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>https://gulfnews.com/world/europe/trespassing-fox-henpecked-to-death-on-a-french-farm-1.1552409661119
>Rennes, France:Chickens in a poultry farm in
>northeast France are suspected of killing a fox who tried to sneak into their coop.

>The young predator is thought to have entered the henhouse at an agricultural school at dusk last week and become trapped inside by light-controlled automatic hatch doors that close when the sun goes down.

>Students at Le Gros Chene school in Brittany discovered the body of the animal when making their rounds to check on the chickens the following morning.

>"There, in the corner, we found this dead fox," Pascal Daniel, head of farming at the school, told the AFP. "There was a herd instinct and they attacked him with their beaks."

>The free-range, organic farm where the incident took place has a chicken coop that is open all day, and the hens spend most of the daytime outside unless they're laying eggs.

>The last time a fox visited one of the school's chicken coops, more than a year ago, it turned out much worse for the hens, said Daniel.

Articles in french :
https://www.sudouest.fr/2019/03/12/elles-se-sont-acharnees-sur-lui-en-bretagne-des-poules-tuent-un-renard-a-coups-de-bec-5891146-4776.amp.html
https://m.20minutes.fr/amp/a/2470567
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>>367800
owned'
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Were those hens wearing yellow vests?
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>>367800
fox hears about hen house,
sneaks inside,
[op pic] not a hen house...
fox gets raped and murdered
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>>367800
>Young Fox: This is too good to be true!
>Was.
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>>367800
don't fuck around with dinosaurs if you don't want your shit pushed in
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>>367800
In the article in french they say that hen often eat pigeons venturing among them.
Sure enough hens could wreak havoc in a KFC
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>>367800
approximately translated quotes from local newspaper Ouest-France

>'for example, hens have become accustomed to combating buzzards'

>"The hens had to come in mas and the fox, surprised, could have to panic in front of the number."

>"The fox got trapped in. The hens, in a group, stuck him in a corner and beated him up to pecking at his belly, they're in free range and very lively, they know how to defend themselves."

>The hens of Pascal Daniel have already made other victims. "We regularly find pigeons completely devoured," says the director of operations to Ouest-France.
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Those are some fucking metal chickens
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Chickens don’t fuck around. I’ve seen them rip rattlesnakes apart as easily as they do rotten zucchini; they’ve still got a bit of dinosaur in their little brains and they aren’t afraid to use it.
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>>367800
Seems like they showed the fox the true pecking order of the coop.

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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>>367986
Birds are pretty savage things tbh. Mammals have traits that you just don't see in most birds, that warm caring aspect.
That's a mammalian trait and why we rose in prominence.
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>>368012
kek
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dat fox was a gud keed
He dindu nuffin mane
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>>368155
Dat fox wuz gettin' his life back on track, he wuz only gonna kill two so he din deserve it, he been goin' ta church erreyday, dem castle laws and stand yo ground is rasis.
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>>368160
I'm starting up one of dem charities for da fox mane. We need sum dat paper, for dem programs n sheit
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ban assault beaks
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>>368172
>ban assault cocks
FTFY
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>>368170
if dat fox wuz jus given he grapes an sheeeiiiiit dis wudnt have happen
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>>368160
>>368170
>>368215
Been getting shilled to death at /pol huh.you know what would solve that?
>1000$
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>>368217
damn son dat wud have got muh gud foxy boi mad grapes
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>>367928
based hens
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The fox probably had a heart attack. Chickens cannot kill a fox. Don't be silly, guyz.
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>>369184
>Chickens cannot melt steel beams.
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>>369184
>light-controlled automatic hatch doors
That's the key element. Ordinarily, you'd be right.
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>>369184
Agreed the fox was probably famished and dehyrated himself into exhaustion foxes are way quicker than chicks
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>>367800
Wish I could upload a gif of those cuccos from legend of zelda attacking

all i can think of
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why does this make me grin
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>>369251
>quicker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFXzyp3sks
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>>369252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6HwivfozIQ



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