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> first date: bike ride
> this girl rolls up
> no helmet

what do
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go on the date, rail her in an alley or bathroom, make sure to wear condom
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>>1262880
>2
This
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>>1262879
Tell her the purple accents on the bike really stand out.
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>>1262879
do a 360 and ride away because that’s clearly a dude with tits
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bike girls are weird and they have leathery, overly puffy vag areas. nice tho
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It's a cinelli so daddy has money. If she was riding an SE gaspipe fixie I'd just tell her I was going to go poop before the ride and leave.
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>>1262879
Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in Germany all of a sudden
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Take her on the busiest, fastest road in the city
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>>1262879
Have a nice ride, she looks fun
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>>1262914
>an adult has $800 so it must have been from her trust fund billionaire parents
Are zoomers really this broke?
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>>1262879
Nothing, since it is quite difficult to hurt a head on bike, unlike c*r.
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>>1262975
That would be roughly the budget of two and a half months for me and I'm a filthy millenial
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>>1262975
Look at her again and ponder what career and position she could be in to afford that kind of disposable income.
Actually maybe don't...
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>>1262992
>what career and position
>that kind of disposable income
Pretty much anything? I had a $1200 bike when I was a broke student with a dishroom job, and in those days $1200 was a non-trivial sum.

How did this generation get so terrible with money? Can you even go a day without smoking weed and buying game currency to "level up"?
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>>1262879
Use a helmet sweety!
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>>1262981
Well you're fucking poor. Stop being poor.
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>>1262996
Wow, what a great comeback.
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>>1263000
It’s true though
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>>1262879
> not notice anything out of the ordinary, since only sperglords and freds would wear a helmet for a nice mellow street ride
> compliment her cinelli
> have a nice mellow street ride
> take her back to her hipster apartment
> pound the daddy issues out of her
> make akward conversation with her 5 roommates while trying to come up with anything nice to say about their disgusting vegan stir-fry
> enter into an exhausting 6 month relationship of near constant abandonement-issues-fueled fights punctuated by boring, bog-standard make-up sex
> hearideaofkinkyistodoitindifferentroomsofthehouse.txt
> finally dump her ass when she claims square taper is superior to hollowtech

bitches be crazy
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>>1262879
>All those tattoos
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>1263000
You are poor, moron. Don't get all uppity and think people are some upper crust bourgeoisie because they have enough income to afford an $800 bicycle.
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>>1263022
>> enter into an exhausting 6 month relationship of near constant abandonement-issues-fueled fights punctuated by boring, bog-standard make-up sex
I'd do it for 6 days, maximum
not bringing her home for christmas
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>>1262996
Look, I'm already trying to build socialism as fast as I can, but there's only so much I can do.
Not even that guy >>1263000 btw
>>1263022
Fuck I've been through this before.
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>>1262879
>heavily tattooed
Into pic related she goes
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>>1263056
>trying to build socialism
lmao good luck, zero work ethic poorfag
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>>1262879
>> first date: bike ride
>> this girl rolls up
>> no helmet
>what do
She's an adult, she's not required to wear a helmet, I'd just relax if I were you, unless you want to put her off you immediately.
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>>1263022
>this is what kissless virgin underage b& actually fantasizes about
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>>1263058
I think she's cute.
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>>1263065
She's not bad looking, it's just those fucking tattoos.
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>>1263066
I don't like the collar writing. The rest of them look really nice.
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German chicks are all tatooed smelly whores
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>>1263022
that sounds really fun desu
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>>1263024
u no think I'm pretty senpai?
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>>1263065
^w^
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>>1262992
uh, tattoo artist?
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Hi,
I heard some hot /n/ guy doesn't like tattoos
I was recently dumped by my boyfriend who was an /n/ guy (hi Dylan). I am an /n/ girl and would really like to meet another /n/ guy. This is me and my bike from a photoshoot I did once. If you don't think I'm fat and gross and ugly please reply... I know all the /n/ guys are taken and think my bike isn't cool but I can change. I am tired of being alone. Please reply
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>>1263141
THICC SLICC
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>>1263141
why are fixie fags such fags
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>>1263141
>thickslick
>tire logo not aligned with valve stem
>straps instead of clipless
>no brakes
>blonde
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>>1263141
>valve cap
0/10 wouldn't bang
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>>1262879
>>1262879
assuming i have no knowledge of who this actually is, the date would be this:

>she roll up
>make sure dicc is tucced so boner isn't readily apparent
>compliment her components
>tell her to lead me to her fav chill spot
>casualcatandmousethroughcity.jpg
>we get to spot
>"aw anon, i wish we had weed or beers.."
>open basket bag, retrieve 6er of 'gansett and waed
>consume substances
>continue ride on comfy af waterfront bikeway
>"follow me home, if you can catch me"
>slow race her back to my place
>succnfucc.jpg
>let her sleep with me cause she's a sweety
>make better than expected breakfast
>gently kick her out, leaving her wanting to see me again
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>>1263152
made me cringe
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>>1263152
Worse than eating all the eggs
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>>1263141
>LARPing as some random blonde THOT
Yeah I see you working, Anon, you posted on the wrong board, here, let me help you: >>>/lgbt/

>>1263146
>implying THOT in pic actually rides any bike, ever

>>1263148
Pull up your pants, your OCD is showing

>>1263152
>then I wake up to discover I've been humping my pillow all night long, and now it's got jizz all over it. Not again! :-(
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>>1263141
what the shit is this
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>>1263162
irony
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>>1262992
I work in web development and could afford that in 2 weeks. I wonder more about the dentists buying new cervelos every year.
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Go through with the date... or pretend to. "Accidentally" pull away from her a few times, a bit farther each time, then wait for her to catch up. Each time act a little more annoyed. Then just drop her.

If a cute girl with a helmet showed up then I'd go through with the date for real and ride at a pace that she is comfortable with.
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>>1262994
I am a neet from a middle class family and I have a $4000 bike, and a $2000 bike, and a $800 bike, and two old steel bikes.
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>>1263022
>> finally dump her ass when she claims square taper is superior to hollowtech
But it literally is.
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>>1263141
Hi, can you be my gf? You'll have to get rid of your valve cap first though
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>>1262880
Fpbp
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>>1263178
True or not, you're a cringeworthy faggot and should kys
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>>1263022
Look, kid. I don't know who you are or what kind of riding you do, but I'm not one to back away from a challenge -- or from danger. You see those professional freeriders hucking backies off 30 foot cliffs on gravity rigs? Yeah, I'm one of those guys. Or the guys riding 100kph in a peloton only centimeters away from other riders, where the slightest mishap would send them flying onto the pavement -- or worse, off the cliff that the road is running alongside? Yeah, I'm one of those guys too. I'm a 3-time downhill world champion and a 5-time Tour De France winner. I also have the 3rd lowest time ever recorded in the Race Across America, the most difficult endurance sport event in world history. Then you little BMX punk kids and fixie hipster faggots come and tell me that I am afraid to take risks? No, fuck that and fuck you. I'm not afraid to take risks, I'm just not an idiot. I'm all for adventure and risk, but there is literally no reason to ride without a helmet or without brakes, ever, under any circumstances (aside from riding brakeless in a velodrome). I hope you get run over by a death cage and die, kiddo.
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Hey /n/, my friend Sarah called and said people were meeting up here. I am an /n/ girl too, lurking for 2 years now. Finally turned 21 but I'm straight edge so I can't find a boyfriend even. I've very lonely. Rate my bike and please respond, I love bike guys. PS Sarah took this she is a great roomate! We share everything! >>1263141
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Here is another pic #nomakeup lmao. I hope this isn't weird but it's really hard to meet a bike guy in Utah... everyone is so nerdy here >_<
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>>1263180
>Hi, can you be my gf? You'll have to get rid of your valve cap first though

I thought the cap kept the air in though? Is it not cool to have a valve cap? This is Sarah btw
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>>1263243
Did you actually write that copypasta yourself? If so then neck yourself.
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>>1263262
>>1263264
>>1263267
(You)
>>>/lgbt/
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>>1263141
>>1263262
>>1263264
>>1263267
Your name is not Sarah and you are not stupid enough to think that valve caps keep air in. And you have never had a boyfriend in your life, stop role-playing.
By the way, ALL /n/iggers hate tattoos. It's not just 'some hot /n/ guy'. It's all of us.
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What happened to this thread...
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>>1263141
tits or gtfo
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>>1263279
There is one actual femanon on this board who comes here like once every month or two and memeposts pretending to know nothing about bikes, i.e. 'I thought valve caps kept the air in'. She always types like a Redditor and sometimes claims to live in Utah.
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>>1263264
That kind of plant does not grow in Utah, liar
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>>1263264
lmao her back is arched the wrong way she’s gonna fuck her shit up if she rides like that all the time
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>>1263287
Fixiefags, not even once.
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>>1263148
>>no brakes
To be fair, that bike might only be ridden in the velodrome. Though I don't know why the fuck it has thickslicks if that's the case.
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bump
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>>1263281
How do we know it is a femanon, has it posted video of it giving live birth via a biological vagina it's had since birth?
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>>1263757
yes
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>>1263262
>Rising stem instead of just cutting the steerer tube at the right height
>Fixie
>your name is not Sarah
>you are not a girl

Am disappoint.
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>>1263179
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>>1262879
>> no helmet
>no helmet, no clipless, no bib shorts, no cycling jersey, no gloves, flat bars, singlespeed (or worse: fixie), one bottle
Just ride away, mate.
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Do Cinelli even make real bikes anymore or do they just do fixie stuff? I noticed the Masi that do have gears all have this weirdo 48t crank up front. What the fuck man.
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>>1263838
They know the boomers and nu males buying their stuff can't push a 50t chainring
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>>1262909
there's no such thing as an "overly" puffy vag area. Phat pussy is life
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>>1263287
Also her seat is way too high.
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>>1263838
I actually think a 48/32 subcompact makes sense for a lot of riders

48/11 is still a higher gear than 50/12 or even 52/12
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>>1263838

Yeah they do. They still produce the Supercorsa, the Nemo tig is a pretty cool steel bike, they even make a geared road bike version of the Vigorelli.

In the carbon road bike game they're not really up with their competitors (well the Laser is pretty cool but also very rare and expensive) but they do have interesting road models as well.

I don't think their fixie models have been that interesting after they stopped collaborating with Mash. Except for the Shark Vigorelli everything's pretty basic and boring.
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>>1263864
Except 50 or 52 with a 12t smallest cog makes more sense than 48 with 11t smallest cog since larger cogs have smaller power losses.
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>>1263278
>he thinks it was real girls posting and not drooling 40 year old balding pedo virgins with dorito crumbles still in their chest hair and a dying 70 yo tobacco addict ex hooker mom
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>>1263872
I didn't mention 50/12 and 52/12 to suggest that's even an option at all for modern drivetrains as a highest gear, you're being ridiculous. I only mentioned it to illustrate how going to a 48/32 subcompact doesn't mean sacrificing that much high end.

Why do I always end up in autism arguments with delusional retrodouches?
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>>1263893
Because you’re posting on /n/ you fucking tard
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>this thread
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>>1263893
And why wouldn't 50/52 x 12 be an option for most people? We're talking about most riders here, not the few % who actually need the 11t cog. And even for them it would make more sense to run bigger chainrings with 12t cog.
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>>1263903
ask the entire bike industry
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>>1263897
Ha, serves them right.. cagies
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>>1263179
You're not going to keep your /n/ bf with that attitude.
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Flatten her with my semi
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>>1264057
based and mainland chinapilled
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>>1264019
Oh yes let's blindly listen to the bike industry that's main focus is to sell new shit to customers every year.
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>>1264126
just use 52/36 and 11-28 and shut up holy shit
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>>1264127
I will use 66 with 14-30 and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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Hit her with my car.

Get out the road
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>>1264130
Why do so many motorists have violent fantasies?
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>>1264132
Brain damage from the fumes and sedentary lifestyle
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>>1263243
Bad pasta. Artistic cycling requires an unadorned head as a matter of practice.
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>>1262879
>no helmet
She's not wearing a bulletproof vest either, why didn't you mention that?
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>>1264132
>Why do so many motorists have violent fantasies?
Because he's a quadraplegic confined to a wheelchair and types his butthurt anti-cyclist comments with a stick in his mouth and hates everyone who has a body that works
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>>1264130
based and islamic truck of peacepilled
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it's funny watching you all get mysogynistic when girls like this have custom welded bars, no-bullshit steel frames and obviously ride way harder than you lot
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>>1264184
SAUCE
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>>1264184
>so I want a bar with a drop
>but wait!
>put it on a high rise stem

Brilliant, you ugly fucking monkey.
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>>1264211
>high rise stem
What?
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>>1263243
What the fuck did you just say to me, you early 90's mountain bike with slicks? I'll have you know I've been practicing my trackstand in the mirror for months, and I have a tiny dainty moustache, and I just left 38 confirmed butt-hurt cagers at the last red light, &etc.
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>>1264184
>obviously ride way harder
idk man it doesn't looks like she could hang. no muscle to speak of, nothing in her garage that makes me think she could finish a single enduro stage or clear any technical downhills. man she looks like a casual city rider to me. i bet she doesn't even have jump skills.
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>>1264221
imagine my surprise when the misogynist is a mtber
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why do woman have to destroy everything they touch?
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>>1264223
maybe if women were worth a shit i'd stop being one. step your game up, idiot.
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>>1264232
You ride mountain bikes because women are worthless? And I'm an idiot?
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>>1264225
>why do woman
mfw the misogynist incel can't do basic grammar
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>>1263141
>valves not aligned
>actually using a trispoke on a non track bike
>valve caps still on
>stem slammed so far no longer UCI legal
>thickslicks
>foot straps
Nothing wrong with the woman, that bike is fucking atrocious
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>>1264232
Found the incel
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>>1264221
"Jump skills"
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>>1264359
>disliking foot straps on a track bike
Granted they should be accompanied by clipless pedals instead of flats but foot straps definitely belong on track bikes.
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>>1264184
>those sticc legs
lmao she probs thinks that riding two blocks is hardcore shit


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people still ride fixies in the year of our lord 2018? And I'm not counting the meth-americans on BMX
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>>1264373
Foot straps don't belong anywhere. Toe clips and leather straps are ok if you're doing a period LARP like those L'Eroica people. In all other cases they're for idiots who think that old dangerous foot ''''''retention'''''' [sic] is easier to use.
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>>1264400
They use foot straps in actual track racing, in addition to clipless
Straps on flats are crap though
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>>1264400
>exposing your complete lack of knowledge this badly
Practically all track riders in "sprint" disciplines use straps with clipless pedals.

Never post in /n/ again.
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>>1264405
>straps on flats are crap
nuh uh.
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>>1264400
>dangerous
what a dumb meme, people say this about clipless also
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>>1262879
>> first date: bike ride
>> this girl rolls up
>> no helmet
>what do


Serious answer: do nothing. I don't profess to know a lot about women. But I know they can be even more vain about their looks than men. No woman who was trying to make a good impression would show up to a bike-date with no helmet unless it was a group shop ride where they literally would not let you roll.

also

>woman
>has a dumb type of bike like fixie or something with meme bars

I would still say nothing because even riding a shitty bike is to be commended and it's better than some woman who lays on the couch all day.

Also if you have a gf who rides it's a mixed blessing. Eventually you will waste 1000+ dollars buying her a bike then she will either lose interest or break up with you. (This was a meme back in the day about buying a mountain bike for your girlfriend.)
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>>1264361
mowtins bwykes go boop boop kekekeke me big aiw gump foo sewspen emtebee
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>>1264433
>Also if you have a gf who rides it's a mixed blessing. Eventually you will waste 1000+ dollars buying her a bike then she will either lose interest or break up with you. (This was a meme back in the day about buying a mountain bike for your girlfriend.)

my gf's ex left her with a $1,000 road bike that I took apart and sold, because I hated looking at it. Bought myself some cool stuff with it
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>>1264433
>Eventually you will waste 1000+ dollars buying her a bike then she will either lose interest or break up with you.
If you're so stupid that you're spending that much money on a gift for someone you're not in a committed relationship with or married to already then you get what you deserve when (s)he walks out on you and takes the expensive gifts with them.
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>>1264462
wat does ur wife ride lad ?
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>>1264465
My dick
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>>1264373
Should've specified: foot straps on flat pedals on a track bike. Everyone I know who tears it up on the velodrome uses foot straps with clipless.
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Premium Rush 2018 is finally out
https://youtu.be/o8QCjcYhR88
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This bitch doesnt even ride. All her shit is done on the sidewalk then she gets extra obnoxious and goes to CMWC to take selfies.
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>>1264487
oh how absolutely conceited
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>>1264487
Every time I see one of these NYC fixiefag videos I get jelly of how slow traffic is and how wide and smooth the lanes are, those guys have it easy AF
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>>1264487
cringe af
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>>1264493
>CMWC
i really dont get how they pretend to work minimum wage labor (bike courier) and travel the world racing for messenger bags. anyone have any input?
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>>1264525
Definitely agree. A lot of messengers are poor as shit and barely make rent. I have no clue how some can fly across the world and bring their bikes on a messenger salary.
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>>1264525
>>1264541
bike industry plants
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>>1264525
>>1264541
Presumably the best couriers earn the most.
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>>1264552
That's just what the bosses want you to believe
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>>1264554
I don't know. I'm just conjecturing.
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>>1263141
>hi Dylan
>tfw Dylan
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>>1262914
Where would you leave the bike genius?
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>>1264525
Ask yourself how Olympic velodrome racers make it work. Also consider that Austin Horse, just as an example has a UCI racing licence, and sponsorships.

>>1264552
The highest earning couriers are moving drugs.
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>>1264570
look at this guy who trusts cafe locks and doesn't poop with his bike hung on the coat rack hook in the bathroom stall.
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I tend not to criticize women's bike choices or whatever because bikes can be intimidating and difficult to choose a great one.

Women like buying 'cute' things and for most of 'em that includes bikes so they often pick style over substance.

The only exception are the women that look like beef jerky- those mid 40s women who hang with the guys on group rides or whatnot. Half of 'em have underwear with dick holes.
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>>1264580
>Ask yourself how Olympic velodrome racers make it work

In the USA at least for the non-revenue sports they recruit solid but well-off athletes who are willing to burn through a bit of daddy's money to get a medal. This is especially true with the Winter Games.
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>>1264487
Yikes/10
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>>1264466
based
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>tfw no bicycle touring gf
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>>1264615
Domestic elite girls make my peepee stand on end
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>>1264580
>>1264617
Olympics used to originally be for "amateurs" or rich people who do it for fun.
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>>1263024

This. Tattoos and smoking exist so you know who is trash without having to talk to them.
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>>1264184

Hepatitis core
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>>1264615
Whew shoot urself bro
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>>1264351
>mfw the whiteknight deflects the issue
>>1264280
yeah, that sounds about right. perhaps better phrased as 'because i find so little value in women as a social/sexual group i have an abundance of free time in which to pursue interests outside of my career'
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I think they all look like nice ladies.
But they are way to attractive for me so I’ll never aproche them
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>>1264801
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>>1264801
>because i find so little value in women as a social/sexual group i have an abundance of free time in which to pursue interests outside of my career
This is a truly amazing position to be in. It's even better when you get to listen to the complaining of all the whipped cucks/cuckettes at the office. And their desperate attempts to get you to join their miserable ranks.
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>>1264759
>automatically judging people on their appearance
What's it like being a 2D person, Anon?
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>>1264813
Pretty flat.
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>girl forget jacket.
>you give her your jacket (very manly).
apply same logic
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>>1264812
>incel detected.
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>>1265301
>Here: have some of my sweat for your hair (very manly)
lmao you fucking autist
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>>1265301
>they keep posting pics of models who likely never ride a bicycle for any reason ever
very realistic
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>>1263152
>>make sure dicc is tucced so boner isn't readily apparent
why? just flag your shit, betacuck
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>>1265308
That would require my celibacy to be involuntary :^)
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>>1262879

Enjoy the date.
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>>1265366
checked
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>>1264513
im crine in my shithole country metropolis y_y
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>>1262879
Continue waiting. That's not my date; I would not be dating someone that young.
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>>1265396
based. 28 is my cutoff.
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>>1265355
when was the last time flaunting a boner in public got you what you wanted?
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>>1265404
Let me guess you're a white boi.
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Drink some beers before I take her home. Helmets are for foreigners anyways.
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>>1263148
>tire logo not aligned with valve stem

But it is you fucking moron. Using the smaller logo is better.
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>>1265404
Monday night at the Taco Bell drivethrough.
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>>1265404
nigger, have you ever grinded at the club?
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>>1265882
Yes I have contracted hepatitis why do you ask
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>>1265772
>Monday night at the Taco Bell drivethrough.

this is /n/ everyone knows they won't serve you in the drivethrough if you don't have a car.
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>>1265928
I've found if you make eye contact with the worker in the window and gesture expansively to your flopped-over-the-front-of-your-pants erection, they will more often than not just give you your order so you go away.
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>>1265928
>he can't order from drive through on a bike
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>>1265928
you're just not suave enough, fredndo
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>>1266036
>>1266452
It's called a DRIVEthru, not a RIDEthru or PEDALthru.
>kiddies on their bikes
get mommy to drive you.
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>>1265928
I've always been served. When they question it i just say i can legally get a dui on my bicycle so i should be able to get some food and they agree.
I don't really see why I'd ever be going through a fast food drivethrough after hours unless i was drunk in which case I shouldn't be driving.
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>>1262981
where the fuck do you live that 800 lasts 10 weeks
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>>1266463
I sympathize but I hate faggots like you that argue corporate policy with minimum wage employees which could be fire for any little retarded deviation from policy
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>>1263056
>Look, I'm already trying to build socialism as fast as I can
helicopters are /n/ right
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>>1262879
Leave. I won't date anyone with tattoo.
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>>1263141
You are too old. You look 40.No thank you.
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>>1263137
tattoos are so fucking disgusting. that girl is ruined. she will become a total basket case and will never find a good man. only weak boys with mommy issues and total pieces of shit that will pump and dump her.
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>>1266806
Your world view is disgusting.
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>>1266814
tattoos are disgusting, grow up
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>>1266815
The saddest part is you don't even realise how immature you sound.
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>>1266816
>comes to 4chan for mature discussions
grow. the. fuck. up.
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>>1263844

>dubs confirms hi-test
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>>1262879
>girl
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>>1262904
B-but that makes it better, anon!
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>>1266806
>>1266815
Immature incel idiot child.
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>>1262975
yes. the median salary for people under 35 is the same as it was 40 years ago. counting for inflation, we are making four times less than our parents did.

the only people I know with fancy bikes have rich families. everyone else is riding wal mart shit. my mom makes 80k a year and my "nice bike" is worth $300
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>>1267378
sounds like mommy just won't buy you a nice bike. 300$ is a tiny portion of 80k.
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>>1264132
because their peepees small
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>>1264433
>Eventually you will waste 1000+ dollars buying her a bike
lmao
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>>1262909
>>1263844
>>1266822
Is puffy vagina code for mound of venus?
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>>1267797
>implying any of you incels will ever see an actual vag other than the internet
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>>1267801
Nobody implied that
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>>1267801
Answer the question.
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>>1267797
yes the mons pubis on girls who ride a lot is usually a bit puffy. on a pro it's probably like an old leathery ball glove
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>>1262994
>>1263178
Its time for me to cross de border, nos vemos.
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>>1264487
>first thing she does is ride the wrong way
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>>1267833
Your 'question' is retarded and pointless and has been disregarded, as have you. You may become An Hero now.
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>>1267884
The mons pubis doesn't fucking come in contact with the bicycle seat
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>>1264487
Kelsey Leigh is hnnnng but is also a vegan cyclist so I'm conflicted
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>>1269454
Leave the 'cels to their delusions
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>>1266818
what are some places for mature discussions?
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>>1269586
>doesn't murder innocents
>rides bikes
What's not to like?
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>>1272076

What's so innocent about a chicken? They murder bugs every day
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>>1266669
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com has some learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>>/sci/10221251
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>>1272081
There's a big difference letting your chickens fuck and having a coop or more, and industrial chickening which has them deformed to the point of immobility
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>>1272117
>cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.

Please stop with this meme. You're depressed because you don't eat right (hint: veganism only makes you feel good for a few years because you gave up fast food, Paleo is the mood cure)
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>>1262879
I'd probably fall in love then, when she becomes a vegetable after getting into a crash with no helmet, die of heartbreak.
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>>1264649
I'll be your gf anon-kun
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>>1262879
id do your mom
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>>1263162
It's called "girl" they come in multiple sizes and brands. So far they're usually carbon-based but some have an added silicon element where the drinks are kept. You can usually clip into them via one of several a docking clips that naturally clip in from your own external unit, one of them is considered best but it can cause the "girl" to get heavier for about nine months if you aren't using some kind of latex based sheath. The other two holes are okay for clipping into but be aware that they don't provide the bike with much incentive to go faster.
You can rent a girl for only a few hours at a time if you're interested in experimenting with different types before committing to a single version.
They can be safely stored in your basement for months at a time but you will need to soundproof it as a precaution.
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>>1274951
This is great stuff. Learning a lot here
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>>1274470
free sex doll that can never fight back, call the police, or divorce you, what's the problem?

when the body becomes too icky to fuck, divorce it and sabotage the next girl's brakes, rinse and repeat
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>>1262880
>make sure to wear condom
I wouldn't even bother
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>>1262909
>leathery
No they don't. Are you fucking 30+ year olds? Stupid beta orbiter.
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>>1263152
Did you get all your dating advice from disney movies?
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>>1275186
do you get yours from r/incel?
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>>1275285
what a comeback; someone is mad
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>>1275287
only you bby
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>>1275289
>i know you are but what am i
peak zoomer
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>>1275304
peak faggot.



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