, Anon. Maybe you do are way over your head.I do wonder if things could've turned out differently. Probably.Did you really need to fight? You needed them to not attack you, but could you had gone throught it another way?Did you even try to talk to them before the fight? After?Would you had even stopped and consider this had you not been called out? I hope you would've.Moral imlications aside, your lack on foresight and short temper made this situation into an impractical one.Aren't you trying to get the trolls to trust you? To be on your side?What will you do if they decide Ludo is a less scary and safer alternative in regaining their lands.Oh right!All that the trolls want is the land that was stolen from them by the Mewmans. Lands that you took for yourself. They're not the bad guys here. Are you?This remind me of the time you lost your temper in Purrkistan. What a whallop you gave Wondervon...What would had happened if you had killed him instead of just knocking him out for the so terrible sin of insulting you and Luna?You wouldn't have such an imporant ally with you, would you? I don't think so.
SESSION!START-U!https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac?list=RDPBAl9cchQac>You are>Still Anonymoushttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharingYOU A LEVEL 17 MAGICAL MAYHEM MAKER>And>You've just driven off an army of Trolls>From your new home>CASTLE WEBHOLLOW>The enemy has retreated>Their leader is sizzling troll fat and black dust at your feet>You feel>Awful>Not cause you regret the killingA: "Stop...">You mutter to yourself>As Tom>Your new pal>Prince of Hell>Descends from the skyT: "Final score. 2-1. All me baby. Nice moves. You feelin' it yet?"A: "I feel sick..."T: "Oh what? You mean cause of the laughter? Dude, it's combat. I can't tell you how many people beef it running around on ground slick with blood or- Oh! This one time I ripped my shorts wide open in the b-"A: "That wasn't kingly.">Tom>BlinksT: "Huh?"A: "No. NO. Fuck you bitch, we won! Troll boss went out in a blaze of glory, the end. Quit your worthless bitching!">Your fist>RaisesA: "I was gonna roast his genitals."T: "Y-yeah...it was awesome."A: "I could have just...">You aren't centered right nowA: "I need to rule better than this. Like a King. I love a good challenge.">You de-transformA: "I hate showing my ass...">You pause>Look at TomA: "But that explosion tho."T: "AWwww YEAh-HeheaH! Did you see their faces when I griddled them into mush!"A: "Did you see their leader just accept his death LIKE A PUSSY!?">Hype>Yeah>Hype>Stay hype>You still need a suit of armor from the giantsbut>Home is now SafeKK: "We shall gather deh dead. Dey will serve eventually. Provided time to concentrate I can raise dem all long enough for Wondervon to do...someting' wit dem."Su: "I'm gonna get Shiwoh patched up."Sh: "Where's Hekapoo?"Su/KK: "..."Sh: "What? Sh- she's cool! I want her to sign my cookie cutters."What do?
>>3574714Nice thinking Killa. I suppose now's the part where we go ask our friends in the sky for some help. Let's get that over with.
>Use some troll fat to heal everyone up. Collect the rest and try to preserve it>raise the dead trolls to save their souls>try and raise the warchief>find out what their burial customs are from on of the spirits >go to hekapoo and aak what we should have done to try>take a moment to reflect on our actions. Anon, we were a bit harsh but dont feel guilty or bad. Make amends now as best you can and do better next time. Its not strong to gloat over cruelty and its not weak to acknowledge your failings. We belive in you kid.
>>3574722Sorry, ask hekapoo what she would have doneThenTry to take a moment and reflect how that wasnt very cash money of us.
>>3574714Anon, your mood Is swinging back and forth because you're going back and forth between the emotions of the different posters.>Maybe you should come to terms with that before anything else.You've got 20 will now, correct? Sort of, technically.
>>3574722>vote to slap that shit>"that wasn't very cashmoney of us."GEE, I WONDER WHY.
>>3574711Oh well. What's done is done, and you cannot take it back.What's important is what you do from now on. What will you do after this?With all of these, mangled, charred corpses on your hands?>>3574714Well, if you ask me. Leave the regular trolls to raise for KK. Lets see if an undead can raise his stats on his own.If you can save and raise anything from Gromushka do so. Even if you have to go into Raise Dead Exoform and are able to raise only his soul do so.We cannot afford to waste anything, and a Warlord we can learn intel from would be very useful... as well as being able to barter in a better position when the time comes.>Patch everyone up.>Go back to Webhollow. make a statement to the monsters about how you've decided to allow Shiloh and the Monster's collective wish of not being spied upon thanks to her loyalty. They may still approach any skeleton if they need something or want to contact Anon.If you go with the Sky Giants, make it clear from the get go that you're not here for their Sky Steel, but that you'd still like to see if they could make you a Fire-Proof Armor, as well as arrange how you can become closer allies in the future.Maybe you can still salvage this situation that is your soul Anon.Just don't fall into "No Matter How I Look At It, It's Your Fault I'm Already A Demon."
>>3574729Might not be the best time to go deep in to a meditative trance and get your head around the fact that you were an NPC that got a bunch of higher dimensional shitposters tacked onto your being by a big blue goofus. I for one would like to finish the hell quest before we do that.Also we are all dank so its cool.
>>3574732Support making a statement to the monsters and asking the Giants for fire armor. We maybe can bring them a gift so that its a fair trade.Maybe some of the troll fat? I don't know what Trolls like.
>>3574730I didn't vote to slap the dude, I voted to disengage out of melee range and demand he surrender before slapping but whats done is done and yeah, it wasn't cash money at all.
>>3574714Sheeeeeeiiiiit. Guess I better throw in my two cents of encouragement. Anon, you did fine. Whatever your choices were influenced by, whatever other option there was, don't dwell on it. Stick by your choices, and work off of them. You've doubted yourself enough. You're a king now. Or you're at least working to become one. You'll make choices that don't sit right with you, and there's no avoiding that. No choice is perfect. All you can do is stick by them and believe in yourself. If you don't, then how can your people ever believe in you?
>>3574734I think It's better to take care of this now rather than later. The longer we wait the longer It's a problem and Betty White Is going nowhere.It might not even take that long, we could at least give It a try, give Anon some peace of mind. A grip on the situation.
>>3574752You're right that as a king you should never inspire doubt in your actions, but you can make amends for decisions that you didn't like or turned out poorly. Never admit wrong but always make amends and inspire inner strength in yourself and those around you.
>>3574757That sounds like a dangerous thing to teach a kid. Admitting when you're wrong Is a sign of character rather than stubbornly refusing blame.Kingly Inspiration Is one thing and owning your mistakes Is another.
>>3574721>>3574732Along with my words of encouragement, I'll switch to support these actions for a clearer picture of what to do.
>>3574764I'll clarify then.As a king, in public and acting as a king we have to put up an edifice that we cannot be wrong or anything that makes our SUBJECTS question us or else the whole system of being a king falls apart. In private to our friends and to our-self we need to be honest and admit when we have acted poorly or incorrectly and work on being better than we were in every way. This is the big leauges and there is little margin for error.
A: "Killa Kente.">Killa>Bows>Shiloh sees this>She bows too>Susan>Leans on her sword>Looks at them>Then at youSu: "Shup, bitch?"A: "Your hairline, Faggot."Su: "I'm a Dyke, Shithead get it Wight."T: "What is happening here?">You approach Killa without explaining yourself to TomA: "You raise their soldiers. Leave their leader to me.">You turn for the pile of troll-grease that was Gromushka>You see>Nearly nothing left>Wait>There was more grease before>His blood and skin evaporated with your fire punch b->Oh>His fat>All the Trolls Fat>Wherever a troll fell, reallyThe grass is growinghttps://youtu.be/vztRqe_CHC0>Fast enough to see>Thick as carpet>It turns the area around Webhollow into a chest high grassland in moments>Followed by woody plants>Shrubs>Wildflowers>All on hills of dead Trolls>One's remaining eye is split open into a blueberry bush>That covers your shoe>Killa hacks at the shrubs with his MacheteKK: "We can still harvest dem.">He psionically whistles to the castle>A WAVE OF SKELETONS>Come out to harvest anything they can>Shuffling it off to the castle walls when they get a green body free from roots and leaves>Even a few onions>You reflect for a moment>On yourselfcont
>>3574813A: "Ok...">You swallowA: "I'm still bad."T: "I can still -be- bad."A: "Huh?"T: "You're self helping right? My therapist does that to me all the time. Reframes. YOU aren't bad...but you can do bad things."A: "I see that. I'll still stand by it."Sh: "No one should question y-"A: "Go get healed.">Shiloh>Freezes>Like a wolf caught drinking>You know you need to stand by yourself>Still>They can't bootlick>Your subjects>It's never appealed to you as much as freedom>Or respectA: "They need to believe in me.">You roll Muscles' Shoulder>As a tiny bit of trapezius muscle shows next to your neckA: "So I will too.">As for the Warchief>There is>Nothing left>Just Bright Red Flowers>With golden centers>Just like his Hair and Eyescont
>>3574819A: "I'm going to see the giants."T: "Cool. Can I come?"A: "Sure.">You head>For your new homeA: "First I gotta tell the Monsters-">Hard cut to the Main HallA: "I've made up my mind. No more spying.">Relief from the entire groupW: "Why should we believe you?">Wudo>Has caused tensionA: "The Skeletons can transmit me anything they see or hear. Like this.">You squint>Then spot>Sabrina>Smooching her Pillow>It has your face drawn on it>Poorly>You snap backA: "...ANYWAY BYE."Sh: "What?"A: "SKY GIANTS. BUSINESS.">Your whole body is hotA: "ARMOR TO BATTLE HELL."T: "Woo! I'm coming!"A: "I never said that!"Su: "Can I come? Can Bow?"B: "BORK!">Well?>Who comes?-You already plan to ask for fireproof armor-Not skysteel>Do you take a tribute?Y/N?WHAT TRIBUTEInventory Here.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit?usp=sharing
>>3574822Collect a bunch of the warlords flowers. Two bunches, save the roots.One for the Sky Giants Queen as a token of our admiration a gift from the land to the sky. The other to work into the armor. Blood of the fallen, worn into battle to honor his memory.
>>3574822I mean, shit Susie if you want. Giant's might like Bow, so bring him. Take him home if they don't like him. Tribute though, hmm... present's are always nice. I'd say music, but there's a risk of them not liking it. Hurt their ears 'n such. Lot of the things we could give them are too smol for them. So I'm at a loss.
>>3574822Susan is a Mewman. She would not be welcome to the sky giants as they allied with the pony headsTake Hekapoo, shes a fellow smith and ask Jackie if she would like to go flying.
>>3574822Who comes? Anybody who wants to. Except Kente, he needs to be here to lead In our absence. >Offering?We should have one but I don't want to give up anything In our Inventory to do so. I know It's greedy but I don't want to give up legendary artifacts.
>>3574829That... might work. Unfortunately we just don't know what they'd l.
>>3574822>>Do you take a tribute?>Y/N?Would the French Artifacts and silver be an acceptable gift? I say we take them. Probably a little bit on the small side.>>3574829>>3574837Not sure if Giants will appreciate flowers.Particularily their size, but I think at least they could appreciate craftmanship of the artifacts and the silver. And we really have no "music" to give to them, do we?Yes, Susan and Bow can come.Before we go I want to do some stuff. Can we talk to Wondervon? I want to see how things are going there. How much metal we have, how much he might need.I also ould like hi to FINALLY take a look at the Magical Capture device we got from the MiB.See if he can dissasemble and reverse engineer it. Make something of it.Shiloh is to stay with the Monsters, use this situation to promote the monster's trust in her and ourselves.
>>3574843>Susan's a mewman so they won't like her>Bring basically an overseer of all mewmansLike of all people allied with the mewmans, Hekapoo is definitely one of them.
>>3574848>Probably a little bit on the small side.That's the problem with giving them a tribute, we're so smol to them. if they were our size, we could give them some of our neat tech like a TV or something. Maybe they'll appreciate the gesture? Maybe they'll be offended, there's no real way to tell besides doing it.
>>3574850Yeah but she tries to court some level of neutrality. Im hoping that having a fellow smith around might provoke some friendly rivalry.
>>3574865>Yeah but she tries to court some level of neutrality.No not really, in fact last time we talked about the sky giants she wanted to steal from them. There's nothing neutral about that.
>>3574848The point of tribute is the thought it counts. Bringing her not only flowers, but something unique from our land that was won through combat is a big symbolic gesture.
>>3574848Oh, and french stuff and silver seems like the best option, I fuck with that.
>>3574843Hekapoo is one of the LAST people we should rbing the Sky Giants.Susan is with us. We can explain she's part of our reutine.
>>3574871Maybe we put the flowers in a french pot?The pot is one of a kind as the dimension it is from is dead as are the flowers.
>>3574870Its also a gift of earth from our owned land to the sky. Huge amount do symbolism also the Giant queen loves flowers. Bitches love flowers
A: "Bring up the French Silver.">It>Is brought>Ancient Stuff>Some Tarnished>Mostly however it gleams like a mirror>Despite the ageA: "This'll work."J: "For what?">Jackiehttps://youtu.be/PppNloWCMXg>She's come down from the walls>Her walk is>Different>Slower and easier>But she Covers ground fast>She's in front of youJ: "You gonna have a tea party with some giants, Tiger?">Your teeth clench>As a shudder goes up your backA: "You haven't called me that since we were still d-"J: "Flirting."A: "...You're flirting?"J: "Yeah. That's when I use it. So.">Jackie licks her thumb>Then takes some blood off of your cheek with itJ: "Who's headed for the wild blue ~yonder~?">She put way too much emphasis on the yonderA: "You sound like a drunk Cowboy."J: "And you fight like one."cont
>>3574938>>3574938A: "Clearly I want EVERYBODY to come with me to the Sky Castles.">ButA: "But.">Shiloh approaches from behind>Sees>JackieSh: "Hey."J: "Hey."Sh: "What do you value?"Sh: "I like your pants. They fit well."J: "Thanks. I wore them for 16 years once."Sh: "Did you not tear them?"J: "I learned to sew.">Jackie stops making eye contact halfway through>Shiloh>Plays it coolSh: "Next time."A: "Shiloh. Stay here."Sh: "Why!? WHYWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY-"Sh: "Kay."A: "Your people do better with than without you. You've shown enough...are those cookie cutters?"Sh: "Yes."A: "Get Hekapoo's Autograph. She stays too. She's on the -other- side of my political spectrum."Su: "Wibewtawian?"T: "Does -anyone- understand what she's saying?">Moving onA: "Bow is coming."B: "BORF!"Su: "What deh HEWW!"A: "So is Susan."Su: "WOO!"A: "Giants HATE HER."Su: "Wh-"A: "Or just Mewmans I guess. BUT! I don't care who hates you. Even if it's ME a little."Su: "Dash okay. I hate me too at night when I'm awone!">Chest Bump>She didn't knock you down this timeA: "Kente."KK: "Yes."A: "KenStay.">He it totally still>Glaring at a Trollish Corpse spreading Moss on your floorKK: "Yes."A: "Jackie. You come too. I- If you...if you Want I guess you could fly with me."J: "I'd love to.">DING DINGJ: "Sabrina?"A: "She will die. From SOMETHING I am like...certain of it."Su: "Maybe you!"A: "Maybe."A: "Hekapoo. Where is she?">Petrya speaks upP: "We saw ccher um...installingk cable.">Cable>WhyyyYYYYyyYYYYyyYYYyyA: "Fuck me I need internet."T: "I- I am coming. Right?"A: "Do you wanna?"T: "Yes."A: "So do. You...and me. Do being with me- I MEAN FUCK."cont
>>3574946>>3574946>You walk outside>Yank up some Troll Flowers>Especially the Warlord's>Then put them in everybody's clothes>Some in the potsA: "Let's go.">Tom>Jackie>Bow>SusanWhat a TEA-J: "Only two of us can fly."T: "Ha.">TOM SUMMONS A CHARIOT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF>It grows>WingsT: "Haha."UP IN THE CLOUDSALL OF YOUINTO THE AIR>Until the clouds become like a meadow>With twinkling snow-white driftsA: "What the?">You don't see Foss' house>Or the castle from before>You see a new one>Much>Much larger than any you've seen before>As you approach>With your motley crew>Bow>Eats some cloudSu: "Hey! Shtop dat!">He eats fasterSu: "MMMMMMM!">Susan prys his mouth open>As you>Open>The Door>SKREEEHHHHAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNK...It's Empty>The Whole castle>Which is built more like a humongous house>With expertly placed hand-carved tile floor>Seats of suspended Granite>Pillows stuffed with moving clouds>Hookah Pipes with Hoses as long as a Subway Train>All of it>Totally without a soul present>Merely the unabated Sunrise coming in from outside>And>The Sound of a Heavy Rainstorm>Deep in the back of the Main hall>Down a hallway carved into family portraits>You have found the home of the Sky Giants>You see>No oneWhat do?
>>3574950Shout out"FEE FII FOO FUMHUMAN BOYS HERE TO HAVE SOME FUN"
>>3574950"EXCUSE ME! YOU HAVE VISITORS! ANYONE HOME!?" Search around, actually, can't Bloodfeast see without "see"ing? Maybe briefly turn into him to scan the place?
>>3574938>>3574946>>3574950Call out?Would be rude to intude without presenting yourself.I do am curious and have several questions (that might or might not be better to elave for later). What did Jackie do in the Negative Zone? How long was ther there? What did her and Heapoo talk about?How can she still believe in us?
>>3574959>>3574950Could also raise dead form and see if any spirits are around that saw what happened.Maybe luna has a "see through time" spell that will play back the last thing that happened here.
We know the giants went to war but as someone else pointed out, where are the children. Do they even have kids? https://youtu.be/qWRUVh83Eqo
>>3574982Does Defiant, the giant we rasied in his skull fall under our ally spying ability? Maybe we can reach out and ping that
>>3574958>>3574959>>3574961A: "HELO!?"Su: "HEWWO!?A: "Is anyone here!?">NothingA: "Foss!"T: "Dude. Come. On, don't you have like. X-ray vision or something?"A: "I-"J: "He has a form with heat-vision like a snake and a form with Life Detect. Not X-ray."A: "What happened to you in the Negative Zone?"J: "A lifetime."A: "...why did you come back?"J: "I liked this one.">She>Smiles>At youA: "Why haven't you r-"J: "Emotional vulnerability's cute. Still. It's also gotta happen later."T: "If Emotional Vulnerability is cute. I must be HOT!"J: "You are.">You are going to Murder Tom Luci-J: "Insecurity ain't.">You calm down and are back to your senses about wether or not to murder TomA: "Hey! I gots goodies! Silver! Human craftsman sh- Aw fuckit.">You go>Rolling for it>2 on the d2RAISE DEAD FORM>Another Nameless CreationL: "Anonymous."A: "Mom?"L: "I've something you need."A: "What?"L: "I know what the Eye of Mammon can Do.">YOU SEE TWO LIVING SOULS WITHIN THE CASTLE>One>You recognize>Her "Song" is the same even in her Spirit>FossTHE OTHER SOUL IS OLD AS THE RIVERSFULL OF MISTAND MEMORIESBENTAND POLISHED>A Venerable Adult Male>Resting in a side room>Forging?>More like baking a cloudL: "It allows you to see the dice."A: "Dice? What dice?"L: "Oh, Child. He doesn't want to say."A: "Who? Glossaryck? Fuck him. What? Why would anything he wants affect y-">There is one UN Living Soulcont
>>3574950Your Father's.L: "The dice control everything. Everyone. Their actions. Their efforts. They are not threads. Nor are they a substitute. They are a constriction. When you are strong enough. You will be able to see them..."J: "Anon? You ok, Calcium breath?">You Rattle>You seethe>How?>HOW!?L: "You will see each person's next dice result. Before they even roll them.">You hear his voiceJohn: "It all can be better. All of it. It's just me now. Just me. I'll make it right. Nothing like my son will ever. BE. Again."SESSIONEND!Next Session!NEXT WEEK!MONDAY!1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!Stay, BlesstLove, Questhttps://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8
>>3575027>John: "It all can be better. All of it. It's just me now. Just me. I'll make it right. Nothing like my son will ever. BE. Again."Let's... think about this logically. We threw John into the Black Hole, and he fused with it. Mewni isn't dead, and we're in a giant's stronghold, a race which we know nothing about. For all we know, this could be a trick. Or some Giant magic. Show you your worst fear for breaking in. If it is John, we're really fucked. Namely because that means Black Hole is here, and he hates noise. And Mewni's probably even louder than earth. And we still don't have a way to combat it. We don't have the container for it, we don't have an immortal soul, we're really caught with our pants down and need to grab Foss and that adult male and basically everyone on Mewni out of the dimension.
>>3575027I would be immensely surprised if that actually is John, but at this point it's fucking typical honestly.
>>3575564If it is John, we need to delet his soul from existence so he doesn't fucking come back again like the purple guy from fnaf or something. This is gonna keep happening if we don't just remove him from everything. Though I'm sure that bab we gave the Diaz's would somehow turn into John because he's that much out to fucking get us.
>>3575573Well its dead....again so no worries there.
>>3575027Fucker is a god damn cockroach at this point, no wait, that makes the cockroach people we know look bad. He's fucking herpes.
>>3574714It's likely going to be another week of being unable to enjoy what Quest has to offer for me. But I will say... it's nice to see that even with the change of schedule, anons who still participate in post-session discussions can still have an impact. This feels like it will have even more weight, as general vote quantities are still lower from the adjustment... which seems to be correlating to a larger than ever amount of "anon chooses". It may be limited, but they can still impact the events as they unfold.>>3574813Does it grow from the death of it's host? or just from the object itself? these beings are regenerating... hell, you could Piccolo them to get rapid harvests... whether for trade goods or for your own food and growth stores, and then just wait for them to heal up. ... Did we ever plant those seeds from Luna? I think we did one or two, but not all. I wonder if it would work with those...>>3574819>Tom mentioning therapistI know some anons earlier were moaning about Anon needing to see a therapist himself. Heh, maybe this is the next closest thing we'll actually have for something like that.>>3574822>Sabrina being a cutiethank you Quest. I needed that.>>3574938>JackieI'm glad the time and space in the Negative Zone gave her the resolve and the confidence to handle what's coming. While I don't think classic Jackie who just wants to return things back to 'normal' is completely gone, I'm pretty sure this was necessary for her, as one of the last remaining humans, to get over her funk and lend a hand to someone she trusts to work towards achieving that goal. She's always been genuine, and if stepping more into the wild side is her means to that end, can only take that to mean she's all-in on actively helping us. Thank you Jackie. We won't let you down.>>3574946>Sh/JIt's like you could feel the electricity building up>ShAlmost feel bad for the girl. She and her group are more or less neutral, leaning positive on the spectrum of folks the Skygiants are likely willing to listen to. Would've been nice just to see how she interacts overall, but it is probably best to have her stay back with Hekapoo. Earning her 'scissors' (which i think is being implied here) isn't a bad option either. I'm still cautious about removing that collar, but I'd like to be able to trust her with guarding 'the pack' and recognizing that everyone gathered are obstacles to destroy.>>3575015>>3575027>The diceMentioned in the last session. Due to the crazy odds of what transpired. I wonder if it triggered something... why now of all times?>Johnfirst inclination is it's some kind of illusion magic. We encountered similar stuff when Anon was stuck in Toffee's castle/dungeon. Outside of that.. fuck, perhaps he talked or convinced the blackhole into merging with himself and just just an explosive increase to his own WILL, allowing us to hear him across the vastness of the multiverse.
SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/1bjD1tarzr4L: "There you are."A: "He's here."L: "Rage. So good to hear the sound of it.">The Rage is in your head>Normally Raise Dead form is stoic>Flat>Even now the fury you feel>Doesn't make any skin crawl>Or jaw clench>After all, you're a skeleton Shaped Crab Monster>Filled with Juicy Muscles-Tentacles>What do you have to fear?>Or HateA: "Dad."Su: "Anon? Hewwo? Did you shee anybody?">Raise Dead form>Activates the Wand>As Luna plays a strange song in your brain>It seems to vibrate through you>The Eye of your wand>Projects a blade of Blue/Black Fire>It Becomes>A scytheA: "Where...WHERE ARE YOU!?">Legless>You begin to float>Forward>Into this unknown CastleJ: "Anon. Anon! Skeleman, you better not be controlling him or we're g-">Luna appears>On your shoulder>Looks down on JackieL: "Hello again, Ms. Thomas."J: "...Where's your cheek marks?"L: "You've learned to look! How charming.">Luna doesn't stop you>She stokes you>She>SmilesL: "Find him. Always find him. Never let him rest."A: "He gets what he gave me. Living Hell."J: "Anon! Don't split us up! Snap out of it!"What do, Anonymous?F: "Who is? Hail?">Foss has heard you
>>3581179Stop. Remember two things1.Be Kingly 2.Never split the party.>Im still me Jackie, apparently my dad doesnt like to stay dead. I also may have zun goofed up not killing his soul. Something is wrong here, stay woke.>Call out. "FOSS, ANONYMOUS WEBWILLOW HAS COME TO VISIT THE QUEEN. WE SEEK AN AUDIENCE AND HUNT A FUGITIVE.
>>3581179Simple.>Snap out of it.John's in the black hole, y'dummy, remember?
>>3581179>Don't split up, that's a bad idea in any scenario. John might come and kill them when we're not looking>"Hi Foss. Good talking to you again. You wouldn't happen to know if there's an adult male here by the name of John Mcmoot?"
>>3581179Focus Anon.Revert Exoform to greet Foss.Introduce everyone and present the gift.Is this an illusion? Some sorta trick, how could he even be here? Well figure out later.We may even ask the giants about it.
>>3581179>J: "...Where's your cheek marks?"Wait, hold up. Fuck John. John could rip us in shreds, what's up with Mom? Fuck wait, what's up with Mom? Why are her teacups gone? Mom, plz answer.
>>3581214>>3581179We could check through the wands ability to keep tabs on our people? We dropped his soul into the mass in the blackhole (for some idiotic reason) so we could track the black hole with that. Could check if John is even here.
>>3581179>>3581188Essentially >>3581214Presumably, this is so totally some illusion that we're falling for. Considering we're supposedly immune to this shit but even Luna's being affected by it, something likely powerful is definitely going on atm.Level head, Nondo.
>>3581179Supporting >>3581187. Try using the trick >>3581232 mentions to rationalize or at least make sense of the situation.
We may wish to keep mimdscream form in mind. Good way to kill off illusions amd make a scene.
>>3581179>>3581242We may also want to let out presence be known to Foss. We aren't thieves invading her home. This was supposed to be a pleasant encounter...
>>3581232ESPECIALLY supporting this though.
>You>StopL: "You want to act the others should see you?"A: "I want to be better than I was."L: "You are. My magnitudes."A: "Gotta focus. I know he's not here. I know it."Do you?>You raise the Scythe>Turn back to your partyA: "I need to check something. Might have some trash that needs to be taken out.">All souls that enter your wand belong to you>They will return whever they are loosed from a vessel>And As such>Cannot escape your sight>Through the wand you feel out where John's Soul is>It is inside the Black Hole>In Earth Dimension>It is 150 feet from youJohn: "Son?">He sees youJohn: "Where are you? Don't you hide from me again.">He feels youF: "Hail? Visitor-">You snap out of itA: "Fucking impossible. I-">You notice>Your Mom>SkeletonSquint.mp4A: "What happened?"L: "What -is- happening, dear."A: "Why are you different?"L: "I don't let others decide what I am. Nor my appearance."A: "Stop being cryptic. Mom. This is spooky."L: "I've simply made a move to become more...accurate. You'll need the template.">She>Never stops smilingL: "For my return.">Foss is here>Towering above your group on the floor>Bow>Whimpers>Tries to hide behind Susan>Tom goes slack-Jawed>You>Exit your Exo-Form>SWOOSH!cont
>>3581307A: "Foss! It's me!"F: "It is YOU!"A: "CORRECT! Anonymous Webwillow!"F: "You FOOL!"A: "I- what?"F: "I am the SHOWERING when you arrive. Can you not knock!?"A: "Nobody here can reach your door handles."T: "Well, I can fly I just. Y'know. Like Urban Spelunking."Su: "You mean bweaking and entewing?"F: "A MEWMAN!">Foss>Pulls a Hammer>From a nearby stone table>Jesus>It is on-sight with this peopleA: "FOSS WAIT SHE'S WITH ME DON'T DO THIS!">Foss>Tries to stopF: "Huh?">SMASH!>25 on attack>She hits Susan>Dead on with that hammer>Dealing 12 DamageF: "sh- She was Anon friend!? OH NO! I HAVE CRUSHED HER TINY MEWMAN BODY I AM SO-">Susan>Has over 50 HP>She lifts the hammer head over herself>Glares at Foss>Who, despite being 50 times Susan's size>Blushes and Averts eye contactF: "Most sorries, small Fum."Su: "Anown Wemme Cwimb in her Nostwiw and bite somefing.">GrossA: "Foss. I came here to trade. Meet the rest of you. I want an audience with your Queen."F: "Queen?">Foss stands up>Adjusts the G I G A N T I C towel of Dark-Grey fur wrapped around her bodyF: "We have war council. No queen. High Makers."A: "Well them! I brought a gift.">Jackie unpacks Bow>Tosses you a chaliceA: "These are made of silver. Fine stuff. Ancient human artifacts."F: "Do they have flowers in them?">You>Smile>As the voice comes back into your headJohn: "I know I heard you. You know I heard you. Why fight what you deserve?">It's like an explosion in your spinal column>Now your jaw clenches>You whip out your wand again>Smack it onto the stone floorA: "Where?"F: "Where council?"A: "WHERE!?">The Wand Says>Earth>Inside the Black Hole>He IS the Black Hole>At least in-part>It says he's 75 Feet From youF: "They go to Earth-World. To find you."A: "..."F: "Because you are not-Mewman. So said the Mewman Fums. Shorties. As father calls them."
>>3581309>F: "They go to Earth-World. To find you."Oof... about that...Wait. How can Giants tell Humans and Mewmans on sight?
>>3581309Foss... Earth died. All of it. Our world gone. Felled by an ancient creature. I am fighting to undo it and the damage it caused. But if your people went to earth then they have fallen. I swear on the blood of my kingdom. They were swallowed whole by an ancient monster. One that is here now, wearing the soul of my father.
>>3581309>>3581309>John can't be here>But the Wand Says>He is close>Foss is here>As is some mysterious older Giant>All the others>Went to Earth>They might have gone to their death>How did they go to fucking Earth?There's your info, Anonymous.What do?>What creature has enough fur to make a Giant's Bath towel?
>>3581318FOSS, HOW DID THEY GO TO EARTH!? STOP THEM! BRING THEM BACK! NOW! WE'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T!
>>3581318Basically:>>3581317>>3581315Use your scissors to check on Earth Dimension. More accurately, where Earth was.
>>3581319OR FUCK THEY MIGHT ALREADY BE DEAD, CLOSE THE THING THEY USED TO GET THERE, CLOSE IT NOW, FUCK ALL FORMALITIES, THIS IS A DIMENSIONAL EMERGENCY! CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT!
>>3581325>>3581324Mh.... Oh That makes sense!Whatever they used to get here must still be open/active.Explain the situation to Foss and how we gotta shut off whatever that thing is.
>It is 150 feet from you>It says he's 75 Feet From youIT'S GETTING CLOSER THE GIANTS ARE ALREADY FUCKED PROBABLY, WE CAN SAVE THEM LATER WHEN WE SAVE EARTH, NOW WE NEED TO SAVE MEWNI AND THE REMAINING TWO GIANTS!
Okay the black hole cant come here but maybe it can send out parts of itself. It hates us, wants to destroy us because we, possibly luna, is the source of its unlife. We are a psionic beacon for this shit and the Giants must have some sort of portal to the earth Dimension.We need to communicate the following to Foss.1.Earth Dimesnion was destroyed by an undying ancient evil2.Everyone that travels there, at least to earth has died and their souls held captive3. The giants that left likely perished and wont come back until we undo what has been done.4.There is someone here that may be our dad, or a copy of it coming closer. 5. We need to find where the giants left and close that portal down.before anyone else is lost6.Susan thinks youre cute too Foss. Ask her out sometime. We need to party up and get going to attack whatever evil has come from Earth.
>>3581330I think it's Foss.
>>3581318>>3581327>>3581330OK ACTUALLY THIS, HOLY SHIT
Want to add that we need to tell our party about this as well so we are all ready.Also, dont see Raise dead forms.stats in the sheets, but could we stick this bit of the black hole into the flowerpot with raise dead and perfect vessel?
Alright Anon. Calm down before doing anything.Explain. Then deliberate. Then act.
>>3581363This is no time to be slow danger is now, acting needs to happen now! We're all going to die if we don't deal with this NOW.
>>3581370We have about 1 turn before its upon us. Enough time to get everyone ready and posed. Call it one round, 6 seconds. Enough time to get back and ready and start talking before it hits. Then make a break for the portal.
>>3581370>>3581375We need to figure out exactly what the giants did to get to Earth and how the link is still being maintained.To that we need to explain things to Foss so what she can clarify things to us and we can deal with this.
>>3581375This isn't about hits or whatever, a BLACK HOLE is coming for us! This is the second time y'all've forgotten what A BLACK HOLE IS! That thing will fucking rip us to shreds if it starts up, there is no "get ready" there's only "SHUT THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!"
>>3581381>>3581375I think what you're mising is that this thing is 75 feet away from us. Foss' house/castle is way bigger than that. Hell the whole room we're in is way bigger than that.We'd have already been able to see something obviously pointing to there beign a black hole nearby if it wasn't something not obvious/subversive.
>>3581398Its moving 75 ft a round, so to speak. Maybe through the floors. Maybe its a phantom only we can see? We need to close the portal and watch our for fuckery.Anon needs to, not relax, but not lose his cool. His dad died and was tortured in a he off anons making. We can do it again, black hole or not. Dont dip down into our black rage just yet. Rage and hate is a tool, one of many, but its a blunt instrument. This calls for surgery. Focus and cut it off at the source then when its in our claws, cut off and alone do what needs to be done. And for fucks sake give out some orders.
>>3581398The Black Hole can turn off its own gravitational pull, I don't know how, but it does do that, that's why it could sing it's shitty song and let us rant for a second until it started ruining the earth. If John realized we really were here and turned on his gravity, then we might not die because of starwalk, but Susan, Jackie, Tom, and Foss are going to get literally creamed. The planet will cook. We'll also slowly start to die from radiation poisoning again. STOP TRYING TO RATIONALIZE THIS AWAY AND FIX IT NOW!
>>3581318Supporting >>3581325 , >>3581332 . Only way something can be so close his Visa the portals.
Stop panicking, retards.Anon never does anything right when he's panicking.
>>3581426I think we agree. We need to close whatever portal the Giants opened, get rid of whatever projection of John the Silence is throwing out, and communicate to Foss that shit is very fucked. We also need to keep our party in the loop and maybe let Jackie take point? Hate to split the party but Foss, Jackie and Susan could handle the portal while Tom and Anon take the Shade of John.
https://youtu.be/q2hGpj4aguQ>So many thoughts>So many needs>Dad>Here>Can't be>No>He's gonna g y-A: "...He's gonna get everyone. Unless we stop it."F: "I don't understand.">Summon yourself, Anonymous>You have the power>You have to use itA: "Foss. My dimension is dead."F: "How you say so calm?"A: "I will mourn when time stops.">Foss>Is shookethA: "I'm a ball of hate right now. We gotta act.">You turn to your friendsA: "I can sense anybody's soul I capture.">You hold up the wandA: "I put my Dad's soul into the Black Hole that ate Earth. So it couldn't ever escape me...and I feel it. Here."J: "How?"A: "Exactly. Foss?"F: "Uh-">Foss>Is a little overwhelmed>So many people>So little pantsA: "How do your people get to earth?"F: "The dream door."A: "Close it."F: "They need it to come back! I am forbade from entering th-"A: "If what killed my world comes here. We all die. This world dies."T: "I can melt invulnerable objects.">Tom>Lights his hands upT: "Show me the door and I'll shut it."F: "I cannot LEAVE my father with this horror of which Shorties speak!"A: "You won't. I promise. I saved one giant. I'll save the rest. Somehow.">Foss>Picks everyone upcont
Since I know you can sometimes read and hear us Anon. Remember. John doesnt matter anymore. We killed him, hes dead. Even if something wears his face, hes dead and you killed him. He cant hurt you anymore as the man died, and soon we may be able to destroy his soul once and for all, but he has no power over you or your family. You and Luna are forever. Try and get that in your soul and start pushing out the bad times.
>>3581451>>3581451T: "Whoah!">Tom flips into Bow>Jackie>Does a flip>Gets way too low on a dex save for once>Lands>On TomT: "OW! My back!"J: "Why are you like- All bones, man?"T: "I'm %2 Body fat.">Tom Lifts his shirt>A B S T: "Hell's Hot."J: "Put that away."Su: "Mine awe bettew.">Susan did not even Roll the save>She just laid down in Foss's hand>Is playing with her towel fur>Foss>Sprints through the keep>Ducks a low hanging beam>Finds a door even bigger than she isF: "Uh...">She>Sings>A single note>High and clear>13>It's Pretty>Despite it's simplicity>The Door>Opens>You see a room>Who's floor is a shining Lake>This lake is massive>Easily Miles in Width>The Ceiling just as High>The Surface of the Water clearly shows>Empty>Black SpaceA: "That's home...">Stars begin to fade out>As you watch>A darkness swallows everything visibleF: "It cannot see the door! No one who is not dreaming can!"A: "IT WORKS BY SOUND! IT HEARS US! How do we CLOSE IT!?"F: "I-...I have to cry.">She has to crySu: "Anon.">Susan standsSu: "You wewe bown fow dis.">You have to make a giant Blue Girl CryJohn: "There you are.">You see him>In the darkness>Those old>Cold>Judging eyesWhat do?
>>3581466I mean. His body is still alive. All we did was take his soul out and put it into a new, way more dangerous body which he might or might not be able to gain control over.
>>3581469Foss, forgive me. Your father's dead, there's no bringing him back. He was swallowed up, probably suffocated before hand. And now he's trapped, suffering, in that thing. Forever. There's no bringing him back. I'm sorry.
>>3581469Touch her mind, reach out and show her our pain. She her everything the face that creature wears did to us. Make the connection on the surface only so we dont violate her privacy
>>3581469Huh... Everyone you knew and loved that went through that door is probably dead from that thing!>>3581485Yeah. That maybe.If anything else fails... we can just try physical pain.
>>3581469Supporting >>3581478. The clue was given in the event. Her first reaction was immediately to her kin. Her father. We can apologise afterwards and give our rally the troops shpeel after the crisis is averted, but we need those tear ducts good and moistened asap.
>>3581495>>3581478Alright. Lets go with this first.
>2 votes to show her your pain>3 to amplify hersA: "Foss. Your Father...Everybody you knew. Every family you could have ever had.">You point>DownA: "Is in there.">It's voice can echo up through the water nowJohn: "NOTHING. NOTHING CAN BE. NOTHING BUT ME!">It's half The Silence>Half your fatherA: "I'm sorry..."F: "...I did not say goodbye."T: "Whoah."F: "I shut my door. I screamed at him. For not letting me help. For not letting me fight I-">Foss>Breaks>You can feel her voice>Go from strange winds>To shattered rain drops>Her mysterious breeze vanishesF: "The last thing he heard me say was I hated him.">A single tear>Foss>Falls>To her knees>KRABOOOM!>The teardrop falls>It hits the surfaceJOHN: "YOU WERE A MISTAKE. MY MISTA-">Gone>John is gone>So is the portal home>It's just your friends>You>and Foss>Bow is licking her wrist to calm her down>She>Is weeping>You smell rainWhat do?
>>3581559Go base giga form and use our stretchy limbs to give her a proper hug. >"I'm sorry. I lied. You'll see your father again, if it's the last thing I do. I won't let that be the last thing he says to you."And just wait for her to be done.
>>3581559>Tell her why we're here in the first place.>Tell her about our plan to bring back Earth>Why we're essentially in need of that Sky Steel stuff atmObviously, her parents are another dot on the list of reasons we wanna bring Earth back
>>3581559Reach out for her hands."Foss, dont cry. Its not all lost. Hes dead but We are working on a plan to undo it all. Help us, hell, join us and you can tell him you love him again. We are going into Hell to fight a demon for its soul. A part of the great device to save them all. I need armor, why we came. Help us, and never lose hope. "
>>3581559You have your chance anon. Be the beacon of hope, champion of second chances, protector of the lost. You can be the great Golden king you are and give her hope. And youll actually mean it. No memes, no grandstanding, just pure and honest and good Hope. Youve shone before, you can shine again. The lost are not lost forever.
>>3581559We can still make things right. Weve got a plan. But we need the giants help.Your help. Thats why were here.
>>3581602>>3581559 Oh and try and ger things off her mind... why were the giants looking for me exactly?
>>3581559Supporting >>3581569. Honestly, Betty White and RW... Their ingredients and aspects towards the full end goal. Just like our wand. A grand undertaking, but this time not in a bid for oneself... But rather to correct a wrong that we didn't have the power to stop from occurring.>AlsoAdd on the recruitment aspect. She wants to get her family back. We might have a way to do that. It's what we're working towards. If not as straight up as companions, at least as allies. Our goals align in this regards at least.
Should we ask Tom to call Star and Marco? I really would like to not go into hell alone. Theyre trying to work the same goal but we have a solid plan. We should share with them and see if they can help or have ideas?
Maybe some of those flowers we have growing at our base would be a appropriate thing here.The silver didn't seem that interesting to her.
Many votes and ideas.All lead to the same conclusion.>Help her>Let her cry>But>Tell her the reason>She should>Get>Back>UpA: "Foss.">She shudders>She moans>Her hands nearly clench shut>Bow gently nibbles her wrist>She relaxes her hands>Hiccups>A tear hits Tom in the head>It's like Slime Time>Jackie>Snerks at himA: "Foss. Listen to me.">She stops crying>At least daudibly>She doesn't look up at youA: "I came here because together.">Muscles Clenches his fistA: "We can beat that thing."F: "You cannot beat death."A: "Yes. We. Can."Roll.Charisma.
>>3581632No...wait.Roll Charisma.Take Advantage.For doing something that matters to you.For being a good friend.And for telling the goddamn truth.Proud a' you
One thing to keep in our back pocket is that the Giants were a HUGE PRIMAL FORCE on mewni. We still need the history of Mewni from non mewmans but from what weve heard, they kept the ponyheads suppressed and fought the mewmans. The fact that the Giants fell entriely as a race is a major political shitstorm. And honestly I dont know who to tell.
Rolled 17, 15 + 8 = 40 (2d20 + 8)>>3581633LETS GO
Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)>>3581633
Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)>>3581632
Rolled 2, 10 + 8 = 20 (2d20 + 8)>>3581633
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)>>3581632>>3581633Here we go.
Rolled 15, 3 = 18 (2d20)>>3581633If I can get my mom back, you can get your dad back.
Rolled 19, 8 = 27 (2d20)>>3581632I brought back Defiant to his home and with the fall of that thing I can bring back more than spirits and undead. I can show you if you want proof, or you could ask the chours of souls that live in paradise in my wand, or ask my friends, but is that enough. Its not enough to know, its not enough to hope, you have to fight. I freed the world, now I want to save it. It has my friends, my family, my people, my dimension. How many other worlds has it eaten? No more, help me and it will be undone you can sing for your father again and no one else will have to cry for the lost ever again.
Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)>>3581633Time for some charisma
Rolled 19, 16 + 8 = 43 (2d20 + 8)>>3581633
>>3581653A blessed reference
Rolled 4 (1d9)Let'sShine.
>>3581666It's "dice 2d20 + 8" on Options.
>>3581684All these 19s and we get the 10.
>>3581690It is what it is. Still 20 so we should be ok
>>3581690I preferring the old dice system.
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)>>3581685>>3581666I was cursed by satan
>>3581695>>3581666That you were.And.Since you were in the technical window of 20 minutes.>By just over 15 seconds.That means we did not have 9 rolls to pick from.>But 10I ask you.Anons.Do you want to help him?Do you want Anon to at least. In this moment.Receive your love?Then Give it to someone else?My finger is on trigger.I can pull it.Then re-roll your result. Using 1d10 instead of 1d9.
>>3581707Pull the trigger.
>>3581707If cheesing to be true and honest and good is cheesing then fucking throw my ass to Wisconsin and pull the trigger. Luna said, the dice dont matter when you get strong enough. Well hes being pretty strong right now, so he should have a shot.We are rolling with Advantage, maybe you should too.
>>3581707Pull the lever, Kronk!
>>3581707>>3581707roll the bones my dudewe live by dice, we die by dice.Who are we but mortals that decide the fate of one?one cannot be truly us if we are to deny ourselves such a opportunity
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d10)>>3581714>>3581716>>3581726>>3581734Cowabunga it is.Bang.
>>3581741[See you Blue Cowboy]
>>3581642Anon.It's about Goddamn time you got here.https://youtu.be/5-uWlFq380M>You hold her chin up>In one Contorted>Bestial Hand>Muscles lights up like he's on fire>So do your eyesA: "There's a hole in the world, Foss. It comes into everyone's lives and rips something away. Worse. It tricks you. Makes you afraid. It makes you think you have to collapse. Get small. Die inside to try and hold anything you have left together...it's a shitty goddamn lie. Loss doesn't make you weak."F: "I-...It-"A: "It hurts? Good.">You're crying>TooA: "That means it hasn't beat you yet. That means some part of you wants to feel better. Some part of you knows the truth.">You>SmileA: "You can't protect your way to being happy. You can't stay so safe the dark doesn't get you...">Your smile stopsA: "It gets everybody...">Your first>Raises>Your eyes are Golden StarsA: "Unless you get them FIRST.">Foss' tears have stoppedA: "You needed your Father. I needed mine. There's a beautiful girl behind me who needed her Brother. Her mom and Dad. Tom needs someone who could understand instead of judge him. Susan needed me. I needed her. Luna needed a Happy Fucking Ending for once."L: "I will.">Cheek SmoochA: "You know how we get ANY OF IT BACK!? We stop crying. Or we cry while we get. The fuck. Up. AND FIGHT!"cont
>>3581795>>3581795>Your body glows>Pink lightning>Muscles>Sears white in his seamsA: "Cry if you have to, Foss. I came here to do what you know you need to. What we all have to. Fight. I got a plan. That'll KILL that thing and get everyone it's taken back. It's not safe. It's gonna take more out of me than anything ever has. It's gonna take going to the fuckin' pit Satan himself crawled out of. Fighting back everyone that's given into that darkness. Beating all the shitty things about myself. Just to have a chance...">You pantA: "But we have to take it. We gotta. We all become orphans eventually...">You let her go>Step back>Arms wide>Motioning>To all the friends here with youA: "So welcome to the family.">She>Listens>She hearsA: "Let's do the impossible. Let's undo the order of this whole fucking thing. Let's peel chance and losses face off and gnaw their SKULL INTO MUSH.">You feel it>True Godhood>As Tom Watches>His knees to his chestL: "He's never had a purpose like you have.">He is in awe>As Jackie>Steadies your shaking human Hand>As Susan>Stands at your right Shoulder>Standing tallSu: "I missh Buwwitos!"J: "I want my family back. My future.">Tom>Joins youT: "I just wanna do something that matters."B: "BORK!">Bow>Tackles you all>Licking your faces>Then rolling onto his backF: "Anonymous."Somebody believes in you again.F: "I will do it. I will Fuck the Hole of the World.">NEW COMPANION GET>FOSS THUNDERSIDE>Unbowed>Unburdened>and Unbroken>Thanks to youF: "What do you need?"A: "Armor. Fireproof."F: "How Fireproof?"A: "To fight off the armies of Hell."F: "Then we need Skysteel. The Metal of the King."cont
>>3581804>>3581804>The Door opens>In it>Stands an extremely old Giant>His eyes Milky with Storm Clouds>His hair is snow driftsF: "Uncle!"C: "Did you forget the old Myths so soon?">He must have been listeningC: "Sky Steel? For a shorty? The metal of the King...">He smirksC: "Can only be forged by his Queen. That's hard myth. In a Dragon's Heart it must be made. With fire old as...">He chucklesC: "Me.">On his Apron>Just at the shoulder>Is a brilliant Blue Sapphire>Inside of it>A shape you recognize>A stillborn Dragon>Just like Leatherteeth>He approaches>Hoists his pants which billow like Sails>He has countless Forging tools in his beltC: "Cumulo.">He says>With a small bowC: "Who's gettin' Hitched?"SESSIONEND!NEXT SESSIONWEDNESDAY!1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!Stay, BlesstLove, Quest
>>3581809Be sure to hit up our social tubes for updates, memes and lorehttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestIf ya like what I do. Support the Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620So long, for now palsMay the dice roll ever in your favorBlesshttps://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8and enjoy this picOf what Foss' Sister and Mom probably Looked like
>>3581809good luck my fellow dudesi will not be here to partake in adventure but i hope we will do good
>>3581809>The metal of THE kingHol up..... don't tell me we gotta marry Foss or something.
>>3581834We have to get married and then our wife must forge the armor for us. We could marry Foss, Jackie, Shiloh, Luna, any one really, but I think it has to be Jackie. Jacknon wins.
>>3581888.... Ok. This is gonna sound crazy. Like, Tenchi Muyo crazy... but what if we just proposed en masse?ANON WANTS IT ALLis it so crazy to consider? Ask about the Myth/Legend!! The Giants have brought it up before... It can't be just a 'Myth' if they take it so seriously. ...maybe augmenting with more than one will have other advantages... Maybe there's disadvantages as well...
>>3581901Yeah. It's a real shame Sabrina wasn't here to faint over this too...
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Something I've been wanting to ask: What's everybody's favorite spellform? They've really stood out as the coolest new powers of season 3 to me.I really like Raise Dead from a body horror perspective as Anon's entire body has been completely mulched into meat and contained in a carapace that only superficially resembles human remains. And I really like how much it fits the necromancer king aesthetic.
>>3582066Hard pick, but I'm gonna go with Bloodfeast. It has a great upside of basically turning every attack into a blood for blood spell but with our claws. And it's when Anon is most obviously affected by being fused with a literal spell and his monster arm. Which is a really cool concept to me.
>>3582086I really like how Bloodfeast's persona is the most extreme of all the spellforms. The other forms all have certain emotions and attitudes that they acentuate, but Bloodfeast is the complete removal of any mental filter and strips away most abstract thought so nothing comes through except the frenzied, animalistic desire to maim, fuck, and devour anything that moves. It's like Anon's a passenger in his own body, barely in control of his own actions.Definitely one of my favorites as well.
>>3581809>I am tempted to Say Susan.>So Susan. You up for getting hitched?
>>3582396>Don't wanna anger the waifus>Marry the lesbian just to prove this is for the armor onlyI can dig it.
>>3581809>Also for the love of GOD.>Whoever you pick ASK FOSS about her feels!
>>3582398>Marry your lesbian daughter to avoid hurting anybody's feelings.Really flexing that 20 will galaxy brain.
>>3582409Well she's more our sister than our daughter.
>>3582066Bloodfeast is currently the Alpha Form because its the only form to have ever gotten laidDream Eater is unknown, he needs more play. We should take a spare moment and cycle through our forms to at least get them written down.Also REMEMBER FURY OF THE BURNING HEART is a Tier 2 spell and can be combined with other spells. We have a huge book of spells to explore and combine.That and Luna has a whole bunch of shit we can use just rolling around in THE HOLE.
>>3582396I have a better idea.>>3581809>A: "Hey Tom! Wanna get hitched with a sky giant?"
I think we should learn more from Cumulo before trying to marry everyone under the sun.