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Share bum advice, Talk with other homeless bums.

I miss these threads.
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>>1444549
These seem similar to the shadow marks in skyrim. i might actually try looking for these one day.
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>>1444542
Keep your sanity by writing in a journal and playing harmonica
>don’t drink alcohol a lot because you’re easier to rob
Drink water, small amounts of booze are a treat, same goes for soda
>gain money by going to vending machines and stocking a sock up the coin return
Sell bundles of reject wood from sawmills as kindling for 5$ a bundle, saw mills give it away if you live in the north north states and canada
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Holed up for the winter homebumming in a trailer with some sketchy hut tinker fucks.

These threads are more plentiful in the summer
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>>1444579
nice
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>>1444584
this
god damn I wish I was in BC its fucking 8c there and -20 here
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>>1444542
Any Europeans? Not homeless at the moment, as I have a place to stay and will be staying here until July to save up. I miss being a vagabond.
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Homeless in my boat on the hard. It's pretty comfy but I honestly want a bigger boat
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>>1444673
How did u post this?
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>>1444673
Where can I get those pants?
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Anyone from Winnipeg? How was the -50 degrees Celsius with windchill?
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>>1444706
Cell phone
>>1444706
They are Dickies Carpenter Flex pants
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>>1444724
Reply was for you
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I'm currently a baker who owns my own bakery. I bought it for 115k and should be in a position to sell it for at least 200k by 2021. Being a business owner is cool but it's brutal, plus I'm only 24 and am starting to miss the adventures I had from 18 to 21 (I lived on a hippie commune during that time).

I have the early machinations of a plan in the back of my head to sell the bakery once I can get 200k for it, throw 150k of that into some sort of investment portfolio and use the remaining 50k to outfit some kind of vehicle to be lived in and travel around North America with my dog until that money runs out.

What does /out/ think? What are good vehicles for this sort of thing? What are popular places around the US to visit on trips like this? Hiking with the pup would be a priority.
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Did you guys ever listen to Big Rock Candy
Mountain? Even back then hobos knew the proper way to /out/: trick some dumb kids into larping as homeless with you so that you can raid their boipucci.
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>>1444549
You must be a real cunt to be a bum these days
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>>1444579
When i become homeless im probably gonna home bum it in some woods near my town. Just to get the hang of things. Then after i get used to be homeless i might leave my shitty town for greener pastures elsewhere. Any cali bums on here? What's the welfare gravy train like out there? Last i heard san fran is gonna give their bums free apartments and shit.
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>>1444822
Keep your shitty dog off the trails you dumbfuck you are poisoning the environment
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>>1444673
Living on a boat looks pretty rad. I might have to seriously consider this. Not sure how much used boats go for though. I would want a sail boat because i live near the ocean on the east coast US. Probably get harassed by coast guard in the US though once they find out your homeless. This country is all about making life hard for poor people. I think the jackboots actually get jealous when they see someone living without paying property taxes. maybe it reminds them that they are not actually free and that clashes with their patriotic mentality. any way... i'm rambling...
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>>1445076

>multi-use trail including horse riding
>horse shit everywhere
>I still pick up my dog's poop

Fuck off. These are dog friendly trails.
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>>1444549
These always fascinated me but where the fuck would you write them that other hobos would notice but normies wouldn't just erase the graffiti?
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>>1444572
Occasionally, go to backpacker/youth hostels and offer to volunteer. They'll let you stay for free if you help out a couple of hours. Legally, because you're only a volunteer they can't really make you do much more than just sweep a floor or fold some towels. Easy to get a night or two out of three cold, hot shower and some free food (they often give free breakfast, and all hostels have a free food bin).

Don't seem friendly and trustworthy and don't stink too much when you first show up. They'll just assume you're a normal backpacker trying to save a few bucks on his trip around the world.
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>>1444822
Alternatively, can't you keep the bakery and collect revenue from it so you can build a livable van while money comes to you as you travel around?
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>>1445416
Scratch it into their fence pickets with a knife, behind a bush, maybe?
It might be worth digging into it because it could turn out it was bullshit or mostly bullshit.
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>>1445600

Any advice appreciated, oh wise ones.
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>>1445601
Get a job loser
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>>1444822
the breed of peace
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>>1444542
I was homeless when i was around 16 yo, i got a pekinesse dog, best dog ever, im deaf so.he was able to alert me when someone or something was nearby, i would go to the rescue mission and sing songs for an hour for a bucket of food and a bag of donuts, i would walk to.a restaurant a grab water and toilet paper, that was my life for some time, when i was around 6 i lived in the woods of oregon, very scary place, reminds me of cartoon wit little eyes popping out everywhere in pitch dark, only made fires at night cause didnt want to alert ppl to the smoke, now i just wish i could go back into the woods and disappear again, maube build a cabin and sleep underground, made me sadwhen.bernie sanders said white ppl arent raised in poverty, maybe ill win the lottery one day and return to the wild and become feral once again.
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>>1446192
I miss the trees , ferns, the smell, the bugs, if any questions ill answer
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>>1444728
Ol 'peg doss that. Thank god ill be moving away soon
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>>1444549
>following hobo sign
>suddenly see "symbols compromised" symbol
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>>1444878
No u

>>1445633
>2019
>Contributing to a system that actively tries to fuck you over
Great goy right here.
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>>1446329
It's better than be homeless/dead. What's your solution? Dead? Good goy
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>>1444579
Socks?
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>>1445416
>Hobo's log. Star date 2019.
>Today the USS vagabond explored the local dumpster for signs of edible substances
>while on our journey we encountered a rabid home bum, but manged to escape it's attack
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>>1446341
Calling the one who rejects this evil “good goy”. No anon, we are not a part of your system - YOU are the good goyim, we travel the world and live in camps.
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>>1444579
So here's how i see my path on the chart. May not exactly play out that way but...
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What's better, hoboism or suicide
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>>1447208
Honestly. i would say hoboism. You never know where you might end up as a hobo. I've known people that where homeless for years then met the right person at the right time and got setup with good jobs and have families now. One guy i knew was even a drug addict. He lives in Seattle now with a wife and kid. and has a good job. You could also meet someone. friends maybe. Not to mention all the stuff you can see and do whenever you want. you don't have to be a home bum. you can travel to national parks and big city tourist traps etc. basically all the shit wagies wish they could do you will be doing on a daily basis.
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>>1445416
There's actually a hobo sign symbol at the laundromat near me. It's written on the back of a vending machine, you can't see it unless you get back there.
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anyone have experience vanliving in Australia? tips?
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>>1445076
God you are a faggot. Are you aware of what dogs are and where they came from?

Kill yourself
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>>1447231
Hot
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>>1447210
hobo life without the adversity of vice like alcoholism drug addiction and mental illness is pretty damn nice.
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Any y'all riding freight??
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>>1445072
Fuck off, we’re full.
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>>1446329
>Contributing to a system that actively tries to fuck you over

By fucking over other people. Good logic, Willie. If you’re gonna be a parasite, at least be honest about it.
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>>1445072
West Coast cities are not a good idea right now. Hep A epidemic among the homeless in SoCal, iirc cholera is making the rounds in the Bay Area. SF was spending around $21K per bum per year for housing and services in 2016, that’s not sustainable for much longer. They’re changing their focus and budget to the undocumented aliens, so you’re gonna be SOL if you try to jump on the gibs wagon.
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>>1447797
yea that's the problem with socialism. no one wants to go full on natsoc and without the nationalist aspect it's just welfare capitalism.
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>>1446192
What are you doing right now if you aren't homeless
Are you really deaf? You must be the only deaf person on 4chan
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>>1446713
Okay, so then you're retarded. Gotcha.
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>>1447890
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>>1447986
>Bragging about being a bum and thinking it's winning

Yes white man if you kys you win
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>>1447231
Watch early Gary the Goat videos, pretty much.
It'll be hot as fuck during the day, find some shade to park under.
Remember, you can't sleep in your vehicle if you've been drinking because it still counts as a DUI because our laws are fucked.
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>>1444822
One or more parts of this story are not true, or you are a trust fund baby. Which is it?
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>thought I'd be homeless my whole childhood and teenage years
>Get into adulthood with super easy job I do nothing at
>Will never be homeless because too many money

Heh
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Honestly if I wasn't so fuckable I'd totally want to be a bum and just wander the world with my backpack, but I'm still too pretty for that, maybe when I'm less twinky

Don't wanna get the ol forcey fun times
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>>1448433
shave your head and grow a beard
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>>1444819
Is that the same boat?
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>>1444822
>Wanting to live in a vehicle with that
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>>1445089
Boats make up for property tax with dock fees, and being expensive as fuck to boot
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>>1448384

Previous owners needed to move out of state unexpectedly so they sold the bakery to me fairly cheap and willing to personally finance 90% of it.
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>>1448963


Actually believable. Thanks, friend.
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Lol losers
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>>1445420
>don't seem friendly and trustworthy
wat
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5 cartons of cigarettes for basically 30 bucks. this is living niggas.
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>>1444542
does living in a van count? because that's what I do
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>>1448705
ouch
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Just saw 3'travellers get beat down by the pigs skanks head looks like a cantelopoe
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>>1446192
how did you sing if you were deaf?
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>>1446329
shut the fuck up you parasite peace of shit i hope you freeze to death
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>>1448705
Big think, epic.
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>>1447187
this is mine i guess, if its even readable
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>>1450197
As a normie neet I bet you have cool stories to tell.
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>>1450249
More like a lot of cool experiences and memories of things. I'm not much of a socializer and was shy so that made me miss out on the story aspect. Stories usually happen with other people. You will meet people either at certain areas of cities/towns or while hopping trains. I didnt do much of either of those, I would recommend you do. You can spend time alone but go look for people first. Whatever you do, just go in with a severely open mind, and dont let depression bring you down
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>>1450276
Do bums get pussy? I'm not homeless myself, living with parents so roof and food are not a problem since I don't have any kind of drug or alcohol addiction. Just some lazy cunt that has had enough of wagie life and took a long time off.
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>>1450284
if they dress in dirty clothes and smell bad with unmaintained beards then no.
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>>1450284
https://youtu.be/bmav517MQJc
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>>1449583
Your what i like to call semi-homeless. As a former truck driver myself i too was semi-homeless. Your not full hobo until you ditch the van and go out on foot.
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>>1448705
this is some serious cope lol
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>>1446192
Like all animals, dogs feel best on a raw diet. More raw berries, fruit, veg, like their wolf ancestors. Kibble is terrible for them. Research the disease preventing/curing benefits of a raw diet for a happy, long living animal.
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>>1450917
citation needed. theres nothing wrong with a raw diet but quality kibble is fine for dogs.
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>>1444549
Nice LARPing
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>>1450915
Just imagine working your entire youth away to start enjoying life at 65.
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>>1451161
imagine being poor your whole life
sad cycle to be caught up in
poor people are subhumans
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>>1451161
Imagine living in a dumpster because you won't work a few hours a day..,.and being smug about it
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>deliver Chinese food
>Drive around a tiny car and make $150 a day
>Stoned as shit all day

I would literally drive around stoned regardless of my "job".

Fuck homeless people, life is easy as fuck.
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>>1450917
that's one round ass
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>>1447757
Suicide and its - 30 in BC Canada
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>>1451187
it's impossible to work just a few hours a day and live any semblance of a life. you would literally be better off on food stamps and hobing around than being stuck in some wage cuck job living in an apartment and driving a used car. If i'm gonna be poor i had rather be poor and have freedom of movement.
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>>1451388
Lol you don't have freedom of movement and also you're just simply an idiot or perhaps teenage for being unable to find a comfy job you enjoy where you can do your own damn thing
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>>1451388
You make it sound like you have a choice but fact is you have fucked up so bad, living in a gutter is your only choice, you are basically dead already
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>>1451240
You just haven’t gotten your DUI yet...see how easy life is then...and that is only the beginning of your troubles
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>>1450917
Cellulite and looks stinky...no thanks
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>>1451526
Why would I drive drunk?

P.s. I have pals that drive for a living and don't even have licenses
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>>1451538
Sure you do kid
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>>1451527
>t. irish
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>>1451552
Lol you must know like 3 humans on the planet
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i did it, survived another winter with two huge snowstorms and an ice storm, also survived a lot of criminal nogs trying to inseminate my bp by force

found a new mountain bike someone left by a mazzio's dumpster, back brake is broken off it but it sat there for two days so i figured finders keepers, gets me around fast

also got blessed with a walmart hammock, a new camo tarp instead of a shitty bright blue one and found some new spots to charge up the phone

put in an application for a couple places too but i don't think i'm going to get the jobs
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>>1451593
It must be a constant struggle to get by, stay safe and warm, anon.
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>>1451593
Nigga just call some construction companies and tell them you're a laborer
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>>1451603
i am mute and unable to speak, i generally apply to a place and come back two days later to see if they want to hire me

>>1451600
the real struggle is staying a decent person and not descending into animalistic mental regress
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>>1451607
On a construction site you won't understand half of the people there anyways that's not a big deal just point and carry stuff
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>>1451538
>P.s. I have pals that drive for a living and don't even have licenses
That's retarded, stop bullshitting.
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I see a lot of homeless nests in the city and it makes me wonder about the ratio of gearqueering to theft. Like, you could have way better gear than any of these people but someone is just going to steal your shit, right?
Best setup I saw was a guy with a trolley like you would use to move a fridge. He had all his shit neatly stacked and folded vertically on the trolley.
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>>1451379
>riding suicide
>in the fucking winter
TRAINCORE god why would anyone do this its just asking for your oogle ass to wind up end up dead
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How many of you have ridden trains? What's it like?
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>>1451670
One of my pals has ridden out his entire license suspension he didn't stop driving at all he's 2 classes away from getting his license back.... The dude drives to the class
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>>1451761
Oh and my other friend is a UPS driver who lost his license for a DUI .27% and he still drives and he is a reserve sheriff too. He doesn't even have insurance
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>>1451682
There isn't much theft among the homeless that's just normies lying. They actually commit less crimes than wage slave box lifers but the pigs frame them for crimes to make quotas. You could leave your phone or wallet in your tent and no one will mess with it. Most of us are not gearfag tho we are just trying to survive and better ourselves but no one throwing down arceterex gear our way. If you ever have anything you don't like or just wanna leave a down bag leave it by the next nest you see
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>>1451787
Literally half the people that get pulled over have a suspended license you stupid law abiding fuckwagon

Kill yourself
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>>1451798
>Criminals are criminals
Lay off the drugs Aristotle
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>>1451806
No
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>>1451761
>>1451787
All of that can end with just some bored cop pulling you over. You're not really proving anything, it's not like you could get a job at UPS without a license in the first place.

Attempt was made.
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>>1451848
Lol nigga by delivery im talking shady fast food places

Out of the 20 or so times I've been pulled over while stoned as shit not once has "are you stoned" been brought up
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>>1451848
Also that 2nd post isn't me it's somehow larping because he's a little pussy faggot
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>>1451850
>Out of the 20 or so times I've been pulled over while stoned as shit

Yes please tell us more about life you subhuman vermin rolling drug violation
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>>1451791
That's why it's probably a good idea to always keep moving. Try not to linger around in once city for too long. That way by the time the pigs start plotting something against you your already rolling out on the next train.
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He's just mad because I told him about all my buds who drive for work baked as fuck on weed and crank and don't have a license and he's afraid because he's a churchboi.lmao at squares and oogles
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>>1451869
>>1451866
Seething bootlickers
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>>1451869
>oogles

Ya ever play 'throw dem oogles off da train'
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Just ooogling my way thru this bread, wtf is going on here
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>>1451538
>thinks 'Driving Under the Influence" means just alcohol.
that was your first mistake, kid.
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>>1451964
>Thinks weed impairs you

Lol child
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>>1448442
Yeah. I built this cuddy cabin right after my trip to Canada. Currently building a pilothouse behind the cuddy
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>>1451978
>DUDE WEED LMAO

Of course it impairs you, read any sort of medical literature. Actually don't because retard with a book is still just a retard.
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>>1452016
While I am stoned I drive better than you ever will be able to in your entire life, by a factor of 10.
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>>1452062
You read like someone with a chip on their shoulder.
Why is that?
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>>1452016
anecdotally, i use to date a vanlife/hippy chick that actually did drive better when she was blazed. it wasn't so much that she was a good driver so much as when she was sober she drove like a suicidal asshole because she wasn't worried about getting pulled over. shit was terrifying.
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>>1452073
Well I'm a dick to most people that is totally not relevant to anything no matter how much trolls want it to be
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Fact: when you drive stoned you are trying to not get pulled over so you follow the laws exactly

Fact: when you aren't breaking the law you run red lights and drive 20 mph over the speed limit

For the vast majority of stoners, driving stoned is safer.

The only time I ever break the law on the road is when I'm sober.
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>>1452173
LMAO nah bro. Fact: weed makes u think u do everything better to justify taking it
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>>1452178
It depends on the person mate, weed makes me more relaxed which means I become "better" (because I'm not stressed) at something.
Otherwise you're right.
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>>1452447
Trust me! I'm a homeless junkie it's science n shit
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>>1448953
owner of the dock probably pays property tax, so dock fees reflect this.
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>>1452178
100% bro you do not drive as good as I do while I'm stoned and you are sober
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>>1452478
Doigits of truth bro, they need to change the law to require you to be stoned to the bone before you do your work driving
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>>1452480
I'm just elite, I will literally be better than most people at most things even if I'm barely conscious. I should be allowed to do as I please because I am better. Laws are made for the bottom level of humans.
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Weed is disgusting, so are stoners.
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>>1452484
>I will literally be better than most people at most things

And yet you live in a cardboard box
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>>1452506
Zozzle
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>>1452508
>>1452506
>Talking about driving
>Sleeping in cardboard box

Sacrificing reading comprehension for a weak joke -- you're nothing.
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>>1452619
The points the same brainlet, he claimed to be the best at everything but lives in a vehicle instead of owning multiple resort properties like I do
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>>1444822
How did you get 115k if you lived on a hippie commune?
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>>1448414
What job?
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>>1444549
I have only seen these once, on a breaker at a strip mall with a small forest behind it, "get out fast" "unsafe area" and "hobos arrested on sight" in clean black sharpie. The same weekend they took a bunch of mulch and brambles from coastal trail construction and dumped it all in the forest so you couldn't walk through any more or camp.
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>>1447215
well? what it say?
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>>1447890
Welfare capitalism is fine, at least in my community. We innawoods, loads of hippies so there's legit more people at the farmer's market getting that pricematch on EBT than there is at walmart, which is incredible considering we do have a walmart. There's a hated homeless population but luckily the people in charge of the city subscribe to numbers and results instead of REEing so we have safe injection sites and such and have an impressively low rates of disease and addiction compared to how many homeless people there are, and that's even for those that make it onto the census. Lately the housing prices have skyrocketed to 4 or 5 millions for a literal house, 2 stories tops in the middle of nowhere, so the local communes are getting extremely popular. The more capitalism is fucking over, the more people here shrug and socialize, we have well-staffed soup and bike kitchens by the same people that eat/use them, the rest of the world is pissing away their welfare on globalist giants, we invest it in ourselves, I literally think when civilization ends this place will be one of the last standing.
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>>1449274
Switch to vape, it's $20 for a month of juice and you can quit easier. Quit paying tobacco taxes
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>>1451388
It's true, if you stay out of trouble you can go to school, live, eat, all on government money, and stay fit doing it. Compared to being mentally tied to your 8 hours a day obligations every waking moment, literally just to survive. Work minimum wage 40hr, you are no longer eligible for food stamps, rent takes half your income, your choice with the rest of your "allowance" is a)maintain a beater with insurance and gas until it breaks down and you go into debt for the rest of your life, or b) invest in hobby or any individual pursuit for 6 hours a week as your "side hustle", "ticket out", whatever you want to call it.

If you are wagecucked, do not have a kid. Get an abortion, or an hero if you are in Texas. You can always adopt later.
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>>1451593
Damn good job, gas stations and mcdonalds are always hiring, don't get a roof if you only make minimum wage though, its above your means. Save up for a minivan or some actual property, except maybe 3 months of the year.
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>>1452690
A job man much money brophus
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>>1452805
Holy shit $200,000 for a house on the ocean , outrageous
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>>1452807
Switch to a job it's cheaper than $20
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I got a job at McDonald's doing better now not being a bum
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>>1452680
>Somehow thinks 100% of delivery drivers live in their car

Probably less than 2% not counting semi truck drivers

You're a bitch you're stupid you suck and you're worthless
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>>1451791
>There isn't much theft among the homeless that's just normies lying.
I call bullshit.
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>>1452807
pretty sure at those prices op bought native smokes here in quebec its 5-10$ a carton
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>>1452829
Oh right the delivery driver with no license and insurance in a homeless thread lives in a great house, I should have figured that out
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>>1453062
also, what do you think how hard would it be to go homeless as a girl (its just fantasy of mine)
I live in eastern/central EU, 24 years old small chubby but thought, spend most of my time out and don't drink or smoke. Part of my fantasy is also camming to America and backpacking there but I don't know how safe it is for females
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>>1453067
Backpacking is safe being a hobo is dangerous, you probably suck a lot of cocks for free so you have all the experience you need, you will be dead in 6 months so have fun
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>>1453100
perfect
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>>1446192
based and redpilled.
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Southern Ontario anon here. Going to be homeless soon. what do?
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>>1453063
>He doesn't own an island in Belize

Surprised I'm even bothering to speak to you.
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Middle class oogles are invariably self centered narcissists. They like to stand on top of hills, while leaves blow in a circle around them, raise their arms towards the sun, close their eyes and smile the most smug smile. Thoughts of freedom and beauty pass through their brain. Then they fart in a wine glass, take a deep inhale, and smack their lips together.
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>>1453226
Kill some refugees and adopt their identity, free gibs for life
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>>1452016
Your such a pussy liar. Weed does not fuck you up that bad I've been smoking for years. Better get to sleep soon sonny you have to get up for work tomorrow.
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>>1453276
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it
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>>1444673
Why not work on the boat? Make is ubercomf?
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>>1453276
>Weeds harmless dude....proceeds to eat from dumpster
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>>1445072
I was a gutter punk bum in golden gate park in 2006 for a few months and man has shit changed.

Used to sleep up on junkie hill in a tent with some other fuckheads. Coldest night of my life was spent in that fucking park - drenched head to toe in some winter storm with insane wind gusts. Thought I was going to die. Drank like 16 king cobras to get to sleep with a couple other traveling punks.

I went back a few years ago and no one even offered me kind buds lol shit is lame as fuck now. Tripping out on acid for the first time on Ocean Beach was fun, ended up sleeping near the windmill tripping out. Woke up near some fancy dining place with a bunch of yuppies walking by us. To be 17 again.....
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>>1452172
>i'm a dick to most people
yeah, we can tell.
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Living in a van is comfy as fuck if you live somewhere with a mild climate. I used to work fast food part time and sleep in my van. Stole food from job to eat everyday to save money for substance abuse and fuel. Parked in walmart parking lots or residential areas. Used to get laid more than I do now as a house-dwelling trade-working married person. I miss the freedom but having a bath tub and refrigerator is pretty cool I guess.
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>>1453383
Yeah bitch fuck you pussy
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>>1453405
You must be 18 to use this site, edgelord
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>>1453414
Wow what a comeback

I'd rape you irl
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>>1451981
You should start vlogging your adventure od living on a boat, i would love to watch it
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When the buns are alive
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>homeless general only happens when it's cold in America

Lol
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>>1450917
>More raw berries, fruit, veg, like their wolf ancestors
fucking retard, the only time wolves eat plants is when they eat grass to tighten up their stool if they feel sick. you rabbit food eaters are fucking retarded
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>>1453055
>>1453059
>>1453060
>>1453062
It was some interesting stuff, but holy shit does he larp the whole mysterious sekrit club thing hard and talk out of his ass.
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>>1453446
I don't know friend. I don't want to draw too much attention. Maybe when i relaunch it and tour the San Juans and Golf islands again.

I'll share this pic for you. When I first launched my boat I took it across the Straights of Juan De Fuca and went into Canada illegally. I even beached my boat right on the shores of a very wealthy Bay in Victoria BC and stayed there for a few days. I figured no one would ever think I crossed the straights on my boat and it hadn't ever been registered so there were no identification marks on it.
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>>1453276
Imagine being this deluded.
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>>1444728
Only lost two toes and the tip of my nose. Got some nubs on. Good as new.
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>>1453226
go to toronto get dat free bum check and head to the LCBO then hit up covenant house and find out who has the best rock/smack in town
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>>1451813
doing you wonders, kid
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>>1453456
I really wish this fucking shit thread would die, or at least go back to it's proper form where we mercilessly troll these stupid useless fucks until they leave. I hadn't seen one of these threads for months, it was nice.
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>>1453433
that would make you gay, then. faggot.
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Fucking cops knocking on my van for the last twenty minutes can't tell them to fuck off because I've got warrants and drugs in the van
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>>1453693
where are you parked?
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>>1453694
A quiet street in an industrial area, they left about five minutes ago
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>>1453700
Heil Hitler.
move before they come back with a tow truck
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>>1444542
Back in '13. A burnt out building. Got evicted from our apt after 17 yrs for no other reason other than they wanted it back or that's what they told me...not even a thank you. Caught us completely by surprise and unprepared so we put everything in storage and spent a couple of months homeless while we looked for another one. It was an adventure but not one I'd like to repeat. Live and learn I guess.
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>>1453726
Why didn't you thank them for renting to you for so long?
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>>1453726
>renting for 17 years
what were you waiting on?
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>>1453657
They could be more useful than you in the eyes of God. You better get serious about the day you face judgement while you still have time.
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>>1453727
I did, with my money every month.
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>>1453736
We liked the place and got complacent not thinking that something like that would happen but it did. Now I own my own home so things turned out well after all and I learned a valuable lesson.
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>>1453726
Another shot of the tent and some of our gear. The pictures aren't the best as they were taken with an old flip phone camera.
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>>1453726
I used a flat head shovel and cleaned the place up a bit enough to set up my tent. Along with our sleeping bags it afforded us decent protection from the cold nights and days.
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>>1453785
where the hell were you?
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>>1453787
We were staying in (of all places) a building that was a burnt out strip club. About fifty feet from the door was a convenience store and they'd let me fill plastic gallon milk jugs of water in return I'd watch their store at night on and off to make sure nobody graffitied the place. No one ever did.
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>>1453693
>having drugs
idiot
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>>1453829
by a gay faggot that tries to act tough on the internet because he has a little wiener
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>>1453743
Hail Satan and fuck God
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>>1451726
He's in BC, least he could do is grab a nice grainer.
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>>1453744
Why didn't you thank them?
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>>1453511
You trust that old Evinrude in big water?
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>>1451726
too shook to ride a dpu, grab that 111 stay warm till montreal.
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>>1454034
Fucker, money should be all the thanks they get (not him)
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My running buddy fell off the train and died yesterday stay sampde dudes
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>>1449231
I think op meant if you appear too friendly they'll get suspicious that you're homeless, or planning to steal from them, or something
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>>1454127
I do although I now have a slightly newer 60 ho Mercury and will probably get an ever newer 75hp motor for when I attempt to get to Alaska
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20 f was evicted in -35. Ive been walking around the mall and then going in the tims all night. At least it's warm I'm too scared to beg I had a cup with me so I'm just drinking water. I don't think I'll be alive much longer.
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>>1454803
Go to women's shelter, or talk to people at churches. Do not give up on your miracle of life.
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>>1454808
I tried they couldn't do anything for me.
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>>1454811
Sell anus access.
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>>1454803
Don't you have family or friends who can give you a place to sleep? Check out couchsurfing. You might find something on there.
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Dear Regulars,

Are a significant portion of posters here homeless, or is it just derogatory satire?

Regards,
Anon E. Moose

P.S:
>pls respawn
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>>1454986
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>>1453657
It's our containment thread. If you had rather us make our own individual threads and completely take over this board we can make it happen for ya.
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>>1454986
They set up these threads to lure vulnerable white children into the homosexual lifestyle and then sacrifice them to their G-d Barbara Spectre
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>>1455195
Not all bums are homos But since you brought it up i guess it's story time.

>be me
>2010
>get sick of life
>bad economy can't find job
>decide to research being a hobo
>join train hoping group on tribe.com
>start talking with train hoppers
>one guy lives like 1 state away from me and offers to show me the rails
>seems like a cool guy
>my spidey senses kick in
>being the tech savvy young man i decided to google search his username on tribe
>first results mostly tribe.com posts
>few pages in google search and i start seeing gay meetup shit
>wat.png
>click the link
>it's the dude im talking to standing there naked with some other fag
>start reading his profile
>"gay, into train hopping. have to find some way to sneak away from my wife"
>mfw almost got lured into gay rape

stay safe out there kiddos.
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>>1454803
>f
There are literally thousands of people who will give you shelter and food. Post some add on social media and filter all the creeps. You should be fine.
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ree fuck winter I wish I was in BC
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>>1453744
What loser
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>>1453726
>17 years renting
>does save any $

This is god tier stupid
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>>1451682
When your homeless you want to travel as light as possible. Those people you see pushing carts and carrying what looks like an entire wardrobe are idiots. That's why they are always standing in the same spot all day. When you have that much shit you are no longer mobile. Gotta pack light. If it wont fit in a backpack throw that shit away. You only need one change of clothes and a few personal hygeine items. people lugging around bedding are also fools. People that live in shelters are fools. If you can't establish yourself a camp in the woods you are a retard. You gotta learn to use what nature gives you to survive.
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Do homeless people get laid? Or are you pretty much doomed in that department?
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>>1455794
Homeless women typically piss all over themselves to avoid rape. If you're homeless and charismatic enough to get laid you should just get a sales job at a skeezy furniture store and live in a mid range hotel.
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>>1456014
Would a homeless woman not fuck a homeless dude in exchange for things/protection/status? Thus homeless women and men getting laid. Do non-homeless people ever offer things in exchange for sex (women and men)?
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>>1455672
>Homeless hierarchy
A bum with a superiority complex
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>>1456188
Not him, but there's hierarchy in everything. Even if it means being the king of the shitpile.
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>>1447237
An abomination that man created? Seriously dogs suck, would eaat your homeless ass in a heartbeat once the food runs out
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>>1453226
Get a job
Stay in a hostel, at a friend's place or couch surf
Save up until you can move into your own place
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>>1453657
/homeless/ is unironically more /out/ than half of this basement dwelling larp board
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>>1456448
They are not out by choice they are out because they were tossed on the garbage dump because they are useless
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Lol my favorite hobby is telling the homeless to kill themselves
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Anyone long-term travelling?
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I have $5000

How do I live the remainder of my life on the road starting with this

I am not afraid of work but do not want to have a career or be in the same place too long
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>>1456246
I agree. They are overrated. Completely domesticated wolves that rely on humans for survival and once we can no longer provide for them "mans best friend" will turn on you in a heart beat. That being said though they are useful as a panhandling tool. nothing pulls those heart strings like a hungry dog. people don't give a rats ass about a hungry human but a hungry dog is a terrible travesty. might as well take advantage of that.
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>>1456188
I'm not trying to sound superior. I realize some folks have to live in shelters like familys or elderly people. but if your not an old fuck and you don't have a family then there really is no reason for you to be there. We will in the world a readily available on tap informaton via smartphones. Literally just watch a few survival videos on how to make a shelter in the woods.
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>>1456529
You will have to pan handle or do odd jobs eventually once your savings runs out. You can eat for free if you live in a state with a food stamp programs. but for other things you need you will need to do at least some work here and there. 5k will probably last you a while though if your not a junkie or a wino.
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>>1456861
Uh duh you fucking stupid piece of shit I told you I wasn't afraid of work why are you trying to break it to me like I have cancer
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>>1456872
heh... doubt you will get far anywhere with that agressive attitude there buddy.
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>>1453226
If you haven't yet applied for social housing assistance from you're municipal government, apply immediately, the wait list for social housing is a mile long in my city. Hopefully where you live, there will be an "urgent homeless status" you can apply for to fast track getting a place. After you apply, you're gonna want to look for apartments less than $600/month, since that's around the cutoff for social housing (at least in my city). Apply for welfare, ODSP and EI if you're eligible. Go to government-funded employment resource centers, they'll help you find a job and have computers/printers where you can print resumes, apply to as many jobs as you can. If you find yourself on the street, call a homeless outreach center, Salvation Army or shelter.
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>>1456876
Unlike you I'm not inept
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Such the penesess of other homeless to absorb their powers and become the ultimate hobolord yourself.
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>>1456529
Leather tramping would be your best option. Get on r/vagabond and hit the search bar. You can learn on a lot on there

>Walk into restaurants and offer to do work for a meal.
>Live off peanut butter. Healthy, cheap and calorie-dense
>Do workaway or wwoof
>Dumpster dive
>Learn a small instrument to busk or how to make jewelry to sell
>Start striking conversations with random people. People skills can earn you a couch to sleep on. If you're handsome you can get laid cause chicks dig the free-spirited Jack Keurack/Chris McCandless archtype.
>Keeping yourself as clean and presentable as possible is essential. Hitchhiking is hard if you look like an actual bum
>Learn to enjoy your own company. I couldn't live on the road for the rest of my life cause I start craving deeper connections that are hard to form/maintain as a vagabond

As for gear, I'd recommend carrying as little as possible. I used a bivy-bag and pad as it's the lightest and stealthiest option. Carried everything else in a 40L pack. Avoid cotton, obviously. Hope this has been of some help. If you have any other questions feel free to ask
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Speaking of dumster diving, donut places and fast food joints like chik-fil-a always wrap or bag whole donuts or sandwiches when they get old. So you could get them clean even from the trash.
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>>1456978
>Jack Keurack
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>>1456978
>craving deeper connections that are hard to form/maintain as a vagabond

Things aren't any better in the wage slave world either. If you lose your job or go through hard financial times you will find most of your "friends" magically disappear.
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>>1457140
Those aren't real friends then. I will admit that it's probably just as hard to form deep friendships on both hands as it's mostly a matter of chance. You only really make a handful of these in your life
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>>1444673
that looks comfy, anon.
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hope you fags are enjoying the view of the big ass comfy as fuck snow moon tonight

reminder stay warm and don't pass out while drunk frostbite sucks
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>>1457010
it's amazing what you can find in dumpsters behind stores. i'm not even homeless and i've done a little dumpster diving. one time i found like 5 video games in their cases behind a gamestop store. Some of the discs had a few scratches but i took them home and buffed them with my disc repair kit and they played just fine. I've also found entire cases of soda that was only a few days old.
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>>1457432
>cases of soda that was only a few days old.
Lay off the drugs
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>>1457179
It gets comfier by the day. I just added a hatch window up top so I can get natural light and ventilation and have storage on the starboard side for laundry in one section and blankets in the other.



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