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What is the shittiest/worst trip you had while camping? Ill start
>be me a high school pleb
> me and my group of friends love learning about things like navigation geology biology chemistry etc.
>have some other kids in school ask us to take them camping with us (i was against because rich kids are spoiled kids)
>plan the route and location we all know well so nobody gets lost
>learn the normies about the outside and make shelter
>have classic high school things happening while on the trip
>everythinglooksfinefornow.waw
>part 2 below
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>dinner time and we decide to cook some mushrooms we found (macrolepiota procera for anyone wondering)
>next day one girl that came with us starts being sick but we shrug it off because those kids arent used to hard work
>some time later while we hike home she starts crying vomiting and complaining she is in pain
>rush that bitch into the ER pretty fast because we didnt hike far away from civilization
>me and my "expert" friends figure out its poisoning but its weird nobody else got poisoned since we all ate from the same pot
>parents angry af
>get questioned by police and doctors
>me and my friends get a pass when we prove that we know our shit and that we dont have any motives to poison someone
>rich kids start blaming us
>tests come and that girl was poisoned by amatoxins (spoiler alert nothing bad happened somehow)
>there is many of them but they all fuck up your liver and other organs by destroying the cell membrane and that leads to organ death
>part 3 below
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>some time later and my one of my friends starts suspecting one girl because she has like a love triange with one guy and the poisoned girl
>fuckingmurderattempt.jpg
>she probably took the amanita phalloides that we were saying was poisonous and planted it into her victims food (keep in mind that 1/4 of the cap can kill 2-3 people so you dont need to use a lot of it)
>nothing happens except our parents saying we dont hang out with those kids anymore
>the court case was done in short time and it probably involved paying to police and the judge to keep everything quiet
>the suspected girl moved with her family shortly after "dad found a better job"
>never talked to those rich kids again because we almost got blamed
>everyone in school tough it was a bad flu because the rich kids were saying that to everyone
So /out/ if this didnt destroy hope in our judicial system nothing will
>pic not related but its a psyhodelic mushroom (amanita muscaria)
Sry for a long text and slopy writing but im not a poet or a writer
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>>1452695
I'll share, but won't elaborate unless someone asks. Not too interesting of a time, just shitty.

>Be heading out with friend, only two of us, third bailed last minute
>Decide to go to old campsite we'd used
>Way there is muddy and through multiple creeks
>Get there, we had left a tarp on the ground to see what would happen
>Spiders.jpg
>Only decent spot in the area, it's getting dark
>We clear out spiders, hope for the best
>Build fire, build heat mirror with tarps, prepare for night
>One hour after dark: dogs and men's voices
>Dogs are barking in our direction; we're drunk and don't want to deal with it
>Dogs are closing in with their humans
>We pack our shit and hike two hours to the vehicle while drunk
>Arrive home at 7am

One of the worst nights I've had. Plenty of other shit that went wrong too
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>be me, like 16 or some shit
>ask my nig if he wants to go camping
>aka drink and smoke weed
>he wants to bring his annoying bitch GF
>fine if you fucking have to.jpg
>i invite other friend so its less lame/awkard
>anon agrees to come
lets call him bob
>sweet
>grab my supplies, tent, sleeping bag, booze,DOOD WEED LMAO
>all 4 of us meet up and start walking to camping spot
>buddies gf is bitching
>bob is bitching
>"how far do we have to walk my shoes are getting muddy!"

dont agree to go fucking camping then

anyway
>get to camp
>begin the drinks
>set up tent
>hey bob where's your tent and sleeping bag
>"oh i thought i was just gonna sleep in your tent!"
>for fuck sake
>dude didn't even bring a sleeping bag
>whatever that's a problem for later
>drink rum and coke and smonk weed
>bob doesn't want any alcohol
>ok bob
>we finish the booze without him
>he starts complaining that we didn't save any
>bob we asked and you refused it wtf
cont even tho nobody cares
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>>1453037
>bob tries to smoke weed
>obviously his first time even though he claims its not
>he gets too high and tries to blame it on a "gluten attack"
>other buddy and bitch gf retreat into tent
>hear slurping noises
>gross
>bob literally goes and sticks his head through the door of their tent and asks what the noise is
>OH SHIT SORRY GUYS
>bob you fucking autistic faggot
>take bob to explore area because personal space and because i don't want to listen to a sloppy gross bj
>"my feet hurt cant we just go back?"
>no bob
>walk around a bit more, eventually go back to tent. its getting really late, am tired
>completely sober and just annoyed at this point
>remember bob doesnt have a sleeping bag or tent
>fuck sake
>he says he will just stay awake all night and sit outside
>feel bad for him and offer to stay up too because its only a couple of hours till sunrise and then i can just go home
>trying to hang out make conversation etc
>bob is acting like a butthurt and has a shitty attitude towards me
>as if its my fault he's too autistic to socialise
>as soon as its light enough i grab my shit and peace out
>never spoke to bob again
that was my first and last time camping with other people
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>friend wants to go camping
Preface; friend is a dumb asshat that thinks he's hot shit and has never camped outside of an RV with television/videogames
>"Okay but no bitching or whining or stupid shit"
>go to Cooper's Creek in chattahoochee national forest because we've both been there before
>pick a prime spot right on the creek
>he brings a bunch of useless stupid shit, I bring essentials and extras like alcohol and ye olde pipe for dudeweedlmao
>friend wants to go fishing
>"yeah sure whatever lets go"
>"anon you can't use this pole my dad will kill me if you break it"
>"then go fishing I'll see you when you get back"
>he goes fishing in the ice-cold creek with his dad's billion dollar pole carved from extinct elephant ivory 12,000 years ago
>total haul is a 2oz nothing
>"Hey anon I'm hungry lets make lunch"
>he can't make anything but ramen noodles and sandwiches so I boil water enough for both of us
>enjoy a hot&spicy ramen cup lunch before chilling a while
>"Hey anon we should go get some stuff from walmart (maybe 30 minutes away, pretty much the only thing the nearest town even has)
>he grabs a bunch of stupid and expensive garbage neither of us will ever use, mostly fishing shit he won't catch anything with
>I grab smores supplies, some more hotdogs and buns, drinks, etc
>get back to camp it's about time for dinner
>he just sits on his phone with barely 1 bar before decided for both of us it's time he shows off his harriot ainsley tier cooking skills
cont
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>>1453065
>decide what we want for dinner
>I have beans and hotdogs
>he has beans, raviolis, some more stupid shit
>he whips out his great great great great grandmas cast iron pot with residue from her first time cooking with it after commissioning it from the local blacksmith for 2 shillings and a view of her ankle
>"Prepare to be amazed how good beans can be, anon"
>beg and plead him to not cook beans in a cast iron pot that hasn't been washed in centuries
>"Anon trust me, I know what I'm doing"
>takes an hour to get the fire hot enough to use this behemoth
>takes another hour to heat up 3 big cans of off-brand beans
>he pours it into a bowl he brought from his house and goes to take the first bite of this delicacy
>I'm just looking at him
>he looks at me as if his soul had been shattered
>"MMMMM aren't those the best beans you've ever had?"
>"Fuck off anon"
>make dinner for both of us while he cries on instagram/snapchat/whatever
>end day by crawling into tent buzzed while he plays videos he saved of his favorite video game vlogger (Neebs Gaming)
>turn it off myself after 30 seconds because he's already asleep
>wake up next day and enjoy a big plate of bacon and eggs I had to make because friend is helpless
>friend doesn't eat bacon or eggs, tell him to make what he wants or starve
>he makes 4 cups of ramen for breakfast
>four fucking cups
>enough sodium to last him another week
>deciding what I want to do today while he moans about the heat on his way to take a piss
cont
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>>1453071
>decide I'm gonna go for a walk
>he doesn't want to be left alone to fend for himself, comes with me
>walk to the top of the closest mountain and enjoy the sweet oxygen nature has to offer
>walking back down when he starts complaining again
>"Anon dude I gotta shit so bad"
>"Nice buddy we got toilet paper and wipes at camp"
>"No anon like you don't understand I can't do this in the woods"
>long argument about going to walmart 30 minutes away just so he can shit in a poorly maintained restroom as opposed to in a hole where nobody can see or hear
>he takes the truck while I make myself lunch
>enjoy some premium herb in my nice wooden pipe to relax and forget I'm camping with possibly one of the worlds least enjoyable people to be alone with
>he gets back and tells me all about how he plastered the walmart toilet as if it's the highlight of his week
>tell him it's time to roll out
>"DUDE WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO DAYS"
>"Yeah and the thought of spending even one more day here with you makes me sick"
>tell him to pack his stuff up and load it before I finish mine because once I'm done I'm leaving with or without him
>he does exactly that
>silent trip all the way to his house
>make him unload the 3,000lbs of shit he brought and didn't even look at
>drive home and unload my supplies
>promise myself it'll be better with someone who can appreciate camping for what it is
It's been 5 years and I haven't camped with another person since then
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Dear gods, and I was thinking of trying to introduce my normie friends into camping.... Nope, no fucking way.
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>be me
>go camping
>see pic related
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>>1453077
>>1453071
>>1453065
Who would read this wall of garbage?
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>>1452695

Posted before.

Got bit by an Eastern Brown in the middle of nowhere and no way of getting to a hospital.

I slept it off and stayed hydrated.

>worst headache you can image; like your head was split with an axe
>then you get hit with overwhelming tiredness, as blood oozes out of the bite
>pass out
>wake up several hours later unable to open my left eye
>
>24 hours later and I'm basically fine

I was bitten another time where I got to a hospital, and it was basically the same experience, except antivenom.
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>>1453390
So no matter if you get bitten you still suffer the pain? I hope i dont get bitten by it
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>>1453390
Wikipedia says bites have a 10-20 percent fatality rate. How does it feel to know you rolled the dice and won?

Also, all of you need to have a better sense of humor about retards in the woods. Literally every group trip I've had has been an unmitigated disaster and they're some of my favorite memories. I'll greentext the worst and hopefully it's decent.
>solar eclipse 2017
>decide to drive down to North Carolina with about 8 other people
>including my sister, was very reluctant
>she insists on driving half the time, refuses to stop driving even when she's falling asleep at the wheel, triggering a massive fight
>had to leave late due to other people's work schedules so we don't get to our spot until 2am
>forest ranger pulls us over and tells us to fuck off, too many people already
>friend somehow gets blood poisoning from a nail in his foot from the previous week
>vomiting out the window, dark veins, etc
>he was the only other person with a license so a literal first time driver has to take the wheel for him in the other car
>following me for an hour on unlit backroads
>find new spot
>literally not a single clear patch for 3 miles on the near vertical uphill hike
>say fuck it and camp on a little forest road despite not knowing if it's active
>friend burns a hole in their tent, smoking it out completely
>someone hands me a beer to shotgun, didn't realize it's a double IPA and projectile vomit halfway through
>eventually get to sleep right as the sun starts to rise
We woke up to find we had set up camp on one of the densest patches of poison ivy I've ever seen. Somehow nobody got it, we drank half a dozen beers each and watched the world go dark from the top of a mountain. Wouldn't have traded a moment of it, except for bringing my sister who complained the whole time and made me carry her bag (pretty much just clothes and makeup) up a fucking mountain at 4am.
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>>1454202

Well, if envenomed, yes. The severe headache is usually the first sign outside of collapsing. You get nausea (had that) and tachycardia (had that), but they're mild compared to the headache. Migraine has nothing on it.

>>1454222
>Wikipedia says bites have a 10-20 percent fatality rate. How does it feel to know you rolled the dice and won?

Indifferent DESU. I've always figured I'd get tagged at least once, as they're everywhere out here.

I probably would have died if I wasn't as big as I am IMO. The average venom yield tends to kill an average sized man if the person is envenomed with it (70-80 kilos), but I'm 120, so there's a lot more of a safety margin there. Eastern Brown snakes do a lot of defensive bites too, but I was envenomed both times.

The Coastal Taipan is the only real snake I fear around here, as the average venom yield is enough to kill tens of men, even if the venom itself isn't as toxic.
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I don't know how long this is going to be as I've never typed it out and it involves a lot of people, but it is by far the worst camping trip I've been on

>Winter 2017
>Younger brother, decides to organize a winter trip to a forest service cabin innawoods, as he organized a trip where we rented a firewatch tower from the FS the previous winter and had a great time
>Excited about it for months, December comes and we get ready to go
>Planned trip was with me, my brother, my best friend (B), and three of my brother's friends (Z, P, and D)
>One of my other friends (J) had expressed interest in going, but decided not to and said we were stupid for doing it at this time (the region had already had a lot of snow and a winter storm was projected to hit the area during the planned trip)
>B and I had already had a complicated friendship with J, B thought he might have sociopathic tendencies
>Brother calls the rangers the day before asking how the area up to the cabin looked and they said it was pretty bad
>Brother said he would sleep on it and decide what he wanted to do in the morning
>I (stupidly) assume that he will cancel because of weather so I stay up until 4AM playing vidya
>Wake up at 8AM, the trip is on
>Alright, cool
>B had stayed over with me and my brother, Z, P and D were at other houses
>Brother had wanted to leave as early as possible, as it was in the middle of winter and we didn't have much daylight to get to the cabin
>Plan was to drive as far as possible and then snowshoe the rest of the way
>Get ready to pick everybody up and go
>Gather all our gear, Brother can't get ahold of P and D
>Finally hear from them
>They also stayed up until 4AM playing vidya together but didn't set alarms
>Brother is frustrated, we have to wait for them to gather their gear
>In the meanwhile, B gets a phone call from J
>He wants to come on the trip
>Alright, sure

cont
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>>1454335

>Finally gather everyone up and are headed out on the 4 hour journey to the cabin
>It's noon by then, brother is getting frustrated
>J doesn't have snowshoes and some other pieces of gear, so we stop at a sporting goods store in a city about 1/3 of the way to the cabin, further delaying us
>We finally make it to the site, it's 5PM and the sun is setting
>I had the coordinates of the cabin in a handheld GPS, and we were about a mile away
>Alright, we need to get a move on
>I get my pack and snowshoes on, and am waiting at the trailhead for everyone else to get ready
>J comes up and says "Let's head out, they can catch up with us later"
>I say "Alright" and we set off
>Didn't think of communicating to the rest of the group because I thought they'd be right behind
>Walking in snowshoes is slow, and I was carrying more gear than I should have been, so I wasn't moving very fast
>J is frustrated at us for telling him that he needed to buy snowshoes as he didn't find them necessary
>Takes them off and says they are useless because he can move faster without them
>I have to take mine off to keep up with him, as I didn't want any of us to be separated as the sun was rapidly setting
>We reach the top of a hill, the cabin is about 0.5 miles away according to my GPS
>Decide to stop and communicate with the rest of the group, which we can see approaching about 200 yards down
>J refuses to leave the hill because he thinks that we will turn back and not go to the cabin if he does
>I take off my pack and run down, they are all kind of bewildered that J and I left suddenly and left the vehicles in a hurry
>B has my 2-way radio that I brought, so I take it so the two groups can communicate
>Sun is down by now, the temperature is dropping
>Z is getting really tired, the main group decides to rest for a bit at the bottom of the hill and continue on
>Sounds good, I'll go tell J

cont
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>>1454337

>Run back up the hill, J says he won't rejoin them because he is here to go to the cabin and not turn back
>Starts telling me that we should leave the group behind and go to the cabin without them
>I say I don't want to leave them and that we should all go together
>I had mentioned to him a while back that I was thinking about trying to become a commissioned officer in the military after college, and he started going on this weird monologue about that "sometimes in war you have to leave people behind and you need to learn that if you want to be a good officer"
>Try to argue that taking care of your people and making sure everyone is okay is another good trait for a leader but he brushes it off
>I try to radio the other group, no response
>Try again, no response, starting to get frustrated and a bit freaked out by J
>I scream "TURN YOUR FUCKING RADIO ON"
>For some reason, Z had brought a megaphone and through it B yells "WE FORGOT THE OTHER ONE BACK AT THE VEHICLES"
>We go back and forth for a bit about how J isn't going to come down
>B: "HOW MUCH FARTHER DO WE HAVE"
>J: "WE'RE ALMOST THERE"
>Me: "HE'S LYING, WE'RE ABOUT HALFWAY THERE"
>Temperature is dropping more, wind is picking up and snow starts falling
>winterstormwarningflashback.gif
>Run back down the hill to talk to them easier
>Find out that Z hadn't eaten anything all day, and his blood sugar was plummeting and he was starting to get woozy and panicky
>Everybody else was starting to feel weird too, none of us had eaten anything other than breakfast and the situation with J refusing to come down and me running back and forth was starting to stress everyone out
>I run back up to J, tell him that everybody is starting to get stressed out and that we need to regroup
>He still refuses, tries to convince me to come with him to the cabin

cont
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>>1454338

>We left cell service about 20 miles back and had only one radio, I said it was stupid to leave everyone in this weather with no way to contact anyone
>Run back down to the main group, they are demoralized and Brother decides to turn back
>Yell back up at J
>He still refuses to come down
>B is starting to get really angry at J, P eventually is able to talk him into coming down through the megaphone
>Brother, J, and D head back in front, I stay back with B, P, and Z
>Trudging back through the snow, the blizzard is getting worse
>Z is getting more and more freaked out, asks us to carry his bags for him
>We take most of them, he has just a little shoulderbag left
>After a while he says he can't carry that any more so I grab it
>Weighs what feels like 3 lbs
>I am looking for my snowshoes the whole time, can't find them
>We make it back to the cars, they are starting to get buried in the snow
>J has his snowshoes, I ask if he saw mine
>"I saw them, but didn't take them because that's your problem"
>Tell him that I would have taken them for him if they were his, he gets a bit bitter
>Spend about an hour digging out the cars with shovels

cont
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>>1454343

>Get them out, we drive an hour to the nearest town with a motel
>Go into the lobby, we're all wearing heavy winter gear, a lot of milsurp
>Woman at the desk asks us what we were doing
>We were going to go camping
>Woman is visibly shocked and says we're insane; the blizzard is in full force by now
>Brother, B, P, Z, and I sleep in the hotel room, J and D head back to our town
>In the aftermath, J blamed us for all the problems on the trip because we didn't plan well enough and weren't good enough shape. He might have been right but he was a dick about it and he ended up ghosting us
>If we had all stayed together and kept our spirits up we probably would have made it to the cabin; we made it halfway there and halfway back
>Worst /out/ experience I've had so far

The next summer we had a redemption backpacking trip up to a mountain lake (minus J) and had an awesome time
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>>1454338

>We left cell service about 20 miles back and had only one radio, I said it was stupid to leave everyone in this weather with no way to contact anyone
>Run back down to the main group, they are demoralized and Brother decides to turn back
>Yell back up at J
>He still refuses to come down
>B is starting to get really angry at J, P eventually is able to talk him into coming down through the megaphone
>Brother, J, and D head back in front, I stay back with B, P, and Z
>Trudging back through the snow, the blizzard is getting worse
>Z is getting more and more freaked out, asks us to carry his bags for him
>We take most of them, he has just a little shoulderbag left
>After a while he says he can't carry that any more so I grab it
>Weighs what feels like 3 lbs
>I am looking for my snowshoes the whole time, can't find them
>We make it back to the cars, they are starting to get buried in the snow
>J has his snowshoes, I ask if he saw mine
>"I saw them, but didn't take them because that's your problem"
>Tell him that I would have taken them for him if they were his, we both get a bit bitter
>P suddenly sprints off into the storm
>P is a really kind hearted soul, he always wants to try to help people
>B: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET BACK HERE"
>B chases after him, they come back after a while with faces red from the wind and snow
>P: "I'm sorry, I couldn't find your snowshoes Anon"
>Spend about an hour digging out the cars with shovels

cont
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>>1454345

>Get them out, we drive an hour to the nearest town with a motel
>Go into the lobby, we're all wearing heavy winter gear, a lot of milsurp
>Woman at the desk asks us what we were doing
>We were going to go camping
>Woman is visibly shocked and says we're insane; the blizzard is in full force by now
>Brother, B, P, Z, and I sleep in the hotel room, J and D head back to our town
>In the aftermath, J blamed us for all the problems on the trip because we didn't plan well enough and weren't good enough shape. He might have been right but he was a dick about it and he ended up ghosting us
>If we had all stayed together and kept our spirits up we probably would have made it to the cabin; we made it halfway there and halfway back
>Worst /out/ experience I've had so far

The next summer we had a redemption backpacking trip up to a mountain lake (minus J) and had an awesome time
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>>1454343
>>1454344
Ignore these two posts, I realized I forgot the part about P going back for the snowshoes and wanted to fix it but I got a "you have to wait before deleting this post" so I kept trying and then got a "you cannot delete posts this old"

pic related, it's me
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>>1452993
Tell us what else happened, do you know who those people might have been?
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>>1453056
i think we all know a bob
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>>1452695
Last year, August
>Some friends decided to go on a one night out easy camping
>All organized by the girlfriend of a friend of mine
>Never been out with you but sure
>A couple of guys that never left the city decided to join
>We decided to go to a nice area 1 h away from our houses
>The type of place where you already have firepits and a nice river flowing
>Already been there, it's a really beautiful place and perfect for people that never spent a night out
>We meet at the parking of the place
>Realize that the new guys didn't even got a tent or stuff
>we took them to a shop to buy the tent
>We get back and started walking
>1h later the girl stopped saying that we took the wrong way
>There is only 1 way
"Yeah but from here we can't reach the mountain refuge"
"Which mountain refuge?"
"Oh you know, the one near the lake"
>Don't know what the fuck she is talking about
>We get back to the cars
>We do an half hour car trip
>Reach another parking
>start walking
You have to understand that we all had really heavy equipment and food and stuff because we thought we were staying in the equipped area

>since is already 4 pm she took us to the short way, saying we will reach the refuge in a couple of hours
>Actually the mountain refuge she was talking is at the other side of a mountain
>3 hours later we reach the top of the mountain
>it starts raining
>No umbrellas or waterproof clothing
>everyone with fucking summer cloths
>Really heavy backpacks becoming even heavier with the rain
>Ofc she doesn't have anything to carry, all her stuff was on the back of her boyfriend
>Because of the rain and the altitude the temperature dropped to 10 °C (it was almost the 15th of august)
>1 hour later we reach the refuge
>we mounted the tents and i started grabbin wood for the fire (the refuge was in an area where it didn't rain)

Cont
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>>1456945
Continuation

"anon what are you doing? You can't start a fire here"
"How are we supposed to cook and warm ourselves?"
"We will have dinner at the refuge"
>The refuge is fucking full because of some guys who reserved everything for a marriage ceremony of one of them
>No dinner
>No fire to warm ourselves up
>No heavy clothing
It fucking freezed that night

>Day after
>We pack our things and go back
>No one is talking
>We get back to the cars by the same way
>In the trip back there are so many people on the road that it took us 3 hours to do 30 kms by car

"So do you want to go out camping with us again?"
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>>1456955
>>No one is talking

I know that feel.
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>going car camping in my truck with gf of one month
>she lied to me about some really stupid shit the day before and I don’t know how to respond but everything was great up till then
>drive 6 hours out and setup camp
>in bed and she says ‘can we just be friends’
>pokerface.jpg
>she’s a complete judgmental bitch to me the next two days and I end the trip early and drive our asses back, drop her off and never see her again
My first ‘real’ girl friend and she shit all over me (figuratively). Fucked like jack rabbits right up until then though.
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>>1452695
>Be me, 15
>Live with adult sister and her husband, because mom, and dad can't into parenting
>Look forward to long weekend camping trip
>Get ready to leave
>"Anon, did you pack your math book?"
>wut?
>Your math book. You're not going to just goof off all weekend."
Long story, short. I spent 3 days in a tent, sunup to sundown, doing math quizzes that psycho bitch thought up.
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>be me
>drink uh
>uh coca cola
>diet Pepsi
>dr pepper
>and I poop my pants
>one time
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>me and gf about 5 years ago
>decide on overnight trip to National Forest Campground
>mostly were gonna drink and have sex
>weather is calling for slight chance of scattered thunderstorms
>get there early and setup our tents and mosquito canopy in the predesignated spots
>about 2 hours in it suddenly it gets dark and wind picks up
>downpours nonstop for 5 hours straight
>i pack everything up in a downpour and we go to the bar instead
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>>1452695
>be me
>5 friends, 3 are normies
>only an hour out from civ
>get to campsite
>endangered bird stole it
>refused to move because nest
>want to just cross country a mile off the trail
>normies decide to try a different site
>find empty one, already warned them somebody else might show up to use it who "got it"
>it's fine anon, nobody will show up
>right after camp is set, have to awkwardly pack up because they showed up
>normies are tired and decide to try to leave right as sun is setting, mention it's a bad idea
>it's fine anon, scared of the dark?
>ignore them
>intersection arises
>tell them which way to go, they don't believe me because I've been drinking while hiking, also salty how many times I've been correct
>we go the wrong way
>hike for a few hours, very drunk now and salty
>I think the trail is just past this treeline, let's just go over there
>I lose my shit and start screaming at them, about how stupid they are and have been
>Eventually friend calms us down because I really hit some nerves, I apologize blame the booze, refuse to give it up though
>Fine then anon, let's do it your way
>Say fuck no and walk us back to the cars, never got lost on the way except once when I was reading the map upside down because intoxication. Friend noticed and flipped it for me. Only ten extra minute detour
>We all go camping next year, they bothered to study all goes well.
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Here is mine
>Be me
>high school senior
>go camping with 5 friends
>assign dumb ass stoner friend bringing food duty
>Meet up and start the hike
>Me and 1 other people are only athletic ones
>slowed down by 3 smokers
>Get to the camp site a little early still bright out
>Make camp took forever putting up about 3 tents
>Weird hippie hiker chicks pass up
>TIDDIESSS.jpeg
>notice one of them in carrying plywood
>Dumbstonergirls.exe
>tell them they cant really burn that itll be toxic
>Ask if they can have some wood
>Say yes because I hoped for the tiddies
>TIDDIES denied and they move on.
>night time
>finally get fire set up to cook
>Smoke weed drink a little have good time
>Sunlight going down
>Okay i said to stoner friend who was suppose to have food to wipe it out.
>"OHH SHIT"
>what we say to stoner anon
>"I left the food at the car!!!"
>FUCKKKK
>later that night he went into the woods to pee and somehow got lost and we had to find him like a tard
>stay up all night hungry with the munchies
>Try to sleep
>about midnight starts pouring fucking rain
>I mean a fucking hurricane on this mountain
>Friend comes into my tent because he forgot his tarp
>Give him half my sheets
> Stay up all night wet-ish because the tent it old af and has holes
>Hungry about to pass out
>hike down to car next day hung over hungry and about to pass out
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the greatest lesson i ever realized is that, now it might suck, but.
ive never regretted a single /out trip ive ever gone on, even if its dayhikes or similar, but ive never regretted it, not once, plenty of regret in my life, but never once have i regretted taking the day off and going camping
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and it might suck while your /out/ it might suck a whole fuck of a lot, but, i like the way this sucks



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