DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN edition>>90061048FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Listen to Aesthetica
>>90068984>>90069023New single from Liturgy is BASED
Is Hendrik Mobus here? I want to mutilate his genitals with my mouth
Power Metal sucks
Listen to Dopethrone
I KNOW that HHH is in this thread right now.
Listen to Marduk
>>90069023this is maximum shit
>>90069085power metal rules faggot, kys
>>90069164what genre is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4XT23V6NQ
Guys will I be taken seriously in the death metal scene if my guitar isn't pointy?
>>90069201dunno. try to play in obituary or something
>>90069201A few notable musicians in DM use Gibsons
>>90069169So fucking funny that this band has been making better music than Electric Wizard since they came out
>>90069156>OMG DRAGONS, FAIRIES AND SWORDS
>>90069255i like electric wizard tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7at81jXDvu0
>>90069274>not liking knights and glorious battlesTrue basedboy detected
Listen to Havukruunu
>>90069323>implying the best knights can be found in power metal
WHO THE FUCK HAS LISTENED TO THE NEW INFANT ANNIHILATOR????? THOUGHTS?
>>90069182transcendental haptic void-core
>>90069372Most likely going to be my album of the year, only thing that might be able to rival it is the new Cattle Decap album, but we'll have to wait and see.
>>90069274>OMG GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN CROAKING! TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL AMIRITE GUYS? SODOMY IS TOTALLY KVLT AND NECRO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPkc02A3kcQEVERY FUCKING TIME
listen to nsbm
>>90069460anyone have the lyrics?
listen to good music
>Sasha... *burp* p-pass the perogies. *chews* Hail Odin
>>90069668perogies are good
>>90069460lol black metal is fucking gay
>>90069255Any retard can play downtempo crap like Doom/Sludge/Stoner. Even a comatose 89 years old hag could do it.>>90069344Powertards and Prognignogs belong to the same bag of shit.>>90069144More like Mierduk.
>>90069698you sound like you have 50 IQ
>>90069742he sure does
>>90069742That's the maximum IQ required to listen metal though.
Traditionalists are a cancer to black metal.
>>90069822cancer is cancer for cancer
>>90069832I have ball cancer.
MOTORBREATH IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
>>90069893motor is beathing. it's alive
me pooing on Militant Zone's proverbial head in shitkraine
This is great
No matter if you're right or leftwing, or center or whatever, this album will probably leave you questioning your political position and make you very uncomfortable.
>>90069893I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY OTHER WAY
>>90069337supreme taste, anon
>>90070009it's making me question my heterosexuality 0w0
>>90069698>hurr everything suxfuck off cringy edgelord, do your homework
>>90069419its pretty fucking good, but I'm also waiting on the new Disfiguring the Goddess which is supposed to drop soon.
Bands you used to hate for no reason but like now?For me it's gotta be Candlemass, Darkthrone and Lamb of God
>>90069452good one powerfag. run along now and listen to your JRPG soundtrack tier """metal"""
>>90070136I used to always brush off Alcest because I didn't care for blackgaze and Deafheaven and whatnot, but when I finally gave Ecailles de lune a chance I shit my pants
>crashed my car today, probably totaled itmetal for this feel
You like Pestilence? Their early work was a little too thash metal for my taste. But when Consvming Impvlse came out in '89, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a desperate, gruesome sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They have been compared to american band Obituary, but I think Pestilence has a far more similarities to bands such as Celtic Frost, Kreator and Slaughter.
>>90070295i like pestilence
>>90069372Am listening now, it's great so far
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LISTEN MARDUK, THEY ARE NAZIS
>>90070418friend went off on me because i told him he should check out burzum as an introductory to black metal, fucking faggot.
>>90070466>reccing atmoshitzum to anyonehe was right.
>>90070493might have not been the best pick but i couldnt think of anything more easily accessible than burzum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UzFgzS7psThis album is good, suck my dick
>>90070537suck my tiny unwashed uncut wiener
I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Kristian Vikernes Dies
>>90070647reality checkmore like get a break check lol
>>90070657more like how about i cave your fucking head in lol
Based irate Abbath poster.
>>90069668after listening to them this explains a lot actually
Reminder that Kaldrad is dead
how the fuck is no one talking about this
>>90070783link to album
>>90070295>But when Consvming Impvlse came out in '89, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.How would you know dweeb, you weren't even in your father's balls at the time
Anyone remember GGUW?Shit was wacky.
>>90070292Deep Purple - Highway Star
>whole album dedicated to baby killingbased and metal as fuck
>>90070876this is pretty good but finnish people still make me seethe
>>90071032>>90071043check out their demo from 2013 as well, much rawer if that's yr thing
>>90070876holy shit this is fuckin crazy
>>90071198Noted, thanks bro I really like this so far, havent heard a lot of black/thrash crossovers and as a huge bm fag this is fuckin necro
You're accused of the following chargesYou're a woman trapped inside of a manYour sexuality no one denies youBut your preference we can't understandYou are the loneliness of all peopleIt's time for you to realizeAids like the plague is from godFor he see's something wrong in his eyesAnally inflicted death sentenceA.I.D.SAnally inflicted death sentenceA.I.D.SAnally inflicted death sentenceA.I.D.SAnally inflicted death sentenceA.I.D.SThat's what you get for havingA penis up your assYou should have used a condomThat's what you get when youSwallow another man's loadA lubricated condomHow do you find love in another man's hairy assYou should have used a condomMillions of lost hamstersRunning rampant in your bowelsTake the Hershey highwayFudge packing manFudge packing manFudge packing manFudge packing manA manly manFudge packing manFudge packing manFudge packing man
>>90070045Finnish Death Metal is the only thing worth saving. This one is just like a second-rate Demilich, but actually good, unlike that Chthf'hhrtg'jjyej'gkst. The cover artist is the same guy who made the Nespithe art.
>>90071421Love that album
>>90071421The only good Finnish DM album is Funebre's Children of the Scorn
>>90071397Own that on vinyl. Shit rules. Even if it is more or less proto pizza. At least it has based riffs n lyrics.
waaah give me sex nowetc. etc.
>>90071712They're basically just SOD but worse, but even a shitty version of SOD rules.
>>90069148liturgy fucking kicks ass trust me
>>90071421finland is shit and finnish dm is also shit.t. "live" in finland.abomination 459 is a catchy tune though.
Best Cannibal Corpse album?
>>90071920Butchered at Birth
>>90071735Yeah that's my opinion. Gross Misconduct is actually a pretty good album.. if MOD continued that style they'd be a great band IMO.
>>90071920Tomb of the Mutilated
Anyone check out the new Hour of Penance song ?
Had a great haul today. Post your recent gets lads
>>90073031why are you replying to yourself?
Powerchads are the most oppressed group on /metal/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axzlcrVcFhE
>>90073117And people still think transphobia is not a thing anymore :(
SELL YOUR SOUL FOR GOOOOOLDDO AS YOU ARE TOOOOOOLDRUN WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIIIIILYOU CAN'T TAKE ME
>>90073263Power metal musicians are always the most fit and chad ones. Black metal fags are scrawny little retards.
what metal does the jocker listen to?
what is Pat O'Brien doing right now? Is he out of the nut hut?
Far Beyond Driven is Pantera's best album
>>90073574not saying much
Jesus this thread is a disaster.
>>90073620just the way I like it
hello /metal/ I like melodic death metal
>>90073748F A GAG
>>90073766cringe cringe cringe onions onions onions
the previous thread was so much more comfier, what the fuck have you faggots done?btw if you're older than 16 and listen to power metal, you gay
going to see Watain live in a few monthsWhat should I expect?
>>90073916Cum in your tummy
>>90069452Why is this one so much more fitting
>>90073811But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
Skinny Puppy would probably be the industrial metal band if they had been able to be more consistent. Their highs top almost anything out there, but you have to wade through shit like the other seven songs on Rabies to get to the good shit. We're lucky we got shit like VIVISect, Last Rights(made 100% better with the removed track btw) and Too Dark Park.
I just can’t take bands like watain, dark funeral, belphegor, marduk, etc. seriously. Like black metal with good production just sounds so devoid of character to me. Like, I’m not even a trve fag or whatever but
>>90074074hey, the statue of david is pretty kvlt and has a hot cock.
>>90074074>dumb opinion>shit normie memeschecks out
>>90069452>b-but what about black metal though?? let's change the topic! ugh I am obsessed about black metal! are you "brootal"?! haha! you are just compensating!!! unlike you, i don't conflate manhood with aggression or dominance!!! yeah I'm not a manchild! haha!>now songs about elves and hobbits, with high pitched vocals, this is what true alpha chads listen to! especially if there's a naked barbarian on the cover! *tips* >n-no this isn't larping!!!! I am alpha chad!!! this isn't childish!! n-n-no let's talk about black metal instead!!!!
>>90074155>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF BLACK METAL, ITS TRUE KVLT SATANIC METAL AND I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I PICK BERRIES! THAT D'N'D GARBAGE IS FOR TEENAGERS, SOPHISTICATED, NIHILISTIC, AND INTELLIGENT BLACK METALLERS LIKE ME PREFER LORD OF THE RINGS!!
imagine being so lonely that you reply to yourself and larp as both sides of the argument
>>90069372Twice through, plus a couple individual times on my fave tracks, in the last day. Bout to have a listening party with my bro that hasn't heard it yet.
>>90070295Slaughter is garbage compared to Pestilence
>unironically listening to bands with names like Necrophilia Corpsegrind and Toddler Bloodslaughtergrow up
>>90072962>link to IA's metallumI dont get it
Listen to Melodeath
>>90074254I walk this lonely street on the boulevard of broken dreams
I only have so little time to record now that I have a ...girlfriendhere is a pathetic black metal improvision from todayhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s1RX5ZfeSdFE
My favorite day of the year is only a month and a half away.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtPs1QrMI1I
>>90074828>has gf nowwhat are you still doing here go be free and have sex
>>90074230>THAT D'N'D GARBAGE IS FOR TEENAGERSit is.>AND INTELLIGENT BLACK METALLERS LIKE ME PREFER LORD OF THE RINGSliterally the opposite of what I said faggot, no one takes LotR half as seriously as fedora power like Blind Guardian. you have to be a compensating manchild to pretend this is "grown up".
>>90070783>>90070876thanks for the reminder. Their first album rips
>>90074681Listen to Megadeth.
I don't really like black metal.
>>90075047thanks for sharing
I love power metal.
I love Sodomy
>>90074969>have gf>"be free"kek
I'm sick of metal.
>>90069822*modernists are a cancer to black metalftfy
HOLY SHIT>>90072962>IA became metal enough to have a MA pagegood for them!
>>90074969I like to come and visit you guys some times while she is sleeping
Metal is for low IQ fetal alcohol tards. Especially death and thrash.
>>90072962>independent release of their 4th album on 9/11the madmen
>Metal is for low IQ fetal alcohol tards. Especially death and thrash.
>>90072962>the face of -core
>>90075213Yes that was the joke
>>90075195is that mgk
>>90073117the most redeemable thing about this is the tight galloping riffsbut the vocals are just too gay
Now THIS is what power metal looks like.
>>90073117>muh oppression>power """"chad""""
Its time to talk about the greatest metal album of all time and the anti-thesis to soimetal.
>>90075299Would honestly rather listen to this than cookie monster bullshit.
>>90075289Yeah Euronymous was a massive faggot everyone knows
>>90075299stop posting your gay magazines, boomer
>>90075299me on the right
>>90075326death n roll sucks
>>90075378Pretty pleb there friend.
Metal that's barely metal is the best.
I don't like metal.
>>90075262I wonder if this is some kind of a disorder that affects extreme metal listeners that makes them incapable of listening to regular vocals.
>>90075669Alcohol in the womb.
>Metal that's barely metal is the best.>I don't like metal.>I wonder if this is some kind of a disorder that affects extreme metal listeners that makes them incapable of listening to regular vocals.
>>90070976False and Twin Temple had the best songs on it
im going to anal vore the next person who says they don't like metal
>>90073221i can dig it
THIS is the face of power metal.
>>90075786>n-no power metal isn't childish larping, this guitar is CHAD ok
where were you when ghost dropped the defining track of 2019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyxrzUe_TDM
>>90075786I've found that if I lift my set of 10 lb weights for 20 minutes each day, my arms look like this guys after about what, 3 days? You too can be a superstar!
>>90070295Mallevs maleficarvm is good tho
THIS is the face of power metal
>>90071889Maanpetturi lähe vittuun jos ei suomalaine koulometalli kelpaa REEEEEEEEEEE
THIS. is the face of power metal.
>>90075966and his son
>>90074681No I won't listen to mcdonalds death metal
>>90075786*blocks your path*
>>90069156>My favourite band? Why Rhapsody of Fire of course
>>90075988Those are girls, right???
>>90075830where were you when ghost dropped the defining album of 1994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YHW0sx6db0
>>90074876HALLOWEENIS THE NIGHT
>>90070493Well its an easy introduction and he has less atmospheric songs too
>>90075854Better than Consuming Impulse, quite frankly.
Why does Cold Lake get such a bad rep from faggots? The only reason they muster up usually is that it's glam so it's de facto shit, even though it stills features all the things that made Celtic Frost so great, mainly the superb fucking riffs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9nLkO5KFJg
is gojimba trve kvlt?
>>90074992>Most well known BM band: Named after LotR>Most well known Power Metal Band: Named after a "Man of War"Really makes you think
>>90076016I... think so?
>>90076086Wow, I really like that album cover, logo is pretty cool too, time to see if the music holds up as well as everything else.
>>90076143Wow it was ok until the shitty ass vocals started.
>>90075988Man, old dir en grey sucked.
Am I the only one here who doesn't hate any metal subgenre? Can't we just get along?
>>90076180no fuck you
>>90075378There is some cool death n roll stuff like Xysma, Dead and Mucupurulent.
>>90076180Yes. You are weak. No, we must fight. See me after lunch, dnd playing pussy.
>>90076107nice cherrypicking and nice projection. if you mean Burzum, yeah surprise, Varg was an RPG fan and he still larps, no one denies this, but no one takes it very seriously either. there's also Darkthrone, Mayhem, Emperor, Bathory, and a million other bands, are they named after Tolkien too? and your "most well known PM band" is the Village People of metal. the majority of power metal IS about fantasy for nerds, and it's literally its main theme.so please fuck off with your "what about black metal" deflections.
>>90076226I'll roll a 20 on you.
>>90076016only the best
>>90076272She's kind of flat...
>>90076272Hizaki's a dude, though.
>>90070522mgla is probably more normie friendly desu
>>90076234Leave the hall.
>>90076298Mgla and Burzum are the two most normie friendly bm bands, so makes no difference.
What does he listen to?
>>90069085>hasn't even listened to emerald sword by rhapsody of fire
>>90076352transcendental black metal of courseyou can tell because of his big brains
I honestly find it troubling how, that when a metal band has a good message like communism, gay rights, anti-racism ect. like Iskra most metalheads act like it's cringey and doesn't belong in metal. Yet NSBM is so accepted in the metal scene, even if most people claim to not agree with the politics, it's somehow accepted as something we just have to put up with. ''who cares that's vargs racist? don't be an SJW, I just like the band that's why I have this shirt'' you'll hear the crypto nazis say over and over again.... and people will act like I'm the unreasonable one for telling them nazis have no place in the scene It's sad
>>90076382Luca Turilli > Rhapsodyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOcQBdlp0U0
>>90076302>oh no I have no arguments and got caught!>"l-l-leave the hall…"OTHER BANDS PLAY MANOWAR GAY
THIS This is the face of power metal
is it because it was evening-night for europeans then, and prime time for american zoomer shitposters now, that is the reason for current thread being so much shitter than the previous one(had actual discussion n shit)?
what are your favourite sabaton songs?
>>90076382First five Rhap albums are peak power metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_dX5HH8nzY
>>90076503We arent all like this I promise :(/metal/ always goes to shit during burger hours.
>>90076512Far From the Fame
>>90076512Attero Dominatus, Primo Victoria, Panzer Battalion, The Final Solution, Back in Control, Ghost Division and Panzerkampf were my favs when I still listened to them.
>>90076503This general has been awful for the longest of times, don't know what you expected.
>>90069255When it comes to Dopethrone and Obscura, I don't get why they named themselves after other people's albums when they both make solid music on their own and they're really not identical to the influences they wear on their sleeves. I'm sure there are more examples.
>is it because it was evening-night for europeans then, and prime time for american zoomer shitposters now, that is the reason for current thread being so much shitter than the previous one(had actual discussion n shit)?
>>90076540Obscura is fucking awful though, tech wank at its most mediocre.
>>90076543based wojackposter patrol, ready to shutdown soibois
>>90076512suckbaton is garbage
>>90076554I think they're a decent tech-death band but definitely consider Dopethrone to be better. Still, Obscura barely sounds like the album they named themselves after so I don't get why they'd do it.
>>90068984YOOOOOOOOO IT'S THAT DUDE FROM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>90076512DUDE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES IN SONG FORMWINGED WHITE DEATH HUSSARS ANYONE?
>>90076503>prime time for american shitposters nowit is 4 am est and 12 am pst on a thursday night. I am probably the only exception but most americans would be asleep right now. europoors are the ones shitting up the thread retard
>>90076721>most americans would be asleep right nowNot me!
how many fucking variations of this bald guy are there
>>90068984sup /metal/ just got back from a sunn o))) show. tripped on mushrooms. it was sick but now my ears are ringing so bad>>90070009this is so god damn funny. anyone remember that dsbm band called "im in a coffin"? they had a similar aesthetic lmao ray ban black metal>>90070287oh man is this real?>>90076416LOL>>90070565>>90070647based abbath poster
>>90076744That show was great! They sounded great at the show box.
>>90076771hell yeah! stoked for boris + uniform in a couple weeks too anon
punk is better than metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_v_Ovkgo3M
>>90076799Same! I'm going to that show, and then Amon Amarth later that week, and Un to wrap up the weekend.
This is the face of boomer metal
>>90076431Because NSBM fits the general misanthropic, nordic and maybe satanic nature of (Black) Metal. I mean even non NS bands like Immortal have albums called "Pure Holocaust"."Dude lets just all be friendly and get along" is not a message for most metal songs and forcing it into them is obnoxious.If one were to stylize the grim elements of communism for example that would fit better
>>90076816>UnNever heard of them! They seem cool i'm gonna listen ty for the rec anon. Highline is a cool venue. What others should I keep my eye on here in Seattle for metal shows? I moved here recently. Saw Sumac at Substation that was a really cool venue as well. Seems like El Corazon puts on good shows but I haven't been there yet.
>>90076512>DUDE WAR IS LIKE SOO COOL DUDE. MAN I AM A HISTORY BUFF DO YOU KNOW *THIS* BATTLE OF THE WESTERN WORLD. BECAUSE I DO THANKS TO SABATON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8It71KK4Z4I don't get the hype for this one, it's just generic BM. Same with that warmoon lord album, it's just another generic Finnish norsecore album.
>>90076827good albums there but charts are not punk/metal
>>90076817He looks like a cool guy.
>>90076540Electric wizard named themselves after two black sabbath songs. It's just paying tribute, and maybe a lack of creativity
>>90076512That one song where they sing about war
>new ghost song is kinotoday was a based day
>>90077207But Ghost haven't released any new songs since 1998.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830CRo05O2U
>>90076512Red Baron is stuck in my head p much 24/7
>>90077207>scooby doo Arctic Monkeys>kino
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISTRAPING BLAAAAAAAAAACK METAAAAL
>>90077607Sounds kind of Jewish.
>>90077619they hate jews too
>>90077677wtf is wrong with Portland? can any burger enlighten me?
>>90077807it's in america
>>90077807Modern leftism run amok
>>90075669>>90075676the singer sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons for a year. if you're going to use clean vocals in metal (where most of the time it doesn't fit the music, anyway) at least be good
>>90075299you may not like it, but this is what Peak Chad looks like
>>90070318isnt she like 15 years younger than him
>>90076288>>90076291oh fuck y e s
>>90074599They were accepted into the metal archives after 7 years thanks to their latest album.