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What can we do to keep instagram thots away from our favorite outdoor spots?
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>>1571367
Does she look like she hiked 30 miles to get there? Nope. Actully go /out/ and these people are a non-issue.
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I for one welcome them. :)
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>>1571367
Go where there are no trails, or just a few km off the main trail. You won't see another soul.

That being said, hiking behind some sweaty thot in spandex shorts is a good morale boost.
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>>1571367
Don't worry, they will never show up in your mom's back yard, you are safe.
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>>1571367
Shit thread, OP is a fag as usual.
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>>1571376
This.

OP what's the fucking problem here?
Seems like your favourite outdoor spot i esaily accessible and you are mad people take pictures there?
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>>1571367
>arriving at a secluded place where some people already are
What's the /out/ etiquette in these cases?
Also post her instagram or a face photo, some of these gals with great bodies have shitty faces, turning 9/10 in 6/10
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>>1571393
>What's the /out/ etiquette
Walk away and pretend like you didn't want to go there in the first place, then make a thread on /out/ when you get home.
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>>1571393
Awkwardly walk away in a random direction for 30mins. Decide to go back. They are still there. Realize they are not leaving. Hike back home. Arrive home 6 hours later. Post angry thread on 4chan.
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>>1571393
Find a new secluded place to go to
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>>1571393
Smoke them up then they hand you a hit of acid
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>>1571393
Say hello and walk just out of sight and chill.
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>>1571393
>”Hi Anon, we’re having a photo shoot for my Instagram page. We’re going to be here for a little while. Hopefully we won’t be in your way.”
>”I-it’s no p-problem, I was going into the woods to c-camp anyway.”
>”Why are you carrying that picture of a cartoon around anon?”
>”W-well uh th-there’s this show called Yuru Camp that’s p-popular on this imageboard and I...”
>Well it was nice talking to you.”
>”Y-you too.”
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>>1571395
>>1571398
Classic
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>walking through forest following the sound of the water
>arrive at opening in secluded location
>see grills getting changed to ?go for a swim
>heart racing.exe
>snap picture from a distance (pic related)
>run away before they see me
>go back home and tell everyone I fucked a mermaid
>t-thanks /out/
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If you're that concerned about it you can post wildlife warning signs. If people think there is a legitimate chance of seeing a bear or cougar or something (alot of people are even scared of coyotes, of all things) they'll be less inclined to go there
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>>1571367
Go join the 'i'm not gay' MGTOW remote community

where there are nothing but your thoughts and no thots.....

also aids
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>>1571367
Kick over their cairns while they watch.
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>>1571429
Oh what a nice dream. I know that it happens. I have a gf and will be true to her, but I sure would love some innawoods babes to hook me up with a spontaneous cid dose after all of these years since my last around 95. I did do mushrooms since, and mescaline in West Yellowstone in 99 was my last anything. What a dream. Fuck, I don't even care if they are traps, or dudes, or anything, I just want to have that gift again.
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>>1571367
Don't bring them with you.
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>>1571474
Is she your gf, anon?

>>1571447
>imagine telling other people you watch animeshit
weeew
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>>1571369
This. It's not hard if you avoid common tourist shit and public campgrounds. Find a good stretch of trail, hike in about 10 miles, call it good.
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>>1571590
>being this much of a casual
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just be gay
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>>1572278
Unironically this. You can fuck whenever you want, don’t have to worry about disgusting thots, life is so much more comfy as a homo.
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>>1572294
>calls thots disgusting
>sticking dicks into each other's male asses and sucking each others dicks, not to mention male on male kissing and cuddling
>comfy
You do you, and I will love you as a human, but few things are more disgusting than faggotry.
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>>1572296
>make on male kissing and cuddling
I’m a homo, not a fag.
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>>1572297
I ain't entirely sure of you being qualified to judge that call there, hoss!
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>>1572296
thats why you shower, but to each his own
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>>1572278
Go away faggot, stop derailing threads with your stupid shit.
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>>1572306
No, you shower to get *her* to give you pussy, then once you're done fuckin', there's no more need to because you got it.
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>>1572296
>calling homosexuality disgusting
>sticking dicks into some fat oaf with a slimy, smelly hole between her legs that has to put a sponge down there to absorb the blood
>stubbly legs, covers her face in weird powder and chemicals
>shows her ass and tits on the internet
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>>1572310
Not my woman, bud, other than the "slimy", but that's one of the main ingredients in good pussy, and the occasional blood absorption devices.
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>>1572309
yeah, but for me, it's men.
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>>1572313
Well see, that's just objectively disgusting. With men, not only are they other men, but you're dealing with all that shit residue. Pussy juice is pure, sweet nectar.
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>>1572314
Well y'see sport *adjusts ten gallon hat* sometimes a man just *gazes into the mountains over yonder* finds himself battin' for the other team.
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>>1572315
I'll certainly grant you a "kekles", my fine fag free homo fren!
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>>1572314
>pussy juice
>literally mucus
>smells like rotting cheese
>fucking growing yeast
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>>1572322
It's filtered blood plasma, and it doesn't smell like rotting cheese unless they have an infection or something
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This thread got really gay. Was hoping for more thots.
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>>1572405
Please don’t post trannies here.
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>>1572392
The stuff that make’s women’s vaginas moist is mucus.
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>>1572410
chill out man, you're just coming off as a child grossed out by basic anatomy
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>>1572412
Just trying to open the minds of my fellow /out/ friends about the joys of being with men.
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>>1572416
we're all adults here, I think we know which way we swing. if someone's got a problem with it, it's their problem, not yours.
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>>1572410
You realize mucus is a generic term right?
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fucking incels, it's all about sex for you
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>>1571474
>Not raping, murdering and eating them
Son I am a disappoint
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>>1572278
>>1572294
This is Russian trimming attempting to undermine the herto West. Don't give in. Stay straight.
>>1571590
This might be a tall order for a lot of /out/ users though. It's easier to stay home and larp here.
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>>1571374
sponsored by REI
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Every outdoor activity is a selfie-fest nowadays. In between having my trail shat up by retard boomers, ugly chicks from third rate cities who cackle like hyenas and soiboys, I'd rather have some good looking thot with a selfie stick in front of me.
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>>1571393
what was it
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>>1571367
RAEP THEM
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>>1571393
wait until it is nighttime and make skinwalker noises
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>>1571376
So fucking true. I was hiking at Wallace falls in Washington recently, and there was a bitch with a HUGE ass about 15 feet in front of me. She had on red yoga pants (literally all bitches wear anymore) and it was nice. Good shit
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>>1571376
This. Outhots are not a problem.
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>>1572297
>I’m a homo, not a fag.
kek

>>1572310
>pretends to like nature
>is terrified of the biology of females
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>>1572931
perfect body, imo
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>>1572672
The Thit Sara, is actually big I to outdoors. She also dies nude yoga on xvideos. Sara Jean Underwood
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>>1571474

>heart racing.exe
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It seems that we have /r9k/ invasion here.
Ignore them, or think about it, it's 99% that you will never seem them again, so you can try to pick them up.
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>>1573096
>"H-hi, h-have you ever w-watched Yuru Camp?"
>"Get away from me or I will shoot you with bear spray."
>"Thanks, y-you too."
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>>1571367
If you ever come across one just rape, murder and bury her and her friends.
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>>1573108
You need to be 18 to use 4chan, pal.
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>>1573111
Ok then just hang around them staring at them too much until they feel uncomfortable and flee to ditch you. If we all do it, they will learn to avoid the outdoors and stick to Dubai and Miami hotel rooms getting molested by sexual deviants where they belong.
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>>1573101
And? Continue your hike, you will never see that girl again and she will forget in a couple days and hours. That's a good thing about traveling. That was practice, free lesson for you.
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To quote Dumbledore from Tales of Elric - Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Gatekeeping is good.
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>>1573141
She will joke about anon on whatsapp and snapchat. You're thinking of the good ol' days when you could travel and all that would be left were funny memories.
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>>1571367
/b/ answer and I am saying this just out of fun and not as an actual answer.

Rape them and leave them in plain sight.
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>>1573149
If anon afraid of this maybe he should not speak about chinese cartoons first?
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>>1573164
It's not easy to live with autism.
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>>1572768
Wallace falls is always full of thots. If you continue on to the upper falls it tends to thin out quite a bit though
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>>1572405
that's just tragic, jesus
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>>1572748
Nipslip
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>>1571367
Finding new favorites

But really at the end of the day there really aren't that many of them
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>>1573052
based and high test
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>>1572322
>Fucks a litteraly poop hole
>Smells like shit even when clean
>Always has shit particles even when "clean"
>No natural lube
>Being a sin
There's a reason faggot is an insult.
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>>1573774
That's the point dummy
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>>1572405
>This thread got really gay.
What were you expecting of /out/?
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>>1571367
Dude what is this bitch's problem? She's been posting progressively more slutty picture since she turned 30 or something. I think she realizes the wall is real and is doing all this sexual shit.
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>>1574179
>knows who this is
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bring a big fat bitch who always hoversnjn their background.
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>>1571367
Just go further than 10 km away from civilization
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>>1572410
No it's not, the wetness from arousal is produced by a set of glands at the entrance of the vagina.
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>>1574375
It does come from glands (Bartholin's and Skene's) but is still a mucus. I love it anyway though, eat it with a spoon, drink it with a straw.
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>>1572310
nice bait. sad man.
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>>1574179
Sauce?
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>>1571393
dong helicopter
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>>1572297
https://youtu.be/fdSu6amfYcA
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>>1576295
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>>1571539
kek
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>>1571369
This. Most people who call themselves "outdoorsy", go out only for social approval or solely to take retarded pictures for Instagram don't have the patience or dedication to hike or travel to these locations frequently enough for them to be a problem or get in the way of dedicated outdoorsmen. They're a non issue /out/ boogeyman.
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>>1571388
Lovey gif senpai. If only you knew the symbology of it. Here’s a (you)
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>>1576383
The given individual doesn't go /out/ frequently, but the sheer numbers of that type keeps many places constantly flooded until it's cold.
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>>1576386
Not them but pls explain.
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>>1571367
Is she just on her tip toes to flex her calves?
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Capture and domesticate them?
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>>1573112
Why just stare when you can jerk one out while screaming in ancient Norse? Chicks love a man with confidence so sometimes they'll join in
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>>1571367

>not beating her to a pulp
>not busting her pussy beyond repair
>not mulching her body after you strangle her
>not disposing of her in an eco friendly manner in the wilderness
>not doing the same thing again next year at a new park

LOL retard

>>1572294
>>1572297
>>1572278
>>1572322
Fuck off and die sodomite faggot
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>>1576788
>casually joking about rape and murder
>”Look at this evil homosexual!”
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>>1571367
I have never seen another human soul at my spots, if there so happens to be a 'thot' at my spot, she is no hoe but an honorable lady. the courtship will commence. hopefully she will not catch me bare, as I often strip down in my solitude. if so I pray the lady will see past my brazen nudity and average cock.
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>>1576810
>he believeth it to be a mere jest
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>>1576811
You seem like you’d be cool to go camping with desu.
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>>1571388
where can i find an asian woman to walk on my back.
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>>1576386
>symbology
Symbology? Now that OP's relinquished his "King Faggot" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne. I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is thessssymbolismthere?
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>>1571447
Yuru means easygoing. I love Yuru Yuri but Yuru Camp is a new one. Looking forward to fapping alone in my tent in the middle of a forest.
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>>1573181
I'd do her.
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>>1572314
>Pussy juice is pure, sweet nectar.
Vaginas are gross
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>>1571367
Gays are not welcome here
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>>1576844
I to require this information
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>>1571374
Mmmm, SJU
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>>1577197
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>1577124
In a heartbeat.
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>>1578637
>>1571374
>chafe
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Women should not be into outdoor shit

prove me wrong
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>>1578854
>>1578854
What if she lets you lick the sore spots
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>>1578861
have sex
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>>1578867
>have sex
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>being pro-thot

gay

>>1572405
>posting this lardass

even gayer

disappointed in y'all. Get some self control
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>>1578874
This.

I really wish killing women for game was a legal sport
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>>1578637
fine af, but I know this phenotype and they usually age like sour milk after they hit the wall at supersonic speeds in their 30s. saggy, wrinkled, and leathery skin. still would 100% though.
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>>1571367
So (((they))) made /out/ it here huh.
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>>1578971
>phenotype
>saggy, wrinkled and leathery skin
That has nothing to do with genetics, only spending too much time in the sun.
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>>1571367
if a thot can make it to the place you're at - it's not a challenge to get there.

if you can drive - there will be thots.

personally i do portage camping - most guys can't do it

this is the only chick i've ever seen portage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETld86v3lSU
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>>1578875
I'm all in support of traditional patriarchy but you need to resolve some issues.
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>>1579280
>adam's apple
>voice
>"""chick"""
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>>1578874
Being this man calls to me.
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>>1579472
Firm but fair.
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>>1572405
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>>1580689
just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to let everyone else know.
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>>1576788
Based and checkedpilled
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>>1571474

she should see a doctor, her butt has a crack in it
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>two weeks ago
>go creek hunting in local park
>wetsuit, goggles, metal detector
>look like a total dork
>work way up creek to waterfall
>all the stacys and chads are there doing basic shit
>hole from top of falls through to under falls with rope to climb up
>fuckitwhynot.jpg
>no one else is doing it because its difficult as fuck
>totally flex on chads when they see a dork in a wetsuit and goggles emerge from the top of the falls through a hole
>stacys start asking me questions
>end up hangin for a bit and smoking a couple bowls / have a beer
its easy, you just do your own thing and not give a fuck, girls love that kinda shit.



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