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Twelve years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned their title of warrior race as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and destroying those who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the universe. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across the civilized universe, as well as the more recent demon invasion transmitted out live, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as the strongest fighters in the universe.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 743. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 3,643,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of six, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the symbol of the PTO’s military might across the stars. But for now it seems like there is a peace settling, the likes of which the Saiyans have never known. Other than their missions, which pose little threat to the powerful Saiyans anymore, life has settled into a more peaceful era. But how long will this peace last?

Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn
[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqD
Powerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswN
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules:
>20 minute vote(usually), 3 votes minimum to proceed
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins
>When votes are given,DO NOT pick every option. Pick no more than two options, unless stated otherwise
>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise stated
>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions, however, pointing out QM errors to me is encouraged
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason whatsoever
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: Spoils of War

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k_iRB_kQswQ
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>>3246346
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After your kids returned to New Salda, two weeks after you killed the demon Trigon, you were challenged by the newest Super Saiyan, Cele. After a short bout, you encouraging the young woman to master her power and reach even higher levels, you met with King Vegeta IV and Emilia. After advising the king on what he should do regarding the girl’s family returning in a month to take her back, you received worrying news: the Covenant are again approaching.

“Are you sure?” Vegeta asks his subordinate Beetz through the scouter. “Four Covenant warships?”
“Yes, my king.” she replies. “Their leader, who goes by the name Chief Relezeus, wishes to speak with you. And Karn, too.”
“Wait, why me?” you wonder, Vegeta turning to you. You nod to the king, you both focusing on your ki sense. You soon pick up numerous powerlevels from the far range of your senses, millions of Covenant. But they’re not like the ones you’d fought during the Siege of New Salda, many of these seen far, far weaker.
“Are you sensing that too?” Vegeta asks you after a few moments, you nodding. “Well, what do you think?”

“I say kill them before they get close.” Meloka says, a hard edge to her voice. “They can’t breathe in space, let’s take them out before they can cause us any more trouble.”
“We could.” King Vegeta says, in a tone that makes you think he wouldn’t condone it. “But they might not be soldiers. They may have been sent with something to bring to us, a gesture of goodwill on behalf of the Kai. Or, they could be the rebels.”
“Rebels?” you asked, confused. “Rebels from what?”
“The Covenant.” Vegeta says, then explains further. “Their colossal loss here, followed by you taking the Arbiter down in a deathmatch, has weakened the Covenant’s grip on it’s territory.”
“So they could be defectors.” you say thoughtfully.
“Possibly. Or, they could simply be loyalists pretending.” Vegeta says, brows furrowed in thought. “Even a single one could be a spy or a loyalist, or even worse a suicide bomber.”
“I still say we should’t take the chance.” Meloka says unhappily. “I don’t like this.”

Well? What will you do?
>Not chancing it, you’ll destroy them from here right now
>Hear them out via comms, don’t let them enter atmosphere
>You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere
>Let them land untouched, greet them with the full Saiyan military to hear them out
>”Whatever you choose to do King Vegeta, I’ll have your back.”
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3246348
>You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere.

Call me naive, but I wanna have some faith.
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>>3246348
>Hear them out via comms, don’t let them enter atmosphere
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>>3246348
>>You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere
It might be our monkey buddy's friends.
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>>3246348
>You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere
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>be covenant civilian displaced by war
>on a rebel ship headed to some planet as a refugee
>don't know where we're going yet, but it's gotta be better than home
>right now, my job is to keep this section of the ship clean
>be sweeping the landing bay as usual
>mfw suddenly the grim-fucking-reaper himself flies into the room with Hades and Beelzebub by his sides
>it's karn, the dragon of new salda. recognized as a genuine demon by the covenant
>a man who repelled the entire covenant fleet, killed countless billions and slew the arbiter in single combat
>i'm fucking done for, this ship is going to be vaporized any second now
>i can feel the piss running down the inside of my spacesuit
>mfw he just waves as he walks past and asks how i'm doing
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>>3246383
Ha.
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>>3246348
>You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere

REMINDER RAVEN IS AN EMPATH
SHE CAN SENSE IF THESE COVIES ARE LEGIT OR LIARS
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>>3246353
>>3246369
>>3246373
>>3246375
>>3246392
You and King Vegeta fly out to their ships, meet face-to-face before they enter the atmosphere wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
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Rolled 47, 94 = 141 (2d100)

>>3246394
yeehaw
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Rolled 25, 41 = 66 (2d100)

>>3246394
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Rolled 75, 26 = 101 (2d100)

>>3246392
good point

>>3246394
Can we ask raven along with us?
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Rolled 29, 84 = 113 (2d100)

>>3246394
Here we go lads!
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Rolled 43, 17 = 60 (2d100)

>>3246394
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>>3246395
>>3246397
>>3246399
75/100, 94/100. Well, off to a good start. Writing.
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Rolled 52, 29, 41 = 122 (3d100)

>>3246405
you can expect these rolls for as long as I yeehaw, pardner
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>>3246405
Dont forget us taking our hammer. These dudes are brutes and I'm pretty sure it's from his clan.
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>>3246405
>>3246348
“I don’t like this either.” you say, pondering. “I say we should see what they want, but I don’t want the Covenant stepping foot on our world.”
“I agree entirely.” King Vegeta says, nodding once. “Karn, if you would come with me. We’ll go and meet with these visitors ourselves. Beetz?”
“Yes sir?” she replies.
“Let them know to halt their ships right there.” he says, full of authority. “Karn and I shall come up to meet with them in-person.”
“Of course my king.” she says. “Shall I have your ship prepared for departure?”
“No, that won’t be necessary, Beetz.” Vegeta says. “Moniter the ships for me while we’re up there, and if they take action let me know.”
“Of course.” she says. “I’ll have the Guard on standby if you need them.”
“Thank you Beetz.” King Vegeta says, then turns to you. “Ready?”

“Of course, King Vegeta.” you say, crouching in preparation to leap. You and Vegeta both leap into the air, quickly flying up and out of the planet’s atmosphere. You both reach the ships in mere moments, King Vegeta leading you to a door on the left side of the vehicle. The door opens, you and Vegeta entering. He presses a button to seal the door, the room reatmosphering after a few seconds. Once the room is again pressurized, you and the king take a breath as a dozen heavily-armed Jiralhanae enter the room.
“King Vegeta. General Karn. Come with us.” the largest of the Brutes says, eyeing both of you suspiciously. You nod to him, the strongest turning and leading the both of you. He leads you down several halls, his men surrounding the two of you as you extend your ki senses, finding the largest powerlevel up ahead behind a large door. As you all approach it slides up and, revealing the ship’s bridge. The captain’s chair swivels, revealing a large, red-armored warrior Jiralhanae with a hammer by his side. “My Chief, I present King Vegeta and Arbitersbane Karn.”

“Greetings, Saiyans.” he says, rising from his chair. This creature is tall, your head only coming up to it’s chest. “King Vegeta, I have official business with you. But first, you. Saiyan Karn. I watched you fight with honor, and my father spoke highly of you. Yet when you fought him in the failed invasion, you fought dishonorably. Instead of an honerable duel against him, you sent some demonic abomination against him, and I will reclaim his weapon and avenge his honor!”

Well?
>Who?
>”Try me!” Go Super Saiyan
>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
>”You want it? Here.” offer him his father’s hammer
>You’re too weak, and not worth my time
>Handle your business with King Vegeta first, as you may not survive me
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3246530
>>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
Then, if he refuses to listen to reason,
>You’re too weak, and not worth my time
>Handle your business with King Vegeta first, as you will not survive me
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If they are rebels, we should ask them for the current state of other Covenant rebel factions. If we attack the covenant before they can deal with the rebellion, we will not only fight a weakened enemy, but we'll also get help from the inside. Another plus of allying with an alredy recognised lider in a foreign territory is the political stability it will provide after the war ends (we put one of the heads of the rebellion, one loyal to the PTO, as the new Covenant's lider)
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>>3246530
>>You’re too weak, and not worth my time
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>>3246530
>>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
That fight was tainted by outside sources.Sources beyond my power.
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>>3246530
>>3246530
>>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
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>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
>”You want it? Here.” offer him his father’s hammer
If he insists on fighting us to reclaim Brutus honor:
>>Handle your business with King Vegeta first, as you may not survive me
And DO NOT kill him, I'm sure the Brutes have some code that forces them to serve whoever defeats them on a fair duel, we want a friendly leader for the Covenant.
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>>3246530
>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?

If he is still super pushy about it.

>finish your meeting with king vegeta first
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>>3246530
>Try to explain what happened, and what Puddin is?
>”You want it? Here.” offer him his father’s hammer
>"Your father died with honor. Regardless of how you may feel about me, i respected him to the end.
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>>3246592
supporting this, as well as
>finish your meeting with king vegeta first
IF he doesn't believe us, he should talk with the king before we whoop him in base form.
Respectfully whoop him, of course.
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>>3246533
>>3246536
>>3246539
>>3246546
>>3246549
>>3246563
>>3246578
>>3246592
>>3246602
Try to explain what happened and what Puddin is wins it. Writing.
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>>3246626
>no roll
>cheeky grin
ruh roh raggy
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>>3246630
Like, don’t worry Scooby, if anything goes wrong then I’ll just use 5% of my power.
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>>3246663
woah now, it's just a few brutes. we're not talking about los todos (el grande padre fused) here.
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>>3246626
>Yo sum fucky stuf appened wit cho dads man, dat blobby bitch said she'd fix it right?

>I don't care fuck you. Time for attack!

>Dam son u no u can't even hurt me yeah? Shiet. Just take da hammer an fuck off.

And that's how everyone in the room got brain cancer.
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This result was the second roll from earlier
>>3246530
“He was your father?” you ask, the muscular warrior nodding angrily. “He was a man of strong convictions, I respected him to the end. My only regret was our duel was interfered with.”
“You mean by that grey demon in the garish colors?” he asks with a growl.
“Yes, but that was not the only interference in our duel.” you say. “That aura surrounding your father was demonic. A time-traveling demon tried to make him strong enough to defeat me.”
“Time travel? Seriously?” he says in disbelief. “You really expect me to believe you when you say time traveling demons are the reason my father is dead?”
“No, your father is dead because he lost.” you say, the warrior visibly angering. “But someone wanted to alter our fates. Or more specifically, they wanted to use your father as a tool to kill me. Why the Time Patrol sent a Patroller to help is beyond me though. Their boss admitted to me she nothing more than me and my entire race destroyed, after all. But if it means that much to you, here.”

At that you unsling the hammer from your back, holding it out to him with one hand. He looks between his father’s weapon and you, brow furrowed in confusion. After a few moments he speaks to you, clearly uncertain.

“You... You’d just hand it over?” he asks, you nodding.
“Look kid, your father was an honerable warrior, and I respect him for that.” you say with a sigh, him reaching for it then hesitating. “I gave him the option to surrender, and instead of giving in he fought to his very last breath. If your father’s weapon means that much to you, then I’ll hand it back over to his family.”
“...You are a far more honerable man than I thought.” he says, pulling his hand away. “But I would still like to face you in combat. Hammer to hammer.”
“Alright, let’s do it.” you say. “But you should handle your official business with King Vegeta IV first, then we’ll go a round or two.”

“Hmph, very well.” the alien says, then addressing King Vegeta. “King of the Saiyans. I come to you in desperate need of aid. My people rebelled against the Prophets’ rule, and they sent their new Arbiter and their Zealots after my people. We’re all that’s left. I come here with nowhere left to go, and no one else to turn to: will you shelter my people here?”
“What?” You and Vegeta both ask, confused.
“Did I hear him right?” Vegeta asks you telepathically. “What should I do?”

Well?
>I have no idea King Vegeta
>Absolutely not!
>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
>I don’t see why not, as long as they stay on their ships for now
>Other(write in)
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>>3246884
>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
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>>3246884
>>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
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>>3246884
>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
>Personally, i'm not against it. You know what the covenant are like, and what they'll do to those that go against them. We all know. Still, let's consult frieza first. (telepathically)
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>>3246884
>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
>I don’t see why not, as long as they stay on their ships for now

Chat with Freeza about it, but advise in favour of letting them stick around if he decides on some other alternative.
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Yesterday's enemies are tomorrows allies, just saying. The brutes are honorable if nothing else.
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>>3246884
>>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
>>We do need to make sure there isn’t any spies with them though, I think they’re telling the truth, but that doesn’t mean they weren’t infiltrated.
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>>3246884
>I don’t see why not, as long as they stay on their ships for now
Considering we're a general in the PTO, can't we just grab/purchase a spare planet for them to settle on?
No real conflict need happen and even if they actively want protection FROM the covenant by us directly, then fuck it we don't like the covvies anyways so its still a win like >>3246909 says
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>>3246927
as for infiltration, i'm kinda curious as to what kind of intrigue could be gleaned from spying on a saiyan government.
Most of all we do is either mass training or rebuilding infrastructure from the last (of MANY) invasions. I'm not sure saiyans have time in the day to be doing anything else worth spying on in the first place.
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>>3246884
>Ask Freeza, see what he thinks about this development
>Let Vegeta know and ask for his input as well.
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>>3246884
Support it!
Vegeta one step closer to becoming mandalore.
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>>3246884
>>3246904
I can support this, aye.

>>3246931
Is this an option? Possible topic to ask Freeza about.
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>>3246899
>>3246903
>>3246904
>>3246905
>>3246909
>>3246927
>>3246931
>>3246947
>>3246958
Ask Freeza wins it. Writing.
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>>3246931
You know, I do have a question about our status as a General of the PTO.
>>3246965
Hey GD, what is Karn's paycheck like as a General? He must be getting paid a lot of money now, right? We've yet to see a PAYCHECK! FRIEZA WHERE'S OUR MONEY?! DO SAIYANS EVEN HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS?!
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I will say this.
There could be one good reason not to accept them onto new salda.

The covenant may use it as an excuse to restart the war, which we don't want.
However, they have other options if we can't take them in.

Arctus' crew was killed, and he needs a new fleet.
And then there's Boros' dark matter pirates, who would be easily able to accept their number if arctus couldn't. They'd be well accepted there.
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>>3246977
Saiyans get paid in ships, armor, and food.
Frieza handles our personal finances as well, but I assume we have some access to the PTO Treasury
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>>3246977
We also make bank on our Vox deal and all the products associated and copyrighted.
>>3246983
But it's more of this, if he doesn't have Vegeta help him with our personal finances from time to time. Karn, and our family in general, don't really do much to warrant pulling out the wallet. And even then, if we did, our stacks would be as long as, or even longer, than our dick in Berserk form.
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>>3246981
Our powerlevel is up to a fucking Billion at peak right now. Let them come. We'll glass the High Charity from where we're fucking standing.
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>>3246981
They need several years before they can risk starting shit again, it's only be about, maybe less than half a year since we stomped them.
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>>3246977
>>3246983
SOMEONE, either Freeza or Vegeta, probably Freeza, is being paid massive royalties from everything with our name or face on it coming from the Vox media and merchandising empire. I'm sure Karn is VERY wealthy, just doesn't really care at all. Not even enough to find out what a bank account is. He's got his ship, his armor, his food, and when he wants something or for something to happen, everyone around him scrambles to make it so, if he doesn't just do it himself.
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>>3247003
That'd be frieza and vox.
Karn pays for himself by existing on camera.
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>>3246998
I second this motion with the added subclause of Champion Berserk.
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>>3246996
>We also make bank on our Vox deal and all the products associated and copyrighted.
Wut
No we don't, that goes straight into the PTO's funds. Frieza handles all negotiations over usage of our likeness anyhow. We had a whole discussion about this back in those threads.
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>>3247028
You are a dense person aren't you.
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My real worry is whether or not freeza is savvy enough yet to see this as an opportunity to exploit rather than an annoyance.
He might, but it might be a bit close. He might just tell us to kill the fools
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>>3246884
“I think we should ask Freeza before we decide.” you say out-loud, King Vegeta nodding. “Give us a moment.”
“Of course.” he says, returning to his command chair.
“Lord Freeza, can you hear me?” you think, your friend responding immediately.
“Of course, how’ve you been?” Freeza asks amicably. “Your kids made it back today, right?”
“Yeah, they’re back, but we’ve got a problem.” you reply.
“Oh?” Freeza asks, Vegeta replying to him.
“A fleet of four Jiralhanae warships have arrived here at New Salda, claiming to have broken off from the Covenant and are seeking asylum. Vegeta says. Their leader wants our protection for his people as, the Prophets’ new Arbiter started slaughtering them.”
“Wait, a new Arbiter? Already?” Freeza asks, confused. “Hmm, it seems they’re ready and willing to share their information with us. If they’re willing to share the information they have, we can protect them. However, I’d advise against letting them out amongst the general population. I’m sure many of your people wouldn’t hesitate to attack them.”

“I’ll keep my people in line, if he does the same for his.” Vegeta replies. “Thank you for your time, Lord Freeza.”
“Of course, King Vegeta.” Freeza says, not even mocking his title as Vegeta ends his connection, speaking to the chieftan. “As for you, Karn. Keep on your toes. Something seems off to me about this whole affair to me. I’ll be sending along a few extra men to help you manage them and get them settled in, as well as keeping a closer eye on them.”
“I’ll be fine Freeza.” you reply. “They don’t have anyone anywhere close to strong enough to fight me here.”
“Don’t go getting cocky now.” Freeza admonishes you. “If you get killed by an assassin before I’ve mastered this Golden power and we’ve had our rematch, I will never forgive you.”
“I’ll be careful.” you reply, ending the connection and opening your eyes to the Jiralhanae chieftan kneeing before King Vegeta, their faces near-level as he holds out his weapon in offering.

“Thank you, gracious king.” he says, seemingly-sincere. “I swear my loyalty to you, so long as you protect me and mine. I am at your service.”
“Rise, uhh.” Vegeta says, stumbling. “Forgive me, but what is your name?”
cont
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>>3247162
Oh a brute chieftain actually swore an oath to us. I uh.. well fuck
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>>3247162
Vegeta I am. So. Proud. Soon you will be king of all warriors instead of just sayains.
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>>3247162
“You may call me Tiveus.” he says, rising back up to his feet. “Tiveus the Strong.”
“I welcome you and your people to my world.” Vegeta says, then lifts his hand to his scouter. “Beetz, can you hear me?”
“Of course, my king.” she says, you hearing her through your scouter. “Heading back?”
“Yes, and we have some guests.” he says. “Have the Guard ready to greet us when we land, we’ll be touching down on the Glass Fields.”
“Yes sir.” she says. “Shall I inform General Nappa as well?”
“No need, I’ll tell him myself.” Vegeta replies, you thinking to Meloka.
“We’re coming down, with guests.” you tell her, knowing Meloka won’t be very pleased with this. “Vegeta’s bringing his Guard out, could you be there too?”

“Of course.” Meloka replies without hesitation. You then end the link, watching Vegeta direct the ships to land down where the Covenant siege did the most damage. Every time you look upon the Glassed Fields, you feel your blood boil. When the Covenant used their warships’ beam cannons to scour the planet’s surface, they actually harmed the planet itself. When assuming your Champion form and connecting to the planet’s ki, you can feel the damage those weapons caused. Their weapons may have caused near-irreparable damage to the planet, the Guardian telling you that it would take years of sustained effort to fix the damage those lasers caused. Vegeta guides the ships down, as you approach the plains you see his Royal Guard aren’t the only ones waiting there.
“This could be bad.” Vegeta says, seeing a fight breaking out between several dozen Saiyans and the Guard. “Let’s go!”
“Right!” you say, following his rush back out the way you came. You two quickly exit the ship, coming face-to-face with the riot.

“Get the hell outta our way!” a large, unfamiliar Saiyan roars, knocking one of the Guard on his ass. “We’re killing those bastards before they kill us!”

Well, this is a problem. What do you do?
>Knock the large one out now, he seems to be the instigator
>”What the hell are you morons doing?! Form up”
>Don’t usurp King Vegeta’s authority, let him handle this
>Go Super Saiyan, knock them all over with a shockwave
>Other(write in)
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>>3247211
>Don’t usurp King Vegeta’s authority, let him handle this
>However be ready to act for some reason an assassination attempt is done to one of them while we're distracted
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>>3247211
>Don't usurp King Vegeta's authority, let him handle this.
>LOOM. LOOM and be a terrifying presence at the short ruler's back.
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>>3247211
>Flare up above them in ssj, before directing their attention to Vegeta.

Angry or not, they'll listen to their king
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>>3247211
>>Don’t usurp King Vegeta’s authority, let him handle this
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>>3247215
this
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>>3247211
this>>3247215
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>>3247215
fuck yeah.
this but also assume Champion form
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>>3247215
Support
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>>3247215
>dis, but also
>However be ready to act for some reason an assassination attempt is done to one of them while we're distracted
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>>3247249
Freeza did say he had a bad hunch, we can't get distracted by rabble-rousers.
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>>3247214
>>3247215
>>3247218
>>3247222
>>3247226
>>3247236
>>3247239
>>3247240
>>3247249
>>3247259
Don’t usurp King Vegeta’s authority, let him handle this and LOOM wins it. Writing.
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>>3247262
go champion for extra intimidation!!
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We should assist the Guardian into healing the planet, maybe we lack god ki, but we have plenty of mortal ki and a direct conection to the planet's "soul", we could at least give the guardian some of our ki while he uses his god magic, like a giant battery.
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>>3247304
Ideally healing the planet would be something we bring up to Shin.
The vast majority of the damage caused is a result of his inaction.
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>>3247320
You know he'd say some shit like it was bound to happen with us wait and and Yoda being the inhabitants
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>>3247338
Wait and= saiyans, sorry autocorrect
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>>3247320
Implying he would get off his lazy ass to begin with.
>“The supreme kai you tried to dial is currently unavailable, please leave a message after the bleep.”
>....
>”Kibito, Kars, he isn’t hanging up. Fuck it I’ll just rerout him to the grand-kai or something.”
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>>3247211
“Your orders?” you ask, Vegeta turning to you as the riot continues.
“Stand down.” Vegeta says after a moment with a sigh. “I’ve got this.”

You nod to Vegeta, your king taking a few steps forward.

“ENOUGH!!” he roars, voice cracking noticably as he becomes a Super Saiyan. As he transforms his sudden explosion of power sends out a powerful shockwave, knocking the guard and soldiers all over as one as you remain in place, crossing your arms. “And just what do you all think you’re doing?”
“But that’s- We’re just-“ the large one says, Vegeta shouting him down.
“Attacking my Royal Guard for doing their job?” Vegeta says, the large Saiyan quieting down immediately. The king shouts them all down, ending the mob’s preemptive attack before it can truly begin. “If you can’t even stand ranks as a foreign diplomat arrives on-world, you can get the hell out of here.”

“YES MY KING!” they all shout as one, and in twenty seconds have formed ranks behind and beside the Royal Guard, forming a path from the ship’s main entrance thirty bodies long. Several look worriedly to the king, but you notice many look to you instead. You simply remain where you are,
“Hmph. That’s better.” he says, then turning back towards you. He walks back inside, you remaining and glaring at the gathered Saiyans. As you stand there Meloka flies down, landing beside you. You embrace your wife, telepathically catching her up on everything that’s happened. She turns to the gathered Saiyans with a withering glare, several seeming to shrink under her furious gaze. However, before she can say anything the door opens again, Vegeta leading Tiveus and several of his men.
“Alright, listen up!” Vegeta shouts, the guards and Saiyans all falling silent. “This is Chieftan Tiveus. He and his people have rebelled against the Covenant, who then tried to destroy them. They will be staying here for the time being as my guests. I want all of you to spread this news, and that this area of the Glass Plain is now off-limits without my express approval. Is that understood?”

“Yes King Vegeta!” you shout, immediately saluting and setting the example. The Guard and the other Saiyans all fall in line, everyone saluting as one. Then the non-Royal Guard Saiyans all take off, doubtlessly moving to follow their king’s orders.
“We’ll be discussing for awhile, I’ll let you know when it’s done.” Vegeta tells you.
“Alright, just ask if you need anything.” you say, you and Meloka lifting up into the air as well.

What now?
>Go check up on the Guardian, see how he’s doing
>Find Raven, see what she’s up to
>Check up on the kids, do you sense Chaya going Super Saiyan?
>Find Nappa, see how he’s doing
>Check up on Leyas, see how he’s doing
>Tatsu’d said he was taking little Tatsu and Tomi to transform into Oozaru, see how it’s going
>Other(write in)
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>>3247374
>>Go check up on the Guardian, see how he’s doing
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>>3247374
>Tatsu’d said he was taking little Tatsu and Tomi to transform into Oozaru, see how it’s going
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>>3247374
>check on the guardian
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>>3247374
supporting these >>3247379 >>3247381
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>>3247381
>>3247381
dis. giant monkey time
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Our kids first, then the guardian
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>>3247381
This
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>>3247379
>>3247381
>>3247388
>>3247389
>>3247400
>>3247401
Tatsu’d said he was taking little Tatsu and Tomi to transform into Oozaru, see how it’s going wins it. Interesting, roll me a 2d100
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Rolled 16, 40 = 56 (2d100)

>>3247408
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Rolled 55, 91 = 146 (2d100)

>>3247408
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Rolled 64, 2 = 66 (2d100)

>>3247408
f
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Rolled 74, 48 = 122 (2d100)

>>3247408
I always forget how to roll...
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Rolled 2, 75 = 77 (2d100)

>>3247408
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>>3247410
Well somebody just did good!
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>>3247409
>>3247410
>>3247412
64/100, 91/100. Failure and success. Interesting, writing.
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While I'm here, has GD ever actually said what made Meloaka a yandere for Karn?

Also I feel like people have been riding the Berserk train for so long that they forgot all the downsides GD said came with it, and if it replaced our regular SS then we literally have no way back.
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>>3247412
>>3247410
Its one of those, first roll is shit, but by god that follow up. Have we rolled under 90 on the second roll yet?
>>3247425
Oh god, what is happening to Yoda?
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>>3247426
Long ago ye newfag, the tale was reveled, read the damn archive.
The other half is correct though, but fuck common sense.
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>>3247435
I read the thing ages ago. The only thing I remember was that Karn saved Mel once during the whole Saiyan v (whatever race Baby came from). But I remember GD implying that wasn't all, I'll look through again and see if something else was revealed later or if my memory is just fucked.
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>>3247426
Karn saved Meloka's life, and her entire village, back during the Tuffles War. She's been a Yan ever since.

Oh no, we lose access to regular SS, and get access to Legendary Versions that literally double the PL modifiers, so sad.
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>>3247426
Haven't forgotten, I'm just cool with losing our regular transformations for better ones.
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>>3247452
Considering the downside to Berserk is mental degradation and a loss of lifespan, yeah.

I wouldn't mind it if we got Primal and then leveled Berserk but it seems suboptimal unless GD has modified how Berserk works, even if only at the most basic level.
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>>3247461
The Mental Degradation isn't nearly as bad as your making it out to be. We've been fine so far, and with further mastery, that issue will get even smaller.

I don't recall a loss of lifespan ever being an issue, but if so then whatever, we can just learn Hamaon.
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>>3247476
>>3247461
There was no issue to life span, unless your talking about staying in berserk mode forever, and referencing there being too much energy. But I think we got past that point already.
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>>3247461
>and a loss of lifespan
When did GD say that?
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>>3247476
Just to be clear, I don't mind going for Berserk over Primal atm. I've just not seen a single person even debate about it and it really seems as if people took one look at the new SS forms and were instantly sold.

Anyways I don't think the mental degradation is too bad since we've only got Berserk 1. I'm just wondering how the new SS forms would work if we get to Ascended. Would even more of that energy bleed into the form? Would it become stronger or become like a berserk-lite?

These are mostly speculation but I think it's good to think about these things since it seems that we're moving from Primal being the go-to, to Berserk.

Also really hating the captcha system making me redo it every single post.
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>>3247493
Ah you missed it. GD posted a Transformation Pastbin on his twitter and...never added it to the quest, I'm guessing because it's still not complete.

Legendary SS, has a PL Multiplier of X100, same as our regular Ascended now.

Ascended Legendary SS, has a PL Multiplier of X200, double that of regular Ascended.

If we ever get/use Legendary SS3, then it's PL multiplier will be X800, double that of the regular SS3.

And, assuming the trend keeps up, Legendary Primal has a PL Multiplier of X2000.
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>>3247517
Found it. Here's the Transformation Pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/dVT4e4FR

Also GD. Your missing the Namekian Fusion Technique on there.
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>>3247493
I'm pretty sure GD outright said that, if there were any risks of actual mental degradation, he'd let us know before we went down that path, and that we'd only really be at risk of that if our attempts to train the Berserk line went exceedingly poorly.
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>>3247493
But we did talk about it. For like, three threads in a row.
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>>3247519
>Also GD. Your missing the Namekian Fusion Technique on there.

But the forbidden fusion isn't a transformation. It's a fusion. The result depends.
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>>3247519
>Potara fusion- (Fighter 1 x Fighter 2)

Noooo, no no nooo, whyyy. Why do you want the PLs to go into the septillions, GD. Just make it (F1 + F2)*50 if you want it to trump fusion dance.
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>>3247519
Most of that seems good, but, uh, potara might be due for a nerf. I know the boost is meant to be significant, but multiplying the two participant's base powerlevels is absolute madness. Even two powerlevels of one million fusing together would end up having a powerlevel of 1 TRILLION, and that's before transformations and everything.
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>>3247554
>Wanting nerfs before we even get it
Take that shit out of here.
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>>3247493
>I've just not seen a single person even debate about it
We've had discussions about which route to take ever since GD said we couldn't do both.
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>>3247554
>not realizing we're going to need that stupid huge boost for when Jiren and Toppo perform the fusion dance

Can you even see the future bro?
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>>3247548
>>3247554
GD did say it was a work in progress at the top, so hey, I doubt he would mind help in figuring some of this out, though I could be wrong.
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>>3247556
In case you dont realize, we cant really pull a fucking Toriyama retcon out of our asses, if it seems overpowered and IS overpowered and will lead to fucking stupid bloated numbers that don't fit in the pastebin then it has to go.
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>>3247574
Except it doesn't, and calling for nonsense like that is ridiculous, this isn't dragonball. And just because you are too lazy to scroll down a little more because you lazy doesn't mean everyone else does, this is the quest for swole, and big numbers will be used. Keep dumb opinions to yourself.
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>>3247578
>HURR DURR SWOLE. BIG NUMBERS OOGA BOOGA
go be an /asp/ie somewhere else

>because you are too lazy to scroll down a little more because you lazy doesn't mean everyone else does
not to wojakpost but holy shit dude

we all like big numbers as long as those numbers dont hurt your fucking hand from writing them all out. and nobody wants to say that someone's PL is 3.1*10^24, thats nerd talk
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>>3247578
>>3247574
How bout we just chill for now, and see if GD's added drawbacks?
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>>3247592
>not just changing the measurement to kili

This is why we lost the war.
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>>3247616
>not just changing the measurement to Raditz
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>>3247618
Don't bully the big hair. He might turn out to be not shit this time around. Which reminds me. How are Goku and Raditz doing nowadays? Haven't had a chat about the younglings with Bardock for a while.
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>Another thread
>Another shitstorm of immense assblast proportions
>Just another day in SCQ, where life is good and the gains are bountiful
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>>3247374
“Tatsu’d said he was taking little Tatsu and Tomi to transform into Oozaru for the first time, let’s see how it’s going.” you say, Meloka nodding. You both take off, reaching out with your ki sense to find Tatsu. You then focus your mind, telepathically reaching out to Tatsu when you can’t find him among the sea of equivalent powers. “Hey, have you started yet?”
“We’re just now getting started, come to the northeast if you want to join us.” Tatsu replies, you sensing over a dozen powerlevels suddenly skyrocketing. You and Meloka fly off, leaving Vegeta and his Royal Guard with the Jiralhanae Chieftan and his people. After a few moments you’ve made your way to another clearing, seeing the Power Ball fying overhead. You stared at the ball a little too long, feeling the surge of primal power coursing throughout you. You try and fight it for a few moments, but it’s too late. You’ve absorbed too much of the artificial moonlight, you unable to stop your transformation.

“GrrrrrRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!” you roar out, and for the first time in several years you again transformed into your birthright: a mighty Oozaru!
“Couldn’t resist going Oozaru?” Meloka asks, landing on your shoulder as you pound your chest. Looking around you see that Tatsu and several weaker Saiyans have all become Oozaru, Tatsu’s giant form just as scarred as his usual form.
“Glad you could make it.” Tatsu says with his booming voice. Despite having not used this form in years, your practice in controlling your Berserker rage makes controlling the regular Oozaru a walk in the park. “Alright greens, listen u- Tatsu! Tomi! Quit fighting!”
“ROOAAR!” your youngest son roars, shoulder charging into his sister. Tomi grabs onto him, the two rolling around and toppling several smaller trees.
“I’ll handle them.” you say, stomping over to your kids so Tatsu can focus on teaching the older ones. You follow them as they clumsily brawl, catching up as Tomi kicks her brother away. “Alright kids, that’s enough. Come on back.”
“ROOAAAR!!” Tatsu roars, and despite being half of your height pounds his chest in challenge.
“RAAAWWR!!” Tomi roars as well, copying her brother. Seems neither of them held onto their minds when transforming, what will you do?”

Well?
>Use their tails, keep grabbing them until they listen
>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two
>Have Meloka work on controlling them while you get used to this form, you don’t trust yourself to hold back enough as you are
>Other(write in)
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>>3247661
>>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two

gonna need this for when we start training golden ozzaru.

or emerald great ape if we ever git gud enough to do that.
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>>3247661
>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two

I am ok with this. We've not had a chance to monkey around in some time!
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>>3247661
>>Go Super Saiyan and scare them into submission.
>>Contact the various Super Saiyans, and tell them to meet up with you, you want to show them a transformation they don't know about.

Note. I am not doing this for Golden Oozaru Training. I'm just doing this so our friends know about the form and can work towards Primal instead of 3.
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>>3247661
>>Use their tails, keep grabbing them until they listen
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>>3247679
THIS
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>>3247661
>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two
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>>3247679
Wait, how are we going to show them Primal? We can't even do the form ourselves yet?
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>>3247661
>>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two
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>>3247661
>>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two
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>>3247661
>transform into Emerald Oozaru
>kill Tatsu and Tomi
>fling feces everywhere
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>>3247698
We don't need to show them Primal. They just need to Git Gud enough with Golden Oozaru, which they don't know exists, and Primal will happen on it's own.
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>>3247679
How are we going Super Saiyan while being Oozaru, I don't think that's possible.
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>>3247661
>Let meloka handle them.
>Experiment a little...bring out dragonforce.
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>>3247661
>Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two
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>>3247715
I mean, we can be a Super Saiyan and turn into an Oozaru, I don't see a single reason we can't be a Oozaru and go Super Saiyan.

Mostly I just want to take this chance to get Golden Oozaru out into the open, so we don't have to spend a 'scene' solely dedicated to gathering all our SS friends together to show them the form later.
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>oozaru for the first time
>anons dont want to experiment neither with SSJ, nor with Dragonforce

what a waste of downtime
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>>3247661
This >>3247679
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>>3247661
>Go Berserk?
i'm Curious what this will do
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>>3247756
A Horrible Idea dude. With our level of control we will blow up all of South Galaxy. Do Not Fuck Around With Emerald Oozaru.
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>>3247743
Going for the golden ape form? Ehh sure if it's an option but we have to remember that we won't be in control, to gain control is to attain ssj4

Dragonforce only reacts to super saiyan energy so I don't think it'd look different.
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>>3247670
>>3247678
>>3247679
>>3247688
>>3247692
>>3247697
>>3247700
>>3247701
>>3247721
>>3247723
>>3247749
>>3247756
Let them “attack” you, you haven’t used this form in so long it’ll be good to practice against your youngest two wins it. Roll me a 3d100
First DC 45
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Guys read the archive, we've had golden oozaru awhile ago we just never trained in it. Of course it's possible. That said we don't have enough control to not try and kill everyone around us if we use it rn

Also I'll support testing dragon force and practicing with twins
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>>3247760
Point but we should experiment with Emerald Oozaru at some point
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Rolled 91, 36, 50 = 177 (3d100)

>>3247766
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Rolled 92, 37, 11 = 140 (3d100)

>>3247766
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Rolled 41, 25, 85 = 151 (3d100)

>>3247766
RNGesus take the wheel
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Rolled 42, 96, 13 = 151 (3d100)

>>3247766
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Rolled 78, 96, 2 = 176 (3d100)

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Rolled 88, 16, 65 = 169 (3d100)

>>3247766
Big Chungus
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Rolled 59, 10, 20 = 89 (3d100)

>>3247766
our adorable angry monkey
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>>3247778
>>3247779
DUBS sucks that it was too late tho
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>>3247778
>>3247779
>96 dubs
>two too late
RE
otherwise good rolls but RE the middle one coundl't clear 36
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>>3247765
Sure we can, we used it against the Aisha during the Cat People Negotiations, and we were in control.
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>>3247776
>>3247778
WE MISSED QUADS
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>>3247788
We would have changed into SSJ4 then that is how it is attained so someone must be bullshitting
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>>3247775
>>3247774
My asshole dice almost dubbing twice but decided that it was better one upping
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>>3247778
>>3247776
A one second difference. Rip the second roll.
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>>3247798
fucking hell didn't even see that
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>>3247796
Thread 21.
Hey, Aisha." you say, dropping to a knee in anticipation.
"What is it, are you offering your surrender?" she says, looking smug. "If so then I accept."
"Not quite." you say, easing your power back to a regular Super Saiyan. "Want to know why we learned how to make fake moons?"
"Uhhh?"
"Because we transform by the light of the moon too!" you shout, leaning back and staring into the Power Ball.

https://youtube.com/watch?t=71s&v=lX-iQi5qudU

You feel the familiar rush of primal energy as your body begins to change. Ypu feel your snout enlongate, teeth growing sharper and larger, body expanding as golden fur begins to grow all over your body. The pain of your injury sharpening your will into razor-like focus, you chain the energies together to you in your mind. You force the two similar yet incompatible sources of power to cooperate, and you feel something click inside. Like two magnets lined up correctly, they merge. You feel your strength swelling impossibly, insanely.

"RRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!" you bellow out as the transformation completes, waves of Ki radiating off of this form. An instinct warns you that you may have only mere seconds to act, and you feel this unimaginable strength immediately beginning to fade. You look down at Aisha, who's trembling in fear of your current power.
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Okay, let's get some shit cleared up you amnesiac fucks.

>We are mostly IN CONTROL in Oozaru form
>We've done Golden Oozaru before when we were less than a quarter of our current base PL and we did just fine
>The only way to actually destroy the whole solar system if we CRITFAIL to transform and literally EXPLODE
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>>3247774
>>3247775
>>3247776
92/100, 37/100, 85/100. Success, failure, success. Writing.
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>>3247806
Yeah for a few seconds, chances are it wasn't long enough to maintain the form and keep it in control for us to hit ssj4
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>>3247807
Counterpoint

>We haven't used it in years

>We lacked the basic control to not go oozaru

>We would have a bigger swell of power, that might be harder to contain

>There's no reason to go golden, or tell other saiyans about golden rn on our planet, as if it's a completely safe thing as I'm sure cele will try it, and fail to control it
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>>3247810
*Shrug* we still used it while in control. Honestly, considering every saiyan knows how to control their Great Ape except Goku, here it's probably less a matter of 'Control The Rage' and more of 'Control and Maintain The Power' thats the issue. A difference between emotional/mental control and that of stamina.
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>>3247824
>>There's no reason to go golden, or tell other saiyans about golden rn on our planet, as if it's a completely safe thing as I'm sure cele will try it, and fail to control it
Yes there is, unless you missed it, this is the fastforward/timeskip arc, and everyone's going to be doing mad training as time passes. We want all of our SS friends to know Golden Oozaru is a thing, so they can try for that, and not the shitty SS3.
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>>3247832
then statistically speaking, controlling it isn't the problem, according to that post it basically holds a similar drawback to super saiyan 3 in that is chews energy like no ones business, so we need the energy to maintain the form long enough for it to condense into the ssj4 state, I think at this time with how much we've grown since the last time we've achieved that form, we might be able to do it.
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Wait if we can use golden oozaru barely due to low ki, and legendary pumps out too much ki, does that mean emerald oozaru would be perfect balance?
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>>3247843
Yes but at that point you're taking the balls-out rage of BOTH forms, on top of the bodily strain of doing that. AKA ripping and tearing both your body and mind.
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>>3247839
That's just my guess on it, so I could be wrong, and its less that it drains massive amounts of Ki, and more then it generates So Much Power, that like Freeza's Golden Form, unless you have a high enough base PL then you just can't maintain it.

Also we can't YET. GD said we could focus on training Berserk, or Golden Oozaru, and that if we rolled well we MIGHT get Primal. We can get it in the future, but we couldn't reach Primal right now.
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>>3247856
On a sidenote, what I'm wondering is if we're still able to use proper Berserk after it bleeds into our regular SS forms for Legendary. It'd be weird to suddenly replace it with a form under half it's max power.
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>>3247861
We absolutely 100% can.
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>>3247661
“GRRRRROOOOAAAAAAAR!!” you bellow in challenge, taking two large stomping steps towards Tatsu and Tomi. They seem intimidated, but after a moment find their resolve and attack. They clumsily charge at you, Tomi leaping high into the air as Tatsu charges directly at you. You brace yourself, catching your son’s clumsy charge and tossing him to the side. Tomi roars as she stomps down at you, you catching her feet and slinging her into her brother. Both go down in a pile, the two starting to attack each other as they try and regain their feet.
“Not very focused, are they?” Meloka asks, your chuckle a deep, booming rumble.
“No, but they’re still too young.” you reply, taking your stomping steps towards them. They quit slugging each other as you get close, growling defiantly. You drop into your stance, gesturing for them to come.

Tatsu and Tomi both look to you confused, not understanding your intent a moment before roaring, charging. Both run headlong towards you, slamming right into you. You catch their combined charge, planning to stop them right in their tracks. However, that’s not what happens. With your far larger body, you’d overextended yourself, your center of balance up in your chest instead of down in your knees. Your children roar, actually lifting you up off your feet and charging

“Woah!” Meloka says from your shoulder, you feeling just as surprised as she sounds. With a triumphant roar they jump, trying to slam you into the ground. You’re ready, however, landing on your feet and tossing your twins over your shoulders. They shout in surprise, crashing to the ground in a heap. You turn, facing your twins as they push themselves back up, roaring defiantly.
“C’mon.” you growl out, again taking your stance. Tatsu and Tomi growl back, light glowing from within their mouths. Oh damn, they can do that? You need a plan, quick! They can’t hurt you, but wildly firing those beams could cause some real damage. Focusing, you roar out, creating an Oozaru-sized Barrier around yourself, your twins roaring as they fire massive waves of ki from their mouths. Your shield tanks the blasts without issue, and after several moments you feel their ki starting to drop. However you feel your own ki dropping as well, looking up you see the Power Ball has vanished. You revert back to your base form, your twins doing so as well. You sigh out as you return to normal, seeing little Tatsu and Tomi have fallen asleep. With a chuckle you walk over, you carrying Tatsu and Meloka carrying Tomi as you both fly back to your father.
cont
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10 more minutes and I start bullying you GD
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>>3247983

m8 u got ninja'd
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>>3247982
ahhh I get it, the dice wanted the boys to show off by them lifting karns ass off the ground!
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>>3247982
“Hey Tatsu, what happened?” you ask, landing beside your heavily-scared father, who’s standing over several young sleeping Saiyans.
“One of their shots went wide, and smashed the ball.” he says with a sigh, sitting down. “So they all turned back, and fell right asleep. Well, it looks like their training’s over for today. How’d they do?”
“They did well.” you say, looking down at your youngest sleeping son. “Actually picked me up off the ground too.”
“Hmph. That’s because you’re out of practice, boy.” Tatsu says jokingly. “You’re off being the Legendary Super Saiyan, not becoming an Oozaru like most of the rest of us.”
“You’re not wrong there.” you say, remembering the last time you’d actually combined them. It gave you an insanely high power boost, but it only lasted for a few seconds, leaving you drained. “But I know something else about that form, too. It can actually be combined with the power of a Super Saiyan, for an insane boost in power.”

“Wh-What?!” Tatsu says, startled. “That, that’s actually possible?”
“Yeah.” you say, a vision of your alternate future daughter in her Primal Saiyan form flashing through her mind. “But it’s only a go-between. Mastering that power will give any Saiyan who can do it an unbelievable power boost, and unleashing an insanely powerful form far stronger than any normal Super Saiyan.”
“Like your green form?” Tatsu asks curiously, you shaking your head.
“No, they’re two different powers.” you say, an idea flashing into your head. But you dismiss it just as quickly, because a giant green Oozaru going out of control would kill absolutely everyone. “As for which is stronger, I honestly don’t know.”

“Well, I’m sure you’ll figure it out eventually.” Tatsu says, rising up to his feet and stretching. “After all, my son, you’re the Legendary Super Saiyan. You killed a demon lord who marched out of hell to kill us all, you’ll figure this out too.”
“Thanks old man.” you say, giving Tatsu a salute. He returns the gesture with his one arm, you and Meloka preparing to go.
“If you’ve got something else to do, you can leabe them here with me.” Tatsu says, you pondering it a moment.

Well?
>Keep the kids with you
>Leave them with Tatsu

And what will you do?
>Visit with the Guardian, see what he’s up to
>Visit with Raven, see how she’s doing
>Visit with Nappa, see how your old friend is doing
>Find Ubo, and see what he’s up to
>Chaya’s still a Super Saiyan, but who is she fighting against?
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
>Other(write in)
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>>3248054
>Leave them with Tatsu
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
Then
>Visit with the Guardian, see what he’s up to
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>>3248062
Eh sure I'll second it.

Also, oh yeah, I forgot we knew about Primal thanks to Future Chaya.
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>>3248054
>>Keep the kids with you
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
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>>3248054
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
>Keep the kids with you
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>>3248054
>Leave them with Tatsu
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
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>>3248054
>Leave them with Tatsu
>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
one-on-one
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>>3248054

>>3248062
supporting this
Karn detects sad wives like he detect assassins
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>>3248054
>Leave them with Tatsu

>Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk
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>>3248082
>Karn detects sad wives like he detect assassins
But not attention starved children apparently
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>>3248095
>attention starved
If they were he would
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>>3248062
>>3248068
>>3248071
>>3248073
>>3248077
>>3248081
>>3248082
>>3248084
Leave them with Tatsu, and Meloka’s been unusually quiet today, go someplace private with her to talk wins it. Writing.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3248127
Rolling for Karn's Husband Skills
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3248137
yart
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3248137
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>>3248137
Man, Karn's been so long DADING, he's gotten rusty and being a husband too beyond fucking.
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>>3248095
Attention starved childs
We're going to change it in the timeskip, we're going to DAD hardcore.
Try to avoid pic related happening
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QM didn't ask for a roll right?
Because if he did we'll sleep in the couch for a while
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>>3248151
I fucking hate this meme.
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>>3248182
>doesn't refute the validity of it
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>>3248054
“Sure, I know they’ve got a soft spot for their ol’ grandpa.” you say, Tatsu raising an eyebrow at you but not rising to the taunt. You and Meloka hand your youngest two to him, your father holding them both with one arm. “Thanks.”
“No problem.” he says, nodding as you and Meloka lift into the air. You take off, quickly flying away from the main continent and out over the sea. After a few moments, Meloka finally speaks up.
“Where are we going?” she finally asks, you stopping and turning to her, Meloka looking curiously at you. “Karn?”
“Meloka, you’ve been quiet today.” you say. “You’ve been really quiet for the past couple of days, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing’s wrong.” she says immediately, you raising your right eyebrow. She doesn’t say anything else, you sighing and floating to Meloka, wrapping your wife in your arms.
“C’mon Meloka, you can tell me anything.” you tell her, releasing her from your hug after a few moments. “I’m here for you, if something’s wrong I’ll do everything I can to help you, you know that, right?”

“I, I know that, it’s just...” she says, then after a moment she sighs out defeated, holding her arms close to herself. “I lost it.”
“Huh?” you ask, confused. “Lost what?”
“You didn’t know, because it wasn’t strong enough for you to sense.” she says, hands going to her lower stomach. “But I did. And three days ago, it died.”
“It?” you ask, looking at her hands before suddenly getting it. Oh. OH.
“I don’t know what I did wrong.” Meloka says, eyes tearing up. “But it died. Our kid died because I wasn’t a good enough mother! That witch Towa can have your child, but I can’t anymore?! Why? What have I done to deserve this?”

You say nothing, drifting over to your wife and holding her in your arms. After a few moments she breaks down in tears, sobbing into your chest.


Well, what do you say?
>Say nothing, just let her cry it all out
>It’s okay Meloka, whatever happened wasn’t your fault
>It happens sometimes, not every child is meant to live. This just means we need to keep trying
>If Towa did anything to change me, we can have Raven and the Guardian take care of it
>It doesn’t matter, I still love you
>Other(Write in)
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>>3248323
>>We don't know what happened Meloka, we can have a doctor give you an examination, and we can have Raven and the Guardian look you over to see if anything magical is at fault but....this could just be natural. I promise you though I'll be here with you while we figure this out. Forever and always. Okay?
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>>3248323
>>It happens sometimes, not every child is meant to live. This just means we need to keep trying
With how much we get our guts kicked out it was bound to happen sometime.
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>>3248343
Backing this.
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>>3248343
I think this is one of the few times Karn would actually be thoughtful and verbose enough for something like that. Supportan
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>>3248323
>Meloka lost a baby
WHAT THE FUCK GD?!

I mean, if I had to guess, I'd say it was the massive KI Consumption and Body Damaging from going SS3 when she can't handle that power, but still WHAT THE FUCK?!
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>>3248323
>It’s okay Meloka, whatever happened wasn’t your fault
FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN 3 KILLED OUR CHILD
BEN SHAPIRO WAS RIGHT
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>>3248362 We should have expected this desu considering we just haven't heard Meloka even mention the kid since the epilogue it was revealed to the readers in
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>>3248323
this >>3248343 but also
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>>3248323
>>Other(Write in)
Land, Let her cry, Try not to cry, Fail.
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>>3248362
>>3248367
It only happened in the past 3 days, whereas the Supreme Kai, Kibito, Kars, and Dabura left two weeks ago
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>>3248390
Karn doesn't cry.
He does however let that single Kenshiro tear fall for occasions that demand it...like this one.
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>>3248394
Okay then....I really have no fucking idea and we need to see both a medical, and a mystical, professional NOW.
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>>3248394
I'm not saying SSJ3 terminated it instantly.
I'm just saying the massive stress it causes to the body, especially at Meloka's current powerlevel, probably contributed to this.
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>none of you are guessing that it was actually Mira poisoning the water supply with mega contraceptives and baby-killing-powder as vengeance for Karn cucking him

The conspiracy can only go deeper.
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>>3248418
I blame SKoT accidentally killing the wrong baby
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>>3248394
In the past 3 days, you say?
Well lads, I think we all know what we've got to do here. Kami could visit the afterlife as shown in DBZ when Goku got his ass killed, so the Guardian certainly fucking can.

WE'RE GOING TO GO GET OUR BABY BACK, BITCH! NEITHER HEAVEN NOR HELL CAN STOP US!
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Okay, step one: medical and magical examinations for both.
step two: RED DAWN THE CASBAH
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>>3248424
Then wait. Which baby was he SUPPOSED to kill?

>>3248429
I second this motion.
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>>3248429
Dawg it's probably in Purgatory
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>>3248394
You can't apply rationality to this GD. Super Saiyan 3 is the worst transformation, so bad infact that it literally murdered our unborn child. You feeble attempts to shield this misbegotten transformation with logic will not save it from being thrown back into the primordial hellfire from which it was formed. Let this be a lesson my fellow anons, SS3 is the worst transformation and it killed our child. Do not allow the menace of SS3 to take another innocent life.
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>>3248434
>Then wait. Which baby was he SUPPOSED to kill?
Maza, the one who actually ties together our timeline and Towa's.
Not the one who's death only accomplishes further pissing off Karn, the walking genocide
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>>3248435
I'm fairly certain every soul passes through King Yemma's office, even newborns and such. And considering how long that line is, we've got a chance. I WILL NOT ABANDON THIS CHILD, FUCK YOU GD AND SUPER SAIYAN 3!
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>>3248437
SSJ3 is the worst transformation, has the worst method of getting it, and originates in the worst arc of DBZ.
Scrambling our baby is just icing on the cake.
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>>3248323
>>It’s okay Meloka, whatever happened wasn’t your fault
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>>3248437
>SS3 is the worst transformation

Personally I think the "god" forms are the worst. Literally just color swaps. At least SSJ3 tried to go with the theme of the transformations.

If you mean in actual usefulness then you are correct, however.
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>>3248442
>SokT did this

THATS IT, WE'RE GONNA RIP AND TEAR
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>>3248437
Clearly what must come of this is that we use this as a way to stoke Meloka into going Berserk herself from the rage of her losing a child due to her body not being strong enough to bare karns OP babbies.
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>>3248323
... not even a warning, not even lube, I don't know what to say...
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>>3248456
The only acceptable way forward is to plunge into the depths of hell and find the spiritual manifestation of SS3 and kill it to avenge the death of our son and rid Meloka of its infernal helltaint.
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>>3248343
>>3248352
>>3248354
>>3248355
>>3248367
>>3248384
>>3248411
>>3248433
>>3248446
Whatever happened wasn’t your fault plus first write in wins it. Writing.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but shitting on Super Saiyan 3 here wasn’t it
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I know it's not that relevant now, but I think it's pretty fucking cool that we're known as "Arbitersbane" to the Brutes.
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>all this rage, but nothing to direct it towards
Wow good job GD holy shit
Fucking great way to start my weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJGLgdexc0
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>>3248479
DIRECT YOUR RAGE INTO GETTING BACK OUR DEAD CHILD! WE MUST GO TO THE AFTERLIFE AND GET THEM BACK, DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!
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>>3248482
dabura owes us anyways desu.
Hell, maybe we could grab that dead assassin kid we killed early on as well, yknow as a sweetener for that old guy to let vegeta marry his grand daughter
Silva has no say cuz he's a bitch who can't fight
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>>3248472
>DBZ quest
>missing an opportunity to shit on ss3
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>>3248479
I mean atleast your fiance didn't just break up with you
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I swear if this is the SKoT's fault we're eating her.
Or forcing her to be our new child.
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>>3248525
>Or forcing her to be our new child.
I didn't realize you wanted us to beat our children so badly
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>>3248531
He's more Saiyan than any of us.
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The baby diying was probably a combination of the massive strain of ssj3 and the beating Trigon gave to Meloka, but if we ever find out that SKoT wished for our firstborn to die hoping Maza will stop being a problem and he accidentally killed our unborn child Karn is going to pic related the Time nest
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>>3248472
>DBZ
>Not shitting on SSJ3
>4chan dwelling losers
>Not fighting feelings through snark and misplaced hate
GD, I...
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This is the story of thing a Dragonball would be useful for. It happens and probably a lot to Saiyans considering their average personality but this has got to be a heavy blow for a gal like Meloaka.
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*Youngest son
Why the fuck did my phone read last son as first born...
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>>3248552
>firstborn

Why would she wish to kill Chaya?
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>>3248476

what the fuck is this.
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>>3248595
>Why would she wish to kill Chaya?
because our little girl consistently spanks Ace's ass
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>>3248595
>The SKoT not wanting Towa to lose access to Future Chaya who's her strongest warrior.

Anon I....
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>>3248476
Everything about this is so wrong I don’t even...what the actual fuck?
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>>3248607
Let me rephrase.

Why would she waste a wish trying to kill Chaya?
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I meant she wished to kill our last son (thinking it was Maza), but my phone hates me
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>>3248596
It's called cancer
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>mfw saiyan quest goes full LOSS
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How could you GD
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>>3248323
“It’s okay Meloka, whatever happened wasn’t your fault.” you tell your wife, her sobs wracking her body as if she’s spasming. “I don't know what happened, we can have the doctor give you an examination. And if they find nothing, we can have Raven and the Guardian look you over to see if anything magical is at fault. But...”
“But?” she asks with a sniff, looking up to you concerned.
“I know you don’t want to hear this, but it could just be natural.” you say. “It happened a few times to different women back in the village, back before we joined the PTO. I promise you though, I'll always be right here by your side.”
“So. So it’s *sniff* not something wrong with me?” she asks you, looking at you teary-eyed. “I’m okay?”
“Oh no, there’s no way you’re okay.” you say with a chuckle, Meloka looking suddenly concerned at you. “You married me, you’re clearly not okay. But this happening isn’t a problem with you, and you didn’t do anything wrong hun.”
“...Asshole.” she says after a moment, giving you a light jab in the ribs. You see she’s smiling despite herself, the lighthearted joke helping turn her mood for the better. You both share an intimate kiss, it starting to heat up just as your scouter suddenky goes off.

“Karn, are you there?” Beetz asks, ruining the moment. You and Meloka both sigh out in frustration, you answering your scouter.
“Go for Karn.” you say.
“King Vegeta has finished negotiations with the Jiralhanae, and he’s now ready to face you.” she says.
“Sorry, but I’m-“ you start to say, Meloka tuning her scouter in and interrupting.
“We’ll be right over.” she says. “The arena, right?”
“Correct.” she says. “I’ll let him know you both are on your way.”
“Meloka?” you ask, turning off your scouter’s comms.
“C’mon hun, just go take care of this guy already.” she says. “You can take care of me afterward, okay?”
“You sure?” you ask, Meloka nodding.
“They won’t leave you alone until you take care of this, so let’s just get it over with.” she says tiredly. You pull her back in for another kiss then take off, you and Meloka flying to the arena. There’s a surprisingly large crowd, the stands filled with both Jiralhanae and Saiyans. Tiveus and King Vegeta stand in the middle of the ring, you dropping from the sky down beside them.

“Alright, you wanted me, so here I am.” you say, popping your knuckles. “But I’m busy today, so let’s make this quick.”
cont
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>>3248940
“Alright, the rules are simple.” King Vegeta says, rising up into the air. “First to surrender, tossed out of the ring, down for a ten-count, or killed loses. Ready?”
“Ready.” Tiveus says, hefting his hammer.
“Ready.” you reply, dropping down into your stance.
“Aaaaaand BEGIN!” King Vegeta shouts, dropping his arm and leaping into the air.
“I will avenge my father!” Tiveus shouts, rushing headlong at you, hammer hefted.

What will you do?
>Rush and attack, beat him down
>Defend, see what he can do
>Evade and counter
>Grab his hammer, toss him out immediately
>Unsling your hammer and attack
>Unsling your hammer and defend
>Explosive Wave, blow him away
>Other(write in)

What form will you take?
>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
>Champion
>Super Saiyan
>Ascended
>Berserk
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>>3248958
>Afterimage and attack, beat him down
>Champion
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>>3248958
>Unsling your hammer and attack
>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
With honor.
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>>3248958
>Champion
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>>3248958
>>Rush and attack, beat him down
>>Champion

I just want more practice in using Champion. We've only used it what? Once before?
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>>3248958
>>Unsling your hammer and attack
>>3248958
>>Champion
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>>3248971
>>Unsling your hammer and attack
>>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
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>>3248958
>Unsling your hammer and attack
>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
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>>3248970
>Afterimage, Unsling hammer and attack
>Champion
Champion is fitting here, plus practice always makes perfect.
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>>3248958
>Unsling your hammer and attack
>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
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I figure Champion is good. Gives him the honor of being the first person we've actually Dueled in that form, we get more practice with it, and we finish this whole thing up so we can get Meloka to the Doctor.
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>>3248958
>>Unsling your hammer and attack
>>Stay in base, you’re already stronger than him
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>>3248970
>>3248971
>>3248974
>>3248979
>>3248997
>>3249028
>>3249040
>>3249047
>>3249048
Take your Champion form, unsling your hammer, and rush and attack wins it. Roll me a 2d100
First DC 60
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Rolled 65, 80 = 145 (2d100)

>>3249075
CHAMPION KAAAAAAAAAARN
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Rolled 29, 11 = 40 (2d100)

>>3249075
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Rolled 49, 82 = 131 (2d100)

>>3249075
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>>3249082
first roll best roll
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wearethechampoins.mp3
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>>3249082
Damn. Brutus' lad just got boi'd.
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>>3249082
>>3249085
>>3249099
65/100, 82/100. Interesting, writing.
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>DC60 for Champion
See, this is what I meant about practicing it, glad I passed tho.
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>>3249116
Nah, we aren't naked.
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We should use those gravity enhanced muscles against him, and push him back with our raw, overwhelming physical strength.
If he can overwhelm karn, who trains in 1000x earth gravity, i'll eat my fucking hat.
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>>3249173
You have a hat you wear only while fucking?
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>>3249295
And it's never been washed, even once.
it's perfectly clean
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>>3248958
>>3248958
You shut your eyes as he charges, you focusing on pulling power beyond yourself. Your Champion form is unique in that it isn’t your own power, but the planet’s power channeled through you. You focus on New Salda, after a moment you feel it’s power rushing into you. The world’s mighty ki surges through you, you roaring wildly as the power explodes out of you, knocking Tiveus back.

“Wh-What?” he asks, you sighing out and opening your eyes. You see the dark green aura surrounding you, the planet’s power pulsing through your veins. But this mighty power comes with something else as well: rage. The planet recognizes his kind, as one of the ones who caused it all this pain. Your world HATES this invader and it’s kind, and it will use you as it’s instrument to destroy them. You unsling your own hammer as Tiveus rises back to his feet, the chieftan holding his hammer high. “Nrgg, I will not lose! And I will not surrender!”

He roars and charges, his monstrous feet crashing into the floor as he charges headlong at you. However, you don’t wait for him, instead rushing and meeting his charge head-on.

“GRRRROOOAAAAAH!” he roars, swinging down at you with a powerful overhead swing.
“HYAAAAAAAA!!” you shout, swinging your hammer at his. But instead of smashing them head-to-head, you swing and smash the hafts together. Instead of the hammer heads exploding and sending the both of you flying, the haft connect. Caught off-guard by your attack, you gaining a few instants to act. Sliding the haft of your hammer up, you catch it on the underside of his hammer’s head. Twisting and dropping to a knee, you toss him up and over your back, sending the Brute flying. He’s not done yet, however, twisting around in midair and reorienting himself. You didn’t think he could fly, that makes this a little more interesting.

“I won’t go down that easy!” he roars, charging right back down at you.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest paused-
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>>3249336

huh, an empathettic link to the planet as well, and i really doesnt like brutes.
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>>3249336
Ah.........I did have a minor concern that this might happen but I'm not overly worried. Champion may give Karn the rage of an entire world, but Karn often uses a form that possess enough rage to shatter the entire universe, so this is small potatoes.
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>>3249341
Poor new salda.
karn will have to make her feel better
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>>3249348

remove this hearsay
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>>3249336
And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying this run so far? Ready to continue the battle with Tiveus, and see what happens next? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest resumes 11am EST. Everyone having fun?

>>3249341
>>3249342
It remembers. Don’t forget, it drank plenty of their blood.
>>3249348
Ha.
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>>3249366
>It remembers. Don’t forget, it drank plenty of their blood.
Was it tasty? How did it like Trigon's blood?
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>>3249366

i feel like that means even if the bruts doo settle here, the wildlife is going to wind up giving them a bunch of grief due to unconciously acing out saladas displeasure towards them
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>>3249385
Eh, that just means dinner comes to them, I'm sure they won't mind.
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>>3249377
It tasted like foes felled to provide sustenance to it.
>>3249385
>the wildlife
Oh, it could be a lot worse than that.
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>>3249419
>It tasted like foes felled to provide sustenance to it.
>Karns Feeds New Salda, loves it dearly, and destroys all that threaten it.
....Oh. My. God. Is Karn Dading the planet?
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>>3249419
would the brutes channeling their energy into the planet / guardian go anywhere towards helping repair some of the damage?
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So who's up for the inevitable arc/mini-arc where the Guardian tasks us, the Champion, with delving deep into Salda and enduring several trials to eventually come across some method to calm its raging and vengeful spirit, at least towards the innocent?
Gotta teach our planet not to be racist, guys
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>>3249385
>be a covenant refugee
>the other day we came to new salda of all places
>when i saw karn right in front of me, i thought i was dead for sure.
>i still haven't gotten the smell of piss out of my suit
>the saiyans were surprisingly accepting, though
>we landed on new salda and have been staying here in the glass fields for the past few days
>but, something strange has been happening
>every time i walk outside, there are birds perched all over our ships
>they stare at us constantly, following us as we go about our work
>yesterday a bunch of other animals showed up as well
>they just standaround, following us with their eyes but never coming close
>we tried to shoo them away, but they just keep coming back
>and then, something even weirder happened
>last night i started having a nightmare
>there was the voice of a woman in my head, both beautiful and ethereal
>she kept telling me over and over again to leave, that i didn't belong
>i had dreams of the war that night. i saw the fires of hell and the bodies of my clansmen burning in the wreckage
>their screams echoed across the world as they died, all converging to a single point
>when i came outside for some fresh air this morning, i could have sworn i heard her voice again
>"You do not belong" she said.
>when i turned to look at where it came from, all i saw was a bird resting atop a piece of machinery, staring right at me
>i fucking hate this planet
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Daily reminder that not only is new salda haunted, it's probably the most haunted planet in the entire goddamn universe.
It is a planet teeming with life, yet so steeped in death that the border between this world and the next has become thin.
New salda has drunk the blood of mortals, gods and demons, and she liked it
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>>3249438
Fuck that, all good planets are racist against people that scorched earth it.
>>3249445
kek
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>>3249445

dont you love it when you inspire a greentext
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Hey, you think we could have the population go around and fire energy blasts into the glass fields to break up the surface and expose the rock and dirt underneath?
Then the PTO workers could move some soil into all the little craters and plant some trees and shit.

It wouldn't fix it, but it'd be a hell of a jumpstart.
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Meloka won't be jealous of us sticking our dick in a hole in the dirt right?
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>>3249463
>Tfw you took a fairly peaceful planet of furry people tended to by a little old green dude and turned it into the Death World to end all Death Worlds

We must collect new, deadly forms of wildlife to keep New Salda-chan company. And make life hell for whatever poor Wookiees are still kicking I guess.
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>>3249493
Nah, new salda-chan is like karn in a way.
Perfectly peaceful until you attack her.

God help you if you attack her.
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>>3249491
>Not trees sneaking into our ship at night and covering our dick in roots
>>3249493
That's what the Brutes are for.
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>>3249491
>Good morning, Lord Frieza.
>And to you, General Karn. I must say, i was quite surprised when you put in these requests. I didn't have you pegged for an environmentalist, but i suppose you quite like this planet after all.
>...More than you'll ever know.
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So is Karn basically Captain Planet?
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>>3249531
A really aggressive, blood-soaked captain planet of untold power.
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>>3249493
>implying the wookiees arn't really fucking strong to make up for them not being a fucking huge population
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>>3249531
Someone needs to Photoshop Karn's face over captain planet's face and Karns friends as the planeteers
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>>3249477
I kinda want to refine the glass into some sort of trade good in a factory or something for export.
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>>3249638
>"Gleeman Vox here, today we are showcasing a brand new, limited edition figurine, and its a real special one too!"
>"But what's that I hear you ask, why is it special? For a limited time only, we are producing glass statues of Karn, Meloka, Lord Freeza, King Cold, and Ubo!"
>"Why does that sound special? Well folks, we got an exclusive deal with King Vegeta himself, and the glass we a re using is made, and get this folks, from the glassed chunks of New Salda itself!"
>"THAT'S RIGHT, FOR ONLY THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 300 CHITS, YOU TOO CAN OWN A FINELY CRAFTED PIECE OF HISTORY IN YOUR HOME!"
>Cue showcase material coming out from behind the curtain.
>"By the Kais I am going to be fucking rich."
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>>3249701
It's twofold, really.
You get to own a piece of karn's home planet that's been touched by the war, and the proceeds help pay for the environmental efforts on new salda.

It's fucking brilliant, honestly.
You could make glass globes of new salda, too.
Stained glass, etched glass portraits of karn and pals, glass chess pieces with PTO vs. Covenant theme...

the list goes on and on.
we need to fucking pitch this
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>>3249713
You brilliant bastard, LETS GET RICH, well...more rich.
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>>3249733
And i mean, in it's natural state (before any purification or additives) this stuff is basically going to be obsidian, which means we could even sell a line of knives, decorative jewelry, statues, pots, cups and glasses (including of the shot variety) and so much more.

You know you'd buy an obsidian shot glass made from a piece of glassed planetary crust from the greatest war in living memory, which was televised for all to see.
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>>3249747
Why are we so god damn marketable, King Vegeta III is a shit, his son is the best King we ever had.
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>>3249701
>>3249713
>>3249733
>>3249747
>>3249756
I have been made proud.
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I just realized we situated the covie refugees on the site of their most grievous attack to the planet.
>"Herr Hans! Herr Hans! We have refugees requesting asylum in our country!"
"Where are zey from?"
"They say zey come from ze United Kingdom and ze United States Herr Morgan."
"Hmmm...make arragnements for them to stay in ze city of Dresden."
Goddamn we do not give Vegeta enough credit, he throws out only the hardest of bantz.
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>>3249889
>tfw you fuck up the greentext
FUCKING PHONE
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>>3249894
Filthy phone posters.
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>>3249901
I was on the toilet.
Do you suggest I drag my entire desktop with me?
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>>3249905
Yes.
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>>3249905
That's what the shit bucket's for
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>>3249905
>2019
>not having a shit bucket
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>>3249905
>not living in a goddamn outhouse like GD
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>>3249336
“You won’t beat me!” he roars, swinging down at you. You block his hammer with yours, it striking the haft between your hands. The shockwave blasting out. You feel the shock traveling up the weapon and into in your hands, the concussive blast sending him tumbling away from you, landing in a roll on the arena floor.
“Is that all you’ve got?” you ask, stepping up and out of the two mini-craters your feet made when he hit you, dropping into your sword stance. “C’mon, I was expecting more.”

“That’s not the way to wield a weapon reliant on strength.” Darth Bane’s voice says, his spectral form appearing beside you. “That low stance, and all the weight down near the ground, it’s not right at all.
“The hell are you talking about?” you reply telepathically to the ancient Sith, bracing yourself as Tiveus charges again.
“Hold the weapon parallel to your body, elbows and knees bent.” he says with the authority of an experienced taskmaster. You follow without questioning, having plenty of time to react before the Jiralhanae chieftan.
“Good. Now pull your right foot another five centimeters back. When he closes in lift the weapon above your head, step through and swing down. Crush him!”

“HAAAAAAA!!” you shout, stepping into Tiveus’ attack. Again the hafts of your hammers connect, but this time it has a wildly different result. First, the strength of your attack tears the chieftan’s weapon from his hands, sending it flying from the arena. And secondly, you swung with such power you couldn’t stop it, hammerhead smashing into the ground and kicking up it’s powerful shockwave. You manage to keep your footing, the step-through allowing you to plant yourself just before it went off.

“That’s the way.” the old Sith says, a small hint of pride in his voice. “Yes, the Su Ma style isn’t quite suited for you. It is the style of the small and weak, whereas you are neither of those things. My style of Djem So is far more suited to your power, Karn.”
“Dammit!” the Chieftan roars as he crashes to the arena, drawing a pair of short-bladed weapons from his hips. “This isn’t over yet!”

Well?
>”Yes it is.” Ki Wave him into the stands
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
>Rush and attack, send him out of the ring already
>Defend, no time to get careless now
>Explosive Wave, ring him out
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3250250
>Golf swing his chin with the hammer.
Bout time Bane tried to get some attention.
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>>3250250
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
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>>3250255
Support
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>>3250250
>>3250255
>>3250258
Lets combine this, golf swing then ask some more about it.
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>>3250250
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
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>>3250250
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”

Gotta learn wherever we can.
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>>3250250
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
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>>3250250
>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
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>>3250250
>>”Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
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>>3250255
>>3250258
>>3250259
>>3250261
>>3250267
>>3250268
>>3250291
>>3250296
Show me more of this Djem So style wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 60
Second DC 35
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Rolled 95, 25 = 120 (2d100)

>>3250302
lets go
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Rolled 25, 91, 58 = 174 (3d100)

>>3250302
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Rolled 35, 37, 65 = 137 (3d100)

>>3250302
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Rolled 25, 97, 45 = 167 (3d100)

>>3250302
rolled wrong
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>>3250310
>>3250305
oh come on, how the fuck did that happen?
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>>3250307
>>3250309
>>3250310
35/100, 91/100, 65/100. Failure, success, success. Writing.
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Rolled 13, 5, 97 = 115 (3d100)

>>3250302
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>>3250314
middle one should be 97
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>>3250314
>>3250320
Yes, you’re right. It is 97/100
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>>3250250
“This feels right.” you say, dropping back into the stance he’d instructed you in, weapon held parallel to your body. “Show me more of this ‘Djem So’ style.”
“Of course.” Darth Bane replies. “But first, you should take care of that.”
“Huh?” you say, just as the chieftan unleashes a barrage of shots from his weapons. You have no time to activate your Barrier, shielding your face with your right arm as dozens of shots hit your body in a matter of seconds. “Grrr, dammit.”

Once both of his weapons click empty he tosses them at you, you easily dodging the bladed pistols as he draws another, larger weapon from his back.

“Take this!” he shouts, firing six projectiles in rapid succession. You leap aside, dodging the shots as they strike the arena floor and explode.
“That is the form’s one weakness.” Bane comments from your side as you land, Tiveus quickly reloading his weapon. “It isn’t suited to facing ranged opponents. To utilize Djem So most efficiency, you have to close the gap.”
“Right.” you say, wasting no time and going on the attack. He fires another quick barrage of six shots, you easily dodging between them and closing the distance.
“Now, use the momentum of your charge.” Bane says. “Step through, swing it in a clockwise circle, bringing your full force to bear.
“HAAAA!” you shout, following the Sith’s instructions and swinging the hammer with the full force of your charge rising up into his guard. He tries to block with his weapon but it’s no use, your attack plus the hammer’s shockwave send him flying. He tumbles uncontrollably through the air, crashing to the ground and rolling to a stop right at the edge.

“Good, very good.” Bane says, as Tiveus rises unsteadily to his feet. “Now, finish this. Crush him.”
“Haaaaa!” you shout, blitzing towards the weaponless-Jiralhanae. He raises his fists, still determined to fight, but you’re ending this now. Charging right towards him you waste no time, holding the weapon perpendicular to you and slamming it into his crossed arms. The shockwave lifts him from his feet, sending the chieftan crashing into the arena wall, out of bounds.

“Tiveus is out, the winner is Karn!” King Vegeta shouts to cheers from the Saiyans and many of the Jiralhanae too. You sigh out, releasing your Champion form and slinging your hammer across your back. You won.

But now what?
>Tell him good match, then take off to have Meloka checked out
>Help him out of the wall, he deserves that much
>Go get his hammer you sent flying, bring it to him
>Leave wordlessly with Meloka, you have other things to do
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3250386
>Go get his hammer you sent flying, bring it to him
>"Bane, I'll be back to learn more about this "Djem So" style of yours, but I have family matters to attend to."
>Tell him good match, then take off to have Meloka checked out
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>>3250398
I'll second it. Be polite but Waifu come first.
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>>3250398
Supporting this
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>>3250398
Also gonna support.
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>>3250398
support
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>>3250398

this
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>>3250386
>Go get his hammer you sent flying, bring it to him
>Tell him good match, then take off to have Meloka checked out
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>>3250398
>>3250399
>>3250401
>>3250437
>>3250446
>>3250450
>>3250459
Write in wins it. One last question then: where will you take her?
>Have Raven send you both to your ship, let Dr. White check her out
>Visit the hospital here on New Salda
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>>3250463
>Have Raven send you both to your ship, let Dr. White check her out

I trust Dr. White
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>>3250463
>>Visit the hospital here on New Salda
This could be a Saiyan Woman problem, in which case I'd rather have the medical opinion of doctors who only ever really work on Saiyans.
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>>3250463
>Visit the hospital here on New Salda
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>>3250463
>Have Raven send you both to your ship, let Dr. White check her out
the doc knows what's up
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>>3250463
>>Visit the hospital here on New Salda
I imagine the Saiyan doctors may have more insight on this
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>>3250484
reminder, the saiyans were tribals not a decade or two ago
literal cavemen
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>>3250494
Yeah, but they haven't been for a decade, and while Doctor White knows more medical knowledge, he hasn't worked on Saiyans nearly as much as our racial doctors have.

Remember, Karn said to Meloka that losing a kid is something that used to happen every know and then back during the Tuffle War, sure it could have been because of Low Tech, or it could have been somekind of issue unique to saiyans.

At this point, I'd rather go to our racial doctors, and if they can't find anything, THEN we can go to Doctor White.
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>>3250494
And about a decade ago they then had fully trained native medical staff, as seen in DBS: Broly.
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>>3250466
>>3250469
>>3250478
>>3250479
>>3250484
Native doctors wins it, writing.
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>>3250501
>Our onship doctor, who’s been treating us and our family the entire time we’ve had the ship, hasn’t worked on Saiyans much.

Dude, have you SEEN how much we get injured? We’re probably worth like ten normal patients, in terms of the medical experience tending to us for years gets you. And while he’s been with us we’ve knocked Meloka up, what, twice? And one of those was twins.
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>>3250545
I stand by what I said. Doctor White has been working in Karn and Meloka for years yes, and he has been checking over Meloka for years when she was pregnant yes, but that kind of medical experience is nothing compared to the local saiyan doctors.

They have treated anywhere from millions of Saiyans pre all the invasions, to however many Saiyans there is now, in everything from basic sicknesses, to battlefield injury, to yes pregnancy problems.

Doctor White is good but he has NOTHING on the sheer medical experience that local saiyan doctors, have on saiyans bodies, and potential saiyan pregnancy problems.
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>>3250560
fag
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>>3250560
>pregnancy problems

The Saiyan solution to being pregnant is literally "Can it be taken out of the womb without dying yet? Good put it in an artificial womb.". Forgive me if I'm not too keen on considering them the foremost on child healthcare.

Not that I think Dr. White would be any better. He strikes me as a surgeon most experienced with grievous injury and combat wounds.
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>>3250386
>Go get his hammer you sent flying, bring it to him
>>"Bane, I'll be back to learn more about this "Djem So" style of yours, but I have family matters to attend to."
>>Tell him good match, then take off to have Meloka checked out

“This Djem So is definitely my kinda style.” you telepathically tell the Sith spectre, turning from your defeated foe and walking off the arena, grabbing his hammer you’d sent flying away. “You’ll teach me the rest, right?”
“Of course.” Bane replies, sounding smug and tapping his own head. “I’ll be right here.”

And with that he vanishes, and as you walk back to Tiveus a thought suddenly crosses your mind: the Sith Holocron is still on your ship several months away, somewhere between here and Raxus Prime. How did he appear all the way back here?

“Not bad.” you tell the Jiralhanae chieftan as he pulls himself free of the wall, you holding his hammer out to him. “You’re pretty tough.”
“And you are just as strong as the stories say.” Tiveus replies taking his weapon. “Thank you, for sheltering us.”
“Just keep your people in line, and we’ll do the same.” you reply. “Oh, but we might move your kind to a different world later. The planet still doesn’t like your kind.”
“Huh?” he asks, you lifting up into the air to Meloka. You then fly off with your wife, headed to the hospital in the Saiyan city. You both fly over the reconstructed city, it looking far more durable than it’s previous iterations. Each building’s walls are made of a reinforced metal, durable enough to withstand a direct blast from one of the Covenant warships. You find the old hospital tower has been replaced by an entire complex, it looking more like a fortress than medical facility, only differentiated by the red cross on the sides. You both fly down to it, touching down by the main door and walking in.

“Afternoon. Training accident, sickness, or pregnancy?” a PTO receptionist asks, the small green alien tapping on a keyboard and not even looking up for the first several seconds as you walk in. “Wait, no way... You’re Meloka and Karn! Oh my gosh! I’m such a huge fan, I’ve watched all your workout videos, can I have your autograph?”
“Uhh, yeah, sure.” Meloka says, taking the pen from the soldier and signing the book he’s holding out, then clutching it to his chest when she’s done. “Can you help us?”
“Absolutely!” he says, standing up tall and saluting. “Whatever I can do to help, just say the word!”
“I think I need to see a pregnancy doctor.” Meloka says, sounding a little nervous. “I had a pregnancy, um, well, not make it.”
“I understand, follow me!” he says, leaving a ‘back in 5 minutes’ sign on the desk and flying down a hall. “Dr. Langal is the best doctor on-world! If there’s anything wrong, he can fix it!”
cont
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>>3250664
> If there’s anything wrong, he can fix it!”
>Well I mean, Okay bring the dead baby back then. K thanks
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>>3250681
>yfw he's actually Doctor Strange and he straight up bargains the baby back
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>>3250682
>"I've come to bargain for the soul of...Karn what was it's name again?"
>"We didn't get that far."
>"I've come to bargain for what was probably way too strong to be an unborn infant!"
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>>3250664
>the Sith Holocron is still on your ship several months away, somewhere between here and Raxus Prime. How did he appear all the way back here?

OH FUCK HE’S IN OUR NOGGIN!
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>>3250723
>OH FUCK HE’S IN OUR NOGGIN!
I hope he likes sharing a room with Berserk Karn and Oozaru Karn.
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>>3250723
Did you think Jedi were the only ones with mind tricks?
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>left the greentext on
Whoops

>>3250664
“...So that’s the issue then.” Dr. Langal says, Meloka having explained everything to him. He’d been with another patient when you all arrived, the doctor having chastised the receptionist before sending him back to his post. Thankfully the patient he was with was finishing up, the doctor then listening patiently as Meloka explained what happened. “Pregnancy is a delicate process, one the slightest imbalance could upset and kill both the child, and potentially the mother as well. First matters first, I’ll need you to strip down and lay on the table, we’ll need to examine you and see what condition you’re in.”

“Right.” Meloka says without hesitation, stripping and laying on the table. Once she’s in place the doctor maneuvers a large screen down from the ceiling, it mere inches from her.
“First, we’ll examine your reproductive system, and check for anomalies.” the doctor says, the screen slowly powering on. But instead of seeing Meloka through it, you see through Meloka. He fiddles with controls, you seeing only her skeleton, nervous system, muscles, organs, until he finally finds the one he wants. “Ah, there we go. Now, let’s see...”

For more than a minute he mumbles to himself, checking Meloka’s internals through his screen. After two minutes, he finally speaks up.

“The good news is, there is nothing physically wrong with you.” Dr. Langal says, Meloka sighing out in relief. “Not all children, no matter what whe do, will make it in this world. But, there is one more test I would like to do, before letting you up. Could you transform, gently?”
“You mean into a Super Saiyan?” Meloka asks, the doctor nodding.
“But gently, gently.” he says. “After all, this equipment is delicate.”
“Right.” Meloka says then sighs out, a gentle breeze flowing from her. After several seconds you feel her power climbing, hair changing as she transforms into a Super Saiyan. Yet despite not making a flashy show of it the tech is having a hard time, the screen glowing bright enough to blind. He adjusts the brightness down to nothing, flipping through several more screens.

“Ahh, I see.” he says, lifting the screen back up and out of the way. “I may have found your problem.”
“Wait, you don’t mean-?” you ask Dr. Langal, who nods to you.
cont
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>>3250732
SS3 DID KILL OUR BABY! WORST TRANSFORMATION EVER!
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>>3250734
It may have just been Super Saiyan in general.
Think of how much SSJ1 strained us back when we first got it.
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>>3250732
>The child is only inside her during Super sayian

>Overlapping confusion
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>>3250734
>there's actually a small gremlin giving the x-ray screen the bird
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>>3250732
S-sauce on the whole pic?
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>>3250732
“From what I can see, your entire body transforms when you become a Super Saiyan.” he says. “Now I can only hypothesize what happens to a child inside you, but I believe your transformations would change them as well.”
“So wouldn’t that just make the child stronger?” you ask, Dr. Langal shaking his head.
“As I’d thought, the Super Saiyan transformation puts a noticable strain on your body.” he says. “Which I’m sure you’ve both trained extensively to adapt to?”
“Of course.” Meloka says, then her eyes suddenly widen. “But-!”
“Exactly.” he says, then turns to you. “I recall a rumor, when you’d first unlocked this power it lasted almost a minute against Lord Freeza before you fell unconscious, is that correct?”
“Yeah.” you reply, thinking back. “When I’d first discovered it, i couldn’t hold onto that power for long before-Oh.”

“Yes.” he says solemnly. “The stress that that transformation places on your body would be several times worse for any potential child to come of you two. However... Karn, would you strip as well, and switch places with Meloka?”
“Yeah, sure?” you reply, unsure why he wants you on the table but complying regardless. You strip quickly and lay down where Meloka was, the doctor again pulling the screen back into place. It only takes a few seconds, the machine left to the filter he wanted before speaking up again.

“Now, if you would.” he asks. “Transform as well.”

Roll me a d100
DC 45
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>>3250739
She's had babies during that time, the Twins specifically. As I and a few other people have said before, SS3 is the worst transformation and Primal should be the focus.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3250770
Interesting...
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3250770
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3250770
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3250770
Huh.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3250770
ohno
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>>3250775
>>3250780
>>3250781
51/100. Cut it close, but success! Writing.
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>>3250775
>>3250780
>>3250781

Sheesh, glad we rolled this badly on an easy DC.
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>be me, a sensitive piece of highly advanced medical equipment
>suddenly one of the most powerful warriors alive transforms while i'm scanning him
>mfw https://youtu.be/DEzNcy7oYwc?t=70
>he IS doing it gently, he says
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>>3250770
“Alright.” you say, clenching your fists. You focus on touching that Super Saiyan power within you, slowly transforming your body into a Super Saiyan. Your body begins to change, your golden glow radiating out from your body. Your energy begins pouring out, you hearing a crack from above you.
“Gently, gently!” the doctor says, you more tightly reigning in your power. You keep your power more under control, the doctor “hrmm”ing for a few moments. “I see. Very well, that’s enough.”
“Alright.” you say, sighing out and returning to your base form. “So, what’s the verdict?”

“Hrmmm.” he says, hand to his chin. “It seems like your entire body changes when you transform as well, including your reproductive organs. I’m not an expert on your Super Saiyan powers, but I believe you both should be transformed when making your next child for the best chance of it surviving, Meloka.”
“Really?” she asks, Dr. Langal nodding.
“Both of your reproductive organs being transformed before making a child would have the best chance for the developing infant to withstand the sudden surges of your power whenever you have to transform.” he tells you both as you start getting dressed. “However, I would ask that you come back to me once you’ve gotten pregnant again, as I would like to moniter this child’s status as it develops.”
“Sure.” Meloka says, seemingly in a far better mood. Finding out it wasn’t a problem with herself has elevated her spirits, you both thanking the doctor and exiting the building, waving to the still-excited secretary on your way out. “So, what do you wanna do now?”

Well?
>It seems Chaya’s gone back to normal, see what happened with her
>Visit with the Guardian, see how he’s doing
>Check on Raven, see what she’s up to
>Telepathically find Arctus, you haven’t seen him in weeks now
>Visit Nappa, congratulate him on reaching Ultra Super Saiyan
>Other(write in)
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>>3251043
>Visit Nappa, congratulate him on reaching Ultra Super Saiyan
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>>3251043
>>It seems Chaya’s gone back to normal, see what happened with her
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>>3251043
>>Visit with the Guardian, see how he’s doing
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>>3251043
>It seems Chaya’s gone back to normal, see what happened with her
>Visit with the Guardian, see how he’s doing
>Check on Raven, see what she’s up to
>Telepathically find Arctus, you haven’t seen him in weeks now
>Visit Nappa, congratulate him on reaching Ultra Super Saiyan
GREED FOR DAYS
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>>3251057
One at a fucking time god damn it
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>>3251043
>>Telepathically find Arctus, you haven’t seen him in weeks now
Remember guys, GD said Arctus is doing something we all forgot to do, so I'm super curious.

Also yay! Meloka's happy again. Glad it was a simple biology thing.
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>>3251043
>It seems Chaya’s gone back to normal, see what happened with her
>Visit Nappa, congratulate him on reaching Ultra Super Saiyan
Jesus christ Nappa must be absolutely massive in that form
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>>3251043
>Telepathically find Arctus, you haven’t seen him in weeks now
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>>3251043
>(write in)Find a way to get in contact with Dabura
I think it's time to cash in on that favor.
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>>3251043
>Visit with the Guardian, see how he’s doing

We’ve been neglecting him a bit too much lately, for my tastes. Also,

>We’ve gotta go Super Saiyan to fuck now

Oh jeez, they’re gonna hear the lovemaking halfway around the planet.
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>>3251077
>>We’ve gotta go Super Saiyan to fuck now
>>Being such a pleb that you can't breed your SS3 Wife while Berserk.

Smh. So disappointing.
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>>3251077
So when's the space twitter post where we send big ups to Karn Jr. in traditional Saiyan fashion AKA killing something massive and having a feast with our family, friends, and anybody who happens to stop by.
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>yfw ascended fucking leads to a kid with a ludicrously high PL even in the womb

>yfw Meloka has to stay SSJ through the entire pregnancy for fear of it literally kicking through her

How proud as a Saiyan daddy would y'all be?
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>>3251049
>>3251055
>>3251056
>>3251061
>>3251068
>>3251073
>>3251075
>>3251077
Seems we’re tied, taking the first option from >>3251057 as the tiebreaker. So Chaya’s gone back to normal, see what happened with her wins it. Writing.
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>>3251077
The entire planet is going to feel us fucking.
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>>3251093
Rather worried they might rest on their power level.
>>3251101
Speaking of, what happens if we fuck in Champion form?
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>>3251085
Unless we’re a quick shot, I don’t think Meloka’d be able to keep SSJ3 up for long enough. Also,

>Karn giving his smol Saiyan wife the Berserk D

If the growth is AT ALL equivalent, then I don’t think she’d survive unless she went, like, Ultra Saiyan.
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>>3251117
Like Meloka wouldn't train ten times harder to master SS3 so she could do it. You know she would.

I'm sure she'd be willing to find out via vigorous and repeated testing.
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>>3251127
>>3251117
bold of you two to assume she hadn't doubled the form's use time in the past two weeks
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>>3251043
“It seems that Chaya’s gone back to normal, her battle must be over.” you say, lifting up into the air. “Let’s go see how it went.”
“Sure.” Meloka says, you both flying towards the powerlevels of your oldest children. The flight is short, the fight having happened just outside the city. As you fly to it, you see several still-smoking craters, you and Meloka flying down to it. As you drop through the air you see Broly, Chilli, Megumin, Kakarot, and two other Saiyan youths you don’t recognize all looking down into the largest crater, you seeing your daughter and Raditz both laying there unconscious. Both of their armor is in tatters, their bodies bruised and battered. You and Meloka both transform, dropping down into the crater and sending some of your energy into the battered kids. After a few moments they both struggle back to consciousness, Chaya looking around confused.

“Da-Daddy?” she asks, blinking a few times before her eyes open wide. “Raditz! Where-?”
“What?” he asks grumpily, you and Chaya looking over to seeing his strength being restored as well by your wife.
“Who won?” your daughter asks him confused, Raditz not knowing. They both look up to the other kids, who’ve now all begun descending into the crater.
“You knocked each other out.” Megumin says uncertainly. “So, it’s a draw?”
“Awwww, but I wanted to win!” Chaya pouts, crossing her arms and huffing. “Rematch! Right no-ow!”

“Not today kiddo.” you say, poking one of her bruises on her ribs and causing her to yelp. “It looks like you both fought well, and gave it your best. But that’s enough for today, you both need to go get some rest.”

Raditz mumbles a thank you to Meloka, him, his brother and the other two take off, you watching them go.

“Oh, why not?” Chaya asks you. “I can still go!”
“Not like that kiddo.” you say, poking another bruise on her other side and causing her to yelp again. “You need to get some rest.”
“Awwwww, okaaaaay.” Chaya says with a sigh, you chuckling and lifting your daughter up in your arms. You fly up and out of the crater, Meloka holding Megumin on her back as Broly and Chilli fly up as well, looking over to seeing the sun set over the sea. You take a deep breath, sighing out in contentment. You don’t know what the future holds in store for you or for your family, but you know you all will be ready to face tomorrow head-on.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vcC0WbGrYU

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 76 End-
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>>3251225
And that’s it for this weekend’s run, everyone have fun? Enjoy the first full-weekend run in three weeks, and meeting with Tiveus? Ready to see what happens next, as well as getting back into training for what’s to come? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
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Huh. Raditz must have really been working hard if he ended up tying with SS Chaya.

Still, we got the rebel situation dealt with, Meloka's doing okay, now next time we just need to deal with The Transformation Training vote.
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>>3251225
>“Oh, why not?” Chaya asks you. “I can still go!”
Of all the traits I wanted her to take from Karn, this was not one of them.
Please know your limits Chaya.
Thanks for running GD.
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>>3251117
>>3251127
>>3251135
Meloka training to go for 5 minuets instead of 1 not withstanding, we are monkey people, so Karn has the harem hentai cum hose dick, so Berserk just turns him into a super horse hose.
>>3251238
>>3251230
What is Raditz's base level, if he can keep up he should be super saiyan at this point.
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>>3251238
Yes he did. Much like Canon Vegeta after Goku went Super Saiyan. He wasn’t going to stay that far behind her forever.
>>3251241
>that was not one of them
You wanted your daughter to be a quitter? And thank you for reading and voting.
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>>3251241
She knows her limits. If she isn't dead and she can still move she hasn't reached them.

Just like papa.
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>>3251253
I want Raditz to get SSJ3. I want to see him drown people with his mane.
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>>3251253
Huh, I figured Karn would have noticed if Raditz went SS and commented on it. Oh well.

>>3251260
Seconding this. That would be fucking hilarious.
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>>3251225
By the way, you always use
>you both flying towards
>you and Meloka flying down to it.
And you* ect, in every post, and usually 5 times at the minimum.
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>>3251260
Would he even be able to walk with that hairball? He would weaken his fists by covering them with that damn mane.
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>>3251253
>Raditz is the Vegeta to Chaya’s Goku

That’s hilarious.
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>>3251246
>What is Raditz's base level
See the pastebin.
>>3251257
This. She got her dad’d never give up attitude
>>3251260
Cousin Raditz?
>>3251263
He didn’t recognize the ki signature she was fighting against.
>>3251267
Yeah, it’s a bad habit of trying for longer sentences instead of more short ones.
>>3251278
I agree.
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>>3249431
>>3251295
?
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>>3251295
Longer sentences isn't the issue, its the fact that is such a repetitive phrase you use it comes off as copy pasted. Look at each post you've made today, and you can see it with a word filter, and usually in the same sentences too. Try varying up your descriptions.
>This. She got her dad’d never give up attitude
THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL!
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>>3251295
So out of curiosity, what’s Raditz think of Karn? We’ve gotten his perspective once or twice, but he’s usually focused on our daughter in those, so we never got what he thinks of us. Speaking of,

>Inb4 Raditz becomes tsundere for Chaya
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>>3251327
>Chaya gets super Sonic the Hedgehog to crush on her by accident
Five bucks says it's Meloka's leaked workout videos that makes him think of her.
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>>3251314
Not particularly. Only channeling divine ki really helps heal the planet, and the Guardian isn’t at his peak.
>>3251319
I’ll remember.
>THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL!
Yes.
>>3251327
>So out of curiosity, what’s Raditz think of Karn?
Not much. “He’s the big Super Saiyan and defeated the Arbiter, whatever. My dad could’ve done that too.”
>>3251334
Ha. Speaking of, what did you guys think of randomly running into one of Meloka’s fans?
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>>3251359
>Ha. Speaking of, what did you guys think of randomly running into one of Meloka’s fans?
Honestly surprised we haven't run into one sooner.

>>3251359
>Not much. “He’s the big Super Saiyan and defeated the Arbiter, whatever. My dad could’ve done that too.”
Hah! That's fuckin adorable.
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>>3251334
>the next day after Chaya and Radtiz's match
>"I wanna fight you again, but you gotta get a lot stronger!"
>"No problem there, I bet I'll ascend before you do."
>"I bet you won't. But in the meantime, have this!"
>"A...disc? What's on it?"
>"It's my mom's special training regimen!
>"But why are you giving it to me?"
>"I figure since I can train with her, this is only fair."
>"As if I need help from you!"
>some time later
>Raditz pops the disc into a media player on the family ship
>video starts playing
>Bardock walks in
>"Hey son, ready for some trai-HOLY SHIT MY BAD!"
>"DAD WAIT I SWEAR THIS IS A TRAINING TAPE!"
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>>3251359
>Speaking of, what did you guys think of randomly running into one of Meloka’s fans?
Doesn't happen enough, though considering one or both of us spend our time unconscious after a big fight, the chance doesn't happen enough. Doubly so considering we don't really do much but kill our enemies, train, or hang out with close friends for it to happen either.
>Not much. “He’s the big Super Saiyan and defeated the Arbiter, whatever. My dad could’ve done that too.”
Maybe someday kiddo.
>>3251379
>Implying Bardock wouldn't use it for actual training too with his son
Really?
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>>3251379
>Bardock walks in
>"Hey you ready for some tr- oh I see you've already started, good initiative."
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>>3251369
>Honestly surprised we haven't run into one sooner.
As >>3251398 says, you spend most of your time with people you already know, and have known for years.
>Hah! That's fuckin adorable.
Kids are precious, aren’t they?
>>3251379
Kek.
>>3251398
>Maybe someday kiddo.
Ha.
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>>3251104
>what happens if we fuck in Champion form?
threesome
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Did the Guardian see Karn using Djem So? If so, what are his thoughts?
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>>3251104
>Speaking of, what happens if we fuck in Champion form?

The planet gets very very confused for a good while
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>>3251452
Ha.
>>3251507
No, he’s busy at the moment. But he would recognize it, and wonder where you picked it up.
>>3251558
Ha.
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>>3251601
Do you have an epilogue planned out yet? It'd be cool to catch up on what the two strongest Saiyans we don't interact with are doing (Turles and Bardock, Bardock especially)
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>>3251558
>be new salda
>i'm very grumpy because some covenant ships have landed on me, on the glass fields no less
>suddenly feel karn make the connection to me again
>it must be time to wipe out those nasty invaders once and for-
>eh?
>why are you taking your clothes off? why is SHE taking her clothes off?
>EH!?
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?
>mfw
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>>3251686
>Do you have an epilogue planned out yet?
Yes. As for Bardock, well, he met his third son.
>>3251711
Heh
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>>3251719
>that spoiler
WAIT FUCK I WASN'T PREPARED
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>>3251719
Oh shit yeah, we need to spread the doctor's advice to all the other super saiyans, and to doctor white and mouse as well.
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>>3251719
good on him, doing his duty to rebuild the vastly underpopulated Saiyan race, he needs to get gud though, we're already on our 6th or something at this point
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>>3251719
What was it like for that fan when he came down from his fanboy high and realized that meloka had lost a baby after the latest fight?

meloka doesn't blame herself for it despite knowing that she couldn't have known it would happen, does she?
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>>3251725
I’ll have to add him to the pastebin sheet sometime soon. I have a list of characters that don’t get added until you interact with them.
>>3251727
Wouldn’t hurt. But as for Bardock, he doesn’t have to worry as Gine’s not a fighter.
>>3251731
To be fair, Meloka’s more aggressive in going after you than Gine is for Bardock.
>>3251745
>when he came down from his fanboy high and realized that meloka had lost a baby after the latest fight?
He still doesn’t know/realize. All he knows is he met Meloka! The other guys at the bar will be so jealous when he gets off his shift.
>spoiler
Yes and no.
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>>3251719
>spoiler

Well damn. Wonder who it'll turn out to be. Will it take after the mother or father?
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>>3251781
Remember to add Djem So to the Sheet
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>>3250732
Sauce? Couldn't reverse search it.
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>>3252347
>>3250768
Interesting. I did find that it's an edit of a set of korra images by an artist named "iahfy" but i can't find that exact edit. It looks like he nuked his deviantart at some point (if it ever had anything), and of course tumblr purged all porn and killed itself recently.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=iahfy+korra&ms=1
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=iahfy%20korra%20toned%20order%3Apopular&page=1
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>>3251851
We’ll see.
>>3251852
You don’t know it yet, you’ve only been walked through a few moves.
>>3252347
>>3253144
Neat that someone found sauce, all I knew was that it’s from /aco/s musclegirl thread
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>>3253144
It didn't even purge correctly
You can use tumbex and find all the porn anyways
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QM QUESTION

So now that we’re two threads in, how’s everyone liking this arc so far? Ready for the big debate(Primal vs Berserk), as well as some of the other upcoming choices? And who among the cast are you looking forward to seeing grow up the most?
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>>3254034
>So now that we’re two threads in, how’s everyone liking this arc so far?
I feel like it's been a long time coming with a lot of the stuff we're getting hit with. I'm relieved we finally have a chance to get our shit in order without the constant looming threat of death.
>Ready for the big debate(Primal vs Berserk)
I've already made my decision on that.
>as well as some of the other upcoming choices?
Rule of cool will always apply.
>And who among the cast are you looking forward to seeing grow up the most?
Chaya, Chilli, and Vegeta. We know pretty much next to nothing about teenage Vegeta so I'm interested in how you're gonna write him.
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>>3254034
>So now that we’re two threads in, how’s everyone liking this arc so far?
Comfy, i want it to continue.

>Ready for the big debate(Primal vs Berserk)
berserk all the way

>as well as some of the other upcoming choices?
what >>3254043 said

>And who among the cast are you looking forward to seeing grow up the most?
chaya, broly, chili and vegeta.
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>>3254034
>So now that we’re two threads in, how’s everyone liking this arc so far?
It's been nice to have some down time without another looming threat.
>Ready for the big debate(Primal vs Berserk)
I know everyone seems to be for full on Berserk but I'm interested in Berserk God.
>as well as some of the other upcoming choices?
I hope we can get some more training on things like our Stand, telekinesis, training with our camel. Maybe even coming up with a new physical attack/technique.
>And who among the cast are you looking forward to seeing grow up the most?
Broly, Chili and Meloka
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>>3254034
>So now that we’re two threads in, how’s everyone liking this arc so far?

It's good. Nice not to have to constantly run around, quelling threats and new issues.

>Ready for the big debate(Primal vs Berserk)

Kinda feel like Berserk's already killing it in that regard.

>As well as some of the other upcoming choices?

I'm ready to finally learn some motherfucking Hamon, we've been sitting on it for way too long.

>And who among the cast are you looking forward to seeing grow up the most?

I still want to go on that training trip with Vegeta for a while, just the two of us, impart what wisdom we can to him and offer advice with whatever problems he's facing. We've kept our distant and let him grow into the person he wants to be, and avoided usurping his authority, now's the time when we can approach him and help him without fear of stunting his emotional growth or undermining his authority. Want to see what Raven finally does as well, now that she doesn't need to worry about the perpetually looming shadow of her demon dad. We should probably talk official adoption or something, now that we've orphaned her.
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>>3254085
Shit read grow up as grow. I want to know how Meloka is going to improve. Will she train to handle the strain of SS3, maybe work on ki efficiency, training with Chili and coming up with amazing new ki techniques or even something I haven't thought of like working on primal or something.
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>>3254034
It’s fun. Glad we’re really getting some social done.

Berserk baby.

Vegeta, Broly, and Chaya so we can go full overprotective helicopter papa.
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>>3254034
I have a question for you
How much has berserk training increased Karn's strength of will and mental defenses? Berserk training is mental in part after all
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>>3254115
huh, thats actually a good question.
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>>3254043
>>3254079
>>3254085
>>3254104
>>3254109
Glad to see everyone’s enjoying the peacetime. As for trainings, it won’t all be in one block. Trainings will be split up into blocks according to events, and will have the options to train several different things. That said, some options are time-sensitive, whereas others will greater benefits/easier rolls from waiting a bit before taking them.
>>3254115
Good question. Strength of Will has increased noticably, but perhaps not as much as you’d think. As for mental defenses, the gain is negligible. After all, you still have Towa’s mental aegis shielding your mind.
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>>3254616
>tfw you don't have a will so naturally unyielding it makes you immune to mental effects

Man Karn stop being such a wimp.
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>>3254616
Hrm.........curious and curious. Gunna have to remember that when the new thread comes up.

Cool. Glad to hear.
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>>3254649
He has a magic brain chip to defend him against mental stuff.
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>>3254649
That’s the problem w/mind fuckery. Your will doesn’t matter if it’s someone ELSE distorting reality.
>>3254653
Yes, someone may be retiring soon.
>>3254672
Towa did protect his mind, after all. But you may have aquired someone to teach you a bit more.
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>>3254833
>But you may have acquired someone to teach you a bit more.
Is there anything Papa Bane can't do?
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>>3254833
>Yes, someone may be retiring soon.
Oh shit. Yoda's retiring. EVERYONE START HAMAON TRAINING ASAP.
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>>3254833
>Your will doesn’t matter if it’s someone ELSE distorting reality.

>implying having a will so strong it actively reinforces reality around you is useless

You just aren't stubborn enough, lad!
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>>3254838
Live.
>>3254846
Since anons haven’t checked on them yet, warning spoilers: Raven’s started training to be the next Guardian.
>>3254880
Calm down Dresden.
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>>3254899
I'm not surprised. It makes more sense for her to be the Guardian then Ubo. Her Portals can work from anyway, so she never really has to leave to use her powers, and she already has a solid grounding in mystical knowledge. With Trigon dead there's really no reason for her NOT to be the guardian. Too bad she won't get anymore lessons from Towa personally. We'll have to ask Towa to put together a spellbook Raven could study in that room of warded time.
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>>3254899
>Live.

Wait, I know. Count to three.
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>>3254899
Would you say that Karn's fighting style is cunningly brutal, or brutally cunning?
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>>3254958
yes
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>>3254908
>Too bad she won't get anymore lessons from Towa personally
Oh really now?
>>3254922
???
>>3254958
Ha
>>3254968
I can see him as Mork
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>>3254979
>???
Rule of two. Get it.
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>>3254899
Raven, huh?
She's got the magic for sure, but i always thought it'd be ubo because of his good nature.

Well, they're practically inseparable anyways.

is the guardian choosing to die? ain't nobody gonna be happy bout that
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>>3255168
Yes.
>>3255390
Her efforts against her father may have impressed the Guardian. As for spoilers, no.
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>>3256094
I may have been too specific.
is the guardian going to die the second he relaxes? is our little green PTSD bro going to fucking die at all from this, man?! IS HE?!
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>>3256357
Everyone dies eventually. As for the how, and when, who can know? Especially for one who has artificially extended their lifespan as long as he has
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>>3256419
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3256419
That sounds an awful lot like a yes, said in the most roundabout way possible. Guess we'd better train Hamon and learn whatever else best Guardian has to teach, while we've still got time.
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>>3256551
At least we kept yoda as long as we did, that 95 DC we beat to get him to not hold the wookie thing against us was damn lucky and i'll bet GD wasn't expecting us to get it at all.
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>>3256600
What thread was it? I wanna see us talk our way from a genocide.
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>>3256472
Why?
>>3256551
Anyone could die. Even me, then the whole quest dies. What I will say is prioritize what you want to learn, and from who.
>>3256600
>and i'll bet GD wasn't expecting us to get it at all.
True. I was expecting the throw down with him to be explosive, instead we’re now here.
>>3256622
19/20, one of those
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>>3256630
>Why?
because >>3256551
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>>3256630
>True. I was expecting the throw down with him to be explosive, instead we’re now here.
What are some of the other wrenches we've thrown into the plot?
What unexpected routes did we take?
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>>3256691
>the what-if machine
>asking GD to give you the fing-longer
I would say you were playing a dangerous game, but a episode about various oddball situations that we avoided/people we caught way off-guard through our antics wouldn't be so bad.
that would be after the peace ark tho most likely
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>>3256697
>tfw we get to see SKoT or Trunks watching even more alternate timelines where things don't go Karn's way
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>>3256697
>What if Karn had gotten with Blackfire instead?
>What if Frieza decided to blow up Planet Vegeta anyways?
>What if Karn hadn't befriended Ubo?
>What if Chaya wasn't best daughteru?
>What if Karn actually talked to Chilli on a regular basis?
Weird shit I tell ya
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>>3256708
>>What if Chaya wasn't best daughteru?

Literally impossible. In the infinite possible timelines and universes there has and never will be that scenario. I kindly ask you to withdraw your statement or vacate the premises.
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>>3256708
>What if Chaya wasn't best daughteru?
Not possible, if she exists then she is best. That's like trying to say Meloka isn't crazy for Karn's dick, that's just pure insanity that doesn't belong in the same sentence.
>What if Karn actually talked to Chilli on a regular basis?
Oh fuck you, we try damnit.
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>>3256714
>Oh fuck you, we try damnit.
Do or do not. There is no try.
We should ask if he has any techniques he wants us to teach him.
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I believe GD once said that blackfire is still acting flirty at karn due to how the fight between her and meloka went when karn walked away and let them fight it out themselves the first time.
We never actually found out what went down.
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>>3256636
You don’t know what could happen. I could be rolling behind the scenes for characters every day.
>>3256691
Ubo. He and the Guardian were both huge turns I wasn’t expecting players to take. Then letting Emilia Zoldyck live.
>>3256697
>the fing-longer
>gif
>>3256735
You could.
>>3256740
I’d said something along the lines of why she wasn’t as flirty towards Karn in front of Meloka for a time. That’s since gone out the window, that kinda fear disappears when it isn’t reinforced again.
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>>3256793
GD is cute when he gets excited over understanding our references.
but if you kill the guardian, i swear i'll break into your garage and take a shit on your cellphone, leaving only a brand new laptop as my calling card
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>>3256793
>that kinda fear disappears when it isn’t reinforced again.
I'm sure Meloka wouldn't mind visiting Tamaran for round 2. She needs to work out some stress anyhow.
Big ups to Karn Jr. btw, miss that little nigga despite never knowing him.
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>>3256800
It still baffles me that this is a legitimate threat.
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>>3256808

and a hilarously funny in-joke as well
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>>3256800
Heh.
>spoiler
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: -I- don’t kill characters. I merely tell the story.
>>3256807
>She needs to work out some stress anyhow.
That’s what she spent the night doing, in a different way.
>>3256808
>>3256810
I still don’t get how people are so surprised I QM from my phone
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>>3256850
>I still don’t get how people are so surprised I QM from my phone
Most people forget the fact that you take an hour between posts on average since the bulk of the last dozen or so thread is epilogues or post-run discussion.
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>>3256850
>That’s what she spent the night doing, in a different way.
That's our thirsty monkey wife
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>>3256874
True. Most active runs end somewhere in the 300-400post range, with anons making 3-12 posts per each of mine.
>>3256879
Ha. Now that she knows there’s nothing medically wrong with her(or you, but that thought hadn’t crossed her mind), she’s determined to make up for her loss.
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>>3256960
>Ha. Now that she knows there’s nothing medically wrong with her(or you, but that thought hadn’t crossed her mind), she’s determined to make up for her loss.
>Mfw timeskip ends, Karn has a dozen children by blood, and only one of them is Towas.

RIP their chances of ever getting any screen time.
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>>3256989
ah yes, character bloat + best character means that some will get next to no time at all unless qm makes the populoar ones unavaible for some reason or another
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>>3256989
At some point the 6 infants will just count as one uncontrollable mob where we never actually know their names, just a bunch of "juniors"
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>>3256995
I'm sure we can solve this character bloat with some horrific tragedies and heartbreak.
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>>3257020
Rocks fall your dreams die. Roll a d6 to see how many decades of depression you receive.
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>>3256996
The word you're looking for is 'Clan'
It's only gonna get worse when Karn gets old enough to be a grand-pappy like Tatsu, and combining that with the current extremely low saiyan population- well this is certainly going to have unforeseen consequences.
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I just realized that I know exactly who was responsible for this timeline's original divergence.
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>>3257053
The Combine sound like JUST the type of multi-dimension spanning star empire that the PTO would have to go up against after the covenant are all dealt with fully.
Good thing karns waaay to tough to be captured and filed away to be released later as a weapon of war.
R-Right?
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>>3257091
My running theory for if im right is that someone in this timeline's future paid him to do it in order to secure a stable loop originating from an untraceable source, so that the SKOT wouldn't be able to deal with it easily. I absolutely think GMan has the skills to do it and willingness to if paid.
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>>3257091
>>3257103
Nah. We haven't been seeing an inexplicably present but completely elusive very well-dressed man carrying a briefcase around consistently.

Or have we just not been paying attention?
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>>3257127
Nah, its fine, we usually drop nukes all over the place, or erase planets, there is no where for him to be hiding at.
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>>3257127
Now, let's be fair here. This is Karn we're talking about. Him just not paying attention is entirely possible.
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>>3257127
That's assuming he sees it as anything other than a one and done job.
Of course if he cared to he could just peek in on vox channels from time to time. They track Karn well enough.
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>>3257133
>tfw he disappears behind a sapling
>tfw he vanishes in a cloud of dust
>tfw he walks into a crater
>AND HE'S GONE

The guy casually violates the laws of space and time.
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>>3257143
We have to assume he has access to technology on the same functional level as babidi's magic, in terms of speedy trans-dimensional teleporting.
I mean that fucker was cut in half and we didn't even HEAR him mutter his little phrase before he was just GONE.
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>>3257263
How do we know that babidi teleported himself? A potent wizard would be a very useful asset. Maybe he was put in train storage for later, like Gordon.
It was fast and quiet after all.
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>>3257286
it would also explain why the DC was pretty high for a death-stroke!
Goddamn this is all we need right now, more specters looming over our backs as we deal with our personal stuff.
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>>3257303
Yeah. Dc 90 right?
Not the dc for a half dead wizard...
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>>3257324
I think it was 65, but that's still high for half a torso.
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>>3256989
We’ll see what happens
>>3256995
>>3256996
We’ll see how that goes
>>3257020
Why?
>>3257024
Ha
>>3257026
>Karn’s clan
Oh yeah, it’ll one day happen.
>>3257053
Not quite.
>tfw only know him from Gmod Idiot Box
>>3257091
>Good thing karns waaay to tough to be captured and filed away to be released later as a weapon of war.
>R-Right?
You’d hope.
>>3257127
It is rather hard to sneak up on Karn.
>>3257263
>>3257286
>>3257303
Good question. I will say, small spoilers, what Arctus took care of that everyone forgot about was Babidi’s spaceship.
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>>3257356
>what Arctus took care of that everyone forgot about was Babidi’s spaceship.
Ideally we would have smashed Babidi into space pulp so him escaping wouldn't be a concern.
BUT I GUESS THE DICE JUST LOOOOOOVE FUCKING WITH US
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>>3257366
I'm so salty man, I rolled a Nat Fucking Hundred, but it was on the wrong side to kill Babadi. That bitch wizard was so fucking close to death and he managed to get away.
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>>3257403
If it's any consolation being half of a person usually is fatal in the end. I mean I know he's a space wizard and all so fuck all logic but still. Normally he'd be a bled out mat on the floor by now.
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>>3257366
Babidi’s ship is now Arctus’s. After clearing out the troublemakers, that is.
>>3257403
Hey, that nat 100 got Dabura on your side which may be REALLY important later on, just saying.
>>3257515
It worked for Freeza, until he ran into the living jobber
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>>3257568
>It worked for Freeza, until he ran into the living jobber

Frieza is literally just cheating when it comes to things that won't die when they should.
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>>3257568
I mean, besides him wanting the other half of Babadi so he can skull fuck the midget a third eye hole, I don't see why. Plus I still don't think the guy likes us that much.
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>>3257568
THE MEETING OF THE DRAGON AND THE DEMON; as told by Guldo of the Ginyu Force.
>Hmmmm...Saiyan, come hither!
>Eh?
>You're a big guy...
>For you.
And then Karn smacked Trigon to death with his massive dick. The end.
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>>3257568
>this is the one timeline where dabura isn't captured/killed because karn is competent as fuck
>Karn and dabura are on good terms
this can only be a great thing for us, especially involving shit with the towas and SKoT shit.
>TFW this timeline was preserved not because of karn but it's the only real timeline where Dabura doesn't get controlled and killed dead
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>>3257597
True. And he has a will that will not break.
>>3257628
>I don't see why
Good. Can’t give away all the surprises.
>>3257647
Ha. But Guldo is one of the Ginyu Force, his storytelling would be much more dramatic.
>>3257648
>this can only be a great thing for us, especially involving shit with the towas and SKoT shit.
He could be very important, going forward. And you have someone who can go and ask him for help as well.
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>>3257699
Look I just want
>Karn
>Freeza
>Boros
>Demon King Dabura
>a defector Arbiter that realized how fucked Covenant is
to go out drinking together.
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>>3257765
>>a defector Arbiter that realized how fucked Covenant is
>Not Tiveus the Strong
Fucking split-jaw sympathizers get off my board
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>>3257699
The Savior would never come to help at the behest of his tall but frail brother in law. His face is not one of mercy.
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>>3257774
okay, that too
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>>3257776
I think GD meant our Towa could go and talk to Dabura for us or something, i think.
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>>3257820
Why would we need Towa for that? Unless telepathy doesn't work interdemensionally.
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>>3257765
That poor establishment.
>>3257774
This.
>>3257776
Not who I meant. Someone who no longer has to fear the demons.
>>3257820
Why would she go? Dabura would instantly recognize it wasn’t “his” sister
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>>3258032
>Someone who no longer has to fear the demons.

Why would we need anyone to ask Dabura for help? Dabura is small potatoes. Especially when he isn't Majined into extra swoleness.

>Dabura wouldn't love his sister even if it wasn't his sister

What a shitty brother.
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>>3258032
>Not who I meant. Someone who no longer has to fear the demons.

ah ravan.
shame we will probably never see beserk karn in the beserker armor. would be an awsome what if at least.
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>>3258061
Berserker Karn us too big and swole to wear it anyways.
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>>3258061
Oh shit, that's right.
Where the fuck is guts? He survived that encounter and got un-majin'd, so he should be running around on new salda somewhere, right?
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>>3258046
>Why would we need anyone to ask Dabura for help?
>he has no idea
Good.
>What a shitty brother.
>he couldn’t tell if a time traveler was impersonating his sibling
>>3258061
Karn’d break it.
>>3258572
>Where the fuck is guts?
He left to hunt demons elsewhere.
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Shuffling my way through the archive to get caught up. Hopefully in a few weeks I'll be able to actually jump in and participate. I like the true-to-form "we use Oozaru to fix our problems" that the early threads have.
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>>3258924
Yeah, it is a good time playing with our giant monkey fist.
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>>3258924
>Shuffling my way through the archive to get caught up.
Glad to see, just don’t judge my early writing talent(lack of) too harshly.
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>>3258798
We could use Dabura to help get back our miscarried child somehow, He is king of the underworld after all. If anyone we know would know how to bring someone back to life without the dragon balls it would be him.
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>>3258798
>he cares about something as silly as being from another timeline

I stand by what I said. Is Karn a fool for loving Future Chaya? It isn't -his- daughter after all. Dabura is a shitty brother.
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>>3259213
Unfortunately the demon realm and the afterlife are two different realms. And Dabura holds little sway over King Yemma.
>>3259244
Something shows up looking like your sibling, claiming to be a time traveler which you know is impossible, having met the Supreme Kai of Time once. Add into it how(generally) untrustworthy demons are, and there ya go
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>>3259573
>met the supreme kai of time
>who exists solely to make sure time isn't getting fucked with
>impossible to time travel

That's like saying the police exist so crime is impossible. Dabura stop being obtuse. Shittiest brother. Well, maybe Cooler is worse as a sibling.
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>>3259573
GD, question for you my man. Can the Guardian take us to King Yemma? Or was that more of just a Kami thing because Earth is SPECIAL? If all Guardians of planets can do it, we could at least plead our case.. Then compliment his desk to get on his good side!
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>>3259641
The police who can teleport in and appear as the crime is about to be committed, stopping it.
>Shittiest brother. Well, maybe Cooler is worse as a sibling
Cooler confirmed worst sibling.
>>3259711
>Can the Guardian take us to King Yemma?
Yes. However, what you’re aiming for is sadly impossible. Even IF you found the correct soul out of the uncountable unborn, and even IF for some reason King Yemma broke all the rules he’d not broken in uncounted years and let you take that soul back with you, Meloka’s body purged the dead cells from her body before it could begin harming her.
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>>3259753
But the fact she is necessary means it isn't impossible. It just means she stops it. If it wasn't possible she wouldn't have a job. Cause and effect my man. Dabura is just an asshole.

I wonder what Cooler will do with himself now that he has been broken. Maybe he should get a wife and go home and be a family man?
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>>3259753
Might be nice to at least go for the lolz during our downtime, do Snake Way, meet King Kai. Just a little field trip!
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>>3259753
Kami remade chiaotzu's body tho. And though difficult I'm sure we could find a way for pods to sustain an earlier than planned child after we bring them back.
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>>3259757
>But the fact she is necessary means it isn't impossible. It just means she stops it
If someone shows up claiming to be your sister from the future, and the time cops never appear, would make you doubt their sincerity. They have all the time in the world to stop it.
>>3259762
Snake Way/King Kai’s planet would be nega-training at this point.
>>3259771
If it were an emergency-room type situation it may have been possible. But not days after.
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>>3259810
>Snake Way/King Kai’s planet would be nega-training at this point.
It makes for a good relay track, and I'm not sure we're actually in King Kai's jurisdiction.
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>>3259814
You are. You’re near the cutoff line between North and West, yet still in the North.
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>>3259810
Does Dabura know about the dragon balls? Does anyone we have run into know about the dragon balls?
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>>3259917
No. And yes. But as I’ve said before, they’re basically not happening.
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QM UPDATE

Still working on the epilogue, yet this one won’t be as lengthy as some others. However, it’ll have a good bit of information and maybe a surprise or two.
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>>3259810
>If someone shows up claiming to be your sister from the future, and the time cops never appear, would make you doubt their sincerity. They have all the time in the world to stop it.

Well then he has a fifty fifty shot of them telling the truth. The only options are "They aren't" or "They outsmarted the polees". Having time doesn't matter if you don't know where they are in the first place. Also literally time and space magic. I don't know how it works, Dabura doesn't know how it works, I'm pretty sure Towa and Chronoa don't even know how it works, it just works. So Dabura is making TONS of assumptions based on an incredibly limited knowledge.
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>>3260085
GD, let me save you some time, and suggest you stop arguing with the dabura anon. Your not going to be able to change their mind so it's not worth the effort.
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>>3260097
The way GD said it implied that chronoa lied to him, telling him time travel was impossible.
She probably did this for pretty much every version of dabura/towa possible, to prevent as many towas as possible from becoming timebreakers.
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>>3260107
But that would beg the question "Why is she needed?". Dabura is a demon, demons are backstabbing self-serving jerks. He would have to think about attacks from odd-angles on the reg. If he didn't even entertain the thought that she's being untruthful then he is the most naive demon king ever. Dabura isn't stupid. I hope.
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>>3260097
>So Dabura is making TONS of assumptions based on an incredibly limited knowledge.
You mean like you are now?
>>3260106
Fair point.
>>3260107
The way I’d said it was he wouldn’t believe a time traveler, specifically because there’s a kai dedicated solely to a) preventing and b)fixing time errors. He doesn’t know the level of competence this kai has, only that to his knowledge he’s never met a time traveler besides the Time Kai, whose strength was beyond his own.
>>3260155
>Dabura is a demon, demons are backstabbing self-serving jerks
True. But perhaps, after observing Karn for awhile, he may need a favor...
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>>3260233
>You mean like you are now?

Pls. All of my conclusions are speculative, I'm not claiming any of them to be correct. Unlike a certain pointy-eared, red-skinned, absurdly-strong-jawed, untrusting, stone-spitting, monarch of a very hot place. It isn't my fault Dabura has no imagination and doesn't even consider alternatives.

Kings who don't think don't last very long. And if it weren't for Karn he'd be roughly-used and then dead meat. So clearly he needs to start considering that things are not always as they seem.

He gets bullied by a yellow midget with more wrinkles than a bundled up tarp. What a joke. All he had to do was hock a loogie at the little bastard and he would have survived. But now I don't know what I'm getting at any more.

>after observing Karn for awhile, he may need a favor...

Does he need relationship advice?
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>>3260247
>Does he need relationship advice?
Not quite. Well I guess on a technicality it would be yes, but not in the way you’re thinking of. Different kind of relationship.
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>>3260282
Oh I get what you mean. His dog is acting strange ever since it got back from the vet and he wants to know how to get it to be all happy and friendly again huh?
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>>3260282
Dabura has a kid? Huh.
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>>3260282
Dabura is gay?
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>>3260282
Dabura has a kid?! Is it... Aku? Or is he related to the Sparda twins?
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>>3260305
>>3260472
Ha.
>>3260436
>>3261143
>they don’t know
I shall teach you. One day
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>>3261567
How about two day.

Get it.
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>>3261567
Happy Valentine's Day, GDQM! Won't you be our valentine and let us lead you to the bedroom with a trail of rose petals, culminating at your bed with a brand new laptop splayed out on it?

Spoilered for sauciness
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>>3261567
Dabura sees how much of a family guy Karn is and wants advice on reconnecting with his darling sister Towa. Karn is very awkward with trying to give tips on spending time with the same person (not really but i dont think he knows that) that had his child.
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>>3262260
L-lewd
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QM UPDATE
My goal is to have the epilogue finished up tonight, hopefully. Been a long workday and I might accidentally fall asleep

>>3262093
>that pun
>>3262260
>>3262284
Ha.
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So I just found something interesting guys.

According to the Transformation Pastebin, our Maximum PL when using Berserk 1 should be 910,750,000, yet our Unleashed Berserk power is 1 Billion+.

So, this points to us being able to tap into higher level transformations, at the exchange of most of our sanity.
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>>3262871
This is correct. However, the “regular” Berserk form you have access to has little-to-no chance of negatively affecting your psyche long-term, unlike Unleashing it’s full power.
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 76 Epilogue-

AGE 743, NEW SALDA

“You wanted to see me?” you ask the small yet powerful wizard, the Guardian of New Salda. You are Raven, last of the Azarians, daughter of the late demon Trigon, and wielder of powerful magics. It’s been around two weeks since Karn slayed your demonic father, completely destroying the ancieng fiend with his powerful psychic entity he calls Dragon Force. You had spent the days in a daze, the apocalyptic future you’d always feared would come to pass happened, yet Karn stopped it. Not Freeza, not Meloka, not even the unimaginably powerful King Cold could stop his terror, yet Karn did.
“Your company, I wish for.” the ancient creature says, sitting on his rock in the early morning sun. “Much to discuss with you, I have.”
“Uhhh, okay?” you ask, the old creature taking a deep breath. He then sighs out, you already sensing his pain. Whatever he’s about to tell you, you know isn’t plesant.
“When you arrived, judged you, I did.” he starts, you remembering his distrust easily. It felt just like being back home, after all. “The mark, upon you, I could see.”

At this he pulls open his robes slightly then reaches out and taps your forehead, you feeling the mark burn with hellfire for an instant. But when he does you can’t help but gasp with surprise: he has the mark too! Right on his chest above his heart you see it glow crimson, just for a moment, before the lighy dims and fades completely. You’d had no idea he was-

“Of demon’s blood, I am not.” he says, derailing your train of thought as he pulls his robes back into place. “But a fool, I was. Power, I saught, and mindful of the consequences, I was not. For my foolishness, extinct, my race became.”

Visions flash through your mind, your empath powers remembering the pain of your entirepeople dying. And he’d done that himself? You can’t imagine what that must’ve felt like.

“Yet different, you are.” he says, continuing. “Of demon’s blood, you are. Yet against your father, you stood. A crippling blow, you dealt him.”
“I didn’t do that much.” you say, holding your arm a little embarrassed.
“Yet the balance, you still tipped.” he says, rapping his staff on his stone for emphasis. “Weakened him enough, your attack did, to allow his death.”

“Uhh, thank you?” you say a little confused. If he just wanted to compliment you he could do that telepathically, so why did he want you to meet him here?
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>>3262933
“Very old, I am child.” he says, and for just a moment his mental shields falter, your empath senses swept away by his sadness and tiredness. He sees your face and quickly rebuilds his mental barriers, yet the shock isn’t nearly as quick to wear off. Hoping to either change the discussion or keep you from thinking on it any more one, he keeps talking. “An unnaturally long life, I have lived. But weaker by the day, I’m becoming. Coming to an end, my time is. This mantle, pass along one day soon, I must.”
“Mantle?” What mantle? Wait, you couldn’t mean-” you ask, the Guardian nodding solemnly as you suddenly understand. “No way, I’m not ready for this, you can’t go yet, I can’t-“

As you start sputtering he holds a hand up, you quieting down and letting him finish.

“Dead yet, I am not.” he says with a chuckle, you laughing along until his turns into a ratting cough. You’re instantly concerned for him again, the ancient alien waving your concern off. “Some time yet, I still have. With me, will you come?”
“Uhh, yeah, sure?” you say, the Guardian rising unsteadily to his feet. Hobbling on his cane he walks into the tower of his ship-island, you following behind him. As the door slides shut behind you, you both are engulfed in darkness. You raise a hand to create light, but the Guardian, however, beats you to it. His breathing shifts, and he suddenly begins glowing. The energy you feel coming off of him is like, no, it is: sunlight!

“H-How?” you ask surprised, the Guardian turning to you.
“Much to learn, you still have.” he says with a small chuckle, hobbling further along inside the ship. You follow him in, the Guardian leading you deeper and deeper inside the massive ship until he leads you to a massive, heavily-reinforced wall. He reaches out with his power and slowly pulls it open, it grinding with an awful screech of metal-on-metal. He opens the door just wide enough, you following him inside.

“Woah...” you say, jaw dropping as you take in the room. It’s not a large room, perhaps 30ft square and only 12ft high. But it’s the contents that catch your eye. The room is filled with eight short pedestals, a different object resting on each. On one an ancient leatherbound book, on another a pair of curved metal handles similar yet larger than the Guardian’s energy blade weapon. You see what seems to be some sort of stone dagger on another, and a metallic shield on the largest, and yet he ignores them all and walks towards a small pillar at the back. Resting on it is a small, simple cube, seemingly made of glass and gold. He reaches out and grabs it, the relic glowing blue upon his touch. He then turns, holding it out towards you.
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>>3262936
“A holocron, this is.” the Guardian says, holding the cube and looking down at it with a small, wistful smile. “All the knowledge and memories I possess, within this relic are contained.”
“I do- I don’t know what to say.” you mutter, gazing at that small cube. All of his knowledge and memories? His lifetimes’ worth of arcane knowledge is a gift more precious than anything material, his entire life’s work contained within that relic. You don’t know what to say, other than one pressing question. “But... Why me? Why not Karn, he’s more fit than I am to protect his world. Or King Vegeta, or Ubo, or any of the others? They’re stronger and more suited to guarding this planet than I am, why entrust this to me?”

“Stronger than you, they may be.” he says, setting the relic back down then offering his hans. “But more than strength, a Guardian needs. Show you, I will.”

You hesitate for a moment, mind full of uncertainty and doubt. But then you remember standing up to Trigon, facing the monstrosity that spawned you, and you lose all fear. You faced him head-on, you can face whatever the Guardian shows you! Reaching out you take the wizened creature’s hand, thinking you were ready for whatever he could possibly show you. And how wrong you were. As your hands touch your mind is suddenly filled with sights, emotions, and sensations that aren’t your own. You feel everything. Every Saiyan, PTO worker, the Jiralhanae on the Glass Plain, the birds and fish and other little creatures, even the insects, grass, and trees: you feel them all. This is far above your empath abilities, your soul is suddenly connected to every single lifeform on New Salda! You see, hear, feel, even smell and taste everything happening all at once, losing yourself as your mind is swept away by the overwhelming tide of sensations.

“Gyaah!” you gasp in surprise as the Guardian releases your hand, your mind suddenly snapping back to your own body. The experience leaves you gasping for air, the sudden shift back to a single perspective nearly as disorienting. “Wh-What was that?”
“The sight, from my eyes that was.” he says, your mind overwhelmed with the implications. Your own empath abilities completely shut down during the Siege of New Salda, and you couldn’t feel even a thousandth of what you’d just felt from him. You can barely fathom just how much more of that terrible battle he experienced than you, much less endured. What all has he seen in his time, to make suffering of that magnitude not even phase him?
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>>3262938
“Of all living things under your watch, be considerate, a Guardian must be.” he says. “The Saiyans, strong they are. But their lust for battle, to this blinds them. Stronger foes, those like Karn seek. Their own strength, they cultivate; their limits, never satisfied with. A true warrior race, awakened to being, the Saiyans have.”
“You’re not wrong there.” you say with a small chuckle, knowing that Karn will never stop getting stronger. “If he’s not training, that means something’s gone wrong.”
“Hmmm, indeed.” the Guardian says, cracking a small smile. “Of New Salda, the physical safety, I do not doubt. Powerful fighters, the Saiyans jhave become. Yet by strength alone, not all problems, solved can be. Know this already, you do. But a choice to make, you have.”

“Right.” you say, sitting cross-legged on the ground. You close your eyes, focusing your attention inward. When your eyes open again, you’re sitting in the center of a circle of yourselves. You see your face reflected back at you eight times, each different “you” wearing a different colored cloak. “So, what do we think?”
“Go for it!” your pink-cloaked emoticlone shouts, pumping a fist. “What are you waiting for? Do it!”
“I’m sorry for her outburst.” your grey-cloaked clone says apologetically.
“Stop fucking apologizing for everything, dammit!” the demon-eyed, red-robed clone shouts, snapping at her. “Grow a damn backbone already!”
“Sorry.” she says, her apology drowned out.
“Don’t you yell at her!” the green-wearing Raven says, rising up and gathering your magical power in her hands. “I’ll kick your ass if you keep it up!”
“Let’s all settle down and do this logically,” your yellow-wearing counterpart says, adjusting her glasses. “And examine the pros and cons of-“
“Forget this, it seems like too much work.” the orange-robed Raven says with a yawn. “I’m against it.”
“Awww c’mon, don’t be like that.” the purple-clad you says. “This could be our calling in life, now that Trigon’s been destroyed.”

“Alright everyone, quiet down!” you say, silencing your personalities. “Yellow?”
“Of course.” she says, using your magical power to begin drawing out the pros and cons of becoming the new Guardian. You’d have access to all his knowledge, but be unable to leave the planet anymore. You wouldn’t be able to go traveling with Karn and his family anymore, but do you really want to? You’re not the adventuring or conquering type, but you enjoy being part of his family regardless. Your many selves debate for several hours, finally coming to a unanimous decision. You open your eyes, only a few seconds having passed while in your own head.

“A decision, you have made.” the Guardian says as you rise back to your feet.
“Yes I have.” you say, nodding. “Teach me everything.”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 76 Epilogue End-
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>>3262939
Aww sheeit, best girl at it again
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>>3262939
Not like she has to go anywhere. She can just open a portal where Karn and Co. go to talk to them and see what they see. She can actually experience everything except the physical trip of traveling.
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>>3262957
Kek.
>>3262961
True. And she doesn’t need a portal, as she has telepathy. That said, the two of them will now be rather busy, the Guardian working to impart as much of his knowledge and the responsibilities of his post to his apprentice.
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>>3263002
>Raven, as daughter of Trigon, has demonic ki
>Raven, as new Guardian of New Salad, will have divine ki
How the fuck will that work?
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>>3263011
Eh, probably just Divine Demonic Ki, like what the Supreme Kai of the Demon Realm and Demon Goddess Towa has.

>>3263002
Definitely need to learn everything we can from him too before its too late. Man King Cold is gunna be torn up. First his son goes Full Dumbass and then his long lost teacher, who he was finally reconnecting with, dies of old age.
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>>3263011
>divine =/= holy

Funnily enough. Just like how demonic ki isn't inherently evil. Ki is just energy. The descriptors you get for it just specifies where it's coming from not its actual traits or characteristics. Which is why people with lots of divine ki can be fought and even beaten by people with an absurd amount of normal ki.

Think of it like mortal ki is coal, demonic ki is gasoline and divine ki is fucking nuclear. Cept it can all mix together.

I'm not good at analogies.
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>>3263011
>How the fuck will that work?
Now you’re cooking with propane. Did you not notice the mark the Guardian has? He knows full-well how it mixes
>>3263023
>Definitely need to learn everything we can from him too before its too late.
Fortunately for you his knowledge won’t die with him.
>Man King Cold is gunna be torn up
Yes.
>>3263064
>I'm not good at analogies.
Better one: Normal ki is like fire, wielded by mortals. Divine ki is like lightning, and from the heavens. And demonic is like nuclear, short-term power at a longer-term cost.
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>>3263116
Is it possible to copy holocrons? This way King Cold could have a Yoda duplicate of his own.
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>>3263130
fuck that, we have better options to explore
from the wiki;
>"If a Jedi holocron and a Sith holocron were opened together by a lightsider and a darksider, they would fuse and be able to answer any question the users desired."
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If he has the knowledge to create a holocron then this opens up new avenues to us. Whilst we could record peoples memories willy nilly, it should be reserved for the most important minds at the time. Namely Tatsu, King Vegeta, King Cold, and Karn to name a few.

Fuckin' hell, imagine in a distant future you grew up hearing legends of the man who kickstarted the rise to greatness for your race and then being only what amounts to a trip to the library away from meeting him.
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>>3263222
>IN THE FUTURE THAT IS KARN
>"WHO DARES DISTURB THE TOMB OF-oh hey kid. Are you one of my relatives?"
>"I-I-I think so. Are you...Karn?"
>"Yup! So...what's your name?"
>"Chilli XXIV sir!"
>"Yup. Definitely one of mine."
>"Wow. I didn't think all those stories were true but here you are!"
>"In the holographic flesh kid. Now why did you bust open my crypt? Invasion? Demons? Nefarious?"
>"Nope. Some purple haired kid started causing trouble on the planet, saying we don't "belong"."
>"Chilli, how the Hell am I supposed to help with this? I'm a hologram, remember?
>"But he seemed scared of your name when I said I was related to you. Do you know he is?"
>pic related
>"Is that a yes?"
>"Just tell him if he keeps breaking my shit I'm gonna give him another dozen holes to remember me by."
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>>3263344
>The BOI trying to erase the Saiyan Race and the timeline long after Karn has died.

The BOI was smart, outlasting us with time travel bullshit. But little did he know, by dying we became far more powerful than he could ever imagine!

Force Ghosts, are they even a thing in this setting since Jedi and Sith kinda exist? We could legit just show up as a ghost to spook Trunks any time we wanted.
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>>3263385
>"Boy."
>"?"
>"BOY."
>"OH GOD WHAT?!"
>"WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON MY PLANET BOY?!"
>"HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!"
>"AND YOU SHOULD BE A DAMN CORPSE BUT I GUESS DISAPPOINTMENT IS YOUR STRONG-SUIT!"
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>>3263385
considering holocron's are a thing i'd learn heavily towards yes, besides souls are actually a thing in normal DBverse and can chat with people and all kinds of shit provided the guys in the afterlife like you enough.
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>>3263396
>That last line
Ohh, felt the burn off that one.
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24 hours until Saiyan Conqueror Quest 77 begins!
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>>3263130
Perhaps
>>3263190
>better
Are you sure?
>>3263222
>implying it wouldn’t be one of the best guarded relics of the Saiyan race
>>3263344
Ha.
>>3263385
If your soul escaped the afterlife, it could potentially be, since you still wouldn’t have a physical body.
>>3263396
Kek.
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>>3262936
>on another a pair of curved metal handles similar yet larger than the Guardian’s energy blade weapon
https://nomoreheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Rose_Nasty

>the Guardian might have the Rose Nasty of all things
Oh shit, this party's getting crazy.
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>>3264163
We must now take Yoda on the mother of all pub crawl's when Raven takes his place before he dies. OUR LITTLE GREEN MASTER WILL BE SEEN TURNING THIS REALM UP TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS BEFORE HE PASSES!
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>>3264204
>Karn:"We're gonna party like you're fucking Dying
>Guardian:"But dying I am"
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>>3264230
NOT WITH THIS ATTITUDE YOU AREN'T, I GOT COLD ON THE WAY OVER, AND MY BUDDY BOROS WITH A LIST OF PUBS AND COORDINATES FOR RAVEN! LETS GO!
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>>3264163
They are probably just dookus sabers.or Ventris's
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>>3263116
>Fortunately for you his knowledge won’t die with him.

Should probably learn Hamon before he kicks the bucket though. I’m having trouble imagining how an intangible hologram would teach an ability based on breathing.
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>>3264614
Ghost magic telepathy visions I'd guess.
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>>3264163
Who knows?
>>3264204
Ha.
>>3264614
>Should probably learn Hamon before he kicks the bucket though.
Might be helpful to at least get started. This would be difficult to do without a body, for instance: https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2c5SKxwIco
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>>3264666
>karn begins training in hamon
>this is the part where his gravity chamber is properly outfitted to create various atmospheric hazard
>extremely low pressure, up to a complete vacuum
>extremely high pressures, as much as the hull can handle
>extremely low temperatures, down to liquid helium levels
>extremely high temperatures, as much as the hull can handle
>gas mixing, allows chamber to be filled with more and more or less and less nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide
>fun for all the family: can pump in special aerosolized poisons (formulated to cause no long-lasting damage) at your preferred dosage
>special feature, GRAVITY MAELSTROM!: who wants boring old gravity in one direction? Now you too can experience the joys of thousands of times standard gravity twisting and rotating in every direction at once!

>Karn, that's a terrible idea. Hell, i don't even know if that last one is actually possible. Are you literally trying to die?
>Just put it on the goddamn ship, science-boy.
>I told you not to call me science-boy, karn. And there's no way in hell we can fit all that on your ship's gravity chamber. You're out of your mind.
>I didn't ask you if it's currently possible, bardock! You're the saiyan race's most brilliant scientist, figure it out!
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>>3264712
He is fucking lying, everything but that last one is but a simple installation of ventilation and piping, and all that needs is a good pressure tank in the broom closet! He's just being a lazy bastard and trying to get in the way of our gains at the same time.
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>>3264712
Capped so it can be reposted in every thread until the job is done and our training SKYROCKETS
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>>3264712
For Hamon training, you’re gonna have to slow WAAAAAY down. Even simply doubling gravity will make using Hamon much harder.
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>>3265086
.....fuck you, we will do all of the hardcore training on top of training our insides by drinking battery acid. Biology can't stop us, that shit's for pussies that don't have tails.
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>>3265120
>Ubo is a pussy

Now hol' up there partnerinodudeguy.
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>>3265127
Raven is our daughter, therefore part of the tail master-race, whose husbando is Ubo, therefore he is exempt.
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>>3265086
Fair enough, we'll just sit in the middle with it turned off completely at first. maybe even just start in a cave or an open field or some shit if yoda says it'll help.
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>>3265120
It’s like you want to burn all your Zenkais in the timeskip.
>>3265172
It’ll be a slow process. And there will be many trainings to consider, weighing the pros and cons of each as time moves on.
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>>3265218
Stamina, Djem So, and Berserk seem like obvious choices. Don't forget a healthy dosage of training our kids personally.
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>>3265494
It won’t be a big block of choices, but rather “train this, that, or that” options.
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You will have many different ways to further your training coming soon. Which transformation path you’ll travel, what fighting style you’ll focus on developing, what you’ll train the kids on, which specialties you’ll train, and how much time you spend with the friends/general population/celebrity spotlight are just a few of the choices you’ll need to make. But enjoy this peace time while it lasts, for when it ends, a new war may be brewing
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>>3265969
Hopefully this Hatchiyak won't have the same flaw as canon, because I can see Karn figuring that out pretty quick.
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>>3265974
He’ll be up to his ‘canon’ strength far sooner than canon, his hate far magnified. As for his weakness who knows?
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Saiyan Conqueror Quest 77 is now here! >>3267181
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