>hey anon lets go for a ride>shes out of breath a few miles laterWould you ride slow or leave her in the dust?
>>1345004I don’t trust anyone who wears full kit but no eye protection.
>>1345004>riding with thicc qt3.14>not letting her lead so you can spend an afternoon staring at that ass and those hips.
>>1345009>leglet copeshe’s way stronger than you will ever be i guarantee it
>>1345004It's rude to leave anyone who participates in a trip. When I was still doing group mountain rides - I often was the first to the top and we always waited for the slowest guys.
why does everyone on this board hate women?
>>1345025People who post on 4chan were the nerds in High School, so their experiences with women are limited to being bullied by them
>>1345025Where is the 'hate'? I see young men admire fertility of a young female. That is good and desired.
>>1345032it's already here. i can tell you hate women by referring to them as females, and reducing attraction to the singular concept of fertility. please prove me right by responding with some biological essentialist nonsense.
>>1345031High school bullying is a myth.
>>1345046R O A S T I E
>>1345049thank you for playing into this exactly as i expected.
>>1345046It's virgin talk but it's not woman-hating talk
>>1345046I truly, positively give 0 furlongs about your psychosis and paranoia.Facts are: females present traits which males find attractive. Thus males react in a predictable fashion. Which is why she presented those traits in the first place. It is a good, expected and desired outcome.
>>1345051You asked for it, and I provided! Thanks for playing, and we'll see you next week on, "THE BRAAAAAAPTHREAD"
>>1345057nah brah she fat as hell
>>1345068Feels good, man
I want to bury my snoot deep in between these thighs
>>1345061True. But then again I am into massive, bordering on grotesque, milk trucks on otherwise slender women. I assume that dudes on the other end of the t&a spectrum must exist. This particular specimen has both 'those hips' and doesn't look like an average femburger.
>>1345004Who is this? Asking for a friend.
>>1345077You know, you can reverse searchhttps://www.instagram.com/mai_rebelo/
>>1345085did the condom slip off ur lil penor?
>>1345088both of them. didn't even cum. ur mom is a sloppy whore. too much tyrone.
>>1345004ride behind her to smell that sweet sweet brapjust look at the toilet on that bish
>>1345046Tyrone, is that you? When did you become a twat? This is big news.
>>1345105i'm white, so no?
>>1345107O SHI- how you doin', La'Neesha?
>>1345110excellent job cropping out the cankles
imagine the sheer amount of smelling that this motherfucker is doing every single day of his life
>>1345109not pretending to b blaq, u?
>>1345087>>1345102why is she on her toes?
There's no way these two don't fuck
>>1345116lifts the ass.
>>1345114Nah dawg, I'm latinx
>>1345120and woke™ too, wow
>>1345124Fuck yes! MAshallah
She has two children. She probably used the sheer power of her thighs to lock her husband and force him to dump his load inside of her.
>>1345004Give her the old 'hand on tush' push
>>1345004CHECK OUT THAT FUCKING TOILET!
>>1345171I hope you got big hands anon
>>1345004based on her attire i would be the one huffing and puffing to keep up
>>1345192Pedaling and cranking down simultaneously is quite exhausting, Desu.
>>1345113>>1345118>>1345126Based CF poster
>>1345034>newfag from reddit trying to force a reddit meme accusing others of being newfagsI cannot even hold all of these keks
>>1345372>BEING THIS NEWJUST...
>>1345031But the girl that bullied me wanted to date me.Told her to fuck off, biggest regret.
>>1345411Is this you?
>>1345411>regretting not being in an abusive relationshipfuck off ntrfag
>>1345004Do you think her farts smell like bourbon and cream?
>>1345004Do you think she bought the bike herself?
>>1345008I don't trust someone who portrays cycling as their life, but their bike and gear is always spotless.
>>1345031>>1345046What about me? I slayed in highschool, and middleschool actually;And now I hate females.
>>1345192>Assuming someone's proficiency based on the cost of their clothing.ISHYDDTIRL
>>1345087imagine the watts
>>1345493>peaking in highschoolsad
>>1345495>not getting why he'd be huffing behind herfucking aspies
>>1345004why do you try to race with some casual rider?
>>1345046the bait works
>>1345577I would estimate an FTP around 160 watts, vo2 max about 20 mL/kg/min
Why do girls with big butts even need to use bibs with chamois?
>>1345600Not many do, if they are it’s for looks.
>>1345639>implying she's a normieSAD!
>>1345639How much you wanna bet the writer of this post is weird, fat, and dumb
The fucking toilet on this slampig
>>1345639>a woman on this boardplease marry me and let's live on a train
>>1345729She is climbing on a heavy specialized, the kind I regularly pass on uphill segments of runs./n/ isn't one person. It's safe to assume that there are people on this board who aren't Apex cyclist savages, but there certainly are a few edgelords who have talent to match. To answer OP, I don't slow for anyone but I wouldn't mind riding at her pace yk. It's possible that the best women will be faster than the fastest men some day.
>>1345729You never had a point, just a keyboard tantrum.
>>1345729PLEASE MARRY ME I WANT TO SMELL ALL YOUR SMELLS WHILE YOU RIDE IN FRONT OF ME
>>1345729S E E T H I N G40% yourself lol
>>1345729and you need to go back in the plebbit trash, where you belong. Nigger.
>>1345765Same >>1345758 goes for you. Nigger.
>>1345768Uh oh! The popcorn tantrum is about to explode! Watch out, everyone!
is this the same anon that threw a fit over me saying i race crits yesterday?
>>1345108>butt injections detected
>>1345768>https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8tQXvg0CZ/Uh oh, looks like someone is toilet jealous!
>>1345004How much did she pay for that bike?
I just saw a pretty black girl on a fixie, which gives me hope that I can find a sista on a bike, because I am so sick of all the cute cycling girls being lame white woman.
>>1345639>>1345729>>1345768Imagine being a bully but too afraid to bully in real life so all you can do is go online and post low quality bait only targeting the most vulnerable people you can find on an anonymous image board
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>>1345814You can fuck, but don't breed with tha sistas. Never steal our kweens for breeding, wh*te boi.
>>1345818>wh*te boi>boiUsing binary genders is kinda rude and may cause some users to feel left out. Please use "wh*te person" next time.
>>1345818Hah I'm black nigga. So sick of these white bitches.
>>1345825Oh shit, disregard the previous message, senpai>>1345824I like this copypasta. I will save it and spread it like the CIA spreads disinfo
>>1345031There were no girls in my school though.
>>1345004Ride slow, because it's discouraging and not fun if your partner is constantly leaving you in the dust. And why bother riding with someone else, grill or not-grill, if you're not actually going to ride together?>>1345046>femalesA fucking WHITE FEMALE*autistic screeching*
>>1345854Because most girls are so slow that even if I sandbag by spinning at like 10rpm in lowest gear I'm still ahead of them by a mile after 5 minutes.
>>1345856YOU SEXIST PIG!
>>1345854>whiteShe speaks Portuguese, so she's either a Brazilian (therefore turbomutt) or a Moortuguese
>>1345737>It's possible that the best women will be faster than the fastest men some day.No one with half a brain or an ounce of honesty believes this.
>>1345825Where'd you steal your bike?
>>1345876Look at horses.Females can win mile long races where the average speed is 40+ mph>>1345852I'm guessing it's around 27 pounds.Which is heavy for the road in the photograph.
>>1345887TRANNY DETECTEDGo dilate, you fucking freak.
>>1345891I still have my balls tho
>>1345887>I'm guessing it's around 27 pounds.>being a fucking retardMy condolences
>>1345900Post the weight I'm not an sworks rep lmao
>>1345904Ballpark figure, you probably need to be a 33rd degree specialized initiate to find the actual weights
>>1345906I'm guessing it's around 20 pounds. I got the high estimate just trying to recall how much $8k+ mtbs weigh.Fuck idk that's still 5 pounds heavier than an /n/ tryhard build.
>>1345906>Comp>Suspension modelHere you go, faget
>>1345900You post like someone who would see Usain Bolt walking and sperg:>WHAT A SLOWPOKEat the top of your squeaky voice
>>1345912Can you confirm she's riding the most recent, most expensive configuration for me, chap?
The way they stagger their lineup, if you aren't buying the absolute most expensive model you get taxed 3 pounds easily.
>>1345920Ok damn I'm btfod
>>1345004ride with her slow but cut ride short to slam that pig. go on a big ride the next day alone.
>>1345923>Not cultivating a relationship while helping learn to ride faster, eventually getting married and siring a family.She's already IG famous I doubt you could just bone after a single slow rollMaybe
>>1345887Did you really just use the performance of a dedicated domestic animal in a single specific race distance to attempt make a point about gender disparity in human beings?Well, good luck. At least it's also a mammal.
>>1345926>On instagram>Not a whorePick one.
>>1345927Horses are only raced distances around 1 mile. It isn't like I cherrypicked it.Gender is a social construct. It has no direct influence on performance, correlation doesn't equal causation.Furthermore racing isn't lucrative in a rider's formative stages. It's an all or nothing career path that has extreme and constant physical costs.As long as men are kept separate from women there will be bigots yelling from the sidelines in argumentation.The very idea of a very remote ideal being possessed by someone you cannot at least feel cuckolded by speaks on behalf of your utter lack of imagination.>>1345928Instagram is the happening place on the internet right now. I haven't ruled out coincidence that she has so many followers. BR has a different culture so I'm acting in reservation.
>>1345933Is this bait? Chicks have lower VO2 maxes and carry more fat
>>1345939Faggots love bait, anon.
>>1345939Sounds like broscienceIs chick a term that encompasses both sex and gender?How have you determined the potential vo2 maxes of both chicks and dudes?
>>1345943Seems like you're both interested in getting baited so I may oblige
>>1345939Strava is competitive equivalent to the sexual act of auto-fellatio
How does the highest vo2 max get translated into a W?
>>1345950>>1345949>>1345947>>1345945bud, go to bed
I'd like to remind everyone lurking that vo2max was invented to gauge how athletes responded to EPO, one of the greatest farces to plague the highest theaters of racing.>>1345952I'm sleeping
>>1345875brazilian from brazil's whitest state, Santa Catarina
>>1345947You sound gay, faggot
>>1345970Take it easy AnonI've almost returned to heteronormacy. Would you let your hatred of the truth interfere with such a noble pursuit?
One day there may be a woman destined to be fastest, and shouldn't we all anticipate her arrival? It'd nice to be with her even before she is recognized for it.
>>1345933>Gender is a social construct.Immediately invalidates anything else you say, no matter how true or insightful your other assertions may be.>The very idea of a very remote ideal being possessed by someone you cannot at least feel cuckolded by speaks on behalf of your utter lack of imagination.What is this shitshow of projection and goalposts moving?Your original assertion was : It's possible that the best women will be faster than the fastest men some .I never claimed that there are not women who could beat me in a race.But implying that a biological female will ever hold the overall record in any cycling category is laughable.
>>1345976Cycling would come after running, I predict. A generation or so, maybe less.
>>1345580>Assumption>Ad hominem Not even sad, just pathetic.
>>1345583Then he should have said physique or figure.A fat(ter) ugly chick could wear the same attire.
>>1345977Anon, you may be literally retarded.And a tripfag.Lurk more.>Post body and bikes
>>1345492>always spotlessyou weren't kidding can't find a single image on her IG with mud on her kit despite having a mountain bike
>>1346287Why would she post pictures of dirty gear? It's Instagram, not a realistic documentary of her life>>1345961>Brazil's whitest stateYeah, so not wh*Te
>>1345981>who are you quoting?
>>1346297>Why would she post pictures of dirty gearThe locations of some pictures suggest riding offroad and/or in puddles being spotless is a 'little' suspect
>>1345046>Maybe if I defend women on an anonymous image board one will actually give me attention
>>1345577imagine the braaps
>>1345600Because the natural padding in a big arse doesn’t protect the sit-bones, you fuckwit. Have sex.
>>1347872IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>1345588have you accounted for stored potential kinetic energy ?.ie standing up on the pedals
>>1346307>bike around have fun>get to nice location>ok time for ig shot>powder nose, clean gear, arrange hair>take shot>continueoh no wait, this makes no sensewomen would never pretty up before a pic
>>1345085I agree; rather masturbate, better than having kids. I really don't see the point in having sex.
>>1347925>clean gearyou mean she's lugging around an entire kit to wash off her bike whenever she's riding? what the fuck you on brother
>>1347937>she's lugging around an entire kit to wash off her bikeNot her. The sales guys who are taking the pictures are. These pictures are advertisements, in case you didn't notice already.
>>1347954Advertisements for what? Butt implants?
>>1347957If you look away from her ass, you'll notice there's some gear (A whole bike's worth of it!) in the picture too. That's what they're trying to sell. It's called "Product placement".
>>1345492in op picture there is some dust on her and the bikeright knee ?tip and side of shoesabove and around the seat tube bottle bosseslower half of the down tubeon the crank armsit looks like the kind of thing thrown up by wet grass or crushed shell rock used in road works>>1346307what kind of locations ?even then only biking in rain and mud will get a bike and rider significantly dirtyand not many people partake in that anymoremany of the old brands of tire with specific rubber compounds for mud and clay have gone out of business
>>1347958I can’t see anything but that fucking toilet
>>1345004Guys, guys...the Aussies have solved this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLKBy5ioPbg
>>1347962THIS! Do you think the smell of peaches and cream emanates from that toilet?
>>1345004It would be pretty rude to leave her in the dust. She wants to ride with you not race.
>>1345004Her legs are shit, they're big but just fat with 0 definition
>>1345588are you kidding me? that lady is built like a track sprinter.
>>1348250did her legs fart?
>>1348285Of course not. They just opened up to allow the BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP to escape from her anus. Is biology new to you?