Can we have a /out/ YLYL thread?
>>1476485>Can we have a /out/ YLYL thread?Sure, do you have any suggestions? What time will the thread start?
Any minute now
>>1477488>No way this will work>Might as well try>....>fucking knew it
Sorry I fell asleep did it start already
>>1478146Yeah, that horse pic is pretty funny.
>>1477488Horses are so funny lost
>>1477488Is this now a silly horse thread?
>>1478206Sleep tight horsey
>>1478298>tiring horse day, anon>get the horse lights please
i love horses but they scare the shit outta me how gay am i
>>1478471You have to embrace the fear. I was scratching this brutal mare's back leg today. She could have killed me but instead she was just pulling a stupid face and loving it. There's no better rush than that.
I think I'm out of pics that won't get me banned. Otherwise there would be GBs worth of silly horse pics.
>>1478319>Don't speak to me or my son ever again
Oh, wait, it's a horse thread?http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10783196/
Why does /an/ have all the best reaction images
>>1478958You cheeky cunt
>>1478472>knitted sweater and hat>girl has blonde hair and blue eyes>beautiful purely white horse>those wide meadowsthis was recorded in iceland wasn't it?
>>1479498its funny my cat does exactly this everytime i enter its 1 metre jumping radius that orbits around that goblin
>>1479578>same dimensions>same file type>23 KB smallerWhat gay shit was missed?
>>1479652and its sequel:
>>1478490>pics that won't get me banned.Meet me on /r/
>>1479497Chad fellow primate
>>1479493Horse threads are the best threads.
>>1478482That's some Tokyo drift shit right there The only thing that would make it better is some "faaaaast faaaaast faaaaast" music in the background
>>1479715>Meet me on /r/I think there might be a little misunderstanding on your behalf.
>>1479258Take that waterfags land race master race.
>>1479490Lost. Batonfags will never recover.
>>1479497They're just foals.
>>1483745I don't know what I expected.
>>1485553You are ignorant of the beliefs of your grandfather if that is your idea of national socialism.
>>1476485wait, is the featur still on on this board?
>>1477488Story of my life. This didn't make me laugh. It gave me a god damn existential crisis.Every time I saw something good on the horizon and went toward it and worked toward it, thinking it was something good like this horse going in for feed, only to be blocked by a solid wall and it was just an illusion the entire time. Damn it.
>>1479512>how I feel
>>1479652>people on the web
>>1479493>My dad told me this wooden wedge would helpDad knows what a failure his son is
>>1483745what a useless fuck nugget of evolution that bird is
>>1489354It's actually really intelligent and just realised how futile it all is.
>>1488348Turks who converted to Judaism following the last Exodus. Eventually overran the original population, leaving their surviving descendents with >5% levantine DNA and only trace African.But Nazis don't care. They'll probably actually take offense to the implication that Jacob's people came to Egypt from the south, supplanted the white pharoes for a time, then faded into servitude before leaving.
>>1485553Oh is this a pretend that those people are capable of doing that episode
>>1483745Notice the bloodstains on the side of his mouth. This croc literally feeds itself by sitting around all day waiting for stupid for stupid birds to poke around where they don't belong.
>>1476485>Be me>Northern Ontario>Camping under the stars for a week>Four days in>Each day more constipated than the last>Finally, I feel movement>Thank the lord>Walk a little ways from my camp >This is going to smell, walk a bit further>Find a great spot, hunker down>Begin drop french baguette style log.>My ass hurts, I can literally feel the ring almost tearing.>making gutteral noise>BRANCH CRACKS 10 FEET AWAY>Eyes wide open, look over>Black bear staring into my eyes>I stare back at it>The log drops to the ground making and audible plop sound>My asshole gape makes a "glloop" sound as it closes>Never take eye contact off bear>Bear looks a few feet behind me>I look to see its burrow>Bear looks down to the ground and walks away all depressed>I instantly feel bad...I shit on the doorstep of the bear's home and it actually looked sad and disappointed about it.
>>1489487>Tfw somebody shits in front of your porch This was very inappropriate anon
>>1485553why are current day krauts so pathetic? I get that you had all that guilt being shoved down your throat your entire life but still that's no excuse.
>>1479512This is a miniature version of my father.
>>1485553no!anything but the azenkazis!
>>1489394based and strokepilled
>>1489487you walked right up to it and shat on its doorstep. that bear will never regain its self confidence after that. you know it probably lies awake at night thinking about that moment, wishing it had done something
>>1490190well happy Hanukkah to you too
>>1489487>Be me>Northern Ontario>Camping under the stars >Four years in, I am completely alone>Each day more solitary than the last>Finally, I hear movement>Thank the lord>Walk a little ways from my burrow>I see a human, they are walking weird, a back and forth waddle>They look around and squat>the human starts to shit>the human is screaming now>making weird wheezing noises>I am curious and get closer, I want to know what's going on>I step on a branch because I am so fascinated with the human>Eyes wide open, they look at me>I stare into their eyes, I want to tell them this is my burrow, I want to ask them why they are doing this>They stare back at me in utter contempt>The shit drops to the ground making and audible plop sound>their asshole gape makes a "glloop" sound as it closes>The entire time this was going on, they never broke eye contact with me>I nod my head, to indicate they just shit on my front lawn>They finally see my burrow, look back at me, laugh and walk away>Chad Grizzly dropped by that afternoon and congratulated me on such a large shit, but then realized it was a human shit, and told all the other bears>none of the other bears in the forest will interact with me anymore, they laugh at me or ignore me when I come near>Every day I wish I had done something, anything, to stop that human from shitting in front of my burrow
>>1490596First attempt at that one. Embarrassment but not real regret.>>1490607I assure you. Four channel has changed around me. Not to say that I haven't grown, but the social norms used to be much less rigid. It was more about shock value than hostility.
>>1476485idk how funny this is but I grew up near the swamp in south louisiana and have some interesting stories and i don't feel like greentextingIn my mid teens during the summers we would get bored as fuck and would have a group of us ride out and make campsites in the atchafalaya, and us being bored we tried to do stupid shit a lotbasically we'd go buckass and swim down to the bottom of the bayou to find a log or something stuck into the ground, we'd go back up and try to get as much air as we could, then we'd get hard and swim down to the log grab on and jack off, and once we came we'd race our semen up to the surface ~ 8-10ft up, was pretty hard to do the first time, usually took a couple of tries also it was actually pretty hard to beat it, semen goes up very fast
>>1490986What in the absolute fuck
>>1479497chad lesser ape
>>1489477Sounds like my ex.
>>1478315This looks like the start of a clickbait video image.
>>1490986how do you jerk it at the bottom of a bayou?
>>1490986>your 10 bros jack off in the water before you, racing their spunk to the surface>anon, it's your turn>just swim around in our seednaw
>>1492278did you not read the story, have you ever tried jacking off underwater? same concept, takes a couple tries, but it's pretty easy, take in mind i can hold my breath for ~5 minutes underwater with prep>>1492340>what is a currentdon't blame me that you an your friends didn't do anything fun
>>1479495That's just mean
>"""""/out/ YLYL""""">Literally just a bunch of gifs and webms of animals being killedPretty sure humans shouldn't be allowed outdoors anymore.
>>1479070You can't not bring politics everywhere can you?
>>1478490Ah man must be 10 years since I made that gifI have a 10 minute video somewhere of the horse wrecking itself
>>1493873That horse is dead by now.
>>1490986>then we'd get hard and swim down to the log grab on and jack off, and once we came we'd race our semen up to the surfaceAnon I think only you jacked off in the bayou and that your ‘friends’ pranked you and to this day laugh behind your back
>>1493812literally only 2 and both are killed by other animals you stupid fagkill yourself
>>1493877not necessarily, its a young horse and they live longer than you think
>>1493821Politics? I thought it was a ohhhhhh that's not a horse!
>>1493812Well tbf famalam, OP decided to post a reaction image instead of an appropriate image and the first pic reply was an excuse to post my silly horse collection here.
>>1493901>Acshually, I'm only cumming to OTHER animals killing animals, so it's goodDie.
>>1479651>Rat OgreI get it.
>>1479490Why not just use the hatchet?
>>1493878well considering that i watched other guys do it, I think that's highly unlikely, i mean it's pretty impressive when you think about it, it was very hard to doyou also severely underestimate how fucking bored we were to be doing this shit
>>1495774>boredGay is the term you are looking for here
>>1478982alright this is just a straight up omen.
>>1478472unironically the most heart-warming thing I've seen on 4chan
>>1479490>Bear Grylpiss knifekek
>>1479499Cause animals are goofy
>>14904184chan: where even the bears have autism
>>1495878maybe it's gay for a faggot american like you who is ashamed of your small pecker
>>1497040>American Someone a little angry they live in a shithole?
>>1497048I live in Baton Rouge, it's just tiring how almost every american is deathly afraid of being seen even slightly nude, and can't understand the concept of being nude around other guys and not being gay, i guess all yanks are confused about their sexuality?
>>1497050So you live in a shithole got it. You watched a bunch of guys get off sexually for fun. That isnt straight bud.
>>1497053almost 100% better than the flyover or shithole city you live inalso>being THIS fragile about your sexuality that you can't handle being close to dudes jacking off 8 ft underwater without thinking you're gay
>>1497054>Baton rougeYou do realize you are at the literal worst part of the country right?
>>1497059nope, i'd say it's the midwest, then socal, then florida, then new orleans, and we're just like a whiter new orleans, it's pretty nice here save for summer, i'd say we're at the middle of the spectrum
>>1497059the food, culture, and /out/ definitely save the area though, saying we're worse than the midwest and socal is just plain ignorant and it means that you've never been here or there, you just hear "durr niggers" and assume the entire south is like that
>>1497061>>1497060Samefag also this just shows you haven't really been to the midwest
>>1497050There’s a difference between skinny dipping and watching each other take turns jacking off.
>>1497119it's not samefagging i was replying to my own comment dumb fuck, and yes i definitely have been to the midwest, spent some time in columbus ohio and Duluth minnesota, both were pretty fucking shit in terms of food, culture, and out, also visited a lot of the surrounding areas and it was fucking shit>>1497161we weren't watching them jack off, bayou water is about as clear as a brick wall, also there were girls in the group, it was about 50/50sorry you're so confused about your sexuality though
>>1497421>it's not samefagging>I'm just samefagging
>>1497421>pretty fucking shit in terms of food, culture, and outBecause you weren't good at looking for it, that's like saying I went to macomb and the food and out was shit. You were in Minnesota and said the out was shit which means you didn't try, Minnesota has beautiful lakes and forests(pic related), you were in Columbus which means you were close to hawking hills and lake Erie. The midwest has the great lakes, the Mississippi river, the black hills of south Dakota the ozark and porcupine and turtle mountains, the great plains, the badlands, red river gorge etc. As for culture that's just ridiculous we have a culture that has evolved from German, polish irish and Italian immigrants. The midwest consists of 12 states in the north central area of the US to generalize them like you did is laughable, you are just an uncultured bayou boy that hasn't traveled the country.
>>1497490>minnesotait was literally too cold to do shit for 7 months of the year, the rest of it i spent working my ass off trying to beat the snow>ohio>hurr look at big lake and hundreds of miles of nothing>midwest>hurr look at big lake and hundreds of miles of nothingand no, you have a very basic culture, nothing special at all, when i say culture, i mean like texan culture, or new orleans culture, not >hurr big lake and thousands of miles of farmland I honestly wish i wasn't generalizing the entire midwest, but having drove from duluth to baton rouge several times, i can confirm it's fucking NOTHING until arkansas
>>1497591>>hurr look at big ocean and hundreds of miles of nothingwow I can do it too.>it was literally too cold to do shit for 7 months of the yearNot my fault you cant handle beautiful winters (pic related)>, the rest of it i spent working my ass off trying to beat the snowsure you were>when i say culture, i mean like texan culture, or new orleans culturedescribe it, because you don't have any idea what you are talking about.>but having drove from duluth to baton rouge several times, i can confirm it's fucking NOTHING until Arkansasdriving on the highway through western Wisconsin central Illinois and the very eastern tip of Missouri sure must've shown you what the Midwest had to offer. that's like saying going through Louisiana on I20 gives me a good image of the state and its culture. I'd insult you for being unintelligent but its not your fault the south has terrible schools.
>>1478472So this is what we've been missing out on.........I'm going out /out/ it may be some time before I return....
>>1488352Are you sure it wasnt just you being incapable of achieving something because of who you are and pretending otherwise that you could was the illusion?
>>1478315That image would be so stupid if it weren't for the cow.....
>>1492267All its missing is a big fuckin arrow pointing at something.
>>1497615>big oceanwat, no one does shit in the ocean >wintersthey were very beautiful and I love the snow, very comfy, but just really not a lot to do other than taking walks and snowriding, ice fishing is pretty boring>beat the snowI switch in between residential and commercial construction job sites, I get slammed with jobs from contractors and it's pretty much a money grab during the warmer months and extremely slow during the winter>cultureI really shouldn't have to sit here and explain culture to you, but yet I will, because if the southern schools suck, i can't imagine how bad they are in the midwestCulture is a specific place's identity, it's the characteristics and knowledge of a particular group of people, encompassing language, religion, cuisine, social habits, music and arts. So for Texas, it'd be the bigger than life and polite mentality, howdy y'all, bless your heart, heavy christians, with big steaks, guns, and country musicFor New Orleans, it's the "everything's a party" and laid back and happy mentality, laissez les bon temps rouler(let the good times roll), people literally speak fucking french in the city, our laid back catholicism is the staple of our biggest holiday, Mardis Gras, to have a huge party and sin as much as you can before Lent, it's the city of jazz, beignets, crawfish, poboys and the best collective food in the US, yeah the niggers kinda ruin it, but they kinda add to it toothat's culture, something that is violently apparent about the location that you can't find anywhere else in the US, to me midwest culture doesn't bring anything new or exciting to the table
>>1497615also you act like me driving through Iowa, missouri, illinois, ohio, and wisconsin doesn't give you a view of their culture, no interesting restaurants, no cool old towns, the rust belt is appalling, y'all aren't huge fans of college sports, well atleast not like down in the south, no interesting music, no interesting language or way of speaking, just normal christians, normal food, and y'all are the reason blacks think whites don't season their chickenPlease tell me something really interesting and cool I can do to experience this extremely cool and awesome culture of the midwest, please>driving on the highway through western Wisconsin central Illinois and the very eastern tip of MissouriI told you I went to uni in columbus and drove to duluth a couple times from there, so i think i saw a really good bit of the midwestBut anyway, i don't know why you're defending the midwest, it sucks bro
>>1479652>>1479653This is exacly how fights in high school went when i moved to the USA. Bunch of faggits
>>1478958alright you got me good haha
>>1489492who is the green fellow,I keep seeing him on this website.?
>>1498394I'd tell you to lurk more but /out/ is a different kind of board. The green fellow's name is pepe, one of the biggest memes ever although now he is considered controversial because some groups have used him, the other two memes you should look up are wojak and spurdo. Wojak is the best one to use if you use one.
>>1498588>Wojak is the best one to use if you use one.OUT OUT OUT OUT OUTGO BACK TO FACEBOOK
>>1476485this is a fundamentally unfunny YLYL thread and it's lasted a fucking month, this has become a marvel
>>1488352jesus christ man just laugh at the horse
>>1498588>spoonfeedingand here I am after lurking for years as I've done with every board I visit
>>1498650>>1498613This board hardly is active so I want newfags here and pepe has been dead since the reddit invasion in 2016. Wojak is eternal
I love you /an/, marry me.>>1479491Not you though /ck/ you're not invited, every time I see you post "humour" I get distressed.
>>1498663Wojak is comedy poison. Go back to the social media shithole you came from.
>>1498852Wojak isn't about comedy
>>1479500lil' potato boy
>>1498153Missouri fag here. Our culture is corn, beer, river floats and cheap living. I don't care if it's not special, because its a pretty wholesome place to live.
>>1499218Missouri is apart of the south so you're included in the south's culture
>>1488352youre such a fucking faggot if this isn't ironic lmao
>>1499222>Missouri is apart of the southdebatable
>>1499231>below the mason-dixonI mean southern missouri is definitely southern, and it is debatable, but I just use the mason dixon reference which is not perfect(florida) so idk
>>1499189Autocorrect can be a bitch
>>1490986>previously, on Swamp Loggers
>>1478472this is what (((they))) took from you
>>1501343that is what ((you)) wanna take from brown and negro girls
>>1479651hamsters are just shittier versions of rats
>>1478315this how my brother takes pictures of his kids
>>1479491as a chef this video gave me really bad anxiety holy shit
>>1488352It's because you stop walking, thinking you've reached it and that it was only an illusion. The truth is that you've given up before you were even close.
>>1490418be me>north ontario>camping under the stars>been there for as long as I remember>each day I just sit there, not moving>finally hear movement>thank the lord, maybe now I'll actually get to do something with my life>he finally approaches>human squats and starts to shit>making weird wheezing noises and screaming>was so loud I didn't notice the bear>steps on me>agonizing pain as I get split in half
>>1479637not funny without the audio:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8fPRmOWCbA
>>1489487>bear's reactionFinally I get an actual chuckle out of any of this. The horse falling for illusion food was mildly comical, but resulted in no audible laughter. Apparently /out/ists best ways of being actually funny are in the myriads of creative ways of calling each other faggots and retards.
>>1477488poor doggo :(
>>1478472This could have been the life we are living today if it weren't for the eternal (((Anglo)))
>>1498394Its the Grinch
>>1506918Blood and Soil doctrine states that cities are disgusting masses of concrete and that true Germans should live their lives as farmers doing gods work, preserving tradition and family values.Both Hitler Youth and the League of German Girls were taught to begin their adult lives in the country side. And the skills associated with doing so. A nation with so many hopes and promises, only to go down in a war it was unequipped for, and to be falsely remembered as a ultra totalitarian, genocidal regime.
>can weI don't know, can you?
>>1483745That croc legit smiled
>>1481261I really, really like this image
>>1507394They were wronged twice
>>1488352Dumb wojack poster
>>1497054Fellas, is it gay to get naked in front of each other, jerk off, then swim in the resulting semen mixture? No? Ok cool
OP's pic is cringe and Boomerpilled but here's some OC
>>1498153>jazz, beignets, crawfish, poboys and the best collective food in the USI live near New Orleans and everything you listed besides crawfish is overrated, Mardi Gras is shit, and you're embarrassing the rest of us.
>>1493821Was just about to post this. Don't people get tired of >muh red vs. blue?
>>1505033Eh, the flash implies techno music
>>1498153I'd think the street junkies ruin it more than the nigs.
>>1498159>and y'all are the reason blacks think whites don't season their chickenLmao who the fuck cares, most plebbit comment i've seen all day.
>>1479505havent seen this blotter before
>>1478982united agains the rats
>>1479497gibbons are the shit
>>1479493>the wood is bad
>>1479258did not see that coming! thanks for the posting Anon
>>1479512really needs some pants.......just sayin'
>>1481261okay sign doesn't look too racist now, does it?
>>1518867Quit bumping this shit thread
>>1483056What an old summer /b/ meme
>>1521778there has to be more of this sweety
>>1493873seen this gif a lot in the old days of /b/
>>1479258holy shit a mammal owning waterfags in their own territory
>>1493821She does kinda look like a horse though...
>>1499218Yeaaaaah nigga love me some float trip
>>1479491Made it to 20 sec, too scary. She literally puts her fingers under the blade. Did she chop it off?
>>1478472such is life in iceland
>>1478979What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo?Bison!
>>1477488Okay I lost here
>>1494195Cringe redditor detected
>>1523830can you stop with your lgbt agenda for one second?
>>1479872scheiße mann ich sterbe
>>1479512this would make a really good Exmilitary by death grips alternative album cover.
>>1498588>>1498394No, the cute retarded one is called "apu" (short for apustaja or some shit) or "helper"
>>1490986>>1497421>>1497040>Fucking americans! Jerking off with the boys isnt gay you dont understand reeeeeeeee! YOur peener is small!
>>1490986>>1497040Dude. I’m from finland so nudity isn’t a taboo and I’ve seen all of my friends naked countless of times and the thing you just described is just super fucking gay.I bet all of you were really exited about doing this and couldn’t wait which is explained by the fact that you came in like 2 seconds if you did that under water.Or did you, you know ”prepare” eachother before diving down? :)
>>1479258Reminds me of a Battlefield trailer
>>1490986Lmfao. South Louisiana bro here as well. We did a thing where we’d go to the Mississippi and get a branch that was growing underground. You’d stand upside down in the water and shit. The flowing river would move the poop and clean your butthole. It was a rite of passage where I’m from.
>>1507448Me too! Save it, it’s all yours my friend :)
>>1490986Sounds like a region with a high concentration of failfathers.
>>1497490Based Midwest defender
>>1479499Because you realize all animals do stupid shit constantly if you spend enough time with them. That includes things like fish and reptiles you wouldn't expect to display much in the way of individual personality.
>>1512833God, i wish that were me
>>1498153>kinda add to it too>invented jazz, basically the only reason anyone even knows about NOLAok then
>>1478472So did they fuck?
>>1498153>no one does shit in the oceanI guess this is the kind of brainlet mentality you develop when you are literally raised in a swamp
>>1498394>the green fellowkek
>>1490986One time i fed a gator 30 packs of hot dogs
>>1490986This is the most swamp-people shit I’ve ever heard in my life, thanks for sharing anon
>>1479652india vs pakistan
>>1476485Time has not been kind to Cody's mitochondria.
>>1499222>>1499231Missouri is a cultural crossroads, and always has been. You had the Missouria Indians and the Osage Indians here, with one occupying the area north of the Missouri River and the other occupying the area south of it, roughly. Nowadays, those in the plains-ish land north of the river are entirely Midwestern, and those south of it are Southern. Before you debate the southern-ness of the Ozark part of the state, keep in mind that the creator of the tv show Beverly Hillbillies was an Independence, MO native and based the family in the show off of his experiences with Ozark people. Also another half of my family come from the bootheel, and they're cotton farmers that speak with a Southern accent.In the Civil War the governor declared Missouri for the South and the majority of the state legislature declared for the North. The state's official militia (under the governor) became a part of the Confederate army after the Union secured St. Louis and most of the state. To this day, Missouri is mostly split down the middle politically.Culture and politics aren't the only things that are divided in this state - the weather's fucked up too. There are 3 seasons here - summer, winter, and tornadoes.Missouri's history is so divided and cloudy that I'm not even sure it exists beyond some arbitrary lines drawn on a map.
>>1478482MULTI HOOF DRIFTING
>>1478982Now where is tattoo Kylo Ren?
>>1478472this gif is too pure and innocent for 4chan
>>1478472Anyone who hates this or wants to take this future away from people is r*ddit trash.
>>1491722>ultralightersNot even once.
>>1529491During my late 90s cross country van living shit, I woke one morning in Florida, Missouri at a campsite on the grounds of Mark Twain's birth home cabin. Pic related, looked like home from NW Ga to me, and felt a lot like it too, just the vibe of the people and place. We still claim you, lower Mo, y'all fought and raised hell right there with us.
>>1534029BTW, they have his birth cabin preserved inside a museum, along with some of his typewriters, horse buggies, and all manner of personal artifact. I also bought his autobio, and a book I'd never heard of that he wrote as Satan in letters to God called "Letters from Earth". This lady, pic related, was the only person there besides us (ex wife and I). She just beamed as a human being and I asked if I could take her photograph, to which she obliged. Anyway, Mark Twain was based as fuck. You should read his autobio. I wish I still had it.
>>1534035Fuck it, while I'm at it here's the van. I took photos of it only here, Devil's Tower, and in the drive through redwood tree. I might have taken more, but I ran out of money developing film and needed it for further travels instead, so I only got a good shitload developed, and have no idea what all was on the rest. We just slept in the back of the van there at Mark Twain. If we got into a place in the wee hours, only planning to sleep and move on the next day, we didn't break out the tent and such, unless the spot really called for it like on the beach in WA state.
>>1488352Shut up faggot
>>1490986fake and gay, kys
>>1478472if you only knew how good things could be.
>>1481174That fish's face like :D
>>1498159>y'all aren't huge fans of college sportsYou ain't never been to Nebraska, I see
>>1479070now THAT is a funny horse
>>1493821You can't bring everything in politics, can you?
>>1479512>average Amerimutt circa 2050
>>1495774Nigga u gay
>>1479491Why don't they stop her?
>>1479651This one is going in my /fit/ folder
>>1478488>lazy, smart and chilldips on that horse.
>>1490986did anyone else notice the empty bottle of coca cola in the upper right corner
Just adding to the bump limit so this thread dies.
>mfw every /out/ist gives advice on here
>>1478472as a KAR A BOGA promotoer i despise this gif. Reporting it right now.
>>1498016The cow being there is what makes it.