UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ editionPrevious: >>90051560FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
LISTEN TO MARDUK
>>90061048DÖP DÖP DÖPDÖP DÖP DÖPDÖP DÖPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7SHkJS7ao
where to find metal gf
THEY'RE ALL PIGSTHEY DESERVE TO DIEWE FUCK LIFE AND WE FUCK GODARM YOUR HANDNO MORE WORDSNO MOREFOLLOW THE WARSLUUUUT
>CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
"GOD HATES FAGS AND SO DO IIT'S ALL-AMERICAN LIKE APPLE PIE"- George "Lord Holokaustor" Clarke
Only nu-metal is real>>90059869
>>90061130great album>>90061106metal bars are the go to place
HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA HARA HARA SHANKARA SIVA SIVA SHANKARA*singapore bongo noises*
>>90061106there are no metalhead girls, just girls who pretend they like what their bf likes
>>90061166life is peachy was so much better than Korn self titled
>>90061204Get out more.
>>90061204What about single girls hmmm?
Mgla is boring. None of their riffs are memorable. If I asked you in real life to pantomime or hum a Mgla riff, I guarantee you would hesitate for least 3-4 seconds before being able to recall one from memory. The only counter-argument your pea brains could come up with would be, "Why would I entertain some internet autist by humming a riff?" The other big talking point is saying, "Oh if you hate Mgla, then you must like these poser raw black metal bands." Your pathetic minds are so perplexed by someone disliking your sacred cow band that you have resulted to just throwing a random laundry list of bands that fetch high prices on discogs in order to make your tastes somehow seem more valid or legitimate. Also, the people they choose to work or associate with does not somehow make the music better. At least try to back up their music by talking about the actual music.
We seem to have a large number of girls in the thread. Girls, what do you like in a metal boyfriend?
>>90061282good meme but i can hum a few mgla riffsdont know why people lose their shit over this band all their stuff is pretty standard casus luciferi worship
>>90061282You are intellectually earthworm compared to the Mgła, it is for the eliet by the eliet, you will not understood the Mgła, in ideal world Hitler would still be alife and instead of killing kikes he would kill people who dont listen to the Mgłahailz Mgła 666
oh are we talking about boyth?
>>90061291what the fuck? get some help because you might have hearing problems
>>90061288I like them feminist, small dick and liberal
>>90061367Almost, but I'm not a fucking liberal
Recommend me some feminist metal
>>90061417communist is acceptable to
No matter if you're right- or leftwing, or center or whatever, this album will probably leave you questioning your political position and make you very uncomfortable.
>>90061461You might have better luck in China, Vietnam, North Korea, Venezuela etc, more comrades to choose from.
>>90061461Perfect, I'm going to head out and advertise my attractive qualities at the nearest metal bar.
>>90061488Lmao is that natbol
THREAD THEME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8
>>90061515I don't hear any UNTZ there.
what should i think about his album is it cringe or based?heard first two songs and while the second one had some good parts the first one was kinda boring and dragged on.
>>90061594>Hey 4chan, what should be opinion on a piece of art be?What do YOU think about this album Anon?
>>90061603it was a joke i just want to hear your opinions ya dongus
>>90061603I like it, it definitely drags on in some parts though. I like Pneuma and 7empest a lot.
reposting OC from previous bread
>>90061594Disappointing desu. Using the same riffs as in Jambi for a whole album? Vary your songs a little.
>>90061288We do? I only remember that Ausie one that was begging for someone to go to a concert with her since her friend couldn't make it.
>>90061624more of a speedcore/gabber untzer
>>90061594I heard one song off it and knew what the whole thing was gonna be, and suffice to say that it's not something I'd see myself enjoying.
>>90061594>what should I think?Never listen to Tool again
>>90061515Goddamn she's fine
Favorite metal girl?
>>90061954girl or "girl"?
I have listened to nothing but Edge of Sanity's Crimson I and II for the past 2 daysmeal for this feal
>>90062057I don't understand
"untz" posting is fucking disgusting and all "untz" posters should stop or end themselves
>>90062197>not BRUM BRUM They fucking blew it
>>90062203I don't understand your post either
>>90062339je comprends pas aussi
>>90062370Parle anglais ici connard
>>90062374how dare you put Cough among all this garbage
>>90062240well excuuuse me princesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBs-1qei6lc
>>90062374gayest chart I've seen herestoner AND commie, you should kys immediately
rip metal archives
>>90062339Are you retarded? My apologies
>>90062491I don't know it was down for like 5 minutes but it's back alreadyPlease proceed as usual
>>90062467How the fuck is Adult Swim and Sailor Moon zoomer-tier?
>>90062514Don't scare me like that, if metal archives was gone I wouldn't know what to think!
>>90062533they're not, they're faggot millennial with undercut tier
>>90062533Adult Swim went to shit after Sealab, that show was pretty much the blueprint for all other A.S.S. (adult swim shows lol) they put out after.
Israel has been proven to be heavily involved n 9/11 and yet Jews run banking, finance and media most of the world over.Metal for this soul-obliterating feel?
>>90062533>dude haha we put these 2 guys together and they're doing POST IRONIC humor>you see the joke is that it's not funny and just cringe! it's so postmodern and cool>we could write 10 seasons of this shit in one sitting dude we struck gold here these fags keep watching it lol
>>90062694Where the Slime Live
>>90062533Trannies and e-girls obsess over shit like sailor moon and urusei yatsura
>>90062467i was red before you were even born lol
Have you already done your yearly listen of this, anon?
>>90062752They belonged to boomers first, trannies can fuck the hell off
>>90062490he was talking about girls but posted a picture of a guy
>>90062804That makes it way sadder
>>90062804congrats, you must be really stupid to stay a commie past your 20s
>>90062819Jesus... the sampled drums.
Good albums that use electronic drums? (besides The Eye) No drum machines.
RUNFASTTO MADNESSFOREEEEEEEVER IRUNFASTTO MADNESSLEAVE HIM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>90062714>TFW you discover anti-ZOG blackmetal
>i was red before you were even born lol
FRET FOR YOU BOARD FREAT FOR YOU ANON FRET YOUR TRVE KVLT METAL FRET FOR YOUR SHITPOSTSAND FRET FOR YOUR CAR IT'S A BULLSHIT THREE RINGED CCIIIIIIIIRCUUUUUUUUUUUS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDESHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF....
>>90061048Thank you /metal/, very cool!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQUJZJlZWM
>>90062830Uuuh that's a girl anon, and she's in a very powerful feminist LOTR themed band. What have you done with your life HUH?!
fuck metal drumming dude this shit is so hardi've been at it for over two and a half years now and i can BARELY creep past 180bpmand even then my playing is really sloppyi need to practice better i think :<
>>90062447this cough album is shit btw
>>90063214just play in a funeral doom metal band lol
>>90062830fuck off back to readdit, transphobe
>>90063294*dies of boredom*so this is why it's called "funeral" doom
>>90063294NOhow am i supposed to play 280bpm pingpongpingpong ding ding ding blasts in a funeral doom thingi refuse it
>>90063248No Cough album is shit.
>>90063214practice morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2GlH5iuTMor go full kamikazehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YgU3c3wKhM
Thoughts on this?
more like this please
>>90063322that would actually sound pretty interesting
>>90062706None of these characters are "post-ironic".
>>90063450try this one
I can literally beat the shit out of you
>>90063549how so? they are all "so bad it's good" epic jokes for redditors
Give me stoner/sludge/drone charts and recs.
>>90063556Anon is funny right?
>>90063662No they're not, sorry.
>>90063799except they are, faggot redditor. go read some Vice and listen to futuresynth
This thread could use some Jap Metal
>>90063823Why are you posting selfies? This isn't really the place for that.
>>90063775here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8D6XCgWyxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0zc1haCBqEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLHe9l1cF08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dgUkIVDtl4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04_lL1dy7t4
>Why are you posting selfies? This isn't really the place for that.
>>90063897Thanks, Subrosa and Bongzilla I know. Checking out Jex Thoth right now. Reminds me of Blood Ceremony so far.
>>90063775stoner isnt a genre.It's just doom with references to weed.
>>90063938i think they are canadians too
>>90062910Left Hand Path
>>90063884Listen to Life Metal.
>>90063964Have done, good shit.
Do your parents like any /Metal/? My dad is a big Maiden, Helloween, Manowar, Queensryche, Rainbow kind of guy. The heaviest he gets is Mekong Delta.
>>90063945I'm looking at their info right now, and it looks like they did an album with Pagan Altar who is one of my favorite bands. I'm surprised I haven't heard them before.
>>90063943No, it's doom with a more psychedelic/bluesy sound.
>>90063441My dad bought this and Scenes From a Memory from a gas station when I was twelve. I liked Scenes From a Memory and snatched it from him but I found Falling Into Infinity kind of gay.Never have bothered to find out what the consensus it.
>>90063441I don't care for their vocals or clean guitars. Not specific to that album though.
>>90063991do you know belzebong or spaceslug?
>>90063982my dad likes some old-school shit (big four, Maiden, Priest, Sabbath, Dio) and some new-school shit (SOAD, Slipknot, Tool, Disturbed, Korn, whatever metalcore that GPM recommends him that isn't too poppy). Occasionally I hear Testament or Saxon from him, and he's implied he knows MF/KD but I don't know if he actually likes King's vocals. Showed him By Inheritance and he said it reminded him of Helloween.Mixed bag, that man.
>>90064122No, I'll check them out.
Gonna go read some Ray Bradbury, /Metal/ for this feel?
>You like Sepultura? Their early work was a little too primitive and archaic for my taste. But when Roots came out in '96, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
what does /metal/ think of ihsahn?his emperor stuff and some of the solo work is pretty kino, listen to this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cN91vPDLq0
Holy shit I adore the production on this album. Anyone else?
Listen to Destroyer 666.
>>90061288he has to have really strong growls and guitar chops
>>90064312Haven't heard it sorry
>>90064416You should listen to it. It's a classic. Punky oldschool USDM with some doom riffs thrown in. Steve DiGorgio on bass and Chris Reifert doing drums and fantastic vocals.
>>90064291i like his music
>>90064416>namefag>is an absolute touristchecks out
"Let the children come to meTheir mother loves me, so shall theyWoman, bleeding, ate my giftsMan was close behindJust like a snake I'm slitheringThrough my world divineAnd like the cat I'm stalkingI'll take your soul and you'll be like meIn emptinessIn emptiness."
>>90061594the only other tool album i liked was lateralus, and i absolutely loved this one
>>90064401hit me up
Posting wojaks and soiboi pics should be a bannable offense like it is on /a/. You people fucking suck.
>>90064607sorry, I'm taken by the kind of guy who prefers later Death to early.He also made me listen to Alarum - Eventuality... which is pretty cool despite being overproduced.
Are there any album trees like this, but for metal? I'd really like to see one.
>>90064711shoegaze is a way smaller genre than metal
>>90064731I'd take anything for any subgenre of metal
>>90064711hoped to see alcest on that; found itbased
>>90064711Those NASA Voyager recordings are great.
>>90064676gigachad is fine though
>>90064824>that hairlineOH NO NO NO GIGACHAD MORE LIKE GIGABALD LMAOOOO
>>90064824Yeah, those are funny. Not mean spirited shitposts for morons who can't into bantz or arguments.
>>90064842>t. low test
>>90064824Gigachad is overused by people who can't just post their dumbass opinions without a meme.
power metal > extreme cringe
>>90064842>he still has hairnegative levels of T
>>90063897This chick from Dark Castle has a good voice.
>>90063441Not *that* bad honestly, but still among DT's weakest efforts, along with The Astonishing. Got pressured by their label into making a more radio-friendly album, and unfortunately it shows.
>>90064312Glorious production. Absolutely delightfully filthy sounding album.
>>90062252>not BRVM BRVM
>>90063982My dad too. I meant its not bad but it is just basic /dadcore/
>>90065058she has a male name
>>90065098I'm learning the riffs to Impending Dread right now!https://clyp.it/e4fihuwx
>>90065228I don't think of Stevie as a very masculine name. Makes me think of Stevie Nicks.
>>90064291Great, Ihsahn is based
>>90063982Is there even dads who don't like heavy metal and rock n roll? My dad liked any kind of metal from black metal to power metal but I don't talk to him anymore because he's an asshole and blue pilled as fuck
My dad likes Metallica.
Have you paid tribute to our lord and saviour Greg Biehl for reminding you that you don't know shit about underground metal today?Memes aside holy fuck how did I miss Irkallian Oracle all this time
>>90065367Lots of Christians don't like metal. My dad thinks it's satanic and he's only like 42 now.
>>90065414He doesn't even like Black Sabbath?
>>90065391>Irkallian Oracleremarkably boring band
What are the deepest gutturals you enjoy that isn't pornogrind/goregrind or Antti Boman?
>>90065450No, he's into like The Eagles and Casting Crowns.
>>90061092MORTUUS ERA MARDUK
what do you think, can I find some pussy at a Mgla gig?
>>90065461Frank Mullen (Suffocation) and Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) are the first that come to mind.
>>90065478You can find plenty of pussies, not sure about women
>>90065452Fuck man, couldn't disagree more. Different strokes I guess>>90065461https://causticvomit.bandcamp.com/
>>90063982Mine likes shitty punk like Dropkick Murphys, Frank Turner, Tiger Army, Black Flag, Social Distortion. Bonus if they're Irish.But he's heard of Cannibal Corpse and Napalm Death.My mom, no. Anything heavier than Welcome to the Jungle and she's not interested.
>>90065367my dad only likes classical, anything with metal guitars/drums is too loud and aggressive for himi don't even want to know what he'd think about harsh vocals
>>90065493keke good one
>>90065478There will definitely be girls there. The real question is whether you'll get past the "find" stage or not
>>90065520what do you meanidk really how good looking they are and what is their mentality, not sure what to expecti'm too used to normal normies
>>90065555Someone already mentioned this wasn't the selfie posting thread. Take that shit somewhere else.
dont mind me just AOTD contender coming through
>>90065461probably the dude in Intestine Baalism
>>90065542>what do you meanYou'll definitely find girls there, the issue is whether you'll be able to fuck them or not. >idk really how good looking they are and what is their mentality, not sure what to expectRule of thumb: if there's an attractive girl at a metal concert, she's there with her boyfriend>i'm too used to normal normiesYou should be fine then
>>90065325>tfw no crusty doom gf
>>90065694>Rule of thumb: if there's an attractive girl at a metal concert, she's there with her boyfriendfuck i think you are right, now that i think about it it was always the case
someone post the /metal/ ideal gf
>>90065740No shit. Every single show I went to the only chicks that weren't always accompanied by a guy were troll-looking types. And even then half the time they had dudes with them.
>>90065752>tfw metal gf>she just likes Metallica, Megadeth and various 80s metal>I haven't been able to introduce her to anything new that she has enjoyed I'm beginning to think she just likes metal because she wants to fuck young Dave Mustaine
Any good lesser known tech dm albums?
>>90065752I had a depressed, mildly autistic metal gf whose favourites were opeth, katatonia, alcest and dark tranquillityWe exchanged music all the time, so now that we've broken up, half my library is infected with feels and memories, which kinda sucksI can only hope it's the same way for her
I don't understand. I live near fucking Dallas. There are metal shows at least once a week. How is it this hard to find a chick that likes metal and isn't already taken? God fuck.
>>90065735tfw she's banging Wrest
>>90065752>ideal /metal/ gfIf she listens to metal, she's not ideal. However, if she doesn't listen to metal at all, but still checks out the shit you send her just because she cares about you, then she's ideal.
>>90065927>caring about some chick's taste in artyou can expose any bitch you do get with to metal and she might like some of it, and then when you inevitably break up she'll do the same thing with her next fuckbuddy
>>90065978I heard Dasein, didn't think much of it. But it's not uncommon for me to get hooked to an album only after listening to if for a few times. I'll check this out when I finish blasting Inferi
>>90066021Every chick I've talked to only listens to top 40 shit and I can't work with that. I'm a picky fuck but I can't handle a chick thinking Ed Sheeran is some gifted songwriter.
>>90066021This. My bf somehow managed to get me into jazz fusion and proggy stuff when I used to mostly just listen to punk.
>>90066062I personally really enjoyed Daesin, the vocalist speaking french kind of throws me off though
Best Graveland material? Going to give these n*zis a chance
Thoughts on this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhMnlHOyG8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRAv3U8xdS0i've been missing out holy shit, the vocals are so good
>>90065597>clueless about metal
>>90066071at some point you're going to stop caring about the arrangement of noises a chick prefers to hear that minute
>>90065597>He doesnt know
Looking for DM with great lyrics like pic related
>>90066188sounds great(some blvck purist will say overproduced), but the song is really generic; there's about a million bands that do the same thing
Thoughts on this? First track is pretty good.
>>90066276I suppose you're right but for whatever reason a lot of very similar stuff just doesnt do it for me.
>>90066279i think its soi
Native American black metal is back in the menu, bros. Check this out if you want so tasty Melodic raw black.
>>90066062This EP is way better than Dasein.
>>90066313Term has lost all meaning now, so whatever.
>>90061204This is a dumb meme even though my ex was a cunt in the endGirls are people, and they are usually more interesting than the average man even. Seriously, just talk to people
>>90066350>tour de gardeoverrated trash don't even need to listen
>>90066387>Girls are people, and they are usually more interesting than the average man even. Seriously, just talk to people
>>90066295nothing wrong with that, it's entirely subjectivekinda reminded me of black crown initiate, check them out if you don't mind occasional cleans https://youtu.be/0BjNpW-6aZY
>>90066387have less sex
>>90066387Haven't left the house in 3 months. Uni starting in a 2 weeks. Can /metal/ offer some tips on how to socialize and meet a cutie gf?
>>90066393Fuck off with this obvious jewish behaviour, poser
Am I wasting my time trying to "get" Satyricon?Not only is their later stuff widely accepted to be pure shit, even the first few supposedly good albums are ridiculous. The songs aren't even songs, they're just random snippets played one after the other. 20 seconds of blast beats, 20 seconds of folk music, 20 seconds of rock'n'roll, 20 seconds of menacing legato, 20 seconds of atmospheric keyboard. And Satyr's voice is really getting on my nerves. Only the rhythm section is cool which makes me wonder why Frost insists on playing for the shittiest bands.
>>90066456Thats a really cool album cover, Ill check it out.
>>90066503>Can /metal/ offer some tips on how to socialize and meet a cutie gf?FUCK OFF
>>90066519what? dont tell me you also like meme bands from perverse homage and shit like that? kys instagram tranny
I meant like the "ideal gf" meme but ok>>90065830based boomer>>90065909sorry about that, anon. at least her taste wasn't too good.>>90065980explain why?
new Crypt Sermon, dudes
>>90066350>Native American black metal Didn't realize that was a thing, thanks I'll check it out
To quote Hell's headbangers: to deny Carelian Satanist Madness is to deny black metal >>90066542You don't understand black metal at all. Fuck off and learn some respect you fucking piece of shit
>>90066564>based boomerfunny enough she turned 30 this year and I'm slightly younger so I call her boomer often
>>90066456Wow I dont know why I never checked these guys out, this is really cool.
Sanguine Relic upholds the true spirit of black metal with it's raw and occult black metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8It71KK4Z4
>>90066279saw them once in the cave of a tiny bar, those guys are legit
>>90066587First Nations of Canada to be precise. Gaqtaqaiaq is an amazing release by them.
>>90064291Shit. Emperor was also shit.
>>90066587>>90066908check out Ifernach too
>>90067027That’s literally a new release from Infernach kek
No matter how much eXtReME mETaL I listen to I always come back to these albums. I'm looking for recs
So who made the better comeback album?
>>90067090I.. I knew that..
>>90064291very hit or miss but Eremita was great
>>90067305It was forgettable
>>90067327say that about FI first
>>90064291waste of talent really, hasn't made a good album since 1997
>>90061166Obsolete is pretty good to be honest. Demanufacture and Soul of a New Machine are better though.
Vallendusk is the best atmospheric black metal band, prove me wrong.
>>90062694Ash Borer, if you really wanna get suicidal.
>>90067215the german accent is a bit too stronk on the vocalist there, makes it sound more 90s-cheesy than it is
>>90063982Lol nah my dad listens to fucking Eric clapton.
>>90065852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQeyctwfqUARather prog than tech, think Atheist, Cynic, Gorguts, '90s Pestilence. Features some famous musicians.
>>90067407>best atmospheric black metalnot a big achievement
>>90067407sounds very comfy indeed anonalso>indonesian black metal
>>90067375>since 1997what's wrong with Prometheus? tell me this is badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt6TDAys040
>>90067018fuck off varg
>>90066587Pic related was dope.
listen to nsbm
>>90068020I honestly find it troubling how, that when a metal band has a good message like communism, gay rights, anti-racism ect. like Iskra most metalheads act like it's cringey and doesn't belong in metal. Yet NSBM is so accepted in the metal scene, even if most people claim to not agree with the politics, it's somehow accepted as something we just have to put up with. ''who cares that's vargs racist? don't be an SJW, I just like the band that's why I have this shirt'' you'll hear the crypto nazis say over and over again.... and people will act like I'm the unreasonable one for telling him nazis have no place in the scene It's sad
>/pol/itics in my music
>>90065555check'd and based>>90065597cring nd blupill
>>90065555Is this nigga still alive? For some reason I always thought he was one more failure in life from killing himself he just gave me that vibe always
>I honestly find it troubling how, that when a metal band has a good message like communism, gay rights, anti-racism ect. like Iskra most metalheads act like it's cringey and doesn't belong in metal. >Yet NSBM is so accepted in the metal scene, even if most people claim to not agree with the politics, it's somehow accepted as something we just have to put up with. ''who cares that's vargs racist? don't be an SJW, I just like the band that's why I have this shirt'' you'll hear the crypto nazis say over and over again.... and people will act like I'm the unreasonable one for telling him nazis have no place in the scene >It's sad
>>90068288*one more failure in life away from
>>90068288isn't he the new dragonforce bassist?
>>90068297how much pure testosterone do you think this genetically superior chad lad consumes per day?
>>90064291Biggest chad in black metal>>90067791Kys atmocuck
>>90068211>good message like communism
>>90068342>pichow does anyone take him seriously lol
>>90068406i dunno but i wanna circumcise him with my mouth
>>90068456kiss your dad on the neck instead
Why are symphonic metal vocalists always women?
>>90068691Arcturus, Rhaposody and Therion had male vocalists
>>90068211>Good message>Like CommunismI hope this is bait.
>>90068776i'm sure it's not
>>90068776bait???? on 4CHANNEL.GOV.ZIMBABWE??????????
>>90068691symphonic metal sucks ass so if you want to get popular you better have chick like simone simons as a front'man'
>>90068853It isn't supposed to suck. It sucks when a band of passionless wagie musicians and some opera singer bimbo get together and chug out 4 chords, lay down some four on the floor drums, throw on some MIDI tracks, and put it out on Metal Blade. It doesn't suck when a group of dedicated and talented power metal musicians get together and intricately compose something that weaves together metal and classic instruments.
>>90068973>muh classical elementsmiss me with that gay shitriffs or GTFO
>>90068973>four on the floorbased
>>90063982my dad is a southern boomer, he mostly listens to 70's and 80's country, some soul and blues (despite calling it "nigger music"), and early 70's blues rock. my mom loves elvis and 80's country.