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>show up to photography meetup in my small city
>gear showing
>pull out a nikon fm2n and nikon fm3a with kodak vision 3 and provia f 400 in them
>absolutely MOGGED digishit betamale
>every girl wants to hold my shooter
>hear one of the black girls say ‘he cute’
>they want my insta and to be featured in a photo
>one even gives me a blowjob while i insert another roll of cinestill 800t
>mfw noodley armed digisoi takes pictures of cars while this happens

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>>3490557
You know it makes sense. Imagine how good the '80s were.
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>tfw it only happened in your mind
>also you shoot Sony
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>>3490557
>based and kodak-pilled
art hoes love men who develop their own photos ,normies don't realize how easy it is
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>>3490557
>>3490818
absolutely based
nikon gear, some colour negative film by eastman kodak and developing at home is as Chad as it gets
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>>3490557
what kind of picture is that? do you photograph mentally retarded?
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>>3491229
>nikon gear, some colour negative film by eastman kodak and developing at home is as Chad as it gets
being over 6'2, having big muscles and long fat cock is as CHAD as it gets,
having some niche kodak gear that no one ever used is absolute beta s o y
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>>3491232
yikes!
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>>3491232
>nikon gear and kodak film
>niche kodak gear
virgin digital shooter detected, you don't even know what you're talking about
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>>3491255
but I have a long cock
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>>3491256
you dont have a gamer girl gf
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>>3491258
gamer girls are repulsive, they usually have bad hygiene, bad teeth and are overweight, they cant make it anywhere else so they turn to gaming.
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>>3490557
>le zany japanese whoreface xDDD
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>>3491262
sounds like your mom

my gamer girl gf is clean, pussy tastes nice and runs for the athletic team
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>>3491269
then she isnt a gamer
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>>3491279
she isn't a girl.
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>>3490557
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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>>3491279
Nah, we play R6 siege all the time after school
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>>3490557
>girls
>at a photography meetup
Would've been better if you'd given us a more believable premise, but still entertaining. 6/10
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>>3491324
>Plays mobile games
Everyone is a gamer
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>>3491416
>R6 siege
>mobile

Yikes. Another DigiCel boomer
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>>3491416
please unironically kill yourself my guy
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>>3491345

Can confirm that college photography meetups are almost exclusively girls. I ran a few sessions with around a dozen, no males turned up. Ended up having a couple over to my lab to show b/w development and boning one in the darkroom safelight. Kino
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>>3491431
>college photography meetups
Guess that's different. Lucky anon.
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>>3491976
see this >>3491300
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>>3491431
Kino if true
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>>3491324
Looks like a whore. Enjoy being cheated on. I prefer my gf.
Also, im not the quoted, but i have 6' and 8x6.25" cock. Love how it is bigger than my gf's feet and how she let me film her footjobs in 4k.
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>>3492044
Wait a minute, how tiny is your gf?
8'' is US size 1 or European size 32, that's the shoe size of an 8yo child.
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>>3491324

>bang & clear, front and rear
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>>3492056
I'm 21Cms. Her feet is actually 21cms too. She is 155cms tall
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>>3492063
One of my cousins is also 155cm but her shoe size is 35 (a bit over 22cm) if I remember correctly.
My gf is 163cm with size 38 feet (~24cm) so despite having a 19cm one it's nowhere near her foot size.
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>>3492071
24cms is quite big for a girl only 153cms tall.

Angles always help to make it look bigger, the bottom part of the penis is longer than the top too, i forgot to mention that, while "medically" i would be "only 19.5" the lower part is 22.5cms (21 is measuring by the side and following the upward curvature). By using a wide angle and closing up from the top, it makes my penis looks a lot bigger than her feet. Porn filming always abuse of wide lenses.
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>>3490566
Jesus christ you aspie. obviously it's a pasta, just have some fucking fun once in a while
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>go to photography meetup
>everyone showing off gear
>show off my Olympus E-M10
>people says it's cute
>ask what version it is
>say Mark III
>half the crowd laughs at me
>other half starts spitting on me
>someone kicks me in the back, bringing me to my hands and knees
>says "don't you know that the Mark II is the superior version?!"
>everyone starts kicking me
>lay in the fetal position until they get bored and leave
>go back to my car
>tires all slashed
>pull out phone to call mom to pick me up
>screen has cracks from the kicking
>walk back home
>take a piss
>peeing blood
Why didn't you warn me /p/?
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>>3492071
>>3492044
so your GF is a stunted goblin with a feet fetish
https://books.google.ie/books?id=g3TOLfeSlVkC&printsec=frontcover&redir_esc=y&hl=en#v=snippet&q=giannini%2C%20colapietro&f=false

Feet fetish is a symptom of STD epidemics

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9819924

Its a beta male defense mechanism that makes sure your dont procreate by putting you in a submissive role.

My gf runs track with me and we're both extremely fit. I took her virginity when she was 19.

Meanwhile you're lusting after a STD riddle goblina.

Youre a fucking loser. Kill yourself
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>>3492112
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9819924
>1998
>1 citation
>bibliographic study
>no neuropsychology or neuroanatomy study

Nice try.

>been the single sex experience of a girl that dress like a whore.

Kek. I give you 10 months before you find out you were being constantly cheating on. You will be lucky to not get a STD yourself before that.
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>>3492175
Looooooool not him but you’re obsessed with cuckolding and cheating, and admitting to being into STD fetishes.

Youre clearly mentally ill. OPs gf looks hot and fit. I dont know where youre getting whore vibes from but its probably because your dumpy girlfriend is terrible to look at. Thus you associate being fit (being nice on the eyes) with looking like a whore.

Why dont you post a picture of your gf anon? So we can see what a top female specimen looks like
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>>3492175
HAHAHAHAH COPE

>tfw be in the athletics team with GF therefore she must be a whore

LOOOOOOOOL std boy has some cuckold fetish

Your gf is a stunted goblin mine is a tall athlete.

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>>3492209
She must be fast as fuck to run her tits off.
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>>3492209
I can see both of your faces, m80. She wears glasses.
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>>3492215
Yep, shes got b cups. Just the way i like em. Shes not a fat dumpy goblin with smelly feet lol!

>>3492219
Yeah? Notice how neither of us are ugly goblins
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>>3492071
You from the south son?
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>>3492206
She is sexually displaying in a way that will attract a low quality male in a stable ecology. Now if she was living Somalia it could make sense to attract an impulsive, low IQ moron because that moron could protect her from the other bug eyed ghouls that want to cut her genitals off. A Foot fetish Is a sign of childhood trauma involving feet. I'd give it a miss myself.
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>>3492231
>childhood trauma involving feet
What would this even entail?
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>>3492231
Cringe. Imagine what kind of person would write that in real life.

She took that picture because i told her to dress slutty for me.

Its pretty obvious youre an insecure beta male with an ugly dwarf girlfriend. You should suck her toes, because thats all youre good for you absolute beta male.

>meanwhile me and my gf are in the varsity team and fucking like pornstar gods everyday
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>>3492231
This is the biggest cope ive ever seen. Imagine forming an entire narrative about africans and IQ all because you have a stunted fat pig of a girlfriend
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>>3492234
I'm an anthropologist and study these kinds of behaviour.
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>>3492234
>>3492231
>>3490557
I can't tell if this thread is steeped in irony or actually this retarded
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>>3492228
Southern Hemisphere.
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>>3491269
>>3491324
>>3492209
>>3492222
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>>3492209
Jesus christ, you are mexican, or arab? You have to go back either way.
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>>3492265
She's gonna age like milk. Her face can already curdle it.
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>>3492267
Nope. We’re both irish
>>3492251
Nope. Youre an overthinking loser with poor social skills
>>3492279
Who cares? I can always get a new one


ITT: Beta males and their fat girlfriends screeching at actual normal attractive people.

Notice how no one posts pictures of themselves. Thats because youre all ugly unattractive losers
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>>3492294
Is the thing camera right a butch dyke or am I missing something?
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>>3492296
Nope. Just a normal 6’ athlete with his 5’10 gf chilling in the club.

Wbu mate? Whats it like being ugly?
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>>3492303
>imagine being so insecure you have to show off to people on 4chan

sad
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>>3492305
>What is every gear thread ever
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>>3492303
Sorry boss. Couldn't tell if you were a feminine man or a masculine woman.
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>this thread
Lol.
>>3492209
Nice hoverfist
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Does any other anon really enjoy just getting in your car and driving all night to spots and doing long exposure or catching the sunset/sunrise listening to synthwave and ignoring all social invitations?

Or just me.

>and a real hero
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>>3492085
thread needs more post like this and less height fagging
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>be me
>shows up in a photo walk holding my loved Pentax k1
>people are frowning, looking at me with sadness
>a group of people with Canon's are talking something about me behind my back
>guys with Sony don't even bother to look at me
>be shooting buildings and flowers the whole walk
>a girl holding a Nikon approaches
>6/10 coloured hair qt
>'hey anon, you look cool, why are you so alone?'
>try my maximum to not sperg out
>'hi'
>good, it went smooth
>we have a friendly conversation
>time to go, we're close to a shopping mall
>'anon, I'm coming to the bathroom, come with me'
>'oh, thanks I'm good'
>'you so silly, come with me'
>best blow job I've ever had

>some two days later, someone invited me to a telegram group chat
>its those people from the photo walk
>'hey, its that kid who had a bj in the bathroom!'
>before I've said anything, she replies from nowhere
>'stop it, I was feeling ashamed of he being alone the whole day. I was pity!'
>I left the group instantly
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>show up at photog meetup at anime con
>Every male is fat and ugly
What the fuck
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>>3492487
what were you really expecting?
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>go to photo meetup
>hi anon. Did you bring your marbles?
>wat
>everyone is carrying a bag of what I assume are marbles
>okay everyone today we’re going to learn about the decisive moment
>model stands in the middle of the room. 10/10 Asian cutie
>she starts undressing
>alright everyone line up
>everyone lines up and starts inserting their marbles inside her anus
>you all only get one shot so you must decide on the decisive moment
>asian cutie grimacing as more and more marbles are shoved inside her popper
>finally she can’t take it anymore and he launches a few marble out of her ass
>everyone raises their cameras and start shooting
>I wait patiently as she sprays dozens of marbles out of her ass. A cacophony of sound filling the room as the marbles hit the ground
>out of the corner of my eye I spot a small chunk of shit flying out of her ass
>at this point everyone has used up their one decisive moment shot except for me
>I raise my camera in what felt like slow motion
>I snap a pic as a mixture of marbles and brown chunks of shit fly out of her ass
>the whole group stands up and gives me a standing ovation for my ability to pick out the decisive moment like a real pro
>Japanese cutie so impressed she gave me her number and we started dating
>she even changed her Facebook profile to the photo I took of the marbles and shit spraying out of her ass like a firehose
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>go to photo meet up
>it isn't a photo meet up
>gay orgy
>I should've known better
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>go to a photo expo for the first time
>old bearded men everywhere
>next door there's a cosplay thing
>stormtroopers and girls in dressup
>don't take any photos of them
>go home and realise I'm a moron

True story.
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>be me about 5 years ago
>pass a selection to a photo exposition/art fair
>my first try on selling my photos
>my mom bought one of my photos
>it was the only picture I've sold the day
>they didn't invited me for the next edition of the fair
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>>3492514
sad if true
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>>3492494
this did not happen
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>>3492550
It absolutely did.
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>>3492514
>my mom bought one of my photos
C-cute.
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>>3492585
wtf i love nikon now
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>>3490557
>t. mentally retarded handicapped 20/200 vision having fag that is mad he can't get his driver's license and own a nice car
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>>3491231
Ahegao combined with autism
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>be me
>go to local photo meet up
>take the one I had with me
>look around
>see fat boomers and autistic women with canikon products
>women undoubtedly have smelly vaginas
>men undoubtedly are potential sex offenders
>they have that fat greasy look
>man approaches
>mumbles something about Fuji being so much fun
>i jump under bus to escape
>I dead now
>photography sux
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>>3491231
he went to an autism meetup
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>>3493068
The London meetup?
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>>3493082
Plz be in London
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>>3490557
what makes you guys prefer the FM series over the f3 btw ?



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