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>How do I start learning guitar/bass?
https://www.justinguitar.com/
http://www.studybass.com/
>Guitar chords and inversions
http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
>String tension calculator (D'Addario):
http://stringtensionpro.com/
>Music theory:
http://musictheory.net/lessons
>Guitar Maintenance and other information:
http://www.frudua.com/guitar_craftpedia_en.html
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU3GYv5qEzuPePqXOJBgXw
>Why is my guitar buzzing?
http://frets.com/FretsPages/Luthier/Technique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzzlist.html
>Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
https://mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhB!5nEaeUD8xxQYO8ipUoViqw

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why does the lead guitarist look like some Chinese president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgf_btTFlc
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>>85848732
New anime thread to kick off the evening, to be motivated to practice... What a feeling.
Thanks OP
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i want to buy a shitty inexpensive practice amp to use as a texture on my recordings
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>>85848826
You've already got an Alien.
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>>85848922
it costed 2k brl in 2013
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>>85848928
>2k brl
So $20?
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i'll write a note to remember to noodle the "here comes your man" between songs on our next reharsal to see if the band follows and we jam on it
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>>85848928
what was the name of your highschool?
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>the "here comes your man" riff
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>>85849039
school for prodigious kids
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>>85849074
you need to study your characters, I'm getting tired of your shit. It was the Villa-lobos Highschool, from the brazilian composer. Which is ironic, if you think about it, because he is the greatest composer on Brazil's history.
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What type of guitar do I want for mac demarco tier music but also metal?
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>>85849122
lmao thats not even half near me
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>>85849122
>he went to a school called "Hobo's Villa"
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>>85848980
Gigantic would be a good song to jam to
https://youtu.be/YhDuN-MbVQ0
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How do I git gud at writing power ballads? I love to listen to them but my god, I can't write them to save my life.
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Surfer Rosa was peak Pixies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3r-xMt9JmM
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>>85849367
There are enough power ballads. Write something else.
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>>85849432
How about some shower ballads?
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>>85849122
fuck off, creepo

>>85849367
idk just listen to that music, learn to play it and youll eventually find yourself noodling some original ballads
i dont listen to much music anymore since i got this job in may
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> singer-songwriter/basic fingerpicking stuff is no longer fun to play and sing
> stuff that would be much more enjoyable and rewarding takes too much effort to learn

I should've spent time grinding the basics way back when I first started
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>>85849219
>>85849450
what is sammy's username on cifraclub?
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>>85849447
Flower ballads

>>85849432
For the record I don't mean shit like November Rain or Every Rose Has Its Thorn. I just don't even have the foundation for it.
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>>85849475
what the hell do you want
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>>85849447
How bout some proper toilet music for playing when you're on the shitter
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>>85849494
prepare you for when i'm gone
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rate bass tone
https://instaud.io/3iac
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>>85849490
Dour ballads?
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>>85849516
rated
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>>85849473
Learn some advanced fingerpicking friendo, it's fun as fuck and very rewarding
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>>85849511
still not getting it bro
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>>85849561
you'll do, eventually
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>>85849406
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>>85849570
you'll do me harm?
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>>85849587
no.
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I know that this question is highly subjective and depends on the individual, but just how good of a player do you think you could be within 2 years from nothing? Is it a total hours thing?
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>>85849651
>Is it a total hours thing?
yes
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>>85849651
>is it a total hours thing?
No. 1000 hours of dicking around is vastly different from 1000 hours of intense and dedicated practice.
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>>85849696
alright, are there any resources regarding progression/structure where I can spend 1000 hours without making them useless?
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>>85849347
>1977
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>>85849736
in my personal experience, a one size fits all resource of things you should know flat out doesn't work.
You need to spend time thinking about what you want to be able to do, and then start drilling the shit out of it. You're not going to have the dedication you need to excel unless you work on things that genuinely interest you.
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>>85849651
>Is it a total hours thing?
No. The variables involved are:
- Total hours of practice;
- Quality of practice;
- Your talent.
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>>85849651
Total hours is a thing but it depends on how you use those hours. 1000 of noodling you'll get no where, a 1000 of practicing you'll be getting places but still 1000s more to go. Also helps if you're younger or have a more autistic brain that can learn patterns well
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I love the sound of bass but I just like the freedom of guitar I still can’t pick one wtf
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>>85850049
this guy gets it
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>>85850120
Baritone.
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>>85850120
you know you can play both, right?
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>>85849557
Where 2 start?
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>>85849406
Mio give me a Bone Machine if you know what I mean
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>>85850154
Oops forgot to mention I can barely play piano decently and have no experience with any strings. I know I can play both but I feel like learning both at the same time could only be a bad thing?

>>85850147
I want to be in demand.
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how to lower the action of a les paul without getting it to sound quacky out of the buzz
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>>85850218
Sorry, you can't fix a warped neck.
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>>85850218
Need a $6K custom shop, minimum. Samuel! Start saving up
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>>85850176
My personal progression was Scruggs style > Travis picking > funk rhythm patterns without a pick > Spanish guitar techniques
Chet Atkins style is also really good, I personally just skipped it
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>>85850233
>>85850218
KEK
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>>85850218
You bend strings too much to lower your action. Keep it high.
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>>85850204
if you prefer the sound of the bass, that's what you should play. You'll also definitely be in greater demand if you're a bassist
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>>85850359
The action on Sammy's shitplanks is like half a centimetre.
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Tomorrow
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>>85850388
I just won’t be able to do all of the cool parts of songs like a guitar which is a little disappointing I guess because to me, bass solos sound infinitely worse than guitars but I prefer every other sound.
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Dialed in that Pixies bass tone, time to learn some of their goddamn music
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name a better guitar than a maple board tele w/ neck humbucker (you can't)
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>>85850447
Cliff Burton disagrees
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>>85850447
like I said before, you can play both. the only real difference between guitar and bass is the scale length and the thickness of the strings
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>>85850447
why solo when you can lay down some sick basslines
https://youtu.be/6NVk7nStSu4
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>>85850493
I can respect the skill and it’s my untrained ear but anesthesia sounds like shit
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>>85850474
nope, I can't.
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>>85850187
I would break Mio's body, not because I have something against her but I have broken my face from using my Gigantic fucking boner on myself and am nosebleeding like the River Euphrates if you catch my drift.
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>>85850474
my PRS
it’s all about the tonewood and bindings
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>>85850474
literally any resonator
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>>85850690
how about you bind this dick to your mouth
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>>85850474
Ebony fretboard emg 85 (neck if its not obvious)
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>>85850359
it's not for me, it's the singer's guitar, he lend it at my house for a setup until bands next reharsal
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I got a bass as a gift a while ago and learned a few cool riffs and then forgot about it. Now I wanna get into it again. How do I teach myself efficiently without sucking all the fun out of it?
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Hey Jcum. You could totally take the title from this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqc_ktntWEs
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Whats is a good guitar around 1k (i can give or take up and down) for playing music inspired by at the drive in, coheed and cambria, sikth, and type o negative,
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>>85850949
>tfw won't get home in time to masturbate to this before the mods delete it
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>>85850949
>itty bitty titty
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>>85850949
Nikki?
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>>85850966
it would be much cheaper to get a rickety stool and some rope
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>>85850949
>he could have bought himself a Gibson for Christmas
>he bought a Dean and a Realdoll instead
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>>85850966
Dean guitar
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>>85850949
Nice
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>>85850966
Definitely not anything by Dean, a bad company that makes bad guitars for bad guitarists.
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>>85850949
pls more
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If you learn guitar can I join a band and live off this?
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>>85851102
Nice Brazilian engineering!
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>>85851047
900fag IS a realdoll. He plays like one, too.
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>>85851125
Nope
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>>85850949
Wait where did you get the girl and how did you get her to pose naked with your guitar and how did you get her to write >arthoe
on her boob
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im finally learning to sing high fuck yeah

i just sang kiss' shock me
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>>85851295
>hormone therapy
she's becoming sammy's dream
Love in /gg/
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>>85851157
I look more like this
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>>85851295
Check the archive
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>>85850690
pics
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>>85851295
It's a chick that posted it a few days back. He saved it.
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>>85851475
I did. Is it not a girl?
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>>85851505
no, finally jcum is traveling to brazil, but Sammy wants titties. Check the archive. It is a well documented plan.
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>>85851458
did you get a gf JCMfag?
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>>85851053
>>85851070
stop with the Dean meme. i need a real suggestion
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>>85851505
Yeah but his guitar is in the picture.
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>>85850966
charvel and schecter.
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>>85851562
t.person who still thinks it's 1985
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>>85851572
he wants to play t o negative
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>>85851529
What's the point of making shit up?
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>>85851547
It's not his. His has a white headstock
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>>85851586
look the archive, is there. If it's there, it's a fact.
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jcum saved the xvideos page of sammy dreaming of sammys monkey milk on her new titties.
>Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
>Love is in the air, every sight and every
sound
Everything makes sense now.
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>>85851581
Those guitars are hair metal/shred guitars, not 90's gothic metal guitars.
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>>85851650
paint them black
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>>85851612
I was there when it happened
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>>85851596
Oh yah forgot. I was getting depressed for a moment.
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>>85850683
Heh
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roman was the trap leader, jcum the follower, but plot twist, sammy fucks them all. I was not expecting this /gaygay/. Well played.
Are you girls going to start a band?
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>>85851533
I have a wife
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>>85852095
cool man i'm happy for you i hope she likes your guitar playing
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>>85852095
i have a name for your band: jcum and the pussytraps
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>>85851547
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>>85851966
Roman is the deceiver. Do not believe his lies.
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>>85852152
sammy still fucks her
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Relative newfag here, I've been playing guitar for 3 years. I can read/learn tabs but I have no idea how to write music/compose or how to make a song sound "good". What video/tutorial should I start with if I want to learn this?
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>>85852227
yes
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>>85852109
How do you think i got laid on the first date?
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>>85851547
Thats a custom 450 mine is a custom 550
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>>85852227
There's no one definitive way to write a good song (unless you write pop music :3)
go watch a bunch of different videos by different people and you'll start getting an idea of how the process works
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i need to get a better job so i can afford a room full of guitars and amps and recording gear
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>>85852508
I thought you were going to say
>i need to get a better job so i can afford a room for jcummie
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I need to get a better general so I don't have to read blog posts all day
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>>85852549
Nice blog! I'll be sure to share it on Twitter and upboat over on /r/Guitar as well!
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>>85852508
Get into construction. (I know he wont make it but it will be funny).
Or sell drugs and / or your body to the night.
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>>85852549
in all honesty every other guitar forum is better than this place
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>>85852573
Construction is literally nigger work. Long hours, destroys your body. Usually a bunch of lazy unionfags. You can do way less work and make more money than that shit
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>>85852580
probably, but I'm too autistic to go anywhere where I can't just shitpost and banter all day
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>>85852643
but you have your k-pop threads
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>>85852580
because you single handily ruined /gg/
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>>85852718
me? no you must have me confused with someone else
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>>85852715
I don't like kpop
I don't like pop at all, as a matter of fact
I don't even like /mu/, honestly. it's a shit board by any measure
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>>85852764
yes
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>>85852779
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>>85852794
i dont know what this is about. this is the first time i visit this general.
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>>85852764
>>85852794
>>85852853
>ajajaj
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>>85848732
So this is obviously a really simple loop of two chords and a bass line but still, feedback? Going to add vocals once I get it sorted out.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vgGdAlmcTX
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>>85852853
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>>85852880
jej
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>>85852928
loving the pu configuration
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A virgin walks into a Guitar Center and purchases a Fender Jazzmaster
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>>85853042
rekt
how will virgins ever recover
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>>85853042
>matching headstock
You're so sexy for posting that image. I'm illiterate so I don't know what you said but I really like the image
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>>85853042
>>85853090
it's funny because it's true
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HOW ABOUT J-KAT AND THE PUSSYTRAPS

Also


EL BAR SEENSON
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>>85853090
By getting fucked by other boys in the butt.
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>>85853151
how bout
Big Gay and the Big Gayettes
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>>85853185
>>85853151
it needs more cum, just like your mom
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>>85853185
I bet it still took you 5 mins too come up with that
Lmfao
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>>85853196
J-Kat and the Mummy's cummies.
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>>85853198
but
our posts are only two minutes apart
that's not how time is supposed to work
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>>85853216
better
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>>85853236
>what are time zones.
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>>85853236
time is a decadent capitalist luxury
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>>85853264
you just went full retard
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I’m selling all my guitars and buying 5 of the new Epiphone SG specials. Fuck the Les Paul, fuck the Gibson SG, fuck the Tele. Epiphone SG special VE with upgraded pickups and tuners is the guitar of Chads.
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>>85853356
You are a making mistake
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>>85853386
Says the virgin with his PRS custom 22
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how do i get creative enough to make a whole damn song
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>>85853829
kill yourself my man
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>>85853829
By paying me to write it for you.
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>>85853733
i like kramer but how terrible. those inlays are horrific. and those guitars are chinese. same epiphone factory. sad!
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>>85853042
>>85853135
is there anything genuinely wrong with offsets besides the hipster connotations?
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>>85854064
Nah, Jaguars are Chad guitars. Jazzmasters are good guitars but you just *know* that the fucker who goes to the guitar store and ignores every other option to pick out a Jazzmaster is a simpering virgin
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>>85853874
lmao you cant write to save your life
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/gg/, how many chords do you know?
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LMAO WHat did they do to larry's model he walks like a retard
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>>85854064
They were chosen as the official lgbt guitar of choice. Being seen as hipster is the last thing to worry about. The bridge design is legitimately trash btw.
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Lmfao
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>>85854324
you have to be autistic to not know how to properly setup a jazzmaster/jaguar bridge
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>>85854134
Thats what you think
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>>85854377
I know how to. The people buying them now, do not. I don't need to remind you about the hordes of people complaining to Fender that the controls are too complicated. So they taped them off, and now Fender even makes models entirely without the switches.
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>>85854343
>still doesnt know what time zones are.
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>>85854433
>make niche guitar
>gets popularized by homos and faggots alike
>eventually falls into hands of people not interested by the niche but by the faggotry
>complain guitar is too niche and not homo enough
>make stripped down versions in pastel colors
>niche retards ree
And you are here.
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>>85854433
ah that's a good point, that was unnecessarily rude of me. personally I think the bridge rocking back and forth with the vibrato is infinitely better than having the strings scraping against a tune-o-matic. not sure if I just got lucky, but my jag stays in tune far better than my strat
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Stop talking about fender. Buy Gibson.
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>>85854527
Lmfao sure thing blind lemon pledge. Because you have to be as dumb as furniture polish to not see this
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>>85854546
Peering around a corner and seeing Ghost Rider at night?
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>>85854546
This is a really confusing insult and that renders it useless
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If I play every day will my brain eventually get addicted in the same way it is to porn, sugar, and soŷ?
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>>85854698
>>85854756
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>>85850399
Congrats. My Highway One Jazz bass comes in tomorrow.
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>>85854064
No. Hipsters just used them for so long that they got popular and now tryhards hate on them. Jags are cool if you want something super bright and jangly. Jazzmasters sound like someone mad a strat fatter and 'clank'-ier.
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>>85854064
Nah I see the same bullshit spouted about Telecasters some of the time. Best thing to do is pick a guitar that looks good and sounds good to you and stop putting so much stock into the opinions of a general where MAYBE 1 in 5 can actually play guitar or bass.
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>>85854734
T. Brainlet
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>image size limit was set in 2004
Then you get a snapchat cancerfile because the compression is pretty clean looking. Not even gonna re name it.

How do you like my new amp /gg/
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>>85855002
Nice i was looking at those too bedore the latest marshalls came out. Hows it sound?
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>mocking people for being virgins on 4chan
Fucking newfags get out
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1M23iyzWDmd
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>>85855072
T. Incel peasant.
Real guitar players get laid. Maybe if you werent a skillet you would fuck thots too
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>>85854998
No, i mean you went all over the place with it. It’s a blind lemon joke, which, okay, fine, but then you said he’s dumb rather than blind. And then the whole “dumb as furniture polish” thing was just stupid and unfunny.
Do better next time
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>>85855190
You just described why the joke went over your head. I dont have time to go in depths of the subtleties of comedy but youre dumb.
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>>85855224
It’s still not as funny as saying “you’re gay and you piss and shit all over the place”
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>>85855253
Thats not funny just vulgar and of low intelligence and immature.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rx8IsnJiYe
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>>85855341
Most people are fucking idiots, dude. Whats the point of a joke that most people aren’t going to get. Smarter jokes are objectively less funny than dumb jokes because of this reason
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>>85855391
Say that to norm macdonald or Mitch hedburg
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>>85855437
Oh come on. Mitch Hedberg’s jokes were so fucking retarded that they just looped back around to being genius.
As for Norm MacDonald, there’s a hilarious clip of him where he just says “9/11” and then cracks up. Just because some of his jokes were clever doesn’t mean he was above lowbrow humour.
Making a complicated pun doesn’t make your joke funny.
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>>85855437
The fact that you think they make "smart" jokes says a lot.
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>>85854440
LMFAOOOOO what do timezones have to do with your buyer’s remorse you fuggin headcase?
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>>85855496
Yes they are comedic geniuses i agree. I believe my joke was of the meta variety. The whole joke is i didnt call you blind. Fuck happy?
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>>85855224
>don’t have time
You’ve been in this general for hours, stupid
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>>85855527
The fact you think they dont says more.
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>>85855530
Stop falling for shit b8
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>come to /gg/ for guitar discussion
>it's just an autistic argument between a retarded tripfag and a retarded non-tripfag
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>>85855549
Dumbass see
>>85855536
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>>85855590
If it helps, you’re retarded for coming to /gg/ to talk about guitars
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>>85855561
Yeah, that I'm smarter than them. Jesus man, did you really think that through?
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Should i post a pic of r's drug addict mom?
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>>85855712
Might as well
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>>85855712
Post a pic of your non existent dad jcum
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>>85855712
whats the point?
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I’m going to the bar. It’s taco Monday ;^)
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>>85855954
dirty drunk
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>>85856216
I bet I’m cleaner than you are
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>>85855954
>the bar serves tacos
Lmfao, kids.
Go to a real bar fuckhead where the drinks are strong and the women are loose. A dive bar as one may say. Guarantee youll find musicians there
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>>85856408
I hate musicians, I rarely tell faggots like you I play guitar when I’m out. And it is a dive bar.
I’m still waiting on your pussy ass to post the link to that jam track so I can show you how real guitar players improv.
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>>85856368
Not if you drink
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>>85856502
Doesn’t matter, I’m cleaner than you are.
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>>85856533
I thought you were going to the bar. So you're a lying, dirty drunk.
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>>85856482
What are you gonna upload ripped audio from the bar? No fucking dive bar sells food. You dont know a divebar. Ill show you one. The fucking bartender smokes meth in the back and she gives me free whiskey and cokes everytime i let her smoke some of my weed.
>i hate musicians, i rarely tell faggots like you i play guitar when im out
Lmfao did a 6 string chad make you look stupid?
>plot twist:
Hes only at the bar to make sure his drug addict mom doesnt run away with 2 niggers again lmfao
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LMFAO YOU AINT GOTTA LIE TO KICK IT LIL HOMIE
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why would someone posting on an anonymous internet board stake their imaginary internet ego so heavily upon their preference in divebars?

lmfao dude, go to your divebar then and scrape the bottle of the barrel for methed out whores and pretend that someone makes you better than anyone else ever. Like wow, this nobody is going to a shittier bar then me, they don't even have basic amenities, how envious I have become lmfao

I go to bars where nobody is smoking meth because their parents didn't ignore them and taught them self-respect. I have a bottle of whisky next to a bottle of whiskey on my shelf because I don't have to barter like some bum for shit I can just have because I provide for myself.

how is this even something someone can have going on in their shit lives and think "oh man, when I brag about this on 4chan, these guys are gonna be so mad lmfao" Well, lmfao indeed
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>>85856630
It’s required by my state to sell food in bars you stupid fuck. I fucking hate Californians.
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LMFAO IS THIS WHY YOU LIKE HIM? TO GIVE YOU HOPE THAT YOURE NOT A RETARD AND YOU WILL MAKE IT SOMEDAY LMFAO

"Born in 1970 and raised in California, Frusciante dropped out of high school"
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>>85856742
who are you trying convince? me or you? you sound like a creep in denial about a lot of miserable things happening in your life
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>>85856726
>state has stupid laws because its poor
>blame california
Lmfao you stupid retarded flyover. You're going to a shitty restaraunt nothing more. Ive been to shitty bars and high end bars and none serve food lmfao. Stupid hick.
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>>85856630
You’ve never played in a band jcum.
You lied about having a girlfriend.
You’re too scared to post links because you’ve been embarrassed every time you try to “duel” someone
You have no dad
You cry roman every time you have no comeback
You live like Samuel
All your pictures look like they stink
Your second hand Marshall sounds like shit
You think $20 bulbs are rare
You’re nothing but a choir boy compared to me.
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Hey guys, guess what, I went to a bar and it didn't even have alcohol, and everyone inside was fucking dead. Yeah, I bet you guys have bars with "service" and "electricity" well fuck yo posers, my life is absolute shit and u so mad

u all just wanna get stabbed in my bar like i do, lmfao
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>>85856768
What miserable things? Whats your headcanon say this time?
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>>85856782
>famous Mexican intellect
I live on the west coast in a major city stupid fuck, wrong again. I wasn’t blaming your state for anything I just hate how fucking dumb you faggots are.
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why wouldn't a bar have food? people will stay longer and drink more, Jon Taffer's bars have food

do these fools think they know better than Jon Taffer?
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>>85856786
K
>>85856789
T. Muslim
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>>85856804
you go to bars where you have to trade weed for whisky and coke to a methed out cunt

headcanons like the facts about yourself you bragged about itt loser
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>>85856822
Lmao you basically bought a relic’d amp because you’ve never actually played a show in your life
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>>85856808
>REEEE WHY DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT MY INSIGNIGICANT STATE AND ITS RETARDED LAWS
kek
>>85856810
Food trucks exist and are strategically placed near bars.
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Even more terrible news about the new Kramers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwLZL9ms1xE

skip to 31 minutes in, the rep confirms these asian shitplanks are going to retail for over a grand or just a bit under. Even more alarming, the headstocks actually snapped on their way over from the factory.
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>>85856853
>too poor to travel
Most single income families can’t travel lmao
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>>85856829
Lol i will. Someone got murdered in their a few years back. Dont be scared of fun stupid.
>>85856850
Relic'd means its not old but made to seem it. M8ne is actually older than you and i got it for a steal. I would have to be as dumb as you to have had passed it up.
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>>85856861
Only 80's metal fans care, and that's the worst music ever made, so nothing of value was lost.
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>>85856885
>in their
nice spelling faggot
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>>85856911
Remember when I said you would call me roman when you didn’t have a comeback? I win you dumb faggot
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>>85856853
so the demand is there, and the service is there, but instead of having it at a location where it can be ordered simultaneously, you have to walk to a strategic location?

here's a better strategy: have it in the fucking bar

this doesn't even make sense, what's the fucking strategy in "leave our bar and go get food, and we'll hope you come back and buy more booze" what a dumb thing for an adult human to think and follow through with as a business plan

>>85856885
>Dont be scared of fun

don't stake your life on fun, stupid

you mentally deprived idiot. You could die, and then no more fun ever again. No individual instance of fun is worth that risk.

You don't have any thought processes, you spout platitudes like you have life all figured out, but none of this nonsense holds up.
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>>85856896
In their barstool*
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>>85856932
I really don’t care about your lies you dumb faggot lmao
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How do I get good enough to play shit like Willie the Pimp /gg/?
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>>85856920
Huh? When did i ever say that?
>>85856926
I dont want to go to a restaraunt i want to go to a place that solely.focuses on alcohol and pleasing alcoholics. How do you not get that? If youre with women or faggots then you make a food stop.later.
Ok be scared of everything and have fun like that. I have more figured out than you want me to.
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>>85856956
But we should care about yours? What did you order at your moms hous... Err i mean the bar. kek.
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Post the trent pasta
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>>85856962
>I have more figured out than you want me to.

I want you to figure out how to tie a noose, so apparently not.

Also, you conveniently swapped perspectives from how it benefited the business to how it benefits you personally in your own irrelevant life because you had no point to make and you were called out. You are as transparent as Caitlyn Jenner, but I'm sure you'll figure out what that means B^)
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>>85856962
You’ve called me roman twice now you dumb faggot>>85856971
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>>85857011
wtf does that mean? he called you roman?
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>>85856993
Fun fact. I met caitlyn jenner.
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>he got mad because I can buy beer and tacos
Imagine if he saw my guitars
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>>85857011
Exactly where did i call you by any name?
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>>85857072
Fun Fact: Most household items can be fashioned into a noose.
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>>85857090
Where exactly is you dad?
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>>85857085
I bet you had to trade a ton of weed to a meth head for those guitars
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>>85857090
When did you last talk to your father?
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>>85857090
Do you use metal music as an aggressive outlet for the way you feel about your absent father?
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>>85857090
How would your father feel if you saw behaving like this?
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>>85857090
Why doesn't your father love you or respect you?
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Lmfao got em
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>>85857090
What did you do to make your father abandon you?
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>>85856961
You could learn the main riff in the first day of playing guitar.
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>>85857204
When will he come back into your life?
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Sweet sweet symphony. And with this victory im out. Check em.
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>>85857204
Why is your father happier without you?
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>>85857244
Why do you use drugs to evade the reality of your abandonment?
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GUITAR IS TURNING YOU GAY
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At what point should I just give up playing music? I can't seem to write anything interesting. Nothing I write makes me proud.
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>>85857622
... and that's a good thing!
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>tfw you have a Gibson and a dad
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>>85857747
keep writing and keep reflecting on it. also look at other music you really like and figure out what makes it good
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>>85858972
I like music that builds tension and climaxes with anxiety or bliss. That probably doesn't make any sense. Generally, the only stuff I can write involves open chords and barre/power chords. I can't write many interesting leads and all my simple chord songs just sound boring. Like, some of my favorite songs are drone songs, but I can't even do that right.
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I’m having alot of fun learning 30+ parts from Radiohead songs
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Which is an easier transition?
Guitar -> Bass or Bass -> Guitar?
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>>85860048
I'd say guitar to bass is easier in terms of actually playing the instrument, but as far as musical skill translating, bass would be best to start with. Nothing is worse than a guitar player playing a bass like a guitar.
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NEW THREAD

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>>85860151
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>>85860048
guitar >bass obviously. it's the same shit minus 2 strings



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