>>20682468>why be that cracka buying da bike when he could be stealing that shit yo
>>20682460>r/motolook at you parading your sexuality you fucking hetero
0/10 apply yourself
>>20682460knights were thugs and enforcers, they weren't virtuous in any way recognizable to modern sensibilities
>>20682546>tfw want to buy a bike for this exact reason of riding in a suit of armor like a turboautist
>>20682460Would be a cool feeling not gonna lie. I do HEMA and carry my fencing swords on my back in a rifle bike like a rifle bag. Can say from experience he's gonna be scraping the fuck out of that sheath tip or worse if he corners with any decent lean. That said it's a fucking cruiser so he probably doesn't.
>>20682695Gay postmodern historical cynicism. Knights were a ridiculously wide array of things to a wide array of people for a thousand years (given knighthoods are still handed out). You are correct but the virtuous Christian paragons come from a factual place as well.
>>20682546>dat qt mirin in the backabsolute chad
>>20682468>classifying people based on their skincoloryour great grandfather is rolling in his grave right now because of the shame you bring upon him.
>>20682734I knew my great grandfather, he hated black people more than anything and hated what the 60s and 70s did to the world
why do americans buy the gay boomer sit bikes? I don't know what they're called because nobody rides those
>>20682817Comfy on American roads and highways
>>20682734lol how fucking young are you
>>20682834everyone rides nakeds and crotch rockets in europe.2smoke dirtbikes are top tier as well
>>20682695Knights were just one of the lowest classes of nobility, there really isn't any other characteristic trait that applies to all of them.
>>20682868You see those here too but mostly confined to cities and the highways adjecent to them. For commuting around spacious rural america, big comfy bobbers that can drive themselves are the optimal choice. Or so the boomers think, I personally believe this is the king of long distance touring
>>20682817Euroscum don't realize just how fucking big America is. A lot of boomers and other losers buy big Harleys and cruiser style bikes because they're comfortable on long rides. Honestly I'd say that around 50% of the market is Harleys and Harley style bikes and 50% is every other bike here.
>>20682723>QtBetter get your eyes checked my friend
>>20682817i'd suck so many dicks for a dragster
>>20682868>crotch rocketNobike detected
>>20682910You dont seem to know what you're talking about. Do you have a bike?
>>20682460epic fail>>20682546epic win
>>20682963>big Harleys>comfortable on long ridessomething just have radically changed recently
>>20683238Ever rode one? They're nice on road trips
>>20682910>big comfy bobbers>big>comfy>bobbersDo you consider a Goldwing a bobber?
>>20683306Imma guess he has zero clue what hes talkin about
>>20683306>fire extinguisherWhat did they mean by that?
>>20682460Come on that lads just takin the piss
>>20683399It isn't, its a reserve tank. Gas tank only holds 4 liters, and with no gas gauge or actual reserve, that extra liter in there makes a differenceBikes a nugget but I love 'er
>>20682817I'm in Japan, and quite a few people ride boomer sit bikes here. They're super convenient and comfy when you're going to be riding hundreds of miles.
>>20682817Funny, because I've been to europe and saw people on cruisers, wearing full leathers and everything.
>>20683435I've seen reserves similar to that.Are they specially made reserve tanks that just look like water bottles or are people just using insulated water bottles because they do the job?
>>20683220>>20683306Baggers, I meant baggers you god damned jackals
>>20682497Why am I not at all surprised to find a fellow /r/CRT member here
Just bought a katana, can't judge
>>20683213I have a benelli tnt and an aprilia shiver dude
>>20682719HEMA isn't fencing. Imagine taking away any legitimity of fencing and you have HEMA.
>>20682460RENEGADE, RENEGADEON HIS RAGING HORSE MADE OF STEEL
>>20684150Thats an msr fuel bottle. Theyre used with their camping stoves but do a pretty great job of holding extra gas.
>>20684730FUCK yeah, hammerfall is awesome.
>>20684941>tfw drive obnoxiously loud v8 while listening to HammerfallFeels fucking righteous
Something shorter like a coustille long dagger would probably be more convenient
>that fucking hairlineHairlet mutants, when will they learn?
>>20682868>everyonenah, plenty ride adv bikes. There's a reason the r1200gs is the best sold big boi bike in the world. Nearly all of my professors ride adv bikes too, mostly because FUCK paid parking and FUCK no creature comforts but most important FUCK traffic
>wanting to be knight>not wanting to be a SOLDIERcome on lad!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWJtQaWIEI
>>20682719>current year>someone having a hobby that isn't my hobbyroflcopter ^_^
>>20686625Every time I see this posted I can just FEEL the fucking committee it went through before publication>Mom tells him to add his favorite movies>Dad tells him "hog" is slang for dick so he better be clear what he means
>>20686625No way this shit is real
>>20686641i want to believe
>>20686641Go to the website, anon. >>20686643
>>20686643Who comes up with this retarded shit?
>>20686644I refuse to give that website traffic. I don’t care what it is
>>20686625Can he even control it beyond 30 mph?I don't think he can even open the Onions bottle by himself.
>>20686682>30 mphHe probably can't get it off the side stand
>>20686676I went to the site, it's basically just this >>20686625 pretty sure the whole thing is just some weird ad
>>20686687i want to believe
>>20686676You're the first
>>20686689There are other variants on the formula, this one is pretty amusing. It seems to be an instagram where a guy creates weird ads then posts them on his insta
>>20686697nice one, anon
>>20686697Don’t give these fags any traffic
>praisethesun420Why are motorcyclists universally unlikeable cunts?
>>20686625>>20686640>>20686641>>20686643It was a guerilla marketing thing. There's tonnes of them.
>>20686899This guy is a cunt because he’s a balding manlet redditor, not because he’s a motorcycle owner desu
>>20683306Hey, that's an ugly bike but I'm glad you're here anon.
Would love to see that sword get stuck in the rear wheel and then rip him in half