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A tree got struck by lightning in my mom’s suburb and I got a piece of it. What should I carve it into?
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A dildo for your mom
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>>1515721
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>>1515712
A dildo for your Dad
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>>1515712
Thor talisman
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>>1515712
This has nothing to do with /out/
Fuck off
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>>1515712
A dildo for your brother
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>>1515712
A dildo for your sister
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>>1515712
A dildo for your grandfather
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>>1515712
A dildo for your grandmother
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>>1515753
A dildo for Thor.
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>>1515712
>>>/diy/
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>>1515712
Dildo for your aunt
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A fleshlight
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>>1515841
>>1515758
>Wittling isn't /out/

Are you guy's retarded?
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>>1515712
A dildo for your uncle
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>>1515712
y-you didn't actually touch it did you
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>>1515712

perfect for batoning
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>>1515712
A dildo for your cousin
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>>1515758
A dildo for this guy
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a dildo for your dog
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>>1515869
Based

>>1515884
Eh, more /diy/ than /out/ but acceptable.
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>>1515712
A dildo for the first girl you kissed in school
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>>1515712
How about a pipe?
I'm sure you'd like to take this wood into your mouth and suck it
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>>1516068
I don't know why but when people type "eh" it bothers me deeply. It just reads so smug and arrogant.
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>>1516188
Eh, get a load of this guy
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>>1515712
Looks too small to do anything really.
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>>1516192
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can just imagine OP now, all this crowd around to see this big tree that fell over across the street
There he is standing off at the side with his head down,
suddenly he makes up his mind, he is going to do it. He is going over there and taking some of this huge tree to make something out of

but then OP chickens out, and decides to forget about it, but as he walks away he finds a little stick on the ground. He picks it up and puts into his pocket

meanwhile two teenage girls are in the street, one says to the other, isnt that the creepy guy from school? OMG did he just pick up some dog shit and put it in his pocket? what the fuck is wrong with him ?

OP is finally happy, as he walks to his moms house, he pulls out his slither of wood. He looks down at it smiling, thinking I know what I will make out of this.....

A dildo for my boypussy

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The End
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>>1516202
Is this what goes through your mind when you're around wemon? Try not to judge yourself too much buddy, people aren't analysing you as much as you think they are.
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A magic wand
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>>1516188
I'm Canadian but unironically
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>>1516202
Trying too hard.
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How about two lightning bolts?
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a dildo for your Fleshlight
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>>1516204
>wemon
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>>1516066
A dildo for that guy?
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>>1515712
A thread died for this.
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A dildo for your something something
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>>1517259
OP should make a dildo for the dead thread.
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>>1515884
>>1516188
Eh, OP is /in/ a house in his pic. Wood working is /diy/. You're the retarded one here.
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>>1517289
kek
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>>1517296
Only gay people and communists will believe this.
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>>1515712
knife handle
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Wunderbat
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>>1516202
It took this long to make a dildo for himself....
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>>1517482
A dildo for the knife handle
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Just as bagels are made out of judo, pickle bread is made out of dildo
what did I miss?
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>>1515712
Post pics of your mum
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>>1518439
Nudes on /s/ if hot, just label it so we'll know who it is, OP.
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>>1518455
>>1518439
also twig in pooper
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Lucky baseball bat
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>>1517551
Took this fucking long to get the right answer.
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>>1519221
Based Natural poster
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>>1517343
A dildo for this gay communist
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>>1517482
Unironically this. That’s a special piece of wood you have there, anon. Deserves to have purpose other than being a knickknack.
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>>1517482
>>1519480
Make a knife handle

"The knife that was struck by lightning"

Make it a good knife too
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>>1520599
Excellent idea, backed by dubs.
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Tree struck by lightning and all you found was a wrinkly wooden wangsicle, no magic hammer or sword. Feels bad man.



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