suffer the little children editionold: >>88336674faq: pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Post your favorite album from each of the following genres:BlackDeathThrashDoomTradGrind
>>88343203PentagramRed in the SkyHell AwaitsTales of CreationDon't Break the OathO Agios Pethane
>ghost bathwhat other bands JUSTed themselves out of existence after releasing a terrible album that literally no one enjoyed?
Scourge of the Enthroned is the best Krisiun album to date, honestly.
9th for surf rock is honorary metal
>>88343374That was only last year, Anon. They'll redeem themselves; you'll see.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?Turkey buried under hipster sludge edition
>>88343978The main riff on this track is just mesmerizing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhNxdUn9pwQ
>>88343978these riffs tho
>>88343203Really fucking good taste anon, could swap any of mine for yours and be happy. Disembowelment's LP is very close to best doom for me>>88343393Good taste>>88343901Based and G R Ö Ö V E-pilled>>88343925Solid, especially Killers
>>88343618I second this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZ6C001P78
>>88344074Fucking forgot my goddamn pic like a retard
Haven't heard this in 2 years and forgot just how fucking good it is. Probably Wrest's best one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqMZ9QwlKGs
>>88344041What happened? It smells like poseur in here.
>>88344116>that MF albumSick riffs.
>>88344119It's my favourite full length album of his but his best overall I'd say is The Blind Wound EP (it's the same tracks as his side of the Sapthuran split).
>he hasn't beheld the fevers
>>88344129What do you mean?
>>88344268>he cannot even find the ruins
>>88343988i prefer this version. both are great though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aLEQD2HShk
>>88344129go back to bed Witchy
>Weakling - Dead as Dreams
opinions on this?
>>88344383Why is your taste so shit anon
>>88344492>he hasn't even listened to the album and / or is just being contrarian to accumulate (You)'s
>>88344383It depends on if they're from the Cascadia or the Rockies. If they live in fucking Los Angeles or Texas then it can't be kvlt.
Why is SIgh such a great band? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvyfGP-nJBY
Why does this sound like Deicide?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Se8zavks
>>88344452But I'm really well rested.
I mean shit I’m not even a burguer but USA has made dozens of albums more interesting that the shit tier metal that has been produced in the Nordic countries this past ten or fifteen years
>>88344662>why does an early 90s florida DM band sound like another early 90s florida DM band
>>88344677Been to any shows recently?
>>88344561A. It was a meme retardB: GBK and other USBM blow them hard out the water, i m o
>>88344677Okay so legit question, I used to namefag here around 2008 or so, haven't been around since. Have you been posting here constantly or what
>>88344662It sounds more like Morbid Angel than it does like Deicide.
>>88344709Took my gf's dad to see Earth a couple weeks ago in Portland. He really seemed to enjoy it.Seeing Judas Priest next weekend. Should be fun.Just got my tickets for Immolation and Blood Incantation in Oct. Fetid in Sep. and Velnias in July.
>>88344731>Have you been posting here constantly or whatNo. I pop in every once in a while just to see whats up.
>>88344807Any other geeks like Gears or GGG still post here?
>>88344777>Just got my tickets for Immolation and Blood Incantation in Oct. Fetid in Sep. and Velnias in July.Fuck you American cunts, why don't I get shit like that in my shitty country? I think last year Demillich was touring with Blood Incantation and the one prior it was Mayhem with Inquisition, but I only got a chance to see Mayhem and I fucked up by missing it due to circumstances at the time. Ah, makes me really pissed that the only way to see good shit is by traveling hundreds of kms to foreign countries.
>>88344817I highly doubt it. But who knows...
>>88344777Gonna see em in oct too, are you in Toronto?
wow this rocks
>>88344777Fuckin A, I'm seeing Judas Priest and Uriah Heep on the 28th.>>88344820What country you from anon?>>88344817I've been here for a few years and never seen those names.
>>88344820It's Europe that has the best old school tours, asia gets all the best brutal slam tours tho
>>88344885Gears of the Apparatus, and Golden Garden Gnome
>>88344885Croatia and we usually get stuff like WITTR and Batushka as of late, even though back in the day shit like Melechesh, Malevolent Creation, Carcass, Bolt Thrower etc. were coming to play here. Looks like I'll have to start saving for foreign festivals.
what should I hear next if I like Thurizas and Death Fortress
>>88343978the smithsin a sadboy mood and there's no good sadboys metal
>>88344923Yeah, haven't seen them in the last few years.>>88344964That's atrocious. I spend an hour or two driving to and from most of the concerts I go to. I'm sure if you keep an eye on Italy, you'll catch some bigger names.
>>88345049>inb4 Katatonia poster
AHTHE SATANAH THE LUCIFER
>>88344964I have to travel at least 800km to one of the worst places in the world if i'm gonna catch a good show with some bigger names.
>>88345030Behemoth, Thulcandra, Der Weg Einer Freiheit
>>88345192Where you from?
>>88345191>not realising the Japs were allied with the National Socialist German Workers' PartyYou should have used a selfie, Jude.
>>88345276>every asian is a jap
>>88345242Land of the midnight sun (well one of them).
looking for recs
>>88344433You might be interested to know that John Gossard is now lead guitarist for Consummation. They just released their debut album last week.https://profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-great-solar-hunterThe true Weakling spiritual successor however is is other BM project, Dispirit. Only demos from that one so far.
A THOUSAND COLORS INVADEALL DIFFERENTALL DARKA BLACK SUNIS NOW RISINGREALITY UNFOOOOOOLLLDSSS
>>88345311Check the pastebin.
>>88345306That's pretty fuckin kvlt tho.
>>88345311Someone link this guy the Motorhead with BM vocals chart.
>>88345294Have an ice-cream while you wait your turn, Jude.
>>88345427Winter is more kvlt i guess due to the lack of sun and freezing temperatures.
>>88345387Based TRITSIO poster
gimme menacing metal that sounds like Satan being born
>>88343354Liturgy. Not because the Ark Work was bad but because the masses aren't ready.
>>88345353You were right; I was very interested to know that. Thanks for the heads up
>>88346212look up topsters 2
>>88343354That album was GhostBath ripping themselves off. Hilarious. >>88346480Nah that album was straight up shit
>>88346394i'll give you something even better than thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-XEXvGzii0
>>88346545too threatening to the satus quo, scored by p4k and other hack publications
>>88346566Still a shit album tho
How many of you are straight edge? Yes it originated in punk and some of you are cringing at that, but that doesn't mean it's a bad idea. Because consuming drugs turns you into a degenerate.
>>88343354I like that albumI mean it's not good and has the usual Ghost Bath problem of only a few tracks actually being worth a listen, but it was aite
>>88346659I have transcended physical drug use. I harness the cold, dark light of dying stars and inject it directly into my aura.I also drink a shitload of gin.
>>88346659I'm not "straight edge" I just don't do drugs because I'm not a fucking lowlife retard
>>88346659>booze makes me a degenerate>it also numbs the feelsworth it, fuck you
every fucking ghost bath has some anime opening theme guitar riff that kicks in at like two or three minutes in
>>88346685Well fair enough, I made it seem like you have to call yourself straight edge if you don't consume drugs. But really I was just wondering how many of you abstain from such degeneracies
>>88346659i huff jenkum to lymphatic phlegm songs
>>88346695>worth itThat's your Stockholm talking.>>88346753Nothing wrong with weed and similar stuff, as long as you don't let it ruin your life. That being said, I tried weed a few times and didn't like it, but that's as far as I went. I just stick to beer.
This really says alot about our society.. rock on metal brothers \,,/
>>88346659I am but that's mostly because I'm a loser with no friends and no incentive to drink or smoke
Is the "medieval folk metal" genre tag on rym new?
Why does this EP have that Scion logo on the cover? Isn’t that like a goblino car manufacturer? Also is the quality of the discography of this band as good as this EP?
>>88346756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhy4I1NT2fo>when the EP sounds better than their album that one guy keeps shilling
Post cool album covers
>>88343203My favorites are changing constantly, so these are the current ones
MUSKET BLASTVERSUS WOODEN SHIELD
>>88346790>Nothing wrong with weed and similar stuff, as long as you don't let it ruin your lifedope makes you retarded>>88346695>>88346682alcohol also makes you retarded
>>88346888It doesn't if you're not abusing it.
>>88346810>skulls can't tell if you're man/woman or white/blacklol forensic anthropologists are seething right now
>>88344820America gets some nice death metal tours, but european tours get all the cool terratur possessions black metal bands.
>>88346901Maybe not long term, but it does when you're under the effect
>>88346901>it only makes me temporarily retarded so it's okay
>>88344029maggot stomp signs the most generic ass bands
>>88346857i fucking adore this coverthe monster is simple and yet fucking terrifying
>>88346888t. retard>>88346931>>88346935t. weed virgins
>>88346815glad i'm not the only one
>>88346659>doesn't mean it's a bad ideadoesn't mean it's a good idea
>>88346935>>88346931>>88346888>alcohol makes you retarded>I'm too afraid of my own mind to trust myself not to do retarded shit under the affects of a low-grade depressant. Good grief, Anon
>>88346935I don't even smoke though, but I know people that do and it doesn't make you retarded. Neither did it make me retarded while I tried it out a few times, so stop with all the bullshit. It's fine to dislike weed and shit, but not everyone that takes it is a fucking moron.
>>88346940>maggot stomp signs the most generic ass bands
>>88346978>>88346977>willingly take substances that affect your brain>I'm not stupid, you're just a pussy
>>88343203>>88343301good shit>>88343393based rottrevore anon, whats the grind record?>>88344116rad
>>88346977It makes you retarded because it numbs your mind and senses, not to mention being literal toxin
>>88347014>willingly take substances that affect your brainStop listening to music
>>88347040music isn't literal poison
>>88347014You don't know what you're talking about and are one of the retards that just spam degenerate at everyone. Grow up.
>>88347040You will not get cirrhosis from listening to music
>>88346810this is why commies and egalitarian faggots will always be lame
>>88346659Isn't it extremely gay to force yourself into this category? If you don't do drugs and shit, then why can't you just be a guy who doesn't do drugs? Why do you have to be straight edge and be a faggot?Also, I'm pretty sure a lot of people on this website would tell you they are, but simply because they never got a chance to experience it. It's kinda like those virgins who never leave their house yet they still demand a 10/10 virgin to magically fall in love with them. Or how being a hollier-than-thou Christian became the "new" and "hip" contrarian attitude after 2016. But I'm sure a lot of these people are just memeing...Anyway, I'm not really straight edge, hell I'm drinking right now. But I never let it go too far, so I think I'm fine. The only time I got "fucked up", was after a single drink, because it was fucking roofied. I was at a club with a female friend, so I guess they missed the 50/50.
If you’re predisposed to mental health problems like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, etc. weed definitely can fuck you up, if you consume it before the age where your brain is still not fully developed (the majority of people’s brains stop developing by the age of twenty four) weed can fuck your brain, too. Hell im a lefty but fuck druggies that paint weed as some sort of harmless drug.
>>88347051>>88347063stop shitting on toilets, stop sitting in chairs, stop eating milk products, stop using computers, stop breathing
>>88347055>>88347062>a goo goo gaga>alcohol good weed good>clarity of mind bad>control of senses bad
>>88347097>I will now proceed to distort other people's comments so that they may work to my advantageget laid
>>88347073Yeah you are right. I only mentioned straight edge because that's the first time I've seen abstinence from drugs, but wouldn't call myself that as it's associated with punk culture
>>88347079Smoking weed =/= being a druggie. I'm not one of them Joe Rogan type a guys, but smoking weed once or twice a month won't fuck you up and sure as hell won't cause schizophrenia and shit. LSD and other similar substances are way worse when it comes to that and that should be avoided at all costs since one bad trip is all it takes to make you go to coo coo land.
>>88347097using computers clutter your senses and mind. Stop using them
Hell Awaits or Reign in Blood?
>>88347154Reign in Blood
>>88347149if you have schizo weed will definitely unlock that for you
>>88347154HA and it ain't even close.
>>88347083You'll be happy to hear that the only thing I eat is beef and dairy products, and I don't plan to stop anytime soon.
>>88347169Then don't smoke it, but what if you don't have it?
What's some black metal that sounds like Aorlhac, Lycanthropus and Ferriterium?
Sometimes I think about how different metal would be if Spectrum of Death came out half a decade earlier.
>>88343978stuff /mu/ tourists don't know
>>88343203FilosofemSymbolicRide the LightningEpicus Doomicus MetallicusParanoidScum
>>88347312stuff /mu/ tourists don't know
>>88347321>all of black to choose from>Filosofem
>>88347349Burzum is extremely boring at best and extremely grating at worst.
>>88347372>>88347349t. low IQ individual
>>88347111>drone music is doom metalI fuckign hate this retarded meme
>>88347341not worth knowing
>>88347349Lol yeah I don’t get that type of people but that Varg’s meme magic for you
Filosofem is the greatest black metal album of all-time, even RYM says so
>>88347397nice bait image
>>88347392>>88347397>2 riffs per song repeated a trillion times>see the above>muh race>made the album sound as crap as possible just for the sake of being kvlt>surrounded by yes-men>muh race>attracts sheep>muh meditation spell music and muh raceyup, it fits the description perfectly
>>88347461Filosofem is black metal for neo-nazi fuckwits.
>>88347312That album is amazing tho
>>88347461RYM says Peace Sells is the best speed metal album of all time
>>88347477It's a masterpiece, you need to have an open mind to appreciate it for what it is
>>88347506I'm not buyin.
>>88347466sorry dawn rayd isn't higher, anon
>>88347397why are so many numale albums on the right
>speed metal>dark metal>stoner metalWhat are some other sub-genres that don't actually mean anything?
not the guy that said filosofem but you retards really love beating the dead horse eh?
>>88347513>mfw too low iq to understand simple music Damn
What's your top 5 BM, /meal/? I threw in an honorable mention this time.
>>88347536What do you mean by "numale albums"? I'm going to assume you mean albums made by members of the "nu-male" subculture, but I'm going to ask for clarification.
>>88347536there are unironically more atmoshit albums on the left
itt post great dirty stoner albums
>>88343203I don't listen to death metaltrad is too broad a genre and i can't pick fav's
>>88347506That's because it is
>>88347513only literal genre tourists think this>>88347536I don't see any>>88347540>speed metal isn't a real genreListen to early Helloween, Blind Guardian and Running Wild and try telling me that is anything but speed metal.
>>88347392nah i like Filo, but the "Best" of any genre even atmoshit? nah fuck off
>>88347555It's more about atmosphere not riffs, hence the term atmospheric black metal
Should I go see Power Trip in concert?
>>88347611Name a better atmo-black album
>>88347620The fuck you asking people here for? If you wanna see 'em, then go do it. If not, don't. It's simple as that.
>>88347559Impossible to pick five but I’m just gonna name a few. Excercises into futility, ulver’s second album, emperor’s second album, transilvanian hunger, scar sighted
>>88347559>ImmortalHigh fucking IQ>Migwuhkinda low IQ, anon>Nokturnal MortumMiddle of the road>Kaevumlow IQ, would be higher if band wasn't so chickenshit pussy and esoteric with their obvious nazi message>Totale Vernichtungslightly above average IQ>Deathspell Omegahigh IQ shitOVERALL ANALYSIS:>beep boop beeop boop boop beep boop...HIGH IQ.
Filosofem has a very special place in my heart as it was the first black metal album I heard
>>88347619Atmosphere is created through riffs, else it's just garbage.
Im tired of my long hair, do I cut it? It just looks and feels so good while playing guitar, but doing literally anything else sucks ass.
>>88347673But there are riffs
>>88347397>deathsöy obeta>paysöy d'hiver>söymmoning>NSBM all mindlessly thrown on the leftYou can tell angry discord trannies made this chart.
>>88347701found the r/thedonald tourist
Varg is the greatest man alive fuck all you kikes
>>88347701Ad hominem is not a valid form of argument. A chart being constructed by transgender people on Discord does not mean that the chart is wrong.
>>88347638Not him but pic related.>>88347660Why EIF? WHTN and the EP combo are twice as good.>>88347664Thanks for the analysis. My IQ is pretty decent.
>>88347597>HelloweenPower metal>Blind GuardianPower metal>Running WildHeavy metalBetter examples would be Agent Steel's Skeptic Apocalypse, Iron Angel's Hellish Crossfire or Exciter's Long Live the Loud.
>>88347701>NSBM all mindlessly thrown on the leftThere are literally two (2) NSBM bands on this chart.Also M8l8th and Der Soiymer are both fucking shit unless you like metalcore and autistic Greeks LARPing as Germans.
I hate you all and would have great pleasure in disnembering everyone if you
>>88347494i know. most of Bayley's solo albums are great imo
>>88347638Bergtatt, Paysage d'Hiver, Minas Morgul, De svarta riterna, Hvis lyset tar oss, Min tid skal komme, Forests of WitcheryAnd that's coming from a turbo-tourist when it comes to atmoshit... Filosofem is boring crap>>88347701NSBM is low IQ because it's anti-individualist and ideology-driven>>88347746Battalions of Fear is definitely not power metal, it's pure speed metal, same with Walls of Jericho
>>88347744>Why EIF? WHTN and the EP combo are twice as goodLol no eif has better song writing, riffs, better lyrics and better vocals.
>>88347638literally any fucking Darkspace album
>>88347744Excellent album, but Filosofem is just too special to me
>The one time people aren't gossiping about Varg's dick size the "discussion" is literally "filosofem good" or "no filosofem bad"
>>88347692In Filosofem? There are, but I'm talking about atmoshit in general, you know, the bands that are more or less Burzum copycats but never once captured what made Varg's earlier work a genre staple. Bands like Darkspace are a great example of atmo black done right.
>>88346885RUNNERS IN THE SIGHTSSPRAY THE FIELDSSTORM THE MANGROVE
>>88346659Hell no, I love to drink. I see some fine wine and I'm all over it. There's a pub, I'm heading straight to that shit. Not because i'm depressed but because it's fun. Also, you all should try to do a psychedelic once.
>>88347779Forests of Witchery better than FilosofemHow about you kill yourself
>NSBM is low IQ because it's anti-individualist and ideology-driven>Ad hominem is not a valid form of argument. A chart being constructed by transgender people on Discord does not mean that the chart is wrong.what the fuck is wrong with these threads nowsee you trannies never, consider suicide sometime
>>88347786>it was the first BM I heard so it's good
>>88347824>consider suicideDecent post-rock but not metal, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmCNhfIUjyk
>>88347817do you just hate music with actual structure, riffs and dynamics?
>>88343618what are Ghoul then? double metal?
>>88347795Varg isn't even smart enough to come up with his own riffs. A lot of them are ripped from FWBM bands like Venom, Bathory, Sodom, and Bulldozer.
>>88347824>falling for weak bait this fucking hardm8 you were the low IQ all along
>>88347824You're kidding yourself if you think that MUSIC and not a political message is the main focus for 99% or of NS black metal bands, though.
>tfw been on an Apия trip lately>tfw finding out they are playing in your town soon
>>88347855Quorthon copied Venom a lot as well on his first two albums, that's how music works.
>Why yes, I do fall for a chart that's obviously not meant to be taken seriously, how could you tell?
>>88347834Black metal doesn't have structure
>>88347824>everyone who disagrees with me is a boogeyman>literally can't think in anything other than us vs them ideologypure low IQ retardation, I bet you hate Emperor because they're too successful as well
>>88347786Yeah nostalgia is probably the only thing making you think that that album is the best that atmoshit has to offer
>>88346659Abstaining did not originate in punk, they just gave it a new name. Think of all the great writers, philosophers and statesmen who were drunks... you think they were degenerates too I suppose.
>>88347877>things retards who don't know what music is would say
Inb4>I was trolling! Thanks for the (you)s
>>88347883Peter The Great essentially was the drinking buddy ever to exist.
>>88347559Immortal - The Sound of WinterDissection - Storm of the Light's BaneSigh - Scorn DefeatNokturnal Mortum - Goat HornsEnslaved - Vikingligr veldi(Honorable mention) Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
>>88347900Tourist that thinks he's not a tourist.
>>88347900Ildjarn doesn't get mentioned enough these days.
>>88347879To be fair, most people dislike Emperor because of their hideously sugary production.
>>88347900why? this is literally all at least decent to high IQ, especially Nehemah and Mutiilation (Remains being their best, might I add).Keep it up, scholar.
Fuck every single one of you. Burzum is the greatest black metal band of all-time, no other band comes close. I get goosebumps every time Dunkelheit starts
>guitar solo starts>literally sounds like a chainsaw cutting through wood
>>88347959they're just pissed because Ihsahn wrote music that is literally impossible to play
>>88347992now THIS is bait
>>88347959>sugary productionWhat does that actually mean? I don't think having keyboards makes it sugary and on anthems especially the mix and layering are pretty fucking great, it just sounds like a wall of sound
Fuck off varg incel faggots. Follow your leader and blow your brains out after jerking off to your nsbm garbage.
>>88347779Okay, Blind Guardian case is argueable but Helloween is 100% power metal, they even said themselves so.Here is piece of a interview in a Walls of Jericho CD booklet that i have:"You were a little frustrated by the tag of speed metal anyway"(Michael Weikath) "Yeah. Were the people who said that deaf? That's like saying Jesus was a woman. Real speed metal bands Agent Steel and Savage Grace were good and they were fast, but they lacked melody. We were very career-orientated and knew mixing us up with those bands would work against us."
>>88348020>What does that actually mean?Are you underage, or just genuinely challenged?
Filosofem legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to the bathroom. Your average black metal album doesn’t scare me at all.
Oh I love trolling /meal/
>>88347780I respectfully disagree. EIF just felt like they tried to recreate WHTN. I would probably rank it as their worst release with Crushing the Holy Trinity. The lyrics on EIF are kind of goofy too but I don't care for lyrics. Vocals are personal preference. But I'd argue the EP combo is their best release. It has their best riffs, production and every track on it is unmissable.>>88347900kvlt dvde
I'm pretty sure this dude is just baiting your asses, but keep at it.
>>88348045What? I was just curious what you meant, I don't think having synth strings make it "sugary"
>>88347994Haven't listened to it in a long time, loved listening it on max volume because it genuinely felt like someone was raping my ears. Sick album.
The thing is I'm trolling but at the same time I legitimately think Filosofem is the greatest bm album
the greatest black metal album is whatever dimmu borgir is making right now
Ulver's debut > all other low IQ bm albums
Please help me
>>88348149SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE MECome on...
>>88348134If this is not bait, I don't know what is...
>>88348149listen to Blizzard Beasts
Is this kvlt?
You're all posting your bait and shitposting right now, but when we get to 290 replies, you'll all magically disappear.
>>88348194Don't worry man, I'll do the rest.
>>88348173It is mediocre>>88348194No I'll just continue in the next thread
>>88348220it's okay, it's hard to achieve such a high black metal IQ.many don't make it
2019... we are forgotten...
>>88348216Based>>88348220Exactly, you all think your posts are so great that you need to save them for the next thread. And because of that, it's made half an hour later.
MASTURBATETO KILL MYSELF
>>88348304you fucked up
>>88348304OH NO NO NO
im thinking im back boys
>>88348332Lurk moar tourist. All the time the threads die right before reaching the bump limit
slowly but surely
>>88348366Your post made no sense
just a couple of posts more
over and out
>>88348468Best Pantera song
lol what happened to a bunch of the posts