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https://www.mlive.com/news/us-world/index.ssf/2018/12/man_pleads_guilty_to_urinating.html

>MEMPHIS - A man who posted video of himself peeing on a Kellogg's cereal conveyor belt in Tennessee has pleaded guilty.

>Gregory Stanton, 49, of Memphis, pleaded guilty to one-count of tampering with consumer products, U.S. Attorney D. Michael Dunavant announced on Tuesday.

>The video, uploaded to the dark web in 2016, depicts Stanton urinating on a conveyor belt at the Battle Creek-based company's manufacturing plant in Memphis in 2014.

>A federal grand jury returned an indictment against Stanton on Sept. 11. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration also investigated the matter. Stanton pleaded guilty before U.S. District Judge Jon P. McCalla on Nov. 30.

>"American citizens and consumers rely upon food manufacturers engaged in interstate commerce to provide them with safe and consistent products," Dunavant said in a statement. "Unfortunately, this defendant betrayed that trust by tampering with and tainting food products."

>Stanton is set to be sentenced on Feb. 28, 2019. He faces up to three years imprisonment; three years supervised release and a $250,000 fine.
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>>322974
>That picture
Well, colour me surprised.
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>>322979
Yea, I'll say. He's apparently 49, but barely looks older than 20.
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>>322983
Are they sure they have the right person?
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>>322985
mixing race is the true fountain of youth
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I'm just more awestruck about how retarded he is to post it on the internet.

Let alone without trying to hide it.

The Dark Web does not mean much when you don't even try to cover your prints.

Judging by just how quickly they found him, he had his face on the video, and he possibly "mentioned" where the factory is located.

It's just like R Kelly, except how it should have ended.
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>>322974
>Can't even be bothered to change the pic name to hide the fact that there is no picture
Nice baiting
But the guy does appear to be black or wearing black gloves. Video here - https://wreg.com/2018/12/04/man-who-urinated-on-kellogg-assembly-line-pleads-to-tampering-charge/
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so this is the man who peed in my cheerios
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>>322979
Can't, he stole all the colour.
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>>322974
It's like pissing into a sea of piss and shit. He literally committed no crime.
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I say let the punishment fit the crime, He now has to eat all those Cheerios.
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>>323212
>I say let the punishment fit the crime, He now has to eat all those Cheerios.

I second that -
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>>322974
I always thought Corn Pops smelled like piss!
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>>322979
>jaylon-kerley[...].jpg
>Gregory Stanton, 49, of Memphis, pleaded guilty...
Goddam you fucks are easy to fool.
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NUMBER FEIVHE

KELLOGG CONVEYOR BELT NIGGA PISS
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Alright, who has the video?
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>>322990
Mixed race here with a boyish face, I can attest this is true.
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>>322979
should be hanged.



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