The new Bmw 1 Series is here boys
Say something nice
>>20682324Can’t Bmw stop copying Lexus design?First the new 3 series and now this, it’s quite embarassing.
>>20682329>>20682330But there’s more!The entry level petrol engine comes straight from Mini and it’s the 3 cylinder 1.5 140 hp, then there will be the 2.0 150/190 hp diesels.The M135i xDrive will have a 2.0 306 hp. 4 cylinder.Literally not a single reason to buy this car unless you’re a badgewhore, just buy the Mazda 3 Skyactiv-X
>3 cylinder FWD cuckboxName literally one reason to buy this
>>20682327I'll just pay half price in a year lol
>>20682385If only it had IRS and rear visibility
>>20682321At least it’s happy
>premium citybox for wives of rich boomers in EU cities where a big SUV makes 0 senseWhat's wrong with that?The overwhelming majority of people who buy the 1 series can't even tell the difference between fwd and rwd.
>>20682324I like the back, hate the front.
>>20682405Those rich wives would rather have X1
>>20682405A “premium” city box would be pic related if you want to waste money for a ”””luxury””” item.
>Entry level is FWD and a 3-bangerwhy>M135i xDrive is on-demand AWD and still FWDjesus christ>1,600 kg and SUV-sizedPigfat trash, this is sad>A fucking 4-banger in a M-badge BMWWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>20682407Not in EU city traffic and non-existent parking spaces.The 1 series is literally made for EU cities.>>20682420And that's exactly what it's supossed to compete with.The overwhelming majority of A1s are the 1.0 version anyway.
>>20682321>I have no nostrils but i must sniff
>>20682433>American understanding of segments The A1 is a B segment and it’s 4 meters long while the 1er is a c segment which is wider and longer, 4.3 meters, so no it’s the main rival also because the A1 starts from well under the price for a base Bmw 1er.
>>20682466*It’s not the main rivalThe 1er competes with the A3
>>20682429>he doesn’t know about the 3 cylinder 316d
>>20682433X1 has the same footprint as 1 series, it's just lifted
>>20682429>A fucking 4-banger in a M-badge BMWI mean,
>>20682466>>20682470You're actually kinda right, I'm an EUfag and in my shithole the cheapest 1er starts at 36k euros while A1s start at 17k. Even A3s start there.The closest rival is the new merc A series, those start at 30ish.That said, to get an A1 with the same HP as the cheapest 1er, you're looking at 32k.
>>20682488That’s because Audi is fucked in the head and hopefully you won’t see any plastic fantastic A1 on the road, like it happened for the old model.
>>20682385>a base model 4 cyl ford ranger from 15 years ago has more horsepower and rwddo you mean to tell me a $10000 new pickup has more luxury features than a bmw
>>20682488>>20682490Butt keep in mind that moving to FWD will make the next 1er much cheaper than the current one, it will also have more space.The normies who buy cityboxes don't care about rwd anyway.
>>20682477>0-100 km/h in 11.3 seconds>40.000€ (base poor man’s trim)LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20682507>cheaper than the current oneI’ll take “things that won’t happen” for $500 Alex
>3 cylinderwhy would anyone buy this?
>>20682507But I care damnit. I literally bought my 1 series for the NA straight 6 and RWD platform. Mind you I will never buy a car new, so BMW doesn't give a shit what I think.
>>20682535You are the 0,1% of buyers of the 1 series.On the bright side, your car is about to be the last of it's kind and probably go up alot in value in a few years.
>>20682514You know what’s the best thing about that?These trims basically exists only in Germany (I mean the specific one without the screen) and this makes me laugh because Germans are so retarded that they actually spend 30.000€ to buy the third world trim of an Audi, their supposed premium brand, rather than buying the Seat/Skoda clone that with the same money comes full of goodies and shit.This amazes me, also if you actually see the interior of a Q3 you’ll see only cheap hard plastic everywhere.
That’s unironically why Bmw switched to FWD on the 1 series (I wish I was memeing)
>>20682561I saw this the other day. Tbf, the steering wheel looks good without buttons, but it doesn't have any wrap lmao
>>20682464Lmao this was Bmw when they didn’t still copy Alfa Romeo’s design.>tfw every now and then Bmw has to be (((inspired))) by the competitors, now it’s Lexus turn
>>20682391>forced memeKys SCUM
>>20682620>t. assblasted mazda fanboyI like Mazda too, but the new 3 looks like shit
>>20682487What do you mean?
>>20682628E30 M3 has a 4 cylinder
>>20682420Why so many holes?
>>20682672Premium design, that’s why you pay more
>>20682321>fuck wheel drive
>>20682727>hating on the fun wheel drivehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_HEZXBX5Pk8
>>20682329Mazda is utter trash though. The most powerful Mazda 3 has what, 184hp? Lmao.
>>20682832Meant to reply to >>20682385>>20682598>Alfa Literally who?Alfa 2600 Sprint and its predecessor Alfa 2000 designs are stolen from the BMW 503. Nobody wanted to copy your pasta mobiles. Talking about modern knockoffs new Giulia is the most blatant 3 series copy ever made.
>>20682487Thats like comparing mouse to elephant.
>>20682881Why did you post a Volvo?
>>20682903BMW 503 1956-1959Volvo P1800 1961-1973
>>20682909Are we playing this stupid game again?
>>20682927What does a compact coupe have to do with a big grand tourer? It has nothing to do with the 2000 or 2600, it's successor is the Giulia.
>>20682321>Gay Wheel Drive>Autotragic>Onions little 3-pot sewing-machine motors>It's a Mini, but uglier>Made in lolChina>This thread was over before it started.>Black Man's Wheels shills BTFO'd, and good.RIP Bim, it's been average knowing you.
1 Series have always been cuckboxes for women. What's next, getting outraged about what they do to their SUVs?
>>20683141>cuckboxesAnd yet people here wet their panties for the Series 2 (not the minivan)Curious
>>20683178The coupe looks sporty enough. The 1 is just a BMW TT, embarrassing for any man to drive.
>>20683206But it’s the same car without 2 doors and + a tail, it’s not different.
>>20682429>1,600 kg1 series were never lightt. 1st gen owner
>>20682329>dat 12yr old fisher price honda toyota stylingRandom sags and fake vents everywhere. Yep, BMW officially lost it. Total shame
>>20682703What is this 2003? gtfo
>>20682487>light sporty frame vs land barge luxury sedanwhut
>>20682508>my 20 year old $1500 ford focus with the lower tier engine is more than a full second faster than a brand new bmw
>>20684125Still a 4 cylinder. Also,>luxury>1 serieslol
>>20684127my 25 year $450 3 series is more than 3 seconds faster than both that bmw and your focus
>>20683338>without 2 doors and + a tailSo, it's different
>>20684146The wheelbase is the same (2.69 meters) so it’s the same car with different volumes.Personally I find C segment sedans ugly and disproportioned (every single one of them) while D segment sedans are perfect and harmonics (Giulia, 3er, IS, etc..)
my fiat 500 abarth is 4 seconds faster and lmao
>>20684269it's slower than the OP pictured 135i though lmao eat shit fca cuck
>>20684287>need a 40k top model to beat a small cheap fiatBmw btfo
>>20684287Lmao this cuck comparing a 11 years old rebadged Panda with a new B M W
>>20684304your $15k fiat is slower than my $500 BMW lol fca is garbage
>>20684144yeah and how much oil does it burn lol
>>20684385Can you please delete this?
>>20684381>$500 Bmw (used price)>$19.500 price after repairsAlso buying a $500 BMW means that your car at least had other 7 previous owners so you’re taking pride into driving a car filled with human wastes of 7 previous humans who cummed, lost skin fragments and hair, farted and shitted where you sit.
>>20682321should just call it the zero series because only zeroes will buy it
>>20684287>turks always say rwd is right wheel drive and shit on fwd cars>turns out bmw is nothing more than a fwd car manufacturer>coping ensues
>turkposting outrage the bmw cuck>they are seething>they respond by calling all fwd cars shit>turns out that bmw is a fwd shitbox manufacturerCan we stop bulling bmw cucks for a little bit? They have been really suicidal recently
>>20684385>unironically coming from a focus driver>>20684401>unironically coming from >a fucking fiat driverLmfaooooo
>>20684563Still more respectable and expensive cars than your 50th hand mobile owned by several different minorities
>>20684623They're not respectable when a $500 25 year old 3 series completely destroys them in a race.
>>20684630A race is not straight line acceleration only, it requires doing turns and hard braking.It also requires the bare minimum level of reliability, doesn’t it?https://youtu.be/s92oZHgdWQk
>>20684667In a streetrace it's mostly acceleration only but turns and braking the Abarth gets completely, utterly demolished by the 20 year old $500 bmw.
>>20684694>abarf gets shat on by the ugliest, cheapest BMW in historyWow
I love how in every comparison the Abarth changes trim and engine output.Listen you melanine rich friend, I’ll bite but I’ll also say that the 595 exists in a gozillion trims with also LSD diff and ad hoc suspension setup among more simpler street friendly models so you can’t literally compare random models with an RWD sporty sedan.With that said, if this helps you sleep at night and ignoring that kebab fat stain on the moquette that won’t go away even with steam...go on
I love how the abarth posters went from>haha my abarth is faster than the new 1 seriesto utter copeposting after getting BTFO by dirt cheap 90's bmw sedans>>20684726I'll just let you know that the 595 Competitzione still does the same 7.4s 0-100 as the 500 EsseEsse which is still slower than the E46 compact lmfao
>>20682329Here we go again>everyone copies german design since decades>everyone starts to hire german chef designer>germans put out a new car>LOOK ITS A COPY
>>20684840>Lexus copies older design>retarted meme>LOOK ITS A COPYPerhaps you should visit the toyota/lexus/mazda design center in germany
>>20684844>same rear lights>it’s a (((coincidence)))
>>20684844>GermanyNo, the European Lexus ED2 design center is in France.Also the RC has been designed in Japan you arrogant Twit
>>20684866>Lexus blatantly steals the classic, iconic L-shaped tail lights BMW has used since the 1980's>LOL BMW COPIED THEIR OWN DESIGN LANGUAGE
>>20682330Are CT's good cars? I really like the look of them.
>>20685002Yes they are, very underrated.However the new Corolla hybrid with the 2.0 180 hp is vastly superior
>>20685025Thanks anon. My carmax has a couple of these for juuuuust above KBB value, which is good because my carmax likes to jack the prices up on ALL their Lexuses.
>>20685002Woefully underpowered, not a lot of room inside. If you’re going to buy a car for the styling, at least buy a better one.
>>20685485>underpowered It isn’t, the power is enough even for highway driving at European speed limits. The electric torque pushes instantly turbo like.It’s underpowered for the kind of chassis, agreed, but it’s as fast as the equivalent 1.6 tdi average euro box that is the norm on the road.Anyways test drive the car and see if you like it, then decide for yourself based on the outcome
>>20682587>>20682561The A4 would be good in this spec
>>20684694>shows the 133hp versiohn>not the 190hp versionnice cherry picking
>>20684743the 695 does it in 5.9 seconds.>inb4 it costs 80kpoorfag cope incoming
>>20685016>>20684703>ultimate driving machine>loses to a fwd fiat with a few simple mods
>>20689234forgot the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVJtJgi7Wsc
>>20682387I literally can’t. It’s trash.
>>20689212>80k 5.9 seconds Lmao you can get an M3 for 60k that does 3.9 seconds Or you can get an E39 540i for 2k that does 5.5s
>>20689240Oh shit is that the Uno V6 Busso in the background?https://youtu.be/kF83YFI6Ss0
>>20684953>>20682321I'm surprised more people don't realize this. BMW started the whole L shaped light bar and tail light. I think literally every other brand has stolen it at least a few times since BMW pioneered it.