A tree got struck by lightning in my mom’s suburb and I got a piece of it. What should I carve it into?
A dildo for your mom
>>1515712A dildo for your Dad
>>1515712This has nothing to do with /out/Fuck off
>>1515712A dildo for your brother
>>1515712A dildo for your sister
>>1515712A dildo for your grandfather
>>1515712A dildo for your grandmother
>>1515753A dildo for Thor.
>>1515712Dildo for your aunt
>>1515841>>1515758>Wittling isn't /out/Are you guy's retarded?
>>1515712A dildo for your uncle
>>1515712y-you didn't actually touch it did you
>>1515712perfect for batoning
>>1515712A dildo for your cousin
>>1515758A dildo for this guy
a dildo for your dog
>>1515869Based>>1515884Eh, more /diy/ than /out/ but acceptable.
>>1515712A dildo for the first girl you kissed in school
>>1515712How about a pipe?I'm sure you'd like to take this wood into your mouth and suck it
>>1516068I don't know why but when people type "eh" it bothers me deeply. It just reads so smug and arrogant.
>>1516188Eh, get a load of this guy
>>1515712Looks too small to do anything really.
can just imagine OP now, all this crowd around to see this big tree that fell over across the streetThere he is standing off at the side with his head down, suddenly he makes up his mind, he is going to do it. He is going over there and taking some of this huge tree to make something out ofbut then OP chickens out, and decides to forget about it, but as he walks away he finds a little stick on the ground. He picks it up and puts into his pocketmeanwhile two teenage girls are in the street, one says to the other, isnt that the creepy guy from school? OMG did he just pick up some dog shit and put it in his pocket? what the fuck is wrong with him ?OP is finally happy, as he walks to his moms house, he pulls out his slither of wood. He looks down at it smiling, thinking I know what I will make out of this.....A dildo for my boypussyfade to blackThe End
>>1516202Is this what goes through your mind when you're around wemon? Try not to judge yourself too much buddy, people aren't analysing you as much as you think they are.
A magic wand
>>1516188I'm Canadian but unironically
>>1516202Trying too hard.
How about two lightning bolts?
a dildo for your Fleshlight
>>1516066A dildo for that guy?
>>1515712A thread died for this.
A dildo for your something something
>>1517259OP should make a dildo for the dead thread.
>>1515884>>1516188Eh, OP is /in/ a house in his pic. Wood working is /diy/. You're the retarded one here.
>>1517296Only gay people and communists will believe this.
>>1516202It took this long to make a dildo for himself....
>>1517482A dildo for the knife handle
Just as bagels are made out of judo, pickle bread is made out of dildowhat did I miss?
>>1515712Post pics of your mum
>>1518439Nudes on /s/ if hot, just label it so we'll know who it is, OP.
>>1518455>>1518439also twig in pooper
Lucky baseball bat
>>1517551Took this fucking long to get the right answer.
>>1519221Based Natural poster
>>1517343A dildo for this gay communist
>>1517482Unironically this. That’s a special piece of wood you have there, anon. Deserves to have purpose other than being a knickknack.
>>1517482>>1519480Make a knife handle"The knife that was struck by lightning"Make it a good knife too
>>1520599Excellent idea, backed by dubs.
Tree struck by lightning and all you found was a wrinkly wooden wangsicle, no magic hammer or sword. Feels bad man.